We Wish You a Turtle Christmas - Nostalgia Critic

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  • Опубліковано 1 гру 2015
  • Tis the season for turtle music! NC kicks off the Christmas season with something that’s sure to turn you green. It’s a Turtle Christmas!
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  • @epicjakman
    @epicjakman 8 років тому +1035

    actually, the girl at the end should put this on her resume, as she managed to pretend to be happy in We Wish You a Turtle Christmas

    • @dustyrose192
      @dustyrose192 4 роки тому +46

      So what are your skills?
      I stayed happy, or at least looked happy in A turtle Christmas
      Holy shit

    • @PannierLaw
      @PannierLaw 4 роки тому +13

      What School Doesn't Teach You Wolfie ,Wow *YOUR HIRED*

    • @mike91mdk45
      @mike91mdk45 3 роки тому +20

      Right. That alone showed her acting chops. Any director would be lucky to work with her lol

    • @Gerard-Downes
      @Gerard-Downes 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah the joker couldn’t do that if he was a stuffed toy with a sew on smile

    • @kirbysuperstar5494
      @kirbysuperstar5494 2 роки тому +5

      Now that's acting!

  • @DanRudy
    @DanRudy 7 років тому +1154

    "What the hell do Ninja Turtles and opera have in common?"
    Italian names, for one.

    • @majormana1
      @majormana1 7 років тому +79

      money

    • @sarahemmerson7860
      @sarahemmerson7860 6 років тому +12

      I'm pretty sure the name opra is Greek

    • @kalebsantos72
      @kalebsantos72 6 років тому +11

      Is there an opera about ninjas?

    • @metagro5441
      @metagro5441 6 років тому +2

      I don't know but there should be , as long as there's no turtles involved.

    • @Kangaru13
      @Kangaru13 6 років тому

      Dan Rudy yes

  • @klimmr
    @klimmr 7 років тому +315

    8:27 Can we have a brief moment of silence for the opera singer that voiced Mikey for that 1 scene? Knowing that his musical talent has been reduced to this?

    • @brandonmiles86
      @brandonmiles86 7 років тому +36

      If they were short on cash, they probably used something that was available in the public domain. Poor guy.

    • @kamranbaxter8709
      @kamranbaxter8709 3 роки тому +22

      Fun fact: There were only two people voicing the “turtles”

  • @mowlowl
    @mowlowl 7 років тому +857

    NC: "And I bet you'll never guess what style of music they'll use to do that."
    Me: *in mind* "Rap, obviously."
    *says sarcastically* "Country."
    NC: "That's right: country western!"
    Me: "I DIDN'T MEAN IT."
    (Edit)
    *five seconds after writing this comment*
    NC: "Of course not, it's friggin rap!"
    Me: "OF COURSE."

    • @huybii3021
      @huybii3021 7 років тому +39

      This comment deserves more likes, here

    • @justinjolly3144
      @justinjolly3144 7 років тому +35

      Kreigh Dimasuay It would be funny if it was sexy jazz

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 7 років тому +12

      Huy Bii hehe

    • @alicedarhk9790
      @alicedarhk9790 7 років тому +8

      the Turtles singing along to Careless Whisper. 📣🎼🎵🎶🎶🐢🎵🎶🎶🐢🎵🎶🎶🐢🎵🎶🎶🐢

    • @TheDerpyderpyderp
      @TheDerpyderpyderp 6 років тому +2

      Kreigh Dimasuay well he did use a clip saying it was hiphop

  • @cbrianmcguire
    @cbrianmcguire 8 років тому +1832

    On the 5th day of Christmas, the turtles gave to me
    5 tv shows
    4 Nes games
    3 live action movies
    2 Cg reboots
    And pizza with pepperoni!!

    • @comicbookreviewer4856
      @comicbookreviewer4856 8 років тому +36

      + Brian McGuire you know if you think about it how the hell are the turtles abel to afford that kind of stuff ? I mean they have no real jobs.

    • @cbrianmcguire
      @cbrianmcguire 8 років тому +9

      comic book reviewer Well, they do have a band, if you could call it that.

    • @liquidocelot5976
      @liquidocelot5976 8 років тому +10

      And a shitty musical band

    • @captaincrunch784
      @captaincrunch784 8 років тому +1

      +Liquid Ocelot HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TRUTH

    • @FromBeyondTheGrave1
      @FromBeyondTheGrave1 8 років тому +3

      +comic book reviewer April, Kasey, and let's not forget they're ninjas so they could steal it.

  • @WaffleAfterHours
    @WaffleAfterHours 8 років тому +375

    I'm surprised there isn't a FNaF parody with these Turtles costumes.

  • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
    @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 роки тому +113

    17:11 I love the special thanks portion of the credits.
    One guy is praised for "same day turnaround", which makes me think the project was done in one day.
    Another is thanked for his "unending devotion to this project," which begs all sorts of questions.

  • @4sh70nGal
    @4sh70nGal 7 років тому +510

    Thanks to this episode, that "gotta get a gift for Splinter" was horribly stuck in my head for a week.

    • @thejamman4070
      @thejamman4070 7 років тому +8

      Ashton Goodnough I feel you.

    • @disneydork100
      @disneydork100 7 років тому +11

      Ashton Goodnough all the songs are stuck in my head.
      Help me.

    • @thejamman4070
      @thejamman4070 7 років тому +7

      +disneydork100 I'm so sorry... but you are to far gone. There is no helping you.

    • @thejamman4070
      @thejamman4070 7 років тому +2

      +disneydork100 there are treatments we could do but they would just prolong the inevitable.

    • @disneydork100
      @disneydork100 7 років тому +4

      i figured out the cure! its a small world. its more catchy, more annoying, but since it doesn't really have a beginning or end its easier to drown out with your thoughts! although that may just be me, since I'm a huge disney fan i know the history behind the song (it was written in response to the cuban missile crisis and is from the perspective of a child, the reason for the lack of a beginning or ending of the song is the same reason Yo Ho (a pirates life for me) and Grim Grinning Ghosts don't really have an ending, there are multiple ride vehicles that don't really stop in the scenes (unless a disabled guest is getting on or off or some dumbass stuck their hand out) and i actually enjoy the ride (Mary Blair's art style rocks and its fun to make fun of) sorry for the long post, not sorry to let my disney geek shine and spread some fun facts that you can use if you're ever coming up with trivia questions and want people to fail.

  • @Andaverde
    @Andaverde 8 років тому +842

    and on that day, humanity was reminded it had something to fear

  • @datemasamune2904
    @datemasamune2904 8 років тому +490

    1:03 That day, Malcom and Tamara were given a grave reminder.

    • @TheDraygon
      @TheDraygon 8 років тому

      +Date Masamune Ha ha! I get it!

    • @CritScratch
      @CritScratch 8 років тому +3

      +Date Masamune malcom didnt need a reminder

    • @PuffyOne1898
      @PuffyOne1898 8 років тому +5

      SIND SIE DAS ESSEN NEIN WIR SIND DIE JÄGER

    • @jaemelancholy1684
      @jaemelancholy1684 8 років тому

      +Date Masamune Ahh! Damn. You beat me to it!

    • @HeronLikesStuff
      @HeronLikesStuff 8 років тому +2

      cause he fufufufufufucking loves christmas

  • @jsb8261
    @jsb8261 6 років тому +83

    Of course the upside down bucket isn't plugged in. The turtles stole the adapter for their necks.

  • @ziammarino
    @ziammarino 5 років тому +37

    5) Godzilla
    4) Goku
    3) Superman
    2) Saitama
    1) Doug on Christmas

  • @TheQuarterGuy
    @TheQuarterGuy 8 років тому +367

    0:50 On that day, Christmas received a grim reminder...
    It lived in fear of the Nostalgia Critic

    • @burgerdiverbanandodansparc9154
      @burgerdiverbanandodansparc9154 8 років тому +3

      -_-

    • @Reapermaskhybrid
      @Reapermaskhybrid 8 років тому +16

      Yes! Yes! Someone finally made that joke, thank you.

    • @mas8705
      @mas8705 8 років тому +2

      Maybe for those few moments before the earth was destroyed.

    • @mas8705
      @mas8705 8 років тому +11

      James Kilduff But... If you wanted to kill all the critics, would that mean you would have to... BECOME A CRITIC YOURSELF?! D:

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 8 років тому +4

      mas8705 It's a sacrifice worth taking for the sake of humanity. 😢

  • @WillcraftAnimations
    @WillcraftAnimations 8 років тому +962

    Last year in the "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" Review, I was thinking to myself "Wow, the only way I can think of that Doug would be able to top that Christmas freak-out would be to destroy the whole world..."
    ...Apparently so...

    • @aphantx5802
      @aphantx5802 8 років тому +53

      What an accurate prediction.

    • @adultmoshifan87
      @adultmoshifan87 8 років тому +9

      Hey Toonmore's review of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer was better

    • @edwinplayer
      @edwinplayer 8 років тому +4

      +Willcraft Animations but how is he gonna top this next year?

    • @adultmoshifan87
      @adultmoshifan87 8 років тому +9

      Elf Bowling!

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 8 років тому +22

      +Willcraft Animations SO IT WAS YOU!!!! YOU PREDICTED THIS AND YOU DIDN'T TELL US!!! WE COULD HAVE BEEN PREPEARED!!! WE COULD HAVE MOVED ALL OUR VIDEOGAMES AND COMPUTER RIGS INTO A FALLOUT SHELTER SO WE COULD KEEP PLAYING FALLOUT 4!!!

  • @_gr33nagust1n_8
    @_gr33nagust1n_8 2 роки тому +31

    Fun Fact: Larry Osborne (the director of this movie) also directed an episode of Sesame Street called "Turtle Tunes"

    • @pisces2569
      @pisces2569 5 місяців тому +4

      Did it star the ninja turtles?

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 5 місяців тому +2

      Huh seems he has something for scary bad animatronic and turtles

  • @TheDisneyGeekette
    @TheDisneyGeekette Рік тому +71

    It’s the first day of December, 7 years later, and had to revisit this! °o°

  • @pharaohyami5000
    @pharaohyami5000 8 років тому +156

    Let's campaign together to fight alcohol abuse.
    Though personally, these turtles are worse-looking than the Bay turtles. What do you all think?

    • @inferno9714
      @inferno9714 8 років тому +21

      +pharaohyami5000 Wel no duh. At least the Bay Turtles didn't have permanent skeleton grins. God, they still haunt me...

    • @Shade2800
      @Shade2800 8 років тому +1

      +pharaohyami5000 Definitely.

    • @saiyanfox7201
      @saiyanfox7201 8 років тому +5

      +pharaohyami5000 Yeah, I guess more alcohol abuse only made better. But seriously, don't abuse alcohol

    • @davidsparling1157
      @davidsparling1157 8 років тому +6

      id accept roid raging battletoads cosplaying as ninjas over five nights at freddys concept art any day

    • @greenac88
      @greenac88 8 років тому +6

      I personally don't mind Bay's turtles, but it's pretty unanimous that the turtles in this special are awful. Hell, the turtles in The Next Mutation look better than these.

  • @mastermindepsilon9517
    @mastermindepsilon9517 8 років тому +604

    "As lifeless as a tree."
    Looks like someone failed biology......

    • @jaydenfredrickson8509
      @jaydenfredrickson8509 8 років тому +126

      trees need to get a life. their boring as shit. like seriously? have you ever had a decent conversation with one? no? there's my point.

    • @David-qi1ys
      @David-qi1ys 8 років тому +17

      +Jayden Fredrickson I have. It told me to lick the ears of everyone standing in line at Wendy's.

    • @SpookNukem
      @SpookNukem 8 років тому +66

      He means characteristically.

    • @jd2792
      @jd2792 8 років тому +8

      +MastermindEpsilon its more of a figure of speech

    • @Eltrio2
      @Eltrio2 8 років тому

      +MastermindEpsilon He was talking about the costumes.

  • @jonahfalcon1970
    @jonahfalcon1970 7 років тому +49

    Doug: 22 minutes is required for any half-hour show on TV. So, yeah, they were making this thing available for broadcast.

  • @snazzyzsmitty
    @snazzyzsmitty 7 років тому +75

    The picture from the Bay Ninja Turtles is more like 10 years of steroid abuse

    • @t3ras74
      @t3ras74 6 років тому +7

      Z Smitty + alcohol and maybe meth

  • @BladeBlur
    @BladeBlur 8 років тому +658

    I love how the review has a longer running time than the actual special :P

    • @ASLB247
      @ASLB247 6 років тому +7

      Didn't expect to see you here, bladeblur.

    • @MortanAMrk
      @MortanAMrk 6 років тому +3

      I have a lot of fun with this app and it is a great app for the iPhone app and the app is great to be able to use the app for a long time and aggravation the best of the app and the app is great

    • @Volcanic_Rave
      @Volcanic_Rave 6 років тому +2

      I subbed with your account I’m guessing you just mashed the auto-sentence-completion button for that

    • @thechuchofthecentury3853
      @thechuchofthecentury3853 5 років тому

      Oh really me too I don't go with the new black smosh every day for a few days and I don't go with the new

    • @bourne2crimson397
      @bourne2crimson397 5 років тому

      Hey at least this is funny

  • @andrewkind2820
    @andrewkind2820 8 років тому +159

    2013-heartwarming speech
    2014-crazy ass music video
    2015-explosion that destroys the world

    • @nickstrobelight7804
      @nickstrobelight7804 8 років тому +5

      +Explosion Productions The entire universe-- NO! Then the entire Multiverse! NO!

    • @gamefan6219
      @gamefan6219 7 років тому

      +Andrew Kind 2016-???

    • @andrewkind2820
      @andrewkind2820 7 років тому +3

      gamefan6219 he blew up a planet

    • @thejamman4070
      @thejamman4070 6 років тому +4

      Andrew Kind 2017- Crazy Sci-fi adventure with swords guns and over the top gore.

    • @MoonLight-zj8iu
      @MoonLight-zj8iu 5 років тому +2

      Looking forward to this year's

  • @beelzebublordoftheflies4854
    @beelzebublordoftheflies4854 7 років тому +306

    I was taking notes for school while listening to this, when Mikey started singing opera it startled me so much I threw my pencil fifteen feet on knee jerk reaction, damn

    • @mityakiselev
      @mityakiselev 7 років тому +28

      Yeah, my body reacts weirdly to jerks, too
      ...I'll see myself out

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 6 років тому +15

      I don't blame you. You were lucky to not have a seizure.

    • @miamiwendigo
      @miamiwendigo 6 років тому +5

      Kirby Fan and Queen Fanatic how old where you i did the the same thing when i saw food fight 99% of the time when i was 12

  • @rincon27weirdoG
    @rincon27weirdoG 7 років тому +40

    I lost it when he said 2 child slaves

  • @justnatemassad9006
    @justnatemassad9006 8 років тому +314

    Am I the only one who laughed at the opening sequence where NC's head pops out of the building with giant grin?

    • @Eric-tx4gx
      @Eric-tx4gx 8 років тому +5

      How about nope!

    • @84warhead
      @84warhead 8 років тому +10

      +Nate Massad I damn near fell off the couch, not exaggerating.

    • @linkno1
      @linkno1 8 років тому +4

      Yea, you're the only one that laughed at a joke.

    • @justnatemassad9006
      @justnatemassad9006 8 років тому

      Tao pretty much.

    • @justnatemassad9006
      @justnatemassad9006 8 років тому +3

      I don't know I just found it funny

  • @joshuahernandez6120
    @joshuahernandez6120 8 років тому +74

    an air battle between snoopy and michelangelo. THAT SOUNDS AWSOME!!

    • @zer0watch454
      @zer0watch454 2 роки тому +1

      It’d be way better than this turd of a special

    • @chupacadabra5161
      @chupacadabra5161 2 роки тому +1

      @@zer0watch454 LET'S ALL SING THIS FART TOGETHER

  • @azrael2602
    @azrael2602 4 роки тому +15

    pause at 10:05 minutes and you got yourself a cursed image

  • @anoifceitin8762
    @anoifceitin8762 7 років тому +412

    《DId one of them get April knocked up?》
    Wait.... What..... no no no no no no no no no! Stop! I don't want the mental images! ..............Oh God! they burn! My eyes!
    Does anyone have some spare bleach?

  • @treyowen9213
    @treyowen9213 8 років тому +604

    @ 0:55 "Attack on Critic"!!

    • @ph89787
      @ph89787 8 років тому +125

      On that day, Malcolm and Tamara received a grave reminder. That they live in fear of christmas and the critic.

    • @MRMcLean98
      @MRMcLean98 8 років тому +25

      PERFECT! :D

    • @beanoptodon
      @beanoptodon 7 років тому +31

      Seid ihr das Essen
      Nein, wir sind der Jäger!!! x3

    • @omerozel4716
      @omerozel4716 7 років тому +9

      hahahaha genial genial

    • @doodle5092
      @doodle5092 7 років тому +17

      DUN DUDUN DUN DUN DUNNN (Sin de jeager, sin de jeager!)

  • @supersmashbro596
    @supersmashbro596 8 років тому +694

    give michael bay credit. nothing he could have done to the turtles would have been worse than what was done to them in the 90s.

    • @IndecisiveJR
      @IndecisiveJR 8 років тому +25

      With what? The first live action movie? That movie is still better then Michael bays movies

    • @supersmashbro596
      @supersmashbro596 8 років тому +54

      no but this, coming out of their shells, the next mutation, turtle tunes... all came out in the mid 90s.
      nothing michael bay could have done would even come close to those.

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason 8 років тому +30

      +J- Rich He is Right! I grew up in the 1990s! There is nothing Michael Bays can do bad to the turtles that's already been done! People put The 1990s over too much without mentioning the bullshit that comes out that era..

    • @IndecisiveJR
      @IndecisiveJR 8 років тому +7

      +Kenrick Eason true there was bad stuff that came out in the 90s but as far as what Michael bay is doing with the turtles is just awful the turtles cant fight since they are so big they basically just body slam everything instead of actually using fighting techniques Krang and the technidrome look so generic, basically same thing we've seen in multiple sci fi films Megan fox as April is boring and dull Casey jones is done terribly the only positive thing I can say is done well are the turtles personalities and maybe bebop and rocksteady even though the dick joke got on my nerve

    • @supersmashbro596
      @supersmashbro596 8 років тому +6

      while all of that is true. id still take it over this.

  • @MovieLover1995
    @MovieLover1995 7 років тому +73

    "Let's all sing this fart together!"

  • @StanLeczinski
    @StanLeczinski 7 років тому +203

    I actually google searched the kids' names, and I found that the little white girl at 15:55 (her name is Alicia Manta) went on to play in a German film about lesbians in the 60s.
    Also, one of them (I think it's the drummer kid at 8:02, his name is Yanik Segal) is now an orchestra conductor!

  • @Rav_Ram
    @Rav_Ram 8 років тому +118

    deck the halls with pepperoni

  • @Grabacr50
    @Grabacr50 8 років тому +122

    The turtles have that same eerie creepiness that the Five Nights at Freddy's animatronics had before the Internet mercilessly mutilated their image

    • @Grabacr50
      @Grabacr50 8 років тому +1

      I have to agree wtih Critic about the Bay turtles, I think they look disgusting and horrifying.

    • @Gunfighter150
      @Gunfighter150 8 років тому +1

      Well the turtles got it easier, they weren't made into porn stars or force to change their species to justify wanting to have the weird idea of fucking them and drawing loads of dirty fan art of them

    • @makutamiserix5612
      @makutamiserix5612 8 років тому

      gunfighter
      Well there is probably Tmnt rule 34. But I agree. Its fucked up to draw shit like that. Once my friend at school thought I searched that up and for the rest of that year I was teased for it. Then my other friend actually DID search it up and nobody gave a shit.

    • @michellehughes9407
      @michellehughes9407 8 років тому

      +Grabacr50 that 'creepiness' could possibly be accounted for by the uncanny valley

    • @Grabacr50
      @Grabacr50 8 років тому

      The internet is a weird place and people need to just accept that >.

  • @deleakinsade215
    @deleakinsade215 6 років тому +59

    The reason why Mikey was wearing a scarf that one scene was to tell him and Raphael apart (their masks are nearly identical )

    • @CiampaGiuseppe8
      @CiampaGiuseppe8 Рік тому +7

      I'm pretty sure they wanted to hide a hole on the costume too

  • @TehLucario
    @TehLucario 4 роки тому +21

    "I won't make it cannon."
    Best line

  • @UkieKooki
    @UkieKooki 8 років тому +514

    The turtle costumes look like FNAF animatronic suits.

    • @DuckandMikeyfan49
      @DuckandMikeyfan49 8 років тому +40

      Don't do a crossover with those two!

    • @unixone7558
      @unixone7558 8 років тому +17

      +Andrew Homer So, it's a No Go on Five Night's a Turtles ;P

    • @AmyASpaceOdyssey
      @AmyASpaceOdyssey 8 років тому +15

      +Andrew Homer oh no! You just gave Hollywood an idea!

    • @DuckandMikeyfan49
      @DuckandMikeyfan49 8 років тому +7

      Yep. I'm fucked.

    • @makutamiserix5612
      @makutamiserix5612 8 років тому

      +AwesomeBros65 Hollywood doesn't make fnaf fan games. Fans do, hence the term, FAN Games.

  • @segatendo1985
    @segatendo1985 8 років тому +235

    Finally. I've been waiting for this piece of Turtle shit for years

  • @faze_buendia9514
    @faze_buendia9514 3 роки тому +41

    I also grew up watching Small One, American Tail, All Dogs Go To Heaven, etc. and not only do I still absolutely love them but I've also made my kids watch them and they love my "old movies", they often ask me to pick out a movie for them.
    I was flabbergasted when I realized that my 10 and 12 yr olds had no idea 101 Dalmations was an animated movie first! They'd only ever seen the live-action, and boy did they love the old cartoon movie better.
    Also, old movies that used to be on late at night like The Shaggy Dog, The Ugly Dachsund, Old Yeller, all hold a lot of nostalgia

  • @JeffDoyen
    @JeffDoyen 6 років тому +14

    17:11 "To Scott Hyman for his unending devotion to this project."

  • @genostellar
    @genostellar 8 років тому +78

    18:38 "It's hilarious how half-assed and desperate it is."
    Making a lot of assumptions there, Critic. I don't think a fraction of an ass was used. This special is non-assed.

  • @GoldLuminance
    @GoldLuminance 8 років тому +78

    That Muppet reference in the beginning is fantastic lol

    • @ahsansariyadi7228
      @ahsansariyadi7228 3 роки тому +3

      What muppet reference?

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 3 роки тому +8

      @@ahsansariyadi7228 Doug's head bursting through the roof is a reference to Animal doing the same in The Muppet Movie.

  • @Dragonking1984
    @Dragonking1984 4 роки тому +88

    When you have TMNT talking about "inter-species relationships" I'm surprised the parents didn't have the same look that one kid had.

    • @justagiantnerd8001
      @justagiantnerd8001 Рік тому +8

      Yeah, if I was a parent I would be terrified

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 5 місяців тому +2

      I am surprised the parents don't turn them to turtle soup for saying that

  • @alicedarhk9790
    @alicedarhk9790 7 років тому +8

    16:37
    her name is Natasha Cresap. Top billing of "The Kids" in the credits. IMDB lists Turtles concerts as her only credits.

  • @PaintraSeaPea
    @PaintraSeaPea 8 років тому +184

    Instead of Weirdmageddon, I guess you could say this is Christmageddon.

    • @kiernanhowell-mackinley1733
      @kiernanhowell-mackinley1733 8 років тому +8

      +PaintraSeaPea Or "Yulemageddon".

    • @Derp13465256
      @Derp13465256 8 років тому +1

      +Kiernan Howell-MacKinley or the Christmacolypse

    • @kiernanhowell-mackinley1733
      @kiernanhowell-mackinley1733 8 років тому +1

      Derp13465256 Or Saturnaliarmageddon.

    • @garnetpoochyena824
      @garnetpoochyena824 8 років тому +2

      oh I do so hope santachrist returns after that horrific run in with Mario and Luigi. I BELIEVE IN SANTA CHRIST!!!

    • @TheAntiGravityMaster
      @TheAntiGravityMaster 8 років тому +5

      +PaintraSeaPea TIME IS DEAD AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING! GF REFERENCES GET YOU AUTOMATIC KUDOS FROM ME!

  • @twinkiephobe2915
    @twinkiephobe2915 8 років тому +457

    Nothing will ever top the terrible Star Wars Christmas special.

    • @TommyPicklesFan
      @TommyPicklesFan 8 років тому +3

      +Twinkie Phobe And Also A Special Sesame Street Christmas that aired on CBS in 1978 which is on the same year as Christmas Eve on Sesame Street.

    • @oohrah1997
      @oohrah1997 8 років тому

      +Twinkie Phobe Sadley that is true god that movie was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD

    • @bfbfhdh384
      @bfbfhdh384 8 років тому +12

      christmas tree speacial

    • @rayelgatubelo
      @rayelgatubelo 8 років тому +9

      +Twinkie Phobe The Star Wars Holiday Special is much worse than the Turtles one, but the Turtles Special's existence is 100 times more baffling.

    • @oohrah1997
      @oohrah1997 8 років тому +2

      rayelgatubelo
      yeah and plus the Star wars Holiday special is THE WORST for multiple reasons
      1. Many people have seen it
      2. George Lucas has even admitted to hating it and this is the guy who said jar jar fuckin retarded binks was awesome not good awesome
      3. While TMNT is great not many adult like it as much as star wars and plus star wars does have a bigger fanbase and people are not shocked about the holiday special
      TMNT coming out of our shells is shit but i think star wars was the shit

  • @timgrove5757
    @timgrove5757 3 роки тому +31

    " Yeah Get the Hell outta here Billy Your not Stealing our Thunder"that part makes me laugh so hard everytime 😂

  • @yourmother7052
    @yourmother7052 7 років тому +206

    Let's all sing this fart together.

  • @ademetal
    @ademetal 8 років тому +98

    Isn't Christmas supposed to be about wishing people happiness regardless of who they are, why turn wishing Shredder a Merry Christmas into an awkward joke? Granted, I wont be wishing ISIS a Merry Christmas, but still!

    • @mysite1012
      @mysite1012 8 років тому +11

      But the Russians are giving them an EXPLOSIVE christmas. I think it's going off with a BANG!!!!

    • @jamesscott2043
      @jamesscott2043 8 років тому +6

      +tmzissupergay Eh, my aunt, uncle, and three cousins are all Muslim, and they celebrate Christmas. :) It's not like you can escape Christmas with it being everywhere, especially in America. So, they celebrate the holiday with the rest of the family, regardless of differences of faith. We exchange gifts, eat the staple food, and even have interesting discussions about faith and family.

    • @Jonqen
      @Jonqen 8 років тому +10

      Jesus forgave his enemies so that make sense

    • @argkioof3988
      @argkioof3988 6 років тому

      ademetal "supposed to" is the answer

  • @ZuluRomeo
    @ZuluRomeo 8 років тому +426

    I thought "smile and mouth wide open" was funny, at least according to Master of Disguise.
    Obviously NC was "not Turtley enough" for this movie.

    • @ZuluRomeo
      @ZuluRomeo 8 років тому +35

      Tuuuuuuuuuuuurtle.

    • @UserName-cp1kf
      @UserName-cp1kf 8 років тому +20

      +Zulu Romeo I like turtles

    • @jamesmeow3039
      @jamesmeow3039 8 років тому +31

      Teenage Mutant Ninja Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurtles

    • @TheMrRuttazzo
      @TheMrRuttazzo 7 років тому +14

      "Mouth open is too funny, huh huh..."

    • @joyunicycle
      @joyunicycle 7 років тому +23

      They repeat the word "Turtle" over and over

  • @TDIdialgagirl
    @TDIdialgagirl 7 років тому +101

    1:03. Attack on Titan season 2 is looking great!

    • @Dragonrider1227
      @Dragonrider1227 7 років тому +9

      On that day, Christmas received a grim reminder

    • @heyseamonkey
      @heyseamonkey 7 років тому +4

      SIE SIND DE ESSEN UN WIR SIND DIE SANTA

    • @gerardogarcia8132
      @gerardogarcia8132 2 роки тому

      It definitely was better than the ending of the series

  • @bowmaj8666
    @bowmaj8666 7 років тому +56

    7:35 Look at that, not a single one of the Turtle costumes has proper feet, it looks like the actors are just wearing black socks!

  • @angelbun8474
    @angelbun8474 8 років тому +612

    Let's all sing this fart together XD

    • @Lady_Yuna
      @Lady_Yuna 8 років тому +64

      Merry Christmas to The Shredder. ^__^

    • @blusterkong1996
      @blusterkong1996 7 років тому +52

      Falala lalala la la la!!!!

    • @thatdinonerd720
      @thatdinonerd720 6 років тому +26

      *flatulates musically*

    • @forestcat8079
      @forestcat8079 5 років тому +8

      Lol How can that work

    • @tyleryoung2358
      @tyleryoung2358 5 років тому +5

      @@Lady_Yuna oh no,
      Record skip,
      What do we do,
      Just go with it

  • @dubbingsync
    @dubbingsync 8 років тому +293

    22 minutes? So this review is longer than the special itself?
    Ok then.

  • @chonkyloreraccoon3686
    @chonkyloreraccoon3686 7 років тому +147

    they still manage to have their mouths open less then Kristen Stewart in just the first twilight film

  • @Kirkeyressa
    @Kirkeyressa 7 років тому +42

    "What the hell do the Ninja Turtles and opera have in common?"
    ...The Renaissance?

  • @bunnehboi1985
    @bunnehboi1985 8 років тому +31

    1:06 - *...ON THAT DAY... NINJA TURTLES FANS WERE GIVEN A REMINDER...*

  • @TheMajesticJunkyard
    @TheMajesticJunkyard 8 років тому +145

    19:34 Still more canon than 'Say uncle.'

    • @victoriaalcantara3511
      @victoriaalcantara3511 8 років тому +6

      I wish it were canon except for pizza steves death

    • @penguin64p
      @penguin64p 8 років тому +11

      Pizza Steve's death is the only part I wish were canon. xD

    • @victoriaalcantara3511
      @victoriaalcantara3511 8 років тому

      Why you so mean peridot :/ pizza is awesome is it because you not in it or because we wont see you until the hiatus is over XD

    • @penguin64p
      @penguin64p 8 років тому +1

      Meh, I just don't like Pizza Steve's personality.

    • @miniespeon158
      @miniespeon158 8 років тому

      +PeridotPenguin pizza steve... Sounds familiar... >.

  • @stormstrider1990
    @stormstrider1990 7 років тому +75

    One of my favorite Nostalgia Critic Christmas specials.

    • @80ssnorklover7
      @80ssnorklover7 7 місяців тому

      This is one of the only reviews I agree with the nostalgia credit on cuz the turtles in this one looks even more freakier than you'll ever notice.

  • @jose.lfurtado6245
    @jose.lfurtado6245 7 років тому +49

    That speech was inspiring and beautiful at the same time :') Thank you NC, I'll never forget this.

    • @kylemorello4787
      @kylemorello4787 4 роки тому

      The Don Bluth one, right? Because the only way I found that speech he made while Tamara was getting eaten by Zombie Malcolm was that it was one of the things that inspired Doug to ease up on his Christmas intros.

  • @MRMcLean98
    @MRMcLean98 8 років тому +58

    I liked this because of the Don Bluth message at the end.

    • @jeuryrabassa4724
      @jeuryrabassa4724 Рік тому

      The only important thing that matters in this crappy movie.

  • @babygirlalaura
    @babygirlalaura 7 років тому +43

    my sides were not ready for MC Urkel Pants 😂

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 5 років тому

      But...you were ready, for Leo’s Vag making a special guest appearance?

  • @starrynight2963
    @starrynight2963 5 років тому +20

    i remember this special more from the YTP's than the actual special so i keep expecting a YTP moment to happen every second

  • @SuperVideogamer
    @SuperVideogamer 7 років тому +37

    Let's all sing this fart together

  • @cuteskeleton9381
    @cuteskeleton9381 8 років тому +146

    That dudes IMDB page is so depressing, I mean WOW.

    • @robbiewalker2831
      @robbiewalker2831 8 років тому

      +Alisha Dee All he made was Turtles Christmas and Turtle Tunes... THAT'S IT! That is all he's ever did in his carrer!

    • @kyleshea384
      @kyleshea384 8 років тому +17

      +Alisha Dee You can just feel the despair leaping out of the web page.

    • @xlightmariox8936
      @xlightmariox8936 8 років тому

      The critic or the maker of this "Thing" in the TMNThistoey

    • @cuteskeleton9381
      @cuteskeleton9381 8 років тому

      +xlightmariox The maker of the TMNT special.

    • @spoopsmcghost9536
      @spoopsmcghost9536 8 років тому +1

      +Alisha Dee I think he needs a hug...

  • @jagerbombers6089
    @jagerbombers6089 8 років тому +20

    Oh trees are living. They have cells. These things don't!

  • @MasterOfNoise
    @MasterOfNoise 7 років тому +94

    So this is why Vanilla Ice lost his popularity...

    • @kylemorello4787
      @kylemorello4787 4 роки тому +1

      I think you're referring to the second one.

  • @otakon17
    @otakon17 7 років тому +30

    1:08 I like how you more or less homaged 'The Muppet Movie' with that shot there when Animal grows giant during the final confrontation with Doc Hopper.

  • @delabarcel
    @delabarcel 8 років тому +92

    1:01 Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion (1997)

    • @scotcheggable
      @scotcheggable 8 років тому +7

      It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling dooooooooooooown

    • @terraventusaqua123
      @terraventusaqua123 8 років тому +2

      +TheDoctor64 Does the Critic even do anime? You'd have a better shot asking Nostalgia Chick or Jesu Otaku.

    • @spoonsharkart4550
      @spoonsharkart4550 8 років тому

      No that movie is still way creepier, I love it :)

    • @koreankamui98
      @koreankamui98 8 років тому

      +Robert Jay don't quote me on this, but I think Doug said he likes some anime.

    • @ChristianWS.
      @ChristianWS. 8 років тому +1

      I would love to hear what Doug thinks about NGE and End of Evangelion

  • @DigiRangerScott
    @DigiRangerScott 8 років тому +72

    IT'S CHRISTMAS AT GROUND ZERO, MALCOLM ZOMBIES EVERY WHERE

    • @SilverHairedFreak25
      @SilverHairedFreak25 8 років тому +1

      The Carolers stopped singing,
      Both of Tamara's ears are ringing,
      while the smoke fills up the air!

    • @Yukinoomoni
      @Yukinoomoni 8 років тому +2

      You say this like this is a bad thing :P

    • @vedwalker3974
      @vedwalker3974 8 років тому

      +SilverHairedFreak25 It's Christmas at Ground Zero, the Yule Bomb has been dropped!

    • @longrua1231
      @longrua1231 8 років тому

      +Tara Blackmore Actually it's weird al yankovic christmas song of the same name.

  • @jonathandelgado4703
    @jonathandelgado4703 7 років тому +120

    12: 49 is that pizza in a display case?they sure do value pizza.

  • @tyhite100
    @tyhite100 7 років тому +50

    Lol Tamara's screams in the end are so cheesy.. XD

  • @robertwild9447
    @robertwild9447 8 років тому +108

    Fuck these skits, I wanted an in depth, educational, critical analysis of We Wish You a Turtle Christmas...

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 8 років тому +12

      +Robert Wild he did a critical anlysisi on this, just watch the vid

    • @juant8631
      @juant8631 8 років тому +39

      +Johann Schmidt// Red Skull ....
      Uh...hate to break it to you, but....
      It's a joke.

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 8 років тому +19

      God dammit, i didnt see that

    • @vedwalker3974
      @vedwalker3974 8 років тому +3

      +Robert Wild Good one.

    • @brandontriplin5447
      @brandontriplin5447 8 років тому +8

      Really wish it was easier to figure out when people are being sarcastic in the sarcasm

  • @Darmelton
    @Darmelton 8 років тому +49

    Right in the childhood

    • @BlazingInferno99MobileYoutuber
      @BlazingInferno99MobileYoutuber 8 років тому

      +Dartron We meet again lol

    • @beeholder1160
      @beeholder1160 8 років тому

      Pffft, who needs childhood.

    • @smashbrospippop1931
      @smashbrospippop1931 8 років тому

      +Dartron You have a sorry childhood if it included this...(HAHA I'm jk man)

    • @jasondamrau9943
      @jasondamrau9943 8 років тому

      +SmashBrosPip&Pop I think he ment a kick to childhoods nuts

    • @theponydalek7923
      @theponydalek7923 8 років тому

      +NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Incorporated :D..... Damn that's a long name

  • @jasonbleau4646
    @jasonbleau4646 2 роки тому +15

    Even when I was young watching this special I thought the girl at the end was more enthusiastic than the rest. Even the little girl next to her you can tell is following her lead and tbe older girl is trying to help her through it. I mean good for her but she clearly was the only one there who seemed to care lol

  • @LION0410
    @LION0410 7 років тому +33

    9:20
    Me : With Pleasure
    SLAP** !!
    Me: OK i Deserve that One.......

    • @redlion5038
      @redlion5038 4 роки тому +1

      I was expecting a comment like this

  • @scottbuckley823
    @scottbuckley823 8 років тому +487

    according to imdb the budget was $5000 where the hell did it go?

    • @rainyrouge5123
      @rainyrouge5123 8 років тому +128

      Drugs for the costume designers obviously.

    • @ameliawright6947
      @ameliawright6947 8 років тому +24

      And yet Primer was made with only $2000 more...

    • @infinifan8032
      @infinifan8032 8 років тому +55

      No I think that money went to that black kid from the Oprah special

    • @MrChickennugget360
      @MrChickennugget360 8 років тому +47

      cocaine and hookers. plus what ever was left over went to production

    • @alexanderkornetka5522
      @alexanderkornetka5522 7 років тому +13

      on lunch

  • @jakemitchell1132
    @jakemitchell1132 8 років тому +63

    I can't tell if this is worse than the Star Wars Christmas special.

    • @phantomzone2725
      @phantomzone2725 8 років тому +20

      +Jake Mitchell I think Star Wars Holiday Special (not Christmas, probably Thanksgiving) is far better and more creative. At least Wookiees have a decent lipsync.

    • @purpledragon7634
      @purpledragon7634 8 років тому +15

      At least in the Star Wars Holiday Special, the characters looked like they were supposed to.

    • @15oClock
      @15oClock 5 років тому +3

      This is shorter.

    • @bourne2crimson397
      @bourne2crimson397 5 років тому +2

      This is at least funny, albeit unintentionally.

    • @BigAL68xyz
      @BigAL68xyz 5 років тому +1

      The Star Wars special had that neat cartoon introducing Boba Fett. Without that...I'd call it a tie.

  • @tristanhartup4936
    @tristanhartup4936 7 років тому +51

    What would the turtles look like at 12 years alcohol abuse

    • @justinjolly3144
      @justinjolly3144 7 років тому +8

      Tristan Hartup the teen titans with toxic waste

    • @MonsterKing_97
      @MonsterKing_97 7 років тому

      Tristan Hartup what about 25 years alcohol abuse

    • @justinjolly3144
      @justinjolly3144 7 років тому +4

      Carver Donnelly The tmnt imbreds

    • @fitre4722
      @fitre4722 7 років тому +7

      The demons of hell turned green and Ate crap

    • @alexmalcolm6309
      @alexmalcolm6309 7 років тому +9

      The Next Mutation

  • @blackcat738
    @blackcat738 7 років тому +155

    did they have to sing in a jamacin acsent.

    • @filletofish2200
      @filletofish2200 5 років тому +4

      Eh whatever,we had Funky Kong having a jamaican accent in the DKC show

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister 4 роки тому +5

      Yes. The accent was clearly essential.
      Just like Mickey singing opera out of nowhere

    • @JoeRossProductions
      @JoeRossProductions 4 роки тому +1

      @@Grim_Sister He's turning into that opera guy again!

    • @DozingGreen-fz6rg
      @DozingGreen-fz6rg 3 роки тому +1

      Accent.......bro do you even English? Lol JK

    • @blackcat738
      @blackcat738 3 роки тому

      @@DozingGreen-fz6rg bro that was 3 years ago. I just made two typos. Jesus man

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 8 років тому +110

    Proved! Doug caused the events of Fallout 4.

    • @Bawgle
      @Bawgle 8 років тому +25

      Nostalgia. Nostalgia never changes.

    • @compatriot852
      @compatriot852 8 років тому +7

      Lol, the only other Critic that survived the Fallout was the AVGN Enclave squad

    • @SpookNukem
      @SpookNukem 8 років тому +2

      HOLY SHIT
      So thats what super mutants evolved from

    • @mrrayan1235
      @mrrayan1235 8 років тому

      +Spenser Graham Nostalgia has changed(MGS4)

    • @SkySweeperSyn
      @SkySweeperSyn 8 років тому +1

      +Emma Rose “Also” Allen I did both! :D

  • @TheBeardedCaveman884
    @TheBeardedCaveman884 8 років тому +8

    I like how this video is longer than the actual Christmas special it's reviewing.

  • @mr.setshat3813
    @mr.setshat3813 7 років тому +8

    15:50 TMNT r34 poped in my head when I heard this

  • @Redjoekido
    @Redjoekido 2 роки тому +9

    So at 9:46, as Raphael approaches Santa, he seems to be like "WTF am I looking at?" and rises the bell like he was going in a self-defense mode.
    Better be careful Raphael.

  • @Fodimin
    @Fodimin 8 років тому +77

    Guess what guys? I STILL can't get over the Canadian commercial from two weeks ago.

    • @TheJordanWS
      @TheJordanWS 8 років тому +17

      YAH SICK CANADA

    • @savannahadair2815
      @savannahadair2815 8 років тому +4

      I think I need to get therapy after the commercial.

    • @UNOgard
      @UNOgard 8 років тому

      +Fodimin “SirFodiminX” Layton
      what commercial

    • @marvelousTUD
      @marvelousTUD 8 років тому +1

      Seriously, Canada is fucked up.

    • @holymackerelthethird2478
      @holymackerelthethird2478 8 років тому +2

      +UNOgard The one where she has an "accident"

  • @conservaduck7298
    @conservaduck7298 8 років тому +127

    This is by far the funniest movie I have ever seen (in a room way)

  • @juliendacoolien3454
    @juliendacoolien3454 7 років тому +90

    I just had an UNSKIPPABLE 8 MINUTE AD
    I hate my life

  • @PikaLink91
    @PikaLink91 3 роки тому +4

    19:00 Yeah I too usually look at the backcover first when trying to choose what comic I wanna read.

  • @jp5394
    @jp5394 8 років тому +98

    YOU DID THIS REVIEW WITHOUT FEATURING THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD?

    • @robbiewalker2831
      @robbiewalker2831 8 років тому +2

      +Macaco Macabra I told Marco Rocha, there were a few TMNT reviews of NC that didn't feature the AVGN. What's your point?

    • @jp5394
      @jp5394 8 років тому +3

      Robert Walker I'm aware he didn't feature in all reviews, but c'mon, this one would be a perfect one for the Nerd to be featured in. It's been a pleasure being replied by one of the Walker brothers (if you are in fact THE actual Rob Walker)

    • @robbiewalker2831
      @robbiewalker2831 8 років тому +3

      Macaco Macabra 1. -_- Why are people always doing that! I'm NOT Doug Walker's Brother.
      2. AVGN already covered that in his OWN review 5 years ago!: cinemassacre.com/2010/12/11/we-wish-you-a-turtle-christmas/

    • @jp5394
      @jp5394 8 років тому

      Robert Walker I apologize

    • @Thatguy-of5re
      @Thatguy-of5re 8 років тому +9

      +Robert Walker Because he actually has a brother named Rob? It's the only thing on Rob's IMDB page.

  • @SharpRichDragon
    @SharpRichDragon 8 років тому +53

    0:50
    Attack on Critic

    • @noteraezan
      @noteraezan 8 років тому +1

      lololololol

    • @thebeastofchaos
      @thebeastofchaos 8 років тому +6

      +Sharp Rich Dragon I'LL KILL ALL THE CRITICS! EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!

    • @oklahomacityradiowaves5462
      @oklahomacityradiowaves5462 8 років тому +3

      One half: Marco!
      The other half: Polo!

    • @1aundulxaldin
      @1aundulxaldin 8 років тому +2

      +Andy AM
      The highest tier of Critics attacking the walls are the Cinemasins. They're smart, well coordinated, and frighteningly fast. Do not hesitate in front of em'.

    • @ph89787
      @ph89787 8 років тому +4

      On that day, Malcolm and Tamara received a grave reminder. That its fufufucking Christmas.

  • @WillShakes423
    @WillShakes423 Рік тому +40

    You could say this Turtle special was a Shell of a misfire. 🐢

    • @elder-woodsilverstein7716
      @elder-woodsilverstein7716 Рік тому +1

      Bud dum cheeeeee.

    • @Mathivich
      @Mathivich 11 місяців тому +1

      It was a very specshell Christmas.

    • @WillShakes423
      @WillShakes423 11 місяців тому

      @@Mathivich Good one.

    • @Mathivich
      @Mathivich 11 місяців тому +1

      @@WillShakes423 👍

    • @WillShakes423
      @WillShakes423 11 місяців тому

      @@Mathivich I wonder if the Critic was suffering from Shell Shock.
      Waka Waka.

  • @Japanda-ge1zi
    @Japanda-ge1zi 7 років тому +8

    at 13:47
    of course she isn't happy, it's a Turtle Christmas. I doubt the cameraman, director and voices of the turtles and Splinter were happy either

  • @NormanMatchem
    @NormanMatchem 8 років тому +7

    15:27 I thought they were making a voice for him for a joke, but no, turns out that's Splinter's actual voice in this video...

  • @gunmunz
    @gunmunz 8 років тому +43

    Chistmas...Chistmas never changes.

  • @maxwright9537
    @maxwright9537 7 років тому +13

    0:54 You wanted an Attack on Titan season 2? here you go

  • @batty.b
    @batty.b 7 років тому +55

    it sucks when you basically find anything with a beat catchy and it all gets stuck in your head..ugh

  • @nutsberkintime
    @nutsberkintime 8 років тому +58

    CHRISTMAS HYPE.
    Once again, the big question, can Nostalgia Critic top the I Fucking Love Christmas Song!?

    • @mattchamp1541
      @mattchamp1541 8 років тому

      No he can't

    • @mysite1012
      @mysite1012 8 років тому +1

      that was awesome

    • @munsi0121
      @munsi0121 8 років тому

      link?

    • @munsi0121
      @munsi0121 8 років тому

      link?

    • @kristofgriffin384
      @kristofgriffin384 8 років тому

      +Tad Janvatanavit Well his love for Christmas did destroy the world so I'd say he came close.

  • @bigbadb4576
    @bigbadb4576 8 років тому +7

    6:36 I've watched Nc for years...the fact he compared anything to the garbage pail kids is terrifying.

  • @transtar_lexington
    @transtar_lexington 7 років тому +36

    Why couldn't they just use the costumes made by Jim Hensons creature shop?

  • @victorhuerta4600
    @victorhuerta4600 6 років тому +7

    Oh my gosh, I have this on VHS. When my parents didn't have cable, this was one of my childhood collection of cassettes. I don't think I liked it, even then, but I watched it because it was just there. Awesome video, Critic