My senior drill sergeant was like this as well man was absolutely the funniest person ive ever met. I remember one time someone walked on the grass and he started yelling about the sergeant majors grass
It was the best, because it sperated the weak from the strong. It taught you self control. Bearings, self discipline, how to look out for your fellow brother or sister. It teaches you lesson the last with you for the rest of your life. Need I say more.
My time in the Army was the BEST, I say again,the BEST time of my life!!! It was the first time in my young life I had freedom...home life was much stricter than Basic...I was used to getting up early although not at 0400...0600 was my wakeup time at home...I had no trouble with authority whatsoever...my only 'problem' was the physical side of Basic - running and those monkey bars you hadda do before chow, but I did it...like every other swingin' 'richard'...I loved being in Germany I got off base every chance I had...traveled as much as possible, (at the time, I despised beer) even got to the REAL Oktoberfest twice...in '72 & '73...spent A LOT of money at the 'Wall'...I hated coming home in July of '74...found I no longer had anything in common with my peers...tried for 9 years to reenlist but was FINALLY told in '83 that my eyesight..marginal when I enlisted in '71 and which almost kept me out was beyond acceptable limits. To this day Istill wish I had reenlisted...but I saw Armor as a dead end, so I left a d used the G I Bill to get my MA in Secondary Education..my purpose was twofold...reenlist and use the points for a. Advanced degree to advance in rank..if that didn't work out at least I had a degree that would get me a teaching job...for all the good two degrees did me i life I shouldda learned a trade...
My dad told me...just before he died in June of 84...that the army 'RUINED' me...he meant that he no longer controlled me...I was 34 at the time..he'd held that grudge for the years...I'd do it all over again and STAYED in...
@TrumpAlwaysWins LearnToAcceptIt .....imagine what a Loser piece of crap could've done before they enlisted.....could've went through high school without being a loser. Just had to get "motivated" .....dumbass
I went to army boot in 2001. One dude left his shit unlocked and while we were out in formation in front of the barracks this insane sgt was throwing all his shit out the second floor window. He even threw the fucking mattress out. We were an all male group (combat mos) so the gloves came off as soon as we stepped off the bus.
One time in basic during a health and welfare they found some Axe body wash. All three of my Drills were there and one of them stomped it and it shot across the room and plastered the Senior Drill SGT right in the chest. It was so hard not to laugh and somebody did. We spent the next half hour in the front lean and rest while they proceeded to destroy our barracks. Good times lol
Our drill sergeant in basic would tell us okay privates you just earned a first class ticket on the pain train and he would smoke our asses and make us say choo choo what good time it was
Man if we all wrote books and or movies of our experiences in whatever branch some of us would be millionaires. People would be thinking it's a comedy only we would know the truth. Something like Major Payne hehehehe.
My dad was old school Army an always got a laugh watching your videos. He passed due to pancreatic cancer 2 months ago. Hooah to all those serving and all those who have served
I remember in basic a guy ran to a pay phone. He was calling his parents saying, "I can't do it, it's too hard." I was laughing so hard on the inside, cause it was only inprocessing for basic.
The boy hadn't even started yet and already wanted out?😂😂😂drill sergeants are alot different when your serving with them in a permanent duty station. I had 3 former drill sergeants when I was in Korea at Camp Garry Owen, and my new 1st Sgt had been my senior drill sergeant in Fort Knox. Another spec4 and I both recognized him, the first morning we saw him before morning formation. We both walked over and said hi 1st Sgt, we remember you from Ft Knox as our senior Drill Sgt, how are you doing, do you remember us. He looked at both of us and said, yeah I remember both of you, get the hell away from me😂😂😂we said, that's not very nice Sgt Jones, why do you wanna be like that. Then Top said get the hell away from me, and we both turned around and walked away chuckling😂😂😂1976 4/7 Cav Camp Garry Owen 2nd ID💪🇺🇸😏😂😎
.....I know the golden rule is silence unless what you have to say is legendary but I think saying your the slowest and weakest sperm would be perfect. It’s true and funny
actually the strong sperm are what breaks the egg so the weaker one can get in. thats right we are not the best sperm we are the ones that needed help getting in. feel good now dont ya.
+Jerrico L my drill Sgt found an open locker and made a crime scene by stuff all the shit from the locker into the acu outlined with baby powder. funny as fuck but sucked to clean up.
This was my dad through and through. Grateful for it; taught me discipline and how to handle immense amounts of stress with a clear head. Thanks Dad HOOAH
More than any actor or athlete, any poet laureate or politician, you and others who choose to protect and defend this country are our greatest asset, our brightest stars. We love you, we pray for you, and we thank you. Happy Veteran's Day to all who have served.
I'm in the grenade pit, Ft Knox. DI Alton walks down into the pit. Grabs a grenade in his hand and put it in mine with his hands around mine and says,"OK Terry, this is what we're going to do today" the only time I ever had a superior call me by my first name. He looked very nervous, must have had some bad experiences in that pit, full of frag holes....haha
I remember one time when we were leaving one of the obstacle courses, one platoon was getting smoked while we were marching back to the barracks...all I heard from DS Joseph Gaskin was, "That's it 1st platoon!!! COLUMN HALF RIGHT, MARCH! PLATOON, HALT! FRONT LEAN AND REST POSITION, MOVE!!! YOU BETTER GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR BUTT, 1ST PLATOON!!!" That guy was no joke...he always called water, "motivation juice" lol
Brandon Harris to be fair he actually *does* care if you’re in *medical* pain, go see a doc! DS secret: most of them are perfectly normal human beings, this is all a front to break you down and instil discipline. They’re gonna be super assholes, but they don’t actually want you physically injured or sick, they want you trained. So DS is genuinely worried about your health lol
Best advice I can give you is to just buy in right at the start. Don't hold back, don't try to assert your individuality, don't think you're too cool or too smart to be there. Jump when you're told to jump, hit the deck quick when you're told to drop. Everyone is going to be all-in before long anyway, so make it easy on yourself and just commit to the program from day one. When you're in your last week, try to make the time to look around and keep some memories.
Always remember, you are never right, you are always fucking something up, and they will always have a reason to yell at you. Getting smoked is not a punishment, its getting your body right, and you should enjoy it. Most of us look back and wish we could go back to those days. Its been 10 years for me. I remember it like it was yesterday. Enjoy it, it'll be over quickly, and then you will be thrust into the bullshit that is the actual army. Its really not fun from that point on.
Different branch, same hell. Push. Push more, reach muscle failure, recover and then rinse and repeat. Yep; little slice of heaven on earth, LoL :). Thank you for your service!
I laughed, I cried, I got chewed like this more than once as a private, and I chewed a couple of privates like this more than once... this makes me all warm and fuzzy inside...
That first part had me traumatized. Brings back memories of the whole barracks being completely wrecked after inspection for one god damn thing not squared away. Except, our DSs were clever with what they did to the bunks and the mattresses. They would even hang stuff (like shoes and underwear) from the grid ceiling... Stack bunks in to other bunks, block the pathway with a stack of mattresses. Fun times...
thiere was a guy that had ptsd from basic training would wake up in the middle of the night screaming could not effectivly function and actually shake. had serious anxiety problems so he really should not of been sent but was a good guy none the less.
If they are that soft, they shouldn't be in the Military in the 1st place..... Crap, I went thru basic when the Drills could do more than just yell at you. How would todays kids handle that??????
I wasn’t in the building. But I left my wall locker open while at Ft.Knox. My TA50 was outside, the third floor(I lived on the second), and in the DS office. I lost 6 pounds that day.
Basic Training in Fort McClellan Alabama in Oct 1982, " you better push Alabama down to China right now private" lol love it, i would do it all over again if i could.
HOO-AHH!! Fort McMuffin! I saw some pictures of the place after it closed....breaks my heart. Those barracks were brand-new when I went through in 1984. We had to Brasso the garbage can and sweep the PT pad and that place sparkled from our effort. To see it dilapidated and overgrown made my heart ache.
I got out in 2014, watching these videos and a few others of life after basic brings happiness back to me no matter how bad of a day it is. every day even as a business owner with a family I would kill to go back in, i miss the brotherhood and the respect for each other that almost everyone has in the civilian world. who knows maybe thanks to youre motivation ill end up back in. keep it up back bone youre the shit.
Oh, made me nostalgic for the good old days. :( I went through Ft Jackson summer of 1990. Drill Sgts Brown, Boyd and Ferrell. Drill Sgt Boyd was the meanest SOB! He caught me sleeping on my caught one day when we were cleaning our bays. No one woke me up. BASTARDS! :) Next thing I know the bunk was lifted up in the air and the only thing as I was able to see before I rolled of the bed was the top of his Smokey Bear hat. Good times! :) lol!!
I went to Ft. Jackson in 1993. Drill Sergeant Jackson & Dexter were my Drill Instructors. There was a woman also but I forgot her name. She was the worse ironically
As you move on in life depending on where you are at in life the military was either a adjustment part of her life or brutal (in a good way) part of life. Basic training I thought would be the worse thing I would ever experience in life. That was until I got back as a civilian and experienced personal failures and struggles.
Retired Army here. I can definitely relate to this. Back in '91 at Ft. McClellan, AL our Drill Sergeants were NO JOKE. Back then you could do this and MUCH worse. I survived and 28 years later still have flashbacks from "fill day."
After we graduated our Drill Sgt turned out to be a nice guy. He told us that his wife hated his job because of the long hours and once cut holes into his Smokey Bear hat because he was called into duty after promising her a holiday weekend getaway. SSG Conner, I'll never forget him.
Regular Army 6 years....1 1/2 years in a combat zone as a Combat Medic...Basic Training unlike this was no joke...getting deployed to a war zone....well, no words can Express the feeling and experience... But this made me laugh.
Went through bct at ftlw 21 10 74 in C-2-3 2nd Plt . Graduated 20 12 74 . SFC Gravely was my PLT/DS . Nam Vet. Tough but fair ; knew his shit; would bend over backwards to help a struggling trainee pass all his stations. Hell of a cadence caller. Even let us watch a John Wayne Army movie on a Saturday night 2/3 the way thru basics with us because we really excelled that week. Did 3 yrs active duty and 17.5 yrs Reserves. Retired in 95 as a SSG. Can still see his face as we got off the cattle cars. If you’re still alive Thank You SFC Gravely SSG/ENGR/Retired , Ancas, Thomas E.
watching in 2018. We had a DI when I was in AIT and every other teaching moment, he always said "Back in THE Nam." 11B 1985-2009 11Z retired. I laugh when I see this
Echo 18 -4 (1978) I wish we had drill sergeants this calm back in the 70s!lol I still remember their names. Drill sergeant Eppers and drill sergeant Rogers, now they were crazy! I love them and miss them!
It was a particular leaf they sent us after. Never did get the right damn leaf. Run, push, run, push etc. Thats not my leaf, are you mocking me bringing the wrong leaf. Go get my leaf! RUN! PUSH!
2:33 he calls the guy "monkey puncher" I looked it up just out of curiosity and this is the definition I got: "Someone stupid enough to click banner ads, i.e. the ad encouraging you to punch the monkey to win."
Guys would set their combo lock to the last number, you know , to unlock faster. The instructor comes by and on a certain day pulls every lock. The recruits shit goes everywhere.
In our 8th week of basic (which we had been told would be the worst one) we all could feel in the air we were about to be fucked into submission and then some. Our officer played a song in our language that translates into "I want to go back to my mother's arms". A beautiful song by a man who had just lost his mother. Holy Jesus Christ by the end of that week did we all want to return to momma
+MrMustang1804 We have the Iraq war to thank for that. Nobody wanted to join so DoD had to scrape the bottom of the barrel. No shit, I had to work with guys who literally could not read the contract they signed.
Just got back from Fort Leonard Wood. Can confirm! "Too Easy" is too accurate! I joined the National Guard hoping to be challenged and pushed to my limits. I wasn't.
Awesome job...what a trip through memory lane. Though your DI hat be excessively tall, your videos make me laugh and remind me of fond times serving. Please keep making the videos!
LMFAO!! "your gonna push Fort Knox to the west coast" I served in the Marines, Some of the Best men I served with were former D.I.'s and the funniest as well. Love the channel!!!!!!!!!
I once had a drill sergeant threaten to recycle me so far back that I would get younger and become ineligible.
I'm Navy. One of my RDCs told a guy he would ASMO (recycle) him back to birth.
M Coleman had on DS say he would recycle someone to before he signed the contract.
😆😆😆😆😆
Brrroooooo lol
😂😂😂
Snatched his medal and called it stolen valor lmfao💀💀💀
Right lol
I died. "Stolen valor mother..."
Only POGs rock an expert grenade badge anyways.
Yeah that was hilarious, stolen valor you son of a hahaha
Those of us who survived Basic can laugh about it now but we weren't laughing when it was happening.
This is why I will NEVER join an army.
Word, man...for me, Benning was a bitch!!!! Delta 3/47 Infantry Sand Hill Summer of 2006
Th3 SiL3NT GAM3R You get used to it and learn to laugh about it. Trust me, you have inner reserves of strength you don't even know exist yet.
Seymour Brown I was also at Sand Hill. 1/19. When did you go?
June-September 2006
Boot camp was the best. My drill instructor was just like this.
My senior drill sergeant was like this as well man was absolutely the funniest person ive ever met. I remember one time someone walked on the grass and he started yelling about the sergeant majors grass
How the hell was boot camp the best😂
It was the best, because it sperated the weak from the strong. It taught you self control. Bearings, self discipline, how to look out for your fellow brother or sister. It teaches you lesson the last with you for the rest of your life. Need I say more.
So was mine
@@joshwaller808 you've either never been to boot camp or you had a shifty attitude
My wife says I'm a mental case, because I miss the Army after she saw the things we've gone through. Only those whom serve can only understand.
Beach Dweller amen brother 😂
yes
@albert speer wait that 330th company?!
My time in the Army was the BEST, I say again,the BEST time of my life!!! It was the first time in my young life I had freedom...home life was much stricter than Basic...I was used to getting up early although not at 0400...0600 was my wakeup time at home...I had no trouble with authority whatsoever...my only 'problem' was the physical side of Basic - running and those monkey bars you hadda do before chow, but I did it...like every other swingin' 'richard'...I loved being in Germany I got off base every chance I had...traveled as much as possible, (at the time, I despised beer) even got to the REAL Oktoberfest twice...in '72 & '73...spent A LOT of money at the 'Wall'...I hated coming home in July of '74...found I no longer had anything in common with my peers...tried for 9 years to reenlist but was FINALLY told in '83 that my eyesight..marginal when I enlisted in '71 and which almost kept me out was beyond acceptable limits. To this day Istill wish I had reenlisted...but I saw Armor as a dead end, so I left a d used the G I Bill to get my MA in Secondary Education..my purpose was twofold...reenlist and use the points for a. Advanced degree to advance in rank..if that didn't work out at least I had a degree that would get me a teaching job...for all the good two degrees did me i life I shouldda learned a trade...
My dad told me...just before he died in June of 84...that the army 'RUINED' me...he meant that he no longer controlled me...I was 34 at the time..he'd held that grudge for the years...I'd do it all over again and STAYED in...
"if the Army wanted you to have a Wife, we would have issued you one"
yup, funny part.
Now that was funny..
You mad so mad get over it
They told me that a lot they also called us terds and shit brains lmao
They do, they're at the strip club,
"expert grenadier, so you throw grenades to space"
Abigail Grace dude that’s hilarious....lmaooo
I was like really!??
Holy fuk
The only badge more BS than that was the bayonet badge they were issuing out at Fort Knox.
Lmao
“Take that shit off. Stolen valor, you son of a-“
It wasnt when they yelled that i was worried.... it was when they got quiet and nice that my arm hairs sprung up...
Cuz then you knew somebody fucked up big
Then it was actually fucking real. And about to get real bad, real fast.
That or when they quit screwing with you. Then you knew you was a screw up
@TrumpAlwaysWins LearnToAcceptIt .....PE test? Yeah I dont think so bud......nice try though.
@TrumpAlwaysWins LearnToAcceptIt .....imagine what a Loser piece of crap could've done before they enlisted.....could've went through high school without being a loser. Just had to get "motivated" .....dumbass
Whenever you left your locker unsecured in basic you KNOW it’s over.
I went to army boot in 2001. One dude left his shit unlocked and while we were out in formation in front of the barracks this insane sgt was throwing all his shit out the second floor window. He even threw the fucking mattress out. We were an all male group (combat mos) so the gloves came off as soon as we stepped off the bus.
@Steven Lindsey XD hilarious!
Does this mean the DS is pissed and happy at the same time?
Rip private Pyle
@@Kraken9911 I left mine unlocked. I was at Benning so you know the rest.
2:50 *YOU GON' PUSH FORT KNOX TO THE WEST COAST BY THE TIME I GET FINISHED WIT' YA! AAAHAHAHA!*
And at Ft Knox I did, all the way
I pushed Disney Barracks all the way to China back in the 80's.
Graduated Knox in late 2000. Charlie company 246
"so you can throw granaades to fucking space" lmao
One time in basic during a health and welfare they found some Axe body wash. All three of my Drills were there and one of them stomped it and it shot across the room and plastered the Senior Drill SGT right in the chest. It was so hard not to laugh and somebody did. We spent the next half hour in the front lean and rest while they proceeded to destroy our barracks. Good times lol
Joseph was that at Ft.Dix????????
Lmao - The way you described that was so funny!! Have a good one
Joseph Burgis Should send that into AMSDSS. Maybe it'll make the next book.
Joseph Burgis Glorious! Lol
Thank you for your service
Our drill sergeant in basic would tell us okay privates you just earned a first class ticket on the pain train and he would smoke our asses and make us say choo choo what good time it was
Lmfao
Man if we all wrote books and or movies of our experiences in whatever branch some of us would be millionaires.
People would be thinking it's a comedy only we would know the truth.
Something like Major Payne hehehehe.
@J. Ritter hahahaha. I'm cryin of laughter yet pain through understanding, battle...
@J. Ritter It was a Parker Brothers game first, though...so, you would have gotten smoked even worse, by correcting with the wrong answer
But if you think about it, he wasn't smoking you, he was making sure you would pass the PT test.
My dad was old school Army an always got a laugh watching your videos. He passed due to pancreatic cancer 2 months ago. Hooah to all those serving and all those who have served
"Your parent's related?"
Nearly died laughing
I remember in basic a guy ran to a pay phone. He was calling his parents saying, "I can't do it, it's too hard." I was laughing so hard on the inside, cause it was only inprocessing for basic.
Are you serious ??!!! That’s funny as hell....LMAOOO
reception was the worst part for me
The boy hadn't even started yet and already wanted out?😂😂😂drill sergeants are alot different when your serving with them in a permanent duty station. I had 3 former drill sergeants when I was in Korea at Camp Garry Owen, and my new 1st Sgt had been my senior drill sergeant in Fort Knox. Another spec4 and I both recognized him, the first morning we saw him before morning formation. We both walked over and said hi 1st Sgt, we remember you from Ft Knox as our senior Drill Sgt, how are you doing, do you remember us. He looked at both of us and said, yeah I remember both of you, get the hell away from me😂😂😂we said, that's not very nice Sgt Jones, why do you wanna be like that. Then Top said get the hell away from me, and we both turned around and walked away chuckling😂😂😂1976 4/7 Cav Camp Garry Owen 2nd ID💪🇺🇸😏😂😎
Travis Honeycutt I wouldve shed tears 😂🤣😆
@@Akumaa2000 that's what happened, and he had a little smile on his face when he said it.
"stolen valor you son of a -"
I laughed so hard
Whatever the hell that means
I laughed so hard when he said that shit LMFAO
Lost my shit!
Mr. Hepburn stolen valor are folks who wear Military Uniforms that have never served in military.
How are there 3 million sperms and you made it
you can hear the cameraman laugh after he says that
Shit was funny
.....I know the golden rule is silence unless what you have to say is legendary but I think saying your the slowest and weakest sperm would be perfect. It’s true and funny
actually the strong sperm are what breaks the egg so the weaker one can get in. thats right we are not the best sperm we are the ones that needed help getting in. feel good now dont ya.
What’s funny is that sperm counts are way way higher than 3 million. Like 20 million per ml is borderline XD
I can’t fix stupid
DS told me: Pri ‘ ate you’re gonna either get smart or get strong.
unigamehead
Mine called me a window licker 😂
2:57 After saying 6 inches, they be like: "I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND BEEN TELLIN YOU, BUT THAT AINT SIX INCHES!!!"
I then jump off a roof
That only works for the white guys, the Asians, well, two inches is pushing it.....LOL
Bro, I stumbled across your channel by complete accident. Thank you for bringing back happy and yes, sucky, memories!
Haha any time bro
+Yusha Thomas The Good Times! God loves the D.S.' that trashed a mans locker!
everyone hates it at the time but its so fuckin hilarious now lol HOOAH!
+Jerrico L my drill Sgt found an open locker and made a crime scene by stuff all the shit from the locker into the acu outlined with baby powder. funny as fuck but sucked to clean up.
HAHA didnt have that happen but watched a DS take a whole wall locker and throw it, because it wasnt locked lol
This was my dad through and through. Grateful for it; taught me discipline and how to handle immense amounts of stress with a clear head. Thanks Dad HOOAH
BosleyBeats Absolutely.
The unsecured gear was my step dad. If my room looked like crap, I'd walk in a few minutes later to find that a tornado blew through XD
More than any actor or athlete, any poet laureate or politician, you and others who choose to protect and defend this country are our greatest asset, our brightest stars.
We love you, we pray for you, and we thank you.
Happy Veteran's Day to all who have served.
Very well said
And the badasses who are are still serving
"Something ain't right i can smell it"
Truly terrifying
I'm in the grenade pit, Ft Knox. DI Alton walks down into the pit. Grabs a grenade in his hand and put it in mine with his hands around mine and says,"OK Terry, this is what we're going to do today" the only time I ever had a superior call me by my first name. He looked very nervous, must have had some bad experiences in that pit, full of frag holes....haha
😅😅
Or maybe he was afraid u were gonna get his ass killed with that nade
@@appakinggg haha yup, he thought that about all of us that's why he was so ...well nice. Soon after that he was dickhead again
I haven't been in any military branch before but holy shit you guys are funny af.
Also thank you for your service. :)
It's fake..
No shit sherlock
Well well how did one figure that one out? No Wonder???????
i can tell you like this..its hilarious when you look back on it but it wasn't funny when it was happening lol
1:18 Even the camera man laughed at "There are 3 billion sperms, how did you make it?"
So I'm not the only one to notice? lol
Lmaooo Im watching this on feb 21 2020 and I was scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else notice
1:13 u fucking son of a bitch
Yeah! I too noticed!!!!
RIDDLE ME THAT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know you fucked up when the DS yells, "Half right, FACE!!!!"
True, bout to get the whole platoon front leader rest 😂
+Seymour Brown "FRONT LEANING REST POSITION! MOVE!"
Or, you know, your DS is simply in a bad mood... or funny mood.... or hes just bored
I remember one time when we were leaving one of the obstacle courses, one platoon was getting smoked while we were marching back to the barracks...all I heard from DS Joseph Gaskin was, "That's it 1st platoon!!! COLUMN HALF RIGHT, MARCH! PLATOON, HALT! FRONT LEAN AND REST POSITION, MOVE!!! YOU BETTER GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR BUTT, 1ST PLATOON!!!" That guy was no joke...he always called water, "motivation juice" lol
3:21 "what the hell is going on with yo ass pri?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 He sounded so confused and concerned 🤣🤣🤣
Brandon Harris to be fair he actually *does* care if you’re in *medical* pain, go see a doc!
DS secret: most of them are perfectly normal human beings, this is all a front to break you down and instil discipline. They’re gonna be super assholes, but they don’t actually want you physically injured or sick, they want you trained. So DS is genuinely worried about your health lol
I would like to say to all of our military men and women I appreciate what you do for our country my hat comes out to all of you thanks again
Look at his arms, imagine getting punched by that guy.
Anyone punched by him will die instantly.
Biceps looking bigger than my waistline (and I’m a fat dude)
Biceps looking bigger than his head
Big arms doesn't necessarily mean a strong punch.
Bittersweet. Thought I hated it when I was there, what I wouldn't give to be back there now and 19 again.
Thank you for your service, and wish me luck haha. I'm leaving for Army Basic next summer at 18 and I have Airborne School and RASP in my contract.
Best advice I can give you is to just buy in right at the start. Don't hold back, don't try to assert your individuality, don't think you're too cool or too smart to be there. Jump when you're told to jump, hit the deck quick when you're told to drop. Everyone is going to be all-in before long anyway, so make it easy on yourself and just commit to the program from day one. When you're in your last week, try to make the time to look around and keep some memories.
+wtfgoogle Got it, sir. Thank you for sharing your knowledge.
Always remember, you are never right, you are always fucking something up, and they will always have a reason to yell at you. Getting smoked is not a punishment, its getting your body right, and you should enjoy it. Most of us look back and wish we could go back to those days. Its been 10 years for me. I remember it like it was yesterday. Enjoy it, it'll be over quickly, and then you will be thrust into the bullshit that is the actual army. Its really not fun from that point on.
Nah, what I miss is life in a permanent duty station in a chill ADA unit.
"What the f-...What the hell is going on with your ass private!?"
Raul Santana favorite scene XD
If you've ever left that wall locker unsecured this video hit different lol
It hits real hard if your bunk mate was the one who did it.
Everything was unsecured after that point, no bunk/locker/anything was safe lmao
Indeed
My shit wouldn't lock properly
I giggled my way through basic at Fort Jackson. This guy had me subconsciously trying to still hold in the laugh.
"If the Army wanted you to have a wife, we would have issued you one."
Possibly, one of the greatest quotes, ever.
Rabbi Schlomo Shekelstein 😂😂😂
In BCT I Heard “CIF didn’t issue me common sense drill sergeant”
@@Broccoli134😂
I served in the Marines, but I enjoy the heck out of these Videos. Thumbs Up
Different service but the same old lumps, I understand.
Different branch, same hell. Push. Push more, reach muscle failure, recover and then rinse and repeat. Yep; little slice of heaven on earth, LoL :). Thank you for your service!
Late but Semper Fi
Getting thrashed in the sand pit.... goodtimes
Instructor finds a lock unsecured then all hell breaks loose 😆
Nothing gives Sergeant Major a stiffie like finding a unlocked locker.
I LOVE WHEN HE PLAYED DE-BOS MUSIC WHEN “BACKBONE” WAS COMING! HILARIOUS!
De-bos?
I miss boot camp. Nothing like people that know what they’re doing telling me what to do. Happy Veterans Day! Thank you all for your service!
I hated boot camp, f that shit!!!
I laughed, I cried, I got chewed like this more than once as a private, and I chewed a couple of privates like this more than once... this makes me all warm and fuzzy inside...
This cracks me up, pumps me up, and miss the good old days. Thanks. Airborne!
James Mullin - I was a Paratrooper myself! Airborne, Brother!
"Half right, face! Front leaning rest position, MOVE!" Ah yes, I remember it well.
Those were the good old days!!!! WOW!!! I LOVE IT!!!
then the DS walks away for 30 min.
I'll count the cadence you count the exercise.......
@Derek no
How can you forget it..have too go through it so many damn times hahaaa
Brother I was in the Army from the 70's your reincarnation of certain events is spot on,,,keep doing what you do,,love it
That first part had me traumatized. Brings back memories of the whole barracks being completely wrecked after inspection for one god damn thing not squared away. Except, our DSs were clever with what they did to the bunks and the mattresses. They would even hang stuff (like shoes and underwear) from the grid ceiling... Stack bunks in to other bunks, block the pathway with a stack of mattresses. Fun times...
Flutter kicks are tools of the devil lmao. Oh basic how I've missed you hahaha
Tamika James don’t forget the almighty squat thrust....lol
Tamika James brings me back, I hated 8 counts and flutter kicks
My dad would say mountain climbers are the tools of the devil, especially the 8 count variety.
Cherry pickers after two hours almost straight are worse in my opinion still good times though
nate murga The Power Jump
I think I got Basic PTSD from this. LOL
Post Basic Stress Disorder? PBSD
:D
thiere was a guy that had ptsd from basic training would wake up in the middle of the night screaming could not effectivly function and actually shake. had serious anxiety problems so he really should not of been sent but was a good guy none the less.
Brian, Lets hope not........
If they are that soft, they shouldn't be in the Military in the 1st place..... Crap, I went thru basic when the Drills could do more than just yell at you. How would todays kids handle that??????
I wasn’t in the building. But I left my wall locker open while at Ft.Knox. My TA50 was outside, the third floor(I lived on the second), and in the DS office. I lost 6 pounds that day.
I was at Ft. Knox in 96 mad dogs!
I was at Knox. E 143 for basic nov 1990. Ugghh. Agony n defeat... 4th platoon WARLORDS..
@@cross7387 I was there the year before, B 2-46, 13 Oct 1989
I went to ft. Knox too, alpha co 2-46!
2006. Alpha Company 2-81st Armor Battalion. 5th Platoon Reapers. Bloody guts Drill Sgt, bloody guts.
“When I get through with you, you’ll be able to push Ft. Knox to the West Coast!” I lost it!
You only know if you served. Great video. Brought back too many hilarious times.😂😂😂😂
When... when he says "put toothpaste on my fist, and brush your fucking teeth out!" oh man, just LOL's around!
Staff Sergeant Yushua Thomas, this is John Rodriguez ( Corporal, USMC and Sergeant, US Army): Thank You for Your Service.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🗽🔫
John Rodriguez Can you confirm that they got crayons in the USMC?
As a 0621 Corporal of Marines, I was issued a rifle but no crayon :(
Edgar Morales you sure that you weren’t a Lance?
@@edgarmorales5257 😆🤣😂
Thank you for all service men and woman who served and still serving. No eating crayons 🖍
Love you all, 🇺🇸🇺🇸❤️
Basic Training in Fort McClellan Alabama in Oct 1982, " you better push Alabama down to China right now private" lol love it, i would do it all over again if i could.
HOO-AHH!! Fort McMuffin! I saw some pictures of the place after it closed....breaks my heart. Those barracks were brand-new when I went through in 1984. We had to Brasso the garbage can and sweep the PT pad and that place sparkled from our effort. To see it dilapidated and overgrown made my heart ache.
Ft. McClellan! Charlie 795, 4th Plt. "Mad Dogs"! 1990.
Men I love this, hell it even get me memories!!! Damn Brothers I miss this life!!!
Thank you Brother!!!
You can just hear his excitement every time "half right face" comes out of his drill pipes! Yes indeed!
I got out in 2014, watching these videos and a few others of life after basic brings happiness back to me no matter how bad of a day it is. every day even as a business owner with a family I would kill to go back in, i miss the brotherhood and the respect for each other that almost everyone has in the civilian world. who knows maybe thanks to youre motivation ill end up back in. keep it up back bone youre the shit.
classic
Holy shit it’s the legend himself!
Oh, made me nostalgic for the good old days. :( I went through Ft Jackson summer of 1990. Drill Sgts Brown, Boyd and Ferrell. Drill Sgt Boyd was the meanest SOB! He caught me sleeping on my caught one day when we were cleaning our bays. No one woke me up. BASTARDS! :) Next thing I know the bunk was lifted up in the air and the only thing as I was able to see before I rolled of the bed was the top of his Smokey Bear hat. Good times! :) lol!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ya shouldn't of been on your Cot! Basic Fort Dix June of 1982
I went to Ft. Jackson in 1993. Drill Sergeant Jackson & Dexter were my Drill Instructors. There was a woman also but I forgot her name. She was the worse ironically
I've deployed to Iraq from Ft. Drum, Germany and Ft. Wainwright. The Army loved sending me to cold places and deploying me to very hot ones.
EDIBERTO "EDDIE" LEAL 🤣🤣🤣 I DIED LAUGHING AT YOUR COMMENT!
I loved ft Knox. It’s been a while ago. But my DI sent me to my unit 3 15 month tours and here today. Love the DI.
Drill Sergeants are waaay funnier than Drill Instructors is what these videos have taught me. My tears are burning.
I can't believe I miss this shit! lol
I miss the chill life in an operational unit during the peacetime Army of the 1980's. ADA all the way! If it flies it dies!\
As you move on in life depending on where you are at in life the military was either a adjustment part of her life or brutal (in a good way) part of life. Basic training I thought would be the worse thing I would ever experience in life. That was until I got back as a civilian and experienced personal failures and struggles.
"It's about to get hot"
That's when you know you're in for a treat.
I love this guy's laugh, it's evil, funny, and nice all at the same time. Hahaha.
Retired Army here. I can definitely relate to this. Back in '91 at Ft. McClellan, AL our Drill Sergeants were NO JOKE. Back then you could do this and MUCH worse. I survived and 28 years later still have flashbacks from "fill day."
What's "fill day"?
After we graduated our Drill Sgt turned out to be a nice guy. He told us that his wife hated his job because of the long hours and once cut holes into his Smokey Bear hat because he was called into duty after promising her a holiday weekend getaway. SSG Conner, I'll never forget him.
lmfaooo they put the sound deebo's bike made from friday when the Drill Sergeant was coming down the hall. Instantly paused to hit that like button.
Regular Army 6 years....1 1/2 years in a combat zone as a Combat Medic...Basic Training unlike this was no joke...getting deployed to a war zone....well, no words can Express the feeling and experience...
But this made me laugh.
"If the army wanted you to have a wife, we would issue you one"
Quality entertainment.
Went through bct at ftlw 21 10 74 in C-2-3 2nd Plt . Graduated 20 12 74 . SFC Gravely was my PLT/DS . Nam Vet. Tough but fair ; knew his shit; would bend over backwards to help a struggling trainee pass all his stations. Hell of a cadence caller. Even let us watch a John Wayne Army movie on a Saturday night 2/3 the way thru basics with us because we really excelled that week.
Did 3 yrs active duty and 17.5 yrs Reserves. Retired in 95 as a SSG.
Can still see his face as we got off the cattle cars.
If you’re still alive Thank You SFC Gravely
SSG/ENGR/Retired , Ancas, Thomas E.
This is ABSOLUTELY the FUNNIEST of ALL !!! 😂
Thank you for the end shout out to all of us who served.
USAF (Retired)
Amen my brother . good times & bad times thank god we made it thru
Funny how we laugh about now..didn't seem so funny then, right?
True. It was pretty scary for the first few weeks but it's incredible what you can get used to.
watching in 2018. We had a DI when I was in AIT and every other teaching moment, he always said "Back in THE Nam." 11B 1985-2009 11Z retired. I laugh when I see this
Man Look!!! You made my day!!! I miss hearing all this!! 😂😂😂
Echo 18 -4 (1978) I wish we had drill sergeants this calm back in the 70s!lol I still remember their names. Drill sergeant Eppers and drill sergeant Rogers, now they were crazy! I love them and miss them!
“When the marine corps wants you to have a wife, you’ll be issued one private” -Chesty Puller
that panzer grenadier medal touch was brilliant! XD
Expert Grenade
my bad sry
"Well can't have none of this shit. All that is contraband, hooah." Legendary
"PRIVATE!"
Private second class in his head: "I didn't stay in the military to become a private second class and be called a private."
1:18 That laugh from the cameraman 🤣🤣🤣
Like he was tryna hold it 🤣
Thats what I think about your profile now PUSH!!!!!!!!!!! lol busted my gut laughing. Damn i miss the army with these skits lol
"YOU MAKE ME WANNA PUT TOOTHPASTE ON MY FISTS"
My favorite was, "I'm looking at a tree shithead.......go find it!!!"
.......... no one ever found it...😖
It was a particular leaf they sent us after. Never did get the right damn leaf. Run, push, run, push etc. Thats not my leaf, are you mocking me bringing the wrong leaf. Go get my leaf! RUN! PUSH!
1:17
*cameraman laughs*
Fitting to rewatch today, Veterans Day 2020.
2:33 he calls the guy "monkey puncher" I looked it up just out of curiosity and this is the definition I got: "Someone stupid enough to click banner ads, i.e. the ad encouraging you to punch the monkey to win."
(DRILL SEARGENT) "Why you so ate up HUH? Your parents related? (PRIVATE) "yess." LMFAO 😂🤣🤣😂🤣
Damn, that brings back memories! Hoorah and most especially, OORAH, SEMPR Fi!
HAh this is the funniest thing I've ever seen on youtube!! Yusha your a genius!!
"iTs AbOuT tO gEt HoT" has me rollin every damn time 😂😂😂😂
Guys would set their combo lock to the last number, you know , to unlock faster.
The instructor comes by and on a certain day pulls every lock. The recruits shit goes everywhere.
The expert grenadier had my dying 😂 military brat here, family of marine and navy vets from 40s to 90s who have endless stories of stuff like this
Same in my family going all the way back to this countries start. Proud of our family military heritage and bless you for yours
Our Drill SGT played Frank Sinatra everytime we were about to be fucked. I hate fly me to the moon now :/
Lol
In our 8th week of basic (which we had been told would be the worst one) we all could feel in the air we were about to be fucked into submission and then some.
Our officer played a song in our language that translates into "I want to go back to my mother's arms". A beautiful song by a man who had just lost his mother.
Holy Jesus Christ by the end of that week did we all want to return to momma
Three great drill sergeants. Dutton, Hall
and Moore . Fort Dix,New Jersey.
Bravo 5/3. 1976.
Watched these a thousand times…. Still love it. Ahh those memories 😂
Yes BDUs were vital not like that. They were rolled then the end was reversed rolled to show the woodland cammo.
Yep. Army did the "reverse roll", Navy and Marine Corps rolled'em up just like that......and yes.....I know he's Army.
True...and done so you can pull them down faster in a NBC environment.
@@johnjohnson9726 Yep! NBC are sneaky bastards....not like those pussies at CNN and ABC! LOL
This is the old Army. Long gone. Army is all ate up these days.
+MrMustang1804 We have the Iraq war to thank for that. Nobody wanted to join so DoD had to scrape the bottom of the barrel. No shit, I had to work with guys who literally could not read the contract they signed.
No we have Bill Clinton to blame. He was the one who started the decline. Obama just finished it off!!!
Just got back from Fort Leonard Wood. Can confirm! "Too Easy" is too accurate! I joined the National Guard hoping to be challenged and pushed to my limits. I wasn't.
Ate up like a soup sandwich.
Br!an Delta V join the Marine Corps
I spit when i laughed at WE WOULD HAVE ISSUED U ONE. omg
Awesome job...what a trip through memory lane. Though your DI hat be excessively tall, your videos make me laugh and remind me of fond times serving. Please keep making the videos!
LMFAO!! "your gonna push Fort Knox to the west coast" I served in the Marines, Some of the Best men I served with were former D.I.'s and the funniest as well. Love the channel!!!!!!!!!