Choosing YOUR New FFXIV Main (with a Roasting Twist)
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- Опубліковано 24 тра 2022
- this is the most video that i ever cut down audio for it was definitely an event that existed in the underworld
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socials............ i do have them!
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video has some footage of endwalker content, so tab out and listen if you don't wanna see that!
this video was challenging and it's kinda scuffed with very few edits... but i think i know where i went wrong on my planning here and i can be more prepared for the next "twitter" collab of sorts :3c either way, i hope u all enjoy it i only went 50% insane please be proud!!
uninstall WHAT lucy
WHAT DO I UNINSTALL 👺
Holy crap you literally went through all the replies..... out here being the hero we need and deserve at the same time thanks
You don't like Brazilian$? Porque?
Yeah I'm pretty sure Canadian is a job. Sorry if I'm bothering. 😅
I was sleeping while listening to you so glad I missed the spoilers 😌
this is everything I dreamed of and an hour more
Ayooooo it’s our boy!
Hello Pint
pint only liked the first 16 seconds i guess
OMG its Pint!
Oh hey, it's my husbando
"Using your girlfriend to describe yourself? Oh that's a Paladin." Actually made me LOL!
For me it was calling Culinarian that made me spit my beer out with laughter
WTF the like is 666, '-'
PAL main here.
Can confirm....
if we got skipped are we supposed to uninstall Lucy idk what to do now
She's uplaoding again tomorrow with the rest of them
Don’t you abuse your cats
@@danieldosso2455 She did not say that at all.
You're going to get Sage and you're going to like it
You specifically are forced to main Zenos now. Your rage for him has become you own undoing and now you can only play as him.
"Dead on the inside"
"Pick literally any healer"
this just slapped me in the face and told me to get ready for bed and watch the rest at work
I like how she hands out WHM as a punishment with no regret whatsoever.
As a WHM I understand why completely lmao
I’m chillin here at 72, havin a good ol’ time asking my tanks for big pulls, then I start looking up FF14 content just to find out my favorite class is dog water :C
@@jackdaniel3135 *Metal Gear Solid PP: Sins of the Father starts playing*
This video is just a documentary observing FF14 players in their natural dispositions and I appreciate the sacrifice you made to gather the research data for us, Lucy.
You've really gone all in on that tweet! Props to you, I'd have probably just cried in your position.
Who says she didn't?
Lucy only said 'Uninstall' because even even she thought telling someone to main BLU was going too far.
Holy moly, it's incredible to see you actually included THIS many tweets, kudos to you! It's rare to see people ask for community interaction for that and genuinely respond to even one or more than a few. An hour of editing, you're incredible Lucy~
thank you lucy for responding me for 15 seconds in an hour long video, I now feel important and validated.
I told my friend who then insisted on seeing the clip and they were very underwhelmed and quite possibly think less of me now.
Never stop being a positive impact on my life lucy
People are submitting to Lucy's public humiliation and I wasn't part of it. I don't know how I'm ever going to recover from this. ;____;
Spitballs.
Easy. Pudding!
I feel you
Your pfp is literally my discord pfp, love it
Paladin: 17
Black Mage: 16
White Mage:15
Dancer: 15
Warrior: 14
Astrologian: 13
Dark Knight: 11
Gunbreaker: 11
Scholar: 11
Bard: 11
Dragoon: 10
Samurai: 10
Summoner: 10
Ninja: 9
Machinist: 8
Sage: 7
Reaper: 7
Monk: 6
Red Mage: 6
Uninstall: 19
DoH/L, Multiple Choice, Ect: 23
Lucy definitely wants more people to tank or uninstall. Truly a society we live in
me : damn she gave everyone pld or whitemage
also me reading this : i think i disassociated half the video
@@shunova8811 Trust me i did too lmao.
@@shunova8811 this is EXACTLY what i thought LMAO to a T
@@DuctTapeFan922 lmao, well at least we tried
thank you for keeping track
12:24 Haru Hissatsu
16:49 Kaiyoko Star
17:48 Xenosys Vex
31:45 Momo
34:18 stal
43:58 llamatodd
54:04 Kougaon
56:11 Misshapenchair
58:29 Pint
probably missed some, these are just streamers/creators I know.
So you have to have a massive YT/Twitch channel to get on one of these?
Okay, I see how it is. >_>
@@jamierose9095 ... most of the people in this video AREN'T big streamers/YTers
@@jamierose9095 You didn't see anything. Or at least, not the video.
Not all heros wear capes
@@Laukaus11 I know one thing I definitely didn't see on this video, my tweet.
O-Vercum is my new favorite RDM spell, thank you Lucy
"Every Customer Service veteran needs PEW PEW to take care of annoying customers."
So, Lucy, tell us that you work customer-service without actually saying you work customer service...
20:07 MOM, I'M ON TV!
Alright, I will try to follow your advice:
"Hmph... Seems like you are well aware of the Cycle of Cringe yourself, Lucy. Very well then, I shall do as you command. Taking all of my cringe energy and channelling it into Edginess is sure to make me much more powerful!!"
No but seriously, thank you for including me in the video. We all appreciate your hard work. Hope you're having a wonderful day!
But was Lucy on point giving you Dark Knight tho?
@@vcool122 She's always on point
A full hour of Lucy? Now that's what I'm here for!
Loving the videos, as usual :D
Lucy thank you for uploading this absolute banger of an ASMR video. God bless.
This was an extremely well-spent an hour.
Thank you for this gift~
"The only reason Samurai's don't have maidens is because they don't actively go out looking for them"
Accurate.
So... as a twenty year veteran of customer service who started playing legacy as a WHM and changed to MCH in Stormblood... I... can honestly say that Lucy was scarily accurate when replying to Roselynn (around 3:50 on the video)... another funny as hell video Lucy!
40:52 Black Mage... I'm ready for pain.
Great work on the video Lucy!
The fact that even as a tool for MOCKERY you refuse to treat Blue Mage as a job says good things about your dedication.
One hour of Lucy? Yes please, thank you very much.
That's basically her stream vods
I apparently need to pay attention to Twitter now for no particular reason.
I'm glad you had fun with this one, Lucy!
"Yoshi-P told me you should main the Uninstall Button..."
Absolutely, unashamedly stealing the fuck outta that line! *YOINK!*
It's so awesome that you rose up to the challenge and made such a long video out of this! Great work, Lucy!
Lucy has once again blessed us with another video. Also I wanted to say how soothing and nice your voice is. It helps me to fall asleep when I really need it!
Thats actually a mega roast in disguise. Lucy's voice so boring it makes you fall asleep? Daaamn
@@virtuoso2991 I thought about it but it came out so that you can feel which way it was meant ^^
Spending an hour of my life watching Lucy roast several people is both amazing and hilarious and was time well spent.
Thank you for providing me with a good laugh (though should I consider myself lucky to have avoided being roasted?)
surprisingly... adorable... just the right amount of wholesome I needed after my looooong workday.
started this thinking "oh, only 10 min of condensed Lucy goodness?" only noticed the time when you made the joke about sly and followed it up with another persona referance :)
btw, didnt know about this being on twitter, already perpetually depressed so I dont use twitter.
1 hour of content, count me in. Listening to Lucy roasting others is like music to my ears.
All jokes aside, Lucy has officially become my favorite ff14 content creator and I follow like all of them. And yes, I do have a life. Lucy is life.
agreed, always look forward to her videos. not a fan of vtubers, but she is just extremely funny.
THE SIIIIIIIMP™
So many great lines in one video. Loved the persona 4 reference. Awesome job!
actually the best video i've watched of yours. consider myself and probably many thoroughly entertained.
I loved this video so much!! Thank you for your work!!!
Phenomenal advice from the truest ff14 pro out there, thank you as always for your commitment to helping us out!
Lucy's stand-up comedy is just lovely to listen to, so much good and bad lines and puns.
Lucy: "customer service veteran" Yeah just go MCH." Me in the corner whos worked customer service for 5 years and is a MCH main:...Huh, sounds about right.
This channel will be at a million soon for sure.
Quite unique content Lucy, gl
I have been blessed with an hour Lucy Pyre video. I'll use this an excuse to get out of class early.
16:49 Don't tell Kaiyoko to Uninstall! Who's gonna help us with Fashion Report?!
17:10 It was actually a Paladin glam based off a Roman Legionary.
The worst part is, I'm now 6 hours deep in the design of the glam and still haven't finished.
The real glamour experience
Sprout here, why have I spent more time in the inn looking at glamor than spending time saving the world?
@@antilarge7860 Another sprout here, I’ve wasted more time chatting with people than I have stopping a dragon war.
Another sprout here. Don't worry guys. I think you're playing the game right
6 hours? First time huh?
I laughed my way through this. My main is WHM, I also play DNC and AST. You got us good. Long live the Blood Lily.
Your video quality went up a lot over the last months. I was sceptical at first, but now I am a subscriber.
Seriously one the most entertaining tubers ive ever seen
whoa one hour of lucy this is the greatest day of my life
🥜🍌💦
God I can't wait for the next tweet to pop up, gonna participate next time! Loved this video!
I've got to like and comment just for that 'oVERCOME' joke. That was absolute genius.
As a white mage main, every time somebody got assigned to white mage I was forced to take a good hard look in a mirror before confronting the fact that I've been described this accurately by people who don't know me.
Honestly these videos are for me, the definitive definition for "guilty pleasure"
no matter how good the video is, you can't avoid the feeling of shame upon yourself. Good part of resubbing for 10 months -lots of new content, new lucy pyre vids
Lucy this was stupendous. It took me so long to post a comment because I had to go back and play sections over and over again. it was as if I was listening to a sarcastic machine gun. Keep em coming little Demon. 👹👹👹
I can't believe I actually sat and watched the whole video even though I needed to sleep
good content
This was way more entertaining then i thought it would be, absolutely amazing.
I just got into FFXIV and am still milking the free trial right now but this gave me a good idea of the memes. Funny stuff, have a sub.
I don't know how this landed on my feed but I'm glad it did.
Thank you for your sacrifice in assigning so many people a new purpose, as soon as I finish mastering the Dark Arts, I will fully devote myself to becoming the least known NIN the Crystal DC has never seen.
I was unaware of the twitter "roast" by the omniscient Lucy pyre
First video I ever came across of yours:
Wonders if anyone shares my personality, about 10 min in a bunch do but all were given widely different results,
At about halfway in I realize being named a job main is irrelevant for me because I play for a month then hibernate in a dark inn for about 3-9 months come back and proceed to hang out around chapel of eternal bonding alone rinse and repeat, to live is to suffer and to suffer is to be alone eternally such is fate.
Finished the video out of respect for the creator, I had a good laugh no regrets.
Couldn't find a comment that already did it, so for those interested since the comment here's the 'hidden' lore behind G'raha's love for burgers:
While studying in Sharlayan, he heard of the Last Stand's (the only place in Old Sharlayan where flavour in food matters) famous burgers. He never had any, choosing to exist on archon loaf (disgusting but hits all the needed nutritional values) for efficiency. But he wanted to try the burger sometime, potentially setting it as an eventual reward for hitting a goal.
On his first expedition out of Sharlayan, he ended up locking himself inside the Crystal Tower. Where he slept until he was awoken by a descendant of Biggs and what else was left of the Ironworks in the post-9th Umbral calamity world. There he spent his time (we don't know how much time, but likely months if not years) finding information about the Warrior of Light in the way a comic book fan would want every issue of their fav superhero's exploits and helped them figure out the perfect time and place to send him and the Crystal Tower to prevent the calamity. Only for him to be sent to the First for 100 years. He never tried the burger so he could not have a replica made but at some point he learned to make sammiches though. He was able to stop the calamity and although he planned to die a hero (thankfully the dying part technically got stopped, but he's still a hero) he could then (potentially, he could never be sure it would work) return to the Source where, eventually, he was able to return to Old Sharlayan to try the burger from the Last Stand that he heard was their specialty. So while he was TECHNICALLY gone a few years at most, to him he was gone for WELL over 100 years. During which time he still remembered that burger. It was an important burger for the catboy. Important enough to be remembered through at least 3 moments where he assumed he'd never see Sharlayan again and thus never know the taste of burger. The burger was only slightly less important than his love for WoL adventures trivia.
Man your content is giga entertaining
I have been putting more focus onto WAR than my actual main a little recently. Thanks Lucy!
25:39 "I queue savages to scare people"
"You monster. If you're gonna do that, at least be a class without a job stone. In fact, be a Conjurer"
Lucy truly knows the way of complete and utter chaos and I love it
im extracting materia and doing my animus to novus quest and jesus christ this is severely the funniest video ive seen in such a long time.
Absolutely love this vid. attacked at the grease and oil smell comment as I am a machinist/mechanic, playing a pally main till the red mage, machinist and black mage are max level. Keep up the great work. I laugh to the point of tears.
There's no content creator that makes me laugh as much as you.. Thank you :D
Great story, compelling and rich. Also that ending, what a twist.
I'm the living embodiment of the song "tubthumping". "I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down (cause I keep getting raised)".
Yes I'm a dragoon.
Looking forward to the next time you do this so I can try to get in. ~~I know I won't though~~
I hyperfocus to the point of exhaustion and end up getting hit by mechanics. My mantra is "you only stop improving when you decide you've become the best you can be". Also professes to like anime while simultaneously refusing to actually watch any.
I like how some of these were fitting the personality, and the others were just a punishment. It's like Lucy Pyre is playing god or something.
This was hilarious, thank you for giving me Reaper, and specially for having me so early in the video XD
An entire hour of roasting people...I wouldn't be surprised to see a roasting stream soon
Thanks for this Lucy. Lots of fun.
That was entertaining to watch. Hope you will make something simulair in the future about races.
the second I saw your tweet I knew you messed up xD
Love your content! Keep it up :3
I wish I'd have replied for this, life was distracting though so I missed the tweet I guess.
Honestly haven't laughed this hard in weeks, thanks for making my morning better, Lucy ^^
Lol why do I love all Ur vids... I don't know why I keep coming back
Damn, that's some commitment. Thanks, Lucy!
Very refined take on crisis we're having other than Housing. I am very proud of you Lucy, That's so Pyre of you.
5 minutes in and im grateful this video got recommended to me this is everything i needed and more
"lightly roasted" seems gentle enough until you realize that there's an hour straight of it and it's hot enough to cook an entire lasagna. If it were Dino Nuggies they'd have burned...
Holy cow! An hour video, you’re spoiling us.
This is unreasonably well made
damn, an entire hour of Lucy content, sweet
An hour!? Such devastation... (grabs bucket of lemon sorbet) you underestimate my watchtime
This is now one of my favorite YT videos.
Wow the hour just flew by.
@55:04 Lmao Lucy you almost walked right into that one!
"Just happy to be here but still going to make it everyone else's problem"
Please, Lucy, that's totally Blue Mage
Not enough anxious vomiting, we all know Blue Mages can't keep their fish to themselves
Holy shit, 1 hour of Lucy Pyre!
The amount of people she told to uninstall, and with that dramatic pause in-between. lmao!
"'Down to clown but shy' -Ah so you're a degenerate but are ashamed of it" a truth that I don't think those kinds of people are self aware of.
At 25:24 is undeniable proof that Lucy is in fact a demon, no other entity would endorse making more of that noise
I knew exactly who you meant before i checked that timestamp lol
it took me multiple days to get through this video cause I'm a distracted person, it was worth it!
I had fun watching this video, Lucy! Some of the roasts were also nice and hot, though I have to disagree with you here: WHM still has more magical girl energy than AST because 1. flower and light motifs, 2. temperance wings, 3. big F. U. laser in PVP, 4. animal friend with that free unicorn mount at Lv. 30 Conjurer, 5. CC Sakura had cards yes, but she also used a staff. 6. Divine Benison and Assize are excellent transformation macro animations for glamming up. Maybe 7. Between the healers, I think WHM would be the one more suited to doing a slav squat and smoking behind the building during their break than the others.
...yeah I just pulled most of these reasons out of my ass, but I wanted to share this. Ty for your hard work, and take care!
"down to clown but shy"
"oh so a degenerate but ashamed of it, you should be a paladin."
me who is also down to clown but is shy and is a plad main.. oh no she found out so fast.
Sitting through the whole thing, it was glorious. Hope i make it into the next one ;-;
Love this video! Omg 😆🥰🥰🥰🥰thanks for the insanely good comedy
this is one exceptionally long and well executed roast
"How about you uninstall" had me laughing my ass off!!! Great comment. Also as a Sam main and WHM second - these comments hurt. We aren't all losers!! Just most of us :/