Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney. Epic Rap Battles Of History

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  • Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney. Epic Rap Battles Of History
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    ▼ CAST ▼
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    Barack Obama: Alphacat
    / alphacat
    Abraham Lincoln: Nice Peter
    / nicepeter
    Mitt Romney: EpicLLOYD
    / epiclloyd
    ▼ CREW ▼
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    Written by:
    NicePeter, EpicLLOYD, Dante Cimadamore, Alphacat, Mike Betette and Zach Sherwin
    Beat Produced by:
    Tristan of Ham Squad
    Song Produced by:
    Nice Peter and Choco
    Mixed by:
    Choco and Nice Peter
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    Edited by:
    Dave McCary, Nice Peter and Andrew Sherman
    Directed by:
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    Ryan Moulton and Marc Chester
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    Trent Turner
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  • @sangria-margarita
    @sangria-margarita 4 роки тому +64660

    People that watched this as a kid came back to understand all the jokes now

  • @bella-bond
    @bella-bond 5 років тому +19753

    History teacher: who won the 2012 election?
    Me: Abraham Lincoln

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 10 місяців тому +4544

    "you're stupid"
    "you're stupid"
    "nuh uh"
    genuinely sounds like a debate these days

  • @mushroomscav
    @mushroomscav 9 місяців тому +1098

    "oh yeah well youre stupid" "youre stupid" "nuh uh" has got to be the best line in erb history

    • @EnergeticSpark63
      @EnergeticSpark63 3 місяці тому +3

      hey

    • @DontTouchme558
      @DontTouchme558 2 місяці тому +7

      Nah Vaders fired up verse

    • @justaveraeg
      @justaveraeg 2 місяці тому

      nuh uh@@DontTouchme558

    • @lorddevilfish5868
      @lorddevilfish5868 Місяць тому +2

      By the power invested in this giant bald bird the president shall not be the shiniest of two turds!

    • @___blocked
      @___blocked Місяць тому +1

      Guys, guys. "I had Alfred read your book and he said it suhuhuhucked" is clearly the winner.

  • @torva360
    @torva360 3 роки тому +51325

    Crazy that they had an actual national election to figure out who won this rap battle.

    • @iamaidan
      @iamaidan 3 роки тому +1138

      That's how i got elected

    • @lauracordova2085
      @lauracordova2085 3 роки тому +346

      @@iamaidan thank you for getting us the moon lol

    • @vinzcastro9304
      @vinzcastro9304 3 роки тому +77

      @@lauracordova2085 put a to there.. Kennedy didn't make the moon

    • @lauracordova2085
      @lauracordova2085 3 роки тому +30

      @@vinzcastro9304 oh dang

    • @HeftyDan
      @HeftyDan 3 роки тому +243

      @@vinzcastro9304 no JFK made the moon. That's why everything was in black and white. JFK created the moon and brought color to the world. Read a book

  • @notgayalexjones714
    @notgayalexjones714 9 років тому +14262

    I wonder if Obama saw this video.

    • @GoldStoneGamingHub
      @GoldStoneGamingHub 9 років тому +210

      Tubbier Wombat how the fuck does that even make sense?

    • @GoldStoneGamingHub
      @GoldStoneGamingHub 9 років тому +255

      Tubbier Wombat how can anyone not know about the "thanks obama" thing, its about him, people would have told him, and he has little free time, if you think he spends "a lot of time off" why don't you try being president and cleaning up bush's shit storm.

    • @cngoodhue8113
      @cngoodhue8113 9 років тому +122

      Tubbier Wombat Yeah, hate that argument. There's a saying that comes to mind...
      "You don't have to be a chef to know that the food is bad."

    • @cngoodhue8113
      @cngoodhue8113 9 років тому +41

      Also, any liberal who uses that phrase is being a hypocrite as they are constantly bashing Bush about his presidency.

    • @rcookie5128
      @rcookie5128 9 років тому +198

      he did..^^
      In some special video they mentioned it.. :D

  • @vaughnlongcrow5901
    @vaughnlongcrow5901 Рік тому +298

    “So rich and white it’s like I’m runnin against a cheese cake” legendary 😂😂😂😂

  • @MeBertosta
    @MeBertosta Рік тому +610

    2012 Obama:
    Dissing other in a rap battles for Precidency
    2023 Obama:
    Bullied by Trump & Sleepy Joe in minecraft

  • @bradensams976
    @bradensams976 4 роки тому +11376

    I’m gonna tell my kids this is how Obama got elected

    • @ozz2226
      @ozz2226 4 роки тому +219

      Sam Sung I’m going to tell my kid this was Barack Obama

    • @Lol-zj1kl
      @Lol-zj1kl 4 роки тому +16

      Big bruh

    • @CrimsonVir
      @CrimsonVir 4 роки тому +110

      Abraham Lincoln smacked both candidates and chose who his hand liked more

    • @TheInvincibleH
      @TheInvincibleH 4 роки тому +9

      Dorothy Galumette Obama isn’t real

    • @frgwyn3760
      @frgwyn3760 4 роки тому +13

      Sam Sung lmfao that’s actually funny. Imagine u getting kids

  • @joshuaeberhardt8336
    @joshuaeberhardt8336 4 роки тому +51968

    This is definitely what Obama would look like if he was real

    • @joshuaeberhardt8336
      @joshuaeberhardt8336 4 роки тому +1896

      Titans of War yes

    • @PhantaMusix
      @PhantaMusix 4 роки тому +674

      Im confused

    • @xpg2124
      @xpg2124 4 роки тому +669

      Big Stonks I’ve been looking for 4 days and have yet to find Obama’s last name. Keep going gamers

    • @diopolatanos
      @diopolatanos 4 роки тому +26

      @@laycebug3260 hahaha!!

    • @chloedassler6156
      @chloedassler6156 4 роки тому +26

      I agree.

  • @Stingra87
    @Stingra87 6 місяців тому +1280

    Remember when we thought Romney was the absolute worst that we could do as a presidential candidate? Yeah, me too.

    • @Iworshipfurina1382
      @Iworshipfurina1382 5 місяців тому +119

      Yeah, if Romney was a candidate today he wouldn't even be that bad

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 5 місяців тому +141

      “The president shall not be the shiniest of two turds.”
      WAYYYYYY too soon 💀

    • @davidk8380
      @davidk8380 4 місяці тому +7

      TDS

    • @chronica6457
      @chronica6457 4 місяці тому +17

      Im not an expert on american politics, but I bet there's been several worst ones throughout history

    • @galagize9233
      @galagize9233 4 місяці тому +17

      man i was 12 and everyone hated on romney and i didn’t like understand politics yet 🤣

  • @sisayisback
    @sisayisback 11 місяців тому +528

    "look I respect all religions, but it might get crazy"
    "if the white house has a first, second AND a third lady"
    This gets me so hard every time, it's too fucking hilarious. ☠

  • @robsonneves6189
    @robsonneves6189 3 роки тому +8867

    This is more polite and adult than the new presidential debate.

    • @MyBeautifulDarkTwistedFantasy6
      @MyBeautifulDarkTwistedFantasy6 3 роки тому +55

      For real

    • @clarkstrange2142
      @clarkstrange2142 3 роки тому +20

      Oh my gosh yes

    • @thechaosgoose1178
      @thechaosgoose1178 3 роки тому +24

      your... not wrong

    • @blobfishiant8487
      @blobfishiant8487 3 роки тому +135

      Neptune they spent the entire time interrupting each other, trump got in an argument with the moderator and started coming after Biden’s family. As a cnn news anchor put it “it was an absolute shit show”

    • @blobfishiant8487
      @blobfishiant8487 3 роки тому +33

      Neptune I was laughing through half of it. Probably not the intended reaction but oh well.

  • @georgelee7966
    @georgelee7966 4 роки тому +8581

    The guy who played Obama sounds EXACTLY like him.

    • @krystalharwood5240
      @krystalharwood5240 4 роки тому +45

      @Pingin naww they cant use the real people

    • @Gigglesisafish
      @Gigglesisafish 4 роки тому +163

      @@krystalharwood5240 it is obama

    • @krystalharwood5240
      @krystalharwood5240 4 роки тому +56

      @@Gigglesisafish just a really good impersonator. they don't use real people. period

    • @Gigglesisafish
      @Gigglesisafish 4 роки тому +122

      @@krystalharwood5240 they do im telling you, i even have proof

    • @DreInc27
      @DreInc27 4 роки тому +15

      Alphacat use to be hilarious like 8 years ago

  • @eldenissaravia
    @eldenissaravia 6 місяців тому +82

    "I fought for what was on my brain until bullet when through it" 2:29
    One of the hardest bars ever in ERB

  • @carlstock
    @carlstock 11 місяців тому +199

    Still incredible on so many levels. “Don’t talk about change, just do it. I fought for what was on my brain until…” stands out for any scenario, any time, anywhere. Fun, inspiring, engaging gold.

  • @chr_stian
    @chr_stian 4 роки тому +5504

    "They say your father was a great man, you must be what's left"
    Holy shit dude, go easy on him

    • @bobbyjamabo3296
      @bobbyjamabo3296 4 роки тому +11

      I don't get that bar tho

    • @mishareal
      @mishareal 4 роки тому +142

      @@bobbyjamabo3296 then what do you get

    • @bobbyjamabo3296
      @bobbyjamabo3296 4 роки тому +15

      @@mishareal lol very funny😒

    • @runnethdown
      @runnethdown 4 роки тому +28

      @@bobbyjamabo3296 Google George Romney

    • @MSCDonkeyKong
      @MSCDonkeyKong 3 роки тому +203

      obama fucking slaughtered him in this battle regardless

  • @kynes333
    @kynes333 4 роки тому +8750

    The guy who did Obama was spot on with impression.

  • @dantex3469
    @dantex3469 7 місяців тому +76

    It's been over a decade and I searched “of the people, for the people, by the people…EAGLE” on UA-cam because I didn't remember any other line from this…it still hits hard.

  • @MenisXTO
    @MenisXTO 3 місяці тому +25

    “I’m not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts, I’M RICH!” Is a crazy way to start off the battle 😂😂😂

    • @joemaye3527
      @joemaye3527 2 місяці тому +3

      That line was poignant in 2012… and terrifyingly clairvoyant 5 years later.

  • @alexanderskilberg3152
    @alexanderskilberg3152 3 роки тому +16479

    "They say your father was a great man, you must be what's left"
    Fuckin instant kill for me

    • @Nonessentialsquid
      @Nonessentialsquid 3 роки тому +110

      So catchy

    • @s0larisyt
      @s0larisyt 3 роки тому +204

      Fatality.

    • @Jacooblay
      @Jacooblay 3 роки тому +133

      Yeah, this battle was pretty one-sided.

    • @SmoothTurtle840
      @SmoothTurtle840 3 роки тому +464

      @@Jacooblay Mitt Romney had some pretty good lines though. To full appreciate his lines, you have to know a good bit about that election itself (Romney references a lot more political terms than Obama).

    • @erikthegrey
      @erikthegrey 3 роки тому +184

      "getting smacked, by my stimulus package" dead

  • @palcamx
    @palcamx 3 роки тому +11841

    "So rich and white it s like im running against a cheesecake" still kills me after 8 years.

  • @katysikkema
    @katysikkema 8 місяців тому +81

    I watched this so much as a kid 😂👏🏼 never gets old!

    • @winterblast46
      @winterblast46 8 місяців тому +1

      Sameeee😂😭,i still watch them for memories

  • @slendygirl3894
    @slendygirl3894 9 місяців тому +11

    "oh yeah well you're stupid"
    "You're stupid"
    "Nuh uh"
    Gets me every time

  • @dolenir
    @dolenir 3 роки тому +5232

    I keep imagining Barack watching this and going: “Ha, let me show this to Michelle”

    • @prodjvenchy
      @prodjvenchy 3 роки тому +341

      Dont think she’d be too happy being called female patrick ewing

    • @mcveigh1579
      @mcveigh1579 2 роки тому +224

      Pretty sure he actually saw this, idk for sure but it's likely he did. He met with Pete and Lloyd in 2014

    • @dolenir
      @dolenir 2 роки тому +61

      @@mcveigh1579 also, he knew how to have fun

    • @Azeralishere
      @Azeralishere 2 роки тому +13

      @@mcveigh1579 WAIT FR?

    • @lynncantrell2782
      @lynncantrell2782 2 роки тому +4

      You mean Michael 😂

  • @somebodyig624
    @somebodyig624 3 роки тому +8082

    *Sorry, I just got jealous for being left out in the rap battle*

  • @BOB-ert
    @BOB-ert 6 місяців тому +62

    youve got the momma jeans

    • @baanaanaana
      @baanaanaana 5 місяців тому +21

      ..aand a mr fantastic face?

    • @eldonte2013
      @eldonte2013 5 місяців тому +13

      So rich and white it's like I'm running against a cheesecake

    • @baanaanaana
      @baanaanaana 5 місяців тому

      @@eldonte2013 republicans need a puppet and ya fit

    • @mysticaltraveller
      @mysticaltraveller 5 місяців тому

      @@baanaanaana got their hands so far up your rear, call ya mitt!

    • @Merejiah
      @Merejiah 4 місяці тому

      Republicans need a puppet and you fit

  • @voiceovershill7620
    @voiceovershill7620 2 місяці тому +29

    This reminds me of simpler times😢

    • @nexusyang4832
      @nexusyang4832 2 місяці тому +5

      Which is kind of sad if you think about it…

  • @arthurunderwoodjr9403
    @arthurunderwoodjr9403 3 роки тому +4854

    Mitt: best flow
    Obama: best disses
    Lincoln: best throw downs and surprises
    Gays: can dress

  • @alyssa-xv8st
    @alyssa-xv8st 3 роки тому +2891

    “so rich and white its like im running against a cheesecake” LMFAO

  • @TheLegend-jr9ng
    @TheLegend-jr9ng Рік тому +11

    I was today years old when i realised that Obama said
    "I hope you saved your best rhymes for the second half
    cause right now i'm 47% through kicking your ass"
    when the video was at 47%

  • @AuroraIceFlame
    @AuroraIceFlame 8 місяців тому +17

    “I FOUGHT FOR WHAT WAS ON MY MIND UNTIL A BULLET WENT THROUGH IT”

    • @natying35
      @natying35 8 місяців тому

      And you moneybags

  • @chaaaake
    @chaaaake 3 роки тому +9034

    8 years later and the “call you mitt” line still gets me

    • @vxwdarkdemon3756
      @vxwdarkdemon3756 3 роки тому +130

      No way bro you got hearted by ERB

    • @secondheaven9545
      @secondheaven9545 3 роки тому +65

      Be honored the gods would even notice you

    • @shaansingh6048
      @shaansingh6048 3 роки тому +90

      Fun fact: the Candidate who goes first in ERB always loses the election

    • @mintygreen4972
      @mintygreen4972 3 роки тому +16

      Bout to get smacked by my stimulus package

    • @parthibhayat
      @parthibhayat 3 роки тому +21

      Do not edit your comment, do not even try to
      Edit: cause that removes hearts

  • @waffledoesstuff2145
    @waffledoesstuff2145 3 роки тому +6487

    "THE PRESIDENT SHALL NOT BE THE SHINIEST OF TWO TURDS"
    Famous last words

    • @thodemar9051
      @thodemar9051 3 роки тому +20

      True that

    • @hayzyhorses6899
      @hayzyhorses6899 3 роки тому +181

      That’s why he didn’t even show up, he couldn’t face it.

    • @superninja123
      @superninja123 3 роки тому +9

      Wdym

    • @hayzyhorses6899
      @hayzyhorses6899 3 роки тому +114

      super ninja He’s talking about this year. Our president will just end up being the shiniest of two turds, since both candidates are absolutely terrible.

    • @factcore2630
      @factcore2630 3 роки тому +12

      "Eagle!"

  • @abguzman5979
    @abguzman5979 7 місяців тому +19

    0:13 Mitt Romney’s part
    1:06 Barack Obama’s part
    2:19 Abraham Lincoln’s part

  • @asutachi4607
    @asutachi4607 8 місяців тому +5

    Used to watch every SINGLE ONE OF THESE EPISODES SINCE THEY FIRST CAME Out. I love you guys

  • @lincoln5447
    @lincoln5447 3 роки тому +17250

    Okay whoever wrote "Got their hands so far up your rear, call you Mitt" is a genius and I hope they got a raise

  • @jessicaschuyler2288
    @jessicaschuyler2288 8 місяців тому +14

    Is anyone else here reflecting on how fucked everything has become that Romney is now one of the most reasonable Republicans?

    • @shyguy85
      @shyguy85 6 місяців тому

      same with obama

    • @shyguy85
      @shyguy85 6 місяців тому

      same with obama

    • @subboid
      @subboid День тому

      You mean the guy liberals laughed at for considering Russia to be a threat?

  • @orisisseibert3507
    @orisisseibert3507 9 місяців тому +1

    I have watched almost all of your videos, this is by far the best

  • @the_average_canadian
    @the_average_canadian 7 років тому +4173

    "The president shall not be the shiniest of two turds"
    Ahh 2012 if you only knew...

    • @NinjatoBlade
      @NinjatoBlade 7 років тому +49

      Can we try Mitt this time?

    • @marleesherman-samuel9475
      @marleesherman-samuel9475 7 років тому

      Caleb Berger h

    • @josephbaker1702
      @josephbaker1702 7 років тому

      Caleb Berger lol

    • @Nikagor
      @Nikagor 7 років тому +27

      So innocent..so naive..

    • @AmiriAssasinn
      @AmiriAssasinn 7 років тому +48

      you never know you have happiness until you loose it, wtf happened America, mitt was pretty good and Obama is awesome, why due we have a criminal and a bigot running as our options for the most important job in the world

  • @Bellatrix22
    @Bellatrix22 3 роки тому +2686

    The next rap battle is just going to be 5 minutes of Abe sitting silently in a chair in his head in hands.

  • @TheJediGerman
    @TheJediGerman 6 місяців тому +5

    even after all this time my brain replays this song when im at work sometimes and makes me smile. im a canadian but this hits hard due to any political venue is basically the same and this sheds some fun light on the stupidity and absurdity of either side trying to either outshine the other or bury them into the ground in a dirty fashion. Thank you guys for many years of entertainment! always happy to see new content and come back to the oldschool classics

  • @hugeuglygorillaz9599
    @hugeuglygorillaz9599 Рік тому +5

    10 years later and this is still great. Even my kids love it.

  • @noteditinganymoregonegoodbye
    @noteditinganymoregonegoodbye 7 років тому +1593

    "It's a country, not a company"
    "The president shall not be the shiniest of two turds"
    Well Abe I've got news for you..

    • @CallmeLux1077
      @CallmeLux1077 7 років тому +3

      Punny.Sans.Undertale Hahahah, true

    • @sapphire0242
      @sapphire0242 7 років тому +10

      ERB is way ahead of you xD

    • @kiwi4998
      @kiwi4998 7 років тому +11

      Abe, Im sry, im so fucking sry
      *Cries Hysterically

    • @WiseSageBum
      @WiseSageBum 7 років тому +3

      #CheetoDustedPussyGrabber

    • @cyphertheunrivaled
      @cyphertheunrivaled 7 років тому

      Punny.Sans.Undertale q

  • @amberbrizendine7965
    @amberbrizendine7965 9 років тому +1325

    For those of you saying Mitt won, you're wrong.
    For those of you saying Obama won, you're wrong.
    For those of you saying Lincoln won,
    you're wrong.
    That eagle fucking SHATTERED the competition.

    • @Kim-uw5px
      @Kim-uw5px 9 років тому +10

      Dat eagle noise though

    • @emmaloveslife_
      @emmaloveslife_ 9 років тому +2

      Amber Brizendine YES

    • @itzagirrafe2197
      @itzagirrafe2197 9 років тому +6

      Amber Brizendine Between Obama and Romney, Obama kicked his ass by 63%

    • @cynthiagoodrich1139
      @cynthiagoodrich1139 9 років тому +5

      Amber BrizendineNuh-uh! The grass won! I just realized that!

    • @kellyrohrs5601
      @kellyrohrs5601 9 років тому +1

      Amber Brizendine Yes just Yes

  • @jamesambery4117
    @jamesambery4117 9 місяців тому +16

    Reviewing/Picking a Winner for Every ERB Part 23: Barrack Obama vs. Mitt Romney
    Who I am rooting for: Neither
    Let's Go!
    *Mitt Romney Verse 1*
    I'm not gonna let this battle be dictate by facts (+5)
    I'm rich, I got fat stacks and super PACs (+2)
    We all know what went down in that 2008 election
    Youre a decent politician with a wining complexion (+3.5)
    Youre all Barrack and no bite (+4)
    Been no change and were all still hoping
    that you'll shut your mouth
    But like Guantanamo Bay theyre both open (+8)
    Youre from the Windy City where youre looking pretty with your Blowhards (+1.5)
    But come January you'll be left evicted and with no job (+4) (though that didn't age so well)
    Raw rhymes, stronger than my jawline when I spit a phrase (+3)
    Knocking you harder than front doors in my old mission days (+3)
    You see this silver poon? This dug Mass outta debt
    Took you four years to drop unemployment down below 8% (+7.5)
    You feel that Barry, youre old news
    Everyone's having doubts (+2.5)
    And your rhymes are as weak as this economy that you've done about (+8.5)
    Call me a vicious businessman cause Romney's stealing this race (+2)
    'I'll go Bian Capital on your donkey ass, restructure your face (+4)
    *Barrack Obama Verse 1*
    They say your father was a great man
    You must be what's left (+7)
    Need to stop hating on gay's, let em teach you how to dress (+7)
    You got the mamma jeans and a Mr. Fantastic face (+6.5)
    So rich and white it's like Im running against a cheesecake (+9.5)
    Republicans need a puppet and you fit (+5.5)
    Got their hands so far up your rear, call you Mitt (+7.5)
    Im the Head of State; youre like a head of cabbage (+5)
    Bout to get smacked by my stimulus package (+7)
    Youre a bad man with no chance,you cant even touch me (+2)
    I got four more years (two terms!) in the White House just trust me! (+1.5)
    I hope you saved your best rhymes for the second half
    Cause right now....I'm 47% through.....kicking your ass (+5.5)
    *Mitt Romney Verse 2*
    Whatever, that 40% thing got you real mad
    What, did it remind you how many decent parents you had (+10)
    *Barrack Obama Verse 2*
    Uhh, look I respect all religions but it might get crazy
    If the White House has a first, second, and a third lady (+10)
    *Mitt Romney Verse 3*
    Ha, don't bring up wives man, what are you doing?
    You got hitched to the female version of Patrick Ewing (+7.5)
    *Barrack Obama Verse 3*
    Uhh, let me be clear.....uhh, don't get it twisted
    We'll see hoe pretty your face is after my fist has kissed it (+1)
    Romney: Uhuhuhuh, youre a stuttering communist (+1.5)
    Obama: Oh yeah, well, youre stupid
    Romney: You're stupid
    Obama: Nuh uh
    Romney: Grrrr
    Obama: Grrrr
    Eagle: Aaaahh!
    *Abe Lincoln Verse 1*
    NOTE: BECAUSE LINCOLN'S RAPPING TIME WAS A QUARTER OF OBAMA AND ROMNEY'S, I WILL BE ADDING AN ADDITIONAL 3/4 POINT FOR EVERY DISS
    By the power invested in me by this giant bald bird
    The president shall not be the shiniest of two turds (+10+7.5)=(+17.5)
    You, I wanna like you, don't talk about change just do it
    I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it! (+9.5 +7.2)=(+16.7)
    And you, moneybags, youre a pancake, youre flip floppety (+7.5 +5.6)=(+13.1)
    Its a country, not a company you can play like Monopoly (+8 +6)=(+14)
    I'll properly rech across the aisle and b*tch slap you both as equals (+9 +6.8)=(15.8)
    Of the people, by the people, for the people
    Eagle!
    Mitt Romney's flow (+6)
    Barrack Obama's Flow (+4.5)
    Abe Lincoln's Flow (+9)
    *Results*
    Mitt Romney=83.5 pts
    Barrack Obama=79.5 pts
    Abe Lincoln=86.1 pts
    Winner=Abe Lincoln
    Second Place=Mitt Romney
    Last Place=Barrack Obama
    You know a channel is successful when even the former POTUS acknowledges it, not to mention over 160 million views and counting! Regardless of how well the lines aged, your impersonations of both characters was spot on and I thoroughly enjoyed this, especially the Lincoln appearance (who clearly won!)

    • @freesulo9877
      @freesulo9877 3 місяці тому +5

      damn you actually made a rewiev

  • @popcorn9818
    @popcorn9818 4 місяці тому +1

    Love this

  • @baconhair_cringe2651
    @baconhair_cringe2651 4 роки тому +4646

    me:
    has a valid argument
    my mum:
    *I'M NOT GONNA LET THIS BATTLE BE DICTATED BY FACTS*

    • @PenancePrince
      @PenancePrince 4 роки тому +206

      She got the momma jeans

    • @c4stgump165
      @c4stgump165 4 роки тому +83

      @@PenancePrince And a mister fantastic face

    • @laoak7638
      @laoak7638 4 роки тому +38

      @I Republicand need a puppet and you fit

    • @saperoi
      @saperoi 4 роки тому +26

      He got fat stacks and SuperPACs

    • @c4stgump165
      @c4stgump165 4 роки тому +28

      @@laoak7638 got their hands so far up your rear call you mitt

  • @kevinperri93
    @kevinperri93 3 роки тому +3665

    “The president shall not be the shiniest of two turds”
    Well it’s only gotten worse Abe

    • @abrahamlincoln8748
      @abrahamlincoln8748 3 роки тому +30

      kevinperri93 yyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.

    • @iironhide6209
      @iironhide6209 3 роки тому +154

      Now it’s two flaming garbage dumps

    • @gemrem6483
      @gemrem6483 3 роки тому +21

      I mean trump is not bad

    • @epicbear4679
      @epicbear4679 3 роки тому +183

      KINGJAX • Bruh, imagine still voting for trump in 2020, dumbasses 🤡

    • @vlamvlugel
      @vlamvlugel 3 роки тому +32

      @@epicbear4679 Or y'know, we're just not brainwashed and have smarts. Pro-Gun, Anti-Abortion, Capitalist, Free Markets, and Pro-Police? You know Im gonna vote for him.

  • @angelaagogo3206
    @angelaagogo3206 7 місяців тому +3

    10 years later and it’s still as funny as it was when I first saw this 😂😂😂😂 I’m glad I found this video

  • @user-fu9co3my8d
    @user-fu9co3my8d 5 місяців тому +12

    11 years later and Abe Lincoln’s Bars still go hard

  • @Shadow-zf5uc
    @Shadow-zf5uc 3 роки тому +5203

    "So rich and white, it's like I'm running against a cheese cake!" I fucking love that line.

    • @preussianblau5595
      @preussianblau5595 2 роки тому +28

      Yea that was pretty good.

    • @helloneighbour2408
      @helloneighbour2408 2 роки тому +2

      what does that mean? not english

    • @Shadow-zf5uc
      @Shadow-zf5uc 2 роки тому +11

      @@helloneighbour2408 what part exactly are you not getting? Like do you not know what a cheesecake is or are you not seeing the pun? I want to help.

    • @stejac133
      @stejac133 2 роки тому +115

      @@helloneighbour2408 mitt romney is rich and white, cheese cake is usually white and rich with flavor. its a play on words

    • @mxchris8173
      @mxchris8173 2 роки тому +2

      Ironically enough in this video, that line is racist against whites.

  • @carlolson932
    @carlolson932 7 років тому +1628

    "The president shall not be the shiniest of two turds."
    Oh 2012. You had no idea.
    Edit - My greatest achievement in life: I got top comment on an Epic Rap Battles of History video.

  • @gavinsmith8455
    @gavinsmith8455 2 місяці тому +3

    This helped me with my A.P. GOV. test, thank you

  • @flamingpaxtsc
    @flamingpaxtsc 5 місяців тому +6

    The fact that some people actually think Lincoln won is crazy

    • @X0TIX_
      @X0TIX_ 4 місяці тому

      he shouldnt even count

  • @unreeeal493
    @unreeeal493 2 роки тому +7050

    "Oh yeah, well you're stupid"
    That line was fire

    • @jccanizal6410
      @jccanizal6410 2 роки тому +70

      For real

    • @kalebfromthe704
      @kalebfromthe704 2 роки тому +29

      Fr tho

    • @vibin3011
      @vibin3011 2 роки тому +42

      confirmed best disses

    • @zumabbar
      @zumabbar 2 роки тому +78

      NUH-UH

    • @notIAmPlayer
      @notIAmPlayer 2 роки тому +73

      @@Morningstar_37 "Oh yeah" can also mean like a way to sarcastically refuse something, usually it's seen after someone has been insulted, and the person fights back with their own insults.

  • @camilanieto8673
    @camilanieto8673 4 роки тому +4883

    history teacher: quote the constitution
    me: of the people, by the people, for the people. eagle

  • @PlyrMava.
    @PlyrMava. 11 місяців тому

    I love that ERB is coming back in my recommended

  • @b3hind910
    @b3hind910 5 місяців тому +1

    ERB is literally one of the greatest things on the internet even today... I can't describe how many memories you always bring back to me, i'm starting to think that i can rap nowadays thanks to this songs haha (Pd: Last bars are hard asf, even with the Eagle "Ah!")

  • @elflacoflash4287
    @elflacoflash4287 3 роки тому +3562

    Mitt Romney: Best Flow
    Barack Obama: Best Roast
    Abe Lincoln: Nun but facts
    Winner: Eagle

    • @wackkkman5169
      @wackkkman5169 3 роки тому +68

      I can agree with this, but I liked Obamas flow a little bit better, also can we talk about how identical alphacat is to obama in that hair and suit? like make his head a little skinnier and he would be basically idencial lmaoo

    • @caca6160
      @caca6160 3 роки тому +44

      "IT'S A COUNTRY, NOT A COMPANY!"
      Donald Trump: Sorry, what did you just say?

    • @leetheracoon6775
      @leetheracoon6775 3 роки тому +15

      @@caca6160 stop stealing other comments

    • @shadster7318
      @shadster7318 3 роки тому +4

      Agreed.

    • @140gdev
      @140gdev 3 роки тому +7

      @@wackkkman5169 yes, the Obama impression was spot on
      But I disagree that he had better flow

  • @ArmandoRodriguez-wx4xm
    @ArmandoRodriguez-wx4xm 3 роки тому +3602

    8 years ago: Stimulus package?
    me in 2020: OHHHHH

  • @wakork21
    @wakork21 10 місяців тому +1

    Just love last 2 sentences. Really bad, you don`t make more ERB. Really love your work. :)

    • @basil4154
      @basil4154 9 місяців тому

      They do make them still! Just the next project is quite big

  • @pip-pip5029
    @pip-pip5029 Рік тому +1

    No wonder this is the most viewed this is just brilliant

  • @abeIincoIn
    @abeIincoIn 3 роки тому +12574

    The vibes of early 2010's is insane

  • @Sir_Poohheart
    @Sir_Poohheart 3 роки тому +3531

    Lincoln in 2012: "The President shall not be the shiniest of two turds."
    America in 2020: *Looks nervously at candidates for the 2016 and 2020 Elections*

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim 3 роки тому +137

      It's like they love choosing between two turds.

    • @andybraid4263
      @andybraid4263 3 роки тому +24

      Ever tried polishing a turd? 😄

    • @AK-xi9fp
      @AK-xi9fp 3 роки тому +22

      Kanye West 2020 babyyy

    • @ssik9460
      @ssik9460 3 роки тому +35

      Fascism is the idea that individuals may be sacrificed for the collective, how is this trump? You have overused the word fascist so much that it has lost all meaning, now it’s just a label you put on people you don’t like

    • @cya4009
      @cya4009 3 роки тому +28

      Unofficial Scholar no not really. This country is approaching a fascist state quite rapidly. With the gestapo already in place in Portland and about to be in Chicago and Albuquerque, we will fall from grace

  • @lukethomas.125
    @lukethomas.125 Рік тому +5

    ‘Don’t bring up wives, man. What are you doing? You got hitched to the female version of Patrick Ewing’
    Damn

  • @AbsentPFP
    @AbsentPFP Місяць тому +3

    This was so popular that obama manifested into reality with this voice and appearance

  • @c187rocks
    @c187rocks 3 роки тому +15911

    Anyone else here after watching Trump vs Biden?

  • @theonewhoknocks96
    @theonewhoknocks96 Рік тому +8832

    The line “republicans need a puppet and you fit, got their hand so far up your rear call ya Mitt!” Has been permanently stuck in my head for a decade

    • @KyleFran
      @KyleFran Рік тому +170

      I literally came back to this song cause my brain randomly remembered this line

    • @hannahbull
      @hannahbull Рік тому +10

      @@KyleFran same

    • @nickbutcher760
      @nickbutcher760 Рік тому +47

      Facts! Everytime I hear republicans in public I automatically want to say this line

    • @joefries365
      @joefries365 Рік тому +55

      Bout to get smacked, by my, stimulus package!

    • @AnnaColon3
      @AnnaColon3 Рік тому +45

      mitt romney lost right then and there

  • @The-real-person.
    @The-real-person. 7 місяців тому +12

    Willard Mitt Romney (born March 12, 1947) is an American politician, businessman, and lawyer who has served as the junior United States senator from Utah since 2019. He served as the 70th governor of Massachusetts from 2003 to 2007 and was the Republican Party's nominee for president of the United States in the 2012 election, losing to incumbent Barack Obama.
    Raised in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, by George and Lenore Romney, he spent over two years in France as a Mormon missionary. He married Ann Davies in 1969; they have five sons. Active in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church) throughout his adult life, Romney served as bishop of his ward and later as a stake president for an area covering Boston and many of its suburbs. By 1971, he had participated in the political campaigns of both his parents. In 1971 Romney graduated with a Bachelor of Arts in English from Brigham Young University (BYU) and in 1975 he received a JD-MBA degree from Harvard.[2] He became a management consultant and in 1977 joined Bain & Company in Boston. As Bain's chief executive officer (CEO), he helped lead the company out of a financial crisis. In 1984, he co-founded and led the spin-off company Bain Capital, a private equity investment firm that became one of the largest of its kind in the nation.
    After stepping down from Bain Capital and his local leadership role in the LDS Church, Romney was the Republican nominee in the 1994 United States Senate election in Massachusetts. After losing to five-term incumbent Ted Kennedy, he resumed his position at Bain Capital. Years later, a successful stint as president and CEO of the then-struggling Salt Lake Organizing Committee for the 2002 Winter Olympics led to a relaunch of his political career. Elected governor of Massachusetts in 2002, Romney helped develop and later signed a health care reform law (commonly called "Romneycare") that provided near-universal health insurance access through state-level subsidies and individual mandates to purchase insurance. He also presided over the elimination of a projected $1.2-1.5 billion deficit through a combination of spending cuts, increased fees, and closing corporate tax loopholes. He did not seek reelection in 2006, focusing instead on his campaign for the Republican nomination in the 2008 U.S. presidential election, ultimately losing the nomination to Senator John McCain. He ran for and won the 2012 Republican presidential nomination, becoming the first LDS Church member to be a major party's nominee. He lost the election to President Obama.
    After reestablishing residency in Utah, Romney announced his campaign for the U.S. Senate seat held by the retiring Orrin Hatch in the 2018 election; he defeated state representative Mike Kennedy in the Republican primary and Democratic nominee Jenny Wilson in the general election. In doing so, he became only the third person ever to be elected governor of one state and U.S. senator for another state. Generally considered a moderate or centrist Republican,[3][4] in 2020, Romney was the lone Republican to vote to convict Donald Trump in his first impeachment trial, making him the first senator ever to have voted to remove a president of the same party from office.[5] Romney also voted to convict in Trump's second trial in 2021. He marched alongside Black Lives Matter protestors, voted to confirm Ketanji Brown Jackson to the Supreme Court, supported gun control measures, and did not vote for Trump in the 2016 and 2020 presidential elections. In 2023, Romney announced he will not run for reelection in 2024 and will retire from the Senate when his term expires in 2025.[6]

    • @abbakovner1861
      @abbakovner1861 5 місяців тому

      Republicans need a puppet and you fit

  • @Jay-tk2zk
    @Jay-tk2zk 11 місяців тому +5

    Bro hit him with the “nu uh”😂😂

  • @TooLegitToQuitLoL
    @TooLegitToQuitLoL 3 роки тому +9154

    Do you ever...just miss this. Man even divided we were more together here...

  • @natem1579
    @natem1579 8 років тому +3374

    "The president shall not be the shiniest of two turds"
    that line hits too close to home

    • @zebry13
      @zebry13 8 років тому +26

      Ikr.

    • @Izayaswifey13
      @Izayaswifey13 8 років тому +74

      Considering the upcoming election I really wish ERB would do something like this again just to raise awareness again

    • @rafaellunaortiz8822
      @rafaellunaortiz8822 8 років тому +13

      its the eagle scream that hits it haha

    • @shoggothification
      @shoggothification 8 років тому +18

      turds like these two would be better than social monsters we have

    • @titan_main
      @titan_main 8 років тому +2

      so true

  • @Gamator-yf7wr
    @Gamator-yf7wr 11 місяців тому +5

    "i am the head of state. you're like a head of cabbage." god damn im keeping that one for later

  • @mrwhatever598
    @mrwhatever598 5 місяців тому +5

    Best way to spend new years

  • @saltysinner6695
    @saltysinner6695 4 роки тому +5963

    "So rich and white it's like I'm running against a cheesecake"
    *Still the best line I've ever heard*

    • @dejanf8168
      @dejanf8168 4 роки тому +26

      How is something that doesn't even rhyme the best line you've ever heard? You must've not heard too many lines then...

    • @saltysinner6695
      @saltysinner6695 4 роки тому +208

      @@dejanf8168 There are many lines that rhyme, there are many lines that don't. I happen to like this specific line the best. Why the criticism? Is it suddenly illegal to have an opinion?

    • @rightwingsafetysquad9872
      @rightwingsafetysquad9872 4 роки тому +28

      Can we get a joke party that runs a literal cheesecake? It could probably win.

    • @juliacaroline751
      @juliacaroline751 4 роки тому +33

      Let me present you to the Miss-cariage line Sir.

    • @angelface101ful
      @angelface101ful 4 роки тому +1

      HONESTLY it REALLY is!!!

  • @tylerglynn6334
    @tylerglynn6334 7 років тому +838

    The guy playing obama sounds JUST LIKE HIM! It's kinda weird how much it sounds like the real obama.

    • @RattieTheFattie
      @RattieTheFattie 7 років тому +9

      He looks like Obama too

    • @joanna6648
      @joanna6648 7 років тому +3

      Tyler Glynn ikr!!

    • @the_taron971
      @the_taron971 7 років тому +2

      He did Obama immitation thing on his channel from what i remember

    • @brandoncain4832
      @brandoncain4832 7 років тому +7

      his name is AlphaCat

    • @BrieoRobino
      @BrieoRobino 7 років тому +14

      he's been doing it for 8 years.

  • @mitskieditz
    @mitskieditz 11 місяців тому +6

    "I fought what's in my brain, until a bullet went through it! " Hits hard 🔥

  • @JMO-FLOW
    @JMO-FLOW 8 місяців тому +8

    I thought when Mitt said "winning complexion" it was because I saw Barack smile a lot. Now i know what he meant😂

    • @Jess-TheMess
      @Jess-TheMess 8 місяців тому +1

      What did he mean?

    • @JMO-FLOW
      @JMO-FLOW 8 місяців тому

      @@Jess-TheMess Obama won the election because of his race

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@Jess-TheMess some say that some voted for Obama purely on the basis that he would be the first black president. Sure it could have been one of the reasons, but he was just simply a nice Democrat president. In the running for primary Democrat, he won against Hillary Clinton at that time.

    • @Jess-TheMess
      @Jess-TheMess 7 місяців тому

      @@gemstonegynoid7475 oh yes that's fair. Thank you for explaining I appreciate it 💙

    • @JMO-FLOW
      @JMO-FLOW 7 місяців тому

      Oh ok there was more to that. My bad.

  • @Sharpie44
    @Sharpie44 2 роки тому +13171

    "Im not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts!" First line already nails the average politician ERB is golden

    • @TotalDramaHarold
      @TotalDramaHarold Рік тому +269

      Woah, they hearted a 1 month old comment on a 8 year old video

    • @KapilSingh410
      @KapilSingh410 Рік тому

      Obama won

    • @gunatitmehta7692
      @gunatitmehta7692 Рік тому +65

      Facts bro if they bring trump vs biden v2 in 2024 i don't even know if i'll vote man

    • @TotalDramaHarold
      @TotalDramaHarold Рік тому +15

      @@gunatitmehta7692 Well I mean, Trump probably won't be running that year, but that would be cool

    • @gunatitmehta7692
      @gunatitmehta7692 Рік тому +5

      @@KapilSingh410 I didn't ask

  • @Justacidity
    @Justacidity 3 роки тому +8479

    I just realised that at Obama's bar about being 47% through kicking Romney's ass, when he starts that bar it is actually 47% through the video. That's gotta be the best bar EVER on ERB

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 3 роки тому +137

      Second place (in my opinion) is probably Hitler’s verse in Vader vs Hitler 2

    • @justaspectator9762
      @justaspectator9762 2 роки тому +16

      WHA

    • @sonpa7436
      @sonpa7436 2 роки тому +81

      Not exactly. At 1:44 we are 104 seconds in and the video is 209 seconds long. 104/209 = 0.497 roughly. That is 49.7% through kicking Romney's Ass.

    • @Justacidity
      @Justacidity 2 роки тому +267

      @@sonpa7436 that's when he states the line about kicking his ass. When he starts the bar, it is 47% through

    • @sonpa7436
      @sonpa7436 2 роки тому +73

      @@Justacidity Ah I see what you mean. At 99 seconds in he starts the bar. That's awesome 😃

  • @alyssamiller5379
    @alyssamiller5379 Рік тому +2

    I love how randomly this popped in my head and how many people are still watching ten years later lmfao

  • @insert_apathetic6159
    @insert_apathetic6159 Місяць тому +1

    This is ERBs that I remembered every lyric and movement

  • @greenwoodtownplayer6797
    @greenwoodtownplayer6797 5 років тому +2899

    “I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it,” -Abraham Lincoln.

    • @odagadoshi676
      @odagadoshi676 5 років тому +34

      Wise words indeed 😂

    • @bubbadude1351
      @bubbadude1351 5 років тому +31

      Yeah Abe Lincoln was like the original hated Republican for good reasons now look at this s*** I want to be surprised if a half headed Lincoln did come back to life just to b**** slap these politicians

    • @stuffing_cloud_pillow6463
      @stuffing_cloud_pillow6463 5 років тому +11

      This is now my favorite Lincoln quote

    • @DeliciousOrphanToes69
      @DeliciousOrphanToes69 4 роки тому +7

      Dang, bruh that was the truest and hardest verse in this song

    • @alastor4087
      @alastor4087 4 роки тому

      GreenWoodTown Player umm yep that’s what he said, you don’t really need to tell us again XD

  • @demondude665
    @demondude665 Рік тому +6302

    “I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it” is still unironically and unequivocally one of the hardest bars in rap history

    • @_somerandomguyontheinternet_
      @_somerandomguyontheinternet_ Рік тому +206

      The irony of that line is that Lincoln also had a bit of a gap between what he wanted to happen and what he believed he could achieve as president. He *wanted* complete abolition, but he didn’t believe he could do it and didn’t state that as his goal until he had to to keep the British out of the war. Had the Civil War never happened, Lincoln would likely have never actually freed southern slaves, just stopped the expansion of slavery.

    • @demondude665
      @demondude665 Рік тому +76

      @@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ 100% correct, and well within the spirit of hip hop to represent the best he could’ve been in his bars

    • @KapilSingh410
      @KapilSingh410 Рік тому

      @john girardi Obama won!

    • @KapilSingh410
      @KapilSingh410 Рік тому

      @@demondude665 Obama won

    • @neoprofin
      @neoprofin Рік тому

      @@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ His ultimate goal was preservation of the Union. He hated slavery but would have accepted it if it kept the country together, just like the founders did before the revolution. It'd be a difficult sacrifice but one they felt they had to make if necessary.
      The south played the classic game of "F*** around and find out." It's sad that after all the progress that was made most people know absolutely nothing about the Reconstruction Era, Jim Crow, voting rights, segregation, the KKK, ect. I live in the upper mid-west, and most of us take our ancestors Civil War contributions as a badge of pride.

  • @ThePuncakeDude
    @ThePuncakeDude 9 місяців тому +9

    10 years later and these bars still hit.
    Besides hard bars, ERB is a bit educational to me

  • @HaydenT420
    @HaydenT420 11 місяців тому +3

    11 years later and this still a bop

  • @whatgsaid
    @whatgsaid 4 роки тому +3379

    Who’s eagerly waiting for Lincoln’s third appearance and smackdown in 2020?
    Except can he do that for real 😟

    • @C0DE_ZER0
      @C0DE_ZER0 4 роки тому +48

      Orange man vs. Non-Private Biden 😏

    • @theiceylemon6784
      @theiceylemon6784 4 роки тому +22

      Yeah its been 4 years for trump vs. Hillary and 8 years for this

    • @joetober2556
      @joetober2556 3 роки тому +23

      Ya but I think I’d be hype to see bernie show up instead

    • @MisterSecurity702
      @MisterSecurity702 3 роки тому +20

      @Joseph Liebgott Tell that to Darth Vadar and Hitler. And Abe Lincoln.

    • @endaohalloran6649
      @endaohalloran6649 3 роки тому +5

      Fuck hope Covid-19 doesn't ruin that for us

  • @kauyen5187
    @kauyen5187 7 років тому +5052

    "So rich and white it's like I'm running against a cheesecake" LOL

  • @Gefehhka
    @Gefehhka 7 місяців тому +3

    This ironically slaps, like my stimulus package HAHAHA.

    • @ascend5524
      @ascend5524 7 місяців тому

      HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

  • @wypriest
    @wypriest 4 місяці тому +1

    This is still absolutely magnificent 😂😂😂

  • @brobroman9356
    @brobroman9356 3 роки тому +7073

    "Don't talk about change, just do it! I fought for what was on my brain UNTIL A BULLET WENT THROUGH IT..."
    Bruh that line was just too real.

    • @honeymoon2766
      @honeymoon2766 3 роки тому +47

      Uh no it's not read a book 😭. If he could have ended the war with all slaves still in bondage and both sides satisfied....that's EXACTLY what would have happened. Y'all need to realize all American presidents were...RACIST 😃.

    • @Andrew-qz1pn
      @Andrew-qz1pn 3 роки тому +307

      @@honeymoon2766 congratulations on being the most brain dead person I’ve seen on the internet all day... and I’m subbed to r/WinStupidPrizes

    • @jtgd
      @jtgd 3 роки тому +229

      @@honeymoon2766 his views were changing during his presidency. He used to not care about slavery, just as long is it doesn’t expand. Then he believed slavery was bad, but hoped it would die out. He then won the presidency, which southern states seceded due to fears that he would ban slavery. His point about the “if i could end the war and keep slavery, I’d do it” was two sided. He didn’t care whether slavery existed or not in the US, his main goal was unconditional surrender and reabsorption of the confederates. He then prohibited slavery as a political goal to prevent Europe from helping the Confederates. By the last year of his life, he supported the 13th amendment and the abolition of slavery into constitutional law. He died with what some historians suggest may be an intention to make former slaves and blacks citizenship and the right to vote, though he at the time was documented possibly deporting freed slaves to Liberia

    • @danmedeiros6676
      @danmedeiros6676 3 роки тому +6

      @@Andrew-qz1pn xD

    • @maryjackson6404
      @maryjackson6404 3 роки тому +1

      @@jtgd 😮

  • @faejackson2431
    @faejackson2431 4 роки тому +1744

    do y’all remember how iconic it was when abraham lincoln came in it was all we could talk about for DAYS

  • @syllycatface
    @syllycatface 6 місяців тому +11

    nuts that we once thought USA couldnt get much worse than these two, then we got trump and thinks turned bad REAL quick, then Biden came along with a bunch of promises and ends up more right wing than Mitt lmao

  • @BamBabyBrenda
    @BamBabyBrenda Рік тому +2

    Im so proud of myself to have been visiting these songs since their first upload.
    From 15 to 25 its still good enough to jam to

  • @MinhVo-cp6gy
    @MinhVo-cp6gy 8 років тому +692

    2:23 I think the line "The president shall not be the shiniest of two turds" would describe the 2016 election perfectly

    • @ShowToddSomeLove
      @ShowToddSomeLove 8 років тому +21

      nobody shined these 2

    • @daddysenpai408
      @daddysenpai408 8 років тому

      yes it would

    • @Smokie_bear9896
      @Smokie_bear9896 8 років тому

      I immediately thought of this.

    • @Boristien405
      @Boristien405 8 років тому +1

      2 turds and then 1 amazing candidate, Gary Johnson. It's not over yet!!!

    • @ShowToddSomeLove
      @ShowToddSomeLove 8 років тому +6

      Boristien405 Gary Johnson supports not taxing corporations. He's just as much a shill as the other two

  • @MKT-uc9xe
    @MKT-uc9xe 3 роки тому +13853

    I'm waiting for Donald Trump vs Joe Biden ft Kanye.

    • @cuttingaway123
      @cuttingaway123 3 роки тому +430

      lol I wish Bernie was still in the race

    • @rodrigocastillo402
      @rodrigocastillo402 3 роки тому +81

      Republicans vs Democrats is interesting

    • @stephengayton5246
      @stephengayton5246 3 роки тому +167

      Trumps about to beat the dementia out of Biden

    • @abdelhak_13
      @abdelhak_13 3 роки тому +58

      @@cuttingaway123 Girl please, Bernie isn't what Democrats wanted in the first place, he seemed as if he had a chance, but in reality, he had no chance.

    • @vicdmise
      @vicdmise 3 роки тому +55

      I wanna see BERNIE spit!

  • @stanmaingi3047
    @stanmaingi3047 7 місяців тому

    gotta love these guys

  • @KazudaXiono
    @KazudaXiono 8 місяців тому +10

    Who’s here after Romney announced he’s not running for re-election?

  • @aalotaa
    @aalotaa 3 роки тому +2146

    Fun fact: more people have seen this video than actually voted in that election

    • @kingkante2913
      @kingkante2913 3 роки тому +76

      @Exquisite Sight4 2012 was peak erb

    • @frozenzenberry4101
      @frozenzenberry4101 3 роки тому +68

      Well considering I was 13 the first time I sat this video. And I have been personally responsible for 10-15 views.

    • @Dexoon179
      @Dexoon179 3 роки тому +114

      I'm from Russia, we don't vote in your elections. Oh shit, we actually do

    • @chemicals8582
      @chemicals8582 3 роки тому +10

      Some bound to not be American.

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 3 роки тому +12

      between people watchinf multiple times and being able to watch it without being american or over 18 I'm not surprised.