Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde. Epic Rap Battles of History

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  • Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde. Epic Rap Battles of History
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 95 тис.

  • @delightfulmochas
    @delightfulmochas 5 років тому +19941

    Juliet is so powerful that the only person who could kill her is herself

    • @joshhale9818
      @joshhale9818 5 років тому +140

      delightful mochas how does this have no replies

    • @mikeemoo9928
      @mikeemoo9928 5 років тому +161

      josh hale you fucking bitch had to reply to the popular no reply comment

    • @xandermantheman6212
      @xandermantheman6212 5 років тому +185

      Mike E Moo you damn bastard had to reply to the reply to the popular no reply comment

    • @aurthanesbit7408
      @aurthanesbit7408 5 років тому +29

      Yes sweetheart

    • @perth_holly1497
      @perth_holly1497 5 років тому +73

      this comment chain is just yikes

  • @floppydisk10
    @floppydisk10 2 роки тому +11621

    8 years later and "Where's Romeo? oh Nomeo!" still kills me every time.

    • @anemosupremacy9386
      @anemosupremacy9386 2 роки тому +138

      LMAO stop exaggerating no fucking way this is 8 years old

    • @agp11001
      @agp11001 2 роки тому +259

      @@anemosupremacy9386 I got some bad news for you...

    • @whodis4531
      @whodis4531 2 роки тому +1

      @@anemosupremacy9386 I- 🥲

    • @abbycollins
      @abbycollins 2 роки тому +140

      THERES POISON ON YOUR FACE!!!!!

    • @LLCCB
      @LLCCB 2 роки тому +26

      Every. Damn. Time.

  • @mrbackwards8753
    @mrbackwards8753 5 років тому +9781

    Juliet's every line was a 5 star roast, even before she died

  • @ren858
    @ren858 2 роки тому +10796

    1:32 I love how Juliet smiles excitedly while Romeo is rapping. Such a supportive couple I hope nothing bad happens to them later

  • @maddie_d4363
    @maddie_d4363 7 років тому +8760

    “Oh, I am killed. What irony is this? The lead role shot down by a failed actress” damn Jules

    • @superleipoman
      @superleipoman 6 років тому +335

      No chill.

    • @mateimnothasan6016
      @mateimnothasan6016 6 років тому +737

      even when she is dying she is still spitting flames

    • @makiroll218
      @makiroll218 6 років тому +16

      Maddie_D Haha I love it!

    • @makiroll218
      @makiroll218 6 років тому +76

      Hasan Traboulsi just like the beat she drops ! Drops the mic like a boss. xD

    • @mateimnothasan6016
      @mateimnothasan6016 6 років тому +6

      Erin Phoenix ikr xD

  • @miyahtaylor3812
    @miyahtaylor3812 5 років тому +12830

    Bonnie:*shoots Juliet*
    Juliet: *still making jokes* " oh I'm killed what irony is this the lead role shot down by a failed actress"

    • @RealJDGaming
      @RealJDGaming 5 років тому +246

      Then I shall kill myself! On my stomach I shall lie

    • @luciaryan6063
      @luciaryan6063 5 років тому +277

      PsychoR Zombie my flesh was merely grazed
      wheres Romeo?
      OH NOMEO!
      theres poison on your face!

    • @MaxMartinezIDV
      @MaxMartinezIDV 5 років тому +78

      @Gacha Gems shield yourself inside my heart
      *And ice the beat I drop*

    • @kingarmstrong8608
      @kingarmstrong8608 5 років тому +27

      @@MaxMartinezIDV sheath** not shield bro

    • @miyahtaylor3812
      @miyahtaylor3812 5 років тому +4

      Thanks for all the like guys😊😘

  • @SoK05
    @SoK05 4 роки тому +8982

    I love how at first Romeo rapped in Shakespeare's English, but when Juliet was offended he started to diss Clyde with modern English xDD

    • @EntertainmentFan11
      @EntertainmentFan11 4 роки тому +224

      She dissed Bonnie, too.

    • @irealisticc
      @irealisticc 3 роки тому +49

      Yup. Just plain hard savage.

    • @hestiashearth478
      @hestiashearth478 3 роки тому +41

      i read your comment as if you're rapping lmao

    • @sto1238
      @sto1238 3 роки тому +63

      She was so mad she time travelled

    • @skillaxxx
      @skillaxxx 3 роки тому +11

      @callmecatalyst Perhaps not all, but it sounded like at least most were....

  • @mineshnissanka7139
    @mineshnissanka7139 2 роки тому +4044

    Bonnie: (shoots Juliet)
    Also Bonnie: It's kinda sad though really, so young to have just died

    • @mr.potatoun2534
      @mr.potatoun2534 2 роки тому +289

      “So anyway i started blasting”

    • @udozocklein6023
      @udozocklein6023 2 роки тому +96

      american style, lol

    • @dardalion3199
      @dardalion3199 2 роки тому +88

      But it was just a graze. She ended up dying by her own hand

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 2 роки тому +14

      Doesn't mean it's not sad.

    • @MattBnl2ih
      @MattBnl2ih Рік тому +55

      I’d like to beleive she missed on purpose, to like sort of set up calling her over dramatic. I’m mean there like 5 feet away, *i* could’ve made that shot

  • @YoYoknots
    @YoYoknots 5 років тому +14683

    Juliet so savage Clyde had to ask Romeo to tell her to chill out.

    • @solomonmak6559
      @solomonmak6559 4 роки тому +401

      He was too scared too ask her himself

    • @BreakfastTea1
      @BreakfastTea1 4 роки тому +305

      Juliet was so savage even her last-LAST line had to be "and like the BEAT I DROP" damn

    • @rogerfish2585
      @rogerfish2585 4 роки тому +45

      Hey partner you best put a muzzle on your misses before I teacher her how we handle disrespect down in Texas

    • @majesticchickenj1677
      @majesticchickenj1677 4 роки тому +8

      I'm declaring war on your comment may the better comment win

    • @thecuber5641
      @thecuber5641 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @ewatiredrat6925
    @ewatiredrat6925 4 роки тому +15108

    Juliet: **goes off**
    Clyde: hey romeo could you like.... stop her

    • @bonniebluebells
      @bonniebluebells 4 роки тому +843

      romeo: nah i’m good fam

    • @San-li9ml
      @San-li9ml 4 роки тому +122

      When did Clyde tell Romeo to calm Juliet to calm down

    • @bonniebluebells
      @bonniebluebells 4 роки тому +473

      Sansaboy Brutal “you best put a muzzle on your missus”

    • @San-li9ml
      @San-li9ml 4 роки тому +20

      @@bonniebluebells hmm interesting

    • @bonniebluebells
      @bonniebluebells 4 роки тому +20

      Sansaboy Brutal agreed

  • @TheClassics01
    @TheClassics01 5 років тому +6538

    “You’re not a real romance, you’re just a conjugal visit, but that’s not even your real husband now is it?”
    This one got me!

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 5 років тому +72

      It's the best line imo.

    • @ndmdnhdjsi3124
      @ndmdnhdjsi3124 5 років тому +8

      Lol

    • @Darksky1001able
      @Darksky1001able 5 років тому +8

      Could you explain that one to me?

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 5 років тому +130

      @@Darksky1001able Tl;DR: Bonnie and Clyde are just fuckbuddies.

    • @kathyvincent5563
      @kathyvincent5563 5 років тому +126

      Darksky1001able Bonnie was married for a couple years before they split up. They never got divorced, just went their separate ways. Anyway Bonnie was still wearing his ring when she died.

  • @knightgabriel1311
    @knightgabriel1311 Рік тому +5623

    Even if Juliet survived she would've suffered from severe back pain for the rest of her life from carrying this battle so hard

    • @cantthinkofaname604
      @cantthinkofaname604 Рік тому +85

      This comment made snot come outta my nose 😂

    • @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500
      @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500 Рік тому +216

      I think Romeo had a really good performance in this, and his sheer brutality is definitely appreciated
      But Juliet could've literally won this entire battle by herself, and might've actually survived

    • @NeyamStar
      @NeyamStar Рік тому +10

      Ikkr tfff

    • @loro3799
      @loro3799 Рік тому +9

      😂😂😂

    • @DeducingAnalyst
      @DeducingAnalyst 7 місяців тому

      ​@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500 well yh. Romeos "thou artless beetle headed flax wench" literally translates to "talentless stupid wh*res" considering Clyde failed as a mechanic and Bonnie failed as an actress and slept around a lot, he basically just burned their entire dreams and life in 1 bar, defo underrated

  • @andydonegan
    @andydonegan 4 роки тому +11419

    Me: Nothing rhymes with "Romeo".
    Juliet: Hold my nomeo.

  • @tyleralmquist7606
    @tyleralmquist7606 4 роки тому +13397

    For those wondering, when Juliet mentions “what you have done upon thy toe” she is referring to the fact Clyde cut off some of his own toes so that he wouldn’t be sent to prison because he was “a cripple”. He did this less than two days before his mom got the governor of Texas to pardon him, so he did it for nothing. He walked with a limp for the rest of his life
    Edit: Thank you to Valkyrie Arts for pointing out that Clyde actually cut his toe off in prison to be let out earlier, rather than to avoid prison in the first place like I said.

    • @blossombubblebuttercup9982
      @blossombubblebuttercup9982 4 роки тому +310

      Ohh I see..thank you for that info...I have been scrolling the comment to understand their references

    • @Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid
      @Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid 3 роки тому +172

      Omg that's a wild story

    • @kylerivera3470
      @kylerivera3470 3 роки тому +238

      That is just so many levels of karma.

    • @jimin_supremacy5516
      @jimin_supremacy5516 3 роки тому +30

      Why did they get shot a lot of times?

    • @tyleralmquist7606
      @tyleralmquist7606 3 роки тому +337

      @@jimin_supremacy5516 that’s how they died. The police heard that they were hanging out at a family member’s house and because they were well known criminals by this point the sent a lot of officers after them. Bonnie and Clyde were able to make it to their car but the authorities opened fire on them and being shot by over ten policemen does not usually end well for the person they are focused on

  • @tempetical6989
    @tempetical6989 4 роки тому +5615

    Bonnie: shoots Juliet
    Also Bonnie: it’s kind of tragic really, so young to have just died

    • @WingedWyrm
      @WingedWyrm 4 роки тому +281

      I don't think Bonnie or Clyde were all that good at thinking through the consequences of their actions.

    • @darthdylan544
      @darthdylan544 4 роки тому +136

      It was a blank if you listen and look there was no bullet and she said my shirt was merely grazed so it was a blank shot

    • @graphitetailgrace3870
      @graphitetailgrace3870 4 роки тому +34

      Even then, I don't think Bonnie actually hit a vital organ.

    • @its1899
      @its1899 3 роки тому +59

      @@darthdylan544why would bonnie shoot her with a blank? why would she even have blank rounds? and juliet clearly says "flesh" not "shirt"

    • @LizzieourWorld
      @LizzieourWorld 3 роки тому +18

      I mean, would you expect someone to commit suicide after they survive your bullet shot?

  • @peepeevs
    @peepeevs Рік тому +2148

    For anyone reading this 8 years after the upload of this video: Grace Helbig, the actress portraying Juliette, was diagnosed with breast cancer a few months ago, so give her some love if you enjoyed her performance here.
    EDIT: Good news! Accordong to other commenters she seems to have made a full recovery.

    • @K-Man_Gaming
      @K-Man_Gaming Рік тому +42

      Prayers

    • @1untamedbrain
      @1untamedbrain Рік тому +34

      This is horrible news. I just went to her channel and posted my support.

    • @aquastartv1895
      @aquastartv1895 Рік тому +13

      is she doing well?

    • @Satan-777
      @Satan-777 Рік тому +1

      @@K-Man_Gamingprayers aren’t love, fagstick.

    • @Dabladion.
      @Dabladion. Рік тому +7

      Respect

  • @MadisonI
    @MadisonI 10 років тому +13018

    "Where's Romeo? OH NOMEO" Is my new favorite phrase

    • @Darth_donkeyo
      @Darth_donkeyo 10 років тому +374

      her expression...i laughed so hard....by far the best part

    • @eriksvensson7877
      @eriksvensson7877 10 років тому +49

      Best part xD
      but... who... won?

    • @WritingWithRuefman
      @WritingWithRuefman 10 років тому +24

      That is great...but "wench with the neck of a chicken" is pretty solid too.

    • @logixxt9097
      @logixxt9097 10 років тому +13

      what does o nomeo mean?

    • @MadisonI
      @MadisonI 10 років тому +44

      It's a play on words
      Which is quite funny actually considering that Romeo and Juliet is a play

  • @HimitsuHunter
    @HimitsuHunter 5 років тому +4937

    Fun fact... In Romeo's first section he bites his thumb. That was an offensive gesture the equivalent of giving something the Middle Finger. Possibly a bit worse cause people would pull a sword on you and demand a duel for it.

    • @krisd1536
      @krisd1536 5 років тому +386

      Them: “Do you bite your thumb at us sir?” Him: “I do not bite my thumb at you sir, but I DO bite my thumb.”

    • @Enchiladas_05
      @Enchiladas_05 5 років тому +106

      Do you quarrel at us sir

    • @lahkooky504westside3
      @lahkooky504westside3 4 роки тому +22

      Would you not pull a gun out on someone if they just randomly stuck the middle finger at you? Well this is for my "boys in the hood" fellas only

    • @crimsonlight4205
      @crimsonlight4205 4 роки тому +14

      Chris Paul point god I mean if your a dumbass I guess you would lmao

    • @crimsonlight4205
      @crimsonlight4205 4 роки тому +24

      Kris D that was the funniest part to me it’s like telling someone to go fuck themselves and trying to play it off like you weren’t talking to them

  • @mangothemike
    @mangothemike 4 роки тому +8961

    “The lead role shot down by a failed actress”
    *Martyrdom: Drop a live grenade when killed.*

  • @ericksheldon3870
    @ericksheldon3870 2 роки тому +414

    2:29 “uh… who won..? who’s next..? you decide…” shit has me howling still to this day

    • @Smokeless_Productions
      @Smokeless_Productions 2 роки тому +24

      Since this banger dropped I always turn the volume up for that last line.😆😆

    • @vintage-radio
      @vintage-radio Рік тому +13

      turns up volume
      gets jumpscared by the EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    • @LizzieourWorld
      @LizzieourWorld 11 місяців тому +5

      This is the second most hilarious after the version in the Philosophers battle

    • @TheWarriorofHonor
      @TheWarriorofHonor 11 місяців тому +7

      considering the last four just died on scene...the "who's next" is a bit ominous

  • @paytonmargarone794
    @paytonmargarone794 5 років тому +2326

    “You’re not a true romance.You’re just a conjugal visit.Oh but that’s not even your real husband now is it?” That line still gets me to this day!

    • @craigmoon2121
      @craigmoon2121 4 роки тому +81

      Every line of Juliet's was a 5-star roast.

    • @alorikitsune6394
      @alorikitsune6394 4 роки тому +18

      "Hey partner! You best put a muzzle on your missus. Before I teach her how we handle disrespect down in Texas"

    • @MattBnl2ih
      @MattBnl2ih 4 роки тому +15

      @@alorikitsune6394 "You quarrel, sir? Oh! shall I draw my long sword? or will duck your chicken shit ass, back into your ford?!"

    • @wyattangle
      @wyattangle 4 роки тому +3

      Payton Margarone This is one of my favorite lines from any ERB.

    • @Xen.Syn06
      @Xen.Syn06 4 роки тому +7

      John Doe “how could you beat my man in some Mano y Mano you can’t protect your best friend from some Johns languasamo”
      “Oh no my Romeo will beat your bow in contest blow for blow he will do upon thine dick what you’ve done appone your toe
      Oh I am killed what irony is this the lead role shot down by a failed actress”

  • @UrLocalBandNerd
    @UrLocalBandNerd 6 років тому +4100

    I've never heard the announcer so confused and distraught

  • @llamaman1456
    @llamaman1456 5 років тому +4435

    Bonnie: shoots Juliet
    Also Bonnie: *sad at the thought that they died young*

    • @kateu7398
      @kateu7398 5 років тому +238

      Bonnie, after shooting Juliet: *surprised pikachu face*

    • @Tkieron
      @Tkieron 5 років тому +109

      Also says "That did not go as expected." after talking about the entire plot of Romeo and Juliet.

    • @halfway7690
      @halfway7690 5 років тому +43

      @@Tkieron the front pages say,"Romeo and Juliet will die"

    • @sabenerizvi7840
      @sabenerizvi7840 5 років тому +4

      Traits of a Psychopath

    • @LifeInPink999
      @LifeInPink999 5 років тому +10

      Me: oh the irony...
      Bonnie and Clide are murdered
      Me: well now his makes sense.

  • @he_rules3763
    @he_rules3763 2 роки тому +1840

    The attention to detail in this battle is incredible, I'll list a few references I found:
    "I'm known to fire off some BAR's": reference to the Browning Automatic Rifle (abbreviated BAR), a gun Clyde used a lot
    "prepubescent vixen": reference to how Juliet is only 13 years old when Romeo and Juliet takes place
    "the last Capulet heiress": at one point Capulet (Juliet's father) states in the play that Juliet is his last hope and that nature took all of his other hopes, implying that he had other children that died and that Juliet is his last child
    "miss no nights in Paris": Paris was Juliet's suitor (the person her parents wanted her to marry), but she barely knew him at all and spared no love for him
    "Oh! Romeo O Romeo, wherefore you tryin to flow yo?": a spin on the line "O Romeo Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo" (by the way "wherefore" means "why" in this context)
    "there's gonna be a tragedy": this one's obvious: a reference to how Romeo and Juliet is a tragedy
    "make you ache like your balls on a balcony": reference to the most famous scene of Romeo and Juliet, the balcony scene
    "spit sick like a plague on both your houses": "a plague o' both your houses" is mercutio's famous quote shortly before dying, pretty much cursing both households for causing his death
    the beginning of Romeo and Juliet's verse probably has multiple references that I'm too lazy to find
    Juliet's last few lines in her first verse are a reference to how Bonnie, despite being married to Clyde, had never divorced her previous husband, still wore his wedding ring, and had a tattoo on one of her legs for him.
    "you can't protect your best friend from some John Leguizamo": a reference to how Mercutio, one of Romeo's best friends, was killed by Tybalt, who was played by John Leguizamo in a certain performances of the play
    "what you have done upon your toe": Clyde purposefully had two of his toes cut off to avoid hard labor, which ended up being useless because there was a successful petition for his release just a few days later
    "thus with a dis i die" romeo's last line in the play is "thus with a kiss i die"
    and of course you have the end where both couples die the same way they actually died, Romeo and Juliet killed themselves because they didn't want to live in a world without each other and Bonnie and Clyde were shot about 28 times.
    also something unrelated, i'd like to mention how ironic it is that Bonnie said it was sad that they died when she shot Juliet a few seconds earlier

    • @sherylringgenberg8326
      @sherylringgenberg8326 2 роки тому +45

      THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EXPLAINING THESE REFERENCES AS I HAVE NO READ RAJ OR SEEN BAC SO THANK YOU

    • @galateaclaude3833
      @galateaclaude3833 2 роки тому +37

      the plague on both your houses is a line mercutio repeats around four times in his dying speech

    • @scj6693
      @scj6693 2 роки тому +45

      i never realized how funny it is that Bonnie is like "so sad that they just died" immediately after attempting to murder Juliet lmfao

    • @AvatarHobie3005
      @AvatarHobie3005 2 роки тому +22

      That prison bar was a reference to how guys get raped in jail

    • @STONKS0897
      @STONKS0897 2 роки тому +8

      28 SHOT WOUNDS

  • @antinootus561
    @antinootus561 9 років тому +13880

    Let's be honest with ourselves. Juliet won that. The rest were good, but Juliet murdered shit.

    • @toby3549
      @toby3549 9 років тому +941

      and herself

    • @veronicaszczepanik5526
      @veronicaszczepanik5526 9 років тому +67

      OOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @autumnjustus902
      @autumnjustus902 9 років тому +74

      +Dat Spatula I can imagine you dropping the mic.

    • @toby3549
      @toby3549 9 років тому +24

      Autumn Justus wow, i need some of your imagination if you can imagine a spatula dropping a mic but whatever.

    • @autumnjustus902
      @autumnjustus902 9 років тому +13

      ...Ugh duh! ...really? Cuz spatula's be dropping mics more than ppl & rn you can't imagine?? Okay...okay...

  • @capncook2006
    @capncook2006 4 роки тому +11778

    Imagine getting destroyed so hard that you have to try to kill your opposition.

  • @alexstatic736
    @alexstatic736 6 років тому +2039

    "Oh, I am killed. What irony is this? The lead role shot down by a failed actress." I actually couldn't breathe.

    • @thedudeinyourbasement3531
      @thedudeinyourbasement3531 6 років тому +32

      That was savage

    • @definitelyji
      @definitelyji 6 років тому +4

      am I the only who doesn't get that line?

    • @josephlane9726
      @josephlane9726 6 років тому +1

      Can you explain. What am I missing about that line?

    • @DeadpoolXI1
      @DeadpoolXI1 6 років тому +69

      @@josephlane9726 For what i know, the line "Oh, I am killed" Is from Hamlet the same writter of Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare who liked the irony and the line itself is ironic "The lead role shot down by a failed actress" Juliet is the lead female role in the play while Bonnie was supposed to be an actress before she became a criminal so she is a failed actress

    • @sydneylouwho7011
      @sydneylouwho7011 6 років тому

      The #Awesomeness Show Njaisishbskaisis

  • @infloxxmashup5423
    @infloxxmashup5423 2 роки тому +438

    Loved how they used the death scene to drop a bar..
    Also "Oh Romeo!" got me ever time

  • @alyssajohnson8232
    @alyssajohnson8232 4 роки тому +8543

    “oh and that’s even not your real husband now is it?” Juliet was destroying Bonnie 😭

    • @wyattangle
      @wyattangle 3 роки тому +260

      This is my favorite ERB line ever. Nice way of calling your opposition a sl*t.

    • @matts1166
      @matts1166 3 роки тому +338

      "Get an ass rippin' worse than your boyfriend in prison" was my favorite line.

    • @peterparquer1873
      @peterparquer1873 3 роки тому +106

      You betcha! If a male said something like that to another male (substitute "wife" for "husband"), it wouldn't be taken offensively, but....here, we see Juliet basically calling Bonnie a whore; females can be much more subtle and savage at the same time.....😔

    • @amandamorgan8349
      @amandamorgan8349 3 роки тому +80

      I was just googling them and saw that Bonnie had a whole other husband from high school that’s what this means I just realized that 😂😂😂😂

    • @icardi9goat
      @icardi9goat 3 роки тому +123

      “Oh, Im killed! What irony is this? The lead role shot down… by a failed actress.”

  • @toasterboipencil
    @toasterboipencil 8 років тому +1379

    I don't care who won, I'm still laughing at the ERB voice being confused.

  • @almightyegglord4365
    @almightyegglord4365 5 років тому +2697

    “At least we have each other, just Bonnie and-“
    Cops: *n o*

    • @miconis123
      @miconis123 5 років тому +14

      Cops: Die!

    • @rbgerald2469
      @rbgerald2469 5 років тому +20

      FBI: DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *Multiple Thompson, Revolver, Colt Monitor Gunshot sounds*

    • @curshburger4582
      @curshburger4582 5 років тому +4

      Almighty Egglord 😂😂😂😂

    • @lordvader7723
      @lordvader7723 5 років тому +3

      Almighty Egglord I thought that was Juliet whoops

    • @-et37-
      @-et37- 5 років тому +7

      *Frank Hamer has entered the chat*

  • @hannahquintua
    @hannahquintua 2 роки тому +258

    A few things
    - "I'm known to fire off some bars" BAR is an abbreviation for some gun that Clyde used (he is holding it during the rap battle too!)
    - When Romeo bites his thumb (specifically, put his thumb behind his front teeth then flicked it), is a gesture which means to them what the middle finger means to us.
    - "Spit sick like a plague on both your houses!" Was inspired by Mercutio's line : "A plague upon both your houses!"
    - Bonnie was a failed actress.
    - "he will do upon thine **** what you hath done upon your toe!" Clyde cut his toe off to avoid a longer prison sentence, but it was for nothing since his sentence was pardoned a few days after!
    - "Thus, with a dis, I die!" Reference to Romeo's line before killing himself: "Thus, with a kiss, I die!"
    - Juliet's last verse is in iambic pentameter!

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 2 роки тому +13

      I love how you quote the exact line and then give context, but you just add "Bonnie was a failed actress." without referencing Juliet's line

    • @hannahquintua
      @hannahquintua Рік тому +1

      @@Resi1ience Oh, I apologize!

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 Рік тому

      When did Romeo put his thumb between his front teeth?

    • @jennamariposa5443
      @jennamariposa5443 Рік тому

      @@mariustan9275 1:09

    • @HimikoTheSocial_idiot
      @HimikoTheSocial_idiot Рік тому +1

      BAR is short for Browning Automatic Rifle.

  • @Deathdol
    @Deathdol 7 років тому +1621

    Oh, I am killed; what irony is this? A lead role shot down by a failed actress. SO GOOD

    • @fandomcringebucket
      @fandomcringebucket 7 років тому +3

      Why did I think it said 'shut down'

    • @alnotbiggaytho7124
      @alnotbiggaytho7124 7 років тому +1

      Romeo and Juliet were Italian, why did they have British accents

    • @darthlazurus4382
      @darthlazurus4382 7 років тому +50

      truth of this earth, 42 They had English accents because the play was written by an Englishman who wrote it in English so that English actors could preform it in English to English people.

    • @aranseanziegler1421
      @aranseanziegler1421 7 років тому +1

      I know!

  • @legoc3po601
    @legoc3po601 4 роки тому +2654

    In the second line “I’m known to fire off some BARs,” “BAR” refers to the browning automatic rifle which he used during his criminal career. I found this really smart.

    • @thevoid7635
      @thevoid7635 4 роки тому +27

      I mean his miming holding a gun when he says that and then he actually holds a BAR

    • @Tkieron
      @Tkieron 4 роки тому +5

      There are a few lines like that in this. It's so cool

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 3 роки тому

      That is clever! Thank you!

    • @PhoenixT70
      @PhoenixT70 3 роки тому +3

      For those who don't know: BAR is pronounced "Bee Ayy Are." No one take this a rebuke please, it's just a very common misconception that I like to set right. For those who already know, wrong @.

    • @jaspertaylor2810
      @jaspertaylor2810 3 роки тому +4

      Also, there's a line where Bonnie referring to 'busting a cap' in Juliet- an expression that was (believe to have been) actually first used by one of the officers that killed Bonnie shorty after her death.

  • @geraldl5221
    @geraldl5221 10 років тому +13318

    "OH NOMEO!" Best line of the entire thing, had me in stitches.

    • @Mr-Blitz
      @Mr-Blitz 10 років тому +54

      hahaha me too!!

    • @aranseanziegler1421
      @aranseanziegler1421 7 років тому +150

      I know right! I still think this is funny and it's been 4 years!

    • @ReeN1995
      @ReeN1995 7 років тому +46

      because things are not funny anymore after 4 years...

    • @Fr0staX
      @Fr0staX 7 років тому +28

      Gerald L Same here, especially that pitch

    • @luisstopmotionstudios8757
      @luisstopmotionstudios8757 7 років тому +12

      Gerald L Bonnie destroyed Romeo

  • @editorrbr2107
    @editorrbr2107 2 роки тому +325

    Can we take a second to appreciate how they worked Juliet’s final bars in iambic pentameter and then made it match the beat? DJ Willy S was ahead of the game.

    • @duckysguidetoshipping8930
      @duckysguidetoshipping8930 2 роки тому +5

      Yessss

    • @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500
      @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500 Рік тому +5

      tf is an iamban perimeter

    • @javelynhobinson6405
      @javelynhobinson6405 Рік тому

      In Shakespeare's plays and stuff, he uses it. It's kinda like a syllable thing. Every line is 10 syllables, with a short unstressed syllable than long stressed syllable. Try reading a Shakespeare line and clapping every other syllable or just stressing that syllable.@@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500

    • @vintage-radio
      @vintage-radio Рік тому

      ​@@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500if nobody answers you after 2 months maybe you should google it and get answers faster. Just a tip

    • @imthebossmermaid3648
      @imthebossmermaid3648 Рік тому +5

      ​@@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500 It's a rhythmic poetry scheme where a line has ten syllables with every other syllable being stressed, so you have an unstressed and stressed syllable done five times in a row, for example, the line "two *house* holds *both* a *like* in *dig* ni *ty".* The bold syllables are the stressed ones. That's iambic pentameter.

  • @naurking5388
    @naurking5388 5 років тому +4930

    Everyone before watching: *"Juliet will probably be the most boring"*
    Everyone after watching: *"Omg Juliet" open speechless mouth*

    • @lastfullast8819
      @lastfullast8819 5 років тому +13

      Me after watching: "Juliet is really boring, Romeo was at least funny. Bonnie and Clyde won."

    • @penguin3914
      @penguin3914 5 років тому +249

      @@lastfullast8819 okay boomer

    • @soupholelegs1173
      @soupholelegs1173 5 років тому +132

      Lastful Last How though? Juliet was savage, Romeo was hilarious

    • @lastfullast8819
      @lastfullast8819 5 років тому +4

      Her "savage" lines were boring.

    • @soupholelegs1173
      @soupholelegs1173 5 років тому +90

      Lastful Last whatever, you have your opinion we have ours. But just because a line is boring to you doesn’t mean they weren’t hard hitting. Clyde was boring to me, his flow was nice but his lines weren’t super strong. Bonnie was pretty good, Romeo was hilarious but wasn’t super hard hitting, Juliet was just on fire with every line except for after she got back up

  • @Harto
    @Harto 10 років тому +17663

    What a delightful video! Full of wholesome family values!

    • @rachelcienciala
      @rachelcienciala 10 років тому +37

      YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS XD

    • @Daniel-ep6jh
      @Daniel-ep6jh 10 років тому +20

      Hannah!

    • @stephsolomons837
      @stephsolomons837 10 років тому +16

      you where sooooooo good

    • @v5d9k1
      @v5d9k1 10 років тому +6

      Man, you're so good in this!

    • @AnaMaria-ei8ib
      @AnaMaria-ei8ib 10 років тому +23

      I can't describe how good you and Grace were in this 👌 love you two

  • @808Goose
    @808Goose 6 років тому +2143

    “Oh nevermind, my flesh was merely grazed... where’s Romeo, OH NOMEO! There’s poison on your face!!!”

    • @amangoyal923
      @amangoyal923 5 місяців тому +4

      Her voice at "nevermind" was marvelous, and of course, we know about "Oh Nomeo"

  • @funnyguy-kz5df
    @funnyguy-kz5df 2 місяці тому +27

    0:15 underrated as hell, play on Romeo and Juliet being “star crossed lovers”

    • @Ananas-280
      @Ananas-280 Місяць тому +1

      Pretty sure most people understood it but there are much better lines in the battle so people won't talk about it

  • @marctang3802
    @marctang3802 7 років тому +4284

    That “uhh...who won? Who’s next? You decide” was the best outro ever

    • @FergusML
      @FergusML 6 років тому +6

      but why?

    • @Mariana-sauce
      @Mariana-sauce 6 років тому +22

      because why not

    • @demondotjpeg8423
      @demondotjpeg8423 6 років тому +74

      Marc Tang nah the “what is winning?” from the philosophers rap is better

    • @Mariana-sauce
      @Mariana-sauce 6 років тому +12

      My gosh, I've listened to the philosophers one so many times and never even noticed that...

    • @mellowlink1215
      @mellowlink1215 6 років тому

      nah, that's how they went out.

  • @its_celestial
    @its_celestial 7 років тому +7954

    I think Romeo and Juliet won because they roasted them while sounding so proper... that takes some skill

    • @lukesanroman9264
      @lukesanroman9264 7 років тому +463

      Catgirl0217 plus Juliet had some pretty fucking amazing lyrics

    • @bellatrixlestrange3212
      @bellatrixlestrange3212 7 років тому +18

      Luke San Roman agreed!

    • @joshuab3918
      @joshuab3918 7 років тому +321

      Especially Juliet's straight-up savage last lines. Using your final breath to spit some fire is legendary.

    • @ralfagcaoili3005
      @ralfagcaoili3005 7 років тому +8

      Catgirl0217 lol

    • @randomdude5955
      @randomdude5955 7 років тому +11

      666 likes.
      Satan confirmed

  • @GhostHML
    @GhostHML 4 роки тому +3242

    I think Romeo and Juliet won this but god damn at the end “woulda done that boy some good just to wait a couple seconds” I’m still dying listening to that line lmao

    • @michaelperry3287
      @michaelperry3287 3 роки тому +23

      😂😂😂 gets me every time

    • @Randomnechannel
      @Randomnechannel 3 роки тому +9

      Sameee

    • @AlexanderAzarov
      @AlexanderAzarov 2 роки тому +102

      Ironic considering how he cut off his toe to get out of prison early but got pardoned 2 days later anyway.

    • @misteraskman3668
      @misteraskman3668 2 роки тому +20

      It makes me sad for some stupid reason. Like, I've seen the play and my god is it heartbreaking. Even when you know the full story, seeing it being at a stage (and not reading off a book) really makes you ache.

    • @imhere3445
      @imhere3445 Рік тому +5

      Its not how he says “Would done that boy some good just to wait a couple seconds” its his face. He’s just so dead like:Bro really??

  • @thewidow7864
    @thewidow7864 2 місяці тому +21

    1:10 top ten most savage bars in ERB

  • @Barnowl65
    @Barnowl65 4 роки тому +5397

    Romeo and Juliet destroyed them so hard that Bonnie couldn't do anything except pull a gun out. Seriously, when you pull out a weapon during a rap battle, you know you've lost. And they were so savage that they were still destroying Bonnie and Clyde while they were dying!
    Edit: Wow! That's the most likes I've ever gotten! Thanks guys!

  • @creativitydeficient5112
    @creativitydeficient5112 8 років тому +2726

    "Where's Romeo? OH NOMEO!!"
    I died at that omg 😂

  • @theandromedaeffect979
    @theandromedaeffect979 5 років тому +1637

    The girls on this battle are just- absolute savages. Like the dudes are decent but DANG the girls were dropping bombshells.

    • @anvy2000
      @anvy2000 5 років тому +27

      lmaooo they don't hold back

    • @danielheflick1529
      @danielheflick1529 5 років тому +37

      @@Inquiring, was your thought process seriously just, "Hmm, somebody said something positive about a woman. Must be some kind of AGENDA!!"

    • @Vrivera4979
      @Vrivera4979 4 роки тому +14

      Nah Juliet won

    • @cristianvillanueva8782
      @cristianvillanueva8782 4 роки тому +8

      @@Vrivera4979 for real. She was dropping bombs the whole track

    • @Vrivera4979
      @Vrivera4979 4 роки тому +4

      My favorite was the lead role shot down by a failed actress

  • @XIN3OHd
    @XIN3OHd Рік тому +67

    Easily the most underrated battle they’ve ever done

  • @Tkieron
    @Tkieron 4 роки тому +5389

    Juliet went so hard that she won a 3 on 1 battle.

  • @boyizheng6913
    @boyizheng6913 4 роки тому +2622

    Juliet: “wench with a neck of a chicken”
    Me: *immediately straighten my posture*

  • @Kayla-rs6wr
    @Kayla-rs6wr 9 років тому +989

    THIS IS THE MOST EPIC BATTLE OF ALL TIME THAT I HAD TO WATCH IT TWICE

    • @TheDaisyForce
      @TheDaisyForce 9 років тому +31

      I've watched it like 50 times 😂😂

    • @016Gabriel
      @016Gabriel 9 років тому +2

      +TheDaisyForce really? only 50 times? because i've lost the count in 100 replays!

    • @SaviourSword995
      @SaviourSword995 9 років тому +3

      Most romantic battles in rap history 😂😂😂

    • @ninjareema9803
      @ninjareema9803 9 років тому

      +Layla Durham ME TOO!

    • @rosalbarios3388
      @rosalbarios3388 9 років тому

      +Layla Durham haha your cute talk to me when your in the thousands

  • @KDB349
    @KDB349 2 роки тому +83

    Ain't nobody showing my man Romeo the love he deserves. He handled himself just as well as Juliet. Also i won't lie, Bonnie and Clyde's verses were fire!

    • @yoshifan33
      @yoshifan33 Рік тому +8

      Yeah! The comments all make it seem like he was just sitting on his ass, but he was no slouch!

    • @Goated_SnoopDog
      @Goated_SnoopDog Рік тому +1

      @KDB3497 is the type of guy to not watch my videos

  • @mfkq9459
    @mfkq9459 5 років тому +1669

    "where's romeo? OH NOMEO" that was gOLD

    • @DeaconTaylor
      @DeaconTaylor 4 роки тому +63

      its the dumbest line but makes me laugh every time.

    • @danielfennessey
      @danielfennessey 4 роки тому +25

      Plus with her facial expressions as she says it.

    • @ДарьяАсматова
      @ДарьяАсматова 4 роки тому

      Oh what does it mean? Is it a pun? Sorry I'm Belarusian...

    • @tangramceh-viana4668
      @tangramceh-viana4668 4 роки тому

      @@ДарьяАсматова Yes, is a pun. "oh no" -meo (so it can rhyme with Romeo)

    • @INS4NEBOY27
      @INS4NEBOY27 4 роки тому +1

      Makes me laugh everytime it's been ages since I last watch this and I'm crying because that line gets me everytime and her face makes it even more funny

  • @naurking5388
    @naurking5388 7 років тому +726

    OMG Juliet was so savage. She died two times in the video and both times before she dies she was still throwing shade...

  • @miniz702
    @miniz702 4 роки тому +2222

    "My flesh was merely grazed"
    *Bonnie who was aiming right at her at point blank*: Stormtrooper 100

    • @joshuafarrington8121
      @joshuafarrington8121 3 роки тому +6

      Yes

    • @McDouggal
      @McDouggal 3 роки тому +36

      It's a snubnose revolver. Effective range is about 2 feet from the end of the barrel lmao.

    • @TheWarriorofHonor
      @TheWarriorofHonor 3 роки тому +4

      @@McDouggal feet? you mean inch right?

    • @joaotourinho1808
      @joaotourinho1808 3 роки тому +7

      @@TheWarriorofHonor what he’s saying is that with a snubnose revolver point blank would be 2 feet from the end of the barrel

    • @TheWarriorofHonor
      @TheWarriorofHonor 3 роки тому +3

      @@joaotourinho1808 yeah and i say that point blank for a snubrose revolver should be considered around 2 inch XD

  • @imthelegendrare697
    @imthelegendrare697 2 місяці тому +10

    10 Years Today still hits hard

  • @themightythor1160
    @themightythor1160 6 років тому +1680

    “Oh happy dagger pierce me true persuade my breath to stop. Sheathe yourself inside my heart and like the beat I drop”
    Amazing.

  • @mintymilo6739
    @mintymilo6739 7 років тому +11281

    Juliet alone was pure savage.

    • @superleipoman
      @superleipoman 7 років тому +226

      She won :P

    • @TwsWithSai247
      @TwsWithSai247 6 років тому +104

      She won

    • @theobesestalkerman2061
      @theobesestalkerman2061 6 років тому +82

      She won

    • @aidenadamson7270
      @aidenadamson7270 5 років тому +104

      Yeah but if you watch a documentary on Bonnie and Clyde you'll discover what she meant by Ass rippin' worse than your boyfriend's in prison. Which was utterly horrible on Juliet's part. But I respect your opinion just felt like I needed to add that

    • @raizel-cadis
      @raizel-cadis 3 роки тому +35

      @@aidenadamson7270 Omg what did she mary please. I'm so curious but I'm too lazy watch the documentary

  • @TheOther-Dude
    @TheOther-Dude 5 років тому +4209

    "Where's Romeo? Oh nomeo!"
    It's 2019 and I'm still laughing! 😂😂😂

    • @lightning266
      @lightning266 5 років тому +16

      Lol, no kidding! So F-ing funny. This is my favorite ERB.

    • @Dakarai_Knight
      @Dakarai_Knight 5 років тому +6

      The Other Dude i know it’s so funny

    • @jmend4835
      @jmend4835 5 років тому +5

      Lol yeah

    • @cakes4494
      @cakes4494 5 років тому +23

      And let's not forget she went out strong "What Irony is this? The main lead role killed by a failed actress" XD

    • @Tkieron
      @Tkieron 5 років тому +4

      Grace Helbig is hilarious. Every time I watch this I laugh at that.

  • @matttymajor8507
    @matttymajor8507 5 місяців тому +4

    This was the first ERB i ever watched and to this day i still quote it and come back now and then

  • @geg708
    @geg708 5 років тому +5079

    _Juliet _*_MURDERED_*_ Bonnie and Clyde._

    • @Anino_Makata
      @Anino_Makata 5 років тому +84

      Yeah. I bet she could massacre the entire Barrow gang with a whisper.

    • @Skywalker-yx6ej
      @Skywalker-yx6ej 5 років тому +54

      Gegiù Xeno she murdered them like she murdered herself

    • @colewilson673
      @colewilson673 5 років тому +13

      No she killed her self

    • @contra9403
      @contra9403 5 років тому +17

      Nah. The policemen did

    • @Extrinoo
      @Extrinoo 5 років тому +19

      Juliet: Murder herself and Bonnie and Clyde
      Romeo: Murders Himself

  • @ElinorMahoney
    @ElinorMahoney 4 роки тому +592

    "What irony is this? The lead role shot down by a failed actress?" BAHAHAHAHA Juliet is so savage

  • @YaBoyCorey54
    @YaBoyCorey54 8 років тому +6424

    I think we can all agree that Juliet's lines were
    fucking
    savage

  • @joshuahaastrup6432
    @joshuahaastrup6432 2 роки тому +19

    I return to this annually, glad to know it still slaps, because my face is in pain. I’m satisfied.

  • @Reaver717
    @Reaver717 3 роки тому +3576

    Honestly, in rewatching all the rap battles, I feel like this one doesnt get the attention it should. ERB captured the characters so perfectly and the way the keep such a sick flow while weaving in and out of two characters in duo raps is amazing. This one actually gets me hyped

  • @benjaminharmon7479
    @benjaminharmon7479 6 років тому +2318

    Romeo: on my stomach I shall lie
    *drinks poison*
    Falls backwards

    • @thesoloplayer7685
      @thesoloplayer7685 6 років тому +34

      Benjamin Harmon
      Lead role shot down by failed actress .

    • @hellothere5350
      @hellothere5350 6 років тому

      Benjamin Harmon lol

    • @elysianwolf4412
      @elysianwolf4412 6 років тому +42

      He still lands with his arse in the air

    • @sketchonomadek5270
      @sketchonomadek5270 6 років тому

      Lmfao dude

    • @smwclw
      @smwclw 6 років тому +4

      It should have been the other way round XD Instead of Romeo falling backwards, Juliet should have and instead of Juliet falling forwards, Romeo should have.

  • @pokefan7446
    @pokefan7446 7 років тому +1271

    "Would’ve done that boy some good to just wait a couple of seconds."
    Me when reading through Romeo and Juliet in school.

    • @darthlazurus4382
      @darthlazurus4382 7 років тому +36

      Pokéfan 744 My English teacher hated me for laughing at it. I really wasn't trying to be annoying, it was just so funny to me.

    • @tingispingis
      @tingispingis 7 років тому +6

      Darth Lazurus I laughed at it too but my English teacher made jokes about it and laughed as well

    • @glyphin343
      @glyphin343 7 років тому

      same my lit teacher literally just had to have someone else read the lines because she couldn't make it without cracking up

    • @PrincessSketch13
      @PrincessSketch13 6 років тому

      Hah yep. And at one point when my class was fixing to read it my teacher asked about a tragic story, I said " you mean like... Edgar Allan Poe " oh my goodness if I wasn't her favorite student she probably would of gotten super pissed but instead she was just speechless... honestly her response still kinda creeps me out

    • @dtboard5717
      @dtboard5717 6 років тому

      Same

  • @swampy1714
    @swampy1714 2 роки тому +148

    I literally pissed myself when I saw how Romeo ended up on the floor after he poisoned himself. 😂😂

    • @sheamusgrant
      @sheamusgrant 2 роки тому +7

      He looks like Chris from family guy passed out

  • @AG-tw3mk
    @AG-tw3mk 6 років тому +1767

    My teacher told our class to watch any Romeo and Juliet video to get some more knowledge about it before we actually go over it. Here i am 😂

  • @EXCELSIOR.Speaks
    @EXCELSIOR.Speaks 8 років тому +1954

    "The lead role shot down by a failed actress!"
    "Where's Romeo? *_OH NOMEO_* !"
    "You're getting an ass ripping worse than you boyfriends in prison"
    Juliet had the best lines

    • @MCWaxC
      @MCWaxC 8 років тому

      *You're

    • @MCWaxC
      @MCWaxC 8 років тому

      *an

    • @MCWaxC
      @MCWaxC 8 років тому

      *your

    • @BagofChexMix
      @BagofChexMix 8 років тому +3

      +MCWaxC - I hope you don't mean " 'an' failed actress" because that would be unfortunate.

    • @MCWaxC
      @MCWaxC 8 років тому +1

      +Perplex No. I mean "You're getting AN ass ripping worse than your boyfriends in prison."

  • @nazibutterfly
    @nazibutterfly 7 років тому +190

    Holy shit. Guys. Did you notice what they did? While Romeo's "poison" was almost certainly colored water, or something equally harmless, he actually turned profile to the camera and poured it to the other side of his mouth. That's exactly how actors would've pretended to drink something in Shakesperian plays. Fuckin bravo.

    • @mikeybaxter3164
      @mikeybaxter3164 7 років тому +2

      I’ve heard of the “Shakespearean” era, but it’s only until now that I’ve heard of the “Shakesperian” era...

    • @NevahLose
      @NevahLose 7 років тому

      Lazlo Finsterwald .

  • @serious_salt22
    @serious_salt22 2 роки тому +8

    Wonderful work! ❤️ I love the costuming and backgrounds, even subtle things like the yellowed ‘desert’ lighting on one side and the more ‘romantic’ blue lighting on the other! One suggestion: Barbie vs G.I. Joe, battle of the iconic toys.

  • @ganeshmurugappan2805
    @ganeshmurugappan2805 7 років тому +1397

    "A moment from your grace is a eternity past . So together we shall put these bitches on blast"
    I DIED LAUGHING

    • @blazeburner4039
      @blazeburner4039 7 років тому +7

      At first i thought it was "A moment from your gays" since Romeo just talk about "dust bowl dildos" xD

    • @Deathdol
      @Deathdol 7 років тому +4

      Ganesh Murugappan it's a moment break from your gaze is an eternity past

    • @ea.fitz216
      @ea.fitz216 7 років тому +5

      Actually it’s ‘a moments break from your gaze is an eternity past’

    • @its_gbbyw8606
      @its_gbbyw8606 7 років тому

      Ganesh Murugappan f7ruffutug

  • @Revvits
    @Revvits 7 років тому +310

    "It's kinda sad though really. So young to have just died."
    Ur the one who frickin tried to shoot her in the first place

  • @shelbytaylor5229
    @shelbytaylor5229 7 років тому +1281

    "Wheres Romeo? OH NOMEO!!! THERES POISON ON YOUR FACE!!!" lmao Phoebe from friends anyone???

  • @GageCouture-bs6jo
    @GageCouture-bs6jo 4 місяці тому +8

    9 years later it still go hard

  • @meekanoel1868
    @meekanoel1868 5 років тому +2794

    Romeo and Juliet won
    Juliet : "and like the beat I drop"
    Classical ending

    • @meekanoel1868
      @meekanoel1868 5 років тому

      @Letong Xu yesssss

    • @lindathetford3776
      @lindathetford3776 4 роки тому +15

      Her burns were so sick lol

    • @Marcelelias11
      @Marcelelias11 4 роки тому +17

      No, just Juliet won

    • @Anino_Makata
      @Anino_Makata 4 роки тому +10

      @@Marcelelias11 Yeah, Romeo hardly did anything. He was just the bridge to Juliet's roasts. Not very gentlemanly, I must say.

    • @FlawdaBwoy07
      @FlawdaBwoy07 4 роки тому +6

      “Dust Bowl Dildos” Really cracked me up

  • @Torus202
    @Torus202 8 років тому +452

    This is still my favorite ERB. I really thinks it's brilliant honestly.

    • @ashdweeb9063
      @ashdweeb9063 8 років тому +2

      same here
      the references to the Romeo and Juliet lines are so clever

    • @emily-jm8ul
      @emily-jm8ul 8 років тому +6

      This and Marylin Monroe vs Cleopatra are my favourite ones

    • @trishelle2675
      @trishelle2675 8 років тому +1

      +Enderlox FanGirl I know right

    • @David-nf6zy
      @David-nf6zy 8 років тому +1

      me too

    • @Kazeshini6
      @Kazeshini6 8 років тому

      in my opinion Mary Poppins vs. mrs. Claus is the best

  • @kaleamcshan8394
    @kaleamcshan8394 5 років тому +2526

    Anyone else notice that romeo just carries poison with him?

  • @RyanSmith-f2v
    @RyanSmith-f2v 5 місяців тому +4

    This was honestly the perfect battle as far as the two groups having similar stories

  • @moeezahmedshahaab
    @moeezahmedshahaab 8 років тому +4391

    Only here to listen to Juliets verse again
    She's spitting fire

    • @shripes3562
      @shripes3562 7 років тому +21

      Shahaab Sherwani same

    • @chibee4l
      @chibee4l 7 років тому +18

      Shahaab Sherwani me 2

    • @angelinafernandez7621
      @angelinafernandez7621 7 років тому +14

      Shahaab Sherwani Same fam

    • @babycarl9585
      @babycarl9585 7 років тому +8

      Shahaab Sherwani ikr

    • @zombiegone79
      @zombiegone79 7 років тому +21

      Shahaab Sherwani ikr Romeo was trash Juliet was the best, then Bonnie, then Clyde, then Romeo

  • @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez
    @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez 5 років тому +913

    Man Juliet was savage throughout this whole video. Even when "dying" she shot Bonnie with another headshot. "Oh no I've been killed. What irony is this, for the lead role, shot down by a failed actress."

    • @CCaster2000
      @CCaster2000 4 роки тому +34

      I was wondering what she meant by failed actress. I finally realize that she was referring to Bonnie.

  • @cynthiadavila3801
    @cynthiadavila3801 6 років тому +1204

    My favorite part is when Juilet says " O Nomeo! There's posion on your face!"

    • @jadrobe3492
      @jadrobe3492 6 років тому +19

      While romeo is literally face down and booty up on the floor XD

    • @jadrobe3492
      @jadrobe3492 6 років тому +1

      @@royalblu1100 😂 tru

  • @kappaalphadove
    @kappaalphadove 9 місяців тому +17

    "Where's Romeo? oh Nomeo!" 9 years later and it's still hilarious.

    • @EricaGamet
      @EricaGamet 9 місяців тому

      Hadn't heard this in years... used to sing it all the time... still cracked up at that line and, "That did NOT go as expected!"

  • @jeromeandreiaglugub
    @jeromeandreiaglugub 6 років тому +3099

    "at least we have each other"
    "Just Bonnie and ..."
    *gunshots*
    DIED

    • @johannal254
      @johannal254 5 років тому +8

      Yeah so did they

    • @nilswettlin2012
      @nilswettlin2012 5 років тому +15

      They move in Texas so.... Not surprised

    • @fatjonmyftari7475
      @fatjonmyftari7475 5 років тому +17

      "at least we have each other"
      "Just Bonnie and ..."
      "tttttttttttttttttttttttttttt"
      "allallallallalllalllallllalllallall

    • @str3ss834
      @str3ss834 5 років тому +1

      Just Bonnie and Death

    • @BrandonSparks27
      @BrandonSparks27 5 років тому +3

      The funny thing about it is how accurate it is 😅 I read the Clyde died first by head shot right away and Bonnie was heard screaming for him so it seems like maybe they did it because of that since he died right away and here he doesn't even get to say his name 😅

  • @poopa854
    @poopa854 5 років тому +5582

    Nice peter looked pretty hot in that costume no homeo

  • @baraness24
    @baraness24 8 років тому +671

    Juliet stole the fucking show

  • @geonwilliams
    @geonwilliams Рік тому +14

    Love it that the last line in Romeo & Juliet is the names of the characters (“For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo”) which is mirrored by “At least we’ve got each other, just Bonnie and…” as they get gunned down at the end.

  • @themonky5274
    @themonky5274 5 років тому +1159

    That insult, "thou artless beetle headed flax wrench" that helped me earn bonus points on my English quiz. We had to insult the teacher Shakespeare style. This was the only one I remembered.

    • @dacypher22
      @dacypher22 5 років тому +80

      Sounds like a pretty cool teacher, honestly

    • @JoePNG.
      @JoePNG. 5 років тому +21

      @@dacypher22 It really does...

    • @alicestolze8327
      @alicestolze8327 5 років тому +39

      GET THEE TO A NUNNERY

    • @dacypher22
      @dacypher22 5 років тому +14

      @@alicestolze8327 I still yell that at people to this day!

    • @Anam.Fatima19
      @Anam.Fatima19 5 років тому +25

      okay now that's a teacher i want to have.

  • @DodderingOldMan
    @DodderingOldMan 8 років тому +1980

    IMO this battle has easily the best female performances ERB has ever come up with.

    • @ethantrent297
      @ethantrent297 8 років тому +99

      Buffoon1980 *cough cough* Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe *cough cough*

    • @DodderingOldMan
      @DodderingOldMan 8 років тому +38

      Ethan T. Not such a huge fan of that one. If you are, that's cool, opinions etc :)

    • @odieredila
      @odieredila 8 років тому +2

      Buffoon1980 YES.

    • @ethantrent297
      @ethantrent297 8 років тому +2

      Buffoon1980 WHAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!?????!!!!!????

    • @DodderingOldMan
      @DodderingOldMan 8 років тому +51

      Ethan T. Heh, sorry. Actually, I remembered that I also liked the Julia Child performance.

  • @Dan-is2qk
    @Dan-is2qk 7 років тому +583

    -love how what Juliet thought were to be her final words were still a diss, dedication

    • @polkarrty
      @polkarrty 7 років тому +17

      if youre going to die why not go with a bang

    • @Isaic02
      @Isaic02 7 років тому

      Dapper Horus .....No.

  • @SmallWorldBigProblems
    @SmallWorldBigProblems 15 днів тому +1

    Having listened to each ERB probably 10+ times (more for favourites) "Where's Romeo, OH ROMEO!" was one of the best timed lines in the series.

  • @anthonynguyen7395
    @anthonynguyen7395 5 років тому +821

    Bonnie: *Shoots Juliet*
    Also Bonnie: So sad to have died so young

    • @dianawilson7385
      @dianawilson7385 4 роки тому +61

      I don’t think Bonnie actually wanted to kill Juliet. I think she grazed her on purpose to scare her. She didn’t know Juliet would be a drama queen about it.

    • @Liam_The_Great
      @Liam_The_Great 4 роки тому

      way to copy the top comment

    • @anthonynguyen7395
      @anthonynguyen7395 4 роки тому

      idk what you’re talking about but thanks

    • @Liam_The_Great
      @Liam_The_Great 4 роки тому +1

      @@anthonynguyen7395 lmao yeah you do bud

    • @anthonynguyen7395
      @anthonynguyen7395 4 роки тому +2

      Liam The Great 6 months ago and you gotta still be one of those people huh

  • @DrJayPlays
    @DrJayPlays 6 років тому +1701

    Years later, and I still think Juliet is a damn savage!

  • @elizaann0094
    @elizaann0094 6 років тому +2489

    Bonnie: "So young to have just died"
    Me: DIDNT YOU JUST TRY TO KILL ONE OF THEM

  • @external..
    @external.. 2 роки тому +5

    been watching erb since 2014 and i still cant get over how good these battles are

  • @janLilin
    @janLilin 5 років тому +212

    "Oh! I am killed! What irony is this? The lead role shot down by a failed actress"
    *from the grave*

  • @thatlycantomboy
    @thatlycantomboy 4 роки тому +1176

    Juliet is the living (well, not _living_ ) embodiment of “live fast, die young, bad bitches do it well”

    • @fawazimad1801
      @fawazimad1801 4 роки тому +35

      Man They should do another one of these,
      but have Romeo and Juliet Vs Jack and Rose (Titanic)
      now that's a battle for the ages I wanna see,
      no matter how many likes it's costs to get it

    • @elainadeeter9788
      @elainadeeter9788 3 роки тому +4

      @@fawazimad1801 I've GOTTA see Juliet absolutely DESTROY those two.

  • @infinitymixtapes9562
    @infinitymixtapes9562 5 років тому +457

    1:14 the fact that Clyde actually got sexually assaulted multiple times in prison makes this line 1000x more scathing. Goddamn Juliet

    • @guywhoateallthepizza1031
      @guywhoateallthepizza1031 5 років тому +61

      That was the whole point of the line "ass ripping worse than your boyfriend's in prison"

    • @peterparquer1873
      @peterparquer1873 4 роки тому +25

      Damn, seems that Clyde got to have lots of sex while locked up, but not the kind anybody really wants (prison sex)....😔

  • @waddledeepro5961
    @waddledeepro5961 2 місяці тому +4

    This song turned 10 years old still a banger.