"Fashion" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Noble Ape)
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I love Jim Gaffigan. His comedy pulled me out of depression and saved my life❤
thanks but i'm sure it was all you
@@jimgaffigan ❤
Microdose some 🍄 ✌ watch comedies, do shit, listen to music
@@jimgaffigan After watching this clip .....it's COMPLETELY obvious... that your thoroughly WHIPPED! AHAHAHAHA!..........god , I need a woman so I can be whipped too......figuratively AND liter.......well just figuratively.
This is not hyperbole
Listening to stand-up, especially Jim gaffigan , really does help with depression.
Jim- your family has encouraged ours so much with laughter. I am a nurse in NY and my husband has multiple sclerosis. Life can be hard but laughter is the best medicine.
That's right. My dad had ms
I have MS also....Thank you for your service, Jennifer...I ❤️ to laugh....a little difficult at the present time...stay safe!
"Laughter is the best medicine... after actual medicine." Not my words; that's from Jim himself.
I have MS and watching this to combat anxiety. 💪🏼
Jennifer Hinman ....yes ,yes,yes...
The "teenagers looking for food" was on point😂😂😂😂
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"There's no food out here, let's go back"
Brilliant! 😂
Perfect!!!
Mr. Jim Gaffigan
You are the reason we all can still get laughs during this depressing time. Huge huge thanks for all this.
🙂🙂👌👌
"Stop shopping at the lost and found." 😂🤣😂 Jim I almost died laughing at that joke. I need to hit pause several times just to make it through your videos alive. I don't know how you can come up with so many funny things but I'm glad you are gifted at it. Thanks for sharing.
Hilarious! Love Jim, what a funny, human, humble man who totally loves his family and cares about others!
Jim G, a noble life preserver helping us all stay afloat so we don't drown 🌊
"I'm always in trouble with my wife 'cause I'm selfish, I'm lazy, insensitive, and a bunch of other stuff she rattles on." LOL!
Michael Moore "looking like a victim of a shipwreck"😆
“Stop shopping at the Lost and Found.”
@Link Age Quite a few famous people are said to be somewhat lax with their personal hygiene. If I was rich & famous I know I would shower less.
Jim is the best clean comic ever. He is straight up hilarious and he is family friendly. It’s hard to be a clean comic.
Jim Gaffigan!!!!! You make my day🤗🤗🤗
I love when you go to that, whisper type, voice and say things that an audience member might be thinking or saying to the person who’s sitting with them🤣🤣🤣!!!!
Thanks for the daily dose of humor during these strange times😉
Our entire family loves Jim Gaffigan. We have watched his videos so many times, but they are still as funny as the first time.
Jim is the best comedian EVER!!! He proves there is comedy without cursing
Food & donuts: you've encouraged me!
I'm on a diet to lose 15 lb. I only have 20 to go!
It's always a fun time with you Jim. Thank you for your unique brand of genuinely funny humor!
When I got tired of fatting out of pants, I started wearing sweatpants. Those elastic waistbands are wonderful. And nobody thinks it's weird when you buy ice cream at 7-11 wearing sweatpants because it's what they EXPECT you to be buying.
AHA! And here I tried to dress up a little when leaving home... Now I get it!
ROTFL!
He is a born runway model. Perfect impression
I'm digging the beard, for being Mexican it definitely gives you a very Scandinavian look..))
Jesus DeLeon I think he looks like a Viking. I'd love to see him in one of those helmets with the horns.
@@szqsk8 Ahhhhhhh, noooooooo - no horns on viking helmets! Sorry, this is a joint Scandinavian pet peeve, I had to react.
Don't forget Jim is also part Korean and Canadian. 😂🤣
I always worry to see my donated clothes that I’ve “outgrown” on other people in our small town and think “wow” that looks great. Another great video that most of us can relate to!
You couldn't get on my nerves. You bring:
laughter = happiness !! Thank you Jim!! 🙏✌❤
Xxx xxx broken down into the .....have to think of something...toilet?..garbage?..sewer.?.lake?..Oh hell with the whole thing!
Funny stuff Jim! The fashion bit is right on the money. I'm a T-shirt and jeans guy and my wife is a fashion designer. She looks exquisite and I look like a hobo. I guess opposites do attract😂
"How'd you lose weight? I bought a shirt" best thing ever. Next person that asks me what gym I go to is getting an old navy business card
Underrated comment
Heeeeeyy.........were you talking about me? Due to clothing restraints I was watching this video standing up!
No matter how many times i hear these routines, I never get tired of them! I really hope to see Jim live one day!!
I've loved Jim for years. Glad to hear him say something about the grabber-in-chief. Wish he had said a little more, but I'll take it.
"The king of England doesn't empty the trash!" LOL
When my father passed away, I took most of his collection of Hawaiian shirts, looking at them at the time like I would really never fit into them, my father being a large man.
Just over a decade later, they're my favorite shirts.
Loose some weight man. That’s not healthy, I stopped smoking after 14 years best decision of my life. And I loved my Camels
Aww
Oh goodness, I love how you can make absolutely anything funny. I think fashion shows are a bit ridiculous (and a bit triggering for me due to my own body issues), but I'd never realized that simply talking about what they actually consist of would be so funny. And 'fatting out of your shirt', I'm totally using that phrase next time it happens to me!
Keep going Jim! I spent 4 hrs watching your videos yesterday and finally got out of my emotional state. Thank you!
🤣🤣😂😂 I haven't laughed a lot in the past month. I'm the person that stated in the comments section of one of your other videos that I had leaned on your comedy to get me through my mother's unexpected death a month ago & that my dad was in the hospital because he fell and was injured while trying to help her. Well, he died on Tuesday, May 26th. My brothers & I are again completely devastated. So, Jim, I once again lean on your comedy to take a break from mourning & feeling numb from everything that's happening. Laughing at this video felt wonderful! Thank you. 😊❤👍
MLMLW , I am so so sorry ....I know there’s nothing I can say that will lessen your grief but please know that much love and comfort is being sent to you and your brothers from my family and myself .
@@hippiecowgirl4231 - Thank you so much Mindy. I really appreciate it.
My favorite comedian so hilarious
Jim is awesome! Definitely one of the best doing comedy today.
Shopping at the lost and found 🤣✅
The incentive items I buy to Lose weight usually end up donated.
I've watched this 10 times and it is still hilarious
Yeah I really like him. I listen to him every morning to give my day a happy start.
Jim, your comedy saved my marriage, got me a promotion at work, and reversed my epilepsy. Oh yeah, and i was depressed once. Thanks for all that, Pale Sorcerer!
Jim's comedy cured my cancer, fixed my baldness, straightened my teeth, and got Tom Cruise out of Scientology.
“Stop shopping at the Lost and Found!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Skinny teenagers looking for food, that's the best! 😂🤣😂
Jim, Jim, Jim. You're so very good at what you do. Wow.
The funniest guy ever!! Thank you for your genuineness and ability to relate to everyone!
I love how he never gets vulgar or uses profanity!!
A true comedian!!!
There isn’t a comedian I adore more than you!
I had a rough day. Thank you for turning it around. 🌹
you are the best Jim
"Ma, there's no food out there! Alright, I'll change my outfit and go look again"
Things are so bad right now and binging on Jim's videos is one of the few good things I can find.
One of my favorite comedians.😂
Thanks Jim, you have brought much laughter to the world!
True story: I actually bought a shirt that was too small, but kept it and lost weight and now it fits. Take that internet.
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#Outlier
True story: I bought a shirt that was too big, but I kept it and ate more fast food and now it fits.
Crack-me-up funny. Comic genius. Instant mood-lifter. 😄
"Are you the victim of a shipwreck?!" Lmaoooo
Jim Gaffigan is my favorite I love the episode where he talks about the grapefruit
I love, listen and watch all the great comedians. Their clever, well placed use of swear words in a build up or punch line always crack me up . The weird thing about Jim is I never notice he doesn't swear when I watch him and he cracks me up just as much, sometimes even more.
Jim Gaffigan is "America's Dad"
Did Bill Cosby die? I seem to remember he was "America's Dad".
@@clark9992 yikes
I love Jim gaffagan, he is so common sense funny, his 3d party depiction of himself as narrative is brilliant.
so calm and chill that hes funny
I keep promoting the "spicy milk" joke, and it kills everytime. Jim, your absolutely hilarious and my favorite comedian. Now time to watch Mikey...
I mean, Let's get cooking!
Let's get cooking
Lllllet's get cooking.
Dragonslayer Teo *you're absolutely hilarious. Not your.
@@jumpinjojo Thank you, I realize now looking back, I may have rushed that comment as it's grammatically incorrect. You're = you are, your = possession Yor = days of, Yer = south. Did I get them all? -_-
Jim's catwalk is fierce! Lol
A lady at church asked how I stay looking so young (am 61) told her I just gain 5 -7 pounds per year on purpose. She and her friend took me seriously. Man behind her fell out of his chair laughing. Winked at him. Plumply. Youthfully lol. Carry on Jim
I AM CRAZY. ARE WE HOME YET?;
Can we get some of your useless assistance over here? Oh damn...think I am going to go to sleep.
Deanna Ward....Deanna Ward off
Deanna Ward off to see how you are
Carry on ;)
I bet the king of England can use the “good towels”
Jim, you’re hilarious, and that’s why we love your stand-up. 😂🇺🇸😷🇺🇸🏠
I've fatted out of clothes after a vacation. I put on a pair of pants that fit the week before vacation and I couldn't button them after vacation. I was able to get this quickly fat in San Diego of all places. Hella Mexican food in San Diego. Wash everything down with jumbo margaritas. Do the math.
Who knew that PUMPKIN PIE could pack on the pounds at the speed of sound?? I thought that I was getting all the goodness and vitamin A of the noble pumpkin. But now I realize that I LOOK like a pumpkin...(a la "You are what you eat.")
@Victoria S I'm just trying to be funny. I'm from Illinois.
I'm on the other end of the scale. I couldn't get fat if I tried. I've been close to the same weight for almost 50 years now. You'd be horrified if I told you about my eating habits.
@@freedapeeple4049 Same. I'll be like "Hmm maybe THIS will make me gain a quick half-pound..." Nope.
Just great ..never gets old so funny ..can't wait to hear you tomorrow..now I'll rewatch a little..let's get cookin
Hey Jim, just wanted to say me and buddy of my became best friends over your bit about the salad bar. You're awesome and I always look forward to whatever you put out.
Is ' became best friends ' a euphemism for something else?
I just so appreciate you Jim!
Thought he was gunna say "Dam dryer" like I do when pants don't fit anymore.
To be fair, Edward never wanted to be king, so it was kinda a win-win for him.
" I'll just sleep on the couch just because I know I should " BEEN THERE DONE THAT. BAHAHAHA. Looove it!!!!!
I love how u make jokes out of the simplest of things an no one can stop laughing. .. Horse Joke is 1 my favorite! Love what u do
So I bing watch you when life gets to be too much, like the last five months! Thanks.
I just watched four other videos Jim has here; 99.9 percent clean, when I'd long given up on finding any worthwhile comedians. He ought to be given a medal!
I too have that one swimsuit that "will turn things around"! 😭
Totally relate to the preemptive argument defence. 😂👏
So hilarious! I've seen all your specials and they are all GREAT!
Glad you like them!
That was awesome. I love using that word because my older brother hates it. I have to make sure to keep it in my active vocabulary to make sure I use it a lot around him. Thanks Jim.
"He looks like he's been robbed of everything he owns" XD
Very funny. It makes me smile. Thank you very much.
If I don't interfere, my husband will wear the same shirt, pants and underwear until they biodegrade.
Mine too..
you say that like it’s a bad thing
@@borismuller86 bhahaha😄
Me too 🤷♂️
Mike Moore ain't ! Just a fat wanker noise ! Who is Moore ?
I have fattened put of a lot of clothes during this quarantine. Thank God for stretchy pants!
Funny stuff! Your videos are helping me get through these grim days. Thank you.
He is my favorite comedian. I laugh every time.. God Bless him..
My fashion sense passed away long ago and was laid to rest in a shallow grave in the back yard, next to the part of me that gave a crap what people think about me.
Absolutely hilarious!! 😂🤣 👏👏👏
I have a big closet full of "this will fit me again after I lose weight" clothing.
Me too, it's my aspirational wardrobe.
I call them my goal clothes. I have two cute goal dresses in my closet right now. Sigh... someday.
Or, this will fit me again in case I gain weight again 🙈
Now that I'm thin, I'm actually getting to the point where I want looser fitting clothes 😅 so, I'm still wearing everything I wore when I was heavier. I only lost 20 lbs
“And that’s called love” 😂
Love watching you...😂👍, I LOVE MY POTUS #TRUMP2Q2Q. WWG1WGA 🇺🇸
Mitch - SAME HERE!!!! 2Q2Q!!!!
" Welp, I'm a fat ass. Time to get a burrito" LOL
I love you too Jim Gaffigan!
You are sooo funny! Thanks for all the laughs!
Jim Gaffigan Laugh Master.. now.. Let’s Get Cookin!
You are getting funnier every show!
This guy is definitely the best ever no doubt!!!...😊🇺🇸🗽💪🤪...
Jim, my mom would say, "you're not fat, you're just big boned".
Love ya buddy! Don’t retire!
Love watching your videos!
They definitely brighten my day 👍
Listen here meow,Jim is sooo spot on,delivering laughter in these banana times,right meow needing comedy 👍🏻from Florida b safe all meow✌🏻😷
I am more thankful standing 😆 😂 🤣
I'm laughing so hard I might throw up the two pounds of chocolate cake I ate for dinner
You make me laugh even though everything is miserable.
Love poutine!! Your stand up is keeping me going! I miss dinner with the Gaffigans so much!! Hope you get wi fi back soon! Hope you get electric back soon! Stay safe you guys!!