Why Can't Squidward ESCAPE his job?

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  • @brandontrowbridge1519
    @brandontrowbridge1519 Місяць тому +4870

    “Why would you work a job you hate” idk I ask myself that at 6 every morning

    • @gunterandersson
      @gunterandersson Місяць тому +120

      My answer is "because I wanted to be the funny guy in school"

    • @RandyRooter
      @RandyRooter Місяць тому +72

      Idk the economy sucks.

    • @DeviledAdvocate
      @DeviledAdvocate Місяць тому +60

      ​@@yajuu_wrldLol good luck kid. Do you seriously think that most current adults were just like "well I *could* do what I enjoy doing, but you know what I think I'm gonna just spend my life being miserable instead." When they were your age? 🤔

    • @pasta4762
      @pasta4762 Місяць тому

      Most people I met in bad jobs were just stupid but outside of the stupid people there were some who didn't get much of a choice in life which are usually foreigners. Then we have the unlucky few who really did work hard and just don't like it but have to but every person alive thinks they're in that crowd lol

    • @2LEGION2
      @2LEGION2 Місяць тому +13

      He's a fricken cartoon character he does whatever the writers and animators make him do 😂

  • @dutchvanderlinde6568
    @dutchvanderlinde6568 Місяць тому +4161

    Drinking game: Take a shot every time he says job.

  • @trulybad420
    @trulybad420 Місяць тому +1774

    "Why can't squidward quit his job?" The same reason we all can't quit our jobs. We need the money.

    • @Xegethra
      @Xegethra Місяць тому +57

      Yeah, to an extent. But people do quit and go somewhere else.

    • @theflyingdutchguy9870
      @theflyingdutchguy9870 Місяць тому +35

      if i didnt need money why the heck would i work at all😅

    • @thebigquack6945
      @thebigquack6945 Місяць тому +36

      The thing is squidward did end up quitting
      Not just his job but outright left bikini bottom and Still wasn’t happy
      I think the real issue lies with squidward himself

    • @UnwantedGhost1-anz25
      @UnwantedGhost1-anz25 Місяць тому +8

      ​@@Xegethra Not everyone, unfortunately. Life isn't a universal guaranteed success.

    • @Xegethra
      @Xegethra Місяць тому

      @@UnwantedGhost1-anz25 Not everyone, but also not nobody.

  • @nd.studios
    @nd.studios Місяць тому +2930

    If Mr.Krabs is bearly paying Squidward but Squidward needs his job at the Krusty Krab to avoid being homeless, I think the more pressing topic is Bikini Bottoms economy.

    • @nd.studios
      @nd.studios Місяць тому +76

      ~Do what you will with this point of view.

    • @ashleybanks-wm4cg
      @ashleybanks-wm4cg Місяць тому +200

      But Him moving to the Squid community debunks this because Squidward is seen as a high society member I think Squidward represents a trust fund kid trying to be edgy

    • @ThebestDrywaller
      @ThebestDrywaller Місяць тому +40

      Reminds me of California

    • @jube8835
      @jube8835 Місяць тому +67

      Either that or squidward needs a job to be eligable for whatever kind of welfare the sea might have.

    • @Medina5Arts
      @Medina5Arts Місяць тому +91

      ​@ashleybanks-wm4cg That's because the Squid community as a whole is on the top of the Bikini Bottom Social Heinrichy. And Squidward is the odd one out of the bunch as seen with Squilliam and Squidville

  • @tim_the_traveler
    @tim_the_traveler Місяць тому +1948

    Squidward's life is the greatest mirror of the modern work system.

    • @ghhn4505
      @ghhn4505 Місяць тому +48

      squidward has a really nice 2 story house though

    • @Anon_Spartan
      @Anon_Spartan Місяць тому +18

      And it began over 30 years ago.

    • @Chungus36000
      @Chungus36000 Місяць тому +51

      @@ghhn4505 2 story house, enough time off to be annoyed by spongebob off the clock, a clarinet and seemingly enough art supplies to make paintings, enough money to own a pet, no gas tank to fill since he doesnt drive a boatmobile and work is close enough to walk to. He even made enough to move to a gated community, he (at least financially) doesnt have it so bad. Not enough to stop working at the KK but enough money and time to pursue his passions. Hes also a slacker so i wouldn't say his work is too bad if it wasnt for spongebob's antics. I could probably keep going but i think this is enough of an over analysis of squidward's finances

    • @metalspinda9594
      @metalspinda9594 Місяць тому +8

      ​@Chungus36000 It also explains why Squidward would have a peer like Squilliam that degrades him like a non sportsmanly rival for seemingly no reason at all. Squidward is likely more the disenfranchised ex "golden goose" meant to carry on an upper class family name higher who "burned out" between him and Squilliam rather than a real lower class squid.

    • @Objectshowpersonlol
      @Objectshowpersonlol Місяць тому +1

      ​@Chungus36000 does that make up for the inhumane stuff we see him go through and his outlook on life he may have a dream life for someone else but to him it's a torture hole it also shows the greed of Mr crabs that doesn't mean he has a good life and future if he has a decent financial situation

  • @ideenlos9242
    @ideenlos9242 Місяць тому +1291

    He is depressed, he hates everything. No matter what Job he would get he would hate that to. So working at the krusty krabs might be the best solution since its a very low effort job

    • @sekarmaltum1695
      @sekarmaltum1695 Місяць тому +79

      every worked in food service? now try to repeat the words "low effort job" with a straight face.

    • @ideenlos9242
      @ideenlos9242 Місяць тому +130

      @@sekarmaltum1695 In one episode (dont ask me which I have hobbies) he said that he doesn't want to get fired for to long because then he, and I quote "would have to get a Real Job" with the context being that he would rather keep working in the crusty krap because its easier. I mean he is sleeping on his job 80% of the Time so makes sense I guess.
      Ever tried using your Brain and ask for context before assuming random bs ?

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic Місяць тому +61

      @@ideenlos9242 Well, out of context, he's right. A food service job is very stressful, but being a cashier at the crusty crab definitely isn't as stressful as one of these real jobs. Most of the time, there isn't even anyone ordering in the crusty crab. Although maybe it's more annoying than stressful for him because of the Bob.

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic Місяць тому +2

      krusty*

    • @agentepolaris4914
      @agentepolaris4914 Місяць тому +24

      ​@@sekarmaltum1695Dude, it is a low effort job

  • @technician0096
    @technician0096 Місяць тому +1185

    “why would you work a job you hate?” ummm… to make a living for yourself?

    • @SamuTheFrog
      @SamuTheFrog Місяць тому +71

      A lot of folk haven't lived a life where they made decisions out of necessity instead of wants.

    • @nym2259
      @nym2259 Місяць тому +33

      fr bro its very self explanotory

    • @matt11shawty
      @matt11shawty Місяць тому +3

      @@nym2259nice pfp

    • @gaidencastro9706
      @gaidencastro9706 Місяць тому +21

      As covered in the video, he has quit his job multiple times and appears to have stayed economically afloat every time except in "Can You Spare a Dime?"
      Not only that, Squidward is a chef. He can should get jobs at other restaurants. Spongebob got hired at multiple different restaurants despite his inexperience with anything that wasn't a Krabby Patty, and Squidward can also make Patties when he's forced to do so. He even landed a job as a chef in a fancy restaurant in one of the episodes where he did quit. So there should be little reason why he can't leave the Krusty Krab, a job he hates in large part due to Spongebob.
      Squidward should be able to find another job; the video covers the times he tried and what might be stopping him.

    • @technician0096
      @technician0096 Місяць тому +13

      @@gaidencastro9706 Dude… it was a half assed joke. It’s a cartoon… ofcourse he’s gonna stay there. lol I’m just saying that in reality most people stick to there jobs outta necessity… and even if they find another job, a lot of the times it’s no better then the one they left…

  • @lssjvegeta7103
    @lssjvegeta7103 Місяць тому +850

    "In order to pay off these damages... You two are going to work for me... FOREVER!"

  • @TurtleCraftZ1
    @TurtleCraftZ1 Місяць тому +423

    In Big Pink Loser, Squidward says "Well, I guess it's safe to go in now" before putting his hat back on and going back to work. The implication is he doesn't hate his job so much as he hates having Spongebob as a coworker

    • @skydawn4103
      @skydawn4103 Місяць тому +58

      It's not just SpongeBob alone, he also hated having Patrick work along with him as well

    • @Deathtoast509
      @Deathtoast509 Місяць тому +20

      No, cuz in that one episode he said "I always did sorta like you"

    • @sal2975
      @sal2975 Місяць тому +1

      @@Deathtoast509 Aww

    • @BrahmaBull96
      @BrahmaBull96 Місяць тому +22

      I interpreted it as Squidward basically getting himself a free break. Give Patrick his job (knowing Patrick is too stupid to keep a job for longer than 20 minutes) and get back to work when Patrick is gone.

  • @captainbeatdown6254
    @captainbeatdown6254 Місяць тому +353

    i think its just squidward hates his job, but he is so settled in that if he goes somewhere else its just not the same, kinda like how its lame but familier lame.

    • @vibeanddie8926
      @vibeanddie8926 Місяць тому +28

      "better the devil you know than the devil you don't" type sh!t

    • @beebstackin
      @beebstackin Місяць тому +3

      Felt the same exact way for my old job

  • @MrJamiedude
    @MrJamiedude Місяць тому +85

    Childhood: "i love spongebob, why is Squidward so mean and misrable"
    Adulthood: "I can relate to Squidward 100%"

  • @Parthornax
    @Parthornax Місяць тому +262

    I personally think that he's been institutionalized. Like a 30 years prisoner who can't adapt to life on the outside and would rather go back to jail.

    • @ItsBrendo
      @ItsBrendo Місяць тому +35

      He's completely institutionalized. He's forgotten what it's like to live on the outside. To not be in prison.

    • @d-baer4161
      @d-baer4161 Місяць тому +31

      He tried in that squidward "utopia" and realized he loves his institutionalized ass life lol

    • @moon_fake
      @moon_fake Місяць тому +4

      I got this reference

  • @phoneguy4637
    @phoneguy4637 Місяць тому +339

    if you need someone for a JOB then get a JOB to become someone who can do the JOB. now get back to your JOB!

    • @tonycorona8501
      @tonycorona8501 Місяць тому +31

      What are you saying?

    • @1000drman
      @1000drman Місяць тому +25

      ​@@tonycorona8501AHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @33Monkeys33
      @33Monkeys33 Місяць тому +2

      Okay Kamala! 😂

    • @questmcclain5904
      @questmcclain5904 Місяць тому +4

      @@tonycorona8501if u don’t know that quote don’t watch this video 😅

    • @micaelchinatsumaki4446
      @micaelchinatsumaki4446 Місяць тому +9

      @@1000drman Donate to the children's fund? Why? What have the children ever done for me?

  • @justoneguy2487
    @justoneguy2487 Місяць тому +116

    Squidward's overlooked character arc is going from burning the krabby patties, fries, and even the milkshakes in the S1 episode 'Pickles' to being as good a frycook as Spongebob

    • @ghhn4505
      @ghhn4505 Місяць тому +1

      Wait since when

    • @justoneguy2487
      @justoneguy2487 Місяць тому +12

      @@ghhn4505 You can see it throughout the video. But one such example is Employee of the Month

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@justoneguy2487one time I remember is when Squidward switch jobs with SpongeBob for some reason I forgot with him being covered in grease but it seems he did a good job since the entire shift he was the fry cook this was post s3 or s4 I think

    • @B3ASTLYPLAYZ
      @B3ASTLYPLAYZ 4 дні тому

      Funny part is squidward CAN make krabby patties he just doesnt want to be stuck behind the grill so he only does it when necessary, if spongebob quits or something he will act like he don't know how to make them.

  • @Stimulation334
    @Stimulation334 Місяць тому +296

    You forgot about that one episode squid on the bus. When squidward was a bus driver and that bus driver was the cashier. Mr krabs said squidward was a terrible cashier.

    • @pitgroove.37_66
      @pitgroove.37_66 Місяць тому +15

      I completely forgot about that, but you bring up a good point

    • @lynashmcmash4427
      @lynashmcmash4427 Місяць тому +7

      Maybe Krabs was referring to the social aspect in that Squidward is often in a bad mood when talking to customers? He is the unlikeable squid guy

    • @lotus_flower2000
      @lotus_flower2000 Місяць тому +1

      That episode was so bad.. season 12 was the last season with anything good left.

    • @Wizofmincraft
      @Wizofmincraft 28 днів тому

      @@lotus_flower2000 12? I can’t really say you’re wrong I haven’t watched in years but it’s hella rare to hear anyone say the seasons in the 2010’s were good

    • @MostCreepy
      @MostCreepy 9 днів тому

      @@Wizofmincraftbecause they arent at all bro. Imo season 9 was the last good one from the 2010s

  • @williamsmith4443
    @williamsmith4443 Місяць тому +141

    Fun fact squidword is good at playing the clarinet he is just under water

    • @WispyBlueBricksGPX
      @WispyBlueBricksGPX Місяць тому +33

      That's actually true in an episode that proves he can play it well

    • @jazminebennett8844
      @jazminebennett8844 Місяць тому +14

      This is half true. He used to be good, but spongebod ruined his hearing so he always plays slightly out of tune

  • @hiddendesire3076
    @hiddendesire3076 Місяць тому +123

    1:39 Thinking on it, he probably could get a job at that swanky Ship in a Bottle restaurant they show every so often. He’s a great chef. Even when it comes to playing the clarinet, we know Spongebob had water-warped his by using it to unclog a toilet. Meanwhile when he uses any other “new” clarinet, we see that he is actually either decent or good at playing. Even in the best day ever he has an entire concert hall giving him a standing ovation over his performance, so clearly he can be a great musician. One who, funnily enough, even set aside a VIP seat for Spongebob. For all his hatred of Spongebob, Squidward still had a special VIP seat set aside for him in the front row, as he was always so supportive of his playing.

    • @JJGarcia2300
      @JJGarcia2300 Місяць тому +11

      I don’t think he truly hates SpongeBob, we’ve seen multiple times he gets kinda lonely after a while without SpongeBob

    • @torianmcneill3794
      @torianmcneill3794 Місяць тому

      @@JJGarcia2300Squidward can’t play the clarinet he should get lessons I play the keyboard I had lessons I know how to play

  • @cameronclark7148
    @cameronclark7148 Місяць тому +82

    Squidward Tentacles has multiple felonies and violent assault charges and can’t get another job

    • @johnmcvey4243
      @johnmcvey4243 Місяць тому

      And like squlliam said he likes to suck eggs.

    • @sal2975
      @sal2975 Місяць тому +4

      @cameronclark7148 I think it's because he hosted a Squid Game.

    • @mattsodano6264
      @mattsodano6264 29 днів тому

      But he can become president of Bikini Bottom.

    • @OfficialMadtalks7
      @OfficialMadtalks7 29 днів тому

      Laws are different in Bikini Bottom, maybe felonies don’t exist.

  • @CaptainPetrov
    @CaptainPetrov Місяць тому +278

    17 years as a cashier is crazy

    • @Cristian145
      @Cristian145 Місяць тому +9

      *20

    • @sal2975
      @sal2975 Місяць тому +57

      I once new a guy who was a store greeter from when he was 18 until he retired at 65.

    • @seanprestoza805
      @seanprestoza805 Місяць тому +14

      17 years as a cashier is an easy mode in japan 😂

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato Місяць тому +7

      ​@@sal2975Damn wth, did he tell any interesting stories of the 1970s at least?

    • @imnotactuallydead8890
      @imnotactuallydead8890 Місяць тому

      My old coworker basically

  • @sage.81
    @sage.81 Місяць тому +56

    I think the reason Spongebob got multiple jobs while Squidward got none was because of their personalities. Squidward is grumpy and lazy while Spongebob is energetic, hard working, and loves his job. Also, being the fry cook at the town's best fast food restaurant sounds better than being a cashier at that restaurant

    • @narutardkyuubi
      @narutardkyuubi Місяць тому +13

      Yep, especially since Bikini Bottom doesn't seem like a very large place. Everybody basically knows everybody.
      The patrons see a hardworking, if socially oblivious, sponge making fantastic burgers, they'll be willing to give him a shot since he clearly cares about his work. The lump of a squid who is doing the bare minimum to get by...yeah, not that many people would want to be around him, let alone work with him, or even hire him.

    • @sage.81
      @sage.81 Місяць тому +10

      @ Exactly. I think Squidward assumed his experience would be enough to get him a job, ignoring the fact that personality is a big factor

    • @narutardkyuubi
      @narutardkyuubi Місяць тому +6

      @@sage.81 Yep. There's a reason why a lot of job-search help videos emphasize the interviews. The episode where Squidward was living with Spongebob shows he's very lazy if he feels he can get away with it, and most interviewers are savvy about catching things like that.
      Also, networking is BIG for art-related jobs. You need to be advertising yourself 24/7 by defualt in that sort of field. Squidward hates interacting with anybody, and sadly is not competent enough to pull it off.

    • @sage.81
      @sage.81 Місяць тому +3

      @ No wonder his art didn't get popular until after he died lol

    • @newyorkfan16
      @newyorkfan16 23 дні тому

      @@narutardkyuubi Even more sense to drop out of the workforce. It's just an ecosystem of asskissing.

  • @polocatfan
    @polocatfan Місяць тому +45

    I believe that literally nobody else will hire Squidward other than Mr. Krabs because almost everyone in Bikini Bottom hates him. Pretty much proven in Can You Spare me a Dime.

  • @tbeatz1117
    @tbeatz1117 Місяць тому +159

    Me checking if 21 mins flew by @3:58

  • @hunkofthehill2332
    @hunkofthehill2332 Місяць тому +105

    smashing clarinets promptly after playing bad is an expensive hobby

    • @musicbooksexplained
      @musicbooksexplained Місяць тому +8

      Is the hobby clarinet playing or is the hobby clarinet smashing

    • @Scott-ul5ww
      @Scott-ul5ww Місяць тому +2

      @@musicbooksexplained probably both

  • @brianachim2670
    @brianachim2670 Місяць тому +85

    Squidward never graduated college

    • @dystanysam9896
      @dystanysam9896 Місяць тому +12

      So you don't have to graduated college just to have a job its really who you know

    • @brianachim2670
      @brianachim2670 Місяць тому +5

      @ True but I believe this was established

    • @sal2975
      @sal2975 Місяць тому +4

      He should pick up a trade

    • @SFgamer
      @SFgamer Місяць тому +4

      @@sal2975 He ain't interest.

    • @Frankieefootballmundial
      @Frankieefootballmundial Місяць тому +1

      @@sal2975squidward has gig work as a clarinet player

  • @soundrogue4472
    @soundrogue4472 Місяць тому +63

    0:32 as someone who is wagie; that is a DUMB question to be asking.

    • @Shadow-t8t1i
      @Shadow-t8t1i Місяць тому +1

      Maybe your life is dumb

    • @nekofrisk1005
      @nekofrisk1005 Місяць тому +5

      Yep, main answer is just as simple as “we need money too”

    • @zombifiedpariah7392
      @zombifiedpariah7392 Місяць тому +4

      Because some of us still like having roofs over our heads and not starving? 💀

    • @alzainmashaan7454
      @alzainmashaan7454 22 дні тому

      Why

    • @soundrogue4472
      @soundrogue4472 22 дні тому

      @@alzainmashaan7454 So I don't starve and have a roof over my head.

  • @tylerlong5112
    @tylerlong5112 Місяць тому +37

    I think after all squidward’s been through I feel he’s accepted his place. He may still hate his job but it’s not like he’s tried something else, it just hasn’t worked out for him. So weather he likes it or not the job he has is all he’s got.

  • @rynaro88
    @rynaro88 Місяць тому +66

    same reason most of us cant quit. Don't got any other skills, and its the only job that pays enough.

  • @MrSlimSheaD
    @MrSlimSheaD Місяць тому +70

    Since when do you give two shrimps about customer service was such a crazy line.

    • @sal2975
      @sal2975 Місяць тому +6

      I'm gonna start saying that now. 🦐🦐

  • @HiggzWasHere
    @HiggzWasHere Місяць тому +50

    Consider yourself lucky you were never in a position where you need to work a job that you hate with every fiber of your being to survive.

    • @OfficialMadtalks7
      @OfficialMadtalks7 29 днів тому

      Well it’s gonna be worse in recent years.
      I don’t want to get too political but now since Trump is president (in the United States). He promised to increase the economy but from my research and knowledge he never did. Especially soon he is gonna get rid of the main money making methods.
      Since a lot of people aren’t American.

  • @DruidicDonkey
    @DruidicDonkey Місяць тому +33

    Honestly, Squidward resonates with a lot of people because he's pretty much forced to work a job he hates since the things he loves to do aren't taking off and finding a job outside of his current one is either next to impossible or requires some kind of years of experience in something. I got fired from McDonald's for missing a single day that I wasn't scheduled for and have been struggling to find a new job ever since and it's been... 9 years.

    • @docsavage4921
      @docsavage4921 Місяць тому +6

      9 years is a lot, you might want to try temp to hire for awhile just to get something on the resume.

    • @tinobemellow
      @tinobemellow Місяць тому +4

      You can always join the military.

    • @docsavage4921
      @docsavage4921 Місяць тому

      What if he's past that age?

    • @nolifeuno1
      @nolifeuno1 Місяць тому

      Damn I’m sorry that happened to you

    • @yaylife171
      @yaylife171 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@tinobemellowRecruiter spotted.
      Begone.

  • @sudanesegamer7886
    @sudanesegamer7886 Місяць тому +96

    The reason he only works at the krusty crab is because hes a horrible employee. We tend to forget this because of spongebob and mr krabs, but he's always sleeping on the job and being unfriendly to customers. Normally, he could get a job anyway, but he doesnt hide this either

    • @darksideofevil13
      @darksideofevil13 Місяць тому +1

      I don't recall Squidward ever sleeping on the job.

    • @mikeval1525
      @mikeval1525 Місяць тому +17

      @@darksideofevil13we seen this in multiple episodes.

    • @trulybad420
      @trulybad420 Місяць тому +30

      He doesn't get payed enough. Might as well let him sleep because the bikini bottomers are terrible people themselves. Spongebob is a terrible neighbor, Mr. Krabs is a cheapskate. And he has gotten a job before but Mr. Krabs begged for him back because he has no one else.

    • @Dragwlya777
      @Dragwlya777 Місяць тому +12

      Mr. Krabs doesn't pay him well, he uses him, he has to work sometimes 24hours the day. I mean i can see why he acts disinterested in the job.

    • @darksideofevil13
      @darksideofevil13 Місяць тому

      @@mikeval1525 Such as? I can't remember any.

  • @averylehner5794
    @averylehner5794 Місяць тому +11

    5:52 Mr Krabs can walk normally?

  • @JO-iv7tl
    @JO-iv7tl Місяць тому +6

    Squidward was promised his own krusty krab franchise to which he never gets. From both krusty using it as a lure to keep an overqualified employee around and squidwards self sabotage.

  • @sekarmaltum1695
    @sekarmaltum1695 Місяць тому +17

    I WAS SQUIDWARD FOR THE PAST 15 MONTHS
    -am german, so punctuality is sacred
    -5 before is late
    -15 minutes before is "on time"
    -yet due to personal issues, i often was consistently 5-15 minute late
    -yet they kept me around since they were 1.) understaffed and 2.) needed a punching bag and general scapegoat.
    :D it was hell, and i curse the families of the people involved

  • @ChaddyFantome
    @ChaddyFantome Місяць тому +70

    Squidward is a terrible employee with a terrible attitude, and Mr. KRABS IS THE ONLY PERSON that will take him because he's such a cheapskate.

    • @MagicCookieGaming
      @MagicCookieGaming Місяць тому +9

      @@ChaddyFantome this is probably the best answer

    • @trulybad420
      @trulybad420 Місяць тому +19

      I mean, do you expect him to have a good attitude? With annoying customers, annoying coworker, and a cheapskate boss?

    • @alphamoonman
      @alphamoonman Місяць тому +3

      @@trulybad420 Not to mention a boyfriend that tried to ruin his life because they fell out.

    • @MagicCookieGaming
      @MagicCookieGaming Місяць тому +6

      @@alphamoonman boyfriend?

    • @alphamoonman
      @alphamoonman Місяць тому +3

      @MagicCookieGaming Look up squiliam theory

  • @RayAkuma
    @RayAkuma Місяць тому +23

    He can't because his name is Squidward not Quitward

  • @tropixi5336
    @tropixi5336 Місяць тому +18

    "just cause you can cook dont make you a chef"

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 Місяць тому +5

    Can't escape his job yet has a community college named after him.

  • @MrGatsu
    @MrGatsu Місяць тому +5

    At first I didn’t like squidward, but then when you grow up you find Squidward as the most relatable character.

  • @stealthbeastgaming
    @stealthbeastgaming Місяць тому +6

    Why am I watching a 21 minute video essay on a mundane question answerable by literally anyone who works.
    He works cause he has to. He works THERE because it's close to him and although he has a boating license, he can't afford a boatmobile.

  • @MossyDawn
    @MossyDawn Місяць тому +16

    Not sure about canned bread being low quality. Squidward seemed pretty excited like it was a rare find when he saw it.

  • @buddyzilla4557
    @buddyzilla4557 Місяць тому +11

    I think the first example can be explained by where he is when Patrick runs out. Squidward had no real intention of quitting. He knew Patrick wouldn't be able to stick around long and just did not want to be there for that period of chaos. He could have gone home to read his paper (or make art, I dont know why you say he has nothing better to do when we know he has a bunch of hobbies he likes..) but he stayed just outside the building. He was litterally just leaned agaisnt the sign post and reading the paper to wait for the Patrick nonesense to run its coarse.

  • @materadics5368
    @materadics5368 Місяць тому +71

    "Canned Bread" is a euphemism for alcohol, beer is canned bread.

  • @sunshinedesigns9303
    @sunshinedesigns9303 24 дні тому +2

    Him: why can't Squidward quit his job?
    Also him: Squidward quit his job (x100)

  • @Mackyo_15
    @Mackyo_15 Місяць тому +34

    Wouldnt canned bread be more expensive than normal bread because of the metal used

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 Місяць тому +9

      and is an actual thing: it’s called brown bread, a molasses based sweet bread

    • @sal2975
      @sal2975 Місяць тому +1

      I thought it was called astronaut bread.

  • @IndigoApocalypse2051
    @IndigoApocalypse2051 Місяць тому +18

    7:45 I think the jobs SpongeBob got were not real jobs, explaining how he got them.

  • @professormadlad7773
    @professormadlad7773 Місяць тому +18

    To be honest in my opinion the show writers are being too mean spirited to Squidward.

  • @DarkAngel55x55
    @DarkAngel55x55 Місяць тому +25

    Lets be real. Squidward has jorrible customer serivce, is lazy, rude, and always late. Mr. Krabs is actually being nice by keeping him. Hed never be able to work anywhere else

    • @Kingofthenet2
      @Kingofthenet2 Місяць тому +1

      True

    • @True-Lovely-Bastard
      @True-Lovely-Bastard Місяць тому

      Well at least he is doing his job Stable and almost always without mistakes, i mean we all know krabs, he would sell squid and sponge for 2 Cents right away

    • @newyorkfan16
      @newyorkfan16 23 дні тому

      Is that why he gave him the promotion of the manager position of the Krusty Krab 2 initially besides Spongebob being immature?

    • @DarkAngel55x55
      @DarkAngel55x55 23 дні тому +1

      @newyorkfan16 well also remember that the movie was supposed to be the end of the series. So squidward being chosen as manager wouldve been the end of his story. He was finally able to gain recognition

    • @newyorkfan16
      @newyorkfan16 23 дні тому

      He would if he were a transgender woman or an outright woman. We saw THIS with Patrick being Patricia for a while. Which proves the demonstration of female privilege in society.

  • @kaiserknuckle9261
    @kaiserknuckle9261 Місяць тому +14

    I think everyone works a job they hate at some point and sometimes things outside our control prevent us from leaving them

  • @DeltaBlazin
    @DeltaBlazin Місяць тому +7

    In recent episodes he says that "he works there ironically."
    Yeah, that checks out.

  • @BerylLx
    @BerylLx Місяць тому +13

    Wait....
    Squidward is the Van Gogh of the Ocean?
    Unbelievable.

  • @dogcat823
    @dogcat823 Місяць тому +8

    One thing I think you missed is Squilliam is many episodes Squilliam went out of his way to make Squidward life worse so I believe it possible the Squilliam pays the other business in bikini bottom not to hire Squisward so he be stuck at a job he hates

  • @slaywee
    @slaywee Місяць тому +11

    “Why would you work a job you hate”
    Me: Simple, i need money and no there are no other jobs in market and i got this job after 2 years of searching so yea

    • @blackice7050
      @blackice7050 Місяць тому

      You know what is more important than money , heath
      My older brother had a job , and he got paid 18K a month, but he quit it because it was a mess
      He didn't eat or sleep , and he was depressed all the time
      So, clinging into the same job for 20 years without a raise or promotion or even finding a better or alternative career to make money makes you a bigger loser than already are
      Sure, everyone is struggling with economic issues, and finding jobs isn't easy, but just to hang into a job you hate for two decades just because you are broke or lazy is so sad

  • @frankelkel6444
    @frankelkel6444 Місяць тому +8

    I can relate. I feel the same way. As a kid i used to laugh at Squidward. But now i understand.

  • @XperimentorEES
    @XperimentorEES Місяць тому +13

    Glad you brought up that last point at the end, because the frustrating and depressing thing is, this kind of situation isn't remotely limited to the world of cartoons . . .

  • @leong9184
    @leong9184 Місяць тому +10

    I think because squid ward is inherently lazy, shown in the episode where he mooched off SpongeBob. And the Krusty krab, while paying the bare minimum, allows squid ward to get away with many things without the consequence of losing his job

  • @phacey4444
    @phacey4444 Місяць тому +11

    One of the few times squidward actually quits, he gets a job at another restaurant, also several of the times squidward quits, the krusty krab changes in significant ways, in some cases not being a restaurant anymore, it's possible that despite what he says he likes working at restaurants, maybe he's even hoping for a promotion of some kind

  • @Real_Moon-Moon
    @Real_Moon-Moon Місяць тому +34

    Have you been to America? It is either a crappy job that barely pays the bills, or homelessness. You can't simply just get a better job. I should know because I was forced to leave my job and have struggled finding a new one.

    • @ghhn4505
      @ghhn4505 Місяць тому +4

      Skill issue

    • @SFgamer
      @SFgamer Місяць тому

      " It is either a crappy job that barely pays the bills, or homelessness."
      Too narrow.
      Start a business, have side hustles, etc. Get on gov't assistance.

    • @Real_Moon-Moon
      @Real_Moon-Moon Місяць тому

      @@SFgamer
      The only side hustle are the pills :\.

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp Місяць тому +5

      ​@@SFgamer"start a business, have a side hustle, go on assistance"
      So... Get a job, get a second job, mooch.

    • @Hamzaben710
      @Hamzaben710 Місяць тому

      @SFGamer get out of here, Anarcho-capitalist

  • @tthutom
    @tthutom 29 днів тому +3

    I don't know how many times i heard "Squidward quit his job" and the word "job" 😭🥴😂

  • @MrGhjkl63
    @MrGhjkl63 Місяць тому +2

    "Why would you work at a job you hate?" Bills gotta get paid

  • @Peepimus
    @Peepimus Місяць тому +6

    “Nobody wants to be a Squidward.”

    • @Frankieefootballmundial
      @Frankieefootballmundial Місяць тому +2

      He’s squidward , you squidward I’m squidward are there any other sqauidward I should know about 😂

  • @HeatherNickless-vt8zr
    @HeatherNickless-vt8zr Місяць тому +2

    @Spot; you're forgetting Squidward's arch rival: Squillium; he was probably the real reason why Squidward can't succeed with people, because it would not be far-fetched to think that he spreads negative rumors about Squidward all across Bikini-bottom and also the fact that Squidward was tricked into unintentionally impersonate him in one episode; Yes, it might be coincidence more than anything but, this would add contribution to the Krusty ring around the rosy game that had become Squidward's life in present time; he shows up in every other episode where the personal issues with Squidward is involved.

  • @knuxboy04
    @knuxboy04 Місяць тому +65

    I love your Spongebob videos but one point of criticism is you're repeating of certain words a lot of times. Otherwise, the quality of your content is amazing and id love to see more of what you're channel has in store for the future

    • @idontknow5468
      @idontknow5468 Місяць тому +21

      Nah Him saying Job a million times is Peak

    • @RandyRooter
      @RandyRooter Місяць тому +1

      ​@@idontknow5468Some would say otherwise.

    • @grandmastermud
      @grandmastermud Місяць тому +6

      That's because the video is written by AI, silly

    • @xxfaith_orxuttxx4824
      @xxfaith_orxuttxx4824 Місяць тому

      That’s a good compliment sandwich

    • @RandyRooter
      @RandyRooter Місяць тому

      @@grandmastermud Is that why his videos suck a**?

  • @R3DWOLFY96
    @R3DWOLFY96 24 дні тому +1

    Love how its called why he can't quit but everything your saying starts with when he quit his job

  • @henrywaag5916
    @henrywaag5916 Місяць тому +22

    8:32 in many episodes squidward is shown being trash at cooking patties. while i guess you can say he can cook in one or two episodes but in like over eight episodes squidward is so bad enough where he literally puts shoes in the pattys. still love the theory tho

    • @SFgamer
      @SFgamer Місяць тому

      For plot.

    • @Solbankai66
      @Solbankai66 Місяць тому

      I don't care if it's for plot reasons but if he could cook why the hell has he ever started. We've seen him cook at home.

  • @megah6201
    @megah6201 Місяць тому +2

    10:06 i mean even mr crab doesn't remember the formula.

  • @Braydopotato
    @Braydopotato Місяць тому +4

    Squidward deserves better. He is always being bullyed

  • @Venom3254
    @Venom3254 Місяць тому +2

    That's dark, he finally gets appreciated and famous after death

  • @IndigoApocalypse2051
    @IndigoApocalypse2051 Місяць тому +5

    2:53 Squid will quit his job again in an upcoming episode "Upward".

  • @Evoker23-lx8mb
    @Evoker23-lx8mb Місяць тому +2

    He’s not qualified for what he wants so he’s forced to settle and he’s the only one in Bikini Bottom that’s emotionally numb enough to most of the time put up with Mr Krabs’ mistreatment of him wether he likes it or not.

    • @Evoker23-lx8mb
      @Evoker23-lx8mb Місяць тому

      Not to mention though he xoukd absolutely benefit from lessons to get better at his true passions like art and music, he’s too narcissistic to accept that so he’s never going to be able to work on his career until he works on himself first which is easier said than done.

  • @ogfire6
    @ogfire6 Місяць тому +5

    I think Mr. Krabs was just taking the opportunity to have a break from SpongeBob for a day so then Squidward and Mr. Krabs can feel a little less stressed. They are also the same people that left the bikini bottom for weeks to stay away from SpongeBob. Plus the rest of the Bikini Bottom residents joined.

  • @randomuploader2276
    @randomuploader2276 29 днів тому +1

    it’s applicable to irl, we don’t quit the jobs we hate because not every job is guaranteed.

  • @BurgerBud2
    @BurgerBud2 Місяць тому +4

    Let's be honest, mr crabs has 2 employees, he can pay them more than a yeary salary of a nickel

  • @AmbiguousDuck
    @AmbiguousDuck Місяць тому +1

    Take a shot every time he says squidward quits his job

  • @jacquelinebundala2806
    @jacquelinebundala2806 Місяць тому +4

    If Squidward would Meet Grim from Billy And Mandy they would relate to each other

  • @orionl7406
    @orionl7406 22 дні тому +1

    Good video.
    Haven't watched that much spongebob since like 2014.

  • @ahypernova4219
    @ahypernova4219 Місяць тому +7

    Squidward being payed next to nothing doesn't add up because of his cost of living. We know Squidward owns his house, as we see he has the deed in skill crane. Even if he payed off his mortgage and doesn't pay taxes his house does still has full utility services. So we can deduce that Squidward is middle class if not upper middle class. So my theory is that while Squidward is being payed a good wage, He's still a good compromise of cost and security. For even if Squidward is getting a six figure salary this is still a low overhead for the Krusty Krab, as he's only 1 of 2 employees. Combine this with Krabs having the most successful restaurant in the known aquatic world and we're looking and Krabs being a multimillionaire. Squidward is also good at deductive reasoning, unlike most of bikini bottom residents who are portrayed as airheads. For he's the first person to discover plankton scheme in the first movie. This would be invaluable to Mr Krabs for when his restaurant is being assaulted by plankton and other thieves. Where Spongebob is the physical line of defense, Squidward is the logical line. Picking up on deception and underhanded tactics. This is likely why he was chosen as the manager for the Krusty Krab 2, for he's the only person Krab trusts with keeping his money secure. And since everyone hates Squidward Mr Krabs doesn't have to pay him anymore than he has to. For while Squidward is payed around 70-120k annually, anyone else as smart or smarter than hims would ask for about 200k+ (remember krabs only has 2 employees and has made hundred of thousands in a single day) so Squidward, despite hating his occupation, is currently working a job is designed for someone like him.

    • @docsavage4921
      @docsavage4921 Місяць тому

      He probably gets some form of assistance, either that or he gets insane hours and makes as much as someone working a regular job while Basically living at work.

    • @Steven9567
      @Steven9567 Місяць тому

      @@docsavage4921 or their very little taxes or were over thinking this

  • @PrinzPapiertuete
    @PrinzPapiertuete Місяць тому +1

    We are talking about Spongebob... Your background music makes me feel like it's a mystery crime thriller!

  • @adammorris3580
    @adammorris3580 Місяць тому +4

    So Squidward is Bikini Bottom's Vincent Van Gogh.

  • @patrickklein101
    @patrickklein101 Місяць тому +1

    1 minute in.
    Had already 9 shots.
    Not sure I will survive.

  • @LexNoxus
    @LexNoxus Місяць тому +7

    “Why would you work a job that you hate?”
    Everybody does what they hate for money, then use the money to do the things they love.

  • @kiddkush
    @kiddkush Місяць тому +1

    Rip the bong everytime he says job,squidward, SpongeBob, work, mr krabs

  • @Luxord5294
    @Luxord5294 Місяць тому +9

    Because Squidward is a Self-Absorbed Narcissist, who is just self-aware enough to know no other boss will put up with his BS and hates that fact.

  • @HiraethVagabond
    @HiraethVagabond Місяць тому +2

    Mr. Krabs can't be paying him that badly if he can afford a house on his wages

  • @Trailbreaker3966
    @Trailbreaker3966 Місяць тому +5

    I like this theory and two things that might actually help it
    There’s several episodes. I don’t remember which ones in which Mr. Krabs mentions Squidward contract
    Another thing is that SpongeBob might have escaped the whole forever thing in squid on strike because as far as we know from Pretty patty he may still own the Krusty Krab, thus giving SpongeBob leniency anytime he destroys the Krusty Krab. Yes Krabs probably still owns the rights to the franchise and all but SpongeBob at the very least owns the building as far as we know.

  • @githug6508
    @githug6508 Місяць тому +2

    Im having a brain rot with this content

  • @jivanhoyt6520
    @jivanhoyt6520 Місяць тому +3

    squidward has black mold growing on his brain slowly being eaten.

  • @mangelo1901
    @mangelo1901 Місяць тому +1

    For me my first job was almost impossible to quit, it took me 3 years to finally leave. I hated going there and I wouldn't have any problems to survive 2 years on my own, but I just couldn't. The fear of something new, the fact that I didn't want to think about getting a new job when I came home, or even write the resignation was just too much. I think squidward represents this state of mind, and I'm sure that there are many more people that have the same problem as him.

  • @MarioMastar
    @MarioMastar Місяць тому +7

    Interesting topic for a video....but you're really forcing us viewers to fill in a lot of blanks for you in the first 5 minutes of the video...
    for one: Squidward didn't ACTUALLY quit on the moments where he "came right back", he kind of knew the situation was temporary and only quit for the day. Hence him waiting outside and walking back in when the issue was finally gone.
    2. He doesn't really "Hate" his job. He just prefers to do something bigger and better, but a job is income and this is kind of the best he can do. He admits several times he loves his job and only really quits when he feels he has a better opportunity (and is seriously convinced) or when something (Spongebob usually) annoys him so much he feels being homeless is better than putting up with the issue, but again, once the issue is gone, he goes right back. He actually thought Spongebob wouldn't be qualified when he was first hired and was pretty buddy buddy with Mr Krabs.
    3. The "Work forever" thing... Mr Krabs said "Until you make up the cost to fix my restaurant, you will work for me forever!" That's not him hiring him for good, that's him suing them for destroying his restaurant. Once it's fixed (which it usually is by next episode) the "debt" was repaid and now they're just regular employees again. It's not unheard of for the terms of a lawsuit to result in someone who destoryed someone else's home or livelihood to have to "work off the damages" and the wages they would make are garnished out of thier paychecks by the courts to pay for the damages. Not to be taken literally.
    I was going to say something about the desires, but you mention that unlike Spongebob who not only is a LOT more popular and charismatic (two important traits to getting a job), but also will settle for a lot less, Squidward has high hopes and dreams and likely is aiming really high, like jumping from cashier at a restaurant to the head waiter at a prestigeous gala. He's not applying to places like "mascot at a children's fair" and likely not looking for a position that is the same as where he is like cashier at a grocery store. Plus he knows Mr Krabs and is a friend of his, so it's likely Krabs pays him decently enough and treats him well enough that he knows he can always get work there.
    Again, interesting topic for a video..... but... try to focus more on evidence and less on repeating the points you already made over and over, especially if the points are incorrect or unsubstantiated (again the "Work forever" thing was pretty agregiously false.... to literally assume he said that while ignoring the "In order to make up for all this damage to my store" part...meaning it's a debt, not a paycheck. and again, not every time he "quit" was him resigning, it was just him leaving for the day until the annoyance was dealt with. Only a few times did he actually resign and in those, he genuinely thought he had a better job lined up.) and you'll have some fine videos. Just a friendly tip.

  • @deathtrooper2048
    @deathtrooper2048 Місяць тому

    In one episode, it has squidward struggling to make krabby patties and it's chaos until SpongeBob returns.

  • @LeCad_Osu
    @LeCad_Osu Місяць тому +3

    THIS is a banger. Thank you so much for this theory. PLEASE MORE

  • @Drag-Morningstar
    @Drag-Morningstar Місяць тому +2

    If I got a cent every time he said JOB, I would be a millionaire

  • @theryter1361
    @theryter1361 Місяць тому +18

    Technically
    The SpongeBob movie takes place at the end of the ENTIRE SpongeBob series
    As in
    It takes place when the Series comes to the end
    Steven hillenberg even has gone on record to say that it is the finale of the series

  • @fatalwaffle1715
    @fatalwaffle1715 Місяць тому +2

    Squidward could just move to a new town. Far away from Mr. Krabs.

  • @AlevEjderhasi
    @AlevEjderhasi Місяць тому +4

    10:03 plankton spitting facts

  • @diontaedaughtry974
    @diontaedaughtry974 Місяць тому

    I think Squidward secretly loved working at the Krusty Krab the same way he secretly fell in love with the Krabby Pattie. Spongebob just made it hard for him to admit it. And Mr. Krabs charging Spongebob and Patrick to work there is wild 😂🤣😂🤣 Very insightful, Great video 👍👍

  • @BringBackAngryBirds
    @BringBackAngryBirds Місяць тому +2

    "If The Timeline can somehow be changed, then Squidward could Absolutely Fulfill his Dreams, and I'm sure that "Stephen Hillenburg" wants Squidward to." "Even if he was almost always The Cashier of The Krusty Krab." Also, Mr Krabs used to actually be like Best Friends with Squidward, until Spongebob became The Best Frycook in The Ocean.
    Then, in The Episode Spongebob, You're Fired after Mr. Krabs fires Spongebob. Mr. Krabs covers The Grill for Squidward or so he doesn't have to work other people in Bikini Bottom.

  • @codycarabotta5621
    @codycarabotta5621 Місяць тому +1

    Squidward arc is that he is a hopeless narcissist, and his satisfaction is, well, being idolized and worshipped basically. He cannot stand the stupidity and his biases of Spongebob and Patrick (his only actual friends), yet these horrible neighbors give him exactly what he wants that nobody else will give him: attention, worship basically, friendship, appreciation. But he cant stand them, so he is constantly battling his selfish desires and needs of desire from others, and avoiding the two for his own sanity. We have seen time and time again Squidward is a bonified narcissist, its pretty cut and clear. Mr. Krabs is greedy to the point of only seeing it once he sold Spongebob's soul to eternal damnation in place of his own at his own follies. So on. But ultimately the show utterly lacks world building and consistency, *especially* once you get around seasons 6+. Patrick clearly states in the bad breath ketchup onion sundae episode that he doesnt have a sister. A handful of seasons later, and he magically has a sister. The Krusty Krab is constantly changing position in relation to Spongebob/Squidward/Patrick's house, sometimes to the right, sometimes to the left. Sometimes a walking distance, sometimes longer. Nothing in the show is concrete or consistent and due to this the characters are really the only semi-consistent thing, and even then, again especially in later seasons, they have very different personalities and attitudes based on the arc of the episode. Essentually its come to the point that almost every individual episode is its own individual universe of Spongebob since almost nothing ever makes sense with what has been established in previous episodes. And I can only guess the writers simply didnt care to make the storyline consistent. Its a kids show, meant to entertain after all. Maybe in the early days of Spongebob when the passion was still there, it had more going for it but nowadays the newer seasons versus first few seasons dont even compare. Squidward isnt even the same person. There is also no passing of time in the show. That and other things I mentioned are common in animated shows, and for numerous reasons. But when it comes down to it I believe the creators truly simply dont care to make any "lore" for spongebob (especially now at season 10+ being one of the most famous cartoon for a fat minute). Why dont they care to make consistent lore? Because they know nobody cares. Nobody demands it for the success of the show. People are content with what Spongebob the cartoon was and apparently is (I refuse to watch past season ~8, its lowkey watered down ass compared to the first 5 seasons). No hate to the show, I grew up with it, its an icon, it has life and history and relatability. But the lack of consistency reduces it to simply a passing entertainment. Nothing to *really* get invested with. No long term character stories (except perhaps Mrs. Puff, the hidden wildcard of the show). I love it but these are what I have noticed from watching it as a kid, to now watching it as an adult who still enjoys it, for different reasons and humor taste than I used to. Spongebob and Patrick used to be my favorite, but now Squidward is, except for his entire side of his personality of narcissism. I just vibe with his "leave me alone in peace" vibe. Especially if you ever worked fast food. After 2 years of *that* kind of work, I appreciate Squidward's work attitude now. Because I totally understand it. Minimum wage means minimum effort, and fast food is not a minimum effort environment in terms of you doing things. Sure the food can be minimum effort but your movin fast, ppl are rude and impatient and hungry for that slop often times, its just a melting pot of alot of bad stressful unneeded crap, and very very little good. Doubly so if teens work there, triply so if the manager lets em screw off while making the adults do literally everything except run the window and register. Which is as easy as putting on a fake smile, taking and giving change, and handing a bag to em and answering a question or so.
    Sorry for the rant. Fast food was by far my worst work experience in my life. And it was only 2 years and some change. But it burnt me out so badly. So yes, I became a non-narcissist Squidward at some point basically. lol

  • @Ddanielgonzalez
    @Ddanielgonzalez Місяць тому +6

    Who watches a the theory video at 3 AM?
    The subscribers - OH BOY 3AM

  • @AurediumRiptide
    @AurediumRiptide Місяць тому +1

    I recon Squidward is 'underwater' with the mortgage of his house. We know he even works night shifts at the Crusty Crab which he probably needs to do as he gets minimum wage and Mr. Krabs probably doesn't pay extra in overtime making it even harder. So Squidward is most likely debt trapped and forced into this job working for 60 to 90 hours. I am going on a roll and say Bikini bottom is probably the secret 51st state of the U.S.