Why Can't Squidward ESCAPE his job?

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  • @brandontrowbridge1519
    @brandontrowbridge1519 18 днів тому +3689

    “Why would you work a job you hate” idk I ask myself that at 6 every morning

    • @Im_happy534
      @Im_happy534 17 днів тому +63

      true

    • @gunterandersson
      @gunterandersson 17 днів тому +85

      My answer is "because I wanted to be the funny guy in school"

    • @RandyRooter
      @RandyRooter 17 днів тому +55

      Idk the economy sucks.

    • @DeviledAdvocate
      @DeviledAdvocate 17 днів тому +51

      ​@@yajuu_wrldLol good luck kid. Do you seriously think that most current adults were just like "well I *could* do what I enjoy doing, but you know what I think I'm gonna just spend my life being miserable instead." When they were your age? 🤔

    • @pasta4762
      @pasta4762 17 днів тому

      Most people I met in bad jobs were just stupid but outside of the stupid people there were some who didn't get much of a choice in life which are usually foreigners. Then we have the unlucky few who really did work hard and just don't like it but have to but every person alive thinks they're in that crowd lol

  • @nd.studios
    @nd.studios 17 днів тому +2272

    If Mr.Krabs is bearly paying Squidward but Squidward needs his job at the Krusty Krab to avoid being homeless, I think the more pressing topic is Bikini Bottoms economy.

    • @nd.studios
      @nd.studios 17 днів тому +68

      ~Do what you will with this point of view.

    • @ashleybanks-wm4cg
      @ashleybanks-wm4cg 17 днів тому +162

      But Him moving to the Squid community debunks this because Squidward is seen as a high society member I think Squidward represents a trust fund kid trying to be edgy

    • @ThebestDrywaller
      @ThebestDrywaller 17 днів тому +32

      Reminds me of California

    • @jube8835
      @jube8835 17 днів тому +56

      Either that or squidward needs a job to be eligable for whatever kind of welfare the sea might have.

    • @Medina5Arts
      @Medina5Arts 17 днів тому +67

      ​@ashleybanks-wm4cg That's because the Squid community as a whole is on the top of the Bikini Bottom Social Heinrichy. And Squidward is the odd one out of the bunch as seen with Squilliam and Squidville

  • @tim_the_traveler
    @tim_the_traveler 17 днів тому +1232

    Squidward's life is the greatest mirror of the modern work system.

    • @ghhn4505
      @ghhn4505 16 днів тому +40

      squidward has a really nice 2 story house though

    • @Anon_Spartan
      @Anon_Spartan 15 днів тому +11

      And it began over 30 years ago.

    • @Chungus36000
      @Chungus36000 15 днів тому +38

      @@ghhn4505 2 story house, enough time off to be annoyed by spongebob off the clock, a clarinet and seemingly enough art supplies to make paintings, enough money to own a pet, no gas tank to fill since he doesnt drive a boatmobile and work is close enough to walk to. He even made enough to move to a gated community, he (at least financially) doesnt have it so bad. Not enough to stop working at the KK but enough money and time to pursue his passions. Hes also a slacker so i wouldn't say his work is too bad if it wasnt for spongebob's antics. I could probably keep going but i think this is enough of an over analysis of squidward's finances

    • @metalspinda9594
      @metalspinda9594 7 днів тому +6

      ​@Chungus36000 It also explains why Squidward would have a peer like Squilliam that degrades him like a non sportsmanly rival for seemingly no reason at all. Squidward is likely more the disenfranchised ex "golden goose" meant to carry on an upper class family name higher who "burned out" between him and Squilliam rather than a real lower class squid.

    • @Totallynotafanofyou
      @Totallynotafanofyou 4 дні тому

      ​@Chungus36000 does that make up for the inhumane stuff we see him go through and his outlook on life he may have a dream life for someone else but to him it's a torture hole it also shows the greed of Mr crabs that doesn't mean he has a good life and future if he has a decent financial situation

  • @trulybad420
    @trulybad420 17 днів тому +909

    "Why can't squidward quit his job?" The same reason we all can't quit our jobs. We need the money.

    • @Xegethra
      @Xegethra 15 днів тому +29

      Yeah, to an extent. But people do quit and go somewhere else.

    • @theflyingdutchguy9870
      @theflyingdutchguy9870 12 днів тому +19

      if i didnt need money why the heck would i work at all😅

    • @thebigquack6945
      @thebigquack6945 9 днів тому +18

      The thing is squidward did end up quitting
      Not just his job but outright left bikini bottom and Still wasn’t happy
      I think the real issue lies with squidward himself

    • @UnwantedGhost1-anz25
      @UnwantedGhost1-anz25 6 днів тому +2

      ​@@Xegethra Not everyone, unfortunately. Life isn't a universal guaranteed success.

    • @Xegethra
      @Xegethra 5 днів тому

      @@UnwantedGhost1-anz25 Not everyone, but also not nobody.

  • @ideenlos9242
    @ideenlos9242 17 днів тому +911

    He is depressed, he hates everything. No matter what Job he would get he would hate that to. So working at the krusty krabs might be the best solution since its a very low effort job

    • @sekarmaltum1695
      @sekarmaltum1695 15 днів тому +53

      every worked in food service? now try to repeat the words "low effort job" with a straight face.

    • @ideenlos9242
      @ideenlos9242 15 днів тому +87

      @@sekarmaltum1695 In one episode (dont ask me which I have hobbies) he said that he doesn't want to get fired for to long because then he, and I quote "would have to get a Real Job" with the context being that he would rather keep working in the crusty krap because its easier. I mean he is sleeping on his job 80% of the Time so makes sense I guess.
      Ever tried using your Brain and ask for context before assuming random bs ?

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 15 днів тому +42

      @@ideenlos9242 Well, out of context, he's right. A food service job is very stressful, but being a cashier at the crusty crab definitely isn't as stressful as one of these real jobs. Most of the time, there isn't even anyone ordering in the crusty crab. Although maybe it's more annoying than stressful for him because of the Bob.

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 15 днів тому

      krusty*

    • @agentepolaris4914
      @agentepolaris4914 15 днів тому +18

      ​@@sekarmaltum1695Dude, it is a low effort job

  • @dutchvanderlinde6568
    @dutchvanderlinde6568 18 днів тому +3072

    Drinking game: Take a shot every time he says job.

  • @technician0096
    @technician0096 17 днів тому +955

    “why would you work a job you hate?” ummm… to make a living for yourself?

    • @SamuTheFrog
      @SamuTheFrog 17 днів тому +64

      A lot of folk haven't lived a life where they made decisions out of necessity instead of wants.

    • @nym2259
      @nym2259 17 днів тому +31

      fr bro its very self explanotory

    • @matt11shawty
      @matt11shawty 17 днів тому +3

      @@nym2259nice pfp

    • @gaidencastro9706
      @gaidencastro9706 17 днів тому +18

      As covered in the video, he has quit his job multiple times and appears to have stayed economically afloat every time except in "Can You Spare a Dime?"
      Not only that, Squidward is a chef. He can should get jobs at other restaurants. Spongebob got hired at multiple different restaurants despite his inexperience with anything that wasn't a Krabby Patty, and Squidward can also make Patties when he's forced to do so. He even landed a job as a chef in a fancy restaurant in one of the episodes where he did quit. So there should be little reason why he can't leave the Krusty Krab, a job he hates in large part due to Spongebob.
      Squidward should be able to find another job; the video covers the times he tried and what might be stopping him.

    • @technician0096
      @technician0096 17 днів тому +11

      @@gaidencastro9706 Dude… it was a half assed joke. It’s a cartoon… ofcourse he’s gonna stay there. lol I’m just saying that in reality most people stick to there jobs outta necessity… and even if they find another job, a lot of the times it’s no better then the one they left…

  • @lssjvegeta7103
    @lssjvegeta7103 18 днів тому +699

    "In order to pay off these damages... You two are going to work for me... FOREVER!"

  • @captainbeatdown6254
    @captainbeatdown6254 17 днів тому +264

    i think its just squidward hates his job, but he is so settled in that if he goes somewhere else its just not the same, kinda like how its lame but familier lame.

    • @vibeanddie8926
      @vibeanddie8926 15 днів тому +20

      "better the devil you know than the devil you don't" type sh!t

    • @beebskywalkin
      @beebskywalkin День тому +1

      Felt the same exact way for my old job

  • @TurtleCraftZ1
    @TurtleCraftZ1 17 днів тому +304

    In Big Pink Loser, Squidward says "Well, I guess it's safe to go in now" before putting his hat back on and going back to work. The implication is he doesn't hate his job so much as he hates having Spongebob as a coworker

    • @skydawn4103
      @skydawn4103 16 днів тому +41

      It's not just SpongeBob alone, he also hated having Patrick work along with him as well

    • @Deathtoast509
      @Deathtoast509 11 днів тому +9

      No, cuz in that one episode he said "I always did sorta like you"

    • @sal2975
      @sal2975 2 дні тому +1

      @@Deathtoast509 Aww

    • @BrahmaBull96
      @BrahmaBull96 2 дні тому +4

      I interpreted it as Squidward basically getting himself a free break. Give Patrick his job (knowing Patrick is too stupid to keep a job for longer than 20 minutes) and get back to work when Patrick is gone.

  • @williamsmith4443
    @williamsmith4443 17 днів тому +63

    Fun fact squidword is good at playing the clarinet he is just under water

    • @WispyBlueBricksGPX
      @WispyBlueBricksGPX 7 днів тому +13

      That's actually true in an episode that proves he can play it well

  • @capngrimm3684
    @capngrimm3684 16 днів тому +155

    17 years as a cashier is crazy

    • @Cristian145
      @Cristian145 12 днів тому +2

      *20

    • @sal2975
      @sal2975 10 днів тому +30

      I once new a guy who was a store greeter from when he was 18 until he retired at 65.

    • @seanprestoza805
      @seanprestoza805 7 днів тому +3

      17 years as a cashier is an easy mode in japan 😂

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato 6 днів тому +1

      ​@@sal2975Damn wth, did he tell any interesting stories of the 1970s at least?

    • @imnotactuallydead8890
      @imnotactuallydead8890 2 дні тому

      My old coworker basically

  • @Stimulation334
    @Stimulation334 18 днів тому +239

    You forgot about that one episode squid on the bus. When squidward was a bus driver and that bus driver was the cashier. Mr krabs said squidward was a terrible cashier.

    • @pitgroove.37_66
      @pitgroove.37_66 16 днів тому +14

      I completely forgot about that, but you bring up a good point

    • @lynashmcmash4427
      @lynashmcmash4427 7 днів тому +3

      Maybe Krabs was referring to the social aspect in that Squidward is often in a bad mood when talking to customers? He is the unlikeable squid guy

    • @lotus_flower2001
      @lotus_flower2001 3 дні тому

      That episode was so bad.. season 12 was the last season with anything good left.

  • @Parthornax
    @Parthornax 17 днів тому +182

    I personally think that he's been institutionalized. Like a 30 years prisoner who can't adapt to life on the outside and would rather go back to jail.

    • @ItsBrendo
      @ItsBrendo 12 днів тому +25

      He's completely institutionalized. He's forgotten what it's like to live on the outside. To not be in prison.

    • @d-baer4161
      @d-baer4161 11 днів тому +14

      He tried in that squidward "utopia" and realized he loves his institutionalized ass life lol

    • @moon_fake
      @moon_fake 8 днів тому +2

      I got this reference

  • @phoneguy4637
    @phoneguy4637 18 днів тому +283

    if you need someone for a JOB then get a JOB to become someone who can do the JOB. now get back to your JOB!

    • @tonycorona8501
      @tonycorona8501 17 днів тому +27

      What are you saying?

    • @1000drman
      @1000drman 17 днів тому +22

      ​@@tonycorona8501AHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @33Monkeys33
      @33Monkeys33 16 днів тому +2

      Okay Kamala! 😂

    • @questmcclain5904
      @questmcclain5904 16 днів тому +3

      @@tonycorona8501if u don’t know that quote don’t watch this video 😅

    • @micaelchinatsumaki4446
      @micaelchinatsumaki4446 16 днів тому +6

      @@1000drman Donate to the children's fund? Why? What have the children ever done for me?

  • @hiddendesire3076
    @hiddendesire3076 17 днів тому +85

    1:39 Thinking on it, he probably could get a job at that swanky Ship in a Bottle restaurant they show every so often. He’s a great chef. Even when it comes to playing the clarinet, we know Spongebob had water-warped his by using it to unclog a toilet. Meanwhile when he uses any other “new” clarinet, we see that he is actually either decent or good at playing. Even in the best day ever he has an entire concert hall giving him a standing ovation over his performance, so clearly he can be a great musician. One who, funnily enough, even set aside a VIP seat for Spongebob. For all his hatred of Spongebob, Squidward still had a special VIP seat set aside for him in the front row, as he was always so supportive of his playing.

    • @JJGarcia2300
      @JJGarcia2300 8 днів тому +4

      I don’t think he truly hates SpongeBob, we’ve seen multiple times he gets kinda lonely after a while without SpongeBob

  • @tbeatz1117
    @tbeatz1117 17 днів тому +129

    Me checking if 21 mins flew by @3:58

  • @justoneguy2487
    @justoneguy2487 16 днів тому +71

    Squidward's overlooked character arc is going from burning the krabby patties, fries, and even the milkshakes in the S1 episode 'Pickles' to being as good a frycook as Spongebob

    • @ghhn4505
      @ghhn4505 16 днів тому +1

      Wait since when

    • @justoneguy2487
      @justoneguy2487 16 днів тому +9

      @@ghhn4505 You can see it throughout the video. But one such example is Employee of the Month

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 11 днів тому

      ​@@justoneguy2487one time I remember is when Squidward switch jobs with SpongeBob for some reason I forgot with him being covered in grease but it seems he did a good job since the entire shift he was the fry cook this was post s3 or s4 I think

  • @cameronclark7148
    @cameronclark7148 17 днів тому +49

    Squidward Tentacles has multiple felonies and violent assault charges and can’t get another job

    • @johnmcvey4243
      @johnmcvey4243 16 днів тому

      And like squlliam said he likes to suck eggs.

    • @sal2975
      @sal2975 2 дні тому

      @cameronclark7148 I think it's because he hosted a Squid Game.

  • @soundrogue4472
    @soundrogue4472 11 днів тому +30

    0:32 as someone who is wagie; that is a DUMB question to be asking.

    • @rash-e8u
      @rash-e8u 8 днів тому +1

      Maybe your life is dumb

  • @sage.81
    @sage.81 8 днів тому +23

    I think the reason Spongebob got multiple jobs while Squidward got none was because of their personalities. Squidward is grumpy and lazy while Spongebob is energetic, hard working, and loves his job. Also, being the fry cook at the town's best fast food restaurant sounds better than being a cashier at that restaurant

    • @narutardkyuubi
      @narutardkyuubi 4 дні тому +5

      Yep, especially since Bikini Bottom doesn't seem like a very large place. Everybody basically knows everybody.
      The patrons see a hardworking, if socially oblivious, sponge making fantastic burgers, they'll be willing to give him a shot since he clearly cares about his work. The lump of a squid who is doing the bare minimum to get by...yeah, not that many people would want to be around him, let alone work with him, or even hire him.

    • @sage.81
      @sage.81 4 дні тому +5

      @ Exactly. I think Squidward assumed his experience would be enough to get him a job, ignoring the fact that personality is a big factor

    • @narutardkyuubi
      @narutardkyuubi 4 дні тому +3

      @@sage.81 Yep. There's a reason why a lot of job-search help videos emphasize the interviews. The episode where Squidward was living with Spongebob shows he's very lazy if he feels he can get away with it, and most interviewers are savvy about catching things like that.
      Also, networking is BIG for art-related jobs. You need to be advertising yourself 24/7 by defualt in that sort of field. Squidward hates interacting with anybody, and sadly is not competent enough to pull it off.

    • @sage.81
      @sage.81 4 дні тому +1

      @ No wonder his art didn't get popular until after he died lol

  • @polocatfan
    @polocatfan 17 днів тому +30

    I believe that literally nobody else will hire Squidward other than Mr. Krabs because almost everyone in Bikini Bottom hates him. Pretty much proven in Can You Spare me a Dime.

  • @MrSlimSheaD
    @MrSlimSheaD 17 днів тому +52

    Since when do you give two shrimps about customer service was such a crazy line.

    • @sal2975
      @sal2975 10 днів тому +5

      I'm gonna start saying that now. 🦐🦐

  • @tylerlong5112
    @tylerlong5112 15 днів тому +22

    I think after all squidward’s been through I feel he’s accepted his place. He may still hate his job but it’s not like he’s tried something else, it just hasn’t worked out for him. So weather he likes it or not the job he has is all he’s got.

  • @XperimentorEES
    @XperimentorEES 16 днів тому +10

    Glad you brought up that last point at the end, because the frustrating and depressing thing is, this kind of situation isn't remotely limited to the world of cartoons . . .

  • @hunkofthehill2332
    @hunkofthehill2332 17 днів тому +87

    smashing clarinets promptly after playing bad is an expensive hobby

    • @musicbooksexplained
      @musicbooksexplained 16 днів тому +7

      Is the hobby clarinet playing or is the hobby clarinet smashing

    • @Scott-ul5ww
      @Scott-ul5ww 16 днів тому +2

      @@musicbooksexplained probably both

  • @MrJamiedude
    @MrJamiedude 10 днів тому +28

    Childhood: "i love spongebob, why is Squidward so mean and misrable"
    Adulthood: "I can relate to Squidward 100%"

  • @rynaro88
    @rynaro88 17 днів тому +47

    same reason most of us cant quit. Don't got any other skills, and its the only job that pays enough.

  • @MysticalGoatKnight
    @MysticalGoatKnight 16 днів тому +18

    Honestly, Squidward resonates with a lot of people because he's pretty much forced to work a job he hates since the things he loves to do aren't taking off and finding a job outside of his current one is either next to impossible or requires some kind of years of experience in something. I got fired from McDonald's for missing a single day that I wasn't scheduled for and have been struggling to find a new job ever since and it's been... 9 years.

    • @docsavage4921
      @docsavage4921 6 днів тому +1

      9 years is a lot, you might want to try temp to hire for awhile just to get something on the resume.

    • @tinobemellow
      @tinobemellow 5 днів тому +2

      You can always join the military.

    • @docsavage4921
      @docsavage4921 4 дні тому

      What if he's past that age?

    • @nolifeuno1
      @nolifeuno1 2 дні тому

      Damn I’m sorry that happened to you

  • @brianachim2670
    @brianachim2670 17 днів тому +70

    Squidward never graduated college

    • @dystanysam9896
      @dystanysam9896 14 днів тому +5

      So you don't have to graduated college just to have a job its really who you know

    • @brianachim2670
      @brianachim2670 14 днів тому +5

      @ True but I believe this was established

    • @sal2975
      @sal2975 10 днів тому +2

      He should pick up a trade

    • @SFgamer
      @SFgamer 9 днів тому +2

      @@sal2975 He ain't interest.

    • @Frankieefootballmundial
      @Frankieefootballmundial 2 дні тому

      @@sal2975squidward has gig work as a clarinet player

  • @sudanesegamer7886
    @sudanesegamer7886 17 днів тому +89

    The reason he only works at the krusty crab is because hes a horrible employee. We tend to forget this because of spongebob and mr krabs, but he's always sleeping on the job and being unfriendly to customers. Normally, he could get a job anyway, but he doesnt hide this either

    • @darksideofevil13
      @darksideofevil13 17 днів тому

      I don't recall Squidward ever sleeping on the job.

    • @mikeval1525
      @mikeval1525 17 днів тому +14

      @@darksideofevil13we seen this in multiple episodes.

    • @trulybad420
      @trulybad420 17 днів тому +28

      He doesn't get payed enough. Might as well let him sleep because the bikini bottomers are terrible people themselves. Spongebob is a terrible neighbor, Mr. Krabs is a cheapskate. And he has gotten a job before but Mr. Krabs begged for him back because he has no one else.

    • @Dragwlya777
      @Dragwlya777 16 днів тому +12

      Mr. Krabs doesn't pay him well, he uses him, he has to work sometimes 24hours the day. I mean i can see why he acts disinterested in the job.

    • @darksideofevil13
      @darksideofevil13 16 днів тому

      @@mikeval1525 Such as? I can't remember any.

  • @DarkAngel55x55
    @DarkAngel55x55 17 днів тому +13

    Lets be real. Squidward has jorrible customer serivce, is lazy, rude, and always late. Mr. Krabs is actually being nice by keeping him. Hed never be able to work anywhere else

  • @Mackyo_15
    @Mackyo_15 17 днів тому +26

    Wouldnt canned bread be more expensive than normal bread because of the metal used

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 16 днів тому +7

      and is an actual thing: it’s called brown bread, a molasses based sweet bread

    • @sal2975
      @sal2975 10 днів тому +1

      I thought it was called astronaut bread.

  • @HiggzWasHere
    @HiggzWasHere 17 днів тому +36

    Consider yourself lucky you were never in a position where you need to work a job that you hate with every fiber of your being to survive.

  • @ChaddyFantome
    @ChaddyFantome 17 днів тому +62

    Squidward is a terrible employee with a terrible attitude, and Mr. KRABS IS THE ONLY PERSON that will take him because he's such a cheapskate.

    • @MagicCookieGaming
      @MagicCookieGaming 17 днів тому +8

      @@ChaddyFantome this is probably the best answer

    • @trulybad420
      @trulybad420 17 днів тому +13

      I mean, do you expect him to have a good attitude? With annoying customers, annoying coworker, and a cheapskate boss?

    • @alphamoonman
      @alphamoonman 17 днів тому +2

      @@trulybad420 Not to mention a boyfriend that tried to ruin his life because they fell out.

    • @MagicCookieGaming
      @MagicCookieGaming 16 днів тому +5

      @@alphamoonman boyfriend?

    • @alphamoonman
      @alphamoonman 16 днів тому +3

      @MagicCookieGaming Look up squiliam theory

  • @MossyDawn
    @MossyDawn 17 днів тому +12

    Not sure about canned bread being low quality. Squidward seemed pretty excited like it was a rare find when he saw it.

  • @sekarmaltum1695
    @sekarmaltum1695 15 днів тому +8

    I WAS SQUIDWARD FOR THE PAST 15 MONTHS
    -am german, so punctuality is sacred
    -5 before is late
    -15 minutes before is "on time"
    -yet due to personal issues, i often was consistently 5-15 minute late
    -yet they kept me around since they were 1.) understaffed and 2.) needed a punching bag and general scapegoat.
    :D it was hell, and i curse the families of the people involved

  • @professormadlad7773
    @professormadlad7773 17 днів тому +14

    To be honest in my opinion the show writers are being too mean spirited to Squidward.

  • @knuxboy04
    @knuxboy04 18 днів тому +64

    I love your Spongebob videos but one point of criticism is you're repeating of certain words a lot of times. Otherwise, the quality of your content is amazing and id love to see more of what you're channel has in store for the future

    • @idontknow5468
      @idontknow5468 17 днів тому +19

      Nah Him saying Job a million times is Peak

    • @RandyRooter
      @RandyRooter 17 днів тому

      ​@@idontknow5468Some would say otherwise.

    • @grandmastermud
      @grandmastermud 17 днів тому +6

      That's because the video is written by AI, silly

    • @xxfaith_orxuttxx4824
      @xxfaith_orxuttxx4824 17 днів тому

      That’s a good compliment sandwich

    • @RandyRooter
      @RandyRooter 17 днів тому

      @@grandmastermud Is that why his videos suck a**?

  • @megah6201
    @megah6201 21 годину тому +1

    10:06 i mean even mr crab doesn't remember the formula.

  • @frankelkel6444
    @frankelkel6444 10 днів тому +4

    I can relate. I feel the same way. As a kid i used to laugh at Squidward. But now i understand.

  • @slaywee
    @slaywee 6 днів тому +7

    “Why would you work a job you hate”
    Me: Simple, i need money and no there are no other jobs in market and i got this job after 2 years of searching so yea

    • @blackice7050
      @blackice7050 День тому

      You know what is more important than money , heath
      My older brother had a job , and he got paid 18K a month, but he quit it because it was a mess
      He didn't eat or sleep , and he was depressed all the time
      So, clinging into the same job for 20 years without a raise or promotion or even finding a better or alternative career to make money makes you a bigger loser than already are
      Sure, everyone is struggling with economic issues, and finding jobs isn't easy, but just to hang into a job you hate for two decades just because you are broke or lazy is so sad

  • @phacey4444
    @phacey4444 17 днів тому +10

    One of the few times squidward actually quits, he gets a job at another restaurant, also several of the times squidward quits, the krusty krab changes in significant ways, in some cases not being a restaurant anymore, it's possible that despite what he says he likes working at restaurants, maybe he's even hoping for a promotion of some kind

  • @leong9184
    @leong9184 17 днів тому +8

    I think because squid ward is inherently lazy, shown in the episode where he mooched off SpongeBob. And the Krusty krab, while paying the bare minimum, allows squid ward to get away with many things without the consequence of losing his job

  • @kaiserknuckle9261
    @kaiserknuckle9261 16 днів тому +8

    I think everyone works a job they hate at some point and sometimes things outside our control prevent us from leaving them

  • @RayAkuma
    @RayAkuma 17 днів тому +14

    He can't because his name is Squidward not Quitward

  • @buddyzilla4557
    @buddyzilla4557 17 днів тому +5

    I think the first example can be explained by where he is when Patrick runs out. Squidward had no real intention of quitting. He knew Patrick wouldn't be able to stick around long and just did not want to be there for that period of chaos. He could have gone home to read his paper (or make art, I dont know why you say he has nothing better to do when we know he has a bunch of hobbies he likes..) but he stayed just outside the building. He was litterally just leaned agaisnt the sign post and reading the paper to wait for the Patrick nonesense to run its coarse.

  • @BerylLx
    @BerylLx 15 днів тому +7

    Wait....
    Squidward is the Van Gogh of the Ocean?
    Unbelievable.

  • @Real_Moon-Moon
    @Real_Moon-Moon 17 днів тому +25

    Have you been to America? It is either a crappy job that barely pays the bills, or homelessness. You can't simply just get a better job. I should know because I was forced to leave my job and have struggled finding a new one.

    • @ghhn4505
      @ghhn4505 16 днів тому +4

      Skill issue

    • @SFgamer
      @SFgamer 9 днів тому

      " It is either a crappy job that barely pays the bills, or homelessness."
      Too narrow.
      Start a business, have side hustles, etc. Get on gov't assistance.

    • @Real_Moon-Moon
      @Real_Moon-Moon 9 днів тому

      @@SFgamer
      The only side hustle are the pills :\.

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp 5 днів тому +2

      ​@@SFgamer"start a business, have a side hustle, go on assistance"
      So... Get a job, get a second job, mooch.

    • @Hamzaben710
      @Hamzaben710 3 години тому

      @SFGamer get out of here, Anarcho-capitalist

  • @megah6201
    @megah6201 21 годину тому +1

    10:20 the most important question is why squidward is the successor. Why not his daughter.

  • @tropixi5336
    @tropixi5336 17 днів тому +13

    "just cause you can cook dont make you a chef"

  • @LeCad_Osu
    @LeCad_Osu 17 днів тому +3

    THIS is a banger. Thank you so much for this theory. PLEASE MORE

  • @DeltaBlazin
    @DeltaBlazin 16 днів тому +4

    In recent episodes he says that "he works there ironically."
    Yeah, that checks out.

  • @JO-iv7tl
    @JO-iv7tl 6 днів тому +1

    Squidward was promised his own krusty krab franchise to which he never gets. From both krusty using it as a lure to keep an overqualified employee around and squidwards self sabotage.

  • @Trailbreaker3966
    @Trailbreaker3966 17 днів тому +5

    I like this theory and two things that might actually help it
    There’s several episodes. I don’t remember which ones in which Mr. Krabs mentions Squidward contract
    Another thing is that SpongeBob might have escaped the whole forever thing in squid on strike because as far as we know from Pretty patty he may still own the Krusty Krab, thus giving SpongeBob leniency anytime he destroys the Krusty Krab. Yes Krabs probably still owns the rights to the franchise and all but SpongeBob at the very least owns the building as far as we know.

  • @Braydopotato
    @Braydopotato 8 днів тому +3

    Squidward deserves better. He is always being bullyed

  • @IndigoApocalypse2051
    @IndigoApocalypse2051 17 днів тому +9

    7:45 I think the jobs SpongeBob got were not real jobs, explaining how he got them.

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 4 дні тому +1

    Can't escape his job yet has a community college named after him.

  • @materadics5368
    @materadics5368 17 днів тому +67

    "Canned Bread" is a euphemism for alcohol, beer is canned bread.

  • @MrGatsu
    @MrGatsu 4 дні тому

    At first I didn’t like squidward, but then when you grow up you find Squidward as the most relatable character.

  • @dogcat823
    @dogcat823 17 днів тому +4

    One thing I think you missed is Squilliam is many episodes Squilliam went out of his way to make Squidward life worse so I believe it possible the Squilliam pays the other business in bikini bottom not to hire Squisward so he be stuck at a job he hates

  • @MarioMastar
    @MarioMastar 17 днів тому +7

    Interesting topic for a video....but you're really forcing us viewers to fill in a lot of blanks for you in the first 5 minutes of the video...
    for one: Squidward didn't ACTUALLY quit on the moments where he "came right back", he kind of knew the situation was temporary and only quit for the day. Hence him waiting outside and walking back in when the issue was finally gone.
    2. He doesn't really "Hate" his job. He just prefers to do something bigger and better, but a job is income and this is kind of the best he can do. He admits several times he loves his job and only really quits when he feels he has a better opportunity (and is seriously convinced) or when something (Spongebob usually) annoys him so much he feels being homeless is better than putting up with the issue, but again, once the issue is gone, he goes right back. He actually thought Spongebob wouldn't be qualified when he was first hired and was pretty buddy buddy with Mr Krabs.
    3. The "Work forever" thing... Mr Krabs said "Until you make up the cost to fix my restaurant, you will work for me forever!" That's not him hiring him for good, that's him suing them for destroying his restaurant. Once it's fixed (which it usually is by next episode) the "debt" was repaid and now they're just regular employees again. It's not unheard of for the terms of a lawsuit to result in someone who destoryed someone else's home or livelihood to have to "work off the damages" and the wages they would make are garnished out of thier paychecks by the courts to pay for the damages. Not to be taken literally.
    I was going to say something about the desires, but you mention that unlike Spongebob who not only is a LOT more popular and charismatic (two important traits to getting a job), but also will settle for a lot less, Squidward has high hopes and dreams and likely is aiming really high, like jumping from cashier at a restaurant to the head waiter at a prestigeous gala. He's not applying to places like "mascot at a children's fair" and likely not looking for a position that is the same as where he is like cashier at a grocery store. Plus he knows Mr Krabs and is a friend of his, so it's likely Krabs pays him decently enough and treats him well enough that he knows he can always get work there.
    Again, interesting topic for a video..... but... try to focus more on evidence and less on repeating the points you already made over and over, especially if the points are incorrect or unsubstantiated (again the "Work forever" thing was pretty agregiously false.... to literally assume he said that while ignoring the "In order to make up for all this damage to my store" part...meaning it's a debt, not a paycheck. and again, not every time he "quit" was him resigning, it was just him leaving for the day until the annoyance was dealt with. Only a few times did he actually resign and in those, he genuinely thought he had a better job lined up.) and you'll have some fine videos. Just a friendly tip.

  • @henrywaag5916
    @henrywaag5916 17 днів тому +21

    8:32 in many episodes squidward is shown being trash at cooking patties. while i guess you can say he can cook in one or two episodes but in like over eight episodes squidward is so bad enough where he literally puts shoes in the pattys. still love the theory tho

    • @SFgamer
      @SFgamer 9 днів тому

      For plot.

    • @Solbankai66
      @Solbankai66 6 днів тому

      I don't care if it's for plot reasons but if he could cook why the hell has he ever started. We've seen him cook at home.

  • @abuzerdag
    @abuzerdag 3 дні тому +1

    8:04 simple, you just explained it yourself, squidward can cook AND work as a cashier but we have seen how terrible spongebob is as a cashier many times. So if he exchanges squid with the new chef, now he has spongebob and the chef and neither of them can work as a cashier.

  • @Peepimus
    @Peepimus 12 днів тому +5

    “Nobody wants to be a Squidward.”

    • @Frankieefootballmundial
      @Frankieefootballmundial 2 дні тому

      He’s squidward , you squidward I’m squidward are there any other sqauidward I should know about 😂

  • @ErikTheOkapiYT
    @ErikTheOkapiYT День тому

    Somehow, I guessed the events of "Sweet & Sour Squid" & "Krusty Koncessionaires" & didn't even know you added them to the vid!! XD

  • @BurgerBud2
    @BurgerBud2 9 днів тому +4

    Let's be honest, mr crabs has 2 employees, he can pay them more than a yeary salary of a nickel

  • @DanielRamos-dg2qe
    @DanielRamos-dg2qe 3 дні тому +2

    You would think with 17 years as a cashier he would be more than qualified to at least move up to a bank teller. At least then he would get bank holidays.

  • @TeRenner123
    @TeRenner123 17 днів тому +15

    i think Canned Bread is Pumpernickel an black bread very often sold in cans that is actually quit Healthy and Expensiv

    • @MagicCookieGaming
      @MagicCookieGaming 17 днів тому +2

      Or beer

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 16 днів тому +1

      brown bread, it’s literally made in a can

    • @TeRenner123
      @TeRenner123 16 днів тому

      @@bostonrailfan2427 ehm what?
      I dont think we talk about the same food i usaly get bread from the Backer who made it in a Oven

    • @TeRenner123
      @TeRenner123 16 днів тому

      @@MagicCookieGaming the only good Beer in a Can is Guinness

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 16 днів тому

      @@TeRenner123 brown bread is cooked in a can, it’s an old method of making bread and still done in the Northeast US

  • @mangelo1901
    @mangelo1901 7 днів тому +1

    For me my first job was almost impossible to quit, it took me 3 years to finally leave. I hated going there and I wouldn't have any problems to survive 2 years on my own, but I just couldn't. The fear of something new, the fact that I didn't want to think about getting a new job when I came home, or even write the resignation was just too much. I think squidward represents this state of mind, and I'm sure that there are many more people that have the same problem as him.

  • @jacquelinebundala2806
    @jacquelinebundala2806 16 днів тому +4

    If Squidward would Meet Grim from Billy And Mandy they would relate to each other

  • @kiddkush
    @kiddkush 14 днів тому +1

    Rip the bong everytime he says job,squidward, SpongeBob, work, mr krabs

  • @AlevEjderhasi
    @AlevEjderhasi 13 днів тому +3

    10:03 plankton spitting facts

  • @minhhoangang2278
    @minhhoangang2278 День тому

    I'm all grown up now and I really understand how Squidward feels when he has to work in desperation. I can't believe I hated him when I was a kid.

  • @ogfire6
    @ogfire6 18 днів тому +4

    I think Mr. Krabs was just taking the opportunity to have a break from SpongeBob for a day so then Squidward and Mr. Krabs can feel a little less stressed. They are also the same people that left the bikini bottom for weeks to stay away from SpongeBob. Plus the rest of the Bikini Bottom residents joined.

  • @ceoatcrystalsoft4942
    @ceoatcrystalsoft4942 15 днів тому

    Dude needs more energy while talking but I like he went in-depth and did not take the easy way out. He really dug into the lore and made a great episode

  • @LexNoxus
    @LexNoxus 17 днів тому +6

    “Why would you work a job that you hate?”
    Everybody does what they hate for money, then use the money to do the things they love.

  • @IndigoApocalypse2051
    @IndigoApocalypse2051 17 днів тому +5

    2:53 Squid will quit his job again in an upcoming episode "Upward".

  • @HiraethVagabond
    @HiraethVagabond 11 днів тому +2

    Mr. Krabs can't be paying him that badly if he can afford a house on his wages

  • @ahypernova4219
    @ahypernova4219 16 днів тому +6

    Squidward being payed next to nothing doesn't add up because of his cost of living. We know Squidward owns his house, as we see he has the deed in skill crane. Even if he payed off his mortgage and doesn't pay taxes his house does still has full utility services. So we can deduce that Squidward is middle class if not upper middle class. So my theory is that while Squidward is being payed a good wage, He's still a good compromise of cost and security. For even if Squidward is getting a six figure salary this is still a low overhead for the Krusty Krab, as he's only 1 of 2 employees. Combine this with Krabs having the most successful restaurant in the known aquatic world and we're looking and Krabs being a multimillionaire. Squidward is also good at deductive reasoning, unlike most of bikini bottom residents who are portrayed as airheads. For he's the first person to discover plankton scheme in the first movie. This would be invaluable to Mr Krabs for when his restaurant is being assaulted by plankton and other thieves. Where Spongebob is the physical line of defense, Squidward is the logical line. Picking up on deception and underhanded tactics. This is likely why he was chosen as the manager for the Krusty Krab 2, for he's the only person Krab trusts with keeping his money secure. And since everyone hates Squidward Mr Krabs doesn't have to pay him anymore than he has to. For while Squidward is payed around 70-120k annually, anyone else as smart or smarter than hims would ask for about 200k+ (remember krabs only has 2 employees and has made hundred of thousands in a single day) so Squidward, despite hating his occupation, is currently working a job is designed for someone like him.

    • @docsavage4921
      @docsavage4921 6 днів тому

      He probably gets some form of assistance, either that or he gets insane hours and makes as much as someone working a regular job while Basically living at work.

    • @Steven9567
      @Steven9567 4 дні тому

      @@docsavage4921 or their very little taxes or were over thinking this

  • @UnwantedGhost1-anz25
    @UnwantedGhost1-anz25 6 днів тому +1

    The Gods won't ever allow Squidward to leave. For the same reasons why SpongeBob SquarePants will never be cancelled.

  • @Luxord5294
    @Luxord5294 14 днів тому +9

    Because Squidward is a Self-Absorbed Narcissist, who is just self-aware enough to know no other boss will put up with his BS and hates that fact.

  • @PrinzPapiertuete
    @PrinzPapiertuete День тому

    We are talking about Spongebob... Your background music makes me feel like it's a mystery crime thriller!

  • @adammorris3580
    @adammorris3580 17 днів тому +3

    So Squidward is Bikini Bottom's Vincent Van Gogh.

  • @Venom3254
    @Venom3254 15 днів тому +1

    That's dark, he finally gets appreciated and famous after death

  • @theryter1361
    @theryter1361 17 днів тому +18

    Technically
    The SpongeBob movie takes place at the end of the ENTIRE SpongeBob series
    As in
    It takes place when the Series comes to the end
    Steven hillenberg even has gone on record to say that it is the finale of the series

  • @Jarett..
    @Jarett.. 7 днів тому

    Honestly I’m excited that this video got half a million views in 2 weeks and the owner only had a few thousand subs, this is true youtube

  • @jivanhoyt6520
    @jivanhoyt6520 17 днів тому +3

    squidward has black mold growing on his brain slowly being eaten.

  • @UndeadFool
    @UndeadFool 5 днів тому +2

    When I need a JOB done I get someone with a JOB to do that JOB!

  • @janice990
    @janice990 17 днів тому +6

    was this video made with ai

  • @manuel.camelo
    @manuel.camelo 3 дні тому +1

    Because Squidward pays $ 4000 dollars a month for the rent of his house.

  • @Ddanielgonzalez
    @Ddanielgonzalez 18 днів тому +6

    Who watches a the theory video at 3 AM?
    The subscribers - OH BOY 3AM

  • @antoniotejera2303
    @antoniotejera2303 3 дні тому +1

    Did I rely just watched a 20 min video on why Squidward can't leave his job?

  • @BringBackAngryBirds
    @BringBackAngryBirds 17 днів тому +2

    "If The Timeline can somehow be changed, then Squidward could Absolutely Fulfill his Dreams, and I'm sure that "Stephen Hillenburg" wants Squidward to." "Even if he was almost always The Cashier of The Krusty Krab." Also, Mr Krabs used to actually be like Best Friends with Squidward, until Spongebob became The Best Frycook in The Ocean.
    Then, in The Episode Spongebob, You're Fired after Mr. Krabs fires Spongebob. Mr. Krabs covers The Grill for Squidward or so he doesn't have to work other people in Bikini Bottom.

  • @ziqi92
    @ziqi92 4 дні тому +1

    Squidward’s biggest flaw is his narcissism. Multiple episodes make it clear that Squidward cares more about public fame and adoration than any kind of passion for art, performing or visual, even willing to engage in fraud for it. Further exacerbating this is Squidward’s condescending nature despite his genuinely low social and economic status. I imagine that Squidward’s narcissism makes it impossible for him to find literally any other job when interviewing. The other residents of Bikini Bottom probably find him as insufferable as Squidward finds Spongebob.

  • @yoboimclovin4781
    @yoboimclovin4781 17 днів тому +3

    Dude is trying to explain basic life and make a hoopla about it🤦🤦

  • @fatalwaffle1715
    @fatalwaffle1715 16 днів тому +2

    Squidward could just move to a new town. Far away from Mr. Krabs.

  • @subjectc7505
    @subjectc7505 17 днів тому +19

    The things we hate sometimes is the thing that's helping you.

  • @thomaswest2583
    @thomaswest2583 15 днів тому +2

    I think Squidward knows most the recipe of the Krabby patties. But the secret sauce, he doesn't know how it is made. I don't think even Spongebob knows how the sauce is made. Krabs makes the secret sauce himself and keeps it in stock at the Krusty Krab. Which is actually pretty smart it means his employees can never learn the full recipe unless Mr Krabs himself wants them to. Are unless they managed to steal it. Which neither Spongebob or Squidward have any interest in doing.
    Its actually a pretty clever strategy to use to keep his recipe safe. His employees know enough to make burgers and keep the resturaunt running, but not enough to make them from scratch.

  • @AlexsAdventures-j4s
    @AlexsAdventures-j4s 17 днів тому +13

    You need money even if you hate the job