Fallout NV: Mr. House's Reaction to Cannibalism!

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  • @TheNeXusCore9032
    @TheNeXusCore9032  4 роки тому +788

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    • @rachetult4186
      @rachetult4186 4 роки тому +6

      Sure, il try to help

    • @kosenkovpeter5702
      @kosenkovpeter5702 4 роки тому +4

      Appreciate the irony, good sir.

    • @Theviewerdude
      @Theviewerdude 4 роки тому +8

      Wtf, why?

    • @kosenkovpeter5702
      @kosenkovpeter5702 4 роки тому +1

      @@Theviewerdude a thousand and one call to get fornicated. For once, youtube decided to pay back in his own coin. Quite literally so)

    • @Chrypsis
      @Chrypsis 4 роки тому +3

      That fucking blows

  • @PlebNC
    @PlebNC 7 років тому +16348

    House: "I authorise you to deal with them anyway you see fit." Me: "Can I eat them?" House: "..."

    • @ihatenwo
      @ihatenwo 6 років тому +2540

      House : well its not against your contract..

    • @thuledragon6663
      @thuledragon6663 6 років тому +1346

      House: what is wrong with all of you....

    • @nazghoul6664
      @nazghoul6664 4 роки тому +91

      I sure as Hell did! 😂

    • @IcarusPanopticon
      @IcarusPanopticon 4 роки тому +542

      House - "...Listen here you little shit"

    • @AimlessSavant
      @AimlessSavant 4 роки тому +356

      "I work with savages..."

  • @DaGrox94
    @DaGrox94 7 років тому +19260

    I like how instead of being disgusted or horrified he's just like:
    "Oh, AGAIN with this?"

    • @cajhonson44
      @cajhonson44 7 років тому +382

      Lisa the painful goooooooooooooooooooood

    • @dubbernaut69epicstyle
      @dubbernaut69epicstyle 7 років тому +115

      Raidey Brad did nothing wrong

    • @keemstarkreamstar7069
      @keemstarkreamstar7069 7 років тому +34

      I couldn't think of a name Rando did nothing wrong

    • @anonimo2932
      @anonimo2932 7 років тому +262

      he is the type of people that: "i don't care until you don't cause me trouble"

    • @aqualitymeme9476
      @aqualitymeme9476 7 років тому +209

      This is the third time this week, damnet!

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 4 роки тому +6890

    I like how he's basically saying "i already civilized you, and i'm too tired to civilize you again!"

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 4 роки тому +439

      "I'm too old and too withered and too damn dependent on machines to unnaturally extend my life to do this shit again!"

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 4 роки тому +150

      @@windowsxseven Have you seen the actual Mr. House? Dude looks like a human-shaped stick of beef jerky.

    • @windowsxseven
      @windowsxseven 4 роки тому +134

      @@vsgfilmgroup I don't think it's unnatural because our intelligence is also a product of nature... thus whatever technology mankind comes up with is, by consequence, natural

    • @ominouspigeonmaster1571
      @ominouspigeonmaster1571 3 роки тому +89

      @@windowsxseven The definition of natural, according to the online dictionary is: "existing in or derived from nature; not made or caused by humankind."
      Which I think is interesting, in many ways; because I agree with you on the technicalities.
      Pure speculation but perhaps rejection of advanced sciences, as a deemed perversion of nature, are where the words context originally comes from.
      Could also be that viewing our brain as a product of nature makes our own choices and thoughts feel preordained. I dunno, but I think our use of the word says something about the human psyche.

    • @sibanbgd100
      @sibanbgd100 3 роки тому +26

      @@ominouspigeonmaster1571 at the same time humans think themselves worse and better than nature.
      While we are just a part of it

  • @electronkaleidoscope5860
    @electronkaleidoscope5860 7 років тому +10700

    "Hey Mr.House, your prized restaurant is being run by murderous cannibals."
    "Oh gosh darn it, they violated the contract!"

    • @Firepowered
      @Firepowered 7 років тому +720

      "Consarn it, I specifically requested the *opposite* of this."

    • @vincegalila7211
      @vincegalila7211 4 роки тому +256

      You have my permission to Slaughter the entire Casino Staff.

    • @jerrodshack7610
      @jerrodshack7610 4 роки тому +231

      Peak libertarianism

    • @combineeliteunit8769
      @combineeliteunit8769 4 роки тому +25

      I read this in MoistCritikal’s voice

    • @FireurchinProductionsByzantium
      @FireurchinProductionsByzantium 4 роки тому +49

      When the law enforcement doesn't exist, contracts are the only way to enforce it

  • @Waspinator1998
    @Waspinator1998 6 років тому +5506

    "Is it really so hard not to engage in cannibalism?"
    That is a quote you thought you would never hear until you've already heard it.

    • @zeon6491
      @zeon6491 3 роки тому +8

      No replies yet. Huh.

    • @nome9752
      @nome9752 3 роки тому +2

      it really is

    • @Aperki2010
      @Aperki2010 3 роки тому +8

      I don't sit around thinking of things I might never hear.

    • @Waspinator1998
      @Waspinator1998 3 роки тому +11

      @@Aperki2010 You should try it sometime.

    • @Aperki2010
      @Aperki2010 3 роки тому +8

      @@Waspinator1998 I worry I'd be here forever.

  • @AlanatorTheGreat
    @AlanatorTheGreat 6 років тому +5239

    "What else did you want to discuss?"
    "[Cannibal] I kinda joined the feast..."

    • @TheDanishGuyReviews
      @TheDanishGuyReviews 6 років тому +80

      Feels I understood that reference!

    • @sebas8225
      @sebas8225 6 років тому +39

      Mr. House pukes

    • @MeepChangeling
      @MeepChangeling 5 років тому +186

      "Why?"
      "So I could poison the toast and watch from a first row seat."
      "... I'm glad you're content working for me."

    • @mat8791
      @mat8791 4 роки тому +75

      House:Why would you do this? *sigh*, i said deal with them not engage in their breach of contract.

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 4 роки тому +36

      @@sebas8225
      Mr House: Ah, dang it. It's all on the inside of my sterilised tank :(

  • @samjarrett5017
    @samjarrett5017 4 роки тому +3253

    Since cannibalism violates their contract that implies that Mr' House puts a clause in is contracts explicitly forbidding cannibalism.
    Mr' House's contracts must be a wild read.

    • @evilandstuff1896
      @evilandstuff1896 4 роки тому +561

      He probably knew they used to eat people before house employed them

    • @combinecommando001
      @combinecommando001 3 роки тому +519

      @@evilandstuff1896 He definitely knew, hence why this was part of the contract, hell, the whole reason why he even selected those tribals to become the "Families" was of how closely similar, at least to some twisted degree, to the original idea of their respective casinos. All of it just for the sake of bringing a semblance of pre-war Vegas, even if it's all smoke and illusions, it's enough to push House's goals and that's what matters to him.

    • @eduardorpg64
      @eduardorpg64 3 роки тому +156

      Probably the cannibalism at the White Glove Society was so bad and occured so often that Mr. House had to put an extra clause on their contract forbidding them from eating people.

    • @alecdickens1042
      @alecdickens1042 3 роки тому +159

      The casino families were tribals, similar to raiders and such just living out in the wilds or the ruins. Cannibalism was an activity engaged by the tribals that would become the White Gloves. In reforming the tribe, House gave them rules to conform them to normalcy. It's not like this came out of left field.

    • @RezaXGWB
      @RezaXGWB 3 роки тому +17

      There's a theory on why the White Gloves wears mask, that they used to be a tribe of Ghouls... So i guess House tries to make them stop eat people in the first place and be a civilized Ghouls

  • @DrunkenCoward1
    @DrunkenCoward1 7 років тому +1898

    "I authorize you to deal with them in any way you see fit."
    *Proceeds to eat the White Glove Society*

    • @callumh4991
      @callumh4991 7 років тому +146

      It's not in MY contract.

    • @CultOfJim
      @CultOfJim 4 роки тому +51

      I only ate the White Gloves because they wouldn't share Veronica. I had to protect her from the Brotherhood after they slaughtered the Followers, and figured inside someone's stomach was the safest place.

    • @Ethan-ph3nf
      @Ethan-ph3nf 4 роки тому +20

      Jesus christ

    • @CultOfJim
      @CultOfJim 4 роки тому +10

      @The Nova renaissance You talking "dark humor is like food, not everybody gets it"?

    • @SongbirdsLounge
      @SongbirdsLounge 4 роки тому +3

      00

  • @vilotarian
    @vilotarian 7 років тому +6309

    I love how he's more concerned with it violating their contract than he is them cooking and consuming other humans.

    • @victoneter
      @victoneter 7 років тому +1098

      That's what's so great about Fallout New Vegas' writing. Mr. House is the most morally relative person in his world. That's what happens when you live for hundreds of years and you've seen all the things he's seen. You lose a lot of your humanity. You change into something different and you become disconnected with people who have lived much shorter
      Meanwhile in Fallout 4 200+ year old ghouls are still wearing their work uniform from their pre war job like with the vault tec representative

    • @RPDSurvivor
      @RPDSurvivor 7 років тому +510

      This is why New Vegas is so much better than Fallout 4. The writing and characters are really what count.

    • @tristanhunter1361
      @tristanhunter1361 7 років тому +413

      victoneter To be fair, Mr. House is way older than the Vault-Tec Representative and he has been isolated from other people for centuries, while the representative has still had contact with other people. But yeah, New Vegas was way better than 4

    • @serlistogiette4168
      @serlistogiette4168 7 років тому +96

      RPD I think every fallout game is better than 4 I had so much fun in fallout 3 then I switched disks to new vegas ahhh good times

    • @CPT85
      @CPT85 7 років тому +102

      Ser Listogiette EVERY Fallout game? Have you even played Brotherhood of Steel? If you think 4's just a shitty game overall, cry me a river of triple A tears! Go binge play the Zelda CDI games with a Virtual Boy strapped to your face while you get spit-roasted by Superman 64 and Shaq-Fu! There's FAR worse games out there, and if you think FO4's bad than you have a LOW tolerance for what shit really is.

  • @SirSprinkles69
    @SirSprinkles69 6 років тому +5575

    I think House is actually pretty disgusted, he's basically giving you permission to even slaughter the white gloves if you want ("deal with them in ANY way you see fit") he advises you not to do that against the Omertas and even against Benny who has the key to all his plans, The Platinum Chip, because "frontal assaults on casinos are bad for business" but he's allowing it here

    • @totmgsrockxd9900
      @totmgsrockxd9900 4 роки тому +629

      That's because Benny still had the Platinum Chip, and so if House launched an overt assault, Benny would know that House is onto him and would threaten to destroy the Platinum Chip. House knows this full well, which is why instead he employs the Courier to catch Benny, using the element of surprise to retake the Chip.

    • @goldendash1527
      @goldendash1527 4 роки тому +167

      Yeah he even put it in the contract in the first place.

    • @StrangeIndeed
      @StrangeIndeed 4 роки тому +239

      dude, they violated the contract. it's as simple as that

    • @derekmcgillivray2174
      @derekmcgillivray2174 4 роки тому +640

      SirSprinkles is right. Even after the other casinos violate their contract House doesn't order their wholesale slaughter, he's clearly intensely disgusted by the cannabalism beyond just violating a contract.

    • @theoutlander1411
      @theoutlander1411 4 роки тому +94

      @@StrangeIndeed Violate the NAP and get what you deserve.

  • @xxlCortez
    @xxlCortez 7 років тому +3061

    House is the avatar of Lawful Neutral.

    • @hisholiness4537
      @hisholiness4537 7 років тому +188

      He's the posterboy of the INTJ personality.

    • @HawaiiKnut
      @HawaiiKnut 7 років тому +408

      Agreed.
      House - Lawful Neutral: Long term goals. Very effective. Pragmatic. Brutal in achieving his goals but willing to let people live their merry way as long as they follow his rules.
      NCR - Lawful Good: Well intentioned. Wants to rebuild the land into a democratic state, but inefficient due to beurocracy (probably misspelled it).
      Legion - Lawful Evil: Brutal and despotic. No interest in individuality. Totalitarian, but effective in their own right.

    • @fakehax3984
      @fakehax3984 6 років тому +180

      what do you mean neutral, he seems good to me
      he's doing what he believes to be best for mankind instead of just himself and making tons of scientific progress
      also he made the monorail run on time

    • @ExecutiveSonda
      @ExecutiveSonda 6 років тому +231

      HawaiiKnut NCR Lawful "Good"? Yeah, like suffering from massive corruption and supports taking over foreign lands to screw over the natives and plunder their resources. I disliked NCR in FNV, supported House.

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 6 років тому +92

      Executive Sonda tbf, it depends how you see "good"
      We don't get to see how the NRC treats it citizens. If you see expanding your territory as inherently immoral, you won't see them in a "good" light.

  • @robertlombardo8437
    @robertlombardo8437 4 роки тому +698

    I don't blame him for being so calm and nonchalant about it. When you've literally been alive for over 200 years and privy to all of the cruelty and savagery going on in the greater Mojave, there's nothing that can surprise you.

    • @o-mangaming5042
      @o-mangaming5042 4 роки тому +103

      And to be fair, they were cannibals before he got to them. He can't be that surprised about some of them going back to it.

    • @nviolet152
      @nviolet152 4 роки тому

      It's stupid and disgusting how people (and you, f*ck you) even consider it to be a bad thing. Not being emotional, I mean.

    • @nviolet152
      @nviolet152 3 роки тому

      @Paolo Castanon cause the cult of emotions is too annoying.

    • @dunkeykung1162
      @dunkeykung1162 3 роки тому +50

      @@nviolet152 okay edgelord

    • @nviolet152
      @nviolet152 3 роки тому

      @@dunkeykung1162 what an amazing compliment, thanks.

  • @BA-yj5ii
    @BA-yj5ii 7 років тому +2636

    Mr.House not aware of something ?Well that's new.

    • @cajhonson44
      @cajhonson44 7 років тому +74

      Ikr

    • @fangadorawolfen6164
      @fangadorawolfen6164 7 років тому +362

      He does not seem surprised though.

    • @ShreddedSteel
      @ShreddedSteel 7 років тому +109

      " Hey you didn't ask about benny... "
      Then he goes on a tyrade, to make you feel bad for wanting to gloat.
      ... it's like nah bro... there is malicious software made by some person from the followers of the Apocalypse he was using.... but thats ok, guess you didn't want to know.
      GFY.

    • @ES21007
      @ES21007 7 років тому +92

      He actually knows that. When you bring it up he tells you he debugged it in less than a tenth of a second.

    • @ShreddedSteel
      @ShreddedSteel 7 років тому +46

      ... You're referring to the program the member of the followers of the apocalypse has you install? ... i was referring to the program known as YES MAN. which was not made by Benny, but a Member of the Followers. If he does have dialogue about YES MAN i havent seen it.
      ... i'll also add that i hate that Followers NPC out front, more than any other NPC, in any Videogame. IDK what it is about it... it might just be the fact the PC has no extra dialogue for Her. She is one of the main reasons you get shot in the head, because YES MAN tells Benny your info. And.... the PC is too dumb to figure it out?
      Don't mind my impotent rage... It was just really stupid from my perspective, that the PC's story, has him/her fueled by vengeance, and it doesn't happen.

  • @dumbguy64
    @dumbguy64 7 років тому +1522

    *Proceeds to cannibalise the White Glove Society*

    • @vinesauceobscurities
      @vinesauceobscurities 7 років тому +38

      Nothing is tastier than cannibal meat.

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 6 років тому +25

      Apex of the food chain.

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 6 років тому +23

      Live by the sword, die by the sword..

    • @Tyrantk2007
      @Tyrantk2007 6 років тому +39

      Technically not being a cannibal was never part of YOUR contract.

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead 5 років тому +1

      @@vinesauceobscurities Gives you the shakes.

  • @grimm_plush
    @grimm_plush 4 роки тому +190

    when you start eating people but you signed an NAP with mr house saying you wouldn't so he sends a drugged-up courier of questionable morals and sanity to 'deal' with you

    • @clownworldhereticmyron1018
      @clownworldhereticmyron1018 3 роки тому +32

      Courier: No chems in the fort? Oh, these aren't recreational, I need them for my heart condition...
      *Spends entire night huffing jet and shooting med-x*

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 3 роки тому +10

      @@clownworldhereticmyron1018 gotta fight those withdraw symptoms

    • @overlord5186
      @overlord5186 2 роки тому +4

      And then the courier just eats you because he thinks it would be funny

    • @Archedgar
      @Archedgar 9 місяців тому

      *'signed a NAP'* ? Lol?
      Who is this Phour Chen anyway?

  • @ratemal7748
    @ratemal7748 4 роки тому +361

    I'm imagining the scene from Shrek 2 on this one: "Could you stop eating people, FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!!?"

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 4 роки тому +9

      Meme time

    • @johngoht8462
      @johngoht8462 3 роки тому +20

      More like “For five minutes, could you stop eating the guests, FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!?”

    • @sergioamaya3062
      @sergioamaya3062 3 роки тому +2

      MEEM TIME

    • @blazinjaden
      @blazinjaden Місяць тому

      gosh darn those dang rowdy cannibals...

  • @RedFlameFox
    @RedFlameFox 6 років тому +1984

    It's incredible how very well written this RPG is.

    • @christophersingh847
      @christophersingh847 6 років тому +261

      Obsidian have far better writers than Bethesda.

    • @GreebleClown
      @GreebleClown 6 років тому +58

      FirstN LastN Now, if we can just get them to work together...

    • @Renousim
      @Renousim 6 років тому +45

      If you think that's good check out Fallout 1 and 2

    • @HamanKarn567
      @HamanKarn567 5 років тому +50

      Didn't a lot of the original team that worked on fallout 1 and 2 work on new vegas?

    • @TheZombielayer
      @TheZombielayer 4 роки тому +20

      @@HamanKarn567 Yeah, can't remember if they're still at obsidian though.

  • @CrazyConnor2
    @CrazyConnor2 6 років тому +535

    "They're eating people again" "Oh ffs really?"

    • @bubbles784
      @bubbles784 3 роки тому +7

      @C U Next Tuesday Then deal with them ffs.

    • @qExAi5
      @qExAi5 3 роки тому +6

      @@bubbles784 I will, ffs.

    • @bubbles784
      @bubbles784 3 роки тому +6

      @@qExAi5 Good ffs.
      (Exits dialogue menu ffs)

    • @Space_Ghost_Hunter
      @Space_Ghost_Hunter 3 роки тому +6

      @@bubbles784 what else did you want to discuss? ffs

  • @MartianManHunter2258
    @MartianManHunter2258 3 роки тому +573

    Mr House when he hears about the Frontier: "Is it really so hard not to engage in beastiality? My goodness..."

    • @ameliakyle7054
      @ameliakyle7054 3 роки тому +41

      i wonder what Mr House would say if the Minute Men told him another settlement needs his help XD

    • @enclavesoldier5737
      @enclavesoldier5737 3 роки тому +95

      @@ameliakyle7054 “is it really so hard not to just send a different minuteman? My goodness...”

    • @CoffeeSnep
      @CoffeeSnep 3 роки тому +15

      @@ameliakyle7054 "Dross!"

    • @bushwhackedonvhs
      @bushwhackedonvhs 3 роки тому +34

      I was so disappointed to find out the frontier is basically just written like shitty fan fiction

    • @thisisaname5589
      @thisisaname5589 3 роки тому +9

      @@bushwhackedonvhs Saw it coming almost as soon as they announced it, the Reddit was always full of hardcore libs whining and getting constantly political. That kind of thing absolutely annihilates the ability to write good stories. Oh, and libs tend to act like sexual deviants.

  • @FallenEpic
    @FallenEpic 7 років тому +579

    Can we go, like, 5 seconds without eating another human being?

    • @awesomealex4748
      @awesomealex4748 4 роки тому +20

      The white glove society: No

    • @NCRVeteranRanger
      @NCRVeteranRanger 4 роки тому +19

      The courier with the cannibal perk: No.

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 2 роки тому

      @@NCRVeteranRanger Courier: IMMA GOIN ALEX JONES ON THESE PEOPLE! *I WILL EAT YOUR ASS!*

  • @blehh_mae
    @blehh_mae 4 роки тому +203

    he just said "god damnit, not again.." in the most professional/business-based way he could

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 2 роки тому +8

      Give house his due here. He does try to remain civil when doing business.

  • @Kryptnyt
    @Kryptnyt 7 років тому +821

    And then I ate Mr. House. Mmmm, jerky.

    • @Klausinator451
      @Klausinator451 7 років тому +180

      Kryptnyt Truly the breakfast of champions.

    • @kabhes9040
      @kabhes9040 7 років тому +220

      he aged like wine

    • @shadowninja958
      @shadowninja958 6 років тому +41

      well, he's definitely dried out.

    • @shadzep2701
      @shadzep2701 6 років тому +27

      He probably tastes like a raisin made of skin

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 6 років тому +10

      Whelp, off to the NCR now, I'm gonna get me that perk!

  • @eselesser669
    @eselesser669 7 років тому +409

    M'kay Mr. House
    *Walks into Ultra Luxe, pulls out CS-57 Avenger, and massacres all casino employees*

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 7 років тому +31

      I take care of the issue peacefully.

    • @ShreddedSteel
      @ShreddedSteel 7 років тому +55

      Simi... does that mean, piece by piece?

    • @thuledragon6663
      @thuledragon6663 6 років тому +1

      wait is it acceptable to terminate them actually?

    • @ethanedwards3357
      @ethanedwards3357 4 роки тому +14

      @@thuledragon6663 Yes, as they have their own separate reputation from the strip.

    • @talbertobarbossa75
      @talbertobarbossa75 4 роки тому +12

      "Remember, no Cannibal."

  • @SuperHuscarl
    @SuperHuscarl 4 роки тому +75

    "My husband got drunk and beat me last night!"
    House: "That can't be possible... your husband doesn't drink."

    • @zackkelley2940
      @zackkelley2940 4 роки тому +7

      "Who said he did? I pureed the blighter. He got the last laugh though, really did a number on my stomach."

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 роки тому +60

    House : "I authorize you to deal with them in any way you see fit"
    Courier 6 : "Can I mininuke the casino ?"
    House : "Did I stutter ?"

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 2 роки тому

      Honestly if it were me I'd go in pretty low key. No need to make a mess of the place for the next tennants in line.
      That said I would ABSOLUTELY eat the fuckers. I mean c'mon the oven si right there and everything. they're already dead. House said any way I see fit. Totally letting gunterson's kid go. I only eat people that don't deserve to live.

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 4 місяці тому

      House: I don't care if you devour the whole building with them inside, I said 'deal with them in any way you see fit' and I *meant* it.

  • @Ehh97
    @Ehh97 4 роки тому +66

    "YO, can y'all just NOT eat people? For like, FIVE MINUTES?!"

    • @Geoff69420
      @Geoff69420 4 роки тому +3

      🎶 How 'bout I do ANYWAY? 🎶

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 3 роки тому

      @@Geoff69420 And then the mailmain walked in carrying a bazooka that fires nukes "Understandable, may god have mercy on your wretched soul"
      (Bonus points for blatant hipocrisy, cuz my courier has the Cannibal trait nearly every run)

  • @RobertsonIsland
    @RobertsonIsland 4 роки тому +29

    “Is it really so hard not to engage in cannibalism? My goodness...” is the greatest line ever

  • @cr4yv3n
    @cr4yv3n 4 роки тому +41

    "Anyway you see fit"
    **Courier eyes shine with explosive glee*

    • @hadilayyad6147
      @hadilayyad6147 Рік тому +2

      A terrifying sight, I’m sure. Wouldn’t want to be on the other end of the courier 💀

  • @thomasstaples2106
    @thomasstaples2106 6 років тому +190

    fun fact: Mr house is voiced by the legendary, the one, the only, Rene Auberjonois

  • @MinusTheRogue
    @MinusTheRogue 4 роки тому +85

    Courier: Hey mr. House they’re all cannibals!😨
    Mr House: Oh no, that goes against their contract. How unfortunate...

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 2 роки тому +1

      Courier: For the record, they taste like pork.

    • @hagamapama
      @hagamapama Рік тому +2

      Considering that he literally authorized you to wipe them off the face of the Mojave if you wanted to, he's a little more upset than he's letting on.

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 4 місяці тому

      Mr. House: ...Kill them all.

  • @NerfMaster000
    @NerfMaster000 6 років тому +136

    Authorised eh?
    *Walks into Ultra-Lux with Red Glare*
    *”Im here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I’m all out of gum.”*

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 4 роки тому +8

      What if they handed you a crate of gum?

    • @DisKorruptd
      @DisKorruptd 4 роки тому +32

      @@zacharyrollick6169 ah fuck, gimme a minute,

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 4 роки тому +2

      😯...

    • @epion660
      @epion660 4 роки тому +11

      @@DisKorruptd *proceeds to literally eat the entire crate in less than a second thanks to mouse spam and pipboy magic.*

    • @Illitha
      @Illitha 3 роки тому +2

      I'm here to chew ass and kick bubblegum. Yes that's what I meant to say

  • @georgeheld1901
    @georgeheld1901 3 роки тому +8

    The tone of disgust in his voice is top notch voice acting

  • @CultOfJim
    @CultOfJim 4 роки тому +331

    Yes, it is difficult to not engage in cannibalism. That alone was reason to eat Mr. House, the King, and President Kimball- I only had Caesar salad because I botched the surgery and couldn't let good meat go to waste. Consuming the rest of the Legion was more due to Arcade convincing them to try killing me after I sold him. How was I supposed to know he'd get upset when an orbital laser hit Old Mormon Fort?

    • @ranfan1820
      @ranfan1820 4 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @whugnong
      @whugnong 4 роки тому +62

      this comment alone sums up so many of the choices you've made, kill house, kimball, side with legion, sell arcade, get archimedes 2, fail the surgery, eat house, kimball, and caeser. how did you say all of this without directly saying it!?

    • @GachakoiThomas
      @GachakoiThomas 4 роки тому +38

      @@whugnong Eatting the leaders(including the king) gives you a cannibal exclusive perk, if you go for it, it really narrows down your choices.

    • @CzolgoszWorkinMan
      @CzolgoszWorkinMan 4 роки тому +34

      "Caesar salad" Sir, I am slain.

    • @CultOfJim
      @CultOfJim 4 роки тому +29

      @@whugnong Well, I couldn't side Legion after I sold Arcade due to how the faction AI works. He becomes legion after sale, and also being a Follower (whom I nuked from orbit) made him aggressive once he was removed from the player faction. Him going aggro due to me being enemy of the Followers also triggered the tick one Legion off they all hate you routine, as he was both.

  • @battlesheep2552
    @battlesheep2552 3 роки тому +21

    I think House is ready to give up on the White Gloves, he's like "worse case scenario, I get somebody else to run the Ultra Luxe. Maybe the Kings deserve a shot at it"

    • @Karak-_-
      @Karak-_- Рік тому

      I don't think they would accept, or at least The King would not.

    • @OctavioMovies
      @OctavioMovies 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Karak-_- I don't think their consent is asked for or required. To Mr. House all freesiders squatters in his property, if they don't do what he wants they're going to find themselves on the wrong side of a Securitron's laser Gatling gun.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 5 місяців тому

      Maybe not the Kings, because they'd actually try to help Freeside with the resources House would give them.

  • @666sparton666
    @666sparton666 4 роки тому +20

    What i heard Mr. House say: "wipe them out. All of them"

    • @poplops1
      @poplops1 3 роки тому +1

      The White Glove Society: Heesa coming!

  • @PaxJurassicus
    @PaxJurassicus 3 роки тому +11

    *Ten minutes later, the heavily armed Courier walks into the Ultra-Luxe after shooting up enough psycho to kill a Deathclaw*
    “I just got back from a meeting with the boss. He says you’re all fired.”

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 2 роки тому +4

      'Oh he also said I'm eating pretty damned good for awhile. Now then. *WHO'S FIRST?!*

  • @WastelandDrifter101
    @WastelandDrifter101 4 роки тому +125

    Mr. House: "I authorize you deal with them in any way you see fit."
    Courier : "Ight ima eat them then."
    Mr. House: 👁👄👁

  • @RiffNuts7929
    @RiffNuts7929 4 роки тому +46

    House: "is it really so hard not to engage in cannibalism?"
    Me: you'd be surprised.

  • @JT-qw1cn
    @JT-qw1cn 4 місяці тому +3

    I love how they went the route where he did not know of it, instead of him allowing it as an exception because of their wealth. Mr. House is awesome

  • @someoneelsedoit8706
    @someoneelsedoit8706 4 роки тому +24

    House doesn’t care until you violate the NAP

    • @alfrulez2985
      @alfrulez2985 4 роки тому +1

      based

    • @weetzcro9661
      @weetzcro9661 4 роки тому +3

      What is NAP (I'm not native English speaker)? I keep seeing it in the comments but there's not an explanation.

    • @alfrulez2985
      @alfrulez2985 4 роки тому +3

      @@weetzcro9661 non violence principle.
      In spanish it is principio de no agresión

    • @someoneelsedoit8706
      @someoneelsedoit8706 4 роки тому +8

      WeetzCRo96, Non-Aggression-Pact. It’s a term used typically by American Libertarians to Anarcho-Capitalists. It basically means, “You don’t fuck with me or my property and I won’t fuck with you and your property.”

    • @grandmasterhashmixtapemast910
      @grandmasterhashmixtapemast910 3 роки тому

      @@someoneelsedoit8706 Shit, that's almost my life motto. "You don't bust my balls and I won't bust yours", I've always said.

  • @randybobandy4801
    @randybobandy4801 3 роки тому +34

    House is relatively self-contained (lol) and he tries to be a good stoic, to the point of being quite acerbic at times, but at least he is genuinely disgusted by many of the right things: cannibalism, slavery, terrorism. I think with the positive karma type of Courier to help him engage with humanity, maybe even develop friendship, he could be the best choice. Convince him to gaf about Freeside, even if out of rational self-interest. He’s also a lot more reasonable in the cut content; he could be talked out of destroying the Brotherhood of Steel and talked into joining the NCR as a citizen. I’m not sure as I’ve not delved into the making of New Vegas but it seems like House’s ending was either leaning toward being a kind of ethically comfortable default, or a writer favorite (which seems more likely given that fans of earlier games are more likely to recognize and identify with the NCR). What bothers me most about House is that in order to save the Kings, a humble but mostly pretty moral Freeside gang, I have to encourage them to take on the military of the largest nation in the known Fallout universe, to prove their loyalty. But I hate that the NCR requires you to kill House, because he and his Securitron army have so much potential to help humanity. It is such a waste. Looking at the history of war and conquest it’s realistic that even the republic of Humanistan would have a foreign opposition leader wacked rather than draw out negotiations for decades with perfectly friendly reciprocity.

    • @libertatemadvocatus1797
      @libertatemadvocatus1797 3 роки тому +13

      I think they purposely did that because they wanted hard choices instead of everything becoming sunshine and rainbows.
      If you could make peace with the BoS for House or allow House to live under the NCR; the correct choices become pretty apparent. Instead you have to make choices that aren't completely free of unpleasantness.
      I have seen a few people call House a Psychopath, but I have no idea where they get that. He's not sadistic or callous or dishonest or vengeful or even indifferent to suffering. The fact that he has the power of life and death over the entire Strip, yet almost never resorts to force; shows that he's a lot more decent than most people are with that type of power. He's merely looking at the big picture and working with what he has. He can't help Freeside because he does not have the resources for it at the moment, so he's only focused on The Strip. Besides, he's under not obligation to help Freeside as the condition of the people there are not his fault and even that's still better than most of the Wasteland anyway.

    • @mrsnatural2368
      @mrsnatural2368 2 роки тому +9

      @@libertatemadvocatus1797 I honestly think he genuinely wants the best for humanity, in his own way. He certainly wants it to survive. He just has a very specific view of what that looks like, and his focus is purely on making that view happen with the resources available to him.
      Also he's very old and very detached from others, so his priorities are a bit...warped.

    • @DehydratedDarkness
      @DehydratedDarkness Рік тому +6

      House IS trying his best to help humanity (with minimal cost and maximal profit for himself, but still) the good karma ending esentially says that House is proud of the courier, so he is good, at least in his ideals.

    • @flavivsaetivs5738
      @flavivsaetivs5738 8 місяців тому

      You're giving a 200+ year old billionaire who gives 0 fucks about freeside's problems too much a license
      Cannibalism doesn't disgust him, breaking the contract that the white gloves had does
      Slavery doesn't disgust him, the economic problems that it gives does
      Terrorism doesn't disgust him, the deaths who would happen because of the terrorism and the economic downturn it creates does

  • @bernieclinton9572
    @bernieclinton9572 5 років тому +24

    Out of all the tribes he could choose from, I never understood why he chose the tribe known for cannibalism and the one known for betraying people

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus 4 роки тому +26

      Imagine the Khans running a casino.

    • @CriminalizeObesity
      @CriminalizeObesity 4 роки тому +4

      @@plebisMaximus
      So basically the Slither Kin? (Omertas)

    • @SIlverHand_4538
      @SIlverHand_4538 4 роки тому +24

      He had to adapt because the platinum chip wasn't delivered in the right time, which basically left him handicapped and unable to assert his authority properly for over 200 years.

    • @megamike15
      @megamike15 4 роки тому +4

      he only had so many choices. he pick tribes that wernt gonna cause problems.

    • @mrsnatural2368
      @mrsnatural2368 2 роки тому +2

      Beggars can't be choosers, especially when you're forever bound to a single location. He had to adapt.

  • @ShreddedSteel
    @ShreddedSteel 7 років тому +237

    Still a better option than the Institute

    • @bryandacote8109
      @bryandacote8109 4 роки тому +51

      Agreed. Mostly because The Institute are for slavery of sentient artificial life forms. They are basically the Big MT Think Tank scientists but are still sane. Do horrible things for scientific progress.
      House treats the Families as employees. Yeah he essentially bullied them into being civilized, but once civilized, he gave them autonomy.

    • @elgatochurro
      @elgatochurro 4 роки тому +5

      "you wouldnt understand"

    • @wowb1965
      @wowb1965 4 роки тому +1

      The institute is cool, yo

    • @eliezercohengoldberg1381
      @eliezercohengoldberg1381 4 роки тому +9

      Bryan Dacote they are just robots

    • @mixwb
      @mixwb 4 роки тому +3

      @@bryandacote8109 But if you become leader of The Institute you can stop with all the synths and human experiments and use The Institute to help the people

  • @aidanc9396
    @aidanc9396 6 місяців тому +3

    "Mr House, they're eating people."
    "Aw goddammit, not again."

  • @JMcKaySV
    @JMcKaySV 7 років тому +72

    I killed the White Gloves before even finishing the mission, was fucking hard though

    • @alfies11
      @alfies11 7 років тому +13

      James McKay they go so spastic with those canes in large groups annoying as heck.

    • @slimp6532
      @slimp6532 7 років тому +7

      You two have to be joking, they have very little health and I believe no damage threshold killing them is like cutting butter.

    • @JMcKaySV
      @JMcKaySV 7 років тому +2

      depends what level you are doesn't it.... I obviously wasn't too high at the time. was a nightmare.

    • @pooshkin6181
      @pooshkin6181 7 років тому

      Hello There Best part is that you don't lose any reputation on the Strip.

    • @beepbop6542
      @beepbop6542 3 роки тому

      Why? Everyone in these comments acts like killing them all is justified, but 90% of the White Gloves don't eat humans. Moriarty and his crew secretly eats them and the others don't know, so you are literally murdering innocent people.

  • @BubuOwO
    @BubuOwO 6 років тому +107

    Deal with them anyway you see fit.
    *eats them*

    • @levinseve3471
      @levinseve3471 3 роки тому +1

      Nothing in *my* contract forbids an impromptu feast.

  • @michaelm3995
    @michaelm3995 4 роки тому +7

    He’s just like “goddamn it guys we talked about this”

    • @TheAttacker732
      @TheAttacker732 4 роки тому +5

      "That's it, I'm sending in the mailman. May God have mercy on you, because the Courier won't."

  • @sebas8225
    @sebas8225 6 років тому +30

    Mr. House best godamn character in this game!

  • @muhammadammarrasyid5780
    @muhammadammarrasyid5780 3 роки тому +5

    New Vegas : *one of its restaurants has their employees chopping up and cooking people*
    Mr. House : "This will be bad for the economy!"

  • @rowmacnezumi8953
    @rowmacnezumi8953 Рік тому +2

    "Mr. House, they're engaging in cannibalism."
    "Again?"

  • @shed1536
    @shed1536 6 років тому +39

    So he basically says: oh ffs can u not eat people

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms 4 роки тому +25

    I love that he’s acting like it’s someone hanging out with the hooligans down the street.
    “Is it really so hard to not engage in cannibalism?”
    Lol

  • @LegendaryMercDC
    @LegendaryMercDC 4 роки тому +12

    Courier: so they're making 5 course dinners out of tourists........
    Mr. House: how many times I have to tell them we live in a civilized city not a barbaric ruin! In any case they are in violation of contract so deal with them in any way you see fit.........

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 2 роки тому +2

      Courier: *gets out the bottle of steak sauce and silverwear* I am cooking these bastards on their own stove.

  • @oscarbelmare_22
    @oscarbelmare_22 3 роки тому +10

    The Courier: The White Gloves are murdering and eating people
    Mr. House: Aw shit, here we go again

  • @nonames810
    @nonames810 7 років тому +198

    Then u eat them all and tell how theyve been dealt with, in the end u eat Mr.House himself :3
    cannibal playthru best playthru

    • @mist12345678910
      @mist12345678910 7 років тому +12

      Stardust u fat phucc

    • @dweliq2993
      @dweliq2993 6 років тому

      mist12345678910 You won't get fat on meat, protein is hard to digest so you fart most of it out.

    • @libertyprime9891
      @libertyprime9891 6 років тому +2

      GET IN MAH BELLEH

    • @nygeriunprence
      @nygeriunprence 4 роки тому +5

      @@dweliq2993 So we just making shit up now?

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 3 роки тому

      I wouldn't eat House tbh
      Hundreds of years in cryo, he probably tastes like a cold raisin made of skin. That or beef jerky, but do you really wanna bet?

  • @spawnstah7228
    @spawnstah7228 6 років тому +31

    "what? the're eating people? That violates their contract!"

  • @hawaiianshirtguy6168
    @hawaiianshirtguy6168 5 місяців тому +4

    "No I was not aware of this🤬 Is it really so hard not to engage in cannibalism 💅🙄 My goodness😒"

  • @Commanderziff
    @Commanderziff 4 роки тому +15

    Mr. House is actually the best choice for the people of the Mojave, he's fair, (comparatively) he's competent, he has no interest in cruelty, and he's the best with technology. Put him in the drivers seat, and in a few generations it will almost look like civilization again. An ordered efficient society with lots of stripper and blow.

    • @tristinstone4224
      @tristinstone4224 4 роки тому +11

      And not to mention the benefits that he will give you (the courier) for being employee of the month forever lmao

    • @kingbillycokebottle5484
      @kingbillycokebottle5484 4 роки тому +4

      To be fair, I don't think there's that much blow left, house would horde that for himself, just snort it off the glass in his pod/tank/iron lung 3000

  • @xj770HUN
    @xj770HUN Рік тому +3

    House's reaction was perfect.

  • @animeotaku307
    @animeotaku307 3 роки тому +3

    “They had ONE job!”

  • @heybro2305
    @heybro2305 3 роки тому +5

    "I authorise you to deal with them anyway you see fit."
    *Loads anti material rifle light shining in darkness Mysterious Magnum and ranger Sequoia with malicious intent*

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 2 роки тому

      Here I just grabbed a pool cue and ramed it through mortimer's face....

  • @TriptuneRadio
    @TriptuneRadio Рік тому +2

    I like to imagine the courier in this playthrough is a cannibal too and is just sitting there awkwardly

  • @pyrogreg8
    @pyrogreg8 4 роки тому +10

    What a fun boss, gives you complete creative freedom!

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 2 роки тому +3

      He is a very results oriented person. So long as the job is done the how isn't terribly important. Hard enough getting competent help. Why hamstring them with niggling details you don't care about anyway?

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 Рік тому +3

      @@singletona082 Kinda like valve I guess, they want you doing stuff and whatnot but not so much what you actually do. Bad for tf2, good for source 2.

  • @HangOnThereSlick
    @HangOnThereSlick 6 років тому +23

    I was hoping you'd be able to have Mr. House send in robots tbh

    • @tristinstone4224
      @tristinstone4224 4 роки тому +16

      He wouldn’t even consider it because if word got out that they were indeed cannibals then profits and rep of the strip will drop and so he would much rather have the PC deal with it to be more discreet. (Two years late I know lol)

    • @curtisevans8413
      @curtisevans8413 2 роки тому +1

      @@tristinstone4224 Closer to three, I say a year later.

  • @theshiniestmermaidonearth4283
    @theshiniestmermaidonearth4283 4 роки тому +36

    The fact that House is anti cannibalism makes me feel oddly relieved. I sided with him on my first ever play through.

    • @adrenjones9301
      @adrenjones9301 3 роки тому +1

      @@pendantairplane His biggest drawback is his love and preferance for Robots. Its likely that humanity has no place in his Vision of the future, other than the few Agents he elevates to be jared like himself.

    • @MouldMadeMind
      @MouldMadeMind 2 роки тому

      @@adrenjones9301 what's wrong with that?

    • @alpacalover0
      @alpacalover0 2 роки тому +4

      @@adrenjones9301 Someone didn't listen to any of his dialogue.

    • @robertwagstaff1126
      @robertwagstaff1126 Рік тому

      @@adrenjones9301 I dunno. Robots are pretty cool.

    • @Kaipanzer-r2w
      @Kaipanzer-r2w 11 місяців тому +1

      Well that would be so out of character otherwise
      This dude cared so much about civilization and stuff he was willing to commit genocide to get what he want and to be ok with cannibalism.. that’s just goes against his code

  • @ABSolution2468
    @ABSolution2468 4 місяці тому +1

    I can imagine all of his proteges, Benny included, brought it up to him at least once.

  • @namlesszombie9503
    @namlesszombie9503 6 років тому +106

    Mr house is literally the most moral person in the entire game.

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 6 років тому +51

      Namless Zombie I'm not sure what that says about the fallout universe when he's the most good out of all.

    • @LocksAndChains
      @LocksAndChains 6 років тому +41

      I used to disagree since he advocates wiping out the Brotherhood of Steel. Then Fallout 4 reminded me how terrible the true Brotherhood is. I approve now.

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 6 років тому +6

      LocksAndChains wait. The brotherhood is that evil? Okay, what the hell. The enclave and brotherhood seem to be the black sheep of the fallout universe in terms of morality

    • @Jace_Spicer
      @Jace_Spicer 6 років тому +26

      Nathan Clark the brotherhood is four adopts the simple charge of " if it's not human, kill it" also they in their upjumped state feel that no one but them can safeguard technology.

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 6 років тому +5

      Lyndon Nicholls well then. Fuck them and I will never again not take veronica out of the beotherhood

  • @derubermanns1210
    @derubermanns1210 10 місяців тому +1

    I like how genuinely he concerned he was for the first half, and then he was just full corporate the next

  • @sephtis
    @sephtis 4 роки тому +6

    Tells the player "any way you see fit", I guarantee that they will go in guns blazing.

    • @tristanriffle5288
      @tristanriffle5288 4 роки тому

      Nah theyll eat them.

    • @TheAttacker732
      @TheAttacker732 4 роки тому +7

      House is probably expecting that.
      "Violate your contract, and I send in the mailman."

    • @saulesalejos4483
      @saulesalejos4483 3 роки тому +2

      @@TheAttacker732 Never shoot the messenger.

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 3 роки тому +1

      @@saulesalejos4483
      "Seriously. Just don't, ever. I guarantee whatever the hell you do to the goddamn mailman, it isn't worth getting shot with a mini nuke."

  • @therealdommy9378
    @therealdommy9378 4 роки тому +12

    All you had to do was not eat the damn humans Mortimer!

  • @nitroraptor5316
    @nitroraptor5316 4 роки тому +6

    Yes sir Mr House. On an unrelated note I need more ammo for my Tommy Gun.

  • @wojak-sensei6424
    @wojak-sensei6424 Рік тому +1

    "Alright House, what the hell made you think this tribe of cannibals are gonna *stop* anyways?"

  • @TheJadeFist
    @TheJadeFist 4 роки тому +15

    I never noticed before, but Mr House sounds alot like Odo from deep space 9, is that the same actor? presses F*

  • @B463L
    @B463L 5 місяців тому +2

    "I authorize you to deal with them in any way you see fit."
    This man is so disgusted that he's okay with you wiping out 1/3rd of his income.

    • @KiiBon
      @KiiBon 3 місяці тому

      I mean they did violate the contract, who's to say they won't do it again

    • @sleepyguy4237
      @sleepyguy4237 15 днів тому

      Probably to send a message to the other families, what happens if you break the contract.

  • @ZeroTheHunter
    @ZeroTheHunter 4 роки тому +5

    I didnt know about this dialogue, anyway i started blasting the white glove society and everyone died. Was really funny how my karma was growing up faster than an alpha death claw chasing you after being spotted.

    • @beepbop6542
      @beepbop6542 3 роки тому

      That means you are a murderer. You murdered innocent people. Most of the White Gloves don't know about the cannibalism and never eat human meat unless you and Moriarty trick them into eating it

  • @EtherealEmperor
    @EtherealEmperor 7 місяців тому +2

    professionals have STANDARDS

  • @malykoth
    @malykoth 4 роки тому +11

    Ah, good times, good times...I mean playing 'Fallout NV', not resorting to cannibalism...

  • @reganbrannigan3006
    @reganbrannigan3006 4 роки тому +5

    I like how this computer screen has more character than the majority of games, including Fallout 4. Here’s hoping for a New Vegas 2

  • @lie5196
    @lie5196 2 роки тому +3

    House: How did you deal with the white gloves, in the end ?
    Cannibal Courier: I've had better...
    House 🤨

  • @urthofthenewsun8465
    @urthofthenewsun8465 4 роки тому +2

    Considering the New Vegas Families are descended from raider tribes, I fully believe that Mr House wrote a clause about not engaging in cannibalism into their contracts.

    • @tristinstone4224
      @tristinstone4224 4 роки тому

      I believe it was directly at the White Gloves for that part lol

    • @beepbop6542
      @beepbop6542 3 роки тому +1

      The White gloves used to have a whole culture of cannibalism (which Mortimer is trying to revive ingame)

  • @3starperfectdeer233
    @3starperfectdeer233 4 роки тому +4

    It's at this moment The Deluxe is a Hotel California reference

  • @eightdawg438
    @eightdawg438 4 роки тому +3

    STOP YOU'VE VIOLATED THE CONTRACT

  • @MrJustonemorevoice
    @MrJustonemorevoice 2 роки тому +2

    House is Lawful Neutral incarnate.

  • @tehanureaver4299
    @tehanureaver4299 5 років тому +5

    You had ONE job, White gloves!

  • @sammysedore
    @sammysedore 3 роки тому +1

    Got the energy of someone who's dog gets away from the backyard to often

  • @goldendash1527
    @goldendash1527 4 роки тому +3

    Everyone talking about how hesjust concerned about contract violations but he actually seamed to care enough in the first place. Mister house does have decent morals it seams.

    • @o-mangaming5042
      @o-mangaming5042 4 роки тому +1

      Eh . . . not necessarily morals. It's a practicality issue. Cannibalism has to be kept secret or else it scares off most of the patrons. Which is bad for business. It's way better to just not have that secret to start with, so it can never come out. I still don't think House is a bad pick for the Mojave, just pointing out that he's probably doing this as good business rather than a moral stance.

  • @knightofdrawnschooltables
    @knightofdrawnschooltables 4 роки тому +10

    ''I authorize you to deal with them in any way you see fit''
    Me: *"Equips fatman"* Alright! :D

  • @morningnapalm9963
    @morningnapalm9963 4 роки тому +8

    Mr. House being so removed/above the world, that he reacts to cannibalism with mild annoyance.
    Is A Mood.

  • @CherryBoy_y
    @CherryBoy_y 3 роки тому +1

    "In clear violation of the NAP, I authotize you to nuke the Ultra-Luxe"

  • @naylik2562
    @naylik2562 6 років тому +9

    God fucking dammit I love this game and its community. This comments section is gold.

  • @blackmoon2128
    @blackmoon2128 3 роки тому +2

    Every quote from House is a gem. My first playthrough of New Vegas was a House run, and would do it again in a heartbeat, the guy is aweome.
    Felt a little bad for the Kings but, well, what can you do.

  • @CeramicQuill
    @CeramicQuill 4 роки тому +3

    I just realized that Mr. House is Odo from Star Trek. Cool.

  • @gabbreilblue443
    @gabbreilblue443 4 роки тому +3

    To all the people like he is more concerned with contracts then people eating people. Remember how old this guy is, How long he is been around this guy has probably seen everything and can probably no longer be disgusted by almost anything. He is also a businessman for a very very long time violating a contract would be a very very big concern for someone whos been in the business (no pun intended) for this long.

    • @sttate
      @sttate 4 роки тому

      He clearly is disgusted by it, but he's lived through the apocalypse for hundreds of years and isn't shocked any more.

  • @thedonatello1621
    @thedonatello1621 4 роки тому +2

    *Ain't that a kick in the head in g major starts playing*

  • @Green--X
    @Green--X 6 років тому +12

    The Lone Wanderer: Mr. House did you know that The White Glove Society are cannibals?! Mr. House: Damn...
    What else did you wish to talk about?

    • @sebas8225
      @sebas8225 6 років тому +2

      Pretty morbid conversation lol

    • @JacobG2801
      @JacobG2801 6 років тому +4

      Green X The Lone Wanderer was in Fallout 3, you mean the Courier.

    • @unapersona100real6
      @unapersona100real6 5 років тому

      @@JacobG2801 TTW but anyway courrier

    • @JacobG2801
      @JacobG2801 5 років тому

      Una persona 100% real ahhh okay

    • @Green--X
      @Green--X 4 роки тому

      @@JacobG2801 no, I stand by my mistake. Bitch.

  • @cyansuy3062
    @cyansuy3062 3 роки тому +1

    House : "Oh no! Anyway..."

  • @foreverfromhell
    @foreverfromhell 4 роки тому +4

    Professionals have standards

  • @thecoolerjon3506
    @thecoolerjon3506 4 роки тому +1

    I love how fucking disappointed he sounds

  • @phyrricocean7910
    @phyrricocean7910 4 роки тому +6

    The dialog with Mr. House is some of my favorite of all time in a game 👍 Fallout 4 should have been taking better notes...