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“I will fill your lungs with marshmallows” is such an ominous threat
Certainly a "sweet" way of killing someone.
Trufacts: people have asphyxiated from a marshmallow challenge where, you may guess, people saw how many they could fit in their mouth at once. The problem was that saliva alone is not good at breaking down the mallows so... predictable tragedy ensued in some cases.
@@viscountrainbows2857 Truly a horrible, painfully slow way to die.
You do realise the inside of your lungs aren't hollow, it's physically impossible to do that, they're like a sponge on the inside.
@@dextreme7186 See, that's the thing. Imagine your spongy, porous lung tissue getting pushed outwards by the solid, non-porous marshmallow that turns sticky with syrup when it meets the lung tissue.
Now you're drowning in sugar AND your diaphragm is seizing up because it can't move naturally.
"That doesn't look like a dragon. That looks like an obese sleeping parakeet" Lexi 2023
It's a comparison I never thought of, and yet it's 100% correct. Those DO look like obese parakeets wrapped in little blankets.
timestamp?
@@wartanklover67883 8:46
I looked at this comment right during that moment lol.
thank you!
timestamp pls
4:45 That sign is very common in Germany to indicate assembly points/areas in case of an emergency, For example, if a school's fire drill went off, everyone has to go to the assembly point and the teachers can easily count if everyone's there. It also prevents chaotic scrambling all over the place.
Wanted to say the same
Aah! Now the arrows make sense!
Same here in Canada around job sites, typically accompanied by another text sign "Muster Point"
I saw those on my Costa Rica trip for the same reason! I think they were more for natural disasters since we were mostly near several volcanoes, but I never actually asked. One of them just happened to say something like ‘emergency meetup point’ and I just filled everything in from there
20:17 No, Lexi, the original tiles are right there, they just need to be switched. They’re right next to each other.
I was looking to see if someone else pointed this out. I know Lexi is nearly blind but I'd have thought that she could at least see that much.
@@JosephJamesScott she?
@@tanjiajinleroybbss9959 yep she’s a she
Thanks, was looking for that comment
@@JosephJamesScott
Funny how that works, really.
Like a practice in overthinking/overanalyzing that you completely miss out on the obvious.
0:57 I can just imagine the person who restocks the vending machine hiding behind it and hearing confused customers saying the beef jerky is covering the Corn Nuts.
Lmfao
Cackling too
I found a IRL troll!
Lexi I appreciate you for explaining some stuff to us audience that we don't know about. It was fun listening to that.
yeah it was
I agree
5:45 ”some dude” is literally Drake 😭😭
Let's be honest, every time someone doesn't recognize Drake, I'm a bit happier for them.
1:40
The pain of hearing Lexi try to grasp sports, and then more pain when she's still right lmaooooo
For 9:30 yes it doesnt make sense at all but it looks like the website is Crunchyroll. Anime has episodes in between seasons that arent a part of either. Also the English dubs would have a separate listing. So Crunchyroll would makeup random high numbers so it would be clear that it was not season 1 or season 2 but still place it in between season 1 and season 2. I was extremely confusing and they finally just added a setting in the player to select audio instead of having random seasons.
So this is probably the setup:
Season 1 is Japanese audio
Season 32 is English dub for season 1
Season 2 is Japanese audio season 2
Season 32 is English dub for season 2
Season 9 is probably an OVA or similar micro season of short/unrelated episodes
Definetely Crunchyroll.
And that is assuming that Season 1 actually is the first season and not just a pilot.
The easy Fix would have been to add Language tabs and then go by the actual name.
But Crunchyroll has been spiraling to unusabillity since i started using it.
Want to know when a show is airing? Search for the season anouncement because we sure as hell will not tell you on the show's page!
Didn't watch an episode until the very last second? We are not going to show you that there is a new episode until you did or pulled up the show's page!
Wanted to watch a show? Your Watchlist is bugged again, and shows up empty. Try in a couple of hours or try to find it on the homepage because
Want to search for a specific show? The search function will show you everything about it, especially the merch we sell, but definetely not the show itself.
@@carstekoch It has gotten a lot better recently since the merge with Funimation
Didn’t they remove ad supported viewing?
8:58 for those who don't know, Jameson is an Irish whiskey. Scotch can only be made Scotland.
Oh thats cool, thanks for sharing :)
15:44 Lexi casually admitting to breaking anti-trust laws is my spirit animal.
no clue what Lexi fixing mistakes for store workers has to do with anti trust laws
What are those? I don't live in NA
wtf is that
@Airam Over here in the US, the people got worried in the past that companies were getting too big and forming monopolies and stuff. To address this, the government added antitrust laws to prevent too many mergers, as well as companies working together too closely. The idea is that this would keep companies competing and keep prices low by preventing price fixing
edit: clarity
@@Luigi2262_ so that explains why a supermarket here isn't admitting to merge, and when the market they bought is underselling they just delete it and turn it to their own. It's a matter of time until there's no more competence here
at 20:30 i only thought "wait, but like, they didnt lack the tiles, they just messed it up, didnt they. Like, im not the only one who sees dat?"
Yeah I was wondering which tile they could not source.
5:52 even worse Lexi, I think that’s supposed to be a cake
Lexi, you are for real one of my favorite narrators. Such an icon, your voice is cute and calming, and you go over the best subreddits. You are awesome.
Just when I thought I couldn't love Lexi more, she apparently doesn't know who Drake is. And I fall even more in love.
Whoever is doing these jobs needs a raise 😂😂
or get fired
a raise of -$9001
a lower
5:28 needs no explanation
I’m surprised that Lexi at 6:03 didn’t know who drake was cause the cake was that bad 😂
Unlike the watermelon/corn mix at 16:11, the broccoli/cauliflower mix at 21:44 mix somewhat reasonable as they are both cultivated cabbage aka Brassica oleracea. There are at least 21 cultivated variations of that plant. At least 9 are common food stuffs.
10:33 Top box says Tomates
8:19 I have NEVER heard a more ominous threat in my entire life
yesss more lexi narrations, the fact that she actually explains things is really nice, along with the bonus of being trans like me so i can go "oo fellow transfem"
Ah another fellow transfem hello there
slay
As another fellow transfem, I'm honestly mostly just here for the Lexi videos 😂
12:27 - To be honest, I prefer lever-style valves on sinks. It's easier to shut them and with minimal contact. Can just slap it shut with the backside of your hand.
19:08 "Father, I have clicked the book"
Truly appreciate Lexi for saying that Noah's arc didn't judge but his later fandom does. ♥
I thought Noah's ark identified as it/it?
@@viddork brand new sentence?
4:58 that sign is a misprint of a sign used to mark where to gather incase of an emergency (like a fire) in many European countries
6:20 Some may call me an idiot, but I researched this specific problem when it first happened. News articles have been blowing it out of proportions. The hackers got copies of everyone's VAULT. So imagine a bank robber robbing a bank, killing/restraining the employees, then walking over to the biggest set of vaults they can find.
There's one issue.
In both situations, *the person can't open the vaults.*
In the latter situation, the bank robber doesn't have the keys/keycodes, and all the employees are unavailable, so he can't rob shit.
In the former situation, the person(s) has everyone's vaults, but they don't have passwords. So unless you have a REALLY insecure password that they could just guess, you're fine. The encryption that's toughest to get through is not the vaults themselves, but the passwords to them.
That's the thing I like about 1Password's implementation. Your vault's encryption key is secured by your master password and a 64-bit randomized secret key (both of which never leave your device)
12:52 A wild Caddy reference in a Lexi video?
Chuffed. Also I'm gonna have to remember to refer to mangoes as obese sleeping parakeets from now on.
I think I am one of the few who got the reference...
i gasped as soon as i heard that
As someone who also uses a similar KeePass setup on a NAS, a big upvote to you Lexi!
I have mine syncing over VPN+SFTP so I don't actually lose out on interconnectivity to my phone/laptop. Without the VPN credentials however it's effectively air gapped with no open ports or public IP, and that's before you get to the SSH key, KeyPass encryption layer, and finally the TOTP 2FA. It makes things interesting explaining to people that I don't know any of my generated passwords (not even the server itself) and without my own devices there is no means to reach the them. Even stealing a device would just get it remotely wiped and blacklisted from the VPN.
EDIT: For the technically inclined wanting to set something like this up, the VPN is WireGuard based which uses NAT hole punching rather than having to open any IPs or ports.
How could I go about setting up a system like this myself?
0:21 literally the plot of Team Fortress 2
Real
I hate that it took me three rewatches to recognize that
No Patric mayonnaise is not an instrument. 0:47
8:32 yes we have an this is a common thing that happens when we run out of something, we just fill it with something else. sometimes we might forget to change the sign though.
12:55 Okay, THIS one actually makes sense to me. "Disney 100" is the title of Disney's celebration for it's 100th birthday, and then there's an exhibit for each decade within that 100 year span. Not nearly as egregious as many of the others.
2:59 So I presume that there's now at least a couple hundred of these Gold Peak bottles with upside down labels? XD
8:48 "obeese sleeping parakeet" I wish I heard that sentence sooner in life then I did lmfao it made me giggle.
7:28 The architect of the last house I rented had this style, including both the geometry _and_ the mind-boggling design flaws.
5:22
I legitimately thought that was like a really weird propaganda poster saying that America is communistic. That lesson was so bad that it made me think you were spreading a conspiracy theory with layers and layers of weirdness. I was just sitting there questioning my sanity as I asked myself things like "Where does Waldo come into this? Why is there a panda there? What's with the weird pop quiz? I honestly couldn't tell you where Waldo is anymore. I think Narnia is the best answer to that question. I need a Snickers or some Twizzlers to eat while I ponder this."
I’m ded at Lexi’s “Not like that!!!!” Ending the video lololololol
13:17
As a dude who was in the Geography Bee in middle school, as well as a big geography fan, this hurts me. And for it to be seen at an airport makes it worse!
14:33 people at my school do this all the time. Usually it’s just loose enough so random people will turn it around. I don’t understand.
These people had the most simple job and failed immediately. I still consider myself the crackhead of the "trio" but hey, we all need a good chuckle.
Nice job, emkay
0:52 I didn't see the problem at first and then I realized the support beam was significantly further back than I initially thought.
4:50
Thats a sign for the spot where everyone has to gather in an emergency
20:43 Idk if you guys noticed but beside the obviously wrong compass the dinossaur at the right is named "Pterossaur" instead of "Pterodactyl"
It would also need to be pteranodon
Pterodactyl isn’t a real dinosaur. Pterosaur is generic term. Pteranodon would be more precise.
12:37
Give the woman her God damn Snom!
10:11 the reason why there are probably Lemons where limes are supposed to be is because there’s a chance that the limes didn’t come on the truck and they needed to fill that spot with an empty space. Still should have flipped the sign around at the very least cause that’s what we’re supposed to do. Lmao
12:52 was not expecting the random Caddicarus but it got me lmao
Every time I drop a lemon it teleports to England and hits Ollie in the face.
*Cue Bill Clinton stalking you to the sound of the Gaming in the Clinton Years theme*
8:11 no no no, it says EA, explains the price
6:56 Lexi stays strapped!
0:02 Blocked Areas in Games be like:
And somehow the entire area around it is blocked off by a invisible barrier
10:00 I think it’s sorting them in reverse character order? Like, 3 comes before space, so it’s sorting the equivalent of 1_, 23, 2_, 33, 9_.
The sort issue at 9:45 looks like crunchy roll. They have very confusing labelling for seasons and on non PC platforms (like Roku) it can be unusable for popular anime subbed and dubbed into multiple languages with multiple seasons and OVAs.
"I will fill your lungs with marshmallows" is going on my list of Best Threats Ever
12:52 never thought i’d hear that reference anywhere but my own head, thank you lexi 🙏
Never thought that I would hear the reference either. You're the second person I saw who got the reference.
@@davidzea-smith1417 I'm kinda sad she didn't try a Russian accent with that
7:15 No, Lexi...the builder/contractor/installation dude was either drunk, hungover, stoned, or so tired they should not have been using power tools that day. That's all it was.
And what you're describing on your glasses, Lexi, is called _iridescence._ Sometimes it's called opalescence; it's easy to confuse those two.
There is a separate word for that in English, lol. We just call it interference, cos, you know, that’s what it is
2:21 This.... Could literally kill someone. If somebody put this out, at some sort of event, labeled as "Almond Butter", people that are allergic to peanuts may have a severe reaction...
13:40 Ah Yes, "Spirited Totoro"
My neighbour away
8:04 Ea so make sense
14:46 the fountains at the JFK airport in NY has the same fountains, those could be simply turned 360°
after a busy/semi rough work week, lexi's goofiness always makes me smile! (yeh i like the rest of the emkay cast too)
that's amazing and honestly I agree
I love Emkay but only watch videos of certain subreddits. It's been a couple of days since Lexi's been the narrator in a video I've watched. Nice to hear her voice again, she's awesome
9:35 looks like Crunchyroll. And the reason is that 32 and 33 are most likely dubs. And yes that also pisses me off. Because why can't they have only the seasons as seasoned and you can change the audio at the video. But if I think about it. Most likely it is because some stuff is premium and others are not.
7:22 Theese things are cheap and modular .......mostly cheap though and you can chain them together.
They likely thought: Hey I get 2 with this order
buuuut nope
How I Celebrate:
Christmas: Shot of Jameson
Easter: Shot of Jameson
Halloween: Shot of Jameson
Valentine's Day: Shot of Jameson
St. Patrick's Day: ENTIRE BOTTLE OF JAMESON.
I wonder if that season order was ordered by like, when their licenses were last updated or something. So they did absolutely no organising whatsoever, and just left it as a default order.
5:31 C O M M U N I S T S
XXXXXXX I still can't dodge taxes
Skill issue, you need max agility and max money to dodge taxes
love how lexi misses the tomates at the very top at 10:32, which only adds to this video's amazing quality!
My dad fills vending machines for a living, so I showed him the vending machine at 1:00 and he was pretty baffled. He said the guy who filled it must have been high, also a moron. Also, he says no one buys corn nuts anyway.
6:35 I personally also use Keepass (or to be precise, KeepassXC on Windows and Keepass DX on Android) and sync the database via Syncthing, a sync client that runs decentralized in kind of a peer-to-peer mode. A little v-server I rented for hosting other stuff also acts as a peer so my other devices don't have to be online at the same time.
21:45: fun fact: broccoli, cauliflower, brussels sprouts and cabbage are all the same plant, they were just turned into what we know them as through selective breeding.
12:52 the casual Caddicarus reference absolutely flattened me, I almost spat my drink all over my laptop X'D
4:54 That is a sign for people to meet at during a building evacuation here in Germany and maybe in some other countries too. It's called "Sammelplatz" and sometimes has that floating head on it. There is another design with three whole people on it.
7:45 NO I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED!!! ive gotten it 3 times and its always the same. One slice of cheese either doesnt get sliced or gets stuck to its partner so perfectly it looks like one thick slice. Ive had one where it was two thinner then normal slices stuck together and i only found out after i bit it in half and they split. But if it is missing something its always the cheese, the cracker counting machine is always spot on.
10:30 ripe limes can be yellow
Yayyyy!!! Lexi is back the queen of kitty!
15:36 tiny Waluigi be like
"wa."
5:58 I can see it. His face is all squashed up like the derp filter that one shorts guy uses, and the back of his head is really long.
0:41 such inspiration
the fact that lexi watches Caddicarus makes me infinitely happy
2:46 flip-up sidelong
17:30 i actually work at a sonic and let me tell you, if you open one of those you’re gonna be fighting all the other sides of it just to fix the other one for a good 20-30 minutes (at least if those are as shitty as ours)
It's amazing when you break software to the point even Lexi is befuddled.
The people who built that gate were working off on Pokémon logic.
6:48
a quick reminder that lexi owns a birdshot shotgun
15:28 someone in my area had a stencil that said “HAMMERTIME” and sprayed every major intersection and 4 way stop within 100kms
"that's a foxy looking goat" -Lexi
8:00 Oh, that doesn't mean each, that means ELECTRONIC ARTS, it should make more sense now
The toilet at 1:58 absolutely looks like a "Food service worker did their best to stop a leak they aren't qualified or equipped to try and actually fix" situation, that shape of toilet is in every food service location I have ever worked at so if it isn't in a restaurant or fast food place somewhere then I would be surprised. Heck, I would do the same if it was a very minor leak and I had no time to try and make an attempt to futz with it myself
15:50 Kenny, you’re a hero.
6:50 I'm honestly impressed how often something as simple as an password manager gets breached. I mean I get it it's an attractive target but come on it's not that hard to code something like that and encrypt the data properly on the server.
19:52 the problem is that the tiles _are_ both there. They were just swapped,
4:42
Lexi said this and it was like the trigger word for a sleeper agent
_The memories_
7:03 Hey lexi just wanted to say it’s pronounced “general tao’s chicken”! ❤️
4:22 there is actually narrowly spaced 6 string bass nowadays, which is not that.
9:50 Crunchyroll seasons are just weird. on Demon Slayer it goes season 1, season 2, season 2 (different arcs, thus different categories for some reason) season 3, and season 54 between the season 2s
Jameson is an Irish whiskey. That's why it's not Scotch - it's Irish. There are a lot whiskeys out there, including Canadian rye whiskeys like Crown Royal, and Bourbons which only come from Kentucky. There's also Tennessee whiskey, such as Jack Daniel's. I have even heard of Japanese whiskey these days. But none of those are Scotch unless they're distilled in Scotland.
12:00 - Polish range food - Ye, from the entire shelf I recognize only one product, which is indeed polish. That's Kucharek (a blue bag in the upper left corner with chef on it) - That's a mix of spices made from dried vegetables and salt to flavor your food.
The rest of stuff has cyrillic on it, so that's probably products from eastern countries, like Ukraine, Russia, Bulgaria.
20:24 dude, he had all the original tiles he just didn't put them back in properly.
Fun fact, if you consider both a trout and a shark to be fish, then the dog is as well.
Something about how according to taxonomy fish don't actually exist, right?
The first one be like: your path is blocked. find another way
“Please be Lexi” *hears the wonderful Lexi* “Yaaaay”
0:46 When Emkay makes a reference from Spongebob
If you don't know what the meme was it was Patrick saying "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"