6:35 Those are actually used for strollers. They are everery where i live. Can also be used for anything else that you transport on wheels. luggage, bicyckles etc. (not made for wheelchairs)
For those unaware: the Christmas decorations for Halloween image was at a midwestern chain hardware store called Menards. They have the awesome slogan "Save big money at Menards!"
Dear god, if I had a dollar for the amount of times I heard a Menards ad on the radio while driving, I'd have enough to buy a brand new car out of pocket 😂
I THINK I remember the menards jingle from the commercials.. can someone remind me what it sounds like? Because I'm tired and I can't be bothered to search it up
15:36 SA resident here. The place's name is the Japanese Tea Garden, but the sign was changed in the WWII era to prevent vandalism due to the hatred for Japan at the time.
I like the second mouse trap one because it looks like the mouse trap is rejecting the mouse 😂 “Chelsey, please! I swear, I can change!” “No! I saw you taking cheese from Trapicca the other day! We have nothing to talk about, Raticus!”
@@Maple-p3cYou see Lexi realized how the carrot can be misinterpreted for a certain male body part and the ranch could be a certain bodily fluid and just told us to not think of something not very family friendly
The door up at the second level at a school actually makes a lot of sense. Stair cases around students are a liability and second story storage doesn't need regular access. A lift or portable stair can be pulled out when getting out seasonal decor, setting up for the spring musical, decorating for grad night, whatever, and then it can be ignored and off limits to students the rest of the school year. I've worked at several schools with creative storage solutions, and, I must say, it saves far more trouble than it causes.
50:33 to Jack it's dutch and translates to "kid miniature apples, Delicious Juice small Apples" and i'm sure you know the snow white fairy tale a character famously poisoned by an apple...
32:07 is a store in the uk which is for frozen foods and its called iceland, its taken in the store and has nothing to do with the other iceland btw (for those who don't know)
i would like to say at 1:48 it's a double sided brush, we have one, one side is plastic/metal bristles spaced evenly and the over are those stupid plastic bristles that don't even work
16:27 that is one way glass, a lot of oir uk vans have this for privacy and safety, but ot can get confusing when going on the walking down the road and seeing three vans without rear windows
38:52 this is in France. We don't say 24/7 here. 24h/24 actually is the correct French way to say that something is available 24 hours a day. Instead of 24/7 we say 24h/24, 7j/7 (24 hours out of 24, 7 days (jours in French) out of 7).
2:29 the sign on a building literally says: Optimists microdistrict or smth idk That makes it so much funnier to me, like, they're so optimistic about that piece of wood in their concrete wall. The plank is probably also very optimistic and the wall doesn't even see a problem that there's a heckin plank stuck in it.
There have been tight diplomatic relations between San Antonio and Japan for many decades, and the tea garden is absolutely Japanese by nature. It was renamed the Chinese Tea Garden for a short period of time during and shortly after WWII because of anti-Japanese sentiment in the U.S. at the time.
This video is longer than it's age. That means that it is impossible for someone to have finished this video without skipping forwards. (From when I am commenting this, ofc.)
8:40 because kids don't have values and dont care about your privacy. Kids: Ey yo! This kid pooping at school. Everyone humiliate him. (Attempts to rip door from hinges)
19:17 fruitella are british starburst kinda but we still have starburst over here, its better than starburst though and so more poular and has become the starbusrt over here
2:45 The Moment Lexi Realize That It Was A Badword And Was Like Um That's Not Supposed To Be There 😭🤣😂 Lexi Is My Favorite Person To Watch Along With Robin Forgot To Add Him
this isn’t kindergarten, and badass isn’t a bad word lol it’s because the title said one thing and the thumbnail another, didn’t you notice? go see again (: and also, you don’t need to, and shouldn’t, capitalise every letters And it’s realised or realises and bad word (even though it’s not a bad word)
When I worked at Pizza Hut, I would occasionally do a perfect five-piece pie cut on the personal pans just to confuse the hell out of people. I worked there for 8 years and no one ever figured out how I did it LOL
Starburst and Fruitella are two different things, we have them both in the UK, and if you live in the UK, HOW THE HELL DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THE HELL FRUITELLA ARE!?
I’m gay for Katakuri from one piece (this comment is going to get buried by every other comment so nobody will see it.) edit : NO WAIT WHY WAS THIS TOP COMMENT edit 2 : this comment HAD R/ONEJOB.. (clap for me I’m funny.)
33:18 I've actually had that happen to me at a yardhouse before, ordered the cheeseburger sliders, two of them were fine, the other was just cheese and bun, we got the burger for it though
1:12 THE CLICK MENTIONED??
LEXI?! THE CLICK?! Best duo to ever (that doesn’t but should) exist fr
I HAD THE SAME REACTION
SAME REACTION TBH
@@GooberX82fr same
@utubeswatforces emkay'll win, idi.t
kiss yourself @utubeswatforces
7:05 Fun Fact: as an iPhone user, that’s NOT a timer. It turns green when on a call yes, but that just means it’s 10 o’ clock.
1:12 we need a click and emkay collab IMMEDIATELY
I also have cookies :3
WE NEED ITTTT
...Cookies?
agree now were are my cookies ,` :3 ? ( i dont know how to make angry :3)
More like a Lexi and click collab.
@@Asixdrftan angry version could be >:£ ig? LMAO
2:24 Emkay self reporting…I miss Lexi😭
6:35 Those are actually used for strollers. They are everery where i live.
Can also be used for anything else that you transport on wheels. luggage, bicyckles etc. (not made for wheelchairs)
Are you from Europe or sum?
@@DylanDaBomb4609 Yes. Sweden to be bore specific.
@@ASharkNamedWaffle ok
For those unaware: the Christmas decorations for Halloween image was at a midwestern chain hardware store called Menards. They have the awesome slogan "Save big money at Menards!"
and we can see why
Fuck yeah, I love Menards
Wait, Menard’s is only in the Midwest???? I thought they were everywhere??😭😭😭
Dear god, if I had a dollar for the amount of times I heard a Menards ad on the radio while driving, I'd have enough to buy a brand new car out of pocket 😂
I THINK I remember the menards jingle from the commercials.. can someone remind me what it sounds like? Because I'm tired and I can't be bothered to search it up
15:36 SA resident here. The place's name is the Japanese Tea Garden, but the sign was changed in the WWII era to prevent vandalism due to the hatred for Japan at the time.
I like the second mouse trap one because it looks like the mouse trap is rejecting the mouse 😂
“Chelsey, please! I swear, I can change!”
“No! I saw you taking cheese from Trapicca the other day! We have nothing to talk about, Raticus!”
20:40 I love how Lexi immediately understood why that sentence sounded bad
I don't getit
@@Maple-p3cYou see Lexi realized how the carrot can be misinterpreted for a certain male body part and the ranch could be a certain bodily fluid and just told us to not think of something not very family friendly
@@biggestduolingofanforlife I get it now thanks
Hmm…
The door up at the second level at a school actually makes a lot of sense. Stair cases around students are a liability and second story storage doesn't need regular access. A lift or portable stair can be pulled out when getting out seasonal decor, setting up for the spring musical, decorating for grad night, whatever, and then it can be ignored and off limits to students the rest of the school year. I've worked at several schools with creative storage solutions, and, I must say, it saves far more trouble than it causes.
50:33 to Jack it's dutch and translates to "kid miniature apples, Delicious Juice small Apples" and i'm sure you know the snow white fairy tale a character famously poisoned by an apple...
1:26 school schedule:lunch is at 12 :00
Me: *looks at clock*
The clock:
6:31 she said "Cuídate mucho, mi hija. ¡Qué te vaya bien!" which translates to "Take care of yourself, my daughter. Good luck!
owl house pfp spotted
@@AlmostAstronaut I drew it myself
@@Dew_Fur W artist real
@@Dew_Furdamn looks accurate
i have the flapjack tattoo :3 toh peak‼️‼️
2:28 sign says "optimist microdistrict"
I sure fucking hope they are optimistic about this
i worked the 4-11 shift at chipotle and could easily imagine myself writing “cark” on an order completely sincerely
32:07 is a store in the uk which is for frozen foods and its called iceland, its taken in the store and has nothing to do with the other iceland btw (for those who don't know)
If your mayonnaise is yellow…go to the doctor, because your mayo has jaundice.
2:34 what makes it funnier is that it is written "optimism street" at the top
that thumnail got me dying
and his bff, stephen with a ph aka phteven
11:12 you know that was done on purpose, someone would find the irony in 404 being the missing chair number.
404 NOT FOUND
Would have been funnier if it was left blank or if it just said "Not Found"
i would like to say at 1:48 it's a double sided brush, we have one, one side is plastic/metal bristles spaced evenly and the over are those stupid plastic bristles that don't even work
Yeah, and yet the “dog” is enjoying it, clearly fake advertising
44:55 I noticed that on the bottom it says:
"Is this a blink-if-you-need-help situation?"
😂😂😂
oh this is new
@detectivefortis nobody cares, they're not, and they're funny.
@@TheActualDriedwtf did they say 😭
@@char.vlk6 they said "oh well these guys are gr..mers!!111!1" or sm, its a 'TP bot
@@TheActualDried oh what the fuck
@@TheActualDried aren't half of the uttp bot owners pedophiles though?
1:14 imagine an emotional support demon just sitting in a manager outfit
LOLZ
14:14 new material unlocked - 27 new crafting recipes available
(The main crafting recipe is "ME PALSTIC FOLDING TABLE")
I absolutely love your voice, and your obvious enjoyment of this content. It certainly cheered up my day, thanks.😄
2:34 the street is called "optimist's microdistric" btw 😭
18:47 plz bro who edited this part 💀💀 also rip lexi, you were my favorite narrator
🤔what happened to her
@@vickybatan9028 she left emkay to focus on her own channel
@@vickybatan9028 she left emkay to focus on her own channel
7:08 LEXI THATS A CLOCK.
Actually thats a call timer, not a clock. The clock doesn't have the green circle.
1:04:49
"Hier wird gute Luft für alle Produziert"
Or on englisch
"Good air is produced here for everyone"
greetings from germany
thanks for reminding me to do my duolingo lessons
1st clip ... What? You've never heard of the ontatermelon? 😂😂
I KNOW! It is fruitable from my homeland that people have to try
I guess that's where all of the paper towel despensers in the bathrooms at my school went
11:00
"This is such a knock off even the country it was made in is a knock off"- Gumball Watterson 2017
6:51 they look so frantic about the lack of stick it's insane😭🙏
32:07 it says iceland because there is a supermarket chain called iceland in the UK which has food and stuff
1:15:19 I hate every part of this I can still taste it. please make the suffering stop
8:38 one time this kid just opened the door and the person inside just said "sup" nonchalantly like it wass a normal thing
11:04 404 was, in fact, not found
I had to subscribe. There were way over half of these. That had me tearing up. I was laughing so hard.
32:09 Iceland is also the name of a popular store chain in the UK, so technically the sticker is completely fine.
16:27 that is one way glass, a lot of oir uk vans have this for privacy and safety, but ot can get confusing when going on the walking down the road and seeing three vans without rear windows
Sorry for poor grammar, I'm not good at typing
the pain and suffering in robin's voice when people do crap like this, is what keeps me going through the day
23:51 steve cobs made a new invention 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
emkay really does sound like “Em? Kay…”
Or even “mmkay”
Like okay
Why am I rambling? Idk.
Why add,,. .,. At the end?
@utubeswatforces shut it, nobody f.cking asked
@@k0ra1d0n when you can't decide whether to use commas or periods in elipses
@@k0ra1d0n I got a Google translate to English button so I clicked it an it's all scrambled its hilarious
17:35 "omg there's a fire"
"QUICK, HIT THE SMORK ALAM!!!" *both start laughing* *and die*
Lexi: im leaving.
Im back.
Im leaving.
Im back
OMG I WAS SO CONFUSED like bruv you left, and now your back like yay but I'm still confused
It's a compilation of old videos
Lexi: im back.
im leaving.
im leaving.
leaving im.
I guess it makes sense that Lexi knows who Click is, considering both of them are in the space between Chaotic Neutral and Chaotic Evil
38:52 this is in France. We don't say 24/7 here. 24h/24 actually is the correct French way to say that something is available 24 hours a day. Instead of 24/7 we say 24h/24, 7j/7 (24 hours out of 24, 7 days (jours in French) out of 7).
I bet the100cm bathroom one is meant to tell moms their sons are old enough to go to the mens room by themselves 7:56
2:29 the sign on a building literally says: Optimists microdistrict
or smth idk
That makes it so much funnier to me, like, they're so optimistic about that piece of wood in their concrete wall. The plank is probably also very optimistic and the wall doesn't even see a problem that there's a heckin plank stuck in it.
1:41 my friend, that's a double sided brush
15:38 the best part is that it says it’s in Texas lol😂
There have been tight diplomatic relations between San Antonio and Japan for many decades, and the tea garden is absolutely Japanese by nature. It was renamed the Chinese Tea Garden for a short period of time during and shortly after WWII because of anti-Japanese sentiment in the U.S. at the time.
@@ladyi7609thanks for the information
18:07 I love this part
18:41 LMFAO
25:44 XD
what is your ethnicity im interested in calling you a racial slur
14:45 Fun fact: Sims 4 is free too.
20:14 WAIT, THIS IS PERFECT, I HAVE A CHARACTER WHO'S SUPERHERO NAME WAS LADDER MAN. OH MY GOD.
bros British kicked in while saying smork alam
5:02 Follow someone home, traffic rules are wating for you
50:25
this is dutch for "apples for children"
NOT THE WATERTATOS **watermelon potatoes**
Watertatonions*
@ what?
@@creakytrapdoorreborn1426 watermelon potato onions
@@Geraldandmeoh
@ it okay
1:10 ITS MEANT TO SAY CARLS JR! YOU MISSED ONE
25:28
Why did he do asda like that 😭
I already love the new sub reddit within the first three posts
This video is longer than it's age. That means that it is impossible for someone to have finished this video without skipping forwards. (From when I am commenting this, ofc.)
Watching at 2x speed
You don't make a video the same time you post it
I had to read this 5 times to understand
???????????????
32:09 Its a shop name. The real Iceland ain’t too happy let me tell you.
36:28 This is in my country, Belgium, btw... I'm genuinely flabbergasted this is even true
I notice the sign says Wittegracht but I can't find it on Google maps, do you know where it is?
@@Cenn_Devel it's navigated on a little sideway where google Maps doesn't reach, so you'll just have to search it up in Google
Lexi is my favorite narrator. Btw for anyone who somehow may not know, ASDA is a British shop mostly for food but has other items s aswell
and iceland is a shop too
13:24 does anyone else get mad when robin says stuff like this when hes the one whos reading it wrong
8:40 because kids don't have values and dont care about your privacy.
Kids: Ey yo! This kid pooping at school. Everyone humiliate him. (Attempts to rip door from hinges)
58:43 guess when Tuffnut was done with the how to train your dragon series he decided to start his own donut shop
19:17 fruitella are british starburst kinda but we still have starburst over here, its better than starburst though and so more poular and has become the starbusrt over here
2:27 What makes it even funnier is there avenue(?) is called "Optimists avenue".
More like "Optimists' Microdistrict"
their* or you mean there is an avenue called
@@Cassxowary no I meant there. Like there is avenue that called ... Not their. There are not them.
@@doloment396 yeah it sounds better.
wait, what you mean with 'if you mayonaise is yellow' its always yellow here, its made with eggs, they make it yellow
My mayonnaise is a light yellow
@@Chum3ra yes, and we have yogonaise here made with yoghurt, that stuff is white
2:45 The Moment Lexi Realize That It Was A Badword And Was Like Um That's Not Supposed To Be There 😭🤣😂 Lexi Is My Favorite Person To Watch Along With Robin Forgot To Add Him
No, for context, it was supposed to go in that category but it was in rare insults. I mean, it fits both, in my opinion.
this isn’t kindergarten, and badass isn’t a bad word lol it’s because the title said one thing and the thumbnail another, didn’t you notice? go see again (: and also, you don’t need to, and shouldn’t, capitalise every letters And it’s realised or realises and bad word (even though it’s not a bad word)
When I worked at Pizza Hut, I would occasionally do a perfect five-piece pie cut on the personal pans just to confuse the hell out of people. I worked there for 8 years and no one ever figured out how I did it LOL
ayo babe wake up new ALL OF R/ got dropped
@detectivefortis emkay.
Pads are milkshakes? MY PERIODS
BRING BOYS TO MY YARD?
6:28 THE OWL HOUSE REFRENCE?
PEAK
LOL😂😂😂😂😊
Its not a reference, it's just the show
"The Cave Johnson special, THE COMBUSTIBLE ONION!"
PORTAL HAS BEEN MENTIONED AND I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED.
2:29 Whats funny is that the building is located on "Optimist street"
I sure hope they are!😂
25:31 lexi just pronounced asda as A-S-D-A
I will no sleep for
Had to search the comment section for this, she literary caught me so off gaurd 😅
Starburst and Fruitella are two different things, we have them both in the UK, and if you live in the UK, HOW THE HELL DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THE HELL FRUITELLA ARE!?
OH NO LEXI THE NOSTALGIA OH NO AAAA IT HAPPENED LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO BUT I MISS HER 😭😭😭
My name is Aster and I was half asleep when 20:44 happened, bro that scared the shit outta me 😭
11:47 it does say
“Diet”
“P” “Tea”
“Other”
Thinking about praying to this 🙏🤔
Wait- how is Lexi back??
They're repacking old content as one big compilation.
She's not, it's a compilation video so it's just old content in one large video as someone else explained
@@Retro_Lightningoh sorry, thank you
@@GmNdWtchr96oh ok thanks
@@alex_wolfdev No it's okay! I see where the confusion comes from
lexi saying "SWALLOW IS WHOLE" is most likely the scariest thing ive heard from the man so far
14:44 Bonus failure, The Sims 4 is also free
I once got a stickless corndog and instead of using a fork I went into the garage and grabbed a marshmallow roasting stick.
The fact that the video is 1:23:55 is just proving the one job thing. Could’ve been 1:23:45 but no.
Lexi we need a full version of “Nice Beige Toyota Camry” please ma’am
I’m gay for Katakuri from one piece (this comment is going to get buried by every other comment so nobody will see it.)
edit : NO WAIT WHY WAS THIS TOP COMMENT
edit 2 : this comment HAD R/ONEJOB.. (clap for me I’m funny.)
💀
💀
understandable(im a straight dude)
Found it
No
33:18
I've actually had that happen to me at a yardhouse before, ordered the cheeseburger sliders, two of them were fine, the other was just cheese and bun, we got the burger for it though
8:36 VERY RELATABLE, my school toilet can't lock
0:07 THEY ARE ONIOTATOES
but wheres the Melon Part?
@@OnurErtas-q1oONIOTATOMELON
oniotatomelons?
Awaagga
1:07 just give him a duck a day and he will go there in a heartbeat
oniotatelon
comedy gold
Lexi is back!? Lets go!!!!
:3
:3
:3
:3
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10:54 i love the criptid christmas tree
made you look