r/Onejob | can’t wait for WW12!
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
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Finally. Emkay is back for 2023.
who tf is emkey
someone pls reply
He mean EmKay. But he typo
@@chipobject no
@@furbykova7376 you just did 💀
Lexi teaching us how to do random things (like moving around elevator buttons) and then saying "you didn't hear that from me" is always fun
Yay I love it when Lexi makes fun of people's bad decisions
Some people are really just really bad at making decisions, don't bully them they're trying their hardest
@@derpyderp2048 You must be fun at parties
@@nisahamza8956 you must be fun at parties
@@Gort_the_surf1123 you must be fun at parties
@@ryanmeek1580 you must be fun at parties
Didn't know I could miss Emkay this much, damn this year is brighter when you guys uploaded new videos!
100% bet that door was on the back of a kitchen. We had the same sign at at least 3 fast food places I worked. It was common practice for a period for robbers to knock on the back door like they had a delivery or a pick-up, shoot the person who opened the door, and then rob the place.
4:20 there are a lot of lizards that like to hang out in the trees in Florida. When it gets unusually cold, those lizards can freeze up and fall out of the trees. It’s their way of saying both “it’s about to get real damn chilly” and “lizards are going to fall out of trees and onto you”
It's supposed to say 'blizzard' because the sign appeared to have burnt-out lights; thus, the sign read 'lizzard', and you don't spell lizard with two z's. Also, the last line was missing a time that the blizzard warning would have ended on sunday.
@@warriyorcat Well you can't fault me for creativity
Lexi, that's Optimus Prime from Transformers not Voltron.
Yes, also great set (Optimus Prime), it's like the Kreo ones but able to transform without disassembly.
Ikr!
Optimus Subprime.
As a person who grew up with Transformers and Voltron....I was Not Amused!!
Its the crossover we were all waiting for
Hearing the chaotic chuckle when talking about the elevator buttons was great. Thank you again for your chaotic energy Lexi.
A double upload day? Woo, I get to hear two narrators from one of my favourite channels! And Lexi is certifiably awesome to listen to. Time to laugh at people failing miserably at a simple task c:
So true
Hope you enjoy!
@@EmKay Certainly did! Lexi's a bunch of fun to listen to and they deserve a nice cookie.
@@EmKay if lexy is blind then how is she able to read the posts
@@Mr._funny2006she uses emphasis
Once again, I'm advocating for the EmKay Narrators to do a D&D campaign (I don't care if it's a 1-hour one-shot), mostly because I think the narrators, and maybe some of the staff, need a release for some of their more hostile tendencies and a safe space to express that, also I think Lexi would appreciate an excuse to smack idiots and fools without the fear of IRL consequences, in-game consequences are something that is more than an acceptable alternative.
I know next to nothing about D&D, but even I know that's a genius idea
*YES*
This would be so much fun
We NEED this
That would be so cool!
Lexi is the voice I hear in my head when I'm about to be dumb... telling me halfway to go for it and halfway to not be a dumb person
love you lexi thanks for being my brain's voice of reason or fun!
As for the Door not being Opened after Dark, I have one at the place I work too. The idea of never opening it at night time is to prevent Armed Robbery through the back of the store.
Only works against vampire robbers, though!
And hungry gremlins.
I was told at a store I worked at that it's also supposed to warn you to be careful and look for someone who may try to mug you
Oh, Lexi, poor, poor, Lexi
*Thats not Voltron, thats Optimus Prime. I'll be at your house tomorrow.*
I got a shovel
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"I _knew_ we shouldn't have hired a pigeon!"
This is why we love Lexi.
"My brother didn't say half that stuff." - Moon Tzu, The Heart of War
I vividly remember world war 11 Elmo and Barney (the 2 world powers) had a great war, which ended in a french kiss
Sounds oddly like some lesbian parties.
I believe that was world war 8 actually
03:05
Lexi: I'm amazed they sent you the voltron one...
Optimus Prime: DO I LOOK LIKE A JOKE TO YOU?!
Yeah I was going to say that Voltron retired a few years ago
14:11 Thank you for the exquisitely placed CPG Grey reference
Yes agreed
Hexagons are the bestagons
Lexi truly helped me when i first came out, maybe not personally, but hearing how happy she was and funny. Lexi truly inspired me to come out and now look! Three years out of the closet!🎉
I’m happy for you! Keep living the life you want!
im hoping I can someday...
@@M11FR. hopefully you find a place of acceptance where you feel comfortable and safe enough to come out.
4:00 "Now I'm gonna do a field sobriety test, okay? If you can walk along the line, you're drunk"
That bathroom door about a minute in was probably designed for a shorter toilet, but since these are really scarce now, they installed an elongated toilet. I've heard other stories about this.
Wouldn't the installer be trapped in the bathroom and immediately realize the impossible situation?
@@insaincaldo not if they installed it without a door. My guess is the toilet came first, then the door.
Lexi's demonic possession during the Amber Alert sounds like Hyness from Kirby Star Allies
With the not opening the door after dark thing, we're required to lock the door when it gets dark outside to keep from getting robbed.
I'm being informed that the "Do not open after dark; always look before opening" sign is most likely for a convenience store or fast food chain with a dumpster near the back exit.
Basically at night, for example, a robber could knock and an employee would open the door assuming it's an order or another employee needing in after taking out garbage as part of closing duties.
"Hexagons are the bestagons"
What's next? How to be a pirate quartermaster?
16:06 that's probably the back door on a restaurant where they take the trash out and/or receive truck shipments. It's a common warning sign to see in those settings. It has a small peephole in the middle of it fo see if someome is waiting outside, and who they are, to avoid letting thieves or other ne'er-do-wells in.
I love how most these are people either messing up simple tasks or just being too lazy to do them.
Lexi called Optimus Prime Voltron
Yeah when Lexi said that it hurt me like a arrow to the foot
It feels like something your grandma would say to you
@@Kingofdiecast Yeah lamo it does feel like that
Bout time Emkay uploaded. I've been waiting since last year for this video.
I see what you did there bud
@@gotyourballsinabag ?
3:01 You had One Job. And you called Optimus Prime a Voltron. XD
Lexi the Don't Open After Dark door was most likely the back door to a fast food restaurant. When I worked at Wendy's we had such a door.
16:00 My best guess is it's a place in the arctic circle, where you want to never startle a polar bear that might be wandering the streets.
"Yer a Jedi, Harry."
Happy new year Emkey, and this subreddit is very funny ngl 😆
I don't even like Batman but every time Lexi pulls out the Batman voice it gets me. No idea why but every time she throws it out I'm gone.
I can confirm, Lego is really good about mistakes like this. I had a set that had a few smashed up pieces that wouldn't connect to the other bricks.
Watching emkay is basically a part of my daily routine
we have a door exactly like that in the back of the tacobell i work at. its just because one person got mugged when leaving through that door to take out the trash at night and didnt look. ive been told that most places have doors like that because of very similar reasons. like at taco bell it didnt happen to one of our employees but it is a company rule now because of the one incident. hope this helps a little on your confusion :)
Regarding the warning sign on the door, pretty sure it was an Antartic base or Alaska, because when I was there for my shift, we had a similar sign on our door.
Main reason? Polar bears, and no, no matter how cute and snuggly they look they will kill you. I had to carry a gun for the first time in my life while I was there, because of those predators.
14:07 don't tell Lexi that past the corner the pattern is completly broken
You said “hexagons are the bestigons” and it just made me think about CGPgrey
Just in time for my birthday you guys start uploading again, and with lexi as narrator on top. What a wonderful gift
Finally! A fresh dose of Lexi!
9:55 those are NOT for wheelchairs; they are for strollers and pushing bicycles on the stairs. They are fairly common in Finnish cities.
Yeah I was thinking that too, they're in most train stations in Helsinki at least plus a lot of other staircases. At least Lexi realised that they were not for wheelchairs.
Whoo an EmKay upload! Not gonna lie was getting a bit worried after seeing they hadn't uploaded for awhile. I checked the community tab to see if they mentioned something there but didn't see anything
finally yall are back. Emkay is almost the only thing I can fall asleep too
Same ❤
Thank god emKay is back. I was beginning to panic
5:29 Elon's new kid got loose.
You know what's funny? I've never seen prank stickers in women's restrooms. 2 years of being in men's restrooms and I've seen "this device is clap activated" over a toilet sensor and "for rectal use only" on a flusher
Me realizing there are about to be 9 more World Wars: **sweats profusely**
I love these kinds of videos about failling one job they're hillarious🤣
8:45
I saw that at Hobby Lobby.
They also had warning labels mentioning lead and carcinogens. I didn't know why that was the case, but I didn't want to know where they got it from anyway.
That Piplup-Gengar reminds me of how every time I'd look at the characters section on the DC website, I think it was Scarecrow for some reason had Robin's/Damian's icon for like.... a month. It was especially funny and noticeable because they were right next to each other both with that same icon. They eventually did fix it, though.
8:23 - copper pipes are never bent, but instead you solder them together just like electronics on a PCB and there are joints that you solder on the pipes for making angles, also extenders and T/cross joints.
I don't remember what weapons World War 3 was fought with, but World War 4 was fought with sticks and stones.
11:41 isn't. Amazed you missed the "HVAC SEER" written in the bottom, you knew what HVAC was for pointing out the school urinial thing
I'm laughing so hard at your reaction 11:32 🤣 😂 🤣
To be fair I'd balk at saying that in a video as well.
10:00 those ramps are for baby strollers, not for wheelchairs
9:30 Looks like they were trying to say "BEWARE OF PROPELLER" and the R's didn't print correctly, creating "BEWAPE OF PPOPELLEP"
16:32 this reminds me if how my school sealed the paper towels with crappy hand dryers that rarely work
4:05 I drive by this place/line almost everyday. Never tought I would see it in an EmKay video😂 Still haven't figured out what the hell happend when they painted it
let's go new emkay vid i literally watch ur vids daily and multiple days of no uploads was horrible
but ur finally back
6:29 Our newst design!..... BRO MODE!
Thanks to Lexi, I'm now going to go mess up all the elevator buttons at my doctor's office (I'm not really but it sounds fun).
4:35 Quaid...Quaid...Start the Reactor...
5:41 wait, i thought that it just meant elon's kid was taken
LEXI. NO. YOU DID NOT JUST CALL OPTIMUS PRIME "VOLTRON." THAT IS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT IP.
12:58 my Man....
That is not a golf ball..
Its....
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"Can't wait for WW12"
- Literally no one
It hurt me inside to hear Lexi call Optimus Prime a Voltron
1:25
DANG IT PIGEON
Did Lexi just call Optimus Prime "Voltron"?
3:00
....yes. Yes she did.
Is it literally midnight where i live? Yes. Am I watching anyway? Also yes.
Emkay is on it this year. Watching the previously uploaded video and this one comes out while I'm watching it
15:57 clearly that door is in the FNAF Pizza Sim. location
HOLY SHIT THEYRE BACK AGAIN
real
Yea!!!
congrats on bieng first btw
7:35 I had a frog one without the white. Was quite funny.
The lines at 4:00 and 13:37 are temporary markers they use for road work etc. They're basically like big stickers you can peel off afterwards. But sometimes they come loose by themselves or in heavy traffic, and they "wander around"
Lexi’s voice is a great way to start a day
Love her so much
Yes I said her, you bigots.
I shall defend the reply section from all of the bigots!
Trans rights all teh way!!!
@@stoatlover63 you misspelling “the” reminds me of that “da way” meme lol
@@themoonchild7302 the teh was on purpose lol
Thank freaking God, I needed these so bad
2:30 disney+ doesnt work in landscape on the smaller iPads. I have an iPad mini 6, app primarily views in portrait, then when you're watching a video, it will go landscape..
That police robot killed itself too...
we were so worried about AI takeover we never considered the AI would fight itself
I hope you had a fun winter holiday time everyone!
9:16 - I used to work in a post logistics center. We had a simple rule: only official "fragile"-stickers supplied by the post office for fragile deliveries that cost extra were respected. All other signs and stickers saying the same thing were to be disregarded with extreme prejudice.
9:55 - that's not a wheelchair ramp. It's for baby strollers, designed to be pushed by an adult.
Kinda sounds like the post office are fucking assholes, then
@@auqustfire Nah, fragile delivery is an extra service. It means that the packages won't go through the regular package line, but get handled manually, and are also subject to different rules of stacking. You can't get special treatment just by demanding it for free.
8:29 my guy kinda forgot 90° fittings exist
5:52 damn elon musks kid got abducted
16:55 if that happens in egypt they just give them full grades and now that im talkin about it i realized all i need to pass is a mask a gun and knowing how to stop a car
love hearing lexi explain things!
Shipping employees don't care about wrecking your package... unless they have to clean it up. Label your fragile things as "paint"
10:28 Chose appropriate music for the post, boss!
(Sans theme plays when there's playing card related things. Specifically spades. Including the Jack of Spades. Which Lancer, whose theme is played in these videos, is)
0:58 I had a condo on the beach for vacation and my BEDROOM was like this. Ouch.
16:46 it is true, we did have to retake it. And allegedly those who needed to retake it needed to pay for it too, not sure as mine was luckily not flown away.
But yeah it was sucky to have our exams flown away due to a "tired UPS driver". Still angry about it all.
I think I’d physically fight someone if I had to repay to take it again
@@Clown.Antics99 Everyone thought that so don't worry, you aren't alone on wanting to fight someone due to that
3:00 That’s…that’s Optimus Prime *sobs in transformer fan* (love your videos by the way!)
6:37 ok honestly id love to have boots like that for two reasons, one trans af, two i like things with defects bc their special
This is gonna be good! Welcome back EmKay🎉😊
3:48 Did Lightning McQueen do this XD
My computer: this computer can't be update to Windows 11 because it doesn't have the right hardware.
My computer seconds later: start automatically update to Windows 11
Reversing change
Yaya! EMKAY IS BACK
EMKAY SUPREMACY
(8:00) I do agree that if they can be separate, it's more beneficial if they are. Such as how my parents have a separate stove top and the oven is stacked with the microwave oven and such. But then it should be clearly separated. The photo has it halfway, and that's just ugly.
Pigeons here taking all our jobs