Too Outrageous to be True?
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- Опубліковано 17 лип 2024
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SIMON TOOK MY SUGGESTION!!! Bless my soul, the boy with the blaze took my idea from a few videos ago!
God bless you Danny
And you are now Immortal.
Enjoy your 5 secs of fame, lol
Good wrk ben
@@cantamusquerbeat allegendly
Therapist: And what do we do when we feel like this?
Simon: Start another channel that will fill the void for sure this time?
Therapist: No.
I literally laughed out loud at this..
@@lunaticgaming7967 well then two years of waiting weren't wasted.
Therapist: "what we do is we lay off the cocaine for a while..."
Simon: "NOOOOOOOOO!"
@@globalrevolution🤣🤣🤣damn,you really came back after 2 years
@@K31amineI have no life I guess.
Sometimes I want factual information about the soviet Union. Sometimes I want to know about historical or geographic places. Sometimes I want to watch a man on cocaine pretend to have a man locked in his basement and give vague business advice. Thank you Simon
@starshipeleven true
Allegedly
WELCOME TO BUSINESS BLAZE
👍100%!:-)💜
@@brainblaze6526 ❤️ @ your boy with the blaze!
"it's fake! But it's so absurd it could be real" - me watching the news
"The show doesn't need support I make enough money. Don't buy the shirt to support the show buy the shirt because you like it."
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I'LL BUY 20!
Be like Zoidberg. "I'll take eight!".
I tried watching an old biographics episode earlier, I couldn't take him seriously. Congratulations Simon! You've ruined Simon (business blaze Simon=Best Simon)
Agree. Sorry, Simon.
Every once in awhile you see blaze humor come through on his other channels
@@roscojenkins7451 yeah I've seen that too but back in the early days of biographics he was so straight to the point and serious it just seems so wrong
Yeah, he recently did a video about a cult and I kept expecting BB Simon to breakthrough with hysterical laughter at the ridiculous beliefs and saying things like, "Because it doesn't exist! You die and you're dead!" But he managed to keep a straight face and voice and I just kept seeing/hearing the real Simon lol. You've gotta respect a guy though who thinks the people in his report are complete nutjobs (they were) but can hold it together to provide the history professionally. I LOVE how much of him has started slipping through on Top Tenz though. That facade is crumbling 😂
Watch the very first videos of him ... its even more hilarious
Judging how Danny can Gaslight Simon just by writing the script... Maybe Simon is the one in the basement and Danny is the one keeping him there....
IS SIMON REAL?
Lol great point. I can't believe no one else had commented on what you said.
Shit
Ok now I have to comment. You can keep tennis. It's you guys. With love... The States
Well i think Simon is recording his videos in basement, because when he looks out of the window he looks up, so your theory checks out.
Yes Simon thinks he is running things and he is upstairs. Im sad to say he is chained in the basement because all the Coke he has snorted has made him to dangerous. Sam and Danny run the channel with old computer graphics Danny found on an old Spectrum ZX he picked up at a car boot sale.
"tickets to heaven"
Catholic Church: "You can't sell tickets to heaven! That's infringement on our Indulgences!"
That's exactly the thought that popped into my head.
Same!
So the other day I turned on the tv and it was some crime show and in that scene they found a kid chained to a radiator and my first thought was Simon yelling "Danny we talked about this!"
Simon Whistler, the only guy who can make another channel for content that didn't live up to his other channels
Excellent point!
While there being 6 other channels so that’s saying something
Everything lives up to Business Blaze ;)
@@JMA_21 7, I counter
Frankly, I think that's a little silly. I think most of what he's described still fits under megaprojects
danny's story is obviously fake: he hasn't left the basement in years.
Was gonna say, we all know where Danny is already.
Allegedly
Actually he's allowed out on Halloween to go trick or treating. Which is upsetting because it's way too dangerous. He could escape
Stephanie my town canceled Halloween
@@tim1894 how sad. I don't think it's important enough in Czech to make rules about it so I'm sure Danny can go trick or treating
Danny needs to write a book entitled “Stranger than truth, a collection stories you would never believe because they aren’t real”
17:31 "Except for that one that might kill me if I make fun of them."
So that's why Simon never makes fun of Scientology
Danny is slowly driving simons descent into madness to escape the basement
Could it be that or his Cocaine addiction? Allegedly
@@94felitf yes
It’s those mushrooms that he keeps sneaking into Simon’s coffee.
"Simon you're not making enough content."
Said no one ever.
Except Simon.
Yes. This format kills it. Looking forward to a part 2 for when Simon doesn't feel like coming up with new ideas.
Simon Whistler: The Voice of Knowledge. And Business Blaze.
Definitely two separate things.
chuckled
Allegedly
lol
@@brainblaze6526 Simon i have an Idea for Megaprojects: The Berlin Air lift would be a very cool story to tell.
No one is more legendary at script writing than Danny.
Alegendly
Steve Staley I love the BB community 😂😂😂
Free Danny
@Shwethank long intros and bad headings
@@cpyeske that can be his next shirt. A hatch in the floor with a padlock and in bold writing "FREE DANNY!"
I absolutely love this format. I am a huge fan of anything Mr Simon does and as a older retired man I look forward to everything that this team does. My grandsons introduced me to both UA-cam and TopTenz several years ago. It has been a true treat to watch this creator expand and become (in Mr Simon’s own words) “an absolute legend”. Thank you for keeping an seventy (plus plus) year old man very entertained and keeping my brain active. I wish you all the very best health and happiness! May all your future endeavors succeed beyond you wildest dreams! Thank You Again!!!
I've actually watched this twice, because I think your reactions are just hilarious! Definitely do more of these...
The biggest secret of all:
Simon is actually wearing the best bald wig UA-cam money can buy.
Allegedly.
Only when not wearing a zebra sex mask
So a razor blade
@@hemberger91 #sponsoredbymanscape
And the worst beard wig.
@@zhannad750 maybe it's a merkin. 😄
Some suggestions:
- Most absurd lawsuits that were taken into court
- Most absurd lawsuits that were actually won
- Pattent trolls and (hopefully) massive fails
Nice format! Great content!
I'd like to add my vote for "most absurd lawsuits that actually won"
Nice idea. You could probably do several videos on that with all the weird stuff courts have to deal with.
Videos about the weirdest laws of the world could be fun, too.
My vote is for absurd lawsuits that actually won... I think that would be cool 😎
Maybe most absurd laws that still exist - and nobody obeys?
@@bellafrangipani8342 wow now sounds awesome ... That could be a a whole new channel 😉....
Allegedly
The public demands one of these magnificent episodes at least once a week!
I love how HRH Whistler now says "allegedly" as if he's just breathing.
Blessed be
PLEASE TURN THIS INTO A SERIES ITS SOOO FUN!
Don't be so exited, he'll make a channel out of it yet.
puskajussi37 😂😂😂
Honestly wearing a bright red #cancelsimon T-shirt right now
Yes please!
Yea, this was pretty cool
This time Simon: "CHALLENGE! ME! DANNY!"
Next time Simon: "Wow, Danny. I'm an idiot."
This should be a monthly segment!!! I loved this! You, Danny, and Sam are the dream team of UA-cam. I hope you feed them well, because they need something starchy to go along with the shrooms in your basement.
15:00 This is the reason I watch all your channels, You keep it interesting and don't try and guilt-shame anybody that can't afford to buy over priced swag or subscriptions to see a video a couple hours early. I do enjoy the content, and Thanks for not trying to pretend you're not human.
Some guys have women on the side. Simon has channels on the side.
And just when you think he can’t possibly be busy enough, he makes another channel!!!!!
At least Domi knows Simon could never have an affair. There's no he'd find the time
This comment deserves to be pinned.
Like the new one SIDEprojects 🔥
"I gave you Sam. Allegedly." How the hell am I supposed to interpret that.
Yes
He's locked Sam up too. Now he's got someone to hang out with. After years in the basement we don't wanna know what he does to him 😂
I just assumed Danny and Sam were confined to separate areas of the basement for the isolation to increase their insanity. Hopefully they each get their own bed pan too 😂
@@Fight4Faulkner bed? They sleep on the floor obviously! Maybe they got mattresses when BB reached 200 k subs. Hope they are chained to the same radiotor
It’s punishment for the last escape attempt obviously.
Danny should hide the answers to some of Simon's questions about his storied introductions in future videos and see how observant our dear Simon can be about them. :P
Ahhhhhh yes, we have Netflix, Amazon Prime, Simon Says.......
Soon you'll have enough shows where you can start your own service!!!!!🤦♀️🤣🤣🤣🥰
"Hello everyone, I just wanna let you know that I have new channel" - monthly message from Simon.
No joke. Stay tuned.
@@brainblaze6526 Simon: I make enough money! I don't need your money!
Simon: Money, coke, money, coke! Just not enough fucking money to fix my god damn neon sign!
Me: I love these videos but the broken neon sign makes me feel you also have a working television sitting on top of a broken television stashed somewhere.
@@brainblaze6526 at this rate you’re going to release a channel about cocaine I will be one of first subscribers
@@brainblaze6526 , betting on the complete alphabet: BB, CC, DD, and so on...🍃
Be honest Simon the real reason you keep making new channels is to keep farming those silver play buttons.
simon = human content farm
No he needs money to support his cocaine addiction. Allegedly
I do have a fairly substantial collection of play buttons.
There's a Hungry Hippo Cafe in Salter's Hill, West Norwood, London... sooooooo, maybe Danny really has been there. HEHE.
One of Simons friends needs to step in and help him. He's clearly addicted to making youtube channels and cannot break the addiction. Save our Simon before its too late.
Fortunately I don't have any friends.
So there!
@@brainblaze6526 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can we just get a script of danny rambling about whatever? It would be interesting to see Simon ramble about Danny's ramblings
Coming soon :)
Mewhahaha. That’s the first 10 min of every blaze!!! Keep um coming Danny boy!!
NOW THAT WOULD BE FUNNY😂....
I thought that that's what this channel is all about.
Ramble-ception!
Me, every 2 weeks: "oh look, Simon wants me to subscribe to another channel. FIIIINE"
legend
Yer I think Im subbed to all of them to lol And Yes Simon I do watch them lol
That about sums it up! I would like to know about his failed channels as well.
My apartment complex has valet garbage service, so my garbage is picked up every day between 5am and 8am every day without fail, except for Saturday. The worst part is that now we recycle less because there is no valet recycling and we have to walk around the building and across the courtyard to take out recycling.
Simon: "I'm going to pander to the Americans"
Us Americans: "Thank you"
The rest of the world: "Noooooooooo"
Time for a Busines Blaze about Simon's failed and discarded ideas from podcasts to channels to stickers.
The stickers are a huge success.
A huge rip off Enron scam success.
Yes. Please. I want to hear Simon's journey to legend status
@@brainblaze6526 They dont cost enough. I returned them but they wouldnt accept my payment to pay them to take the stickers back so i could then buy them back again at a higher price. Instead i blazed the money. 1ten out of ten1 would sticker again.
@@brainblaze6526 That gives me hope in capitalism and destroys my faith in humanity. If you set aside all of the successful sticker money to buy the Theranos brand name that would be the true Legendary play.
Sorry to ruin your 69 likes
"I'm disgusted by you, but I hope my god forgives you!" As someone who grew up in the American South, Simon, I've never heard anyone so eloquently sum up Southern Baptism. And that's why I became an atheist.
I considered converting to atheist, but they charge too much to get into heaven.
More just Baptists in general. The independent fundamental branch is even worse...
What a narrow minded position southern baptist theology is, but even narrower is using that alone to become atheist.
Grew up Southern Baptist(the most evil.) Yes and Hell yes!
Rucker and narrower still to assume that’s the sole reason. You missed the humor.
Ah I loved this one!!! Really felt like Simon was having more fun than we've seen him in a looooong time!!
This was an absolutely brilliant video! You have to do a part 2 eventually!!!
Read the facts fact boy gets me every time lol continue taking over UA-cam Simon, we all have your back! 🍻
I want the original “ask me about my pyramid scheme” merch back. I’ll send my money on that.
I want that one too!
As a huge tennis fan, an American, though the Australian, French, and US Opens are great tournaments, the absolute KING-or QUEEN for those who insist on verbal equality-of tournaments will always be Wimbledon.
Loved the REAL or FAKE...definitely a keeper. Danny you did an amazing job!
American tennis player as well, Wimbledon will always be the best
This side projects channel sounds like a good place to finally give us dannys story since you didn't want to do it on your biographics channel
I think my favourite part of this video is how much you enjoyed it Simon 😂 and Danny had a chance to use his amazing story telling gift in more than just the intro
I know this has probably been recommended but can we get a video of Danny’s life, we all need to know how this odd figure was moulded
I'm at the point where I just want to know how old he is and where he found the fountain of youth. Some of these scripts, Danny's side quips make it seem like he's been around for centuries
*Ooo, sidenote: maybe it's in Simon's basement and that's the REAL reason Danny's chained down there; to provide infinite content. Allegedly.
Amarianee he has, at this point I’m assuming he was born in a cave and just ages much slower than humans can ever, that’s my strongest theory
That's for Biographics
this was just awesome! Haven't seen this much enthusiasm on this channel for a while. So it's a win!
Thank you . Man because of you Blazing a trail it's now possible to Blaze while wearing my Blaze merch all as I watch Business Blaze. You have created a phenomenon my friend. You are a THE Legend.
In spite of having spent decades in academia and publishing any number of articles in technical publications as well as elsewhere, I find that I am at a loss when attempting to explain this channel and/or its presenter to others. I suppose I shall have to explain to myself why myself is so addicted the Boy and his score of channels before I can formulate an explanation that will comprehensively approach an explanation for my addiction to this ad conglomeration of cold, hard facts, insightful glimpses into extraordinary lives, journeys through history and the places that produce or are the result of that history, and an almost mindless grab bag of nearly useless but highly entertaining snippets of business as seen through the eyes of a talented writer confined to a basement, enhanced by some memorable memes, as presented by a maniacal "Legend" with a very boss beard.......................
Love ya, Simon................, simply love ya.
You legend George. Legend.
Lol.
Although poop isn't my first choice as the topic of a joke, it's definitely a solid number two.
Hahaha
Yes
Aren't you shwitty!
badda boom boom pssssssh
Sounds like a shit joke.
This was really fun. I am looking forward to part II.
I don't know what I liked more. Danny's script with Simon's commentary or Simon's reaction that gets more and more happy as the video continues.
Simon, PLEASE do more of these. It was an absolute blast.
A man on a mission to find out how many channels is too many
PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE I LOVE SEEING YOU HAVE FUN
I absolutely loved this idea for a video, you guys should do more like this!
That bird edit was easily one of the best cheap laughs I've been blessed with ever. Bravo.
Also video was fun, and still full of the blaze. Do more please.
So, at the rate we’re going, we will have Simons house fully mapped out by the next channel or two
Just wait until I launch "Simon's Toilet Adventures"
Business Blaze let me guess... its a channel with a little bathroom humor😂. Seriously. You should do this more or start a new channel called smarter than Simon. Only instead of just guessing true or false you put up a voting in the corner link (too tired to think of correct terminology sorry) and then in every episode you send out a free t-shirt (or sticker😜) to a random viewer who guessed more correctly than you did. Just a thought.
@@brainblaze6526 Well, get crackin', Job's not done 'til the paper work's done.
@@brainblaze6526 Fact or fiction: There was a website called Rate My Poo.
In the 1500s , the catholic church actually was selling tickets to heaven by telling donors to the St. Peters basilica that if they give enough, their sins would be absolved. It was quite a scandal and Martin Luther was pissed
My dude, you are one of the hardest hustlers on UA-cam. I'm honestly in a bit of awe at how much content you put out. Well done.
I love how nobody is surprised by Simons' creation of another channel 😂
Its a trend.
There are so many channels that have genuinely interesting series that I want to subscribe to, but they make so much other crap that I don't care about so I never subscribe (I'm looking at YOU Honest Trailers and Pitch Meeting). Simon, THANK YOU so much for making a different channel for each series so I can subscribe to all the ones that interest me and not have to clog my subscription feed with the videos I don't care about as much. You are truly a legend.
It doesn't make content or business sense to put a bunch of different stuff on one channel. I don't know why other channels do it.... As if their subscribers are all going to watch the other stuff. That's just not how UA-cam works.
Business Blaze and this reasoning my boi, is why you are a legend!
Hey whoa careful, you’re sounding like a real business channel with that kind of talk, we can’t be having that here
Yea, fuck Screen Rant but Ryan George is carrying it with Pitch Meetings. He also has is own channel
@Jarrett Munton Ryan George (Pitch Meeting guy) has his own channel that’s all stuff like his Pitch Meetings the channel is called Ryan George
14:55 - the little ooooooh here was so funny! Had me in stitches and I don't know why!
Just what we Americans need in these trying times, more Simon! Thank you Simon!
Trousers is definitely a more entertaining word than pants
I want more of these! It was fun and I loved seeing Simon have a genuinely good time 💕
This was fun, it's fun watching other people have fun! 😁 ❤️ I hope you do it again, with how good Danny is at spinning a tale some of these could get very interesting and inventive.
Some people collect spoons .....
Simon collect's UA-cam channels
People collect spoons??
It’s not the channels. It’s the play buttons😉
@@brainblaze6526 Yes for some odd reason, and they are not even ones you can reasonably use for anything. Just commemorative sterling spoons with emblems and figures and things on them. just google "Souvenir Spoons" or have Danny write a script on them and see what madness he comes up with.
@@brainblaze6526 sounds like an idea for an episode 👀👀😂
Collecting spoons sounds far more interesting than my hobby of collecting barcodes.
5:42 I can’t believe how much I laughed & I needed a laugh. This is a great episode already, Danny your writing is beautiful.
It’s true. Simon is great! But BB wouldn’t work without Danny’s awesome scripts and Sam’s excellent memeology/editing.
Terry Maximum-Effort I love Sams work so much. Yes, it is a perfect trio!
@@EMurph42 Very good, true. Perfect, no. The co-host ETA is missing.
Jack Mason I adore that inanimate object WAY more then I should. I also appreciated the meme counter.
I didn't know aliens could grow beards. Love ya Simon. When I'm sitting on the toilet, I watch your videos.
I was in an outright shit mood, but after watching this I’m in a much better mood. I think I need a shirt that says “Simon is my therapist” 😂😂😂
Do an entire episode on Acclaim.
They did some AMAZINGLY stupid marketing stunts that sound fake but are actually real.
The highlight of which being that they promised to pay the funeral costs of people crazy enough to put an ad for their game on the gravestone of the recently deceased
Turok was the shit though
Pronator Tendon
Considering all the lawsuits they had to settle, there is nothing to allege.
It’s a shorter list of people who weren’t winning lawsuits against Acclaim. Even the Olsen Twins we’re suing them.
@@enigma5714 No, the highlight of their stupidity was the publicity stunt that was also a game:
BMXXX
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I think ETA let Danny out of the box.
RIP ETA
2019-2020
I think eta is right next to Danny in the basement. Hopefully keeping him warm
CNN has reported that ETA died of Covid. Is this true?
@@michaellane8170 5G killed ETA when he tried to download an escape plan for Danny
Simon is like Hollywood. Any time he has an extra successful video you'd better believe there will be a sequel. So when's part two coming? Teasing, of course; I love all the videos and all the channels. Simon is the greatest youtuber of all time
PLEASE do these again! I freaking love this!
Suggestion: do a episode about Acclaim and their crazy PR stunts.
Friends, gather 'round...it's time...LET US BLAZE💥🔥
I remember reading an interview where Jaqueline Wilson said one of her early jobs was as an 'agony aunt' at the magazine Jackie, but it was only just starting so she had to write the questions/situations as well as the answers.
This was genuinely really entertaining and I'd love to see more of these!
This was so good it could be its own channel. Call it "Fact or Blaze"
Another Simon channel? Wow, Simon is taking over YT one channel at a time
There's no one I'd rather took over UA-cam tbf. 🤣
E-hem. Simon and his clones.
@@zhannad750 allegedly
It should just rebrand as SimonTube and be dine with it.
Who's complaining?
an acquaintance is a Glaswegian, whenever he's on twitch, he's got an IRNBRU on his desk
I definitely want more of this. Please make this a permanent series!!!
"Danny, you should be happy. I gave you Sam", said Simon.
Just out of earshot, Danny replied, "Yes, but now we have to SHARE your table scraps, when you DO share."
Simon with all the channels you make content for I have 3 questions:
1 Do you ever sleep?
2 When will you let Danny out of the basement?
3 How much coffe do you drink in a day?
Was excited when this idea was suggested. Did not disappoint! always fun to see Simon having fun.
One of the best Business Blazes ever! Please do more like this. Today is a rare and precious day off and I have a million things I desperately need to do, but I'm going to watch more Simon instead. Yay!
I loved this! Don't think I've ever seen Simon have so much fun, do more of these Danny!
Eating moldy mushrooms in the basement with Danny sounds like FUN!! But, only if he talks about Communism!
Fun fact: People do the same thing for stuff from tv and radio, too. Bigger channels have internal datebases and archives or independent companies that provide tv with content. They have to watch through stuff, write a description and add tags, so the channel can find the stuff again if they need it in the future. Or when they have an online library where they post stuff.
You basically get paid for watching tv or listening to the radio or old vinyl records. But you do have to cover a ton of boring stuff, too.
Not sure how common this is nowadays, but it used to be a thing like 12 years ago.
Sam takes the Legend award for the editing of this episode to include the random “Bah-dum-bum”... *FART*. I’m crying. 🥇
Sam, I _just_ shot water out my nose. OUCH! Monkey meme, perfectly timed with Simon's voice 💖😈
the voice match up was so good.
I don't know, Simon, I have met three random people so far that also watch your content.
We know each other by our usage ov *allegedly*
My youngest brother and I both separately started following Business Blaze. It’s not really that weird though. I mean, we are siblings. We both tend to like similarly weird things. There are a few other UA-cam channels that I have since discovered that we both follow, and we didn’t know that we were both into them until I cross-referenced with my brother.
I so totally can't wait for this to happen....
That'd do it
I keep trying to get my brother to sub. I've corrupted him with the Allegedly meme.
I don't think he's actually allowed to use allegedly, allegedly. Unless he starts blazing.
I love this concept and would watch many sequels. Simon having fun makes it even better! Top notch blaze 🔥
I think he needs to a community post about this to be able to vote.
This was amazing. We need more of this stat.
I never like or dislike videos, but still has to like this emphasis it's need. Allegedly.
I would have watched to the end, but I had to go Reserve A Spot In Heaven for Simon.
Thank you.
@@brainblaze6526 ...well....on the condition that he FREES DANNY, or at least starts hosing down the basement more often.....
😂😂👏🏻👏🏻