"Women dance in a way to make their boobs and butt jiggle" My three braincells: wait a minute I don't think they can help that, that's just going to happen when you make quick movements.
I actually might wear the "favorite villain is my wife" one. She loves pretending she's a witch (the fictional kind who cackles while she casts wicked spells), and has a lot of fun pretending she's a villain. She's the polar opposite of one, which might be why it's so fun for both of us.
Bigots never make sense. They constantly change the "logic". Like, pick one! They're just hateful really, there's no logical reason for their prejudice. It's all just "everyone that is not like me isn't good".
@@dio_hoestar_4204 You hit the nail on the head, actually. Sadly, I know someone like this. They're a lot like flat-earthers. They can produce reasons on the spot when it appeals to their intuition, and when it comes into conflict with reality or even something they said before, "reality" is brought into question, or it all makes sense justdontthinkaboutittoomuchokay? But I guess this isn't a product of bigotry. Bigotry is a product of this terrible way of thinking.
If I see that happening, I'm gonna say the opposite of what the heteronormative statement would be. For instance "she's gonna get all the girls" and "he's gonna break all the boys' hearts" and see what happens xD
My grandpa, parents, and my little sister all say this. It pisses me off and embarrasses me to no end, I’m literally straight (demiromantic & asexual, if that means anything). My parents fucking know I hate it but do it anyways. It’s told me that I’m not dating anyone until I move out.
Liberals make everything about politics by assuming things are political even though they aren't. Conservatives make everything about politics for their personal life. You see the difference here?
I don’t @@sabersin7694 How is being a homophobic, woman bashing, conservative “personal” and not political? How is being gay (a sexuality) political and not personal?
@@melikthegeek No the Community probably made it political, or is called a Human Right which I don’t understand because you are human. I personally don’t like the community but don’t get me wrong I am fine with people living in this world.
@@sabersin7694 I don't get it. You lot argue for our basic human rights to be stripped from us, and then act like we're the unreasonable ones when we take it seriously. Do you not see the blinding hypocrisy?
As a straight guy, I really fail to understand the “I hate my gf/wife/women in general” humor. Then again, I would laugh at a picture of grass with the caption “𝙅𝙪𝙖𝙣“ so I can’t really judge anybody’s humor.
Just yesterday my very "religious" teacher posted on his WhatsApp status, "be nice to your wife, hotels are getting closed (because of lockdown)" and IT MADE ME SO FUCKING MAD LIKE MY BLOOD WAS AND STILL IS BOILING
This literally happened to me in 8th grade: My Straight Friend: Hey, why do you say please a lot? Me: to... Be respectful? My Straight Friend: Are you gay?
@@gardeningkittycat6025 Gen z doesn't claim them. Because they're Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, sexist not because they are straight Which is why I also don't claim them ✨
Do people realize that "I" and "You" are pronouns? The person was saying "I live in the real world". They were literally using pronouns to say they didn't use pronouns.
Off topic, but a guy paid my couin $1,000 just to see a picture of her toenails. Do men not realise that there's literally other men out there paying their entire live savings to women just to see their toes? 😳
I've heard of far more (mostly gay) men making only fans than women, but that probably says more about how I've heard that than saying that there are definitely more men. Also, can we talk about the fact that some of the cringey straights were talking about women's boobs shaking on tiktok (solely because they are dancing), but when I think of "Straight TikTok" I think of men purposely making their dick dancing visible. The double standards are ridiculous
@@sabersin7694 In my country, the term gay or "bayot" in Bisaya (one of Philippine dialects) was actually derived from "Bayugin" which means "Effeminate male shaman" who was highly respected in our precolonial period. We were lgbtq+ friendly country until Spanish brought homophobic Catholicism in 1565 and killed the Bayogs. The irony is Spabish have already allowed same sex marriage in 2005. So technically, Bayot are highly respected here though there are some homophobic religious bigots that want us dead. Well, stay pressed for them.
@@comradethegreat3599 as a straight person I just want to thank you so much we go through so much it’s people like you who keep us safe 😖😭😱🥰🥺😁❤️❤️❤️❤️/j
About that photo of Marge. Let's make something clear: if someone is sleeping, they can't consent. Therefore, touching their genitals or penetrating them is sexual assault. It's really alarming the amount of straight cis men who joke about it.
I don't really understand why they can't just ask when they are awake, you could just ask her or him if they are fine with sleep sex, if they are uncertain even just abtiny bit, then don't.
@@razi_man I met a man who told me he liked "consensual non-consensual" but this was because he had very dark, violent, r*pe-like fantasies about sex and this can be a MAJOR red flag that they're dangerous (i.e. narcissists, sociopaths, psychopaths). But what makes this type of sex so arousing is not having permission in the first place. They could get it but that takes away from the feeling of power, dominance and control over a woman that makes it so satisfying.
Why are men acting brand new. Sexual assault isn’t a fetish and ignorance isn’t a valid excuse anymore it never was to begin with. Talk things out with you significant other and LEARN from each other. If that’s too much for you, you don’t deserve her.
To defend that guy who is saying "women sexualize themselves." I'm hoping he is young because I know that it took me awhile to realize the obvious fact that if you weren't around to observe the woman, she wouldn't be sexualized, so that it has to be the observer that is doing it. It took me an embarrassingly long time to figure that out. I used to be a conservative too so younger me made a lot of bad decisions.
Proud of you for improving!! I was the same too when I didn’t know I was bi- was very awkward when I didn’t know I had crushes on my classmates either.. if I hadn’t found my gay friends, I would have never realised I were gay so thank you gays for existing
i dont understand how straight men cant comprehend that a woman wanting to express herself sexually does not give them the right to sexually assault her..?
But it’s also not always sexual expression. My friends and I, as well as many others, get harassed all the time just because we have larger cup sizes. Just tryna wear normal clothes and be slightly more fashionable than a sack of potatoes! :(
@@scorpionkobra obviously. just keep it to your thoughts. as soon as it exits your thoughts it becomes assault, unless she explicitly let you know she wanted it.
As a lesbian, I do sometimes use the term “lesbian ship” when referencing wlw ships in shows etc. I have never used the term “lesbianship” for an irl couple though lol
Lmao my 3 year old brother saw my mom painting her nails and he asked if she could do his too and she said no. i saw this so i asked her why and she said if boys do feminine things when theyre young, theyll turn out gay. im so confused can someone please explain this logic????
If a woman makes an onlyfans that’s her choice, she’s making money, that’s her choice. Just because some women MIGHT sexualize themselves for money but that doesn’t mean all women/girls want to or should be sexualized. Women are not objects, they are people and deserve to be treated like it :)
Agreed, and even if a woman does sexualize herself at certain moments, that doesn't automatically give anyone the right to do it whenever they want. Women can make their own decisions. They're autonomous. They have brains. It's not rocket science.
@@puffisaflea9264 yes it is. plants are life but the fruits are just ovaries and a turnip is maybe a stem or root. so yeah, an object. But I am not an object
Reddit history fact: I like what the sub has turned into, but when it first started for a while it was just a subreddit titled "AreTheStraightsOK" with only one post, reading "No." And in the years since, it has maintained that energy beautifully.
As a lesbian, I've never even seen the term "lesbianship" before but y'know what, it's my new favorite word Me and my girlfriend aren't in a relationship we're in a ✨l e s b i a n s h i p✨
I love the argument that women “objectify themselves” bc they post inappropriate things. That’s like saying you can treat an artist like a mindless tool to make things bc they post their art online. That’s not how it works bro! Just bc someone posts sexy stuff doesn’t mean they wanna be treated like a tool to be used. They want to be treated like a person who happens to like sex. Idk what’s so hard to grasp!
It is not at all woman’s fault for being sexualized. One day I was just lying on the beach and some dude walked up to me and catcalled me. mind you i am 12 years old thank you guys for the support ❤️
Thats disgusting. One time I was literally just walking down the street and these dudes pulled up next to me and asked for my snap, I was like 13-14, and I definitely looked it.
Disgusting.. one day i was playing xbox with my friends and one of my friends friends, i didnt even know him either. oO ... he hugged me from the back and his hand rubbed me on the V... like why even is ur hand near my v .. like you aint my man... i told one of my friends and turns out he been sneakily touching girl's v's not just me... nasty a** males.
I saw a video of a short guy and tall woman relationship and the comments were filled with "She just wants his money and is actually cheating on him" to which I replied "At first everyone is complaining about women only wanting taller guys but if a woman actually shows interest in shorter guys it means that she's lying and cheating. Can't make you satisfied as it seems." Their replies to my comment didn't make any sense...
I seriously didn't think this kind of humor was still a thing until I started working in a dental office. Let me tell you how hilarious it is when your patients make these kinds of jokes in front of you and legit expect you to find them hilarious! It's like .. "you realize I'm a woman, right"? I cant figure out if their wives suffer through this, or if they prey on women like myself who are forced to listen to their stupid, crude jokes because their wives don't tolerate it. MOST guys aren't like this. But there are still a few out there.
6:51: The logic here 🤦♀️ "It wasn't my fault I robbed the bakery. It's the shop clerk's fault for putting all those delicious looking cakes on display like that!" Also, a truck is gayest vehicle out there. I mean, come on! A big rear with wood in the back 😏
Straight guys be like: “the old ball n’ chain god I hate my wife” Gays: “everyday I write an essay for my beloved and to tell them about my undying love for them “
in 7/11 u would say that comment like "At 7-Eleven ding don’t use pronouns, ding call each other the dinging noise the 7-Eleven door makes every time ding open it."
@@SGXDA Right. Poor cishets be suffering major oppression... It's just sad... We keep rubbing our "agenda" on their face by existing and trying to live freely.
@@SGXDA Whether you meant it or not it's stupid. There's not a single person on the face of Earth that gets oppressed by their own family and the society and even the law and government just for being straight or cis.
@Anthony Lopez i feel like that mostly happens because people think its ok to do that cause they are also being treated that way. like treat people the way you wanted to be treated but instead treat people how people treat you kinda thing
@Anthony Lopez because hate from men is literally misogyny and then spewing misogynistic takes, while the main reason most women talk down on men is because they’re constantly disappointed, abused, or oppressed by them. You have to actually step back and think WHY do women think or feel this way about men? most women don’t like men because of the oppression that women have faced for years, or because they’ve personally been hurt, abused, etc by men. Men hate women because they want someone they can control, they want an object.
When someone open carries, especially just to show people their gun, its usually a sign of incredible insecurity. Have you seen Steven Crowder? He either has a gun on his desk or open carries on his set, its insane.
I'm commenting on this a little late, but as being a straight person, I want to apologize. I never knew straight people were like this...I do not personally act like this at all.
As a cis-het male, I'd like to apologize on behalf of us normal straights. Edit: turns out I'm hella bisexual but STILL Edit 2: ok so looks like I'm questioning my gender now too yas queen
People always complain about women usually not dating short men (which usually just means a guy shorter than her), but gloss over the fact that men usually won’t date women taller than them. Double standard.
I wish. If I could choose to prefer women more I would 100% and forget worrying about shifting through endless horrible men just to maybe find one that might consider me as a human. But nah, either do that or stay single (or find a girl that's aight with just romance, I guess, unless she awakens the hidden big gay in me)
@@pyraffin Lmao I hope you find this one special guy I mean surly there is a good guy that's the perfect fit for you out there right? if you think a relationship is toxic then please get out of it as soon as possible and if you prefer being single then that's cool too! just don't pressure yourself into dating someone you don't want too
I’m a 6’2” woman, I have absolutely no problem with short kings. I feel a little awkward if I’m a foot taller than my partner, but that’s my insecurity about my height, nothing to do with my partner. Short kings be proud. You don’t need to dismissive people who reject you’re fine self because they’re too shallow to accept your height. You deserve better than that.
I used to be that person 😖 Now I realize I was just trying to be as accepting of lgbtq+ people as I knew how to, or could, around homophobic family 😅 spoiler alert: I'm probably bi
Honestly, Sam Collins has to be one of the only youtubers who responds to most commenters. More UA-camrs should do that; it makes the fanbase more connected to them!
7:32 I highly doubt that person has looked at all of social media. I know there are women I follow that don't link it. It says a lot more about them that they came across a lot of women who will link that than the women who "sexualize themselves"
10:30 my mom made my dad buy this shirt because she was cosplaying as the evil queen on theirs wedding anniversary at Disney so in that context I think it’s ok (if we don’t speak about the part when a Karen started to follow them saying he can’t where it and that my mom was a censored for wearing her costume…)
I hate when people say it’s always the women who try and get sexual attention or whatever you call it. I don’t. Me and my sister were walking to get food that was 3 miles away and I was wearing a hoodie and sweatpants. I wasn’t dressed up or anything. Also I was 12 at the time. A old man, middle aged women, and another old man cat called me and my sister. One guy even climbed half way out of the car trying to get our numbers. I literally cryed when I got home cause I felt like trash. One cause they only liked me for my but and boobs. I mean there’s no way they knew me. It really sucks. And yeah some women want that attention but not a 12 year old girl who is just trying to get McDonald’s. I’m 14 now and I still get cat called all the time and it’s really annoying.
if i had a nickel for every time one of you asked me to react to this subreddit....
Most of them no
hiiiii
They are NOT OK
you would have a lot of nickels i guess
That's called patreon
No pronouns, we talk like Minecraft villagers
_hmm_
*hmmm*
Hmm
Hmm?
Hurrrnmnm
The straights can be a little weird sometimes.
woahhh hi 👋
ONE TOPICCCC
HI OT
I’m gonna tell the click you escaped from his dungeon
omg hi OT! 💜
cishet men do realize they're supposed to LIKE women, right?
Except, cishet men clearly don't like women.
Cishet men are supposed to be lone wolves unlike the gays cuz they can't do anything without emotional support from their gay friends.
i can't tell if this is supposed to be a shot at cishet men or at gay men
@@sabersin7694 LoNe wOLvES
THAT PART!!!
"Women dance in a way to make their boobs and butt jiggle"
My three braincells: wait a minute I don't think they can help that, that's just going to happen when you make quick movements.
i feel insulted. completely unrelated, but i do
it might be bc of gravity but idk women don’t know anything except housework 🥱
@@brittneyamiya i'm sorry but what?
@@makennaharris2965 I was being sarcastic I promise 😅
@@brittneyamiyaThank God coz I was about to throw hands😂
A man: *is safe or respectful*
The straights: ThAtS gAy
Man: *compliments his friend*
Idiots: "HAH, GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
The toxic masculinity is so strong
In my world that’s a compliment
@@lolalala982 literallyyy
haha u stinky/j
Ohh The Straights, haha - I like this subreddit
ayyyy
As a trump fan I support my LGBTIMMORAL Americans friends
kings supporting kings
Hi jamie
Ayyy. It’s my boiiiiiiii
“some straight men are so afraid of being gay they don’t wipe”
*what*
*It is what it is*
Fellas, is it gay to practice basic hygiene?
@$$
Is it *gay* to *wipe*
Gotta do what you gotta do
I actually might wear the "favorite villain is my wife" one. She loves pretending she's a witch (the fictional kind who cackles while she casts wicked spells), and has a lot of fun pretending she's a villain. She's the polar opposite of one, which might be why it's so fun for both of us.
Aww Cute
Vaild
This is the reason those shirts should be used !
Wholesome
W H O L E S O M E 👏 👏
I am a lesbian, and no we do NOT use the term "lesbianship" 🤔🤣
THANK U
@Totally todoroki 😂😂
I used it ironically, but now it's a thing
Yeah okay, but only lesbians can use it. Let's confuse everyone else
@poppycat I completely agree 😂
Man: *acts even slightly feminine*
Society: lol ur not a real man
Trans women: *exists*
Society: ah yes, a man
Bigots never make sense.
They constantly change the "logic". Like, pick one!
They're just hateful really, there's no logical reason for their prejudice. It's all just "everyone that is not like me isn't good".
@@dio_hoestar_4204 You hit the nail on the head, actually. Sadly, I know someone like this. They're a lot like flat-earthers. They can produce reasons on the spot when it appeals to their intuition, and when it comes into conflict with reality or even something they said before, "reality" is brought into question, or it all makes sense justdontthinkaboutittoomuchokay?
But I guess this isn't a product of bigotry. Bigotry is a product of this terrible way of thinking.
literally its so weird
wheres the cap
Who said trans women are seen as a man))
“He’s gonna break all the ladies hearts” “she’s gonna get all the guys” when a baby’s born💀
Exactly!
I hate it
If I see that happening, I'm gonna say the opposite of what the heteronormative statement would be. For instance "she's gonna get all the girls" and "he's gonna break all the boys' hearts" and see what happens xD
My grandpa, parents, and my little sister all say this. It pisses me off and embarrasses me to no end, I’m literally straight (demiromantic & asexual, if that means anything). My parents fucking know I hate it but do it anyways. It’s told me that I’m not dating anyone until I move out.
@The Antagonist FACTS, thanks for pointing that out! Hate that shit. Very creepy.
Republicans: liberals make everything about politics
Also republicans: * makes whole wedding about being a trump supporter *
Liberals make everything about politics by assuming things are political even though they aren't.
Conservatives make everything about politics for their personal life.
You see the difference here?
I don’t @@sabersin7694
How is being a homophobic, woman bashing, conservative “personal” and not political?
How is being gay (a sexuality) political and not personal?
@@melikthegeek No the Community probably made it political, or is called a Human Right which I don’t understand because you are human. I personally don’t like the community but don’t get me wrong I am fine with people living in this world.
@@greatdane1991 stfu homophobe.
@@sabersin7694 I don't get it. You lot argue for our basic human rights to be stripped from us, and then act like we're the unreasonable ones when we take it seriously. Do you not see the blinding hypocrisy?
Men: Women aren't funny
Men's sense of humor: Lol WOMEN! Get it?? Women. Existing. Lol
As a straight guy, I really fail to understand the “I hate my gf/wife/women in general” humor. Then again, I would laugh at a picture of grass with the caption “𝙅𝙪𝙖𝙣“ so I can’t really judge anybody’s humor.
@@yourfather9160 I can't believe I just laughed out loud at the mental image of some grass called Juan
Just yesterday my very "religious" teacher posted on his WhatsApp status, "be nice to your wife, hotels are getting closed (because of lockdown)"
and IT MADE ME SO FUCKING MAD LIKE MY BLOOD WAS AND STILL IS BOILING
@@AreeeAsh it seems a lot of straight men did not get the memo that they're supposed to like their wives/girlfriends
GreyWolf same I laughed so hard
I was today years old when I learned that diet soda is a “feminine item”
This literally happened to me in 8th grade:
My Straight Friend: Hey, why do you say please a lot?
Me: to... Be respectful?
My Straight Friend: Are you gay?
🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️geez that guy is stupid
Well I mean it's 8th grade, what do you expect?
Currently in 7th and I am scared
I'm in eighth grade and can confirm that this is how people act
@@elijahyes3110 as you should be
Our two genders:
Hmmmmmmm and Ha
THE TWO GENDERS
Do you mind using ham for me,,??
thanks,,
Nah my pronouns are hackalack/hackalackem
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
I am hhhhhmmmmmmAAAA
straight humor in the 1950s: i hate my wife
straight humor in 2020: i hate my wife
*life
@@tahsina.c we all hating our lives out here, not jus the straights 😔
@@tahsina.c that’s gay/gen z humor lmao
@@eliotb.1219 everyone in gen z is gay expect the straight tiktok but we don't claim them as gen z
@@gardeningkittycat6025 Gen z doesn't claim them. Because they're Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, sexist not because they are straight
Which is why I also don't claim them ✨
I literally used to have a crush on the shortest kid in my class.
He was sweet and nice to me :/
Imo short guys are cute, I'd date one.
bruh same.... most dudes i’ve crushed on have been shorter than 6 feet lmao shortest dude i liked was the same height as me (5 feet)
Whoever said girls only like tall men have obviously never seen the attack on titan fandom
@@sappy.3xe but that means that most of them were taller than you.
I did when I was 12, he was way shorter and we always joked about it (I guess he liked me back?)
Do people realize that "I" and "You" are pronouns? The person was saying "I live in the real world". They were literally using pronouns to say they didn't use pronouns.
please, you think they paid attention in first grade?
@@mammoneymelon they didnt even pay attention in daycare
@@theincarnateofkurro they didnt even pay attention to kindergarten
@@junioli6862 daycare lower than kindergarten
Whenever someone says they "don't use pronouns" then I just awkwardly call them thier name untill they admit that pronouns exist.
“It’s women who flock to such websites as Onlyfans”
Bro who do you think is paying them? Lesbians?
anyone who is attracted to women.
Off topic, but a guy paid my couin $1,000 just to see a picture of her toenails. Do men not realise that there's literally other men out there paying their entire live savings to women just to see their toes? 😳
I've heard of far more (mostly gay) men making only fans than women, but that probably says more about how I've heard that than saying that there are definitely more men.
Also, can we talk about the fact that some of the cringey straights were talking about women's boobs shaking on tiktok (solely because they are dancing), but when I think of "Straight TikTok" I think of men purposely making their dick dancing visible. The double standards are ridiculous
Chris Kagamine Say it louder for the people on straight tik tok
some xD
Funny how straight man called me a gay to humiliate me. Dude, I would be more offended if you called me straight.
AJAJJAAJ LMAOO
I'm surprised it didn't offend you even more, because they're basically degrading your very existence.
@@sabersin7694 In my country, the term gay or "bayot" in Bisaya (one of Philippine dialects) was actually derived from "Bayugin" which means "Effeminate male shaman" who was highly respected in our precolonial period. We were lgbtq+ friendly country until Spanish brought homophobic Catholicism in 1565 and killed the Bayogs. The irony is Spabish have already allowed same sex marriage in 2005.
So technically, Bayot are highly respected here though there are some homophobic religious bigots that want us dead. Well, stay pressed for them.
AHHAHGGAAGAAGAAA OMG YES
PLSS
"I" is a pronoun.
Interesting. May I ask what it would be if referring to what the person owns (their)?
@@OPC3301 My
@@OPC3301 I'm, me, my, myself, all pronouns.
That's gay bro
@@aprilcox871 is breathing gay too?
“If your husband doesn’t vote republican, you’re in a lesbianship.”
Gay dudes with husbands: ...
They both automatically become girls
Sorry, I don't make the rules here
you forgot the "doesn't" before the "republican" haha
@@alwaysprocrastinating355 ah shoot ur right hold up
@@leeningtowerofpizza haha happy to help :)
Then you're in a gayship.
As a straight I can confirm that we are not okay
will we ever be
i just donated some money to a straight support group, hope they find a cure 😔
note: this is a joke
@@comradethegreat3599 really? That’s so good I applaud you! I officially started a support group to convert the straights 🥰
@@comradethegreat3599 as a straight person I just want to thank you so much we go through so much it’s people like you who keep us safe 😖😭😱🥰🥺😁❤️❤️❤️❤️/j
About that photo of Marge. Let's make something clear: if someone is sleeping, they can't consent. Therefore, touching their genitals or penetrating them is sexual assault. It's really alarming the amount of straight cis men who joke about it.
I don't really understand why they can't just ask when they are awake, you could just ask her or him if they are fine with sleep sex, if they are uncertain even just abtiny bit, then don't.
@@razi_man eh I still think that's whack, they could've changed their mind, and the other person would never know
@@razi_man I met a man who told me he liked "consensual non-consensual" but this was because he had very dark, violent, r*pe-like fantasies about sex and this can be a MAJOR red flag that they're dangerous (i.e. narcissists, sociopaths, psychopaths). But what makes this type of sex so arousing is not having permission in the first place. They could get it but that takes away from the feeling of power, dominance and control over a woman that makes it so satisfying.
I mean it depends if the person said it was okay, but yeah that’s really gross and disrespectful
Why are men acting brand new. Sexual assault isn’t a fetish and ignorance isn’t a valid excuse anymore it never was to begin with. Talk things out with you significant other and LEARN from each other. If that’s too much for you, you don’t deserve her.
One of those “gender signs” they used is literally just the symbol for Mercury😂😂
BADASS im now mercury i am stuck in a perpetual state of night on one side and day on the other with wildly contrasting temperatures 😼
@@thecheshire5762 'cause you're hot and you're cold
You're yes and you're no
Jk
@@thecheshire5762 The sign if for the element but this absolutely works too
I now intentify as mercury
To defend that guy who is saying "women sexualize themselves." I'm hoping he is young because I know that it took me awhile to realize the obvious fact that if you weren't around to observe the woman, she wouldn't be sexualized, so that it has to be the observer that is doing it. It took me an embarrassingly long time to figure that out. I used to be a conservative too so younger me made a lot of bad decisions.
Good to know that you are learning 👍🏽
Proud of you for improving!! I was the same too when I didn’t know I was bi- was very awkward when I didn’t know I had crushes on my classmates either.. if I hadn’t found my gay friends, I would have never realised I were gay so thank you gays for existing
It's ok, we stan character development ^^
I can't think of a good Schrodinger joke
@@gracie5463 yikes, did you ever beat the shit out of him?
i dont understand how straight men cant comprehend that a woman wanting to express herself sexually does not give them the right to sexually assault her..?
But it’s also not always sexual expression. My friends and I, as well as many others, get harassed all the time just because we have larger cup sizes. Just tryna wear normal clothes and be slightly more fashionable than a sack of potatoes! :(
@@bayza7955 yeah, that too. nobody should be sexualized (if they dont want to be) because of something they cant control
@@scorpionkobra you can still be respectful.
@@spliffin.stryker Look bro, sexualisation of someone is not a problem unless it's at the level of harrasment or abuse.
@@scorpionkobra obviously. just keep it to your thoughts. as soon as it exits your thoughts it becomes assault, unless she explicitly let you know she wanted it.
in conclusion: no
thank u for coming to my ted talk
great response! thanks for coming to my sam talk
Sam Collins omG i got noticed ily
Bruh that was so long and inspiring.
Sam Collins you’re always so much more enthusiastic in the replies than in the video bro 😂 ( no hate
*Clapping* WOOOOO, THAT WAS AMAZING!!!
As a lesbian, I do sometimes use the term “lesbian ship” when referencing wlw ships in shows etc. I have never used the term “lesbianship” for an irl couple though lol
Lmao my 3 year old brother saw my mom painting her nails and he asked if she could do his too and she said no. i saw this so i asked her why and she said if boys do feminine things when theyre young, theyll turn out gay. im so confused can someone please explain this logic????
there is no logic, you can do feminine things as a guy and not be gay.
your mom sounds mean. you should paint his nails behind her back.
@@fishinspacey I want to but she'll probably get really upset.. he's not even allowed to touch anything pink 😔
The logic is that you should not do any feminine things as a guy.
@@sabersin7694 why though? Its not hurting anyone and kids are kids how are they gonna know
“I don’t get why women hate straight men”
I mean he’s not wrong
they hate straight men and short men, guess that makes me an awful pick
@@SupraMan38 do you actually consider yourself to be on their level??? you're literally a god
KAM❤️
Sam Collins mhm
anushka pandey no ❤️
If a woman makes an onlyfans that’s her choice, she’s making money, that’s her choice. Just because some women MIGHT sexualize themselves for money but that doesn’t mean all women/girls want to or should be sexualized. Women are not objects, they are people and deserve to be treated like it :)
Nah I am am most definitely an object.
@@puffisaflea9264 you're flea. that's not an object
Agreed, and even if a woman does sexualize herself at certain moments, that doesn't automatically give anyone the right to do it whenever they want. Women can make their own decisions. They're autonomous. They have brains. It's not rocket science.
@@theturniptress805 Is a turnip considered an object?
@@puffisaflea9264 yes it is. plants are life but the fruits are just ovaries and a turnip is maybe a stem or root. so yeah, an object.
But I am not an object
"...Go get yourself a REAL MAN sis"
How much do y'all wanna bet whoever wrote this is single af
My kidney
Reddit history fact: I like what the sub has turned into, but when it first started for a while it was just a subreddit titled "AreTheStraightsOK" with only one post, reading "No."
And in the years since, it has maintained that energy beautifully.
"I don't use pronouns" But "I" is literally is pronoun....
Abby speaks in third-person 100% of the time😤😤
Aio is very amused 😤👁
@@abbyreaves595 Kemery is very impressed with Abby's cleverness
Theo is amused by Abby, Aio, and Kemery
@@mooss__5200 Kemery likes Ducks are pretty cool's username
As a straight man, I can confirm - we are Oklahoma.
Oh so youre boring?
as someone who lives in oklahoma i want to be offended but that’s so true
@@SupraMan38 yessirrr
@@parkspark391 *nods head*
Sam Collins aren’t you technically a straight man though?
I am woman. And I actually like short guys. Unfortunately, I am short too, it's hard to find guys shorter than me
That, or tall guys just annoy me. It's probably just a personal problem but I hate having to look up-
Most of the short guys you are talking about were still taller than you.
@@kingmanjohn1243 No I mean I like guys shorter than me
Im not really bothered by height. Im on the average-taller side of women and my longest crush was on a guy shorter than me (5’4” ish, im 5’7”)
As a lesbian, I've never even seen the term "lesbianship" before but y'know what, it's my new favorite word
Me and my girlfriend aren't in a relationship we're in a ✨l e s b i a n s h i p✨
I wish your ship a safe and fruitful voyage.
Im ashamed to be associated with these kinds of straights....
it’s ok there’s good straights too
Idk what i am at this point, i just want some love😔
We love straight people as long as they are good allies and don’t do this weird type of crap. 💕
Um, no your aren’t, your amazing.
@-froggie army- SAME
“I” still haven’t found anyone who uses pronouns....
my dude... got some wild news about the words “I/me/my”...
These people clearly didn’t pay attention in 1st grade.
😸👍 because first grade is for the gays!1!1!!!1
@@pixel3045 LMFAOOOOO
I love the argument that women “objectify themselves” bc they post inappropriate things.
That’s like saying you can treat an artist like a mindless tool to make things bc they post their art online.
That’s not how it works bro! Just bc someone posts sexy stuff doesn’t mean they wanna be treated like a tool to be used. They want to be treated like a person who happens to like sex.
Idk what’s so hard to grasp!
**I** haven’t met **anyone** who uses pronouns. Reason is because **I** LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD.
"Real world" as in his house in suburbia.
It is not at all woman’s fault for being sexualized. One day I was just lying on the beach and some dude walked up to me and catcalled me. mind you i am 12 years old
thank you guys for the support ❤️
Thats disgusting. One time I was literally just walking down the street and these dudes pulled up next to me and asked for my snap, I was like 13-14, and I definitely looked it.
Disgusting.. one day i was playing xbox with my friends and one of my friends friends, i didnt even know him either. oO ... he hugged me from the back and his hand rubbed me on the V... like why even is ur hand near my v .. like you aint my man... i told one of my friends and turns out he been sneakily touching girl's v's not just me... nasty a** males.
Lol that’s why I pretend to be male online. That way when they find out they don’t really care.
@@loopymomy2532 when they find out i end up with crappy jokes about if im single and want a man they available..
@@jellybeans3994 thats the most Australian sentence I've seen in a long time
There are "straight people"
And there are people who happen to be straight
If they can’t tell the difference, they’re ‘straight people’
bro you right
Yes
I pity the people who happen to be straight. They’re not always awful, but they have to be associated with The Straights
I love this comment section.
It feels like people forget that pronouns have a meaning outside of lgbt+
That dude who was complaining about onlyfans and shit has never had sex
If he has, then I’d bet money he’s never made a woman orgasm
still not gonna change the fact
"Women hating men for being short"
*My girlfriend loving me for my shortness*
You are appreciated, make sure you sweep her off her feet! 💙💜💖
WHOLESOME 100 THIS IS SO CUTE
We love short kings don’t let anyone make you think otherwise
Okay but despite me liking women I have a soft spot for short kings💜💜
I saw a video of a short guy and tall woman relationship and the comments were filled with "She just wants his money and is actually cheating on him" to which I replied "At first everyone is complaining about women only wanting taller guys but if a woman actually shows interest in shorter guys it means that she's lying and cheating. Can't make you satisfied as it seems."
Their replies to my comment didn't make any sense...
The only straight that’s ok: Sam Collins
thank u :D
and onetopic!
and weebs that don't have illegal ships
plz
my friend is straight
@@sana._.8040 lmaoo ok then
Maggie and Kurtis Conner
I seriously didn't think this kind of humor was still a thing until I started working in a dental office. Let me tell you how hilarious it is when your patients make these kinds of jokes in front of you and legit expect you to find them hilarious! It's like .. "you realize I'm a woman, right"? I cant figure out if their wives suffer through this, or if they prey on women like myself who are forced to listen to their stupid, crude jokes because their wives don't tolerate it. MOST guys aren't like this. But there are still a few out there.
6:51: The logic here 🤦♀️ "It wasn't my fault I robbed the bakery. It's the shop clerk's fault for putting all those delicious looking cakes on display like that!"
Also, a truck is gayest vehicle out there. I mean, come on! A big rear with wood in the back 😏
Straight guys be like: “the old ball n’ chain god I hate my wife”
Gays: “everyday I write an essay for my beloved and to tell them about my undying love for them “
And yet: we’re still the bad guys..?
@Some annoying person it is a joke bruh yo aren't U the guy from before? Lol you have to be trolling your doing it for action
Hey y’all, their username (annoying person) is a dead giveaway. Whether you think it’s funny or not, don’t dwell on it.
@Jade Willow what did they say?
You’ve clearly never been to gay dating sites 🙃
At 7-Eleven they don’t use pronouns, they call each other the dinging noise the 7-Eleven door makes every time you open it.
can confirm, been to many 7/11s and they do in fact do this
@@linkinlog8543 haha
in 7/11 u would say that comment like "At 7-Eleven ding don’t use pronouns, ding call each other the dinging noise the 7-Eleven door makes every time ding open it."
Skilelzhsiaoedhxb 😂
"I'm not heterophobic BUUUUT-"
Familiar?
@@SGXDA Right. Poor cishets be suffering major oppression... It's just sad... We keep rubbing our "agenda" on their face by existing and trying to live freely.
@@SGXDA Whether you meant it or not it's stupid. There's not a single person on the face of Earth that gets oppressed by their own family and the society and even the law and government just for being straight or cis.
@@SGXDA I was explaining why what you were talking about can't actually be called heterophobia.
@@SGXDA That's not how it works. You just sound like those people who support straight pride when you say that.
@@SGXDA Good one, trying to put words in my mouth. But that's basically the opposite of what I said.
5:20 the fact that they think being compared to a woman is insulting says it all
it amazes me how much straight men talk down on women, like bruh if you hate women so bad, date a man😭
@Anthony Lopez i feel like that mostly happens because people think its ok to do that cause they are also being treated that way. like treat people the way you wanted to be treated but instead treat people how people treat you kinda thing
Go on twitter and see how much the women love to complain about men and their fake oppression, and then you'll see why we hate them.
@@sabersin7694 yikes women are definitely oppressed all over the world. don’t be ignorant
@Anthony Lopez because hate from men is literally misogyny and then spewing misogynistic takes, while the main reason most women talk down on men is because they’re constantly disappointed, abused, or oppressed by them. You have to actually step back and think WHY do women think or feel this way about men? most women don’t like men because of the oppression that women have faced for years, or because they’ve personally been hurt, abused, etc by men. Men hate women because they want someone they can control, they want an object.
Dude, that "its women's fault for being sexualized" reminded me HARD of my dad 💀 ☠ 💀
My dad thinks like that and every time he brings it up I get to mad lmao
@@danielyoung7534 lol i hope you convince him
When someone open carries, especially just to show people their gun, its usually a sign of incredible insecurity. Have you seen Steven Crowder? He either has a gun on his desk or open carries on his set, its insane.
I'm commenting on this a little late, but as being a straight person, I want to apologize. I never knew straight people were like this...I do not personally act like this at all.
it's funny to look back at this and now say that I'm not straight anymore...
Omg I'm a little late but the transformation here was hilarious I had to respond. Welcome to the gang! Have some milk and cookies!🍪🍪🍪🥛🥛🌈💕
Your two comments are literally me in a nutshell
“Why do women hate straight men” “oh wait no I mean short” no you were right the first time 😂😂
They were both right lol
@@sirrys cuz it’s a joke
i’m not even a woman, and me too
It's fine because we hate women just as much.
I mean, “why do women hate straight men?” Isn’t really a question that has to be asked though
How are most of these women just insulting men by calling them "a girl" etc.? Like ... honey, YOU are a girl. Why is that an insult to you?
Guess the idea is that a woman acting like a woman is fine. A man acting like one isn't.
Because men are the best
@@scorpionkobra Ew um
@@chenmae9747 He’s living up to that pfp
@@_jen10alienforce_ LMAO
the maga wedding looks like a sims 4 mod
This is less of a, “Are the straights okay?” Video and more of a, “Are the trumpies okay?”
As a lesbian, i have never heard the term "lesbianship" until now.
i kinda wanna start using it now though
As another lesbian in the chat I have not hear of that either
I will now start using it to refer to me and my gf
*You know, once I get one*
lol i came to the comments to check to make sure i wasnt going crazy
@@applef1uffy Felt that
As a cis-het male, I'd like to apologize on behalf of us normal straights.
Edit: turns out I'm hella bisexual but STILL
Edit 2: ok so looks like I'm questioning my gender now too yas queen
I accept your apology. Don’t worry it’s not your fault
@@Patchoulliil no it isn't
It's not your fault but thank you
ditto, every time I see posts of this subreddit, I wanna say: I am sorry for the rest of us.
As a cis-hetero woman, i apologise for the straights-
People always complain about women usually not dating short men (which usually just means a guy shorter than her), but gloss over the fact that men usually won’t date women taller than them. Double standard.
Minecraft villagers be like: "hm, ha, we don't use pronouns here"
Can we all just talk about how good Sam’s videos always are... literally wouldn’t have got through lockdown without them X
aw thank you very much :D
I just found him, too! Where have I been??
The actual Sam Collins saw my comment 👁.👁
Literally
Yeah! His dry wit and cute smile cheer me up in every video.
So glad to see more content, in a longer video!
I think we have established the answer to that already.
✨NO✨
*_NO_*
@@SupraMan38 Self burn, those are rare.
You’re right.
literally men like those are the reasons why we're Lesbians
I wish. If I could choose to prefer women more I would 100% and forget worrying about shifting through endless horrible men just to maybe find one that might consider me as a human. But nah, either do that or stay single (or find a girl that's aight with just romance, I guess, unless she awakens the hidden big gay in me)
@@pyraffin Lmao I hope you find this one special guy I mean surly there is a good guy that's the perfect fit for you out there right? if you think a relationship is toxic then please get out of it as soon as possible and if you prefer being single then that's cool too! just don't pressure yourself into dating someone you don't want too
Only thing I am grateful in life is being born a lesbian :]
I’m a 6’2” woman, I have absolutely no problem with short kings. I feel a little awkward if I’m a foot taller than my partner, but that’s my insecurity about my height, nothing to do with my partner. Short kings be proud. You don’t need to dismissive people who reject you’re fine self because they’re too shallow to accept your height. You deserve better than that.
“i SupPorT yOu, I jUsT donT ApproVE oF youR liFE stYle” - homophobes acting like their not homophobic 🙄 just had to add that in there
I used to be that person 😖
Now I realize I was just trying to be as accepting of lgbtq+ people as I knew how to, or could, around homophobic family 😅
spoiler alert: I'm probably bi
@@dolcebelcanto3626 well I’m glad you changed your perspective 😊
someone really said the same thing about transgender people
“i’m not transphobic but i don’t like transgender” is pretty much what they said
@@shaniaannfernandes9599 Bruh, that’s wack.
@@VeggieMan2 smh ikr
Honestly, Sam Collins has to be one of the only youtubers who responds to most commenters. More UA-camrs should do that; it makes the fanbase more connected to them!
i always need to know your feedback to make content better for you :D thank u for noticing
Tbf that's a lot of comments.
afab enby here-
I actually prefer short guys over tall ones since I could actually talk face to face with them.
Because I’m a short little shrimpy baby- Sam..... I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If I had a nickel for every time I told Sam Collins to get a mullet and he didn't...
youd have maybe 50 cents at most hehehe
@@SupraMan38 It's 70 😠😠😠
There's two types of straight people:
The cool straight people
And these straight people
i hope im a part of the cool straight people
@@xoxosalma6303 just don't be sexist, racist, homophobic, or anything like that and you'll be fine
Flutter G that’s what you think straight people do .. they just love to hate gay ppl lol grow tf yp
im an ally
i'm bingewatching all your videos bc i love your voice and your general vibe. Your videos are so calming
"My favorite Disney villain is my wife"
Imma just...
*Puts a sticky note that says "Heroine" over the villain part*
Even better idea.... Stick up the divorce papers there.. no way anyone should stay in a relationship with a man like that.
That one guy that posed with villain Captain Hook, so Captain Hook is his wife?
Title: Are straights okay?
Me a bisexual and my Pansexual boyfriend in a straight relationship: Mmmmmmm no
LFMAO FELT
you may be in a straight relationship but you’re sexualities are not. i just pray y’all aren’t like these people 😔✨
@@merakiem We can be a bit messed up sometimes, but it isnt as bad as these people
I hope you and your boyfriend are doing well :) ♡
@@karolinkiehl4097 Thanks m8
simple answer: they aren’t
maybe some are
Sam is the only ok straight person
@@aibohpphobia6246 same and jammi doger are the only ok strights.
Sky Animations yeah, I thought he was bi? Not sure though
@Sky Animations o wait ya hes bi my bad lol
7:32 I highly doubt that person has looked at all of social media. I know there are women I follow that don't link it. It says a lot more about them that they came across a lot of women who will link that than the women who "sexualize themselves"
omg... 4:49. my mom's boyfriend is exactly like that and i hate him because when he doesn't get his way he throws a tantrum.
Im not cishetphobic, i just dont support their lifestyle
Daiku月光 It doesn’t. Sincerely, a cis person.
@@-wy5iu same
Nor do I
As a lesbian, I’ve never heard of “lesbianship.” But it’s definitely a word imma start using
No joke I wore a mask to my optometrist and someone thought I was a girl, I’m still pre everything so that was cool
10:30 my mom made my dad buy this shirt because she was cosplaying as the evil queen on theirs wedding anniversary at Disney so in that context I think it’s ok (if we don’t speak about the part when a Karen started to follow them saying he can’t where it and that my mom was a censored for wearing her costume…)
GUYS I NO LONGER IDENTIFY WITH THESE STRAIGHTS PLEASE I IDENTIFY AS MY OWN STRAIGHT I CANT WITH THESE PEOPLE- 😭
Nico Viola I’ll identify as a different type of straight too, I REFUSE to be one of these people-💀💀💀
there’s a difference between straight people and people who happen to be straight, don’t worry you’re in the clear
In the word of legendary drag queens....you are not straight, you are ~HETEROSEXUAL~.
@@Val17282 ?
@@randompie1890 watch the series Unhhhh. Culture yourself.
"The two genders: Ha or Hmm"
My brain: The PRNDL scene where Mr. Mosby asks if London would like AM or FM
just relax, well talk about pronouns, would you like AMM or FMMM
I'm not a child Mosby, I know how to spell ✨discrimination✨
“Just RELAAAAAX, why don’t we turn on the RaDiO?! Do you like aMmMmM? Or FMMM?”
I heard about those guys who are so afraid of being gay they won't even wipe their asses... I thought it was a joke. How very sad.
Somehow I am able to ambiently listen to your content while studying for my ethnoecology course. Very Chill
Yes everybody, the B in LGBTQ stands for BBQ
THAT GAVE ME AN IDEA: BARBEQUE THE CISHETS
LGBTAJBAFM
Leslie's, Gary's, Bert's, Tim's, And Jone's Barbeque And Foot Massage.
@@ElizabethMidfordHatesCops LMAOOOOOO. I LOVE THIS
I identify as a BBQ
Sam Collins: hey everybody
me: Heyyyyy Sam!!!
hey jenny!
@@SupraMan38 :o
10:31
I like to pretend this one is just alluding to the fact that mots Disney villains are actually really good looking
My late husband was 5'5". Most women don't care about height.
i mean nowadays, teen females only want tall guys
The best part of not having a gender is that every feeling you have is gay. Everything. You hungry? That's gay
True
"You hungry?"
"No dude I'm gay"
Finally, a good UA-camr that doesn't upload while I'm in class
i tried :D
PURPELEPHANT !! Ikr
Took your advice about wearing a mask, and it worked! I'm saving so much on estrogen now, thanks!
I hate when people say it’s always the women who try and get sexual attention or whatever you call it. I don’t. Me and my sister were walking to get food that was 3 miles away and I was wearing a hoodie and sweatpants. I wasn’t dressed up or anything. Also I was 12 at the time. A old man, middle aged women, and another old man cat called me and my sister. One guy even climbed half way out of the car trying to get our numbers. I literally cryed when I got home cause I felt like trash. One cause they only liked me for my but and boobs. I mean there’s no way they knew me. It really sucks. And yeah some women want that attention but not a 12 year old girl who is just trying to get McDonald’s. I’m 14 now and I still get cat called all the time and it’s really annoying.