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Hello jamie, ive beem watching ur vids for a while now and your vids gave me the courage to figure out myself. Im now bi and proud. Love u and ur videos!! Have a good day
I have a feeling those shirts were from the companies that just copy shirts and random designs that are popular without actually looking at them. They just have bots do it.
The "wife makes husband unhappy" trope is awful, and the worse part is that strangers think it's appropriate to joke about when you're getting married. When my wife and I were getting married, our wedding coordinator, ON OUR WEDDING DAY, made a ball and chain joke, and it really pissed me off. If my wife made me feel that way we wouldn't be getting married and spending a bunch of money at your venue. I love my wife, and I hated our wedding coordinator. I just want to reiterate, I love my wife, she isn't a ball and chain, and on the rare occasion that we do fight she doesn't "win", we have a conversation and address the issue. (Or we just eat because one of us was hangry...)
I never understood that joke, aren't many woman a fee decades ago where given off to arranged marrieg, many times even if they didn't want too ?? so it kinda should've been the opposite way (but seriously people should just stop with those cause "jokes" )
This joke is such nonsense. If you don't want to get married you don't have to. If your marriage isn't working, divorce is there for you. People get married on purpose, they often spend thousands of dollars, they invite the most important people in their lives to come watch it happen. I expect some Boomer Humor on my wedding day from a couple immediate family members over 70, but why somebody in the wedding industry would think this is an appropriate joke to make at all, let alone on your wedding day, is beyond me.
Tbh I don't hate the helicopter "joke" for its transphobia anymore, I hate it because they don't make new jokes. Insult my existence all you want but at least be original, is that too much to ask for?
@@acekotana4425 same. Transphobes are like "you're *insert birth sex here* you'll always be *insert birth sex here*" and I'm always like " woah. So orginal. How did you come up with that on your own?"
It had a couple good points... Such as, "he is not your ATM," and "You are not in charge of him," because relationships are a two-way street. Neither of you is the boss of the other, you should treat each other equally... However, most of the points were just gross/literally just a threat. Like, seriously, the woman has issues and needs to get immediate mental help lol...
@@AestheticWannabe its always the gacha kids that have a million different sexualities and gender identities stacked up. I don't wanna say it's a phase but it kinda is. lol my best friend and I went through it. she's still the same though. im kinda disappointed cause she's going into highschool next year and she's still in the "uwu qwq gacha, furry, obsessive lgbtq" phase. I don't want her to embarrass herself or be upset cause I know that's gonna happen and she'll probably be very secluded in high school
Aka "how to make sure your son never has a successful, happy, or trusting relationship because you keep breathing down his neck oh my God get a life already Karen".
Yeah but... I'm not even a parent and I can imagine I'd feel like that if someone abused my child. I've been in horrible relationships where I learned it was possible to be hurt without ever being physically touched, and I wouldn't want anybody to go through that, let alone my family.
@Randall Paquet I think it depends. Like you're an ally if you support the community but it's just generally cringey to boast about the fact that you're a decent human being. Like congrats you did the bare minimum???
@Randall Paquet unless it’s only for a pride festival or if they wear it in a homophobic area with the intention of showing lgbtq+ people support instead of bragging about being a decent human
My (very Catholic) dad's reaction when I came out at 18: "thank god for that, I thought you were about to say you'd been daft enough to get someone pregnant'
I love how he said "Cause...people aren't shoes" so insecure, it made me question whether people REALLY aren't shoes cause like...maybe it all a big conspiracy???
There is one thing about that sign in the elementary school I don't agree with....... KINDNESS is spelled with 2 S's not one. I'm offended that someone who teaches children how to spell can't spell kindness lol
if i saw someone with a "not gay" onsie, not only would i assume they are gay and try to befriend them, but I'd also ask where they bought it cuz i want one.
i seriously can’t believe how some men think lesbian relationships have anything to do with them?? as a lesbian i can say we don’t want men in the equation. get out ☺️
imagine you go over to your partner's house and their dad shows up at the door. he's wearing a 'rules for dating my child' shirt. red flags immediately go off in your head. then he turns around to reveal the back of his shirt: 'Rule #1: Just be a decent person.' Then he turns around, smiles warmly and shakes your hand, then pesters you with dad jokes the whole time.
I listen to classic rock like Pink Floyd and am straight. If someone asks me if I'm LGTBQ+ I just say "No, but I support them in their battle for equality". It's not that deep, fam.
@@eMorphized except they don't. Male lions will hunt and female lions will run prides. In fact some female lions even transition to male, growing a mane and psudopenis and taking on all the roles of a male.
the "gay is bad because they understand each other" one physically made me cry from laughing. I stg I feel so sorry for hetero couples who just see it as normal and okay for their partner to treat them badly
I saw a bumper sticker in a pickup truck's rear window, with that silhouette of a nude woman - you know, that really classy one you always coincidentally see driven by a specific sort of person - and the letters L, B, G, T for "Lesbians, Guns, Beer and Trump." I tells ya, my gorge was risin' like the South could only dream of.
When I first started playing Sims, a lot of them just ended up being gay. Once, when I wasn't that clear on how the game worked, a female Sim I created ended up liking one of the standard characters and I eventually had her move in, not knowing that she had a family. Occasionally her husband and children would show up and berate my Sim.
I'm a trans man and I've been trying to talk about everything with my straight friend. She keeps using the wrong pronouns for me and using the name I was given just because it's "too different" and she's "not used to it" so apparently that's her excuse to not call me by what I prefer- she also believes that we choose to get surgery to transition and that no one is forcing us to- all I said to her is that it's a feeling that we need to do it to make ourselves happy- not saying we're being forced against our wills
Dude... She's not a good friend for you if she's going to pull this kind of bullshit like that 🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂 I'm sorry that you're being put through shit by her. (I hope that there are better people you can find whom will accept you for you out there, my dude)
When i finally said "i have a crush on my bestfriend (girl)" my mom basically said she's been planning our wedding since we first met even before i came out 😂
*Most not okay straight parents:* You made a guy friend? Time for a wedding! *My not okay straight parents:* You have a genetic predisposition to be straight because we are straight, but just in case, we will ask if it is sexual every time you want to hang out with your friends, regardless of their gender. Aren’t we accepting?
My parents are both right handed. When both my brother and i turned out to be lefties they were surprised. Neither parent had any lefties in their families. Genetic predisposition blown to hell.
God: Love everyone like yourself Trans-/Homophobe "Christian": But what about this girl, dressing up as a guy and dating a girl??? God: What about EVERYONE did you not understand?
The one talking about how that “everything that has a rainbow in it now belongs to the gays” argument made me think of a conversation I had with my mother as a closeted Bisexual, me standing there while she gets all riled up about gays and rainbows I then almost cried 😙✌🏻
I'm sorry to hear that. The NHS rainbow in the pandemic really threw me. I get the hope and God's promise and all that, but the rainbow was clearly already taken.
This comment made me remember by best friend in high school had a literal contract for dating (made by her father) saying stuff like wait 6 years for processing with no contact and a fair amount of threats. I'm only realizing now how overprotective and awful that was
that mother seemed really vindictive and unhinged. She also gave off possessiveness vibes, like the wife cannot influence her son, because that's the mother's job to control her son, and crap like that
"My wife's superpower us realizing that I'm having fun and then shutting that bullshit down." You know what is depressing? My husband is straight and he grew up thinking he would meet someone, get married, they probably wouldn't like each other very much or share interests and that was how it would be. Like??? Why would anyone settle for that? Me and my hubby are each other's number one cheer leaders for following our passions and doing things that make us excited. And I love that so much.
I can 100% understand why people can end up in those kinds of unsupportive or unhappy relationships, given the huge pressures put on them by friends, family and society regarding amatonormativity, narrow gender ecpectations, etc....? But it really is sad 😔 So much lost potential. I'm super glad this commenter found someone with whom they can share humour & mutual support! Both my younger sisters are married to awesome guys, and I'm so happy for them... Have to admit the thought of the kinds of unfulfilling & even dangerous relationships they COULD perhaps have ended up in (particularly given the gender interaction norms that were modeled to us by our religious parents) still scares me whenever I think about it? Wish more people were that fortunate, and that wise in their choices...
Man, I've been this kind of stuff with my family for ages and they still don't get it. Once my sister was taking about a really nice, good looking guy and the conversation was like Me: "Is he single?" Her: "no, he is married" Me: "Does he have a brother?" Her: "Unfortunately just a sister" Me: "Is *she* single?" Her: "Ahahah, silly you" I am still in awe at how much you can say in front of your family and they still don't see that I like women xD...
they probably don’t really think about anything other than straight people existing because they are probably genuinely straight and don’t encounter non-straightness that much. amusingly, gay people can forget straight people exist sometimes, too, when they’re used to hanging out with gay people.
Hello everyone, a boy I like asked me out and the jumpers I ordered from Jamie's Teespring arrived sooner than expected, and I do love being alive, have a great evening :) EDIT: I totally forgot to update y'all. We've gone on three dates (not sure if that's the right word) so far and we've done stuff together in a group as well. We've also talked and chatted a lot. It's great! I'm not experienced at all with this stuff, this is the first time I've had any kind of romantic relationship with anybody, so I'm unsure about a lot of things but really excited about what will happen next :)
@@zeus-wp6oz I hope so too! This is the first time anyone's ever asked me out or even liked me back, and it feels extra special because we're both guys, so I'm really excited!
Last year i tried to broke up with my girlfriend, but she said "no", so we're still together. But that's because we're both women, understand each other completely and are too cozy having a partner that supports and cares for us.
Jamie: Comment below what you are! I am... Bless Trump... Me: I am... Bless. Me: Me: *instantly regrets saying it because I don't want to be blessed since that goes against my demonic aesthetic*
I have a bunch of guy friends and every time I mention one of them my mom asks "Are you dating? Do you like him?? DOES HE LIKE YOU!???" Like holy hell, platonic relationships exist.
Same thing but with my aunt, when I visit family all they ask about is "how is school going?" and "are you dating anyone yet?" and it's honestly so frustrating (and double since I'm ace and don't want to date)
I told my parents 4 years ago that I’m a lesbian, and last year I mentioned my guy friend, and my dad said “are you together?” I said “I don’t exactly like guys, dad.” Then my dad said “well idk sometimes people’s preferences change.” Lol
Hahah know those feels. Moms face always falls and theres a little disappointed swear word as I say the words "-he's married" when talking about any male friend of mine.
The elementary school reminds me of my school. At my school, a bunch of the teachers have rainbow stickers with the words "Love is Love" on them. They have them on there name cards, there desks, etc. I think that is really awesome. 👍👍
I made a character named Jamie. I didn’t think of her as bi until he said that but... she actually does seem like she’s bi. As in the bi-est vibes I have ever come across. What the-
The thing that’s bad about that sign being in an elementary school is that they missed an ‘s’ in the word ‘kindness’, shows they can’t teach your kids to spell
@@SaKura-il8op There isn't, I think this was a joking reference to the fact that one of the posts in this video was about a homphobe not wanting to be called that.
@@edwardwillis468 yep. It's also said sometimes about allies; they may be heterosexual, but we're not talking about them when we express our distain for "straight" people.
Hey, still, not all straight people are horrible. I'm a bi woman married to a lovely straight husband and have straight friends that are great people, who are very supportive of lgbt+ rights. But great that you discovered your sexuality, good for you :)
Do the straights not understand that rings only came about because a greedy ring company made it a norm because we live in an awfully capitalistic world?
Indeed, I don't want a diamond ring for my wedding. But because it's become the norm, I'll still get a wedding band to show I'm taken, but I'll have it be like a $20 fake one and we'll renew it every year on our anniversary. I just think that more romantic in my opinion
I heard somewhere that it became common because women couldnt have bank accounts, so if their husband were to left them they'd have at least something to trade for money. 🤷♀️
"If you're gonna be offensive, at least put some effort into it." But then they would probably get offended at the thought of putting effort into things.
I don't know why but my parents were concerned about me because I preferred to play with boys then girls and they even sent me to a "play school" to hopefully get me to have girl friends. I started to realise that my parents were worried about me so I forced myself to make friends with girls I didn't like. It's only now that I see how horrible and abusive that really is. And another thing my dad really wanted me to have a boyfriend even though I felt nothing for anyone (I'm ace/aro) but because I care about my dad so I again forced myself into a romantic relationship with my best friend. (I was 7 years old when all of this happen)
When did sewing ever become so feminine? Like I guess embroidery historically is but I'm fairly certain that there were plenty of male tailors. Even so, sewing is and extremely useful skill that can help combat fast fashion so we should all be somewhat competent
I have genuinely encountered people who think men being able to sew a button, a patch, or fix a hem is weird but i think they are important things for my sons to learn, my youngest son wants me to teach him how to crochet so you know what i did? I got one of my extra hooks and a skein of yarn i wasnt using and taught him how to make a chain cuz you must start with the basics
I also like telling straights if they want to argue the "phobia" "point" as being psychological phobia, and point out that in science a phobic material repels a substance, such as hydrophobic. Hydrophobic paint isn't "afraid" of water 😂😂
So true. Some guy replied to be with some homophobic stuff and I told him not to be homophobic in the comments. A few seconds later, one of his troll buddies told me to "stop being heterophobic and controlling."
Phobia: an irrational fear of *OR AVERSION TO* something People who say "why would I be scared of gay people haha" are just not bothered to look up the meaning of the word phobia I guess
Truth is most homophobes are closeted homosexuals themselves, normal straight people are NOT threatened by LGBT lifestyle. Example; A man who waits for a gay man to enter a restroom, then follows the gay man into the restroom to harass him for being gay is obsessed with homosexuality and likely gay themselves, only self-hating and projecting this onto the openly gay individual they follow around. Funny!
As a poly, yes we can. However we have to let our partner(s) know. If we get in a relationship they never knew about its the same as a man looking for other women when his wife said she didn't want that.
@@Khwahishthakkarthebestest Ew, my boyfriend and I are in an open polyamorous relationship and I keep him updated when I have a new romantic or s3xual partner, it'd feel gross to just not tell him. Because no matter what people assume, it is in fact possible to cheat in a polyamorous relationship.
Me a bisexual wanting to be myself: Hey mom, I want to cut my hair like a dude. My Mom: No! I don't want you to be a butch! Me: *Scuse me Ms. Straighty pants they are hot.*
If everything else fails, have a friend cut it horribly. Wanna bet your mom will take you to a hairdresser to get it to look somewhat good after that? xD (Please only do this if your mom isn't crazy enough to beat you or shave your head as a punishment.)
My mom said almost the exact same thing. "Hey mom I think we should go ahead and cut my like like a boys" "Nooo you dont want to look like a bulldyke" Actually mom, yes, yes I do
Jamie they showed one of your videos in my health class the other day to teach us about trans people. I got very excited when I saw you. You’re a champion educating people all around the world. I live in Puerto Rico, a Spanish speaking country. Absolute awesome man
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@@pentabump lmao it does
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@@pentabump you took the words out of my mouth
Hello jamie, ive beem watching ur vids for a while now and your vids gave me the courage to figure out myself. Im now bi and proud. Love u and ur videos!! Have a good day
My dad would have the wedding cake reaction whether the friend I made was a guy or gal, heheh.
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I love your videos over on your channel
We love a legend.
Same tho lol
asking again... how are you not bi
lol
As a pansexual human, I can't have any friends otherwise my mum would bake wayy too many wedding cakes
As an asexual/aromatic, my mom never has to bake cakes
As an asexual but biromantic, my mom would be very confused... probs make a bunch of cupcakes or something lol
As a lesbian my mom has been making a bunch of Jesus cookies
Ah another fellow pansexual
I see no downsides, I love cake.
“Women who love women do it for men” is the most stereotypically cishet male thing I think I’ve ever heard.
It's so backwards.
Surprise surprise, the study interviewed around 1500 people and none of them where lesbian or queer women...
@@TwelvetreeZ I'm not surprised.
@@TwelvetreeZ As a lesbian that made me wanna fight
@@LixiesSunshine Hello, would you like to help me destroy the study? :D Imma find it and spam report.
as a lesbian, i would probably wear the “not gay” shirt in an alternate universe just to be ironic since i’m openly gay
It would be even funnier if it said 'jk' on the back in really small font.
that shirt woulb be funny if you wrote a question mark in sharpie, like "not gay?"
My new favorite quote:
"If you're going to be offensive, at least put some effort into it."
half assed offensiveness is just pathetic tbh. /lh
Bloody terrific
Yeah it was amazing 🤣
I have a feeling those shirts were from the companies that just copy shirts and random designs that are popular without actually looking at them. They just have bots do it.
Yeah, most reactionary turds aren't all that original. But that goes with the territory. Not exactly the brightest and creative minds...
I guess I’m straight as I don’t have any stud earrings
LOL
Turn in your rainbows
Oh no, neither do I. But I'm non-binary. WHAT GENDER AM I SUPPOSED TO LIKE AS A STRAIGHT PERSON?!?!
Roly! Me neither babe. I mean I did but I lost them all. So straight now.
roly that is the Darjeeling I do not want to believe
“The Pride” makes LGBTQ+ people sound like a family of lions, and I am so here for that.
🎶 The circle of PRIDE 🦁🏳️🌈 🎶
With quarantine we're all looking like lions. (Usually short hair gang)
@@leabergzwergi155 Wasn't Elton John gay? Like idk but I think it fits
@@ldbonq Omg yeah he is! didn´t even think of that makes it even more fitting lol.
LGBTQ rock (i tried)
remember everybody:
“dinosaurs are cool, transphobia is not” -JamieDodger
Me as a bisexual in Starbucks:
Oh don’t get me wrong I’m going to a bar right after this
Hands down my favorite comment of the day
Me behind you in line:
Omg no way me too.
Because we must, as bisexuals, cover all areas!
seriously, how has that man never seen feminine straight women at the bar for him to think the bar is for men/masculine?
This made my day
The "wife makes husband unhappy" trope is awful, and the worse part is that strangers think it's appropriate to joke about when you're getting married.
When my wife and I were getting married, our wedding coordinator, ON OUR WEDDING DAY, made a ball and chain joke, and it really pissed me off. If my wife made me feel that way we wouldn't be getting married and spending a bunch of money at your venue. I love my wife, and I hated our wedding coordinator.
I just want to reiterate, I love my wife, she isn't a ball and chain, and on the rare occasion that we do fight she doesn't "win", we have a conversation and address the issue. (Or we just eat because one of us was hangry...)
Congrats on having a healthy relationship! You seem like a very lovely person. I wish you and your wife a lovely life together! :D
I love your comment! Have a wonderful life.
The hangry struggle is real.
I never understood that joke, aren't many woman a fee decades ago where given off to arranged marrieg, many times even if they didn't want too ?? so it kinda should've been the opposite way (but seriously people should just stop with those cause "jokes" )
This joke is such nonsense. If you don't want to get married you don't have to. If your marriage isn't working, divorce is there for you. People get married on purpose, they often spend thousands of dollars, they invite the most important people in their lives to come watch it happen. I expect some Boomer Humor on my wedding day from a couple immediate family members over 70, but why somebody in the wedding industry would think this is an appropriate joke to make at all, let alone on your wedding day, is beyond me.
"If you're going to be offensive, at least put some effort into it"
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Tbh I don't hate the helicopter "joke" for its transphobia anymore, I hate it because they don't make new jokes.
Insult my existence all you want but at least be original, is that too much to ask for?
@@acekotana4425 remember the npc joke? that got ironic really fast
@@acekotana4425 same. Transphobes are like "you're *insert birth sex here* you'll always be *insert birth sex here*" and I'm always like " woah. So orginal. How did you come up with that on your own?"
@@musikjunkie93 or they’d be like, “if I had a penny for every gender, I’ll have two.” They keep on reusing jokes 🤦♀️.
@@ctrlqae if someone came up with their own insult, I think I would be to stunned to be offended
"kindness is everything" is exactly what I want small children to learn.
"You are not in charge of my son." True, but neither are you. He's in charge of himself and should be perfectly capable of making his own decisions.
Yea, that woman has an unhealthy relationship with her son. She's like the mom from The Waterboy... or certain news stories from the deep South. 🤢
@@epsilon-eleven I once saw one saying that her son should fit her fisical preferences in men... why? Wtf
did anyone else see the edited version where somebody put 'alligator' over every 'son'? It's hysterical 😂
It had a couple good points... Such as, "he is not your ATM," and "You are not in charge of him," because relationships are a two-way street. Neither of you is the boss of the other, you should treat each other equally... However, most of the points were just gross/literally just a threat. Like, seriously, the woman has issues and needs to get immediate mental help lol...
"I know how to avoid jail." Kinda scary
Parent: So are you a Girl,a Guy, or what??
Me,Being Genderfluid/Non-Binary (I’m still struggling about my identity): *Oh I’m definitely a what*
Makes me think of that answering a multiple choice question with "yes" meme.
I feel like I know exactly what your channel looks like...
I'm questioning so I _kind of_ understand you
@@user-sl4nh8ed3k What do you mean by that?
@@AestheticWannabe its always the gacha kids that have a million different sexualities and gender identities stacked up. I don't wanna say it's a phase but it kinda is. lol my best friend and I went through it. she's still the same though. im kinda disappointed cause she's going into highschool next year and she's still in the "uwu qwq gacha, furry, obsessive lgbtq" phase. I don't want her to embarrass herself or be upset cause I know that's gonna happen and she'll probably be very secluded in high school
"rules for dating my son" poster, essentially:
*i will make u go away. I can avoid jail. get out i dont like u.*
Aka "how to make sure your son never has a successful, happy, or trusting relationship because you keep breathing down his neck oh my God get a life already Karen".
@@jackson5802 EXACTLY THANK YOU
I actually felt quite disgusted by that one hehe Calm down, Jocasta!
Also, that list is evidence...
The vibe I got from that poster was "I'm a better match for my son than you" *shudder*
I think the "rules to date my son" are recontextualized when she mentiond jail. All those make "you goes away" become very sinister.
Yeah but... I'm not even a parent and I can imagine I'd feel like that if someone abused my child. I've been in horrible relationships where I learned it was possible to be hurt without ever being physically touched, and I wouldn't want anybody to go through that, let alone my family.
the last time I was this early i was just a 'very invested cis ally'
Oop-
Same
I’m a very invested cis ally as well, will I turn trans???? 😮
@@adelaidemckenzie4047 maybe, IDK.
@@adelaidemckenzie4047 I think only you can answer that lol
Remember Spuds: hydrophobic surfaces are actually just afraid of water, because "phobic" is strictly meaning afraid of things 🙃
Like people don't care about surface's feelings and inscecurities. I feel bad for them. 😭
thanks, i'm using this.
@Elsa Nikander I assume they mean how debilitating severe phobias such as agoraphobia can be, so they could be considered a disability?
@Genderless Goblin How is saying homophobic, transphobic etc. Ableist?
We stan allies but some of the straights just aren’t okay.
Allies are fun!
allies are awesome!!
@Randall Paquet I think it depends. Like you're an ally if you support the community but it's just generally cringey to boast about the fact that you're a decent human being. Like congrats you did the bare minimum???
@@IndependentOreo definitely,,, my ally friends have seen some shit
@Randall Paquet unless it’s only for a pride festival or if they wear it in a homophobic area with the intention of showing lgbtq+ people support instead of bragging about being a decent human
6:50 "These bands were way before any of the LGBT bullcrap"
*glances at Queen*
Who's gonna tell him?
I guess I, a bisexual, cannot have friends according to The Straights logic.
Nope, we're just out here dating everyone
I, a pansexual, am a complete danger to society. I have married everyone I know.
@@Berilia We'll be so lonely :(
@@Berilia I have 17 weddings scheduled and I'm not ready to pay for those
Hey y'all "greedy/confused" bisexual here anyone wanna be my next wedding cake inspiration as I am not capable of having friends either?
The "gay Sim" looks like he'll go out of his way to misgender me.
And that he is a wanna be tik tok star
yeah that dude looks cis het as hell
As an avid simmer that thing triggered my gag reflex lmao
*bursts out laughing on my couch*
HOLY SHIT that caught me off guard! thank you, i needed a laugh badly!
i literally only make gay sims :)
My (very Catholic) dad's reaction when I came out at 18: "thank god for that, I thought you were about to say you'd been daft enough to get someone pregnant'
If I ever have a kid and they are gay that will be my response
*snort*
i wish my parents would react like that if i came out to them lol, that’s incredible
@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa yes.
Your dad’s iconic!
I love how he said "Cause...people aren't shoes" so insecure, it made me question whether people REALLY aren't shoes cause like...maybe it all a big conspiracy???
guys i think im a sock plz dont tell anyone
@@sissmeliss3386 bUT thE BiBlE
OMG, I've hid the fact that I'm a shoe for years
The rules for dating the son sounds like he’s gonna be single until mommy dies
Straight (haha) up Norman Bates material
Or the relationship is going to be abusive as hell...
The first rule is not bad at least....
it sounds like this guy's going to have trauma issues from emotional abuse
Thats why you yeet his mother
There is one thing about that sign in the elementary school I don't agree with....... KINDNESS is spelled with 2 S's not one. I'm offended that someone who teaches children how to spell can't spell kindness lol
Ahahah,I noticed the same. It's not ok to go about teaching young impressionable kids bad spelling!
Went to the comments section to find the people who spotted that. Bravo 👏👏👏
Ah, yes. Kindnes.
The original post actually had a problem with the spelling error, it said that at the bottom but it was cropped out, it wasn't a bad post.
Can't have Kindness without the ness (pk fire!)
The “not gay” onesie seems like something a gay person would wear lol
i literally made a shirt with something like that imprinted on it
and i can tell you, i'm about as straight as a spine with severe scoliosis
if i saw someone with a "not gay" onsie, not only would i assume they are gay and try to befriend them, but I'd also ask where they bought it cuz i want one.
To a pride fest
"Hello, fellow cishets, how do you do? I myself am a cishet, meaning cisgender and heterosexual, that is me."
i seriously can’t believe how some men think lesbian relationships have anything to do with them?? as a lesbian i can say we don’t want men in the equation. get out ☺️
Some men can't grapple with the idea of women being happy and successful without needing them in any way whatsoever
We neither want you soo
imagine you go over to your partner's house and their dad shows up at the door. he's wearing a 'rules for dating my child' shirt. red flags immediately go off in your head. then he turns around to reveal the back of his shirt:
'Rule #1: Just be a decent person.'
Then he turns around, smiles warmly and shakes your hand, then pesters you with dad jokes the whole time.
WHY DID YOU MAKE ME GO ON THIS ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS!?
You had us in the first half
Patton Sanders. That’s Patton Sanders. And plot twist: *he is gay too*
@@julietf3360 omg now I need a fanart/comic of this- (also the son is Virgil)(or maybe Thomas)
@@julietf3360 i didn’t even think of that but patton would totally do this
I listen to classic rock like Pink Floyd and am straight. If someone asks me if I'm LGTBQ+ I just say "No, but I support them in their battle for equality".
It's not that deep, fam.
very cool, we appreciate your supporting, also whats classic rock, and do you have any band suggestions?
good ally right here. we appreciate you.
@@nadineehab8834 old school rock, ie. Fleetwood Mac, Pink Floyd, the Rolling Stones, the Who, Guns N' Roses etc. most of it is from before the 80s :)
@@sludgeparty aw nice, thanks!! how are you today??
@@nadineehab8834 i'm okay, thanks :) my dog hurt her paw so we're relaxing on the couch with lots of pats
how are you? :]
I mean, I wouldn't mind being referred to as "the pride" makes us sound like a buncha badass lions.
true
I love your profile picture!
True
Except that lions have strict gender roles.
@@eMorphized except they don't. Male lions will hunt and female lions will run prides. In fact some female lions even transition to male, growing a mane and psudopenis and taking on all the roles of a male.
Am bisexual
Makes friend
Grandmother: when's the wedding I made the cake
the "gay is bad because they understand each other" one physically made me cry from laughing. I stg I feel so sorry for hetero couples who just see it as normal and okay for their partner to treat them badly
Shirt: Let God Bless Trump
Jamie: *dId hE snEEzE*
edit: How did I get 1k??? I just copied a quote from the video and did random capitalisation lmaoo.
We've let Him but He still won't.
I saw a bumper sticker in a pickup truck's rear window, with that silhouette of a nude woman - you know, that really classy one you always coincidentally see driven by a specific sort of person - and the letters L, B, G, T for "Lesbians, Guns, Beer and Trump." I tells ya, my gorge was risin' like the South could only dream of.
Close. He got Covid and didn't die. Damn it...
His channel name is the amazing lucas
And yeah hes terrible and transphobic
best quote in the vid
THE "HOMOSEXUAL SIM" IS MAKING ME LOSE MY MIND IM LAUGHING SO HARD LMAOOL
I've had Darth Vader get impregnated inside a spaceship by a raccoon.
@@theonewhoruinedyourday64 thaaat's the sims 4 for ya
When I first started playing Sims, a lot of them just ended up being gay. Once, when I wasn't that clear on how the game worked, a female Sim I created ended up liking one of the standard characters and I eventually had her move in, not knowing that she had a family. Occasionally her husband and children would show up and berate my Sim.
@@DeidresStuff I once had a sim who’s main goal in life was to impregnate all of the standard characters, married and single, with kids and without
The reaction to seeing the turtleneck is immaculate
I'm a trans man and I've been trying to talk about everything with my straight friend. She keeps using the wrong pronouns for me and using the name I was given just because it's "too different" and she's "not used to it" so apparently that's her excuse to not call me by what I prefer- she also believes that we choose to get surgery to transition and that no one is forcing us to- all I said to her is that it's a feeling that we need to do it to make ourselves happy- not saying we're being forced against our wills
That doesn't sound like a healthy and good friendship for you.
Dude... She's not a good friend for you if she's going to pull this kind of bullshit like that 🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂
I'm sorry that you're being put through shit by her.
(I hope that there are better people you can find whom will accept you for you out there, my dude)
When a baby boy grows up and sees his baby pictures with "Straight Pride" printed on his clothes when he's gay: 👀
"because people aren't shoes."
- Jamie 2020
Wise words. Diogenes would approve.
He truly would
*holds up a plucked chicken*
BEHOLD! _A MAN!_
Rules for dating my future son/child/daughter:
1. You have to be a good person. I don’t care about your gender, you just have to be a good person.
Bless you! :0
You're a good person too
👏👏👏👏
Every person should use this rule
Thank you god damn.
👏
“Bless Trump”
DiD hE sNeEzE?
I lost it 🤣🤣
Did you hear that the POPE said that he supports gay rights and gay marriage!?!?!
Edit: OMG thank you so much for all the likes!!
And Christians in general if they F**KING LISTENED TO JESUS'S FIRST F**KING RULE, and ACTUALLY READ THE ORIGINAL MANUSCRIPTS OF THE BIBLE.
YES!
Ay yo respect to the pope
ooo gimme the link to the vid/article please you won't believe how much I will yeet that at everyone
This probably sounds dumb, but whos the Pope?
Trans rights!
Very right
Yes.
Yes
Big agree
Yes
Jammidodger
: "Let God Bless Trump.."
*takes a moment to think "Did he sneeze?"
His moment of complete shock and disgust at that shirt just made my day lol
No, we're giving God a moment to valuate the orange. I don't think They will give the cheeto dust a good scoring.
That made me laugh way harder than it probably should have lmao
@@ClownHoundII is he a cheeto cuz there’s a hole where his brain should be?
@@ashlingemberstone3913 hes orange like a cheeto
When i finally said "i have a crush on my bestfriend (girl)" my mom basically said she's been planning our wedding since we first met even before i came out 😂
*Most not okay straight parents:* You made a guy friend? Time for a wedding!
*My not okay straight parents:* You have a genetic predisposition to be straight because we are straight, but just in case, we will ask if it is sexual every time you want to hang out with your friends, regardless of their gender. Aren’t we accepting?
Oof that's even worse. At least the other way you can game the system for cake whenever you want
Ouch, sorry.
As a fellow ace person, that really sucks
I can relate. Sorry fellow ace.
My parents are both right handed. When both my brother and i turned out to be lefties they were surprised. Neither parent had any lefties in their families. Genetic predisposition blown to hell.
“Let god bless trump... Did he sneeze?”
Im cackling
The joke of the century
Oh hi racoon
He has covid so 👀
Haven't laughed this hard in weeks. Had to pause the video to see if anyone else pointed this out.
“LGBT, let god bless trump”
“Did He sneeze?” O m l I love that
im Trump apparently
i TRUMPED TRUMP
Let God Bless T...
"Did he sneeze?"
I actually laughed out loud. Not just a nose snort.
Dying here
God: Love everyone like yourself
Trans-/Homophobe "Christian": But what about this girl, dressing up as a guy and dating a girl???
God: What about EVERYONE did you not understand?
Exactly, they hate themselves and overcompensate :p
Sure you may say you're a 'good Christian' but are you loving others unconditionally?
Doesn't look like it jONATHAN-
I would just like to apologise to all lovely people named Jonathan.
I mean, doesn’t God love EVERYONE? Doesn’t that make him pan?
@@drasticprocrastination7886 YES! I subscribe to this theory
The absolute sass of "Did he sneeze?" at the wrong LGBT shirt. I'm ded, lol.
“Unless you have a ring on your finger, your opinion does not matter”
What if they just... like wearing rings...
Basically Steven Universe *Guess their opinion matters then*
i wear a lot of rings because i am a chaotic bi
I became the most important person ever
Asexual people: 👀
@A A I. Know.
@A A
They might’ve been referring to the fact that asexual people often wear black rings as a subtle way to represent their asexuality
The one talking about how that “everything that has a rainbow in it now belongs to the gays” argument made me think of a conversation I had with my mother as a closeted Bisexual, me standing there while she gets all riled up about gays and rainbows
I then almost cried 😙✌🏻
I'm sorry to hear that. The NHS rainbow in the pandemic really threw me. I get the hope and God's promise and all that, but the rainbow was clearly already taken.
"If you're gonna be offensive, at least put some effort into it"
-Jamie
“Rules for dating my son“ more like “rules to make sure my son will never date“
That mom is probably not going to see her son after he moves out ngl
@@octoberraven671 IF he moves out.
I would buy the "not Gay" shirt and print in smaller text below it "I'm actually Bi" because screw it
Nah... don’t support their cause. Pretty sure there are tons of Bi Pride gear to support.
@@galaxylucia1898 oki
I just thought of like, a half-baked shirt idea
"Not Gay
Not Straight
Bi"
@@EvelynFTTE well yes but bi is not the middle of something it's a full thing
“You shop for shoes barefooted?”
*You take off the pair your wearing to try on the new pair Jalph*
"Let God Bless Trump... did he sneeze?"
-Jammidodger 2020
I was looking for thiss😂
nah, he's acting like he demon possessed tho
Were we stopping him?
I thought god was supposed to be omnipotent, but I can stop him from blessing Schmuck al'Orange?
If someone's parent has a "rules for dating my child" poster, RUN.
Thank you. Well said
This comment made me remember by best friend in high school had a literal contract for dating (made by her father) saying stuff like wait 6 years for processing with no contact and a fair amount of threats. I'm only realizing now how overprotective and awful that was
that mother seemed really vindictive and unhinged. She also gave off possessiveness vibes, like the wife cannot influence her son, because that's the mother's job to control her son, and crap like that
Run and take them with you
Unless the rules are totally arbitrary and mock those who have Those Posters for real
"My wife's superpower us realizing that I'm having fun and then shutting that bullshit down." You know what is depressing? My husband is straight and he grew up thinking he would meet someone, get married, they probably wouldn't like each other very much or share interests and that was how it would be. Like??? Why would anyone settle for that? Me and my hubby are each other's number one cheer leaders for following our passions and doing things that make us excited. And I love that so much.
I can 100% understand why people can end up in those kinds of unsupportive or unhappy relationships, given the huge pressures put on them by friends, family and society regarding amatonormativity, narrow gender ecpectations, etc....? But it really is sad 😔 So much lost potential. I'm super glad this commenter found someone with whom they can share humour & mutual support!
Both my younger sisters are married to awesome guys, and I'm so happy for them... Have to admit the thought of the kinds of unfulfilling & even dangerous relationships they COULD perhaps have ended up in (particularly given the gender interaction norms that were modeled to us by our religious parents) still scares me whenever I think about it? Wish more people were that fortunate, and that wise in their choices...
hell yeah bitch, being supportive is the number one structure of relationships. If you don't lick them then don't fucking date them.
5:50 i love how that tweet just explains that lesbian relationships are better than hetero ones
I can confirm that my mom definitely still thinks I'm straight, even after saying "I'LL MARRY ANYONE AS LONG AS THEY'RE CUTE AND NICE" SKJDLFKJDSLA
That's kinda silly from her, are you doing okay?
Fellow pan
Man, I've been this kind of stuff with my family for ages and they still don't get it. Once my sister was taking about a really nice, good looking guy and the conversation was like
Me: "Is he single?"
Her: "no, he is married"
Me: "Does he have a brother?"
Her: "Unfortunately just a sister"
Me: "Is *she* single?"
Her: "Ahahah, silly you"
I am still in awe at how much you can say in front of your family and they still don't see that I like women xD...
they probably don’t really think about anything other than straight people existing because they are probably genuinely straight and don’t encounter non-straightness that much.
amusingly, gay people can forget straight people exist sometimes, too, when they’re used to hanging out with gay people.
@@pheonixrises11 true
Hello everyone, a boy I like asked me out and the jumpers I ordered from Jamie's Teespring arrived sooner than expected, and I do love being alive, have a great evening :)
EDIT:
I totally forgot to update y'all. We've gone on three dates (not sure if that's the right word) so far and we've done stuff together in a group as well. We've also talked and chatted a lot. It's great! I'm not experienced at all with this stuff, this is the first time I've had any kind of romantic relationship with anybody, so I'm unsure about a lot of things but really excited about what will happen next :)
I hope everything goes well with this boy
aww congrats on the dating- have a great evening too!!
@@zeus-wp6oz I hope so too! This is the first time anyone's ever asked me out or even liked me back, and it feels extra special because we're both guys, so I'm really excited!
@@frisonietdeprins that’s great !
i'm so happy for you! i hope everything works out
Jammidodger October 21, 2020: “If you’re going to be offensive, at least put some effort into it!”
I will now live by this quote
This needs to be on a shirt.
Last year i tried to broke up with my girlfriend, but she said "no", so we're still together. But that's because we're both women, understand each other completely and are too cozy having a partner that supports and cares for us.
Jamie: Comment below what you are! I am... Bless Trump...
Me: I am... Bless.
Me:
Me: *instantly regrets saying it because I don't want to be blessed since that goes against my demonic aesthetic*
Hell yeah demons are cool
Wait does that mean i'm.... NO I'M NOT TRUMP I REFUSE
I’m Trump and whatever they decide the p and n in plus mean uwu or that they exist tbh O.o
I'm God.
me tho
I have a bunch of guy friends and every time I mention one of them my mom asks "Are you dating? Do you like him?? DOES HE LIKE YOU!???" Like holy hell, platonic relationships exist.
Same thing but with my aunt, when I visit family all they ask about is "how is school going?" and "are you dating anyone yet?" and it's honestly so frustrating (and double since I'm ace and don't want to date)
I told my parents 4 years ago that I’m a lesbian, and last year I mentioned my guy friend, and my dad said “are you together?” I said “I don’t exactly like guys, dad.” Then my dad said “well idk sometimes people’s preferences change.” Lol
Let her fangirl a little bit, except if it makes you extremely uncomfortable. Try turning it into a light-hearted moment.
Hahah know those feels. Moms face always falls and theres a little disappointed swear word as I say the words "-he's married" when talking about any male friend of mine.
ngl, I would wear the "not gay" shirt ironically, since I'm ya know, _fingerguns_
Same*finger guns you back*
@@b377e4 d-did you just understand me?
@@zin6749 why yes I did
@@b377e4 _gasp_
*finger guns back and throws in an awkward thumbs up*
The elementary school reminds me of my school. At my school, a bunch of the teachers have rainbow stickers with the words "Love is Love" on them. They have them on there name cards, there desks, etc. I think that is really awesome. 👍👍
“that’s why i picked jamie, cause all jamies are bisexual”
*looks at my bi mom named jama* woah he’s right
I made a character named Jamie. I didn’t think of her as bi until he said that but... she actually does seem like she’s bi. As in the bi-est vibes I have ever come across. What the-
@@ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 make sure she has a baggy sweatshirt
It’s okay, I can break the pattern! I am pan! We’re all safe now!
@@SessVlogs lol, hi non-bi jamie :D
i knew it, i picked jaime when i changed my name instead of jamie because i'm lesbian
"The pride" LGBT people are now lions
always have been
Better to be a lion than a sheep.
**rawr**
🐯🌈
Rawr XD
The thing that’s bad about that sign being in an elementary school is that they missed an ‘s’ in the word ‘kindness’, shows they can’t teach your kids to spell
I thought u said kidneys for a second
6:00 "wait, couples can LIKE each other??? no no no, it needs to be uncomfortable and toxic!"
“Let God Bless Trump”
Ah, I see you’ve chosen the dark side.
The one without rainbows.
Or Starbucks apparently.
I am apparently a "Let" lmao
Or seatbelts. Safety is gay too!
Him: Bars are for men
Me: ah, so it’s a Gay Bar ... wait
Some people aren’t straight, they’re just heterosexual
Oh, is there a difference? I thought straight was just an informal word for heterosexual. Is there really a difference in meaning?
@@SaKura-il8op There isn't, I think this was a joking reference to the fact that one of the posts in this video was about a homphobe not wanting to be called that.
@@edwardwillis468 Oh, thanks. I was wondering if this was a joke or not, but I wanted to be sure.
@@edwardwillis468 yep. It's also said sometimes about allies; they may be heterosexual, but we're not talking about them when we express our distain for "straight" people.
UNHhhh?
"cause all jamies are bisexual"
me: looks at my closest friend, _jamie_ , who is a proud _bisexual_ 👀
*me, thinking of my cousins named James, hoping I’m not the only gay in the entire family tree*
I swear, I only know one person who's bi, and his name is Jamie. No cap.
My best friend for years was a woman named Jamie and she was also bisexual 😂
i am also a Jamie and bisexual, why is this a thing-
Wait- is my _cousin_ bisexual? I thought _I_ was the gay cousin!
No I think they meant in the elementary school one, that if small kids can respect anyone, why can’t full grown adults?
2019 me: “not all straight people are like that. Some of us are really sweet”
2020 me: *sips tea in bisexual and watches the drama ensue*
Hey, still, not all straight people are horrible. I'm a bi woman married to a lovely straight husband and have straight friends that are great people, who are very supportive of lgbt+ rights. But great that you discovered your sexuality, good for you :)
@@beardiemom based on what you said about your husband. I'm assuming you have a lovely marriage with him.
@@msanjavier01 Yeah, he's great and I can consider myself lucky to have him. :)
@@beardiemom aww that's so sweet
Its easy to watch drama when you don't exist.
All these “my wife” jokes are horrible, but also so lazy. Like, it’s not 1992, write a better joke.
w i f e
b a d
Not that it was good even then. Anyway, I think the tide was already turning in the 80s.
ikr? like even some elders in my family laugh when the "I hate my wife" 'joke' is said like w h a t ' s funny
That's boomer humour. Wife bad. Genitals are funny.
@@chatnoir9038 *HUSBAND DUMP*
The Pride makes us sound like we are a bunch of lions
- Signed a Bless
Okay but my mams friend calls her husband "my current husband" as a joke, he calls her "my current wife" back its hilarious lmao
Do the straights not understand that rings only came about because a greedy ring company made it a norm because we live in an awfully capitalistic world?
Indeed, I don't want a diamond ring for my wedding. But because it's become the norm, I'll still get a wedding band to show I'm taken, but I'll have it be like a $20 fake one and we'll renew it every year on our anniversary.
I just think that more romantic in my opinion
I can agree with this notion comrade.
I heard somewhere that it became common because women couldnt have bank accounts, so if their husband were to left them they'd have at least something to trade for money. 🤷♀️
before you could basically get anything as a remembering you about your loved one or not
Ngl if I get proposed to I don't need a fancy ring, just get me one of the spoon ones,,, they're really cool
"If you're gonna be offensive, at least put some effort into it."
But then they would probably get offended at the thought of putting effort into things.
" but i dont wannaAAA thINKK that means i hafta use my brAInNInn "
Pro tip: You can be straight and wear a rainbow, just say you're an ally if asked.
the first one, I thought it was a male protag and I was lightly confused why there wasnt 2 grooms
I am “God” apparently.... With that in mind: trans rights are human rights, smash the patriarchy, BLM, no person is illegal, love is love...
I am "bless" so perhaps we can work together on that one
Life tip: if you or your partner's parents are toxic enough to buy shirts like that, they are most likely not good parents
"I am bless trump, what are you?"
l e t
i am let.
silent dagger i am "bless" which does seem appropriately sarcastic
LET GANG LET GANG
@@goobertron9099 LET GANG ✨🧚♀️
@Gav_the_Goblin here: Praying for him All the time
I am trump, apparently
Edit: realized im pan, so I'm no longer let gang smh 😔
I don't know why but my parents were concerned about me because I preferred to play with boys then girls and they even sent me to a "play school" to hopefully get me to have girl friends. I started to realise that my parents were worried about me so I forced myself to make friends with girls I didn't like. It's only now that I see how horrible and abusive that really is.
And another thing my dad really wanted me to have a boyfriend even though I felt nothing for anyone (I'm ace/aro) but because I care about my dad so I again forced myself into a romantic relationship with my best friend. (I was 7 years old when all of this happen)
At 7?! That's just WRONG
Actual rules for dating my son:
be a good person,
dont be anti-vax,
Yes, he can sew a button & that is not weird.
When did sewing ever become so feminine? Like I guess embroidery historically is but I'm fairly certain that there were plenty of male tailors. Even so, sewing is and extremely useful skill that can help combat fast fashion so we should all be somewhat competent
My dad made extra money in the navy by reseeding buttons and mending clothes. My mom makes new clothes. He does mending and sequin work.
sewing is just genuinely a good skill smh
I have genuinely encountered people who think men being able to sew a button, a patch, or fix a hem is weird but i think they are important things for my sons to learn, my youngest son wants me to teach him how to crochet so you know what i did? I got one of my extra hooks and a skein of yarn i wasnt using and taught him how to make a chain cuz you must start with the basics
@@j.p.2636 I agree. My grandma taught me how to sow and it is one of the most useful things I've learned.
I also like telling straights if they want to argue the "phobia" "point" as being psychological phobia, and point out that in science a phobic material repels a substance, such as hydrophobic. Hydrophobic paint isn't "afraid" of water 😂😂
How can you dare to assume that paint does not have feelings, omg so cruel
Both comments make me laugh so loud. Thanks ! 😂😂😂
Lollllll pog laughed out loud xD
But what if someone was genuinely afraid of gay people? What would you call it?
So true. Some guy replied to be with some homophobic stuff and I told him not to be homophobic in the comments. A few seconds later, one of his troll buddies told me to "stop being heterophobic and controlling."
Phobia: an irrational fear of *OR AVERSION TO* something
People who say "why would I be scared of gay people haha" are just not bothered to look up the meaning of the word phobia I guess
Truth is most homophobes are closeted homosexuals themselves, normal straight people are NOT threatened by LGBT lifestyle. Example; A man who waits for a gay man to enter a restroom, then follows the gay man into the restroom to harass him for being gay is obsessed with homosexuality and likely gay themselves, only self-hating and projecting this onto the openly gay individual they follow around. Funny!
11:25 as a citizen of Kurtistown I smiled like an Idiot and applauded both Kurtis and you for calling out the sexist and homophobic (mostly) men
I remember when I broke up with my first boyfriend and he also said “no” when I explained why we were over, like it was going to change my mind. 🙄
it's not a "yes or no" question, Jeremy
I can understand that reaction, it's denial. But that "she said no and now they're getting married" sounds like a match made in hell.
Technically, polyamorous people can look for a relationship while being in one, and it's not a bad thing, but I doubt they meant that.
As a poly, yes we can. However we have to let our partner(s) know. If we get in a relationship they never knew about its the same as a man looking for other women when his wife said she didn't want that.
@@ClownHoundII it's best to just tell your partners from the beginning, by beginning I mean when you start catching feelings for another person
@@Khwahishthakkarthebestest That's what any respectful poly person does.
@@ClownHoundII I know! Though there are some people who think that it's fine to date a person behind their partners back because they're poly
@@Khwahishthakkarthebestest Ew, my boyfriend and I are in an open polyamorous relationship and I keep him updated when I have a new romantic or s3xual partner, it'd feel gross to just not tell him. Because no matter what people assume, it is in fact possible to cheat in a polyamorous relationship.
Me before: "raid is kinda boring."
Mr after hearing raid supports trans rights: "I'm listening."
I might check it out just because I play a dark elf in Skyrim (still).
_Before someone says something homophobic, which we don't support, I would like to thank our sponsor Nord VPN_
I’m closeted to my mom, she gets this suspicious and “I think I know what’s going on here 😏” look whenever I mention any gender (especially girls).
hello im cool
edit: wow you guys be going mental with the dad jokes
yep you are
verry cool indeed
We're cool together
Hi cool im dad
Hi cool Im mom
Me a bisexual wanting to be myself: Hey mom, I want to cut my hair like a dude.
My Mom: No! I don't want you to be a butch!
Me: *Scuse me Ms. Straighty pants they are hot.*
If everything else fails, have a friend cut it horribly. Wanna bet your mom will take you to a hairdresser to get it to look somewhat good after that? xD (Please only do this if your mom isn't crazy enough to beat you or shave your head as a punishment.)
My mom said almost the exact same thing. "Hey mom I think we should go ahead and cut my like like a boys"
"Nooo you dont want to look like a bulldyke"
Actually mom, yes, yes I do
"Scuse me Ms. Straighty pants" lmao
Jamie they showed one of your videos in my health class the other day to teach us about trans people. I got very excited when I saw you. You’re a champion educating people all around the world. I live in Puerto Rico, a Spanish speaking country. Absolute awesome man
I forgot to say Thank you
So yeah
Thank you