On last weeks episode 304, Tim Dillon explains just exactly what America means to him. From episode 304: • #304 - What America Me... Bonus episodes every week: / thetimdillonshow
America to me: while listening to this rant, I was interrupted by an ad where I am expected to believe that Tom Brady uses the hertz app to book an electric vehicle
😂😂😂 America to me means raging at those ads so much you need a new Ipad, to distract your kids with. 😂 America to me is having diarrhea at the food mall Mart at the mall and staying for the meal. Lol
@@dannys9074 Oh no, I actually did laugh to almost all of it. Definitely satirical however just to ensure the masses here, that specific sentence outside of the jokes is not American and it does have it's roots in "anti social" personality traits.
@@lebumjames1373 ok dude have fun with your failed business and no retirement and health insurance. I got kids, I don’t have time to just do whatever I want and hope for the best. Get on. Get.
@@Chumbus21You do realize that there are people with successful businesses right lol. And if you need a retirement account given to you by your job to manage your money you don't know how to manage your own money lol. Have fun being a wage slave for a corp till you're on your death bed though! I wish you well, that's the Amurican dream!
"Being an American is to summon a murderous rage at the slightest inconvenience" If you've ever worked in customer service or retail you know this to be 100% true.
I never knew what would unfold in the near future, but at my first job at age thirteen, I witnessed the advent of Karen culture. And it wasn't a customer. It was my assistant manager. Edit: This was in 1997.
Most Important Speechs in American History: 1. "I Have a Dream" - Dr. Martin Luther King 2. "4th of July Speech" - Tim Dillon 3. “The Gettysburg Address” - Abraham Lincoln 4 .“Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death" - Patrick Henry
@@KCJbomberFTW and also those legendary dead comedians probably dont give a shit about steve gavin and pjw either just saying although these are indeed opinions. I dont think those shitbirds hold a candle to Tim.
you notice how Ben starts acting weird when there are other ppl around. Ben turns into a little bitch around company but Tim turns it up...one is a creator of art the other is a fan of it 😎
Unless said children are highly unlikely to ever be able to contribute to the economy and actually EARN their keep, then starvation should be their fate, after all, the Bible says "he who doesn't work shan't be allowed to eat". We already have north of 3-5+ dependents (children, prisoners, the elderly, welfare queens, etc) per 1 worker.
Dear American friends. I'm Brazilian and I tell you: you are blessed to have comedians like Tim Dillon. Smart, free and wild. God bless freedom of expression.
How can one man’s brain riff this great and this good and this accurate for 20 minutes straight! He has a knack for saying things exactly how they should be said.
There is a possibility that this bit has been slightly rehearsed. Also if you are naturally "quick minded" and stay off alcohol (and some other drugs that slow ya) you would be suprised what the mind can do in an instant. Also that part of the brain that "flows" with the poingnant views and snarky comments is something that comedians train all the time, it's like comparing a professional tennis player with someone who has never even touched a racket.
Being an American means getting vandalized by delinquent teenagers that you know had already gotten away with violent rape, calling the cops, showing the cops their houses, the cop getting confessions out of them at soon as they open the door, and the cop coming back to you to tell you he won't arrest them because insurance will cover the damages. And, in the back of your head, you can do the math about whether the increase in your insurance premiums will undue the first raise you've gotten in five years while conveniently not including inflation.
@@DetroitLionsStuff I'm sorry for your son's disability. But Tim Dillon is a comedian, he's telling jokes for a living. And he's part of the comedians telling really dark jokes and satire. Comedians in my opinion should have the freedoms to say whatever they want and tell jokes without boundaries/restrictions. To be honest if the comedian is going too far for you, maybe it's better to watch other comedians with friendlier content.
@ƚΞIϽıịıCIΞƚ I love dark comedy. It's why I've watched alot of Tim Dillons material. I agree, you should be able to speak freely. But dark comedy (his style) is to make light of a dark situation. He didn't do that. He just belittled those with mental disabilities. No jokes. I've watched alot of comics say hilarious things about disabled people. This wasn't one of those times. Just because you have the ability to say what you want doesn't mean you should. This guy has a large following. We wonder why kids are bullied to the point of suicide. Its people with a following like this saying all this hateful bs just for a laugh. This was just a very nasty take. The struggles these people are born into is unimaginable to most people. I will definitely not watch him anymore. What's worse is alot of people watching will take what he's saying and use this material to put down others in real life and think it's okay because there favorite comedian who "says it how it is" does it. All for a laugh.
His pacing is amazing too. The way he takes pauses to let it marinate and acts like he didn’t say the dumbest shit ever. But he said nothing wrong. I completely understand where he’s coming from. Really the land of limitless opportunities
There already is one I think, look up "tim dillon what america means to me (emotional)" and it pulls up a shorter version I think it's 13 mins but it has all the music haha
Being an American means giving 13.99 a month to UA-cam so you don’t have to see those adds instead of donating the money to starving dying children in countries we are currenrly bombing.
“being an american means watching people from all walks of life, all corners of the world, come here and learn to be a psychopath” tell me this ain’t the god’s honest truth
This man is a genius, the way he can keep going off the cuff and keep peeling layers of reality, and blend that with comedic wit is just astonishing in real time. Comedic maestro !
It's incredible if every comedian freestyles for 20 minutes they may say funny things aswell but they'd say alot more unfunny stuff,His timing is so crisp and Ben cracking up Just makes it funnier.
It's that sober alcoholic brain, he has it, Nick Mullen has it, Jimmy wormhead had it before he wallowed in mediocrity for 10 years. Being an addict and then depriving your system of the juice makes your brain go into overdrive somehow
As someone who legally and willingly went through all the shit of becoming a US citizen and then after only a year of living there with my family ran out as fastest I could back to my country of origin I can tell you this is the most accurate and patriotic thing I have ever heard. The judge at my ceremony of citizenship said "We can't give you peace but we can give you freedom..." it's beautiful.
Isn't it about time Tim did something for himself? That he stood between the pod and Ben and his twisted, resentful crusade against the pod as he tried to destroy it through his incompetence and ineptitude? I think so
@@kkandola9072 y’all decided to pull out of Vietnam too? Nahhhh y’all got chased out by some dudes who eat nothing but rice😂haven’t won a war since the 1940s lol
Gotta appreciate the co host knowing to just let the rant happen. Coulda been a bill burr moment of getting cut off and this bit woulda been lost to the wind
I came to this country in 2001. This is the most beautiful speech I've ever heard. I wish they'd make us listen to it when we become citizens, during the ceremony. 🇺🇸
Every family should play this with great solemnity before they light the fireworks. It makes old traditions relevant again, and gives us a new foundation for national pride.
The chalky taste of 4…15 mg of roxicodone sliding down the back of your throat. As you get high enough to shake the hand of god. And then not being able to stay awake while having dinner with your parents at Olive Garden. That’s what America means to me!
America to me is about staying home on a Tuesday morning watching Jerry Springer at 11 y.o. because its a snow day but now having to go to work because otherwise you wont get paid
I remember when DFW’s Infinite Jest used to be on Tim’s table in the podcast, and this speech made me remember that lmao same energy. He basically described the book’s point here 🤣 I’m finishing Infinite Jest rn, page 934. Love both Wallace and Tim, true Americans as they could/can see America for what it is and be so funny and brilliantly insightful about it at the same time being romantic about it because America indeed is beautiful and awesome and cool. Happy belated 4th and an amazing rest of 2022 everyone 🙏🏻
@@feanor7080 I think about that on a daily basis. Him going on podcasts and doing interviews and all of that in this era would of been even more iconic. Not only that but he would’ve given us another masterpiece of a novel.
America to me: while listening to this rant, I was interrupted by an ad where I am expected to believe that Tom Brady uses the hertz app to book an electric vehicle
“Let’s Go’hoooeee!!!”
Yup! ‘Murica!
Tom Brady will be acquitted for the murder of his wife and some long nose within the next 10 years?
😂😂😂 America to me means raging at those ads so much you need a new Ipad, to distract your kids with. 😂
America to me is having diarrhea at the food mall Mart at the mall and staying for the meal. Lol
😂😂😂😂😂
"Being an American means looking at a disabled person and knowing deep down that they deserve it." ☠️ this should have millions of views
That's called being a Narcissist and possibly a psychopath.
@@sp6450lmao his humor obviously isn’t for you
@@dannys9074 Oh no, I actually did laugh to almost all of it. Definitely satirical however just to ensure the masses here, that specific sentence outside of the jokes is not American and it does have it's roots in "anti social" personality traits.
As someone with a disability I have to say it’s accurate in my case
Its true but as a disabled person it's your responsibility to dominate the people around you. It's all justified 😂
“Getting a job you hate in hopes of getting a different job you hate that pays better.” So true. So damn true.
Only true if you aren’t creative at all and go for a “secure” job instead of taking the risk of being an entrepreneur.
@@lebumjames1373 ok dude have fun with your failed business and no retirement and health insurance. I got kids, I don’t have time to just do whatever I want and hope for the best. Get on. Get.
@@Chumbus21You do realize that there are people with successful businesses right lol. And if you need a retirement account given to you by your job to manage your money you don't know how to manage your own money lol. Have fun being a wage slave for a corp till you're on your death bed though! I wish you well, that's the Amurican dream!
Being an American means calling yourself an entrepreneur while generating less than 20k revenue year over year
@@bmh18172American entrepreneur here. You meant 20k per year. (Year over year metrics refer to growth)
"Not feeling bad for a feral cat, knowing it'll figure it out, just like you will." So simple and original. A true generational talent.
“You have the morals of an alley cat”
@@TanoookiMario377 HAHAHAHA
Ranting while dressed like an American tourist on a cruise. Grade A material, what a legend
Back to his cruise ship days
What is you described is What America Means to Me.
Uu
The mighty and powerful ...Tim Dillon, oh yeah...
or dressed like
Hunter S. Thompson
"Being an American is to summon a murderous rage at the slightest inconvenience"
If you've ever worked in customer service or retail you know this to be 100% true.
i watched a customer have a heart attack over a pool cover color😂
I never knew what would unfold in the near future, but at my first job at age thirteen, I witnessed the advent of Karen culture. And it wasn't a customer. It was my assistant manager.
Edit: This was in 1997.
@@gregscrabshack2307 Did you ever consider it wasn't (just) the pool cover.
@@thomassimmons1950 yes…
Id go a step further and say if you ever worked even remotely close to the general public, you know this to be true.
This is easily the most patriotic speech of all time...
It's this and Bill Pullman's speech from Independence Day.
Joey Diaz still has it topped but this is a close one
Try Joey Diaz American Anthem.
You’ll want to do push ups.
@@GaminHasard Joey Diaz lays down a straight up state of the union...
@@stevieb89 'YOU DONT HAVE TO BE AN AMERICAN TO BE AN AMERICAN'
Most Important Speechs in American History:
1. "I Have a Dream" - Dr. Martin Luther King
2. "4th of July Speech" - Tim Dillon
3. “The Gettysburg Address” - Abraham Lincoln
4 .“Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death" - Patrick Henry
💯💯
5. Bill Pullman in the movie Independence Day.
6. "Why I should be on the $100 bill" - Bennie "the jet" Franklin
6. State of the Union (Final Term) - President Comacho
Honestly... Yes.
I can't believe this is a casual rant. This is just performance art at its finest. Tim's a comedic genius.
We’re so blessed to have him, Gavin Mcginnes steven crowder and Paul Joseph Watson in the same time
@@KCJbomberFTW no
@@tawmydukes what do you mean no you don’t think dangerfield and norm and Gilbert are smiling down on these guys
@@KCJbomberFTW i mean no he isnt a mix of gavin steve and pjw thats all. He is far better.
@@KCJbomberFTW and also those legendary dead comedians probably dont give a shit about steve gavin and pjw either just saying although these are indeed opinions. I dont think those shitbirds hold a candle to Tim.
It’s amazing how Tim can go on a 20 minute rant and just keep going and it never gets old
It only gets funnier 😭😭😭😭
It’s called COCAINE.
I. Xan. Ran.
But it's not funny at all, just obnoxious.
@@alvodin6197 you are
Who else is here July 4th, 2024?
I had to watch this today 😂
July 5th
I heard this when it dropped on the way to work and I immediately knew it was gonna be a timeless classic.
now that's a presidential speech
J6. I mean July 6th!
Being an American means being able to summon a murderous rage at the slightest inconvenience. NAILED IT
We’re so blessed to have Tim and Andrew Schulz and Gavin Mcginnes and Steven crowder and joe rogan all at the same time
@@KCJbomberFTW Tim is the only one worth mentioning.
@@KCJbomberFTW you forgot Donald Trump and Belle Delphine!
@@jhonviel7381 I have never heard those two names in the same sentence 🤣👏🏼
you notice how Ben starts acting weird when there are other ppl around. Ben turns into a little bitch around company but Tim turns it up...one is a creator of art the other is a fan of it 😎
The level of internal reflection required to embed these things in his mind and rant at will is very impressive
Yes that's why ur an American. No internal reflection lol
@@agro9999he is talking about himself. That's the joke.
"Eating a sandwich made out of sandwiches." The man is a philosophical genius. Truly a generational talent.
Didn't KFC have a sandwich that used chicken patties for the buns?
@@HanDrumsolo The KFC Double Down. Absolute perfection
How about eating a sandwich made from sandwiches......
...............
On the cobb
Generational talent is the perfect way to describe this man ❗
Definitely one of the best explanations of what being American is I've heard 🤣
Being American doesn’t mean wishing someone loses their children, it means wishing they have to RAISE them.
Wow you saw the video too?!
Unless said children are highly unlikely to ever be able to contribute to the economy and actually EARN their keep, then starvation should be their fate, after all, the Bible says "he who doesn't work shan't be allowed to eat". We already have north of 3-5+ dependents (children, prisoners, the elderly, welfare queens, etc) per 1 worker.
@@Libertaro-i2u way to ruin everything
@@doodooswaggy3825 Damn your facts and logic.
The psychology behind this one is amazingly true.
Even though I’m not American. This makes me proud to be American.
Welcome aboard.
Exactly. That's what's so great about being an American.
Damn right
As long as you saw the planes go into the towers and know they were holograms you're an honorary American to me
If you're a Saudi, you couldn't be more American if your owned a US passport.
Let’s keep this a yearly tradition
I just discovered this yesterday. It will be from now on 😊
The most articulate mind in comedy
AGREED!
Ditto
Bill Hicks and George Carlin
@@kevinsedwards you do know what year it is right?
I'll put louis above tim.
Hands down one of the best moments in show history. Miss you Ben
His new pod with his brother and Devan Costa is fairly good and sometimes hilarious
Dude will go down as a legend
Already is
Yeah but when Tim goes down, it's as a legend. That's what he meant.
It's debatable whether or not he's a legend, but he definitely goes down.
A real hero one would say
“She’s very selfish” “what a selfish bitch” killed me 😭😭😭
This speech deserves a Nobel peace prize!
Dear American friends. I'm Brazilian and I tell you: you are blessed to have comedians like Tim Dillon. Smart, free and wild. God bless freedom of expression.
It's amazing to me how a speech invented on the spot by this mammoth of a man is funnier than most comedy specials that took years of development
so true.
Our bar for entertainment is so low 🙄
@@bensheard3969 so is your IQ now go lie down in traffic k
Annual pilgrimage to this video
“Drinking gasoline and lighting your inner fire”…the man is a genius.
I'm going to make it a tradition to play this every 4th of July.
Hope you’re here today … 🇺🇸
Hey
Same. Here listening while I make breakfast. I cherish this vid every year since 2022 😂
Let's go!
Merica!
How can one man’s brain riff this great and this good and this accurate for 20 minutes straight! He has a knack for saying things exactly how they should be said.
There is a possibility that this bit has been slightly rehearsed. Also if you are naturally "quick minded" and stay off alcohol (and some other drugs that slow ya) you would be suprised what the mind can do in an instant. Also that part of the brain that "flows" with the poingnant views and snarky comments is something that comedians train all the time, it's like comparing a professional tennis player with someone who has never even touched a racket.
*And not burst out in laughter at your own talking points. That's what gets me 😂
He’s the best !!
💳❄
He was a conservative talk radio junkie who listened to rushblimbaugh and Alex Jones everyday for 2 decades
Being an American means getting vandalized by delinquent teenagers that you know had already gotten away with violent rape, calling the cops, showing the cops their houses, the cop getting confessions out of them at soon as they open the door, and the cop coming back to you to tell you he won't arrest them because insurance will cover the damages. And, in the back of your head, you can do the math about whether the increase in your insurance premiums will undue the first raise you've gotten in five years while conveniently not including inflation.
Jesus bro you ok?
@@alexlarson6123 Are any of us? I suppose I'm standard base line okay.
America to me is getting a new job every 6 months to combat inflation.
Hahaha well done
Omg this is amazing lol
The line about finding a better paying hated job resonates with me.
It resonates with all of us, friend. It resonates with all of us.
You guys should really just, do what you like. Not what you love, just what you like.
if you’re here again, you’re one cultured mf.
“Looking at a disabled person and knowing that down deep that they deserve it” 😂
Moving, isn’t it?
Best one
Murica.
@@DetroitLionsStuff I'm sorry for your son's disability. But Tim Dillon is a comedian, he's telling jokes for a living. And he's part of the comedians telling really dark jokes and satire. Comedians in my opinion should have the freedoms to say whatever they want and tell jokes without boundaries/restrictions.
To be honest if the comedian is going too far for you, maybe it's better to watch other comedians with friendlier content.
@ƚΞIϽıịıCIΞƚ I love dark comedy. It's why I've watched alot of Tim Dillons material. I agree, you should be able to speak freely. But dark comedy (his style) is to make light of a dark situation. He didn't do that. He just belittled those with mental disabilities. No jokes. I've watched alot of comics say hilarious things about disabled people. This wasn't one of those times. Just because you have the ability to say what you want doesn't mean you should. This guy has a large following. We wonder why kids are bullied to the point of suicide. Its people with a following like this saying all this hateful bs just for a laugh. This was just a very nasty take. The struggles these people are born into is unimaginable to most people. I will definitely not watch him anymore. What's worse is alot of people watching will take what he's saying and use this material to put down others in real life and think it's okay because there favorite comedian who "says it how it is" does it. All for a laugh.
His pacing is amazing too. The way he takes pauses to let it marinate and acts like he didn’t say the dumbest shit ever. But he said nothing wrong. I completely understand where he’s coming from. Really the land of limitless opportunities
I play this every morning when I wake up at noon.
😂😂😂
You and me both brother
Hahahaha!! Good my man...
🇺🇸
That reminds me of a song ... "I was sober all morning until I woke up this afternoon."
The bald eagles are saluting with tears in their eyes
This is hands down one of the greatest speeches in American History. Mark my words.
10000000%
Can we get this video over laid with an instrumental version of God bless America on a loop?
There already is one I think, look up "tim dillon what america means to me (emotional)" and it pulls up a shorter version I think it's 13 mins but it has all the music haha
Just look up “Tim Dillion American Patriot” greatest video out there
Damn I miss Ben's cackle in the background.
I know he’s paraphrasing, but this is pretty damn close to what Ike told the troops before the big invasion.
And definitely what was said for those that went to Iraq and Afghanistan. Word for word.
better than 95% of the comedy specials out there
And not even rehearsed
Being an American to me means, watching a Tim Dillon clip and getting interrupted for a Bed Bath and Beyond ad for their holiday sale.
I wish Bed, Bath and Beyond well
Won't have to worry about that again at least.
Being an American means giving 13.99 a month to UA-cam so you don’t have to see those adds instead of donating the money to starving dying children in countries we are currenrly bombing.
"Shut your mouth." That truly is America to me. Shut your mouth because someone else is talking
Is Ben Avery even a real person? I look at him and he just seems like an idea, rather than a human incarnate
"Son, never overestimate your worth" - Mr. Dillon
I am so overcome with patriotic emotion from this....I'm so fucking proud of being an American.
...where at least I know I'm free.
@@mst5g826 …
You're not, compared to almost every other western country. You're so unfree that you believe the propaganda that pretends you are free
how can someone be proud of being born somewhere!? Wasnt anything yoi acheived.
Found the foreigner.
“being an american means watching people from all walks of life, all corners of the world, come here and learn to be a psychopath”
tell me this ain’t the god’s honest truth
My favorite line from this rant. Sad, but funny and true.
Most true thing in this entire video. Seeing foreigners come to this country and morph into American psychopaths is beautiful.
This is such a legendary rant. Epic. Funny. Honest.
“Would you like to split an order of clams?”
This man is a genius, the way he can keep going off the cuff and keep peeling layers of reality, and blend that with comedic wit is just astonishing in real time. Comedic maestro !
It's incredible if every comedian freestyles for 20 minutes they may say funny things aswell but they'd say alot more unfunny stuff,His timing is so crisp and Ben cracking up Just makes it funnier.
He has a very rare brain.
It's that sober alcoholic brain, he has it, Nick Mullen has it, Jimmy wormhead had it before he wallowed in mediocrity for 10 years. Being an addict and then depriving your system of the juice makes your brain go into overdrive somehow
Is he on the obeyment list?
As someone who legally and willingly went through all the shit of becoming a US citizen and then after only a year of living there with my family ran out as fastest I could back to my country of origin I can tell you this is the most accurate and patriotic thing I have ever heard. The judge at my ceremony of citizenship said "We can't give you peace but we can give you freedom..."
it's beautiful.
That's a great line from the judge.
😂😂😂😂
This is supposed to be funny...parody...satire...but for the most part, it's sadly pretty accurate.
2024?
If Tim Dillon becomes president i'll move to America from the UK!
If anyone votes against him they're homophobic. I'm with it
Welcome aboard.
This video is a landmark document in our history and national self-understanding, like Thomas Paine's Common Sense or the Letter from Birmingham Jail
Love how Ben’s bit wasn’t included. Bravo, Tim.
🤣🤣🤣
Finally Tim is taking back control 🤣
That’s because Ben isn’t a homeowner 😂
Isn't it about time Tim did something for himself? That he stood between the pod and Ben and his twisted, resentful crusade against the pod as he tried to destroy it through his incompetence and ineptitude? I think so
Ben probably posted this if it was either of them just saying
Being an American to me means treating your only actual friend like shit to the point he stops being your producer
“Bitch, get the fuck out of my face” 💀 💀
America to me is when you go to withdraw from your 401k and get taxed on money that was already previously taxed.
Except it wasn't taxed before it went in.
I think a decade from now this will be considered one of the greatest American speeches of all time. 😂😂😂
I'm an Australian and I think I've watched this clip half a dozen times in the last month.
this guy is fucking hilarious
This is truly beautiful.. You don't have to pretend the bad shit doesn't happen,it happens to everyone... But at least we have entamins cake.
"Getting alot of things you dont deserve and nothing you do" going on my epitaph
This is why America remains the preeminent global superpower - 200 grand shades, recovering smoker, Florida robes.
Didn’t y’all lose a war to Afghanistan and Vietnam? 2 third world countries?
@@CA-ly7my yeah but we enriched the MIC, which was the point. 🦅 🦅 🦅
@@CA-ly7my we lost because we decided to pull out…. We didn’t lose a full blown kinetic war…
@@kkandola9072 y’all decided to pull out of Vietnam too? Nahhhh y’all got chased out by some dudes who eat nothing but rice😂haven’t won a war since the 1940s lol
@Yung Slice doubt it
14:30 has to be one of the funniest things of all time
I come back to that exact portion every few months.
@@prestonclark3483 same here haha 😂
Gotta appreciate the co host knowing to just let the rant happen. Coulda been a bill burr moment of getting cut off and this bit woulda been lost to the wind
So true.
He knows Tim would bite his head off if he dared
Just when I thought it couldn't go any darker... (2 minutes in)
Man, I really felt that Bukowski energy after 4:00. Tim would have had a great podcast with him.
Reminded me of his "born into this" for sure 🤣
"Sometimes, you just gotta piss in the sink" -Bukowski
“Know how many time yours government has tried to kill you….. and still enjoying top gun” 😂😂😂😂 masterclass definition
Tim is going to be Trump's poet laureate on inauguration day 2025. No more of this The Hill We Climb bullshit.
That would be the best thing since Jesus
I would watch that.
Revisiting this for 2023… might be the greatest july 4th speech of all time
This speech should be printed and displayed next to the Declaration of Independence.
When he said “it’s about finding a job you hate in the hopes you’ll find another job you hate that pays more” I felt that lol
This could be the next great American poem 🇺🇸
Walt Whitman has nothing on Tim
“ to me being an American is having an abortion with a gun” how the fuck is no other comedian ever thought of that for a bit.
OMFG this man is absolutely hilarious!! Tim never change please!
Can’t believe it’s almost been a year since this amazing speech. Makes me wanna cry. Also makes me miss that little twink. We wish him well
Crushing pills on a cd case and feeling good. Hahahaha. Aww man I'm dying.
Makes you wonder how Gen Z crushes their pills
@@mst5g826The back of their phone case.
As a Canadian this is exactly what America means to me. 🤣
As an American, Canada means “neverending oppression” 😂
His cadence is amazing, man. Tim has amazing timing and joke structure. Eloquent as fuck and absolutely hilarious.
It's a good film
America to me is about being allowed to do and be whatever you want….. except for you.
The Saudi’s will own golf had me DEAD
This is why I fell in love with Tim Dillon 😂
I came to this country in 2001. This is the most beautiful speech I've ever heard. I wish they'd make us listen to it when we become citizens, during the ceremony. 🇺🇸
So.. what did you do when you got to America in 2001? Particularly around September
@@seanoreilly1832 I came here with 19 friends but never heard back from them after 9/11
@@ExplodingWalkie-talkie 😂😂
Aloha snack bar
America to me is trying to reconnect with a woman with whom you absolutely ignored for 3 yrs and then trying to reconnect like nothing ever happened
Tim is so funny it's difficult sometime. He defines pressure making diamond's
diamonds
Every family should play this with great solemnity before they light the fireworks. It makes old traditions relevant again, and gives us a new foundation for national pride.
All glory to Jesus
Who’s here on the 4th of July for the most patriotic speech of all time?
Happy 4th of July Boys. Tim, you are a flickering candle in this endless night of terror our modern societies have become.
The chalky taste of 4…15 mg of roxicodone sliding down the back of your throat. As you get high enough to shake the hand of god. And then not being able to stay awake while having dinner with your parents at Olive Garden. That’s what America means to me!
The guy laughing next to him makes this 10 times better
who’s listening to this on the 4th of july 2024
Every year as I grow older, I laugh at more and more of these😂😂
America to me is about staying home on a Tuesday morning watching Jerry Springer at 11 y.o. because its a snow day but now having to go to work because otherwise you wont get paid
"America to me comes down to three words: Shut your mouth." Absolutely incredible
11:31 WOW HE NAILED THE SAUDIS OWNING GOLF RIGHT ON THE HEAD 11MONTHS AGO!
This video must be watched every Independence Day 🇺🇸
He paid $350k for those sunglasses
i heard they were over 400k
he sells them through his jewelry website
Worth every fucking cent
“America is a collection of minutes, a collection of cigarette breaks, and finding a bathroom at a mall.”
This FEELS profound, but I just can’t know.
I remember when DFW’s Infinite Jest used to be on Tim’s table in the podcast, and this speech made me remember that lmao same energy. He basically described the book’s point here 🤣
I’m finishing Infinite Jest rn, page 934.
Love both Wallace and Tim, true Americans as they could/can see America for what it is and be so funny and brilliantly insightful about it at the same time being romantic about it because America indeed is beautiful and awesome and cool.
Happy belated 4th and an amazing rest of 2022 everyone 🙏🏻
Man I loved that book back in my college days. DFW was a brilliant man. It would be interesting to hear his insights today.
@@feanor7080 I think about that on a daily basis. Him going on podcasts and doing interviews and all of that in this era would of been even more iconic. Not only that but he would’ve given us another masterpiece of a novel.
I hope you had a good Interdependence Day, Year of Astroglide Line of Personal Lubricants.
Love, Hal
DAmn!!!! I didn't know that. I'm so glad to hear that. It would very Tim Dillon of him to not have read the book and just have it on camera lol tho
@@wzpu3283 don’t forget the Year of the Dependent Adult Undergarment or YDAU