“I Sold Mansions to Janitors” - Tim Dillon - Full Special

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  • Опубліковано 22 гру 2024

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  • @ls_812
    @ls_812 9 місяців тому +1476

    Straightest gay man of all time

    • @BPF80MCar-vi1pg
      @BPF80MCar-vi1pg 8 місяців тому +13

      Hes for real straight now

    • @thehackmusician
      @thehackmusician 8 місяців тому +28

      Lol I always thought he was fake gay.

    • @Malouco
      @Malouco 8 місяців тому

      He just fucks nonbinary ghosts and aliens

    • @DAWAXFAX
      @DAWAXFAX 8 місяців тому +3

      me too 😂😂😂​@@thehackmusician

    • @flowrestler7528
      @flowrestler7528 8 місяців тому

      There’s guys who don’t like men that are gayer

  • @np494609
    @np494609 9 місяців тому +91

    Tim Dillon is the best stand up comic I’ve seen. Seen him twice and none of his jokes the second time were recycled

    • @bigislandfun9260
      @bigislandfun9260 23 дні тому

      Absolutely best comedian of our time. Nobody even comes close. Not Shane, not Chappelle even.. or anybody. Next level rants and intellectual comedy combo

    • @adarshjose3891
      @adarshjose3891 16 днів тому +2

      Watch more stand up comedians

    • @np494609
      @np494609 15 днів тому

      @ who is better?

  • @chris7419
    @chris7419 6 місяців тому +352

    This man is the embodiment of gta talk radio and he simply must be in GTA 6

    • @MRKSC13
      @MRKSC13 6 місяців тому +16

      They should just put his normal podcast on there, it’d fit right in hahaha

    • @yourmomshouse6984
      @yourmomshouse6984 6 місяців тому

      Him and Alex Jones together lol

    • @UniMatrix_1
      @UniMatrix_1 6 місяців тому +1

      yess

    • @paddyoclown
      @paddyoclown 6 місяців тому +2

      are they gay ghosts? SHE DIDENT LAUGH...😐

    • @ServingKant42069
      @ServingKant42069 5 місяців тому

      It would be perfect for GTA radio​@@MRKSC13

  • @briansays1277
    @briansays1277 9 місяців тому +464

    He looked uncomfortable the entire time, and then when he got into ice cream it was flawless reign of confidence

    • @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986
      @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 9 місяців тому +28

      Just like you in the real world vs the internet

    • @mrreemann3739
      @mrreemann3739 8 місяців тому +5

      After 3 minutes I was going to leave... Then I read your comment and fast forwarded to the end. Still not that impressed.😢

    • @InternalStryke
      @InternalStryke 5 місяців тому +3

      the ice cream riffs had me dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @CERTAIND00M
    @CERTAIND00M 7 місяців тому +189

    I am ashamed at how little my city appreciated this man's special. TD deserved a better crowd.

    • @hughjass1835
      @hughjass1835 4 місяці тому +2

      The crowd came for comedy. This was as funny as watching bugs die after being spayed

    • @surflasal
      @surflasal 3 місяці тому +4

      @@hughjass1835hi brendan 👋

    • @CandyBag
      @CandyBag 2 місяці тому +2

      @hughjass1835 I laughed out loud multiple times. TD is the only comedian that I do

    • @ChintzMusic
      @ChintzMusic 2 місяці тому +8

      @@hughjass1835 what's truly funny is that, while watching this, i was thinking "man, maybe the audience would laugh more if they were smarter and had more context to define their worldviews with"
      and then you come along and admit you don't have enough life experience to understand the jokes lol

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman 2 місяці тому +1

      dillon is dope this special wasnt. but american idol worshippers always need to go into absolutes. One they christen someone as theiuir idol they will bend their own mind to make something match it just to push away any dissonance. The irony of you people listening to Dillon (podcast) is just too much.

  • @MrViciousway
    @MrViciousway 9 місяців тому +212

    That last bit with the ice cream crowd work was hilarious 😂

    • @maximusmilo6388
      @maximusmilo6388 9 місяців тому +5

      It has me crying🤣

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 8 місяців тому +2

      I like the innovative way to run a Q & A at the end, sort of an unannounced audience participation part of the show. Run it too soon, and the whole show devolves into too much heckling. Start it up late enough, though, and if it's good you can keep it going; but if it's unfunny or abusive or boring, then Tim can say "Good Night!" I think people who are having a good time want to join in: they also want to talk. Tim is tapping in to this desire. What he did to Ben Avery was unconscionable.

    • @qwertykeyboardwarrior
      @qwertykeyboardwarrior 15 днів тому

      it pissed me off, i was waiting to hear where i was going for ice cream

  • @teasquare
    @teasquare 9 місяців тому +354

    shame all of the truly funny parts were edited out--having seen him live, his best stuff can't be published online lol

    • @ryanowns5
      @ryanowns5 8 місяців тому +21

      Seen him live twice, and they were pretty tame sets. Nowhere near as unhinged as the pod

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 8 місяців тому +20

      You’re experiencing cognitive dissonance (seeing that his standup is not that great or well-received) because you idolize him. This is what he’s like live, and no you weren’t there. You’re 14.

    • @slurricrasher9923
      @slurricrasher9923 8 місяців тому +2

      @@carolyntalbot947 Fucking love this.

    • @tofer980
      @tofer980 4 місяці тому

      ​@@carolyntalbot947 Daaaaamn that's hilarious. Not only are you wrong, but your response is so revealing about how much lack you experience in your life. I genuinely feel bad for you.

    • @benstolen69
      @benstolen69 3 місяці тому +1

      @@carolyntalbot947 You seem super healthy too

  • @ryanschroeder8263
    @ryanschroeder8263 9 місяців тому +53

    I think TD is actually the smartest and most entertaining comedian of the day. Can’t get enough of

  • @Sargedawg-mh6ne
    @Sargedawg-mh6ne 9 місяців тому +89

    The crowd work concept at the end is smart, cuz he clearly already knew what he would say for each ice cream brand but let the crowd pick theirs and have him talk, so he gets crowd work but he doesn’t have to think on the spot too much, and it’s not cheating or lame I just think it’s a cool way to do it. I mean I’ve seen people do similar I’m just saying it’s a good idea

    • @kevin.harter
      @kevin.harter 9 місяців тому +2

      He’s fr a genius

    • @ClarkHansen-m5c
      @ClarkHansen-m5c 8 місяців тому +2

      Thank you, professor.

    • @aracnadei13
      @aracnadei13 8 місяців тому +3

      That's a concept called 'multiple outs' where you give someone the illusion of choice, but all the possible outcomes are accounted for already. Great device usage.

    • @jamescoleman5238
      @jamescoleman5238 8 місяців тому +3

      Attell used to do the same thing where he'd ask the crowd to name a drink and he'd tell them how their night would end

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 8 місяців тому +1

      I like the innovative way to run a Q & A at the end, sort of an unannounced audience participation part of the show. Run it too soon, and the whole show devolves into too much heckling. Start it up late enough, though, and if it's good you can keep it going; but if it's unfunny or abusive or boring, then Tim can say "Good Night!" I think people who are having a good time want to join in: they also want to talk. Tim is tapping in to this desire. What he did to Ben Avery was unconscionable.

  • @Dylan-Dead
    @Dylan-Dead 9 місяців тому +126

    “Some husk of a human being in the back sayd dip n dots”…😂😭

  • @OctobersOblivion
    @OctobersOblivion 9 місяців тому +88

    “Full special” >multiple cuts

    • @jyo9735
      @jyo9735 9 місяців тому +9

      it was shot for tv, those are commercial breaks

    • @OctobersOblivion
      @OctobersOblivion 8 місяців тому +12

      @@jyo9735 I’m familiar with the concept, there’s entire jokes cut out.

    • @jyo9735
      @jyo9735 8 місяців тому

      @@OctobersOblivion oh, i see. wonder why theyd do that?

    • @illuminati5160
      @illuminati5160 3 місяці тому

      The only thing cut out was a few awkward moments between jokes.

  • @sebastianhernandez7434
    @sebastianhernandez7434 9 місяців тому +71

    I love tim dillon. I don’t get why people don’t like his stand up. I really wish there was more footage out of him doing it

    • @biggordo482
      @biggordo482 9 місяців тому

      because he proves he is a raging hoemoe by putting out 20 mins calling it a full special, boomer behavior.

    • @Anhelswagg
      @Anhelswagg 9 місяців тому +9

      I just didn't laugh at any of the jokes. I think it's his aggressive delivery

    • @sebastianhernandez7434
      @sebastianhernandez7434 9 місяців тому +2

      It what it is I guess

    • @alo4912
      @alo4912 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@Anhelswagg True he's waaaayyy more chill on stage now, this was 6 years ago

    • @RobMcGravyTrain
      @RobMcGravyTrain 9 місяців тому

      @@sebastianhernandez7434we wish him well

  • @QuestionYourWorld
    @QuestionYourWorld 9 місяців тому +57

    That whole ice cream bit was a great closer. Real answer: Thrifty had the best.

    • @CornyBum
      @CornyBum 9 місяців тому +3

      Thrifty, where you can get ice cream alongside mothers who traded in their WIC checks for cigarette money
      (but seriously, I have good memories from the very few times I went there for ice cream)

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 8 місяців тому +3

      Not sure if it were a Thrifty, but a loooong time ago I went to a drug store and they had this unique flavor that I've rarely seen since: champagne sherbet. The only other place anywhere back then that had same same was a beach spot over the hill in Santa Cruz.

    • @urdad9853
      @urdad9853 7 місяців тому

      Heck Yeah.....Thrifts ice cream rocked

    • @Loakley1998
      @Loakley1998 Місяць тому

      “There’s a flavor called equality and you’re not allowed to ask what’s in it” 😂

  • @xenriqueheraldox
    @xenriqueheraldox 9 місяців тому +24

    I saw him live recently and his next special is going to be the best special we’ve seen in years

    • @youlovejenn1
      @youlovejenn1 9 місяців тому +6

      Oooooo! This gets me excited

  • @michaeljohn8905
    @michaeljohn8905 9 місяців тому +10

    Im a proud Long Islander from MATTITUCK L.I. And those are facts about the LIRR . What a mess that train is. Great comedy.

  • @derekdcomedian
    @derekdcomedian 9 місяців тому +25

    I almost never belly laugh to comedy on UA-cam, but this made me shake uncontrollably. He's amazing, and my favorite bombastic big boy.

  • @ProSto7343
    @ProSto7343 9 місяців тому +7

    Tim Dillon is cleary over the line in this special. Dip'n Dots are the best thing since freeze-dried ice cream.

  • @64chefhoward
    @64chefhoward 5 місяців тому +35

    This crowd doesnt get it

    • @AS-gx3oz
      @AS-gx3oz 5 місяців тому

      Calm down, he wouldn’t want you to worship him like that. It’s off putting.

    • @SpammusX
      @SpammusX Місяць тому

      No, the crowd just has better taste.

  • @michaeloftaoism
    @michaeloftaoism 9 місяців тому +36

    It's a real knife fight out there...

    • @PagIiacci
      @PagIiacci 7 місяців тому +4

      we wish him well on the stage

  • @Bandzz268
    @Bandzz268 9 місяців тому +23

    Tims comedy delivery is on par with the greats but I personally think the writing could be better in this set. Tim is at his best when u give him a topic and he just rifts...I know this a old set but anyone else think this way?

    • @OGzoose
      @OGzoose 9 місяців тому +5

      it’s riff.

    • @Bandzz268
      @Bandzz268 9 місяців тому

      @@OGzoose i bet your fun at parties

    • @parthgupta8881
      @parthgupta8881 9 місяців тому +3

      This is from like 6 years ago he's much better now

    • @TheSubwizzle
      @TheSubwizzle 9 місяців тому +1

      I thought this set was pretty weak, not gonna lie. At least he didn’t totally bomb. 🤷‍♂️

    • @jaredmarrero5251
      @jaredmarrero5251 9 місяців тому

      It’s just old guys chill 😂 he has way deeper/funnier perspectives on these topics now. The punchlines are completely different. Writing can be like aging wine.

  • @devod123
    @devod123 8 місяців тому +2

    Dude is brilliant and has one of the funniest and insightful podcasts out there!

  • @rosemarybowser5543
    @rosemarybowser5543 21 день тому +1

    Tim Dillon is pure gold! I listen to his podcast daily and laugh so much

  • @doubledangerous7898
    @doubledangerous7898 5 місяців тому +2

    I do enjoy Tim's stand up, but LOVE his podcasts.

  • @PhaedruS007
    @PhaedruS007 9 місяців тому +29

    That's really smart to create higher end crowd work by asking a question with a limited number of known answers and prepping the responses. Pregnant women street fighting for dollars is great.

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 8 місяців тому

      I like the innovative way to run a Q & A at the end, sort of an unannounced audience participation part of the show. Run it too soon, and the whole show devolves into too much heckling. Start it up late enough, though, and if it's good you can keep it going; but if it's unfunny or abusive or boring, then Tim can say "Good Night!" I think people who are having a good time want to join in: they also want to talk. Tim is tapping in to this desire. What he did to Ben Avery was unconscionable.

  • @humaj19
    @humaj19 9 місяців тому +8

    "I had a real job when I was a millennial" lmfao

  • @Brett101792
    @Brett101792 9 місяців тому +5

    I don't think anybody in the entire state of Louisiana knew what happened during the housing market collapse in '08, much less anybody in a Nola theater lol

  • @michaelbahlman1368
    @michaelbahlman1368 9 місяців тому +5

    Gotta say, I think this Mr Dillon is going to be big one day

  • @DCgreen87
    @DCgreen87 9 місяців тому +15

    Tillamook is the best Ice Cream

    • @Coloradiohead
      @Coloradiohead 9 місяців тому +2

      Agreed

    • @007NowOnline
      @007NowOnline 9 місяців тому +1

      I only recently discovered their cheese. It's really good. Didn't know they made ice cream too. Gonna have to try that next.

    • @DCgreen87
      @DCgreen87 9 місяців тому

      @@007NowOnline It's all made locally in Tillamook! From farm to table. :) Cheesefactory is owned as a partnership between the local farms.

    • @trevorsmith5505
      @trevorsmith5505 8 місяців тому

      Nah graeters not even a competition

    • @primeapegaming4277
      @primeapegaming4277 8 місяців тому

      From my home state

  • @Wodenson5150
    @Wodenson5150 7 місяців тому +1

    Ahhh Tim Dillon. He makes my life worth living. Dim Tillon is my hero. A true mensch. I love Lim Tiddon, and wish him well.

  • @sheefree
    @sheefree 8 місяців тому +4

    First time watching his standup. Loves it❤

  • @t.n.patronis4098
    @t.n.patronis4098 8 місяців тому +4

    I love Tim Dillon.

  • @stephenworldwide
    @stephenworldwide 4 місяці тому +1

    His podcast show is so hilarious, this guy is an amazing comic. He just flows hilarity.

  • @szynkers
    @szynkers 6 місяців тому +5

    I've never seen a comedy clip with audience reactions so inappropriately shitty to such good jokes.

  • @scoutwood7147
    @scoutwood7147 Місяць тому

    i love tim dillon showing where he shines(being crazy) with the big room crowdwork

  • @user-br1mq1ue9b
    @user-br1mq1ue9b 9 місяців тому +2

    I dird laughing at the ice cream jokes 😂😂

  • @likemy
    @likemy 9 місяців тому +6

    Tim's stand up has come a long way in the last six years

  • @santiswings8512
    @santiswings8512 4 місяці тому +1

    I’ve seen him live he’s fking hilarious, his openers are all funny as hell too 👌🏽

  • @TheCrawf28X15
    @TheCrawf28X15 9 місяців тому +9

    10 of 10, was hoping I would see this one again, comedy. Central needs to just fold and give these back to the comics. I hear chapter 11 is popular this time of year😂

  • @Martian2607
    @Martian2607 4 місяці тому +1

    “Are they gay ghosts?” That slayed me 😂

  • @stoptimestudio85
    @stoptimestudio85 9 місяців тому +4

    Tim is great!!!

  • @MattLong90
    @MattLong90 8 місяців тому +3

    This was 6 years ago and still relevant and funny Timmy D's podcast makes my day sometimes.

  • @andanotherone6301
    @andanotherone6301 9 місяців тому +3

    10/10 a real hero

  • @Dyl_Cam
    @Dyl_Cam Місяць тому

    Do another special TIm, I feel like they would appreciate you more today.

  • @touchyssubjects364
    @touchyssubjects364 8 місяців тому +17

    I've always thought Tim Dillon was just Whitney Cummings

  • @amandacollyer645
    @amandacollyer645 6 місяців тому +1

    “At no point does my suicide plan involve cardio “ 😂

  • @razza424
    @razza424 Місяць тому +1

    Shame Comedy Central can’t produce this kind of content any more

  • @BridgetJohnson-d6t
    @BridgetJohnson-d6t 9 місяців тому +3

    Love you Tim!!! 🤩

  • @aftdude2180
    @aftdude2180 4 місяці тому +1

    the baskins robbins was so true hahaha

  • @jahigains9201
    @jahigains9201 8 місяців тому +3

    1:16 That retired detective joke was fire😂

  • @tonguesten_
    @tonguesten_ Місяць тому

    Tim
    Dillon. Is absolutely one of the funniest dudes i ever listened too. and i say hard r’s in dollar tree and trust brandishing weapons will save me

  • @tarico4436
    @tarico4436 8 місяців тому

    I like that innovative way to run a Q & A at the end, sort of an unannounced audience participation part of the show. Run it too soon, and the whole show devolves into too much heckling. Start it up late enough, though, and if it's good you can keep it going; but if it's unfunny or abusive or boring, then Tim can say "Good Night!" I think people who are having a good time want to join in: they want to also talk. Tim is tapping in to this desire. What he did to Ben Avery was unconscionable.

  • @learnhistoryandeconomics3690
    @learnhistoryandeconomics3690 9 місяців тому +2

    So damn good Timmy❤😂

  • @amiracleone2803
    @amiracleone2803 8 місяців тому +5

    Tim Dillons mother's painting of the secret police would be amazing.

  • @TomKoval-rv2so
    @TomKoval-rv2so 4 місяці тому +1

    Tim Dillon is the best

  • @bradschultz1470
    @bradschultz1470 7 місяців тому +1

    Love Tim!

  • @DocSlaughter
    @DocSlaughter 7 місяців тому +1

    I wasn't expecting over half the crowd to cheer😂

  • @Serenitynow87
    @Serenitynow87 4 місяці тому

    I think of this ice cream bit when ever I’m in that aisle 😂

  • @tingtang9302
    @tingtang9302 9 місяців тому +6

    good stuff

  • @Steven_Grey
    @Steven_Grey 9 місяців тому +1

    This guy is pretty funny, he should start a podcast

  • @g2h0
    @g2h0 8 місяців тому +1

    love him

  • @ClaLu
    @ClaLu 7 місяців тому +1

    Hahaha 🤣 I love turkey hill ice-cream 😅

  • @CheapCreep
    @CheapCreep 5 місяців тому +1

    The icecream savant of the century.

  • @Jvega001
    @Jvega001 9 місяців тому +1

    Dude just shot down every ice cream 🍦

  • @HlifeRomania91
    @HlifeRomania91 8 місяців тому +1

    Thanks Tim

  • @Skotti2hotti
    @Skotti2hotti 25 днів тому +1

    Im so HAPPY THE WORLD CAUGHT UP TO TIM DILLON 😂 HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN A SOCIAL COMMENTATOR 🫡

  • @Liablesuspicions
    @Liablesuspicions 6 місяців тому

    Shows the level of the audience at the silence at the bomb at 1:33

  • @theconsciousobserver6829
    @theconsciousobserver6829 9 місяців тому +4

    Baskin Robbins joke was funny af lol they always are partnered with a weird company lol

  • @Mpeterson1286
    @Mpeterson1286 9 місяців тому +1

    How much was edited out?

  • @fhaladjian
    @fhaladjian 8 місяців тому +1

    Still Tim Dillon 😂

  • @guzslat75
    @guzslat75 5 місяців тому +2

    I have haemorrhoids that amuse me more than this guy. Every time I've seen him he's dying on stage, the audience is barely laughing. Joe Rogan has a lot to answer for!

  • @learnhistoryandeconomics3690
    @learnhistoryandeconomics3690 9 місяців тому +1

    Face and stomach rolling check😂

  • @WalkerLarson497
    @WalkerLarson497 3 місяці тому

    Easily one of the smartest bits of comedy ever.

  • @apolo2177
    @apolo2177 7 місяців тому

    this is art. modern times require modern art and boy does ol Timmy do it.

  • @julieterrell1973
    @julieterrell1973 7 місяців тому

    If I don't find out which ice cream he likes best, ima lose it!😂

  • @piercefakelastname1210
    @piercefakelastname1210 2 місяці тому +1

    Can’t believe he ended it by getting into the nitty gritty doing crowd work with ice cream brands with no thesis or punchline 😂

  • @kellymichaelskelton913
    @kellymichaelskelton913 9 місяців тому +1

    Wish this was longer! Tim Dillon rules!

  • @k-1llmatic832
    @k-1llmatic832 9 місяців тому +9

    You gotta be evil😂

  • @64chefhoward
    @64chefhoward Місяць тому

    Love him

  • @coreyhill8841
    @coreyhill8841 9 місяців тому

    the triage entertaimnet reminds me of my 90's turtle movies, the F H E, family home enterainment logo

  • @noahokayama3825
    @noahokayama3825 6 місяців тому

    that was such a smart way to end the bit lmaooo

  • @everquestfan
    @everquestfan 9 місяців тому +1

    Bra AD in Tim's standup 🤣

  • @lookingforne
    @lookingforne 6 місяців тому

    Greatest living comedian

  • @bjorn-erikkarlsson9872
    @bjorn-erikkarlsson9872 5 місяців тому +1

    I love Timmys podcast and personalty. One of the funniest men alive. This is not great.

  • @hereb4theend
    @hereb4theend 3 місяці тому +1

    I wished I knew more about ice cream.

  • @sstanford1331
    @sstanford1331 9 місяців тому +3

    I like his stand up, ppl over critical as always when it comes to comedy central

  • @rickyransomgaming4396
    @rickyransomgaming4396 3 місяці тому +2

    Worst crowd of all time. Tim killed it

  • @crownthesun3128
    @crownthesun3128 9 місяців тому +4

    Never rly was into this guy but this was fkn hilarious

  • @mmegdaniel
    @mmegdaniel 9 місяців тому +3

    Funniest comedian of our time

    • @hughjass1835
      @hughjass1835 4 місяці тому

      You can't be serious. This was the lamest comedy set I've seen outside of a nursing home

    • @mmegdaniel
      @mmegdaniel 4 місяці тому

      @@hughjass1835did I say anything about this specific set?

    • @mmegdaniel
      @mmegdaniel 4 місяці тому

      @@hughjass1835

  • @JoE_Songs
    @JoE_Songs 3 місяці тому

    world class. so funny

  • @ClaLu
    @ClaLu 7 місяців тому

    "I love orange!!!" 😂😂😂

  • @dangerousthoughts.1591
    @dangerousthoughts.1591 8 місяців тому

    Tim came up with 5 minutes of content so he could talk about ice cream for 15 minutes 😂

  • @ConanDuke
    @ConanDuke 8 місяців тому +1

    "I'm Valencia".😂

  • @alfred8294
    @alfred8294 7 місяців тому

    This guy is so funny!

  • @Bawk85
    @Bawk85 2 місяці тому

    ❤Tim!

  • @Yarblocosifilitico
    @Yarblocosifilitico 7 місяців тому

    the fake job bit its too true

  • @cmlxjcky
    @cmlxjcky 6 місяців тому

    If those janitors had figured out a way to hang on to those mansions, they'd be rich

  • @tzarp4345
    @tzarp4345 9 місяців тому +4

    Gotta say this was better than his recent Netflix special

  • @DustyCam
    @DustyCam 9 днів тому

    When podcast have more subscribers and viewers than Comedy Central

  • @xVILLZ559x
    @xVILLZ559x 5 місяців тому

    In-Fing-credible!😂😂😂

  • @lukebobb
    @lukebobb 9 місяців тому +2

    Hilarious!