@@puffball4484 nahh Alex is more of a big brother or uncle. It’s obvious Joe is his father because he always brings up him up the way a step kid would his step dad ALEX IS THE CRAZY UNCLE 😏
Imagine a doctor calling you out and saying “she didn’t have any drugs in her system, she pretended to be unconscious so it would seem dramatic. Nothings wrong with her.” Absolutely brutal, lol.
As a guy from an Irish Catholic family that grew up on Long Island who happens to have an aunt Kathleen that's a total nut bar.......too relatable, Tim.
@@callisto537 by kidnapping Kathleen and making her recite the podcast start to finish (from Tim’s perspective) every morning at a time you previously locked in.
He could actually be sued for defamation and slander 💯 I mean the rant was funny but she could take legal action against him and use this video against her , calling her a thief, pedophile ect. This went hard🤔 this rant was so emotionally charged. Then again he’s right why would she neg him like that to cause this ⁉️🤷🏻♂️ she’s his family and could’ve texted him directly 🤦🏻♂️
Kathleen has had it coming for years... ever since that group text where she asked people to do dishes before a family party. You are doing God's work my friend.
When people rant, they usually just come across as pissed off, but some can create art with their rage and frustration. This is a fine form of artistic expression. I thank you Tim Dillon for making me laugh.
I watch this clip more often than I should. The slight smirk Tim gives at 4:58 looks like years of pent up animosity being lifted off his shoulders in an instant and it’s incredible every time
@@mathewlegrange5880 bruh you’re saying this in response to a video from a comedian who many leftists have hated on for his style of comedy, Lol. No his aunt is not the embodiment of her side she is just that type of person which both sides have.
@@mathewlegrange5880 Oh. stop.... no matter what so called side you're on, it doesn't matter, crazy is as crazy does.... and each side has their crazies.
Jesus christ, this is the type of roast that will have his aunt looking at herself in the mirror in a completely different way then she ever has before.
Nah, I got family members like this, maybe even worse. No amount of ridicule will enlighten them. They will only delude themselves into thinking they're somehow justified.
I like how Tim went hard for like 5 minutes straight and then paused to plug is fake business mug, that I immediately bought, then went right back at it XD
I saw this when it came out and I've watched it ever couple of months since. Only Bill Burr's Philly rant can contend with this. This is an amazing chew out. I'm still in awe.
I loved this so much. I used to be the degenerate, resentful, unemployed, alcoholic of my family. Listening to this rant made me feel so much pride that I got my shit together and it doesn't apply to me anymore
No lie, this is the first video i play right when i wake up on the days that i work. The seething disgust that emanates from tim somehow prepares me to go to work with a smile on my face. Bless your heart
I almost never comment on videos, but this is the greatest thing I’ve seen in a long time and I have to give my thanks. Tim blasting off on Kathleen absolutely made my night!
OMG dude 100% new fan, one of the most epic family hypocrite takedowns I’ve ever heard. Relatable and yet just savage. Saw some clips on Rogan and thought man...this dude’s pretty quick and just a natural. Tim this is Bill Burr levels of rant, your a total natural at making awful reality hilarious. Subscribing to everything from you!
This clip had me losing it on my back porch because you were rippin it so hard😂😂 My neighbors must think I'm a schizophrenic now Tim never lets me down on these podcasts I'm about to listen to the whole backlog on Spotify
@@rctecopyright My heart wants what it wants... I only hope that yours wants to swandive into a woodchipper with your first born as atonement for your lack of humor. Get it now?
@@IHATEJEREMYMOCK Nah, my heart as of this moments wants nothing like that but maybe someday... I'm glad your heart is getting what it needs my Jizz Jezebel friend.
There's something about relatives that think they can just be the rudest sack of garbage to other family members. No you cant be rude and get away with it just bc you're relatives. Reminds me of my brother.
aunt kathleen been real quiet since this video dropped
Aunt Kathleen's on fake suicide watch after faking an OD
@@TheMasterTelevision Someone gotta send a fake ambulance!
*Tony Gunk. The Gunkster. Impractical Jokers reference or your real name?*
OMG LMFAO
Actually she sued him for defamation
“This is not a podcast anymore, I am talking directly to you” , a phrase that could be both a dream and a nightmare
Just watched Chappelle's new special and you have no idea
She doing fake business, Kathleen's a real Dillon
Goin ultra hard w the FB
Lmfao! I thought that exact thing.
Tim got the fake business idea FROM HER! XD
I luv the fake biz bit! Awesome! Because it’s real!
Fake business runs in the family . Lol. I didnt know there were mugs
"how are you gonna bump into me bitch, I don't live in your kitchen" LMFAO
I’m dead
"I'm in Malibu, ho!"
I’m in malibu, hoe! Lol
IM IN MALIBU HOE
6:55
Tim Dillon: I hate talking about family drama
Tim Dillon: *accuses his aunt of being a pedophile drug addict for ten minutes*
And a potentially closeted lesbian
Sometimes a bitch gotta get told
That’s the joke, bud
Hoes gotta be told sometimes
“Probably”
How My mother is in an asylum and you have escaped it is beyond me
😂😂😂😂😂😂
To be fair his mother is in one too
@@romanmarshall602 Ahem... I believe that might have been the joke good sir.
@@richardl9242I see, I didn't realise he was quoting the video because he did not include any quotation marks. Funny thay
I’ve had to come back because this it just too good
Yes,
This was what I was hoping to find.
One of the most epic rants ever.
its right up there with the Bill Burr Philly rant in my opinion and thats high praise. Hilarious
@@johnmacy3607 at least this one wasn’t recorded with a potato
It's a fucking work of art it is. XD
This was my first exposure to Tim’s show and I’ve been watching almost daily for months now lol
lmaoooo "you'd be rosemary kennedy"
"I have a family, it's Joe Rogan and Candace Owens..." lmfao
I wish they were my family hahaha
Can't believe he did Lil Xan like that
Accept we all know Alex Jones is his father
@@puffball4484 nahh Alex is more of a big brother or uncle. It’s obvious Joe is his father because he always brings up him up the way a step kid would his step dad
ALEX IS THE CRAZY UNCLE 😏
MY MOTHER AND FATHER
For the people still doubting whether Tim is gay, this ice-cold clap-back should be proof enough 😂
Lol, was just thinking this
“I’m in malibu, hoe” 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂🎯
Yea this is the first time I’ve went “his gayness is showing”
I honestly dont see how that is considered gay. Could you explain?
Imagine a doctor calling you out and saying “she didn’t have any drugs in her system, she pretended to be unconscious so it would seem dramatic. Nothings wrong with her.” Absolutely brutal, lol.
it happens more than you think, embarrassing is right lmao
Right because that's something normal people do.
Fantastic! FANTASTIC
The doctor didnt say 90% of that... tim said the doctor said there was no drugs in her system, that's it. The rest tim said
@daddychill7442😂😂😂😂😂😂
" hell hath no fury like a gay man scorned"
-someone
This really is the gayest Tim has ever been.
@@CallousCarter if that’s so he’s still straight passing lol
Tim is the best gay
I read that in the Bible one time I think
Umh, I think it was Dave Chappelle
HE SNAPPED. rip his aunt
If she wasn't a drug addict before she sure as hell is now
Bit harsh!
@@mrtambourineman6107 He apologized 9:06
@@longjohnston1363 🤣🤣
I'm from NY, this is real NY shit
As a guy from an Irish Catholic family that grew up on Long Island who happens to have an aunt Kathleen that's a total nut bar.......too relatable, Tim.
I feel that. Irish Catholic from the midwest with a coked out kleptomaniac BPD aunt here lol, there's one in every family
Also raised Irish Catholic. Totally relatable.
Likewise here in Seattle ditto , Kathleen = mo problems and drama
We all have one.
Yep, Pittsburgh Irish catholic here. Too normal.
“This isn’t even a podcast anymore, I’m talking directly to you.”
My favorite part
“Are you honoring his days as a carpenter?” 😂😂😂😂💀
I died listening to this.
You should sell cameos where you just do this to people's families
Hilarious
God this would be amazing lol
The one person I'd pay to do a cameo lol
omg this is hilarious!!!!!!
I'd pay 150
its a real knife fight in Tims family
Hahahaha
Lmao!!!
Fuck man, life in the big city...
It’s a real knife fight out here
The most ruthless while simultaneously being hysterically funny.
It’s a fucking masterpiece
😂 Note to self: Never say anything bad about Tim Dillon.
My 3rd watch 😂
@Shadow Of Wiggin Jeff Ross?
@@Derek_Keenan yeah that Joe Ross guy
I listen to this every time someone does something shitty to me, and it makes me feel better.
"This is the fake business mug" I almost choked to death.
My absolute favorite part. I finally broke and started laughing out loud at that transition.
"Okay? Pedophile drug addict...."
Gets me every time
for the first time I could imagine Tim actually being gay due to how bitchy he is in this. That line gets me too. Comedic gold.
It was 'I'm in Malibu, Ho!' for me...
The pandemic is affecting everyone differently
Brilliant.
😁
Perfect use of “affecting” as well
😂
Aunt pretends to be lawyer. "Fake business" must run in the family.... 😂
"KEEP MY NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!" "NOBODY WANTS YOU NEAR THEIR FAMILYYYY!" This entire rant is brutality incarnate. 😂
Those are my fav
I'm setting this whole thing as my morning alarm
Hahahaha I would actually do that if I could
LOLOL
Brilliant idea hahahaha
How would you do that?
@@callisto537 by kidnapping Kathleen and making her recite the podcast start to finish (from Tim’s perspective) every morning at a time you previously locked in.
Everyone has a Kathleen in their life that they wish they could go Tim Dillon on.
An aunt Kathleen or an uncle Steve. 😆
So true
I honestly don't, but I wish I did now.
He could actually be sued for defamation and slander 💯 I mean the rant was funny but she could take legal action against him and use this video against her , calling her a thief, pedophile ect. This went hard🤔 this rant was so emotionally charged. Then again he’s right why would she neg him like that to cause this ⁉️🤷🏻♂️ she’s his family and could’ve texted him directly 🤦🏻♂️
@@ftmyersboi1 weird uncle Steve that the young girls aren’t supposed to sit next to .
this will always be my favorite rant by far
Every line is a work of art 🎭
Kathleen has had it coming for years... ever since that group text where she asked people to do dishes before a family party. You are doing God's work my friend.
I remember that episode 😂 funny to know that was Kathleen
I just discovered Tim Dillon recently lmaooo. Do you remember which video that was?
@@couchman-sw6jy which episode is that?
Eeww before a party?!
Eeww before a party?!
“I’m in Malibu Ho” lol
That was my favorite line
The gayest thing he’s ever said 😂
Tim is the best ranter ever. He shredded me at one of his standup shows in Tampa and I enjoyed every second of it LOL
were you being obnoxious?
What were you doing to get shredded, were you annoying everybody?
Hey guys, not you shredding them too 😂 who knows, he could've been making fun of his appearance for all we know
@@BillyMillion He probably didn’t do anything. Sometimes comedians pick people out for a good natured ribbing in an attempt to work the crowd.
@@phokit3459 duh
When people rant, they usually just come across as pissed off, but some can create art with their rage and frustration. This is a fine form of artistic expression. I thank you Tim Dillon for making me laugh.
I watch this clip more often than I should. The slight smirk Tim gives at 4:58 looks like years of pent up animosity being lifted off his shoulders in an instant and it’s incredible every time
Astute observation
“You bum bitch”
“You clown bitch”
I absolutely love it
I wish Tim would just tell us how he really feels
Right. Why hold back?
Tim's family is the embodiment of American modernity
The embodiment of the American right wing. Judgemental of everyone yet unable to acknowledge their own shortcomings.
@Jake I agree. But Tim literally said his aunt was a Trump supporter and watched Fox, so she definitely is an embodiment of her side. Agree?
@@mathewlegrange5880 bruh you’re saying this in response to a video from a comedian who many leftists have hated on for his style of comedy, Lol. No his aunt is not the embodiment of her side she is just that type of person which both sides have.
@@mathewlegrange5880 Oh. stop.... no matter what so called side you're on, it doesn't matter, crazy is as crazy does.... and each side has their crazies.
@@cryptocaesar8972 I am an ex Bernie supporter, because he pushed for Biden.... I love Tim Dillon. He is super funny. I love dark humor.
The way he says “I’m in Malibu, Ho” shows how you never go at a high octane comedian like TD
Literally one of the most hilarious things I've heard from anyone 🤣
The spirit of tim dillons success is revenge. His voice is that of payback, and no one is off limits. Great stuff, we've all got a bit of him in us.
Tim?! She's a fake lawyer!? That's just fake business buddy
fake business rival.
Tim can dish it out, but cant take fake business nemesis'
Like Kim kardhardassian
Kathleen gets a text moments before this podcast drops from Tim reading "Should've kept your mouth shut".
LMFAO
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️
Jesus christ, this is the type of roast that will have his aunt looking at herself in the mirror in a completely different way then she ever has before.
I doubt she listened to the whole thing
That would take self reflection which she definitely is unable to do and that’s why her life turned to shit.
Nah, I got family members like this, maybe even worse. No amount of ridicule will enlighten them. They will only delude themselves into thinking they're somehow justified.
Sad but true.(above comments).
Or suicide or drugs
My humor is so dark, that when I have a bad day I come to this video for a good laugh 😂 can’t believe it’s already been 2 years 😂
never go after someone close to you who has this much dirt on you and a podcast.
“I’m not going to bump into you, bitch. I don’t live in your kitchen!”
This is the best thing I have ever heard.
I like how Tim went hard for like 5 minutes straight and then paused to plug is fake business mug, that I immediately bought, then went right back at it XD
I didn't even realize he went on for 5 minutes lol. The rant was so good.
That shit sent me over the top
Should we start calling Karens "Kathleens" now? In honor of his dead grandpa
For the legacy
We have no cats Kathleen MEOW MEOW PURR - Purr cat cafe
I think we should
I Too say "for the legacy"
Sounds much better!
I saw this when it came out and I've watched it ever couple of months since.
Only Bill Burr's Philly rant can contend with this.
This is an amazing chew out. I'm still in awe.
This is my favorite "rant" EVER by Tim.... I have to rewatch this clip every so often because it is SO fu@$ing great!!! Absolute GOLD 🥇
I pray that tim never takes the high ground 😂
Amen
I loved this so much. I used to be the degenerate, resentful, unemployed, alcoholic of my family. Listening to this rant made me feel so much pride that I got my shit together and it doesn't apply to me anymore
That’s awesome, Eva.
@@djdoggynutellanutsack6766 not nice.
@@djdoggynutellanutsack6766 how?
@Eva so awesome that you pulled out of that, it's incredibly difficult.
@@matturner6890 thanks so much! ❤
I can’t stop listening to this clip. I’m living vicariously
This video is a perfect way to start every morning
No lie, this is the first video i play right when i wake up on the days that i work. The seething disgust that emanates from tim somehow prepares me to go to work with a smile on my face. Bless your heart
I personally think we were in a better place when all crazy middle class aunts could fake ODs and get rides in ambulances just for the display
Ahhhh... Much simpler times😔
I miss those days. 🙁
I mean she literally went the extra mile and the gesture was lost on her nephew.
@@dickbiggerjr3613 🤣🤣🤣
@@dickbiggerjr3613 The fake business is too high level for even Tim to comprehend. Kathleen's a grandmaster...
I wanted to turn it off, but I couldn't.
I love that Tim decided to use his platform to just attack his aunt. I would love to have that power in my family
"Its the wrong day Kathleen , I'm the wrong one"
Dude, I Fn love you calling out your family for their hypocrisy.
This is one of my "go to" rants when im drunk- such as now. Epic and hilarious
😂😂😂😂
This is every reason why I love Tim. This rant is legendary
Tim's grandfather made his own legacy. And Tim is creating his own legacy.
Kathleen needs to film a response video asap. Otherwise she’s done .
How amazing would that be? I wish 4chan detectives could get me a pic of this woman to go with the story
As a native long Islander I like to imagine Tim’s aunt is actually one of the many Long Island woman I know that fit her description perfectly
From time to time, I revisit this gem of a video.
As do I
Where's the money Kathleeeeeen?
Did ya *take* it?!
I’m here for this Long Island trash!!! 👏
😂😂
Best kind of trash 🤣
I almost never comment on videos, but this is the greatest thing I’ve seen in a long time and I have to give my thanks. Tim blasting off on Kathleen absolutely made my night!
Kathleen: "TIM DILLON JUST SLAPPED THE SHIT OUTTA ME"!!!
I listen to this once a week to remind me that family is never forever!
Are we gonna see frenemies with Kathleen and Tim?
I was hoping they would go on that Gary Busey court show
@@mattberg6816 so many ways to promote fake family business)
@@MityaBerg 😂
Aunt Kathleen's existence is spitting in the face of the Dillon Patriarch's legacy
Tim your family reminds me so much of my south side irish family in Chicago. God bless you
OMG dude 100% new fan, one of the most epic family hypocrite takedowns I’ve ever heard. Relatable and yet just savage. Saw some clips on Rogan and thought man...this dude’s pretty quick and just a natural. Tim this is Bill Burr levels of rant, your a total natural at making awful reality hilarious. Subscribing to everything from you!
I come back to this video several times a year in-order to pay respect to the legend
This is the perfect template for going off on my mother in law when the times comes. And it’s coming. I literally just have to switch out the names.
Kathleen got absolutely COOKED. Jesus Christ, Tim.
😂😂😂
This wasn't even a roast anymore, it was a burial.
@Gavin Newsom Give it a rest, Kathleen. You lost.
@@Themissinformer 🤓🙃
@Gavin Newsom this is one of the many reasons Tim has an audience. Na man, he plateaued.
Tim Dillon is just brilliant criminally underrated stand up
he's not bad sitting down either
This rant lulled me to sleep thank you Tim your voice makes me feel safe
I come back to the video every few months to laugh my ass off lmao thank u Tim !!
I always come back to this rant to motivate myself for thanksgiving
Good for you man. Even family isnt impervious from catching these metaphorical “hands”
When Tim gets Ben rolling it makes me laugh even more
This is better than the Bill Burr Philly roast.😂
bill would be proud of this
Not quite.
A Dillon family reunion has to be extremely hilarious.
Omg this is one of the most brutally honest/funny thing I’ve ever heard.
Piece of advice people: wouldn’t recommend pissing Tim off lol
LMAO KATHLEEN got roasted
If you want to see something almost funny check out my stupid comedy videos. 🤔
gotta come back from time to time to re-listen to this classic.
This is one of my favourite videos of all time!
this popped up on my feed again, and it truly never gets old. I LOVE YOU TIM
Here for my monthly listen of this 🙏🏻
This clip had me losing it on my back porch because you were rippin it so hard😂😂 My neighbors must think I'm a schizophrenic now
Tim never lets me down on these podcasts I'm about to listen to the whole backlog on Spotify
You are my spirit animal Tim.
I like the silliness of this almost as much as i like my silly and stupid videos.
Semen swine is your spirit animal? Savage
@@rctecopyright My heart wants what it wants... I only hope that yours wants to swandive into a woodchipper with your first born as atonement for your lack of humor. Get it now?
@@IHATEJEREMYMOCK Nah, my heart as of this moments wants nothing like that but maybe someday... I'm glad your heart is getting what it needs my Jizz Jezebel friend.
“i’m in malibu ho”
-Tim “the great and powerful roaster” Dillon
I watch this while I work out to get pumped
There's something about relatives that think they can just be the rudest sack of garbage to other family members. No you cant be rude and get away with it just bc you're relatives. Reminds me of my brother.
2021...we see the spiraling decent of 'the Tim'....first the lesbians, now the family...im waiting for the tell all book and / or sex tape to appear.
Yas!!!
So I don’t know about yall but this type of dragging just gave me new life 🙏🏼
Everybody’s got screwed up family members. I thought you were talking about my cousin
Every family has an aunt Kathleen. This was amazing.
I canNOT WAIT to see you and Lex together!!!!🤗🤗🤗
The dude in the Right hand side is hillarious he's laughing the whole time.