David Spade Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

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  • Опубліковано 29 лис 2024

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  • @sidjustice43
    @sidjustice43 5 років тому +352

    “I have to fight a girl though, cuz I want to win”. What a legend.

  • @retrix8015
    @retrix8015 5 років тому +490

    “ There’s a stock one that goes out a lot “

  • @gwapo35
    @gwapo35 5 років тому +342

    He must be one of the chillest guy i see on the internet...

    • @thevrana
      @thevrana 3 роки тому

      Well,Llamas are known for being chill.

  • @Blackfingers666
    @Blackfingers666 5 років тому +65

    David Spade seems like a really cool guy. Didn’t know how to feel about him because of what I’ve seen from his movies but watching him just be himself- he’s awesome!

    • @rico76
      @rico76 5 років тому

      I agree

    • @ltisenotem
      @ltisenotem 4 роки тому

      He's a great stand up comedian, I recommend. Shit movies lol

    • @Amero2323
      @Amero2323 Рік тому +2

      I listened to his audiobook not long ago. He had a really fucked up childhood and overcame a lot.

    • @sickrandy2946
      @sickrandy2946 Рік тому

      Spade was always hilarious. Great stand up, and always funny in interviews. A lot of his movies are pretty wack but man he's a funny ass dude.

  • @marshmanno1342
    @marshmanno1342 5 років тому +166

    "What if someone watches this? No, I'm not worried about that."

  • @geekymetalhead5112
    @geekymetalhead5112 5 років тому +437

    Next up: Norm MacDonald

    • @Jamzmahname
      @Jamzmahname 5 років тому +48

      He would not answer a single question

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 5 років тому +13

      @@Jamzmahname still it'd be awesome to have him on

    • @Jamzmahname
      @Jamzmahname 5 років тому +11

      Geeky Metalhead If anything to see the ol chunk of coal again would be welcome. Especially since Netflix pretty much bought the rights to his podcast to cancel it.

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 5 років тому +2

      @@Jamzmahname Wait they cancelled it?

    • @Jamzmahname
      @Jamzmahname 5 років тому +2

      Geeky Metalhead From what I’ve heard, Netflix hasn’t made an official statement, but from the guys around Norm they said it’s pretty much been put on the back burner.

  • @iamsultana
    @iamsultana 5 років тому +92

    3:02 lol! He's so sweet! And funny. I can see why he's never had trouble getting all the best looking most charming ladies.

    • @KieranDomney.
      @KieranDomney. 4 роки тому +1

      Agreed. I absolutely loved that moment :)

  • @wetbabyboat9502
    @wetbabyboat9502 5 років тому +199

    Emperor Cuzco answers the internet

    • @Name-mq6he
      @Name-mq6he 5 років тому +7

      LLAMA FAAAAAAACE

    • @MisterFoxx
      @MisterFoxx 5 років тому +3

      Kuzco* lol

    • @anyal1987
      @anyal1987 5 років тому

      Name I came here to say this. Glad things are in order 👍

    • @annelauber6298
      @annelauber6298 5 років тому

      No. Griffin, from the Hotel Transylvania Movies, answers The Internet!

    • @gilbertserrano485
      @gilbertserrano485 5 років тому +2

      no touchy!

  • @mgraves636
    @mgraves636 5 років тому +62

    I'm 100% sure if he did this interview as joe dirt there would be zero dislikes

  • @thriller985
    @thriller985 5 років тому +48

    Spade continues to improv with a 1.000 batting average

  • @caseymaddox435
    @caseymaddox435 5 років тому +31

    Tommy boy and black sheep 🐑 are both equally hilarious. No one can replace you and Farley. EVER!!!!

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 Рік тому

      I feel like spade could easily have all his parts replaced with Sandler and it'd still work but if you tried to replace Farley with any of em it'd just bomb.

  • @sheroukyoussef7896
    @sheroukyoussef7896 5 років тому +5

    Aww he’s so cute when he’s like are you ok when he threw the card and it hit someone

  • @windians9994
    @windians9994 5 років тому +247

    Get Adam Sandler on

    • @gammawave1739
      @gammawave1739 5 років тому +9

      Hes pretty funmy seeing is hpw he is still making movies amd still famous after all these years. Probably the greateat comedian to have there own film company. Hes funnier than you thats for shure you random.

    • @jackhill1447
      @jackhill1447 5 років тому +5

      Darth Maul 1 you can’t fucking spell, 2 Adam sandler has the sense of humor of a fucking 5 year old and is probably the 2nd least funny comedian (Amy Schumer) he’s only funny when surrounded by other comedians (Chris brown, David spade, etc)

    • @GIBBSKIDS1
      @GIBBSKIDS1 5 років тому +4

      me Me hater. Grown Ups is a notional treasure!

    • @jessestumpf190
      @jessestumpf190 5 років тому +6

      BOT_JACCKKSSON hell yea, Chris brown is hilarious, that joke he did with Rihanna hit me the hardest

    • @coolbreeze3793
      @coolbreeze3793 5 років тому

      its ok

  • @DarkEagle-vx9hd
    @DarkEagle-vx9hd 4 роки тому +12

    He has an amazing lack of narcissism. Very seldom does he brag about his money, fame , etc and is actually self- deprecating at times.

    • @joesr31
      @joesr31 Рік тому +1

      haven't you heard about his mansion?

  • @mariahhayes2547
    @mariahhayes2547 5 років тому +11

    3:01 he was so genuine 😭

  • @barbrasmith1437
    @barbrasmith1437 5 років тому +7

    You're the best! Always my go to comedian when I need to laugh. Love you. 🤭

  • @AmandaaRose
    @AmandaaRose 5 років тому +6

    This is great! Love David!

  • @extremesowhat
    @extremesowhat 5 років тому +46

    "Don't push in you'll be embarrassed"

    • @thomaspayne6866
      @thomaspayne6866 5 років тому +3

      My friend doesn’t understand this joke

    • @gomcocramp
      @gomcocramp 5 років тому +5

      push in the camera objective, means to zoom in so that the handwriting can be seen (embarassing)

    • @desotaku5202
      @desotaku5202 4 роки тому

      @@gomcocramp Objektiv? Its lens in english 😂

  • @lamosos
    @lamosos 5 років тому +4

    "Like me back."
    Holy shit, that was fucking profound.

  • @graphicsociety1
    @graphicsociety1 4 роки тому +3

    Good ol' David! one of the all time best.

  • @andrewperez1999
    @andrewperez1999 5 років тому +16

    Need Adam Sandler on this asap!

  • @elitekomodo9284
    @elitekomodo9284 5 років тому +39

    Bob menery up next???

  • @jordanwiley4582
    @jordanwiley4582 5 років тому +5

    glad to see the internet still prefers david spade over snooki

  • @notaloka611
    @notaloka611 5 років тому +4

    Love him!

  • @mikeross5627
    @mikeross5627 5 років тому +7

    Black Sheep is a classic!!

    • @stoppls2215
      @stoppls2215 5 років тому

      Mike Ross what in the ever living fuck did u just say

    • @stoppls2215
      @stoppls2215 5 років тому

      Tommyboy is superior

  • @quietriot9910
    @quietriot9910 5 років тому +3

    he is so hilarious!

  • @ZombieFreak85
    @ZombieFreak85 5 років тому +2

    He just seems like a regular guy love him.

  • @cherie3283
    @cherie3283 5 років тому +5

    I love him more now then ever 💕🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @MelissaNgai
    @MelissaNgai 5 років тому +3

    David Spade is so funny

  • @JWALL_
    @JWALL_ 5 років тому +4

    4:01 imagine if he said Steven hawking

  • @deveryshepardson3640
    @deveryshepardson3640 5 років тому +2

    Al Michaels screaming “Do you believe in miracles?”

  • @zachduncan123
    @zachduncan123 5 років тому

    Sir David Spade! I'm a Black Sheep!! You and Sir Farley are Legends!
    Your relationship was certainly one of a kind. I am happy to have witnessed it!
    Thank you

  • @LEOhopeful
    @LEOhopeful 4 роки тому +2

    Spade is a fucking national treasure

  • @EikottXD
    @EikottXD 4 роки тому +2

    3:27 Ozzy Man for sure!

  • @tmultt
    @tmultt 5 років тому +3

    Like me back. Wow. Deep. To real.

  • @gibbyh65
    @gibbyh65 5 років тому +7

    Half of the questions he didn't even understand, lol, love spade, in his own world,, advise, start taking centrum silver bro!

  • @susans654
    @susans654 5 років тому +3

    Q. What's the one thing a person can say or do that would make you immediately hate them?
    DS: "Like me back." Oof.

    • @thomaspayne6866
      @thomaspayne6866 5 років тому +1

      Susan S -- intimacy issues. It explains why he has trouble settling down

    • @hollystiener16
      @hollystiener16 5 років тому

      @@thomaspayne6866 He means on social media

    • @thomaspayne6866
      @thomaspayne6866 5 років тому

      Holly Stiener -- I really don’t think so.

  • @ghostzd3fy689
    @ghostzd3fy689 5 років тому +1

    3:34 MORGAN FREEMAN😂

  • @MrBeard17
    @MrBeard17 5 років тому +1

    1:05 "The Daves I Know."

  • @elloowu6293
    @elloowu6293 5 років тому +8

    These are NOT the weirdest questions on the Internet. They're almost first date acceptable

    • @rico76
      @rico76 5 років тому

      There's probably certain questions they don't/can't answer or even repeat as the soundbite alone WOULD end their career

    • @rico76
      @rico76 5 років тому

      I agree, they need weirder questions as this goes on. I feel like certain questions are picked for certain people, too.

    • @elloowu6293
      @elloowu6293 5 років тому

      @@rico76 "how many Nazis would it take you to consider anal?"
      That's a real Internet question that I'd give anyone a pass for answering

  • @pr0xed612
    @pr0xed612 4 роки тому +1

    "how much money for you to give up world peace"
    me: five bucks

  • @davidlangston9595
    @davidlangston9595 5 років тому +4

    He should have gone with David Attenborough for the narration.

  • @atm6870
    @atm6870 4 роки тому +1

    Definitely the best one in my opinion

  • @joaomiguelpires9427
    @joaomiguelpires9427 5 років тому +1

    I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT SICE KEN JEONG DID THIS. NOW I'M FULFILLED. THANK YOU

    • @astyles2666
      @astyles2666 5 років тому

      joao miguel pires really? Fulfilled from David Spade? How sad is your life

    • @joaomiguelpires9427
      @joaomiguelpires9427 5 років тому +1

      @@astyles2666 DAVID SPADE IS GOD ON EARTH

    • @joaomiguelpires9427
      @joaomiguelpires9427 5 років тому

      @@astyles2666 sorry i didnt realise i had the caps lock active

  • @taylorjohnsonmathias5832
    @taylorjohnsonmathias5832 5 років тому +1

    These questions 😂😂😂 David spade is hilarious

  • @BenSpies19
    @BenSpies19 4 роки тому

    Heather with the giggles 😆

  • @djdannyd816
    @djdannyd816 5 років тому +2

    Legend

  • @hirambodon7086
    @hirambodon7086 5 років тому +2

    Alright Tina, look out😂

  • @jimmykong9902
    @jimmykong9902 5 років тому +1

    Someones laugh sounds like The Wayans Brothers laugh when they were undercover

  • @joshhartman1169
    @joshhartman1169 5 років тому +1

    god I wish this was longer

  • @MoonDevoured
    @MoonDevoured 5 років тому +1

    "I have a bad back but I have a worse stomach"

  • @dylanbarts4405
    @dylanbarts4405 4 роки тому +1

    3:42 was the guy giving the card edited in or does he actually move that animated

  • @loganliebert7984
    @loganliebert7984 5 років тому +1

    You can tell he didn’t want to be there 😂😂

  • @FunNy-mh4rw
    @FunNy-mh4rw 5 років тому +2

    Sound effects yay

  • @TrigonsTrailers
    @TrigonsTrailers 11 місяців тому

    "I have a bad back but a worse stomach."

  • @richhozzy480
    @richhozzy480 5 років тому +2

    All the celebrities complain about how many questions there are lol

  • @dancepiglover
    @dancepiglover Рік тому

    I think the hypothetical situation is that David WILL win the fight, so it doesn’t matter who he picks in that regard. I think it only mattered whose life he’d want to take over.

  • @guineveredawn
    @guineveredawn 5 років тому

    “baby spade” 😂😂

  • @brottarnacke
    @brottarnacke 5 років тому +1

    There are 8 movies listed on IMDB with the name "Black Sheep".

  • @JerroldKavanagh
    @JerroldKavanagh 5 років тому +1

    David Spade and Michael J Fox are becoming twins.

  • @ruot286
    @ruot286 5 років тому +2

    Get NORM MACDONALD!

  • @br41nb0x7
    @br41nb0x7 4 роки тому +1

    Money or world peace: how much money? ...All the money.

  • @arvinv91
    @arvinv91 5 років тому +1

    What's the song at the beginning?

  • @zotw-101
    @zotw-101 5 років тому +1

    One person to fight to the death, then take over their lives: I choose David Spade

  • @yjk9530
    @yjk9530 4 роки тому +1

    If Dax Shepard and Brad Pitt had aa child

  • @devinmccurry4235
    @devinmccurry4235 3 роки тому +1

    I want Morgan Freeman or James Earl Jones to narrate my sex and sex life 😂😂

  • @pogfee
    @pogfee 5 років тому +11

    The venn diagram of Bob Menery and Barstool fans is two identical overlapping circles.

  • @Dan-G97
    @Dan-G97 5 років тому

    It’s been a while since I seen this lil nigga lmaoo still funny af.

  • @shelleyokeeweehow1348
    @shelleyokeeweehow1348 5 років тому

    I smells smoke....oh that's me.spade😉errr lmao 😂 😂

  • @jonathanmacedo5720
    @jonathanmacedo5720 5 років тому

    What's the intro song bc it's gas lowkey

  • @goalie2998
    @goalie2998 5 років тому +2

    Everytime he finished sex.
    Song plays
    " all by myself, dont wanna be all by myself"

  • @toddjohnson566
    @toddjohnson566 5 років тому +1

    What’s the beef with Bob Menery?

  • @wendygreen4234
    @wendygreen4234 5 років тому

    I love him

  • @Mckelback
    @Mckelback 5 років тому +2

    Davie Spade

  • @shaungray8863
    @shaungray8863 4 роки тому +1

    How about Marv Albert. YES! He delivers a facial!

  • @rottenhamwallet9190
    @rottenhamwallet9190 5 років тому +4

    You should have Jim jefferies on this show

    • @jrivera018
      @jrivera018 4 роки тому

      for what reason? having spade on here was already somewhat of a "make a wish" type of thing for him

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot 4 роки тому

    Spade can't beat no girl, yo!!

  • @dddd-ng5yq
    @dddd-ng5yq 4 роки тому

    the man

  • @BuffaloBack
    @BuffaloBack 5 років тому

    That baby shark joke is santinos joke on tigerbelly right after he bombed on spades show

  • @yaildeed.2377
    @yaildeed.2377 5 років тому +1

    Have his people call me 🤙 seriously love u David...

    • @thomaspayne6866
      @thomaspayne6866 5 років тому

      Yaildee D. -- are you ever gonna put some pants on

  • @Riggin2013
    @Riggin2013 5 років тому

    You guys have GOT to get Bill Burr

  • @roncollinsreviews
    @roncollinsreviews 5 років тому

    you guys need to pay these people more, they def dont want to be there

  • @josephblumenberg6574
    @josephblumenberg6574 5 років тому +7

    I’d love to see Bill Burr on here 😂

    • @rico76
      @rico76 5 років тому +1

      If you see this, they just had him last week! Fucking gold.

  • @owenkay8908
    @owenkay8908 5 років тому +1

    No bob descent will be tolerated

  • @GoodGolly.MissLolly
    @GoodGolly.MissLolly 5 років тому +3

    “Like me back” ... does he mean on social media, or do people say that in real life??

    • @thomaspayne6866
      @thomaspayne6866 5 років тому +1

      Real life. It means he has intimacy issues, and it explains why he hasn’t married

    • @seraandsibel
      @seraandsibel 5 років тому +1

      yeah, a lot of people have a habit of losing interest in someone once that person starts to reciprocate feelings

    • @hollystiener16
      @hollystiener16 5 років тому

      He means on social media. Thats why the guys were saying that is the best one.

  • @ba-donkindonutz5172
    @ba-donkindonutz5172 5 років тому +86

    Honestly get someone who isn't illiterate to proofread the questions. Ffs

    • @TheSupaaMan
      @TheSupaaMan 5 років тому +7

      Ba-Donkin Donutz lol relax bro

  • @Prince_Luci
    @Prince_Luci 5 років тому +1

    I’d pick Kevin Hart. It’d be a tough fight but i think i could take him. Plus his life in unimaginably better than mine.

    • @miopicpanda
      @miopicpanda 5 років тому

      If it's "unimaginable", how do you know it's better?

  • @mrmojomajestic8317
    @mrmojomajestic8317 Рік тому

    In lieu of a song, I'd choose a sound effect and have the 'Wilhelm Scream'.

  • @Chicomite
    @Chicomite 5 років тому

    I loooove Tommy Boy, but not any more or less than Black Sheep. I mean, Tommy Boy has Brian Dennehey, the man with no neck and also has fat guy little coat and Salesman Chris Farley. But Black Sheep has the cabin, the Campaign truck, the cell phone, just as many goofs and gaffs, giggles and shits, 90's goodness. And a bit more touching with the family/society/politics stuff if we wanna dip our toe into a little cheese. Both are must watch Spade/Farley comedies. P.S. the DVD cover of Black Sheep is better lol

  • @crazycat690
    @crazycat690 5 років тому

    A fight to the death, and if you win you switch lives? You fight a rich child, they would stand no chance and you get to be young again.

  • @marcusnelson7026
    @marcusnelson7026 4 роки тому

    Black Sheep is the jam

  • @indra91I
    @indra91I 4 роки тому

    I'd pick 5 billion pounds more money than the amount it takes to create world peace

  • @jacoblape
    @jacoblape 5 років тому

    Tina fey is ultimate!

  • @MyPronounsISwhom
    @MyPronounsISwhom 5 років тому

    Mark Normand!!

  • @DubstepCherry
    @DubstepCherry 5 років тому

    you guys should try and get that green shine around the person from the greenscreen out of the way.

  • @Austin-ov5zf
    @Austin-ov5zf 5 років тому +1

    Can we see John Mulaney?

  • @kadenburton6144
    @kadenburton6144 3 роки тому

    Get bob menery 😂

  • @IPlayOneOnT.V.
    @IPlayOneOnT.V. 5 років тому

    KFC Radio? What is that - "Kentucky Fried Chicken" Radio?

  • @r.minnis9722
    @r.minnis9722 5 років тому

    Black Sheep is just as good

  • @jimmydirt4922
    @jimmydirt4922 Рік тому

    What’s the beef with bob?