THINGS METALHEADS SHOULD NEVER SAY
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Actual fact: metal heads are extremely respectful and are great people, so long as your ok with the occasional goat sacrifice and head banging.
Tell them you like a certain band or don't like another and see their real faces
@@adecentdelinquent8986
You'll be the goat.
Still part of the community.😂
A Decent Delinquent I tell it how it is, if I don’t like a band then I’m open about it. If you get your feelings hurt that’s your own feminine emotions getting in the way.
I lost my phone in a moshpit recently and ended up having 20-or-so strangers help me look for it. Had it been a rap concert, the phone would probably have been sold before the next song.
...We found it btw - metalheads are the best
At least the headbanging, goats aren't my type......
Actually, one direction songs are brutal: my ears bleed every time I hear one of those.
hahaha...so true
The real question tho: WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU HEARING THEM?
Alex Poney you win
Alex Poney your ears are bleeding for a different reason :)
Matt you know something called a joke? humor? may be over your head, idk, but gabriel was using it
People: "omg metalheads are so violent"
Jared: *wearing an I love kitties shirt*
I thinkin of one Chuck schuldiner Interview that He's wearing a Cat T shirt sad I am only.13 years old no chance to see them
haha
So true.
Lol watch the videos were they say signs you're a metalhead...only wears metal shirts...We understand
Well, for the most part you're right, but in my country oldschool metalheads have a lot in common with the sort of style and culture that is normally referring to biker gangs, some hardcore guys I've known. Guess that's just like every other social grouping in existance.
He’s such a metal head with that “I love kitties”
Kitties are brootal
Lmao have you ever met a metal head? We love cats
BigFatCatFish I mean, they’re alright
@@LothlorBass or an overcuddled not at all spoiled Pitbull or Amstaff.
@@LothlorBass I love cats myself , especially fat senior tabby ones
Can't say that I have ever heard someone say that 'one direction is brutal'...
However I have had a 'friend' who said '5 seconds of summer are seriously hard core. I want to mosh pit to this.'
...I wish I was lying
Yeah we're not friends anymore lol
I didn't say that's why we're not friends lol. There's a different reason (a few tbh) as to why. I'm not that much of a bitch lol.
that makes me lose all faith in humanity...and I like 5sos (don't hate me)
The heaviest thing they ever did was cover American idiot
Dome one said that to me too smh
Once a girl in my class asked "Is heavy metal a band?"..............
Ajwad Murshed lmao ive heard someone say that before too
Someone stupid enough could of named a band that
Well i think it's actually a song
A girl in my class asked that too. They shall rot in hell
Hhahahahaahahhaha then Metallica is a music genre
*Master Of Puppets starts playing*
Friend: Duuudeee, that's Slayerrr, right??
Every thrash band is Slayer. Didn’t you know that?
Once my friend walked into my house and physcosocial by slipknot was playing and he said " duuude I love korn"
*plays meshuggah* “ish dis mellatica?”
Brayden Enright trve kvlt norwegian black metal 🤘🤘🤘
Friend be dedicated to how hes killing you
Metalheads wearing shirts with pusheen cats on them is from now on my favourite thing
I am a metalhead and I have an unhealthy obsession with Pusheen so oops 😂😂😂😂
Me too everything about my personality clashes
Pusheens are a real metalhead's favourite 😂
A good friend of mine said: "I hate One Direction, but i love heavier bands like Twenty One Pilots and Five Seconds of Summer. I hate that gay pop shit".
Not kidding.
Marcus M actual, tbh tøp Lyrics are actually pretty deep. But yeah I agree 5sos is absolute trash and tøp isn't hard at all.
clayton shirey yeah Tøp are great, but not hard lol
And definitely not heavy.
I wanna kms for that quote from your friend.
I know people like that....
this kid in my class before i got expelled told me he was a metalhead too, and when i asked his favorite metal band he said enter sandman.
I feel like there probably is a band called "Enter Sandman"
Metallica?
@@iamstewpit6740 Probably.
@@iamstewpit6740 would be a good band name tbh
Probably a Metallica cover band of that name.
When people claim that screemo is metal, despite being an aggressive offshoot from hardcore punk, it makes both screemo fans and metal fans angry.
You're speaking facts
It also makes it hard for newcomers to metal understand whats what when everyone calls it screemo
What even makes music "screamo" like what's the definition
@@superman2957 usually it's hardcore punk or some other core-sounding music, but with the anguished, hysterical, emo-y vocals.
@@radioreactivity3561 thanks bro
Friend: so what type of music do you listen to
Me: metal
Friend: ugh that stuff hurts my ears
Me: * rethinks about friend choices*
Tori Hoskinson someone said that too me. I’m not friends with them anymore for various reasons. Mostly stuff to do with abuse.
@@wintershock confirmed abusive meanies don't like metal
it be like that 24/7
I ditched someone who called me a poser because I hadn't heard of a band they liked. Baring in mind, they had also asked me if I thought that there should've been another Holocaust (to which I obviously said no to).
@Captain Bruh Eh?
ALL METALHEADS HAVE TO WEAR SHIRTS THAT SAY I LOVE KITTIES!
Ollie Williams yeeeeeees!!!!!
I hate cats, dogs are where it’s at
jared: KATEEEE
Ollie Williams I love cats but I’m more of a horse person. They don’t claw their way up my shirt to sit on my head.
I love cats they are a lot less work than a dog.
As a drummer for a metal band, bass players are so fucking important.
Metallicaboy81 you know! As a drummer myself I cannot agree more!
Metallicaboy81 as a musician with common sense, bass is fucking important
It's true, I played bass for a band, and when I ledt they didn't think they needed a bass player. They replaced it with synth....
Anyone who says that bass isn't important should edit the bass out of a song and give it a listen. All the song's balls are gone. What is missing is a lot of bands are creative bass players. Playing the root notes on occasion is understandable, but you're better than that. Be creative.
Beyond creation is another example of how a bass can be important in a band. Remove it, and it's not the same song anymore.
Me: jamming out to Black Sabbath.
My friend: I didn’t know you liked metal! I love my chemical romance!
Ah yes my chemical romance my favorite metal band, their music is so heavy.
CRINGE
Honestly emo and goth and scene music suck I don't get it and its fans are so cringy just like 21 pilots and panic at the Disco, fall out boy, imagine dragons and those other fake "rock" cringy bands and kpop groups and their fans are even worse
MCR is a good band. But they are more Emo Rock than Metal.
@@bbandthesv They aren't even metal.
A Decent Delinquent I agree bro 100%
Friend: I finally listened to some heavy metal...
Me: Nice! What band?!
Friend: Nickelback.
Me: We're no longer friends.
Nicklback not even metal and I’ve listened to way better songs like that.
Nickelback ain't metal... They are grunge rock
Nickleback do have some bangers, especially with Feed the Machine!
everyone is like "disturbed seems like a great band, I really like sound of silence" ... noooooo
COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!:D sorry had to
OH-WHAHH-Ah-AH
i love how that song got popular nearly a year after it got released
cringy but still good.
They have waaay better songs (indestructible, believe and so on), but their version of "the sound of silence" is awesome.
Friend: "What're you listening to?"
Me: "Oh just The Devil In I by Slipnot"
Friend: "..oh cool..."
Me: "Why? What're you listening to?"
Friend: "Some really heavy stuff"
Me: "Like?"
Friend: "Bon Jovi."
. . .
Bree Mackin Sceptic and Eyeless are my fav slipknot songs... don't hurt me, I just got into them
Trejen Jessop Gahaha I won't hurt you, Eyeless is a pretty good song but Vermillion and The Devil In I are also pretty good songs by Slipnot
Bree Mackin I'll give them a listen
I like the hidden track at the end of slipknot-slipknot
I think the audio before it is the bands reaction to two girls one cup. I can't logically imagine it could be anything else. I've had a lot of time to think about this...
"So I do feel like that the metal scene is probably-"
*realizes what just slipped from his mouth*
"Oh sh*t I just..."
"I like even some of pop musicians!"
-Cliff Burton
Either I’m naive and this is the joke or he actually said that...
@@darkfoxdreygon5558 he did
but pop at that time was...acceptable. now it's just the same bullshit over and over
@@darkfoxdreygon5558 Cliff Burton was actually a fan of many different genre other than Rock and Metal, he listened to genres like Country, classical etc. Classical was probably his biggest non metal influence (I mean just listen to Orion).
"Who's Tom Araya?"
"What's Nuclear Blast?"
"I love kitties!"
Monky I always get Nuclear Blast and Napalm Records confused
Metalhead with a cat here... last point is far from true
Don't hate kitties though. My kitty likes metal music.
Monky lol this is what my phone came up with the fuck apple
one does not simply not love kitties
I've got one
"Cannibal Corpse? Pierce the Veil is way heavier!"
edgy bruh
TheRedArmy I've heard that in the mall
TheRedArmy too obvious, not good enough
Cc is generic garbage
+322halo tbh I don't really listen to them so I wouldn't really know
I was telling a friend about a new band I discovered at the time, and she said "We like almost the same music. I love Nickleback!" (I was talking about Slipknot, I think)
slipknot's almost as bad tbh
@@snazzrin.7185 hey what's wrong with Slipknot? I just started listening to metal music and Slipknot is the first band I discovered I think their music is pretty good
@@snazzrin.7185 they are a bit overrated, I only like a few of their songs. But they're music is so different from Nickelback. (I love your username btw 😂)
@@snazzrin.7185 false facts my friend
@@vae3716 try avenged sevenfold. Slipknot is a bit more heavy but avenged has some good, melodic songs. Try these 4 albums: selftitled, nightmare, city of evil, waking the fallen.
I love motionless in white. I was about to cry when you did that.
ewwww
I saw them with beartooth on January 2020
@@waterproof4403 nice
@@waterproof4403 saw them with beartooth also in Maryland. Was an awesome show!!!
@@MrClubpenguin11 hell yeah! It was a beautiful night
i have this friend and she fcking said: yes im a metalhead i listen to tøp all the time. i cried
me toooo i have a friend that said she's a metal head and fav band is grend day XD
***** depends. in general greenday is nice but by all means is not metal :v
I am The Pretty Hate Machine cause their songs r catchy
I actually like Twenty One Pilots a lot, but they are not metal at all...
marit kamman HAHA I like tøp but also metal but I wouldn't say I'm a metalhead because of tøp
I had one friend who said that the only metal band that doesn't scream is Metallica, the rest just aren't metal.
We also aren't friends anymore.
Not because of that conversation, I just thought it would be funny and ironic to include that
Then they havent heard the middle of st. Anger
Nathan Wagner I doubt he would like Anthrax then.
Kill Em All had a lot of screams on it too. Whiplash for example. And especially at the end of Phantom Lord
Had an argument with a friend because of they said NIckel back was hardcore and pretty metal.
HIm: Google said it metal
Me DUDe shut up it's nowhere near metal
Him: Google doesn't lie
Me;: Google just did
and constantly too. when ever I google a band, it always say something else than encyclopadia metallum.
google doesn’t say Nickel Back is metal tho.
kennpuhuxa this is because she is saying this so people could see how cool and edgy she is
Well ITunes also classifies the Misfits as hard rock
Google is jewish
“Listen to the snare on this album! It’s so good!”
*plays st anger*
"I like Metal"
"OH ME TOO"
"Really what bands?"
"Guns 'n' Roses!"
*facepalms*
while guns n roses isnt metal, theyre still respectable in the community
Yea I respect Guns 'n' Roses (well maybe not Axl Rose)
PlanetgamerX care to give a justified reason?
Well I mean forcing his bandmates to give up the band. He kicked steven adler out of guns n roses forbeing on drugs when everyone else was as well.
I love how Jared is talking all this shit, but yet hes wearing an "I love kitties!" shirt
Dylan M you saying cats can't be metal?
+aylamaiia ^
Dude cats are so fucking metal
Dylan M happy 100 likes the like was from me bro
the lead guitarist from slipknot is a cat lover
The best thing that a metalhead can say:
“I love kitties and puppies”
(Procedes to do a GROWL)
classmate: You cant even hear the lyrics
me: *facepalm*
me: here, YOU listen. *gives headphones*
classmate: 0-0
From that point on 'classmate' started a crusade to redeem themselves
"I don't think Black Sabbath inspired anyone"
Bro... Even Doom metal wouldn't exist if it wasn't for Black Sabbath.
Adriana Mendoza Don't forget about stoner metal. So fucking awesome
Not only metal, black sabbath inspired some great rock bands too, like kyuss or AIC
Nolantis I heard somewhere that Black Sabbath influenced The Man Who Sold The World Album by David Bowie also
Just because Black Sabbath did it first, doesn't mean someone else wouldn't have done it later.
Once one direction falls out of favor with their original fan base of preteen girls and get old and disillusioned with the world they should pull a reverse Opeth and turn into a death metal band... get a bunch of metal fans and then once they're famous in the metal scene they can have a concert where halfway through they say, "and now we're gonna play something from our first album" and the crowd erupts into a rage of unimaginable proportions.
I didn't know how much I wanted this until now.
Eliza Pancakes yeah it's one of those thing where after you read it you think "why didn't I think of this?"
u said metal scene fuck off
I kept imagining you still talking like Opeth was the band who felt disillusioned with the world/community they lived in and turned against harsh vocals and turning against the extreme metal community [more of an arrogant nose up-turning]... because I think that's exactly what happened, so it wouldn't be a reverse Opeth but a straight normal Opeth.
That would be the most amazing thing ever
If u want to be realistic, the drummer is the most important
Not in st.anger by metallica
Lololol
Thats something a drummer would say
depends on the genre and band
Nah
6:10 “Is that you Phil Anselmo?”
That’s exactly what I was thinking. Someone said his voice sounds like a black hole if it had a voice
"Babymetal is the most brutal true death metal."
Penguincamp but it is
i actually like Babymetal but I dont think they are the most brutal thing on the planet xD but i know what your point is
No, it's OBVIOUSLY Ladybaby.
Penguincamp
Bruh, literally nothing is as brutal as Jebcore.
* looks up Jebcore *
...what the f-ck?
Jared I have bad news...you said all those things
Robin the Goblin i like your profile pic😏
Robin the Goblin DONT WANNA B AN AMERICAN IDIOT
IM A SON OF RAGE AND LOVE
DO U HAVE THE TIME TO LISTEN TO ME WHINE!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YEAH GREEN DAY!!!!
Talks about metal.
Wears i love kitten shirt. Yeah jared
Shahid Ullah DEAR MOTHER CAN YOU HEAR ME WHINING
Juma Salazar it's been 6 whole months since that I have left your home.....
But emo/scene music isn't metal ... I actually like black veil brides but I know they're not metal, just broadly 'rock'
Valérie Sharp Black Veil Brides are metalcore. It’s very melodic and some occasional screaming, still metal though. Just soft metal.
@@GeorgeKnight201101PR so like lithium? Cuz it's soft and likely light
Thank you for explaining that to all the butthurt scene kids
Morbid Emperor Metalcore isn’t metal? Are you going to say that about Nu metal as well? Both are subgenres of metal whether you like it or not. Get used to it.
Morbid Emperor I’m not new to metal. I’ve been listening to it for my whole life. Deathcore draws elements from Death metal and metalcore. Metalcore draws elements from Hardcore punk and Heavy metal.
At this point, due to the amount of subgenres metal holds. It is considered to be more of an umbrella term.
Just because a subgenres draws elements from other genres outside of metal. That doesn’t make it not metal. An example of this is symphonic metal which has orchestral elements in it. You would still consider that metal though wouldn’t you?
my dads favourite Metallica albums are st. anger and lulu
Th3 Zm0nst3r I mean to be honest the only bad thing about it was the drums and the mixing. If it wasn't for those things, it would be one of my favorite metallica albums.
Agh!!!!!
I feel like it's just trendy to hate on St. Anger in its every aspect. As far as the drumming is concerned, it's the 2nd most technical album after AJFA and the riffs are fucking face-melting. Give it a chance, especially Sweet Amber and the Unnamed Feeling.
disown your dad
Klobberz fran TIC TIC TIC TIC
" But (insert metal band here) isn't reeeeal metal" 😒😒😒
Nooby Natter Every metal elitist.
But One Direction isn't reeeeal metal
I've always been confused by disturbed fans. I think they're heavy in a modern power metal way maybe. I bought a disturbed cd once because it was autographed and ended up giving it to some pre teen kid with a disturbed shirt
I did something similar with an autographed suicide silence cd and some teenager with gauges the size of quarters.
it's not TRVE CVLT
"Hey so uh, I think you spelled "Megadeath" wrong"...
Lethal Minimum Triggered
+Best Detective also triggrd
its MEGADETH
i have a pen i have an apple, you are correct that the spelling is "MEGADETH". I believe Lethal Minimum is adding something a metalhead, or anyone for that matter, should never say. Notice the quotation marks?
NOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUCKKIIIIING WAAAAAY!?! ¬_¬
When I was in my early teens, I asked my parents for some metal tapes(late 80s, shut up) My dad says, I saw Puppet Master by a band called Metallic the other day(1989 Master of Puppets was 3 years old by then and I already had it), then no shit, my 75 year old Grandmother cut him off and says White Zombie has a new one out. Grandmothers rock.
Jared:Don’t say any of these things if you’re a metalhead
Also Jared:Says all of them
St. Anger is by far megadeths best single
Clannad Cryer I think you mean raining blood by anthrax
Clannad Cryer even though i know youre joking, it still pissed me off so much, well done.
Wow ive never been so triggered by a joke
Omg... I remember when one of my friends said that, it didn't work out
LOL
My class was doing a music quiz, and after playing some 80s pop, I asked my teacher to play some metal. Then everyone just looked at me like I was mad.
Ned D. Hey 80's pop is the shit tho
No. Your classmates were the mad ones.
I could teach that class
Ned D. NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
@@friedvaquita very true
alot of people don't buy the music but they do buy merch and concert tickets
Bmth has pretty heavy songs look at their 1st and 2nd album. I know they arent the heaviest but they are pretty heavy
The Akali main their first album is actually pretty heavy lol agreed
Those albums were pretty heavy yes..
Laura pray for plagues, thats all
The shirt is 👌
🐈🐈🐈🐈
Tysoreny i too love pussy
Tysoreny brutal shirt
I was going to comment this... too late
Yes. Kittens are METAL!!!!!!!!
Is a metal head,
Wears a shirt that says "I love kitties"
Sounds pretty damn metal to me
Kitties are cute as fuck, but they also slaughter innocent rodents and birds and show their love by bringing you their carcass
+Juggernath you convinced me tbh xD
i love kitties, too...;) ... well i also love strawberry daiquiris and ducks... but i hate unicorns... they always puke glitter over my drumkit... ;)
hmmm... so unicorns might be the most evil creatures worldwide... ;)
"i thought that one direction album was brutal"
infant annihilator: hold my beer..
I am 45, been listening to metal since I was 9. Yeah, I know I'm an old man. Lol As a metalhead, I am never afraid admit that I enjoy many different bands/genres of metal. Moreover, I also enjoy many other genres of music. Classic rock, Oldies rock, some Country, a touch of rap (the old school rap of the 80's, when it was actually good), Blues, etc. I do not deny any good song or talented musicians, no matter what genre.
Eric Fenstermacher Yeah, as a musician or just a hardcore music lover, you have to respect different kinds of music.
That's the most fucking metal t-shirt I've ever seen in my life.
every metalhead is different but we metalheads have one thing in common, we hate modern pop
SteelProd very true
i like a lot of metal but i'm a huge modern rap fan. kanye west is my favorite artist. wyd fam
Cole Donovan lame ass shit
preach!!
also rape, hip-hoop...
No wonder everyone hates me, I’m a bassist!😂
But actually though....
Guitarist sending love. You guys honestly keep better tempo than drummers.
I actually had a kid ask me if Imagine Dragons was a Deathcore band.
the slayer thing made me cringe
its bad because i've heard stuff like that before
yes
hot topic kids in general make me cringe
but, but, but.... they're thrash metal...
***** sorry but Slayer are one of the big 4 founding fathers of Thrash metal.
Anthrax, Slayer, Metallica and Megadeth.
asked a freind to recomend me a metal band i didnt know, he awsered blink182
Did you already know about them?
nop... i only knew sum41
They were pretty good, made a big splash in the 90's then kinda faded away. Their name comes from the number of times the "F" word was censored from the movie "Scarface" when it aired on television. They actually sat there and counted.
I feel like this comment thread is the punk rock equivalent of this video lmao
Thats just a legend they spread :/
The bassists are sometimes the most important members of a band. Imagie Iron maiden without Steve Harris and of course black sabbath without butler. Cliff was the best member of metallica and furtermore GEEZER BUTLER INVENTED HEAVY METAL...
Sodom without Tom Angelripper...
1990’s Slipknot without Paul Gray. That would fukin suck!
Korn wouldn't be Korn without Fieldy, Mudvayne wouldn't be Mudvayne without Ryan
5:35
How dare anyone disrespect Cliff Burton and David Ellefson! Cliff was the best Metallica composer imo (and Dave Mustaine, don't kill me), and Ellefson was the real reason why Megadeth exist! Mustaine would never start this band without Ellefson's support
I had a friend say 21 pilots is 'screamo'
I know right
Daniel Fernandez Your profile picture describes my reaction to that
That band is probably the cherry on top of the rest of the shit sundae that is pop music now but yeah they're not that good.
Ryan Burns I see what you did there😂
Daniel Fernandez your profile picture says it all.
Daniel Fernandez I actually like them :/
SHRED FCKING WARS WITH STEVIE T , JUST DO IT ALREADY
He has tried as I recall, Stevie said no.
Jared Dines You are a very talented individual. Keep it up brother shred on.
Wow Benn G, fuck you.****
Fixed :)
idubbbz with a guitar is steve t
More like shred wars with VAALVLA
But metalcore really is my favorite type of metal. Sad. And why do alot of metalheads hate on a7x? I know they are not heavy or anything but they are definitely metal
Probably because their main stream. I agree with you I feel their metal too.
They’re def metal. They just have a very diverse sound. Also people tend to complain about Matt shadows because he used to growl and now he doesn’t. But tbh it just goes to show that they are an immense talent being able to pull off so many different styles. They are and will always be one of my favorite METAL bands.
@@patb8617 people tend to be idiots. Metal isn't always growling and guttural vocals
Actually early a7x is really heavy they have lightened up tho
A7X died to me not because of them being mainstream, but because a friend of mine played it nonstop and made me absolutely despise them.
Also they sound like a bootleg Disturbed.
“Sacrifice goats together” I laughed so hard 😂 😂
"I liked Creed, back in the day, before I knew what I was doing." Totally relate.
Kyle Bishop For me Creed was the band that brought me into "metal", from there it evolved. But I still have their music on my phone
Benni It's the same for me with Linkin Park
Kyle Bishop No way Kyle, I didn't know you were a Jared fan. I don't know if you remember me, but I am Chelsea's little brother from Woodinville haha
What's so wrong with Creed? I've never really listened to them or know much about their music, but I'm just kinda curious.
I was super into Lost Prophets, P.o.D., and Creed back in Jr. High and High School. Mainly because of movies that their songs appeared in. Creed is still objectively good as far as their songs are concerned. Just listen to them and they aren't bad songs. It's mainly Scott Stapp's vocal style that quickly became a joke. I literally did an impression of Scott Stapp during my Cold Stone Creamery job interview and they laughed so hard they hired me. If that doesn't tell you something about Creed, I don't know what else to say hahaha.
I like the fact that at metal concerts the mosh pits are self policing. Everyone just takes care of each other.
5:59
Jared gets possessed by Phil Anselmo :0 \m/
\m/
I love Metallica, my favorite song is Ride the Lightning's Trapped Under Ice.
RidetheLonelyness are you saying trapped under ice isn’t good?
@@daltonhagood5059 I just said it's my favorite song....
RidetheLonelyness I was a little confused. A lot of the comment section is sarcastic and that’s kind of the point of the video. I didn’t know if you were saying never say trapped under ice is the best. I personally love the song as well. I’m sorry
My all time fav is definitely Creeping Death, because of the godlike solo and the epic riffs
My favorite metallica album is Rust in Peace.
Justin Bieber's new singles pretty fuckin brutal.
sid potter fuck yeah
sid potter It is heavy...that explains why i smash my head on the floor when i hear it.
sid potter Cannibal Corpse is brutal
hell fucking yeah is brutal, my brain died, my ear bled, my lungs was shredded and i threw up blood, also intense nosebleed.
Honestly, we should stop hating on Lars. Sure, he's not the best drummer. But he's part of Metallica, and he's not THAT bad.
Luuk riiigghhht. Not *that* bad. i mean hes better than selena Gomez on drums..soo..theres that..
Actually Lars is one of the best drummers ever
lmao
I mean... he did make it into metallica
Correct me if im wrong and he started the band or something but idk
He's great for Metallica. I heard they were firing him though lol
digging hearing your album in the back ground. the dark was actually really good and can't wait for the light. keep up the work man.
“White Lion and Winger had some good songs”, things you never say to a Metal Head!
My sister says that Five Seconds of Summer is like metal but different... Wtf NO!!!!
Jacob Miller she's joking
Jacob Miller I remember seeing an article saying "5SOS. is the next blink182"
Jacob Miller My little sister thinks Black veil brides and bring me the horizon is as heavy as is gets
Jacob Miller they are not metal not punk or even a rock😂😂😂😁
Biggy Piggy new Bring me the horizon is aggressive, but not heavy
My friend was telling me about how deep she used to be in the metal "scene", she was saying how she loved the black veil brides and evanescence.
That's cringy as fuck dear god
Noah Leach did you stab that fucker with your chaos zweihander and take her humanity?
Wot rings u got m8?
I once knew a chick that claimed to be the most gnarliest metalhead. I ask her who she thought was the heaviest band. She studdered and out of panic said "one direction". And I thought she was the one...
She was not the one mate. I'm sorry...
"One Direction is cool."
Please... stop. Before you hurt yourself.
I mean they're not too bad either 😉
I love metal girls like Avril Lavigne.. :D
OMG *facepalms*
Pfffffffftttt
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nice joke
Dude you can't forget about female metal legend Hayley Williams. Like dude come on!
My friends think im crazy that i buy the itunes album, the actual album, and the vinyl. Like support the band is what I do!
Allan Collins Major props to you.
*Press f to pay respect*
Allan Collins I would do that if I had money
Humanity needs more people like you.
I have no respect for you, not only for the the humblebrag but also because I'm envious you have enough money to do that.
the editing is gold. literally laughed out loud many times
Honest Question-
What's wrong with metalcore?
Nothing. I personally like it.
Love it
i like it too but i think metal heads hate it because they say it's not true metal, like just a mix of other genres and some metal influences, or maybe just bcs it's more popular idk
Everything :)
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it, I think all the stuff about it is because it’s an outlier in the various metal genres
At school I'm the only person who listens to metal, they all thought their shit was heavy, then they heard mine
The morons who think using any kind of electric guitar is too intense
Joshua Collins don't worry man, ur not the on,y one, I'm the same
So story time about people in school: we played this stupid game like musical chairs only you stood in the middle and said something about yourself (e.g. I have green eyes) and anyone who was the same stood up and you switched seats and there was a new person in the middle and so on. The day before we played this I'd revealed to my whole year that I regularly fell asleep to LeATHERMØUTH - a hardcore punk/post-hardcore band fronted by Frank Iero; released one album in 2009. So anyway this guy, thinking he's funny gets up and says "I listen to emo, screamy, heavy, death, grunge, satanic music" (or something to that effect) which is obviously aimed at me especially since he was looking at me the whole time. So up I got, saying that rock and metal would have sufficed - not all the music I listen to is heavy or screamy, I like Kirsty McColl for gods sake!
We mean by mass
:T
Does anyone have a good username for me? ?? Disturbed is not that heavy lol
I had a friend last summer who went to a 21 pilots concert and said they had the most "dangerous mosh pit". I felt sick for about the next hour
Well if the mosh pit consisted of hundreds of thousands of screaming fan girls fighting each other, then he may be on to something.
Or an A7X, Meshuggah, or Rings of Saturn pit. Anything metal or Hard Rock honestly. EITD has some pretty intense pits.
but nothing will beat this one pit at a Mastodon concert when Blood and Thunder came on everyone went apeshit
at least spell it out mannn
***twenty one pilots.
‘Our most important is our bassist’ - Couldn’t me more true for Motörhead. RIP LEMMY🤘
Here’s a good one: “You know what every Metallica song needs? More snare!”
FalloutFan66 *bong bong bong bong*
lmao
Omfg
At 5:59 jard becomes phil anslemo.
😆
Haha I died \m/
I didn’t even think that when i saw it for the first time but after reading that you’re totally right
Becomes a nazi?
Ratt Fink u fucking wot
"BMTH really turned it around from their old stuff, that's the spirit is so much better"
Pedro The Unicorn Fucker That's actually the facts.
Maximilián Szlávik You're such a joker.
Pedro The Unicorn Fucker my friends actually say this and i hate them all
Pedro The Unicorn Fucker i think they were best at suicide season
Pedro The Unicorn Fucker count your blessings hands down the best, I do however like the new stuff as well. But nothing tops cyb
I broke the metalhead code of conduct once when I uploaded a leaked Beartooth song to UA-cam, but I had no followers and I only uploaded it so my friend could hear it and it was literally 10 minutes before the album dropped and I still bought the album and also took the video down after the album dropped
" i'm really proud of this song, it came from the heart and i'm really proud of my mix" i'm a metalhead and a painter so this made my whole body cringe. cannot relate. i'm usually like "i made something. people will probably hate it but whatevs, they dont matter" lol
I dunno, Enter Sandman is a jam to be fair...
ikr. Nothing Else Matters is the song I think he was looking for...
Calum Stout enter sandwich is a fucking rip off from a band called Excel...
yes its a jam and not a fucking metal song
Enter Sandman is an OKAY song at best. It's more like a "heavy" take on a classic rock.
Motörhead's cover is definitely something you should listen to.
5:38 as a bassist I felt so appreciated there for a moment
who cares about bass players? just kidding
NoobieNeo _ I cri evritim ;-;
Se7en yay ^-^
Fucking oath.
5:40 duh we have Tom araya, geddy lee, Nikki sixx, Paul gray, lemmy, Robert Trujillo, and Jason newsted
Don't forget Rex Brown and the man the myth the legend CLIFF BURTON
I like sleeping with sirens, pierce the veil and falling in reverse
But I gotta agree that it ain't metal
Not 1D, but a friend once told me that "Owl City is so hardcore" Fuck that.
Fun fact: Owl City (Adam Young) used to be in a hardcore band.
xD
Rob Cartwright Where i can find that?!!!
MR. PETAHVR12 They were called Isle if I'm remembering right.
"I don't know why all metal heads have wear black clothes all the time, I mean, I love metal but I have my own style".-Any Random hypster.
*hipster
Dan Rodriguez fuck off
Lol if the hat fits...
uh oh...someone pissed off a bitchy little hipster bruh. watch out now @Dan Rodriguez
What If i told you: You can buy band Shirts in any Color
Jared... first time listening to your music. Immediately falls in love the first minute
That first one hurt .......really bad
I've never had a friend that said one direction was brutal...but I did have a friend who thought avenged sevenfold sounded exactly like slipknot..
Both bands are fantastic, but there is absolutely no way they sound similar.
Kertezi yes both of them are pish
they're both my favourite bands but they're not very similar at all except from a out of the ordinary song from either of them
I can definitely believe someone said that, but the problem is it probably wasn't a metal head.
Can't stand either of them...
6:00 Jared went full Phil Anselmo XD
LOL the Phil Anselmo dying whale voice
I was literally about to type that and this was the first comment lol
Biq_ _Boi haha great minds think a like
Ive been subscribed to almost all Jared’s UA-cam accounts and I’m still not sure what kind of metal is his favorite
jared: * is a metalhead *
also jared: * i love kitties shirt *
😂😂😂I'm literally the same