I've personally witnessed the elitist BM guy. He actually was keeping it trve kvlt and just stood there. And when someone complemented his corpse paint, he looked at them with disdain and said, “don't talk to me”. I'm more of the raw black metal guy, so I said fuck this guy and got in the pit.
elitist? Sounds more like the true spirits of a black metal listener hehe. Are they not complete psychos they are not true black metal fans :P (joking, but I met some truly creepy dudes in the scene back in the day that's for sure)
@@emperorphil2547 yeah, also like the classics but there are only a few bands who make some good releases. Most of them u will find at wyattxhim‘s yt channel
Folk blackmetal forever... When the feeling of the Shepherd (most related and close to Nature) from folk bagpipes melodies the transcend to Blackmetal becomes obscure music. fact.
Yeah. I feel like that when I listen to Achsar (melodic folk/death/black metal from Slovakia). Glory Ride is an awesome song. m.ua-cam.com/video/UgvrrnqL4GA/v-deo.html
thanks for the laughs dude, the NSBM and post-black metal dude made me laugh so hard I spilled some beer. I guess I'm a mix of overly excited trve elitist and war black metal guy at most shows nowadays. Elitist until I've drunk enough horribly overpriced beer in the back.
I'm definitely an "overly excited trvu elitist" at most BM shows. This video is quite accurate for your typical fans at most BM shows in the US, especially the post-black metal guy. I remember starting to see a few of these post fans when I went to the Krallice and Wolves in the Throne Room tour years ago, just thinking "where the hell did these guys come from?" But whatever, they're more than welcome if they like the music. Lastly, they're less common now, but you forgot about the Hipster BM fans. They used to be everywhere at BM shows.
Ive been standing with my arms crossed at every show I’ve been to since I was 14 and I’m 36 now. When I went to see Necrophagist, Cattle Decapitation opened and the lead singer called me and my friend out for just standing there with our arms crossed. I don’t know what the point of this comment is besides telling my story of how it bothered one person.
Хахахах, да, хърватски братко, толкова реалистично си изиграл персонажите! Не мисля, че е пресилено , толкова много пъти съм имал същите наблюдения, точно за това ме смаза от смях!
Quite funny. Seriously. Especially "Trve Eilitist Guy", "Post-Black Metal Guy", "Folk Black Metal Guy", "Antifa Guy"- and above all - "NxBM Guy (algorithms you know)". You made my day xDxD. Cheers mate
Folk Black Metal Guy!!! I swear down, bring on the festivals because I miss it when there is a moshpit and people go full swing into some folk dancing.
It's cool that you went out of the way to appropriately show Invert The Inverted Cross by Horde. And that with its own interpretation. Cool! Because still. Christian metalheads wear not Sunday suits to the concert. 😀🤟
Funny stuff, so I guess I am getting old, since I am just headbanging at the concerts (sometimes going through a mix of bad musician and raw black metal, but not even that anymore). Melodic and symphonic black metal are missing from the video, though. :)
I would definitelly be a mixture of the ambient guy and the post-bm guy... just vibing, with a drink :'D Never been to a black metal concert, though, just getting into the subgenre. Some suggestions would be nice. My metal journey started when I was 12, with symphonic metal (Nightwish was my first). Then I went through the classics like Black Sabbath, Metallica, etc. Then, in my teens, my favourite band was Bullet For My Valentine and I listened to a lot of nu metal as well, like Slipknot, Korn, Mudvayne, etc. Then I went goth metal, Paradise Lost etc, to progressive metal and doom metal, and now my favourite band is Katatonia. My music taste is all over the place. Currently I'm obsessed with Ashnikko, but rap, jazz and extreme metal like black metal also seem interesting.
For the ambient black, I recommend you Чёрные Озёра (Chernye Ozera) (atmospheric/ambient black metal from Russia) and Make a Change... Kill Yourself (depressive black metal/ambient from Denmark). For the post-black, I recommend you Fen (atmospheric black metal/post-rock from England) and White Ward (experimental/post-black metal from Ukraine)
Yeah I’m the Raw Black Metal Dude for sure the one headbanging thrashin out, making the evil Metal faces, and having the most fun minus drinking for me being sober is raw energy plus memory of the nite of the show is a major plus!! Lol I had to deal with antifa at a Horna show it was fun shouting obscenities at them while enjoying good underground show!!
Well, 98% of Metalheads into Black Metal don't even know that the "inverted cross" isn't the sign of Anti-Christianity but yes the sign of St.Peter cause he wanted to be cruxified on an INVERTED CROSS and the reason for that was "I don't deserve to be cruxified like my Lord Jesus of Nazareth", so, for the Roman Soldiers his wish was a demand. For me "Black Metal" are bands such as Venom, Warhammer, Bathory and Celtic Frost, but i also like Mayhem, Darkthrone, Satyricon, Gorgoroth, Dark Funeral, Aura Noir, Witchery, Carpathian Forest (Blackened Thrash Metal OR Black/Thrash Metal). I also like some Burzum's songs but i don't give a shit if it's NSBM.
@@zimorog Well, so why don't you wear some "satanic band" shirt with demons on the image, something like Marduk or Dark Funeral, wear also a neckless with an inverted cross pendant on it and ask some christians about the meaning of the "inverted cross" ? I guess the answer will be someting like "You shouldn't BE anti-christian !" I'm portuguese and beside me do you know any Portuguese Metalhead into Black Metal ? I only ask this cause having a talk with a portuguese, Metalhead or not, is a waiste of time, cause mostly those who are into Black Metal shoulded have some knowledge about both "The Old Testament" and "The Gospel" to write the lyrics of their songs if they have bands. In Portugal there are morons into Black Metal who don't know about "Abraham", "Sem" or "Lilith".
I love this video man! Talking about antifas, next week I was going to see Marduk and Valkyrja in Spain and they cancelled all the 3 shows here because people did a campaign against this bands because they are "neonazis"... Fuck! I was fucking excited to see them.
i always find it funny that antifa never go and try to cancel asgardsrei or some other literal nazi show, instead they bother guys like marduk who arent even nazis
Are you talking seriously? Here in Portugal a few years ago they had a tour together and nothing happen, but I can see that in Spain antifa is fucking stupid.... They really mess the things up
It's absolutely ridiculous that you can't share anything related to Varg/Burzum. People need to learn to separate the art from the artist. Wokeism is a curse upon this earth.
@@rappakalja5295 Such a soy milk drinker take. If you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen. I cannot help but cringe at the people that listen to Black Metal yet can't put up with shit like this and are actual pussies. What are you even doing here then? This like listening to Hardcore Punk but being against violence. I get it, you wan't that ''obscure music'' cred so that's what keeps you guys here but man keep your vegetable milk opinions for yourselves.
imo seperating art from artist is a weak take. U need to acknowledge that who an artist is went into creating their art. Not saying dont enjoy it but seperation is impossible.
Okay if i was at a blck metal concert and the folk black metal from this video would play i wouldn't be mad but this croatian guy better be dancing like that on stage. haha
EDIT: For the people asking for the tracklist, check the description
Folk BM 🤘🖤🖤😂 all of these Guys very funny
Brother, il give like and a subscribe
Your solo on War was wicked!
Thanks brother!
Two of my favourite people complimenting each other..What more do i need
This is huh...wow.
I love how you played the riff from "invert the inverted cross" by Horde for the Christian guy
Yes just wanted to write same ;).
Horde is pretty legit man!
Unblack metal is the only christian music I like
I've personally witnessed the elitist BM guy. He actually was keeping it trve kvlt and just stood there. And when someone complemented his corpse paint, he looked at them with disdain and said, “don't talk to me”. I'm more of the raw black metal guy, so I said fuck this guy and got in the pit.
Guys standing with their Arms cross is very common at all shows..not just bm. but its still true.
@Greg W Not the kind I attend
I’m not an elitist but pit at bm show rarely fits
elitist? Sounds more like the true spirits of a black metal listener hehe. Are they not complete psychos they are not true black metal fans :P
(joking, but I met some truly creepy dudes in the scene back in the day that's for sure)
They moshed at your BM show? I don’t think that was BM lol
The post-BM guy totally killed me! Most accurate one!
Hipster Black Metal!
average deafhaven listener
@@Ilikewater-andice Whenever I think of hipsters I think of the Swedish oi punk band Gatans Lag and their anti-hipster song haha.
Precise for what? It" s like a poser
As a post-BM guy, I can confirm. It’s true
As a DSBM and Post-Metal Enthusiast, i can confirm this is me
You dead bro ? Rip bro
@@muhammedsuicmez3617 yeah
A depressed avant-garde hipster 😂
@@emperorphil2547 yeah, also like the classics but there are only a few bands who make some good releases. Most of them u will find at wyattxhim‘s yt channel
@@datstick8284 im just giving u a hard time I like some post black metal. Mgla is pretty much post black metal anyways
I'm acting like a BM elitist even on rock concerts.
You go to the rock shows? Poser
Poser!
@Metal Music Promotion that was a joke actually
rock show is the most posing spot on earth after " the voice "
@Metal Music Promotion You can go to the Gringe mr cringe
NSBM guys used to be much more confident 10 -15 years ago.
Good thing those losers aren't as confident anymore :)
Still confident!!
The post black metal guy, what a mood 🤣
I feel deeply violated. 😎🥤
“listens to Harakiri for the Sky once”
Deafheaven-Sunbather is i must confess pretty good
This video is trvely accurate 100%. Especially when it comes to N.S.B.M., and R.A.B.M.
RABM is unTRVE
@@MrDeathbymetal why?
Rock Against Black Metal?
Red And Anarchist Black Metal
Oh, that's slightly in the opposite direction 😬
Antifa one was pretty accurate
Except they are much gayer.
@@Ek-re8ts true
Pretty sure Antifa consumes too much soy to listen to metal
Fuck antifa
GAYYYEEEE XD
I like how uncomfortable he was trying to give the hitler salute
Yeah unfortunately it's less welcome these days. But I still give it with pride!
@@bastardwhoreson wait
@@bastardwhoreson Pride, man! ✊🏻
@@bastardwhoreson same here, I salute regardless
@@frozenkingdomBM14 oh shut up
Black metal concert? What are those? Haha, btw that War cover was very well done!
concerts are for TRVE posers
@@MrDeathbymetal Are you saying you don't go??? I can't believe you!!!
Folk blackmetal forever...
When the feeling of the Shepherd (most related and close to Nature) from folk bagpipes melodies the transcend to Blackmetal becomes obscure music. fact.
Yeah. I feel like that when I listen to Achsar (melodic folk/death/black metal from Slovakia). Glory Ride is an awesome song. m.ua-cam.com/video/UgvrrnqL4GA/v-deo.html
First I'm "raw", then I turn that to "war".
🤣🤣👌
Is your name actually Znj?
@@FriskMeister392 Yes, ty for your question mr. Frisk
Please do more goofing around videos, this was awesome, couldn't stop laughing!
@ I agree with you @Teodora Ilieva . Me too, Sablast, I love when you goof around. Keep going Bro!
Besides, it's just him and Frank doing black metal skits like this (at least from what I know), so we want more 😁
the antifa guy holy shit lmaooo so fuckin accurate
Such laughter during the NSBM type and you wore a Marduk t-shirt. Well played 😂
Facebook when you mention Burzum be like: 2:21
thanks for the laughs dude, the NSBM and post-black metal dude made me laugh so hard I spilled some beer. I guess I'm a mix of overly excited trve elitist and war black metal guy at most shows nowadays. Elitist until I've drunk enough horribly overpriced beer in the back.
I'm definitely an "overly excited trvu elitist" at most BM shows. This video is quite accurate for your typical fans at most BM shows in the US, especially the post-black metal guy. I remember starting to see a few of these post fans when I went to the Krallice and Wolves in the Throne Room tour years ago, just thinking "where the hell did these guys come from?" But whatever, they're more than welcome if they like the music. Lastly, they're less common now, but you forgot about the Hipster BM fans. They used to be everywhere at BM shows.
The "Raw dude" is the real deal
The Post Black Metal-guy is spot on!
LMFAO ballsy thumbnail, my dude. Respek +
People will be like "aahhh proff that Zimorog's a nazi" lol
@@yugster78 communism is 20 times worse
Not much, because left hand is raised in thumbnail, it has no meaning if you don't raise your right hand, youtube hasn't anything to ban your video
that's what I thought too
I’m just a guy that enjoys the music.
That’s it.
Different stages of life in a black metal enthusiast's life.
Ive been standing with my arms crossed at every show I’ve been to since I was 14 and I’m 36 now. When I went to see Necrophagist, Cattle Decapitation opened and the lead singer called me and my friend out for just standing there with our arms crossed. I don’t know what the point of this comment is besides telling my story of how it bothered one person.
@@jasoninthehood9726 it sounds like travis really got butthurt at you just standing there LOL
When you used Uzicko Kolo for Folk Black Metal Dude I laughed hard, hahaha.
ili kad je stavio semsu za mayhem
why is war bm so accurate? too many times just wasted like that in clubs
hilarious xD what was the song for DSBM? I was digging that
+ 1
vindland - hanter savet (idk)
Thanks
@@brunohfts nope not it. Good album though
ua-cam.com/video/6CU2_eQdjoM/v-deo.html
Old Thrasher says: «bunch of f*****' posers». Just enjoy the hell out of the gig and bash the fash 👿
Хахахах, да, хърватски братко, толкова реалистично си изиграл персонажите! Не мисля, че е пресилено , толкова много пъти съм имал същите наблюдения, точно за това ме смаза от смях!
0:29 Name of the song, please
0:07 nah I just have social anxiety lmao but after a couple drinks I’ll go a little crazy and be like 0:30
1:30 what song is?
ua-cam.com/video/6CU2_eQdjoM/v-deo.html
@@Perdition000 Muchas Gracias por el link! c:
The shitty Black Metal Musician is pretty much every second guy in my hometown 😂
Folk Black Metal Guy is now my hero. Very fun video 🤘
As a Christian Black Metal guy I can assure it’s totally true.
Quite funny. Seriously. Especially "Trve Eilitist Guy", "Post-Black Metal Guy", "Folk Black Metal Guy", "Antifa Guy"- and above all - "NxBM Guy (algorithms you know)". You made my day xDxD. Cheers mate
This was hilarious! Very funny and it looked like you had fun making it.
Not all Christians are lame though, we can make brutal music too! ;)
That's what i want to mean. Jayson is a beast. Greetings from Germany
Impending doom is a brutal Christian band
Mortification is some good christian metal.
Misanthropic Black Metal Guy: *2 seconds of an empty frame*
Folk BM dude got it figured out. 🤘🏻
I'd love to see how you act folk raw black metal dude :D maybe, I'll go to the nearest village, to the local pub and I'll find what I'm looking for :D
I think you finally found your perfect look, you should forever be the Post BM guy😄
War and NSBM had me rolling
😂 Can’t believe I put off watching this. I would love to see more comedy videos.
Sablast your vocals are improving a lot! Great vocals on War.
Folk Black Metal Guy!!! I swear down, bring on the festivals because I miss it when there is a moshpit and people go full swing into some folk dancing.
It's cool that you went out of the way to appropriately show Invert The Inverted Cross by Horde. And that with its own interpretation. Cool! Because still. Christian metalheads wear not Sunday suits to the concert. 😀🤟
odlicno.iskido sam se od smijeha!!btw samo nastavi-koliko je to moguce u lijepoj nasoj
Me being a Christian only listening to unblack and completely recognizing Invert the Inverted Cross by Horde
2:08 The Black Metal UA-camr who doesn't want to receive a strike and get demonitized
Dude this has me laughing my ass off everyone I watch it.
Keep doing these please bro. 🤘🏼🔥🔥🤘🏼
Whats the name of this turbofolk track ?
1:43
Yeap, definitely the Overly Excited Elitist.
inb4 Susan takes this down, great vid btw man lol
I need a buddy to do some Folk dances with me at Folk BM shows
Totally came back to rewatch this vid😂
Funny stuff, so I guess I am getting old, since I am just headbanging at the concerts (sometimes going through a mix of bad musician and raw black metal, but not even that anymore). Melodic and symphonic black metal are missing from the video, though. :)
Hearing a live version of war by burzum was so good
I'm a folk black metal guy and I'm offended. But that end skit was awesome 👌
0:38 song?
I would definitelly be a mixture of the ambient guy and the post-bm guy... just vibing, with a drink :'D
Never been to a black metal concert, though, just getting into the subgenre. Some suggestions would be nice. My metal journey started when I was 12, with symphonic metal (Nightwish was my first). Then I went through the classics like Black Sabbath, Metallica, etc. Then, in my teens, my favourite band was Bullet For My Valentine and I listened to a lot of nu metal as well, like Slipknot, Korn, Mudvayne, etc. Then I went goth metal, Paradise Lost etc, to progressive metal and doom metal, and now my favourite band is Katatonia. My music taste is all over the place. Currently I'm obsessed with Ashnikko, but rap, jazz and extreme metal like black metal also seem interesting.
For the ambient black, I recommend you Чёрные Озёра (Chernye Ozera) (atmospheric/ambient black metal from Russia) and Make a Change... Kill Yourself (depressive black metal/ambient from Denmark). For the post-black, I recommend you Fen (atmospheric black metal/post-rock from England) and White Ward (experimental/post-black metal from Ukraine)
1:55 damn that riff is sick
whats the song
also 0:15
whats it?
@@user-ey1hf8mw9q i think he made those songs him self
sounds like bathory - possessed
Zimorog - Motivate To Fail
dsbm is very accurate
Died from laugh when saw folk guy
can i get a link to the post track?
ua-cam.com/video/6CU2_eQdjoM/v-deo.html
@@zimorog thank you man
@@materedai4158 no problem :)
Hi Zimorog !
Congratulations to You ! Very funny video !
Greeting from France !
I'm mostly into Dsbm, and Technical death metal
Edit: This video is.. so trve dude..
technical ? you're a poser !
🤣🤣🤣
@@MrDeathbymetal Technical black metal..
nice technique of posing
Technical black metal?🤣🤣🤣
Dsbm guy 😂😂😂
@QT ua-cam.com/video/6CU2_eQdjoM/v-deo.html
@QTvindland - hanter savet
May I ask which song is the D.S.B.M. one at 01:00?
Funny video : ) I often come back to watch it again
P.S: Overly Excited Trve Elitist here
I want to know as well
check the description
@@zimorog Damn, I didn't noticed it was there! Thank you very much
I almost shit my pants laughing🤣
Wish I could find lifelovers polka song off their compilation album. Went thru the whole thing and didn't find shit
I would no joke be the guy that just stands there and barely does some gentle headbanging.
P.S. umro sam kad sam ti vidio žuju u ruci :D
Great vid man!
2:09 Wow he’s just like me 😍😍
Old School Black Metal Fan: Only digs Venom and fucking thrashes in the pit
Yeah I’m the Raw Black Metal Dude for sure the one headbanging thrashin out, making the evil Metal faces, and having the most fun minus drinking for me being sober is raw energy plus memory of the nite of the show is a major plus!! Lol I had to deal with antifa at a Horna show it was fun shouting obscenities at them while enjoying good underground show!!
Ima wear sandals, beach shorts and a tank top to a black metal concert lol
Well, 98% of Metalheads into Black Metal don't even know that the "inverted cross" isn't the sign of Anti-Christianity but yes the sign of St.Peter cause he wanted to be cruxified on an INVERTED CROSS and the reason for that was "I don't deserve to be cruxified like my Lord Jesus of Nazareth", so, for the Roman Soldiers his wish was a demand.
For me "Black Metal" are bands such as Venom, Warhammer, Bathory and Celtic Frost, but i also like Mayhem, Darkthrone, Satyricon, Gorgoroth, Dark Funeral, Aura Noir, Witchery, Carpathian Forest (Blackened Thrash Metal OR Black/Thrash Metal).
I also like some Burzum's songs but i don't give a shit if it's NSBM.
I think 98% of people know about the inverted cross thing
@@zimorog
Well, so why don't you wear some "satanic band" shirt with demons on the image, something like Marduk or Dark Funeral, wear also a neckless with an inverted cross pendant on it and ask some christians about the meaning of the "inverted cross" ?
I guess the answer will be someting like "You shouldn't BE anti-christian !"
I'm portuguese and beside me do you know any Portuguese Metalhead into Black Metal ?
I only ask this cause having a talk with a portuguese, Metalhead or not, is a waiste of time, cause mostly those who are into Black Metal shoulded have some knowledge about both "The Old Testament" and "The Gospel" to write the lyrics of their songs if they have bands.
In Portugal there are morons into Black Metal who don't know about "Abraham", "Sem" or "Lilith".
I have never felt so called out as when War Metal Guy showed up lmao
HAHAHAHAHAHA the Antifa and post-black metal guys impressions were the best
Hahaha just amazing dude! I recognized some of my friends being « elitist BM »!! 😅
The antifa and the post black... 😂😂😂 You are a genius
Unfortunately I'd fall under the elitist because I'm an emotionless overthinker in public.
I love this video man! Talking about antifas, next week I was going to see Marduk and Valkyrja in Spain and they cancelled all the 3 shows here because people did a campaign against this bands because they are "neonazis"... Fuck! I was fucking excited to see them.
i always find it funny that antifa never go and try to cancel asgardsrei or some other literal nazi show, instead they bother guys like marduk who arent even nazis
Are you talking seriously? Here in Portugal a few years ago they had a tour together and nothing happen, but I can see that in Spain antifa is fucking stupid.... They really mess the things up
Antifa pushing their agenda onto others and destroying free speech as always. Hmm sounds similiar, oh that's right, that's fascism. Ironic.
Fuck Antifa aka neo-fascists.
@@baph0met Antifa pushing their agenda of "stop glorifying the nazi regime" lol
Opposing fascism is not fascism, grow up.
@@liltito1519no need to harass open nazis, they help our cause
The post-black metal one made me laugh pretty decently.
It's absolutely ridiculous that you can't share anything related to Varg/Burzum.
People need to learn to separate the art from the artist.
Wokeism is a curse upon this earth.
Yeah how horrible that people feel uncomfortable playing the music of an actual murderer
@@rappakalja5295 Such a soy milk drinker take. If you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen. I cannot help but cringe at the people that listen to Black Metal yet can't put up with shit like this and are actual pussies. What are you even doing here then? This like listening to Hardcore Punk but being against violence. I get it, you wan't that ''obscure music'' cred so that's what keeps you guys here but man keep your vegetable milk opinions for yourselves.
@@vonbl3 So people are pussies if they don't like homicide? 😂 Let me guess, you're not even old enough to drink
imo seperating art from artist is a weak take. U need to acknowledge that who an artist is went into creating their art. Not saying dont enjoy it but seperation is impossible.
@@vonbl3 Bro what is your issue with veggie milk lol
THE DSBM ONE AHA
Pretty accurate. The antifa portrayal was spot on!
"Hey, there's a dead guy in the toilet."
marduk tshirt guy making nazi sembol lol
Great video. Hilarious!😆
Bruhhhh but why is this sooooo goood i can't dhjsjsjskskjsjs
😂😂
It's almost like it's UA-cam 2012 again
O melhor é o antifa , Ns e o post kkkk
Okay if i was at a blck metal concert and the folk black metal from this video would play i wouldn't be mad but this croatian guy better be dancing like that on stage. haha
Lmao. I'm totally atmospheric guy.
As an atmospheric black metal fan, you're kinda right.
The war metal is way off. Should be deadlifting instead