The Acolyte Episode 6 REACTION | Disney's Dry Hump Of Star Wars Continues

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  • @ValliantRenegade
    @ValliantRenegade  3 місяці тому +31

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    • @margaretwood152
      @margaretwood152 3 місяці тому +6

      *_".....It's~A~Piece~of~SHYTE."_*
      ~ Lasloe

    • @lordmortos979
      @lordmortos979 3 місяці тому +2

      Na I'm good

    • @forcecalibration924
      @forcecalibration924 3 місяці тому +2

      Are you kidding me… she’s going to do it. WHY?!😂🤣

    • @gamedude412
      @gamedude412 3 місяці тому +1

      The unknown planet is Ahchto it’s the southern end of the temple island

    • @lordveteran9126
      @lordveteran9126 3 місяці тому +2

      " my eyes are up here you creep"

  • @hrdley911
    @hrdley911 3 місяці тому +90

    This thing is a trainwreck. Poorly developed characters, an incomprehensible script, and a staggering cost per 30 minute episodes. It destroys canon, power levels are all over the place, and the protagonists seem schizophrenic. Disney has killed Star Wars and mutilated it's corpse. I saw the OG in theaters as a teen and remember it was a world wide phenomenon. Now, I just can't...😢

    • @plutoniumzeppelin8164
      @plutoniumzeppelin8164 3 місяці тому +8

      It feels like it was written, produced and directed by a first time filmmaker that also happens to be 12 years old

    • @Doutsoldome
      @Doutsoldome 3 місяці тому +7

      @@plutoniumzeppelin8164 In terms of mental age, this may be accurate.

    • @raf952
      @raf952 3 місяці тому +6

      At least a trainwreck has a moment of spectacle. This is more like a non-descript train just going around in a loop, occasionally slowing down and stopping for no reason....

  • @OninokosInferno
    @OninokosInferno 3 місяці тому +76

    I can tell you why she puts the helmet on. Leslye wanted the same "OH MY GOD!" feeling in her show, as we had in the "Revenge of the Sith" with Darth Vader for the first time breathing in the mask. This whole story writing is an insult to anyone with even half a right mind.

    • @CoffeeBrainzz
      @CoffeeBrainzz 3 місяці тому +2

      The only thing I found slightly kool about that scene. Is that from the outside she looks menacing, but from the inside she sounds as just a scared child, which in reality is kind of a metaphor on all Sith. Many of them are just children in adult bodies, unable to understand/control their emotions and so they end up lashing out in anger and fear.
      But if they intentionally meant to visualize that I’m sure they could have done it better, that’s just my headcannon 😋

    • @benstepanek2808
      @benstepanek2808 3 місяці тому +1

      @OninokosInferno Sorry, but i had already checked out of Revenge of the Sith at that point. Still, bad as the prequels were, they were at least ok

  • @MeltonCrest
    @MeltonCrest 3 місяці тому +65

    I already know where this is going. Good twin turns evil. Evil twin turns good. Because good and evil are "fluid" yadayada. Moral ambiguity bs.

    • @nunyabizz8730
      @nunyabizz8730 3 місяці тому +2

      Well said!!

    • @MarkLittle-rq2bq
      @MarkLittle-rq2bq 3 місяці тому +6

      I guess they want the Force as fluid and flexible as their moral compass...

  • @Gunwitch666
    @Gunwitch666 3 місяці тому +203

    Gotta love the bots on the SW official Facebook defending this mess and claiming that this is the "best Star Wars ever". 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

    • @farrel13sw
      @farrel13sw 3 місяці тому +22

      Also on X. Someone gave episode 3 8.5/10. My comment was 1- which substance did you use? 2- I said 85% of the episode was a repeat. 3- I watched shows on different levels and this show I watched with the lowest bar possible. Stenberg’s acting is worse than high school where people had to create a play and the acting was wooden. She has no range.

    • @farrel13sw
      @farrel13sw 3 місяці тому +4

      I got the same amount of attack on this question then a typical political question in South Africa.

    • @davidlandrum
      @davidlandrum 3 місяці тому +19

      Those people are using Disney Star Wars to defend their political beliefs. Thats sad, nobody should do that.

    • @lunarvision
      @lunarvision 3 місяці тому +16

      @@davidlandrumYou nailed it. That’s all this is. Merit (talent) is not important for this gang.

    • @tbone9474
      @tbone9474 3 місяці тому +18

      ​@@Dusty-h6m you obviously care enough about it to comment in a random comment on a random video

  • @bigdreams5554
    @bigdreams5554 3 місяці тому +172

    Acolyte, the first show by AI for an AI audience

    • @acemax1124
      @acemax1124 3 місяці тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 3 місяці тому +10

      I'm actually not certain an AI wouldn't do better.

    • @DEATH-THE-GOAT
      @DEATH-THE-GOAT 3 місяці тому +4

      I'm not sure an AI audience would appreciate this.

    • @alexflorea4294
      @alexflorea4294 3 місяці тому +5

      This is AI for NPCs. Good for Disney going into gaming again :D

    • @gamedude412
      @gamedude412 3 місяці тому +6

      This is why the cylons rebelled

  • @kenmck7802
    @kenmck7802 3 місяці тому +85

    Ha, ha, ha, "The force is female", the thing as written by women, directed by woman, produced by a woman and the BEST thing about the show is a...GUY. Ha, ha, ha, ha

    • @dontbeorbeevil
      @dontbeorbeevil 3 місяці тому +10

      I still cant comprehend how terrible Leslie's wife performance is. Amanda, well she is young. A lot of rich kids in Hwood are terrible at acting. But that green thing, she had time in other projects.
      And I swear, the only way she could still be getting work if she was say a wife of Harvey's assisstant.

    • @DEATH-THE-GOAT
      @DEATH-THE-GOAT 3 місяці тому +3

      Just like ahsoka. Where Ray Stevenson was the best.
      Wasn't someone wife casted in that one too?

    • @chinesekilla60
      @chinesekilla60 3 місяці тому

      Much like how Ryan Gosling was the only one to win an award for The Barbie movie 😂

    • @ioncewasmikey
      @ioncewasmikey 3 місяці тому +4

      ​​@@DEATH-THE-GOATObi-Wan's (Ewan's) wife played Hera

    • @thrrax
      @thrrax 3 місяці тому

      The Farce is female.

  • @liquidmetalrob
    @liquidmetalrob 3 місяці тому +20

    The best comment someone made about this show is, Amandla Stenberg used to be called Amanda, but she took an L for appearing in The Acolyte.

  • @aaronallen5300
    @aaronallen5300 3 місяці тому +68

    to think people gave Brie Larson crap over her inability to emote when Amandla Steinburg went to her and said hold my Bud Light

    • @reallybig4868
      @reallybig4868 3 місяці тому +5

      Well it’s like comparing himmler to hitler. They’re both monsters

    • @Sevenfold120
      @Sevenfold120 3 місяці тому +1

      I liked Brie Larsons acting. I thought all those complainers were full of shit. The Marvels was a great film and the story was and writing was pretty good too.

    • @Sevenfold120
      @Sevenfold120 3 місяці тому +3

      @@reallybig4868 These actors are not monsters man.

    • @jkvam
      @jkvam 3 місяці тому +1

      @@reallybig4868 You really had to bring "himmler" and "hitler" into this? 🙄

    • @Rusty_Shackleford099
      @Rusty_Shackleford099 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Sevenfold120 They are monsters but no where near the level referenced in this comment string. Monster is absolutely the correct word to describe someone who calls someone horrible names for not liking a movie or TV show.

  • @crazyfingers619
    @crazyfingers619 3 місяці тому +61

    Dead on with the critique of the boring performances. They're incapable of writing colored characters. And I don't mean skin color! Though that's all they obsess about.

  • @philipnorman7713
    @philipnorman7713 3 місяці тому +54

    We are witnessing the fruits of the participation trophy generation.

    • @Taxguy99
      @Taxguy99 3 місяці тому +4

      My thoughts exactly. No life experiences, nothing.

    • @yurikendal4868
      @yurikendal4868 3 місяці тому +1

      That just means they showed up. The fact we have to give awards for showing up is insane. These writers confuse showing up with doing

  • @PondoSinatra680
    @PondoSinatra680 3 місяці тому +95

    When you hire inexperienced check boxes and writers who proudly have never seen SW, this is what you get.

  • @shawncarter7188
    @shawncarter7188 3 місяці тому +82

    Did he say "Take the **WHEEL**"..... ON A F****G SPACESHIP!?!?

    • @cylonscotty7418
      @cylonscotty7418 3 місяці тому +27

      And Mae "Factory Reset" her droid like an iphone.....

    • @user-zq6sz2cr6g
      @user-zq6sz2cr6g 3 місяці тому +11

      At first I thought it was a figure of speech, which would have been bad enough. But then he moves out of the way, and there's actually a wheel 🤣

    • @gamedude412
      @gamedude412 3 місяці тому +8

      He hugs Mae and doesn’t notice her gaint forehead tattoo….

    • @grindtoothmedia120
      @grindtoothmedia120 3 місяці тому +4

      Yep, writers that can't help but let the clichés and verbiage of our world seep into the Star Wars universe. Some brands take this stuff seriously, obviously Lucasfilm, under Disney just doesn't. Sadly, it will only get worse, the people in charge of this will do a lot more damage before unceremoniously burying it,

  • @SithScorp
    @SithScorp 3 місяці тому +24

    When they show Jecki on the ground... WHERE ARE THE 3 HUGE LIGHTSABER HOLES THAT KILLED HER? The robe looks pristine.
    Intimacy consultants were hired, but they forgot continuity people.

    • @SeanOConnelltech
      @SeanOConnelltech 3 місяці тому +3

      I know 3 holes in her, they just felt the need to overkill the character? Guess what I didn't care at all. Never mind just leaving all of the bodies or even saying a single word on the loss of everyone.

    • @Peterski
      @Peterski 3 місяці тому +2

      Have a look again, you can clearly see the 3 holes in her chest.

    • @SithScorp
      @SithScorp 3 місяці тому

      @@Peterski Did not see it.

  • @a.morrigan5870
    @a.morrigan5870 3 місяці тому +19

    You have to remember most of the leads came through Headland hand-picking them. Not auditions, just nepotism and what Headland wanted.

  • @curtisshaw1370
    @curtisshaw1370 3 місяці тому +7

    Stenberg said in an interview that she had trouble keeping track of which character she was portraying. It's probably for the best that she can't act, else it would have probably been more confusing.

  • @LateralTwitlerLT
    @LateralTwitlerLT 3 місяці тому +12

    They have paid $200.000.000 to be able to show 4 hrs of franchise- and lore-ruining schlock on Disney+
    What a time to be alive.

  • @johntrench
    @johntrench 3 місяці тому +20

    And the desecration of the corpse of “Star Wars”, and the George Lucas vision that made it iconic, goes on.

    • @angrytoybox2033
      @angrytoybox2033 3 місяці тому

      And any profits on George’s stuff goes into the rat’s pocket now. The two are irreversibly connected now

  • @DaNinja60
    @DaNinja60 3 місяці тому +6

    😂 "What do you see?" "I see dead people." 😂😂
    The Force only works occasionally. That's what's really funny about it.

  • @kenmck7802
    @kenmck7802 3 місяці тому +14

    A person is sneaking up behind you with evil intents, ...maybe , possibly who knows, anyways the JEDI don't have...Spidey sense?

    • @DaNinja60
      @DaNinja60 3 місяці тому +5

      Not anymore apparently.

  • @christianschoass3011
    @christianschoass3011 3 місяці тому +133

    The Acolyte is not Star Wars.
    The Acolyte is awful and disgusting.

    • @HellBot-gi5si
      @HellBot-gi5si 3 місяці тому

      Yes, I think know what happened. Former Disney CEO Bob Chapek rush this into production. It was originally going to be a movie but he need a series for content on Disney Plus. This result when bean counters have to much influence on the studio process.

    • @rachelbolyard1527
      @rachelbolyard1527 3 місяці тому

      It seems more like Star Trek.

    • @zwidowca1
      @zwidowca1 3 місяці тому +3

      @@rachelbolyard1527 don't insult Trek. This shit show is the worst thing in the entirety of small screen medium in a long, LONG while

    • @ghostprojekt
      @ghostprojekt 3 місяці тому

      @@HellBot-gi5si this was greenlit under Iger, but keep on snorting the pixie dust.

    • @benstepanek2808
      @benstepanek2808 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@HellBot-gi5si you mean when Iger was still running the company? Got it bot.

  • @acemax1124
    @acemax1124 3 місяці тому +14

    The parent trap 3 in space for $180 million 🙄🙄🙄

  • @Comicsluvr
    @Comicsluvr 3 місяці тому +38

    Can we please understand that Sol, who is a Jedi master, cannot notice the difference between the Force-trained Mae and the former Padewan Osha who lacks almost all Force power?

    • @ReluctantAardvark
      @ReluctantAardvark 3 місяці тому +11

      Not to mention the smell of burned hair…

    • @byrd4004
      @byrd4004 3 місяці тому +2

      But he did. He just had to play along.

  • @byrd4004
    @byrd4004 3 місяці тому +7

    For there to be little to no reaction to seeing multiple Jedi dead( which at this point is unprecedented at this time) is mind boggling to me. It makes no sense! This is supposed to be the peak of the Orders’ might and everyone is walking around like this is a normal day.

  • @Darkstar-se6wc
    @Darkstar-se6wc 3 місяці тому +22

    Portugal is a lovely vacation destination. I’m sure Leslye and her wife had a wonderful time there.

    • @jhammer4919
      @jhammer4919 3 місяці тому +4

      Ah yes…agree totally and with flights, accommodation, expenses and entertainment it’s expensive…the left overs were used to make Acodyke…Disney Star Wars trash..oh except for what Lez pocketed 🤫

  • @memawh57
    @memawh57 3 місяці тому +11

    OMG I love the review, I just could not quit laughing. But there were a couple of times I thought you might find a wall and hit your head on it. Thank you for watching this for us, I know it is very hard.

  • @Diagrams
    @Diagrams 3 місяці тому +8

    Half of the episode was that thing sniffing around and done nothing, didnt even tell Sol. What a shitshow

  • @dylanberry7822
    @dylanberry7822 3 місяці тому +6

    She went to the Jaden Smith acting school.

  • @charleslaine
    @charleslaine 3 місяці тому +8

    Osha Vader? Is that the idea at the end with the breathing? LOL

  • @TheFyend
    @TheFyend 3 місяці тому +10

    Just goes to show that LezLie Headcase must have a lot of dirt on a lot of powerful people.

  • @weilam03
    @weilam03 3 місяці тому +5

    "take the wheel" ...she starts pushing buttons

  • @tylerskiss
    @tylerskiss 3 місяці тому +16

    LH name checked Fight Club and here we have pretty much the “it’s only after you’ve lost everything that you’re free to do anything” line.
    This show is absolute trash.

  • @ryanjaco400
    @ryanjaco400 3 місяці тому +5

    The rare moment of amandla stenberg showing emotion is when her robot finishes in her eye

  • @chrisdidios9963
    @chrisdidios9963 3 місяці тому +36

    LOLOLOLOL The Cringe breathing at the end, to make it as if she's Vader xD

  • @Victoria-ex6tq
    @Victoria-ex6tq 3 місяці тому +11

    Can anyone , please anyone explain to me how the series cost $180 millions while Godzilla minus one cost $14 millions ????? WTH gets all the extra money ?

    • @little_dandelion
      @little_dandelion 3 місяці тому +1

      In fact, Godzilla minus one according to the director costs about $12-13 millions, with the consensus amongst fans it's under $13 millions.

    • @acemax1124
      @acemax1124 3 місяці тому +2

      They must have had a hell of a party 💰🤣🍻

  • @epidemicmagick
    @epidemicmagick 3 місяці тому +5

    SW universe channeling that knives out energy ever since Rian touched it inappropriately.

  • @TrishaTarzan-tu5zx
    @TrishaTarzan-tu5zx 3 місяці тому +3

    She has so much more to give. Haven't you seen that awesome dance video! 😂

  • @raf952
    @raf952 3 місяці тому +6

    Next in Episode 7: After donning the Cortosis Helmet, Osha discovers she now is infested with head lice and must shave her precious dreadlocks.
    Oh, the power of many...

  • @nickelsdimes8643
    @nickelsdimes8643 3 місяці тому +9

    The Acolyte is the name of a new meds for insomnia, I guess and Disney spend 180 millions developing this drug!😂

  • @ProjectCambrian
    @ProjectCambrian 3 місяці тому +3

    Amandla has that Bells Palsy acting style down pat.

  • @douglasarthur2673
    @douglasarthur2673 3 місяці тому +8

    The 'gayest Jedi in the Temple', glottal stop n stuff, had me in stitches 😂

  • @Sevenfold120
    @Sevenfold120 3 місяці тому +5

    So I had some of the same reactions you had. The fact that Mae went from "Im done with this shit, I have my sister back, Im turning myself in" to "Im going to impersonate Osha, leave her on the planet, maybe shes dead or some cockroaches will eat her and then Im going to kill Sol" made my head spin. Who wrote that?
    Then once again the Jedi temple made me question how the Jedi even rose to power in the first place. Looks like a bunch of adolescents running the place. Nobody even looks powerful. These are the same Jedi who are descended from the Jedi who crushed the Sith? I get that they havnt faced sith in generations but neither did the Jedi in the prequels and they looked like fucking Jedi.
    And then Master greenskin, a Jedi Master, says she gets sick while flying through space. Lmao, a Jedi fucking master gets sick sitting in a ship in space. In fucking Space. In a ship that has stabilizers and inertia dampeners. She wouldnt fucking feel a thing unless flying through atmosphere. How does a Jedi Master get "car sick".
    "Take the wheel Osha". My god. There is no fucking wheel. Then she proceeds to sit down like she wasnt just about to kill him. Just follows his orders blindly. But then expertly pilots the vehicle. How does she even know what buttons to press. Honestly, flying that ship has to be as difficult as most heavy machines today. You need to have some kind of training on that spaceship. Its not like a car. They are not all the same.

  • @rengarcia5189
    @rengarcia5189 3 місяці тому +5

    So, you mean Master Nepo gets the light saber whip??

  • @johnnyrocketed2225
    @johnnyrocketed2225 3 місяці тому +6

    I’m a Mog…half man, half dog. 😂

  • @landofmark4708
    @landofmark4708 3 місяці тому +4

    Leslie Hedlund litterally just said "Sol knows its not Osha." SO he's walking around calling her Osha because.....?

  • @commonsense5741
    @commonsense5741 3 місяці тому +3

    This is what you get when all the boxes are checked off except the box for talent. 😂

  • @Doutsoldome
    @Doutsoldome 3 місяці тому +3

    22:19 She even sleeps with the same face. That's actually impressive.

  • @UpperEchelon_1
    @UpperEchelon_1 3 місяці тому +40

    How did this cost $180M? Did they pay $100M to DEI consultants or something? (yeah, yeah, the entire show is a DEI hire).
    The budgeting in modern (Disney) shows hurt my business heart.

    • @plutoniumzeppelin8164
      @plutoniumzeppelin8164 3 місяці тому +8

      I actually think the $100M went to the intimacy coordinator they needed for the 50 shades of gray scene

    • @farrel13sw
      @farrel13sw 3 місяці тому +4

      I have seen a South African sci fi show , with somehow better acting. A bladdy character in my image and named after me is not even this bad. It cost about $300 per episode to make.

    • @Darkstar-se6wc
      @Darkstar-se6wc 3 місяці тому +4

      They apparently included indigenous women’s voices from all over the world in the witches’ chants and that doesn’t come cheap. Besides, Leslye and her wife undoubtedly had a lovely time shooting in London and on location in Portugal.

    • @plutoniumzeppelin8164
      @plutoniumzeppelin8164 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Darkstar-se6wc all while the female cast got paid less than their male counterparts lol, so progressive of them

    • @TheFyend
      @TheFyend 3 місяці тому +2

      Money laundering. LezLie's pals got rich and gave her kickbacks.

  • @WillieBloom
    @WillieBloom 3 місяці тому +2

    You mentioned Portugal. I was just in Lisbon for a week but a fortnight ago. For me as an American transplant in Sweden the flight from Stockholm was 4.5 hrs. I get it that it’s a much bigger operation if you’re in the States but still. Lisbon was awesome. So nice, historical, friendly, English is widely spoken at least in the city. It’s not a small children family destination. Walking around the city - which you absolutely should do - is all about climbing hills. I guess it’s kinda like Europe’s San Francisco, not that I have ever been so San Francisco. I’m 53 and married so I don’t sample the clubbing scene but you can pub crawl for craft beer if that’s your jam. Also, most European cities have a small but vibrant English stand-up scene and those are always a hoot.
    And yeah The Acolyte suuuuucks. It’s amazing to me that a studio gave an amateur 180 MILLION DOLLARS and apparently with no oversight. I have to wonder how long this is sustainable.

  • @TsalagiWaya33
    @TsalagiWaya33 3 місяці тому +5

    When I heard her do the Darth Vader breathing after she put on the helmet I couldn't help but laugh. So pathetic. No originality at all.

  • @meanstavrakas1044
    @meanstavrakas1044 3 місяці тому +40

    Disney STAR WARS took the SHlT out of the sewer and tries to sell it to you as entertainment.

    • @jhammer4919
      @jhammer4919 3 місяці тому

      💩💩💩🧻🧻🧻

    • @DEATH-THE-GOAT
      @DEATH-THE-GOAT 3 місяці тому

      Seems about right, because only coprophages like this shit.

  • @christopherbarringer751
    @christopherbarringer751 3 місяці тому +8

    The got one thing right in Acolyte and that is lightsabers kill, unlike in Kenobi and Ashoka.

  • @GrimTheYeeter
    @GrimTheYeeter 3 місяці тому +34

    If there's anything worth saving from this show, I believe Lee Jong-jae's career is it. The man is clearly giving his all and I hope he rises past this show to take part in better projects than this show.

    • @Fleshbag453
      @Fleshbag453 3 місяці тому

      He's literally the only person in the show who knows how to act, the rest of them are exclusively deadpanning their lines and expressions

    • @exomake_mehorololo
      @exomake_mehorololo 3 місяці тому +1

      He should have run. He already does a lot of great movies

    • @GrimTheYeeter
      @GrimTheYeeter 3 місяці тому

      @@exomake_mehorololo That Disney money is a powerful persuader. Hopefully he gets out of this mostly unscathed.

  • @kennethellingsen5902
    @kennethellingsen5902 3 місяці тому +3

    I love the Acolyte, it's the best SW parody since Spaceballs! They even got their own Lord Helmet!

  • @waynehewett4017
    @waynehewett4017 3 місяці тому +11

    So where exactly did the 200 million dollars go on this show ....?
    That looks like it cost 5 bucks .....

  • @highwindknight
    @highwindknight 3 місяці тому +3

    At this point, as to the mystery of where all the money went to. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a hired DEI consultancy team for every group. A diversity consultant for the cameraman, a diversity consultant for the actor, a diversity consultant for the writer, a diversity consultant for the janitor, a diversity consultant for the catering, a diversity consultant for the unpaid intern.

  • @kathleenhensley5951
    @kathleenhensley5951 3 місяці тому +7

    They don't believe in the balance of contraries... Light and Dark, Good and Bad. Creativity and Destruction.

    • @johntrench
      @johntrench 3 місяці тому +4

      Central to this entire show is that there is no good or evil, it’s all a matter of perspective.
      Moral relativism is a central trait of the standard sociopath. Leslye Headland, for example.

  • @markc6714
    @markc6714 3 місяці тому +6

    15:47 the acting from the women is exactly how F-n-ists act without the eye rolls they give us in real life

  • @Red-zh7vq
    @Red-zh7vq 3 місяці тому +18

    How does Sol not immediately tell any Jedi that’ll listen that the Sith have returned?

  • @shawncarter7188
    @shawncarter7188 3 місяці тому +3

    "His strength in the force is very powerful". What the hell kind of line is that????

  • @del_boy_trotter
    @del_boy_trotter 3 місяці тому

    Valiant, this 'presentation' absolutely had me crying tears of joy, tears of sadness, tears of tears and had me searching the set/scene behind & around Osha, looking for the Oak Chest filled with rubber (Expression) masks!
    Clearly, whoever was assigned to put the (Artificial) Oak chest (made of metallised India Rubber) next to the (Latex) Plywood box containing Osha's wigs, and forgetting to brush the 7 main hair-strands of the wig-mask collection, was absolutely HILARIOUS!!
    That my friend (I'd suggest) is gonna get you an award straight-out of the Bowels of the stunningly Scenic (Douglas Fir) box containing the Miniature-Wookie, Glued-on laugh-lines and Eyebrows extensions for Series 7 (17 years on from now) and I'm telling ya, it will draw no less an award for set direction at the next Oscars Show!
    Your commentary, added to the tears already shed, on Bob Igers new Shower-curtain design (Top-floor 2nd left Steel fire-door) and will just add to the rust covering the stainless steel double-toilet!
    And the Oscar for the finest set-direction (and missing eyebrows) goes to................ Valiant Renegade himself!

  • @SjB-qo1pt
    @SjB-qo1pt 3 місяці тому +7

    Can i sue Disney for another 30 mins of my life im never going to get back.

  • @Alice_no_malice
    @Alice_no_malice 3 місяці тому +4

    8:52 good question ! Why do we need this bathing scene ?!

  • @DEATH-THE-GOAT
    @DEATH-THE-GOAT 3 місяці тому +2

    Everyone who has watched every episod of this should get the *Purple Heart* and maybe also the *Medal of Honor,* for taking a bullet for the rest of us.

  • @tbone9474
    @tbone9474 3 місяці тому +7

    This woman couldn't act her way out of a kindergarden screenplay, let alone a multi million TV show... she has the exact same facial expressions and tone as.... what's her name in Twilight.
    She had a lot of practice taking it in the face, if she had any connection with Hedland and Weinstein in the past

  • @JK-pl6bh
    @JK-pl6bh 3 місяці тому +2

    Great content! You had me at “Dry Hump”!😂

  • @dungeoneering1974
    @dungeoneering1974 3 місяці тому +3

    The Acolyte is the most successful Disney series of all time (according to some press reports which are definitely not shills)

  • @philipnorman7713
    @philipnorman7713 3 місяці тому +15

    Exactly when did Osha receive her training in engineering and repairing spacecraft

    • @jhammer4919
      @jhammer4919 3 місяці тому +1

      Disney Star Wars

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 3 місяці тому +2

      that was the "job" she got when she washed out of Jedi academy.

  • @nickankers4258
    @nickankers4258 3 місяці тому +4

    That girl of a man being a Jedi is the final straw for me

  • @sba8710
    @sba8710 3 місяці тому +1

    It’s crazy that Amanda showed more range in her diss video than in the series that was created for her.

  • @SMC01ful
    @SMC01ful 3 місяці тому +8

    In fairness, I've seen her in a few things and Sternberg, isn't that bad an actress. The problem is the writing and the directing is appalling. They're trying to make her character menacing, and brooding, but it's just not coming off. For starters, she looks like she's on the verge of smiling all the time. In fact, she kind of has the Disney wammmmmmen, girl boss, Holdo, "I'm so much better than you, pleb," look. That's not imposing, staunch, or dignified at all.

    • @plutoniumzeppelin8164
      @plutoniumzeppelin8164 3 місяці тому +3

      100%
      The writing and directing is just straight up amateurish - there is literally zero character development, a convoluted yet almost non existent plot and laughable dialogue.
      With the $180M budget they had they should have just filmed it as a movie and split it up into a handful of episodes which move the story along in a significant way instead of the disjointed 8 episodes only containing about 25 minutes of content (which realistically comes out to about 6 minutes of actual plot per episode).
      It’s frankly embarrassing

    • @PondoSinatra680
      @PondoSinatra680 3 місяці тому +5

      My favorite Sternberg performance was the dis track when she was pushing her no-no into the camera. Fine piece of work.

    • @plutoniumzeppelin8164
      @plutoniumzeppelin8164 3 місяці тому +7

      @@PondoSinatra680 truly high art coming from a half danish multimillionaire that was born into privilege

  • @6PrawnCurry
    @6PrawnCurry 3 місяці тому +5

    They are making 2D cartoons, no characters, just shapes moving in scenery.

  • @RydarkVoyager
    @RydarkVoyager 3 місяці тому +5

    It continues. The only thing I look forward to are the reviews (top notch reviews by honest UA-camrs; heartfelt, compelling, humorous, and preferable to the lies published by Rotten Tomatos or the various shill websites).

  • @jrwilliams4029
    @jrwilliams4029 3 місяці тому +5

    The mental gymnastics required to solve why the Korean Jedi couldn’t detect May could solve the unified field theory i.e. theory of everything. In short, it was May’s latent lesbian thread force combined with smilo ren’s esoteric wisdom and synthesized by the lesbian witches power of many incantation.

    • @little_dandelion
      @little_dandelion 3 місяці тому

      Yeah, we thought they were singing "the power of manyyyyy" but in fact they were saying "the power of Mannyyyy".

  • @bjarmstrong4855
    @bjarmstrong4855 3 місяці тому +3

    The Acolyte is an absolute sithshow..

  • @CoffeeBrainzz
    @CoffeeBrainzz 3 місяці тому +1

    23:51 Osha being “corrupted and tempted” was literally like a college girl pretending like she’s not gonna give it up at the end of the night….
    “Okay you can come over but we’re not gonna have 🍆 okay!”
    Like the whole episode was “I can’t see you, but follow me 🫣 oh there’s the ship, ohh but the waters wet… darn. Here’s my back, what? U want to know bout my back… we’ll since u asked 🥴 oh here’s a helmet, u know u want it, be right back I’ll leave u alone with it 🤫🫣”.
    *wakes up in morning* Osha ready for the walk of shame…. “It was just supposed to be Netflix Sol, he promised 💁‍♀️”
    Literally that’s what it reminded me of, a girl being delusional and playing games when she already knows the outcome of the night 🙄 wow compelling story
    2 episodes left and I don’t even know what we’re aiming at for the end plot anymore 🤣 what’s the point of all this? To figure out what happened on Brendok? Trying to stop Sith? Like what are we doing right now I honestly have no clue anymore😅

  • @orcaflotta7867
    @orcaflotta7867 3 місяці тому +3

    To be fair to Amandla Stenburg, in her "music video" she shows remarkably more acting range than in The Acoshyte.

  • @oneone1795
    @oneone1795 3 місяці тому +3

    Why would they think hiring writers that have no idea what Star Wars is would be successful?

  • @vencibushy
    @vencibushy 3 місяці тому +2

    He sensed her behind his back, but failed to sense that she wasn't Osha. He wasn't sensitive enough.

  • @johnkarakash
    @johnkarakash 3 місяці тому +2

    Writing is like a road trip... it's NOT the destination, it's the journey. Hack 'writers' just draw straight lines from point to point and make no attempt (and I'd argue are INCAPABLE) of making the journey interesting.

  • @MsLqaile
    @MsLqaile 3 місяці тому +3

    This review is the best! The "garbage" Acolyte seriously broke Valiant 😂

  • @joaquintrujillo7861
    @joaquintrujillo7861 3 місяці тому +5

    Another solid critical review.

  • @jesusdominguezd.2928
    @jesusdominguezd.2928 3 місяці тому +3

    The Canary Islands are Spanish and they are not off the coast of Portugal... check it. Best regards, man. Love your content.

  • @colinwest3301
    @colinwest3301 3 місяці тому +1

    They don't even get that Vader's suit assists his breathing because of burnt lungs. Or that it's hermeticly sealed because of his burns, to stop infection. They just have her breathing like Vader because??

  • @jackball344
    @jackball344 3 місяці тому +2

    I heard Lee learned English for this. He such a good actor probably the best on the set. Sucks that the script was bad but he made it work. Can’t wait to see him in other shows/movies. As for the show….well it’s a show. MEI needs to push out DEI from companies.

  • @Cl0ckcl0ck
    @Cl0ckcl0ck 3 місяці тому +7

    Wasn't that anti-lightsaber bs metal incredibly hard to work and there for rarely used? But now you can work it with your pocket-torch....

  • @clownshow5901
    @clownshow5901 3 місяці тому +1

    "I don't know where the money got pi$$ed away" - I'll tell ya. They moved an entire entourage to the Canary Islands to film one scene and then they all partied like it was 1999. And then on to the next exotic location.

  • @Puzzoozoo
    @Puzzoozoo 3 місяці тому +3

    "Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole." Thomas Sowell

  • @skywalkercomics
    @skywalkercomics 3 місяці тому +1

    I'm from Canary Islands!!! And we dont want this shit in our beachs and mountains!

  • @revgregory
    @revgregory 3 місяці тому +12

    This series drove me to binge watching Andor again over the weekend. For about the same cost per episode Andor has far superior writing, much better acting, better CGI and sets, better action scenes, and a coherent plot with consistent character behavior...just better everything. I get that if Jedi swinging lightsabers and space battles is all you get from Star Wars then Andor is a nonstarter, but if the gritty underworld of the individuals who make the more forward face of the rebellion possible via acquiring technology, information, and funding intrigues you then it's an excellent slow burn. What combat happens is mostly brutal and short, characters make the decision and act instantly, they didn't celebrate those actions instead often seeming to regret what needed to be done. In many ways it's more grounded and realistic than any other Star Wars, I definitely enjoyed it more the second time around.
    Only one comment about this episode. When she comments that she can't attack him because he's "unarmed", the individual who force tossed you into a tree and snapped another Jedi's neck with his bare hands isn't unarmed.

  • @vernonpurvis2810
    @vernonpurvis2810 3 місяці тому

    "Master, your light saber is so big and red!"

  • @GearShotgun
    @GearShotgun 3 місяці тому +1

    The dumbest part of the naked scene, other than that it happened, was that they didnt even try to have an excuse to justify it. They could've had it so that he was tending the wounds he got from the previous fight after the giant insects swarmed him, and needed to wash their guts off of him. Also, I love how Osha tries to threaten Smylo by saying how powerful Master Sol is, like Smylo didn't just obliterate 5 knights and padawns single handed in the last episode, and kill another master off screen in the one before that.

  • @at3941
    @at3941 3 місяці тому +4

    Yes must be deadpan - she has to have little range - that’s the rule - she definitely can’t smile etc. that wouldn’t be girl boss - she has to be cold, uncaring and mostly unphased- except for anger because that’s their perception of being powerful/tough- and given the show this has to occur even more so towards men

  • @bostonbob0007
    @bostonbob0007 3 місяці тому +1

    Valliant, I was done by episode 4, and since I also live in Louisiana I just watch your reaction now. I am done with Disney it's never going to be Star Wars under Disney's roof. What a waste of time and money. Disney hire me and I will fire everyone in every department in every company under Disney's umbrella.

  • @MikeSidious
    @MikeSidious 3 місяці тому +7

    Funny how everything Lucas released in the last 30 years has been trashed mercilessly by the media - including RED TAILS, but each new Disney Star Wars product is praised as the best thing since breathable air! Surely it can't be that Disney are paying off these "entertainment journalists" can it?

  • @wrath2121
    @wrath2121 3 місяці тому +5

    I think I solved the mystery…. None of these people ever watched Star Wars, but they did see Star Trek. They think the Jedis are Vulcans so they aren’t allowed to show any emotion in their performances. OR…. shit show

  • @matthewhibbard9807
    @matthewhibbard9807 3 місяці тому +2

    The biggest thing is a Jedi master would absolutely sense the dark side vs the light side. When she’s behind him, that’s full on dark side. He would’ve felt it. So dumb the AI generated show is.

  • @richardm1062
    @richardm1062 3 місяці тому

    I'm surprised when Osha put on that helmet she didn't utter that line from Batgirl, 'I am powerful'.

  • @farrel13sw
    @farrel13sw 3 місяці тому +5

    16:31 how is that guy a Jedi? I actually know of alphabet types that are scarier and more intimidating than him.

    • @Puzzoozoo
      @Puzzoozoo 3 місяці тому

      The actor in question i.e. Harry Trevaldwyn on his IMDB entry has done exclusive TV work, and not a single movie. I suspect he knows this show is stih, and he's in apparently in just one episode - Carrie Ann Moss is in two -, so he'll take the money and then distance himself asap to save his budding career.

  • @haroldsy6804
    @haroldsy6804 3 місяці тому +9

    Darth Vader could feel the force emanating from OB Wan on the death star, a space station the size of a small moon! Yet this Jedi master can't tell the difference between twins where one does not use the force and the other does while the twin is right behind him? He sensed her there, but he could not feel that it is not Osha? Wow, what a dumb Jedi! Or maybe that is the whole point, to make them look stupid.