The Acolyte Episode 3 - I'm Done And So Is Star Wars
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- Опубліковано 12 чер 2024
- Well, they said it was going to be bad, and it was. But I don't think anyone expected THIS. The Acolyte really does represent Disney Lucasfilm's ultimate vision for Star Wars, the only problem is nobody seems to share that vision.
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I owe Jar Jar an apology
We all do.... WE ALL DO!!!
Jar Jar is a legend, this is just trash
Perhaps I treated him too harshly
jar jar is the key to all of this.
I think even Jar Jar would cringe listening to that "song"
South Park: "Put a chick in it and make it lame and gay!"
Disney: "That's it! We found our model!"
The more we see that Panderverse special, the more we realize it's become a prophecy.
They took it further and made all "good" characters chicks😂
Really took Cartman's words to heart
We all owe the Star Wars Christmas Special an heartfelt apology.
South Park is no longer satire, it is a 1:1 representation of modern reality
Disney wrote 2 black kids without a father, and called the fans racist. Ok
Ahh yes Disney, im sick of "Disney" also running the banks.
Na that was just Kathleen Kennedy who said that.
2 black kids is just 2 kids tho, so u sound racist for bringing them up
Right!
@@CluggsyMcbeal ehh there is an unfortunate stereotype with black children being fatherless. Disney is just reinforcing the stereotype. In this particular show it seems like the agenda hierarchy was 1. LGBTQ 2. Women 3. Race.
@@CluggsyMcbeal
What is this cope? 😂
I once joked that Disney's Star Wars writers are so crap that they'd replace lightsaber battles with interpretive dance. "Let us settle this conflict through the art of dance!"....and they did it...I WAS JOKING..... WTF!?!?!
Actually I’d be impressed if they did something like that as a reference to the auralnauts redubs which turn lightsaber fights into raves. And restructures the plot to be around jedi wanting to party, but we all know Disney would screw up even a reference to something funny with an ounce of creativity.
It's because every time someone thinks of a joke - there's a leftist somewhere in the world thinking the same, however, not as a joke but as a good idea ;)
Well I think "put a chick in it make it lame and gay"is a joke too
Never underestimate the stupidity of people
This is what happens when you give VOICE to stupid ideas. 🤣
Leave it up to Disney to have black children without a father.....smh
lol
maybe they are father adjacent?
That's because black fathers have been removed by design. In entertainment and in real-life. Fathers period regardless of ethnicity, but definitely black fathers. These people show unbridled hatred towards men, fathers, and heterosexuality yet have the mitigated gall to preach "tolerance."
Disney making black people the face of wokism is down right insulting to say the least and humiliating.
Damn.
"The Universe hates women like us..."
Yes.
🤣
And rightfully so
But the Witches are intended to be the Bad 'Guys' right? Forcing their underage daughters to undergo a life changing 'operation' that will 'convert' them permanently into 'Witches'? And the Jedi are the 'Good Guys', who also want to indoctrinate them, but evidently at lest ultimately give them the choice? As shown by the fact that Osha starts as a 'successful independent woman, working as a mechanic and following her own path?
*sees this episode abd their actions *
Hmm maybe the universe has a reason
It's not just the Universe...we also feel the same way.
The only person ever conceived by the Force was Anakin Skywalker - why are they always trying to diminish his story with some ulterior bullshit.
I thought it was still consensual between Anakin and Padme at that point...? 🤣
UA-cam had me rate this comment, I rated it as excellent and informative
fuck the prequels and the chosen one BS as well
@@84MadHatter Good for you, for having an opinion.
Because we can't let a boy character have something special like being the Chosen One, it has to be a Girl Character!
The only way the acolyte can be redeemed is yoda waking up in the end of the last episode and say:"a horrible nightmare it was".
And then stealing the last lines from either "Dallas" or "Newhart," take your pick.
This but it's the whole Sequel Triology 😂
Come back Jar Jar, all is forgiven
SUCH an underrated comment....
OMG, i'm in tears
Yes!!!!!
LOOOOL
Sorry, not able to forgive the origin atrocity.
Yet Critical Drinker will still shat on the prequels.
Imagine an entitled brat, raised by two women, starts a fire, and kills everyone. Then blames everyone but herself. Who would have thunk it?
Except it’s going to end up with the Jedi getting the ACAB treatment. Very predictable.
Too real
Most sane lesbian
must be a self insert
@@Robman0908considering the actress playing the twins is literally a acab protestor im hardly surprised
This show makes the 1980 Star Wars Xmas special look like a masterpiece.
The Star Wars Xmas special is actually higher rated than this show. Says everything you need to know honestly.
and makes the Prequels good
I watched that on mushrooms. It was my favorite. I understood every word those wookies said...
Word 🗣💯🔥🔥🔥
@@thanatosgarvey3701lol
Have a drink on me. We will not allow Looper, YT, or anyone else silence you and Nerdrotic.
Southpark's "Put a chick in it, make it gay, and make it lame," wasn't supposed to be an actual guide.
Turns out it was a prophetic vision
@@ragtownenope
That’s ur delusion
I know, Stone and Parker must be scratching their heads.
Well, the writers and producers are not actually smart, self aware, intelligent or talented enough to realize that South Park was mocking them not assisting them.
The best joke I’ve seen so far….
Disney has made a show where even in a galaxy far, far away…the black kids still don’t have a Father!
LOL good one. Acolyte is covertly racist!
OOOOOOYYYYYYY!!!
😂
You won this comment section, good sir.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
In this episode I learned that an oil lamp can set a metal door on fire, burn through it and then procede to set the stone walls of a cave on fire too.
Everyone knows space metal and space rock are highly flammable.
@@adamgerald849 Oh you're right! I had a total brain fart on that one, my bad!
In next episode we will learn that those stones and rocks will burn in space as well, without any oxygen
"Meesa the one laughing now"
Jar Jar - 2024
😂😂😂😂 I loled hard
How to become a millionaire: Have a franchise worth billions and put Kathleen Kennedy in charge of it.
There is no way that Disney has made a penny yet of profit based on how much they bought the franchise for and how much they have spent in advertisements and filming and stuff and all the hotel an other stuff. I cannot believe a penny of profit has been made yet
Billionaire :)
That's how to make a million dollar franchise
@@tibedog5629they made a profit based on the movies’ earnings. I think they paid four billion and they may have grossed a bit over that. Solo is the only one that lost money. Now the TV series is a different story.
It's just like the South Park episode. That's why K.K. was so hell bent on trying to get it pulled, because she knows. To be fair, I don't think K.K. is in charge of anything. I think she takes orders from a more nefarious force.
"A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author."
- Gilbert K. Chesterton
Chesterton has a quote for every situation
Good quote!
So that’s why they abbreviated it to G.K…
Now say it like Yoda
Damn
Thank you, Disney, for helping us realize that the prequels were pretty good, actually.
The Power of Rock-The Power of Paper-The Power of.......
The power of woke,
the power of cringe,
the power of garbage writtiiing
Someone has to make an AI version of that scene with this lyrics 😂
🤣
Hey, I consider myself woke and even I can't stand it!
Now spread that vibe and feeling with other Woke people with remaining common sens@@hurdygurdyguy1
@@hurdygurdyguy1 Woke=brainwashed by 40 years of psychological warfare and propaganda. If not for censorship, I could show you information that would turn everything you have been led to believe upside down, and that even parts you THINK are based in morality is from a dark place, for a very insidious agenda. And the destruction of mass media is just one small part of it. If people don't snap out of it (and soon) their are some very dark days ahead...... And yeah, I too was once what one would call a "Liberal" before some people showed me what I am hinting about here. Look where they don't want you to look, and listen to those they tell you are immoral and taboo to listen to..
So Disney has literally wrote a story where black kids are raised by a single mum with an absent dad and one of them turns to crime.😂
It’s weird how you guys are trying to make these comparisons with stereotypes in your head.
fiction. if it was real, both would turn to crime.
@@007JP Stereotypes are there for a reason
@@williamtaittinger4529 lol. You racist keyboard warrior. 😂
I understand that reference 😂
Netflix resident evil- NO ONE GOIN TO MAKE ANYTHING CRINGIER THAN US....
thr acolyte- Hold my Tampon
Anti-white, anti-male, anti-heter o sexual...I guess they covered all the most important social bases.
“Anti white” yall are such babies 😂😂😂😂
@@anthonyperez2406No, we can say with confidence that ALL lives matter
@@anthonyperez2406 authors are openly racist
@@anthonyperez2406bro the show sucks. And you know it
@@anthonyperez2406lol do you have wifi under your rock?
If the ENTIRE GALAXY doesn't like you... maybe YOU are the problem.
109 star systems can't be wrong
@@blackieblack lmao 😂
cool it with the antisemitic remarks
Why? It's funny af
Cool it with the anti Semitisim
Acoshyte
The Acoshyte: ePISSode 3
Cackoshyte
Which can also be short for "a costly piece of 'shyte'"! Brilliant!
i read it with that accent from that clip "i can definitely smell shyte"
Acodyke
Tolkien is rolling over in his grave.
Roddenberry is rolling over in his grave.
Lucas is laughing all the way to the bank.
I never thought there would be a day I would not want to watch a Star Wars show, well today is that day. Well done Ms. Kennedy you’ve accomplished your goal of completely destroying one of the greatest cinematic achievements of all time. You must be so proud! Thanks again.
this series is a tragedy
THE MESSAGE HEHEHE
the message die,,,,,,,,,
More like a travesty
It’s an embarrassment
when hollywood goes bankrupt then the message dies
Tolkien said it best: Evil can not create, it can only twist and torture other's creation into monstrosities.
This comment is the best out of all of these
Nailed it.
Yes
And persons of the same sex cannot reproduce. Hence grooming -- which is what these episodes clearly portray.
Truly
When did we get to the point where it's no longer the viewers of a series who decide whether a series is good or not, but the producers of the series. It's just sad what time we live in. I mean, if it was only a small part that said the series aren't good, I would understand very much, but the fact that the majority of fans say it's crap and then they are labelled as toxic fans is just something that shouldn't happen.
I am SO SO SO Sorry Jar Jar and young Annie, for everything that I ever said! Miss you both so much
Remember when JarJar Binks was the worst thing about Star Wars? I miss those days.
I would rather watch a Jar Jar stand alone movie
Before Jar-Jar it was ewoks. Ah, the good old days...
@@Caltops78indeed now i reach a stage to appreciate Jar Jar
Meesa too
I think I'd rather watch a movie about Jar Jar Binks taking a dump than watch either The Last Jedi or The Rise of Skywalker again.
Come back Jar Jar, all is forgiven.
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
HAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣 Agree!!!
Best comment ever!
We need Darth Jar Jar
This! 💯💯‼️‼️🔥🔥
The Critical Drinker deserves a medal for taking one for the team having to keep his eyes open watching the acolyte
He's getting ad rev and a paycheck. He's fine bro. Stop suckin
The Power Of Woke
The Power of Cringe
The Power of The Message
“The universe doesn’t like women like us”
Yeah, it’s the *universe* that is wrong
Had it been a man who said that about a group of men, it would be ok, right? But since it’s a woman, it’s bad. What is this double standard? It’s so trash I’m surprised people actually think this is facts when it’s so clearly not
If the entire universe cant stand you then maybe you are the problem…
Same with the people who've been kicked out of 109, scratch that - 110 countries.
@@NuclearWinter69 Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Captain Carter told me to stand tall like a tree when the world says I need to move and say "no, you move"
slash fucking sarcasm. :D
“If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.”
― Raylan Givens Justified
They call us toxic fans.
But we’re not fans anymore
Remember when the “fans” drove a child actor mentally insane? Haha
I mean, there still the old stuff, not that it matters since new people will always fill the void.
@@007JP It wasn't the fans.
Everyone blamed the fans, but every review openly mocked his horrific acting, you think any magazine is going to admit their fault when they can just blame anonymous "fans"?
@@007JPas opposed to physically insane?
They had a strategy for years of "antagonizing the fan base", thinking it will be good. They have hit their end of any positive gains that could yield. Fans are gone.
after watching the acolyte i begin to understand why people of the past burned witches.
What I’ve learned from Star Wars: even in a galaxy far far way, black kids still have no father
“So this is how Star Wars dies, with thunderous chants from Lesbian witches” - Senator Frodo Baggins of Naboo, Mother of Dragons, Destroyer of Death Star II
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I thought it was Anakin who destroyed the death Star II
@@daviddiggens8841 nah he was just the one who destroyed the first Death Star. Frodo Baggins of Naboo was that one guy piloting the Millenium Dragon. I mean didn‘t you watch the OG trilogy or something?🙃
Lmao
@@vadersfist1775nah dude. I woke ... I mean work for disney
In a galaxy far far away, black children still don't have a father.
Ooh, but they're only half black, and half whatever porcupine head is supposed to be.
I laughed way too hard , I’m sorry , I’m going to hell
XD
ooph
ZIIIIIIIIING!!! LMAO!!
Charlton Heston shouts, "Damn you, damn you all to hell." Except its mickey mouse statue.
You've been called out by name from Disney GOOD JOB!
The Power of Scissors.
The power of threadsbian love!
Scissor me timbers
Some would say it’s unnatural
Bingo. Lesbians' greatest fantasy: reproduction without men.
Scissor Wars
Just in case you didn’t notice, the plot of this show is the antagonist wants to kill the four Jedi to get revenge for the fire she started
In other words, a girl not wanting to take accountability
I think the jedi killed the witches, but that would not make sense because if thats the route they go, then they dont understand the jedi
If only they hadn't come and made her do it
Yes, as Lesbian Headlamp alluded to, the Jedi are CLEARLY the villains here. What a crock. 🤦♂️🤦♂️
It's not hard to see that the backstory presented in the episode was unreliable. It was Osha's point of view of events. There's clearly things Osha either didn't see or had her memories suppressed/manipulated. One of the Jedi took an ascetic vow and committed suicide from guilt. Sol somehow knew Mae started the fire when he supposedly rushed to the temple in reaction to the fire. We'll likely see what actually happened as the story progresses.
What are these guys thinking nowadays??? Fans just want a NORMAL show, just a NORMAL show!
They are so lost. The word normal is offending for them.
I had no idea that Disney could do worse than the Doctor Who 60th anniversary... but here we are.
The 60th Anniversary was 100x better than this... at least the 60th had some good moments lol
The ethos of Disney Star Wars is:
1. Decimate legacy
2. Vilify masculinity
3. Promote mediocrity
Use a male oriented franchise to vilify masculinity.
4. Fail miserably
5. Wonder why they have no audience anymore
6. Blame everyone but themselves
Yes Yes 👍
Be like every stubborn failure in history: blame your own problems on other people
@@NathanCassidy721In the meantime, just watch my series The Pensuke Files instead!
The witches are so powerful they can easily kill a Jedi using the thing they said wasn't a weapon. Then they all died, at once, by a fire, caused by a single girl, in a giant fortress made of stone, with people inside the fortress who can project barriers and control gravity.
Make it make sense 😂😂😂
"Science, bitch!" :o)
And a fortress that doesn't have a fire suppression system or just a couple fire extinguishers. 'Cause fortifications are well-known for not ever needing any kind of fire-fighting capabilities.
So that was you interpreted by an episode meant to leave the audience wonder what happened? Stop sucking on lead pipes.
It's like every part of these ideas came from different people then stitched up together.
I fully support the Critical Drinker for exposing the horrible direction Star Wars has taken under Disney. Let’s all subscribe to support him.
I take the drinker word for it…I haven’t watched ANYTHING from this franchise in years and I’m gonna keep it that way
“How did two females have children together?”
“The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.”
😂😂😂😂
Too good 😂
Anyone else read that in Palps voice
I mean, palp was the one who said that shit..@@Parvizal
Is it possible to learn this power?
I always thought Disney Star Wars was a tragedy, until I realized it was actually a comedy.
Tragedy if you care comedy if you don’t.I’m on the comedy side since Boba.
Why are you so invested in children’s media?
@@leos4243 Star Wars was always made to appeal to both children AND adults. Look at videos of the lineups for Empire Strikes Back in theatres from 1980. A large portion of the people lining up are adults. Stop acting like this is something made only for five year olds
And the jokes on us
@@leos4243 I got a better one for you.Why a proven SA enabler gets to produce kids media?Is this your way of saying let the morally bankrupt people help kids grow up?
I'm done with Disney+ for this one, I cancelled my subscription. Disney trashes my fav brand and I'll trash then. As a Jedi once said a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, "If you're not with me, than you're my enemy".
DISNEY is coming for you my friend, do not back down. We got your back
I have a request pls made total war battle of Constantinople 717 - 718
It's Scissoring Time!! And then they used the force to scissor and created Anakin who blew up the Death Star
Scissor me daddy a$$
YASSSSS, YASSSSSSS!!!
Scissor me timbers
Sounds like Starwars went from double ended lightsabers to double ended dildos.
😂😂😂
"the universe doesn't like women like us"
Escapist media is just not allowed to exist nowadays. This line was the writer literally poking her head out the curtains and going:
"By the way, this story is my therapy session"
EDIT: "Bro, it's just about them being witches".
Suddenly, the "media literacy" crowd has no idea what double meanings and subtext are.
Right down to the real life estranged sister.
@@MrBonified66yep, Harvey Weinsteins former personal assistant literally said its about her and her sister's real life relationship.
I mean it could still make sense. Maybe we'll get a massive reveal that all those Witches weren't lesbians at all, but trans. Turning that whole making Babies on their own thing into a different version of impossible
These lesbian "writers" live in a state that thinks lesbians are sacred. But theyre still the victims.
Would be nice if her therapy was at least mildly entertaining
Bring back Lucas. Also make anything Disney SW non canon. Thank you.
"May the Lesbian Witch Thread be with you.....always."
"the universe doesn't like women like us"
Understandable.
No it all for sure.. and her director...
She used the "force,, but not the force," to get her wife pregnant. Could have been written better.
@@bl8388
Actually, it could have been better written, by NOT writing it that way.
Yeah it actually would have been better written if it was just a normal group of men and women witches and wizards who ran away instead of this LGBTQ+IALMNOP DEI bull crap that is ruining Star Wars! God it’s just sickening!
@@awesomemanspiff
Hear me out, I've got an idea:
Keep everything the same, except them using the force, or "thread", to pull it off.
Make it a genetics experiment, to see if they could hybridize the two species artificially, and them being force sensitive is just a coincidence.
It retains everything unique about Anakin, and they can keep all their bs.
Remember when the prequels were the worst thing to ever happen to Star Wars? Good times
Jar Jar,please forgive us,we were so wrong!!! 😜
They weren't even that bad when they came out. It was just Hayden's bad acting, Jar Jar, and the terrible romance scenes that made them "bad".
I miss Jar Jar
Was Jah Jah binks in ROTJ?
They still are
so they've potentially knackered their own brand, whilst raising Critical's own profile at the same time. Well done Disney!
Man, that “go away now” didn’t even sound taxing. Our boy really has complete apathy.
"A coven of communist, lesbian space witches." Brilliant!
Nah he did get it
@@cahan8806 Watch the video dunce
@@cahan8806 are you dense?
Had to laugh at that. Excellent!
@@cahan8806 I've watched them - and he nailed it.
If they greenlight a season 2, you know this was a money laundering operation all along.
Like the LOTR and HALO shows. Both lost hundreds of millions yet somehow both got season twos.
@@jimthar17 Shows don’t have box office numbers, they don’t make money except for advertising revenue…
i think season 2 may have already been axed
I wonder if these modern progressive producers don't have a bunch of dirt on the Disney execs for something.
Did you watch the episode?
This reminds me of that saying that evil men would destroy an empire to rule over it's ashes. KK and her ilk want to rule over Star Wars and they don't care how worthless the franchise becomes as long they are on top of it.
Guys let’s all cancel Disney plus and spam 1 star reviews on rotten tomatoes. This show needs to be at 5%
"I carried them."
"I created them."
So... "creator" wins. Unless "creator" is male.
I think the force wins because it’s male 😂
@MrSaritch57 and whos fault is that?
@@MrSaritch57 we found the simp!
@@MrSaritch57except ya know buildings, roads, bridges, all of society...
@@cyberturkey77 🤣🤣🤣 as a fictional series makes you cry. Found the b*tch.
“Communist Lesbian Space Witches.” 😂
That was literally the pitch to the board.
Correction: "Communist black lesbian space witches".
and leslie headcase was like make it LAME
Something we thought would not be associated with SW. You really can’t make this shite up
Drinker was the fly on the wall.
4 words I thought I’d never hear together in one sentence lol
I no longer think the Star Wars Christmas special is that bad .
disney attacking youtubers for bad shows, the full end of the hole.
Dune part 2 was made for 190m.
This cost more. Let that sink in.
The difference between a competent director that loves the source material and one that despises it
acolyte cost under 180m, thats less not more.
@@JamesHonest-vh1bp I think raddi334 added body count of franchise deserters
My brain just cannot absorb that fact.
too bad Disney is more of a marketing company now. they dont need to make good original content anymore because of the perpetual wealth the company will always have do to licensing past content. If you make more money selling merch to billions of people you wont prioritize quality of these shows, hell they dont even have people running the company who know how to hire the people needed to make good shows. they only have marketing reps and lawyers running the entire company
Palp: "He became so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life"
Anakin: "Sorry Chancelor, that one isn't very impressive"
Palp: "Wait what?"
Anakin: "Yeah I read it in the archives, some lesbian space witches managed to do that a few hundred years ago by pulling force threads"
Palp: "And what... happened to them"
Anakin: "They all died in a fire"
Palp: "I guess the moral of the story remains"
Both examples are absolute garbage writing
Palp: I guess nothing of value was lost.
correction. it wasnt Palpatine who had the ability to influence and to a degree controll Midichlorians to create life. it was his master Darth Tenebrous that did. in fact that is the main regret Palpatine ever had, that he killed his master before ever knowing how to achieve that knowledge
Ironic. They could create force twins, but they couldn’t save their stone temple from burning down.
@@dendrienPalpatine’s master was Plagueis, Plagueis’s master was Tenebrous.
That fire is strong and independent okay!
If it can burn in the vacuum of space, why not stone?
Seriously. Who exactly was demanding a lesbian Star Wars series? Didn't know there was an audience for that!
Probably some porn community on Reddit, but this isn't what they had in mind.
I love how Spaceballs-a literal parody of Star Wars-is much more faithful to George Lucas's vision than anything Disney have squirted out.
Of course. It was made by people who actually respected the source material and original vision, and had actual talent
@@zacharyhefner2208 Damn right. God I love Mel Brooks.
Lol true. Me and my family watch it every year, never gets old. Dark Helmet is the best xD
"And why didn't anybody tell me my ass was so big!".
Good willing we'll all get together again for Spaceballs 2: the quest for more money
If the force can impregnate, then the force is male. Thank you for your time 😊
Can confirm. The force f**ked me last night 😊
You've touched on an interesting point. When you look at ancient mythology in the MIddle-East and Eastern Mediterrenean, the creative force is male. The man plants the seed and the woman is simply the soil in which it grows. The idea was supported in that men were the producers and inventors by a huge margin. I think this changed in the mid-19th century, but do not quote me. In 1850, the British Courts determined that a child is the property of the mother rather than the father as previously believed and what we see today seems to be a knock-on affect of that decision.
Haha Bingo!
Ok hopefully the force will screw me tonight and maybe I'll have a Jedi child :)
*drops mic*
I'm watching this video again to support the Drinker. If Disney is bringing crap to the dinner table someone has to speak up. Thank God The Drinker is here.
I used to think Attack of the Clones was the worst Star wars thing ever released, guess i was wrong
The longer Star Wars goes on, the more I become convinced the Empire were the good guys all along
you forget what the empire did to innocents
The longer liberal democracy goes on, the more I become convinced mid-20th century political movements....
The Empire is in support of this comment section. Just a bunch of hateful white male bigots dreaming about the good ole days, makin' Star Wars great again.
The Galactic Empire lasted what 30 years? The Republic was thousands of years old and trash
I started rooting for Empire on Endor. It's been all downhill from there.
I’m convinced that they are ACTUALLY running and elaborate money laundering operation disguised as a film production studio. Because there is no human way in hell that $22.5M was spent on that last episode
No, it's worst. That money went to cooperating corporations that hire 1000 people to do 20 man job. And their CEOs and managers get raises every year, so they need that money badly.
Sure there is. You throw your wife in to the show, your sisters and brothers and kids and aunts and uncles and parents and hell I'm sure your second cousins and distant relations... And theirs and so on. And then of course there's the ONLY red M&M's for Strong Female Actress #1 and the Tahetian bottled water for Strong Female Actress #2 ect.
This. Absolutely this.
Bingo
My God; you're right! They are using The Producers as a business model. They probably sold 10,000% of this to investors and are banking on failure 🤣
Thanks to this shitshow I'm even more grateful for the old lore and games that are untouched by this kind of garbage...
Now imma go replay SW:TOR and troll the jedi as a light side sith
You owe me a new monitor. I spat out a mouthful of Monkeys Shoulder over the communist lesbian space witches. Well played sir, well played.
The Acolyte was not made to entertain. It was made to launder money.
It was made to push an agenda
Facts though
The power of one.
The power of two.
The power of MONEEEEEY!
It was made as a ''shut up'' gift for Harvey Weinstein's former assistant.
They have to do it somewhere, you know ...
I think people miss the point of this stuff. It’s meant to fail, meant to insult you, and meant to ruin the franchise. These are the same people who tear down statues, destroy communities based on lies, and seek to “tear down the system”. That’s why unqualified people are out in charge of it.
I do believe this is very close to the mark.
never thought of it that way
It's like the line from the Exorcist. Father Karras asks why the demon had possessed and tormented the young girl, why her. Father Merrin replies, "I think the point is to make us despair."
How do you know they tear down statues and "destroy communities based on lies"?
It's designed to tear us apart and destroy all that binds us. It's why sports are full of woke political bullshit. It's why Disney is now a dumpster fire from China. 20 years ago, these things brought Americans together. Now it rips us apart. This how you destroy America, make us destroy ourselves.
The strangest thing to me was the line "There's no space in the galaxy for women like us". The stupidity of that statement alone.... like - DO THEY ACTUALLY KNOW, THE WRITERS, HOW FUCKING BIG A GALAXY ACTUALLY IS??? There's MILLIONS of planets. Okay not all of them might be possible to live on, but seriously. Remember how hard it was to find Luke Skywalker? Even that now seems like good writing... #facepalm
The louder they scream, the more they are failing
Take my Upvote!
And my Comment!
Yesss, Yesss, Yesss!
When the wookie has the best dialog you know there’s a problem
wokies took over.
@@Svrahe wokies suck. Wookies ftw
that one was a killer, m8 🤣
@@Leonard.L.Church 🫡 Wookiees ftw
Yet no one acknowledged their Droid atrack
Everyone: Rings of power is as low as things can go..
Acolyte: Hold my alcohol free beer..
Hold my malt liquor*
Madame web has entered the chat 😂
Hold my Bud Light
Hold my beer and make her gay
This show is easily better than Rings of Power but that's okay, just look at all those upvotes, no reason to think deeper here
Upon hearing the word Disney, I can't help but groan. My best friend asked me what it would take for me to sit down and actually watch anything Disney make now and I had to think. Fire all of their employees and rehire new ones and change the company name and I will give them a second chance.
"the power of one" is giving major "the sea is always right" vibes
I’m pretty sure they can retcon all of this by having Han Solo being freed from his carbonite prison and saying “ I just had a horrible dream Chewie”
Nice!
Unironically, that sounds like a great meta joke (that doesn't ruin anything by being too self-referential) if Star Wars is bought by a different company that values it and retcons all of Disneys stuff.
Genius
Perfect! Problem solved. Two and a half of the best movies ever. Good thing they stopped their.
Leia: *visible confusion*
"Twice the pride, double the fall." - Count Dooku.
Excellent critique. Thank you for the explanation and pointing out TRUTH.
Whatever the fans are, when you accept the job of making something for them, they are whom you need to please. This is like accepting a dj'ing job at a techno club, then insist on playing Garth Brooks and proceeding to moan about the boos.
"This is how Star Wars dies... Thunderous Scissoring."
"FOOKIN SCISSORS"
Bruh, I'm laughing to death with this one
You can hear the clapping from this galaxy - and I dont mean with hands either
Yet, we did not get to see any scissoring. It was only mentioned but never applied. Just like the so-called morals we're supposed to follow.
@@WarAuthority "Either you menstruate with me or you're a bigot against me" (Box Wine Saber Lights up)
Fat Jedi appears.
"It was said you would find the Sith, not eat them!!!"
That joke firstly goes to 'Waist Windu' from the Bad Batch series
Careful, that’s fat-Jedi-phobic!
I ATE the senate!
Revenge is not the way of the Jedi- *falls*
Lol
At least George Lucas got his name off this crap.
From India....there was a time we waited for months for release of Star Wars movie...I used to save pocket money for watching first day first show......now I know there are all these Star war series and new Marvel's movies released in theaters and OTT. Never felt watching a single one after a small preview.