The Acolyte Review Only Fans Star Wars Parody - Season 1 Episode 6

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  • @disparutoo
    @disparutoo  4 місяці тому +255

    The Wars The Acolyte Review of Season 1 Episode 6, where for some reason Leslye Headland thought she had to win over the miniscule target demographic on Disney. With many a strange scene for what is essentially a family centered platform, and an audio voiceover description I'm not sure why most of this episode even exists. The interviews describe how basically the staff went crazy when he appeared in his costume and they had to rewrite whole episodes just to fit him in. Well that was a mistake, they dragged out a story of nothing happened except inuendo and double entendres. While this may satisfy a certain section of the audience, it's not a large one. And certainly nothing to do with Star Wars. But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

    • @MitchTaylor-x8c
      @MitchTaylor-x8c 4 місяці тому

      This is chick porn

    • @glerp10000000000
      @glerp10000000000 4 місяці тому +16

      The power of Manny

    • @jamesms4
      @jamesms4 4 місяці тому +6

      If I may invoke the old Expanded/Legends Universe Lore. Cortosis is a rare metal that disables Llightsabers and there are other Dark Side groups other than the Sith. Dark Jedi is a term used to refer to run of the mill Jedi who fall to the Dark Side. An order of Jedi called the Jedi Shadows where charged with hunting them in the Old Republic. They like the Jedi Sentinels used Yellow Lightsabers. Since Disney has no original ideas they steal from the Legends Universe which did it all first and did it all better than Disney.

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 4 місяці тому +4

      Are you forgetting Amandla is Gay ?

    • @skunkybudtoker9092
      @skunkybudtoker9092 4 місяці тому

      Leslie is writing what she knows, delivering young women to an evil naked man.

  • @ancientmariner2121
    @ancientmariner2121 4 місяці тому +244

    Disparu. Proving 40 minutes can indeed be entertaining. Unlike Disney

  • @tylertheinflator
    @tylertheinflator 4 місяці тому +266

    I just realized that even in AmandLa's "diss track", she has the same facial expression throughout. Absolutely amazing.

    • @richtes
      @richtes 4 місяці тому +21

      Is she going to have a Zoolander moment with a 2nd expression?

    • @-Ryu
      @-Ryu 4 місяці тому +22

      She's very good at being herself...even when she's supposed to be acting.

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 4 місяці тому +10

      It's amazing how much she's been able to achieve in acting while afflicted with complete facial paralysis. I mean, Sly Stallone has nothing on her.

    • @gugugugu1300
      @gugugugu1300 4 місяці тому

      You are obviously a misogynistic racist hater, otherwise you would remember her incredible emotional performance in this clip when she managed to somewhat roll her eyes. Acting for the ages.🙄

    • @richtes
      @richtes 4 місяці тому +1

      @@harbl99 To be fair, I remember in the 70's Lee Majors being described as having two expressions: grim and not so grim. Can go pretty far it you have more than one.

  • @Mancada100
    @Mancada100 4 місяці тому +586

    Disney: "I feel a huge disturbance in The Farce, as if millions of SW fans were cancelling their Disney+ subscriptions."

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 4 місяці тому +29

      "We need to pull the thread of advertising and use power of many money"

    • @zacharymcmillan2788
      @zacharymcmillan2788 4 місяці тому +11

      The Farce is Finished. 🤨👍

    • @steveouk90126
      @steveouk90126 4 місяці тому +14

      "I love Disney... which is why I'm buying DVDs on Ebay instead of watching their channel."

    • @ShadowGirlyz
      @ShadowGirlyz 4 місяці тому

      @@steveouk90126 Me too

    • @encinobalboa
      @encinobalboa 4 місяці тому +4

      There is an asteroid field where SW used to be.

  • @revgregory
    @revgregory 4 місяці тому +132

    The whole not attacking the unarmed plotline is pure quantum stupidity. He forced tossed a half dozen Jedi and snapped a dude's neck with his bare hands, he's never technically incapable of offensive combat and therefore never unarmed.

    • @kendallhudak
      @kendallhudak 4 місяці тому +12

      Yeah you need to un-arm him instead.

    • @taddad2641
      @taddad2641 4 місяці тому +1

      i think the idea of it was supposed to be 'corrupt someone to the dark side'.

    • @GaudiaCertaminisGaming
      @GaudiaCertaminisGaming 4 місяці тому +1

      She could still try. Give us something to look at.

    • @davidgantenbein9362
      @davidgantenbein9362 4 місяці тому +10

      @@taddad2641Imo kind of dumb for a franchise where all Jedi in the core movies have been shown to be warriors that will harm their enemies of needed. Hell, Mace Windu wanted to kill Palpatine once he was defeated, knowing full well what a Sith is capable of even though they vanished over thousand years ago.

    • @colbunkmust
      @colbunkmust 4 місяці тому +11

      Beyond that it's even dumber, we know hes killed multiple people- Jedi nonetheless- so whether he's armed or not should be irrelevant. The Jedi are suppose to be "peacekeepers". How can you keep the peace if you refuse to fight the bad guys and protect other people when you can only use your weapon when they are imminently trying to kill you? It would be like tracking down a serial killer but refusing to consider using deadly force just because the serial killer doesn't have a weapon literally in their hand. It's beyond ridiculous. Of course Darth Punk should've been arrested in the second episode, since the Jedi knew he knowingly aided and abetted at least one count of premeditated murder, but he was let off with a warning... so that's the level of logic in this show. The Jedi went from being the defenders of the Republic to being the unironically the worst police force ever. I'd take Reno 911 or Super Troopers over these guys any day.

  • @VDViktor
    @VDViktor 4 місяці тому +1391

    Imagine if it was a male character creepily stalking a female character that undresses and goes for a swim

    • @dragonmaster1360
      @dragonmaster1360 4 місяці тому +234

      @VDViktor
      Don't you know? Creepy men = bad. Creepy women = good.

    • @Iffy350
      @Iffy350 4 місяці тому +122

      That’s what Japanese anime is for

    • @allen4470
      @allen4470 4 місяці тому +24

      They have similar scenes in film and TV, not hard to imagine actually.

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater 4 місяці тому +41

      Isn't there like a whole subgenre of books like that? You know with a shirtless guy that looks like Fabio on their covers? Lol

    • @ASoberBear
      @ASoberBear 4 місяці тому +20

      Then it would be an anime 😜

  • @odojang
    @odojang 4 місяці тому +108

    The Acolyte; this is what fanfic from a non fan exactly looks like.

    • @nexus_of_a_crisis
      @nexus_of_a_crisis 4 місяці тому +4

      If this doesn't delete 'Star Wars', Charmin Ultra's 'New Jedi Order' Rey movie will. She has even fewer credentials than Headland, but checks far more boxes.

    • @odojang
      @odojang 4 місяці тому +1

      @@nexus_of_a_crisis A Rey movie is DOA. It's nothing better than The Marvels 2.0. Even Favreau's Mando & Grogu is not promising at this point. They just burned their very last brownie points with the Ejacolyte.

  • @XiaoFury
    @XiaoFury 4 місяці тому +311

    A man luring a girl by sex appeal to join his team? Sounds familiar, right, Headland??

    • @heavyhebrew
      @heavyhebrew 4 місяці тому +41

      Season finale: the sisters have a sleepover and create a new force baby. Write what you know, right lesbian Headlamp?

    • @wolfmauler
      @wolfmauler 4 місяці тому +17

      I don't think Harvey had an ounce of that 😂...He used 💰, the promise of roles in Hollywood 🤢 and for a time, I guess was too powerful within the industry to stop.

    • @heavyhebrew
      @heavyhebrew 4 місяці тому

      @@wolfmauler I wasn't saying Harvey was doing that, but you can count on a Lesbian Headlamp to think black ailing MEN over sexual perversions is not only acceptable, but preferred under feminism.

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 4 місяці тому +11

      @@wolfmauler It's more the other people who got to join his parties who provided the sex appeal for the women. I don't even know how much he himself partook but he was an organizer. And I'm sure he fulfilled his promises to at least some people.

    • @ggcmod
      @ggcmod 4 місяці тому

      Hybristophilia

  • @sweetpeaches6955
    @sweetpeaches6955 4 місяці тому +69

    “She’s wondering if she can turn that lightsaber into a solid object.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JaggedToys
    @JaggedToys 4 місяці тому +353

    "The helmet has the same range of expressions as she does!" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @DelightfullyMADD
      @DelightfullyMADD 4 місяці тому +25

      If anything, the helmet is more expressive. At least it has a smile

    • @ggcmod
      @ggcmod 4 місяці тому +9

      @@DelightfullyMADD And the helmet has the excuse that it cannot move 🤣

    • @theelder4797
      @theelder4797 4 місяці тому +4

      Fact, I wasn't sure if she'd put it on or not.

    • @tlrlml
      @tlrlml 4 місяці тому +4

      @@theelder4797 Leslie gleefully claims to be on the darkside, of course her self-insert was going to put it on.

    • @theauntofdragons
      @theauntofdragons 4 місяці тому +3

      I'm honestly trying to decide who's the worst actress, Amandla or Kristen Stewart.... at least Kristen tried to emote ...

  • @jamiel6169
    @jamiel6169 4 місяці тому +36

    Leslye Headland said it was for women… but uhm, no. It’s really just for Leslye and people exactly like Leslye.
    -a woman.

  • @afrobeshin
    @afrobeshin 4 місяці тому +316

    Thanks to Little Platoon, i cannot hear the name Osha, i can only hear Occupational Safety and Hazard Administration

    • @heavyhebrew
      @heavyhebrew 4 місяці тому +27

      I work at a warehouse and now I will giggle inside every time I see that big old board on the wall. And it is overlooked and forgotten, just like this show will be the instant they stop making it.
      This, taking into the fact how long Lesbian Headlamp worked as The Personal Assistant To Harvey Weinstein, may never be, considering the amount of blackmail material she has acquired.

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 4 місяці тому +32

      Occupation Safety and Health Administration

    • @sarasunshinemt4444
      @sarasunshinemt4444 4 місяці тому +7

      You and me both, sir 😂

    • @40KWill
      @40KWill 4 місяці тому +6

      Health

    • @johndodo2062
      @johndodo2062 4 місяці тому +1

      Got it wrong chief

  • @lalolanda8458
    @lalolanda8458 4 місяці тому +30

    The obvious innuendo is off the charts. The mental picture of Leslye Headlands getting the hots while writing, I mean RE-Writing this, suddenly came to me and I hate it. LMAO what a shitshow this show is.

  • @iamtheprotagonist
    @iamtheprotagonist 4 місяці тому +656

    Osha in Ep6: “I’m not my sister. I’m not that easily corrupted.”
    Osha also in Ep6: Puts on a Sith Lord helmet later that day.

    • @starkiller1289
      @starkiller1289 4 місяці тому +10

      To be fair Osha was the 'good twin' her sister was evil from birth basically.

    • @FreakTesticals
      @FreakTesticals 4 місяці тому

      The power of dick

    • @aquaham3564
      @aquaham3564 4 місяці тому +45

      ​@starkiller1289 smh that's the opposite of to be fair. You're just adding salt to the wound lmao

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 4 місяці тому +14

      Being 5% less corrupted technically is being less corrupted

    • @FreakTesticals
      @FreakTesticals 4 місяці тому +25

      The power of sith sausage

  • @JKPippa
    @JKPippa 4 місяці тому +42

    There is no way watching this show is anywhere near as fun as watching Disparu describe it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ScottishRoyal1
    @ScottishRoyal1 4 місяці тому +398

    Drinking out a random bottle near weinsteins accomplice is foolish.

    • @Ryan-qo9pr
      @Ryan-qo9pr 4 місяці тому +13

      😂😂😂

    • @theredranger9723
      @theredranger9723 4 місяці тому +14

      The Bill Cosby bottle

    • @M-S_4321
      @M-S_4321 4 місяці тому +4

      Leslie just has to have video/audio evidence of some horrifying stuff.

    • @Valehass
      @Valehass 4 місяці тому +5

      @@theredranger9723 By actual accounts, most of the women who accused Cosby retracted their statements under questioning and only a couple were heard in court and of those most sounded more like regret rather than he committed a crime.

    • @PeregrinTintenfish
      @PeregrinTintenfish 4 місяці тому

      ​@@M-S_4321I don't know, she didn't work for him very long.

  • @SLiMJiM491
    @SLiMJiM491 4 місяці тому +20

    So Lesley, who identifies as lesbian, saw the sith guy's hot bod and decided she had to rewrite the script to include more of him?
    She sounds pretty straight to me🤷‍♀

  • @PettyCrow-n9c
    @PettyCrow-n9c 4 місяці тому +234

    A show made by a woman that's into women feels oddly like a show written by a woman that's into a very specific type of men

    • @redram6080
      @redram6080 4 місяці тому

      Uh oh looks like someone let her hidden hetero normative feelings for an evil boss *cough* Weinstein *cough* show. Whoopsies 😊🤭

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel 4 місяці тому +55

      I've known numerous lesb1ans in my life. Most of them still showed, or even expressed, thirstiness over some dude. A number of them had children. Usually expressed when the enforcer in their les group weren't there to chastise them for such forbidden thoughts against the sisterhood. 😄

    • @AdonanS
      @AdonanS 4 місяці тому +33

      ​@@NefariousKoel I can believe that. A lot of them probably dated shitty guys and just became lesbian because they were jaded.

    • @TheOriginal_Unaleska
      @TheOriginal_Unaleska 4 місяці тому +19

      I can attest to this with some of my friends. ​@@AdonanS

    • @Charliem1994
      @Charliem1994 4 місяці тому

      That's why I jokingly say lesbians aren't real. Nearly every lesbian I've met had a bad experience with a man before "turning" lesbian. Whereas most gay men have only ever dated other men.

  • @KirkWarren
    @KirkWarren 4 місяці тому +35

    It's so weird they walked all day through forest to get to a wookie, but no one found the wookie, took back his body or finished the mission they set out for. The padawan girl kinda found him trying to arrest girl, but she died without telling anyone about it if she noticed him dead. They spend hours walking back to the ship and never speak to one another. Then after they leave, she finally decides to kill him. Its so bizarre. Like they just skipped hours of time, forgot their original objective, never find the wookie, never bring dead bodies back and just pick up the story as if no time passed.

    • @Kyle-sr6jm
      @Kyle-sr6jm 4 місяці тому +5

      The characters cease to exist when the scene ends.

  • @thelaughingrouge
    @thelaughingrouge 4 місяці тому +915

    Leia in a bikini is "problematic" but dudes with their shirts off is ok huh? Ok Disney.

    • @RoryMitchell00
      @RoryMitchell00 4 місяці тому +148

      Without double standards they wouldn't have any standards at all.

    • @Forestcat909
      @Forestcat909 4 місяці тому +16

      They want to have both the male and female gaze

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro 4 місяці тому +97

      Oh no, not just dudes with their shirts off. One dude without his shirt for absolutely no reason in-world at all, and the other _butt fricken naked, while some chick creepily stares at him._ Seriously, she thought he didn’t know she was there, and she wasn’t even looking to take him by surprise, she just wanted to peep him. That’s so gross, like at least what happened to leia was justified in the plot and she ends up using her own chain as an advantage. More than anything else, that was a girlboss moment. What on earth was this??

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 4 місяці тому

      @@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      Pandering to the gay audiences

    • @sabsinoname
      @sabsinoname 4 місяці тому

      Ridicolous… i want them both naked 😜

  • @altshiftM
    @altshiftM 4 місяці тому +103

    >I guess he doubles up as a nurse
    >Whys he making so much food?
    >island hideout
    Yeah he's definitely Filipino

    • @fionnaitsradag5152
      @fionnaitsradag5152 4 місяці тому +13

      🤣

    • @1shogunate696
      @1shogunate696 4 місяці тому +8

      Lmao my grandmother is Filipino. This comment is gold

    • @crypto66
      @crypto66 4 місяці тому +13

      I hate how much this works. Really wish Manny's epic villain debut was in a much better show.

    • @davidbaugh3778
      @davidbaugh3778 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@crypto66But this show gives him a chance to showcase the power of Manny.

    • @kathyflorcruz552
      @kathyflorcruz552 2 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂 Perfect.

  • @Anna-fw7lm
    @Anna-fw7lm 4 місяці тому +124

    She cannot swim an ocean.
    Who do you think she is, ROP Galadriel?!!

    • @Garret007
      @Garret007 4 місяці тому +7

      that made me laugh out loud

    • @davidgantenbein9362
      @davidgantenbein9362 4 місяці тому +8

      It’s „Guyladriel“ though for ROP.

    • @parapoliticos52
      @parapoliticos52 4 місяці тому

      (neither) Sky is the limit for strong independent womyn. Nor the bottom of the sea.

  • @sabsinoname
    @sabsinoname 4 місяці тому +29

    „Feels good to hold it in your hand again“ 🤣 Imagine some naked dude in front of you says this to you…

  • @PettyCrow-n9c
    @PettyCrow-n9c 4 місяці тому +278

    So Leslye finds villains attractive so she casts her "wife" as a sith lord...what in the fan fic is going on here?

    • @Quazi-Moto
      @Quazi-Moto 4 місяці тому +35

      Her wife will be revealed to have gone a-murderin' but somehow will redeem herself. Good AND bad, dontchaknow. Like all of us, dontchaknow. We're ALL evil, but are capable of good, dontchafreakinknow.
      The World According to Leslye Headband

    • @martinkoehler3631
      @martinkoehler3631 4 місяці тому +32

      @@PettyCrow-n9c of course she loves villains. She was the personal assistant of one of the biggest villains in Hollywood.

    • @bentongrant3188
      @bentongrant3188 4 місяці тому

      @Gyrfalcon312lmaoooo

    • @parapoliticos52
      @parapoliticos52 4 місяці тому

      In a marriage everything is a gie and take. She got a role, Leslie got a ..protégé.

  • @stackels97
    @stackels97 4 місяці тому +53

    'Factory settings' is not a term anyone in star wars would use. Does anyone in Hollywood understand world building anymore?

    • @nexus_of_a_crisis
      @nexus_of_a_crisis 4 місяці тому +1

      This has to appeal to Gen Alpha because everyone else had checked out.

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 4 місяці тому +9

      Plus anytime _in the past_ someone tinkered with a droid they had to be opened up.
      Really the technology in Star Wars comes across as very analogue (except for maybe when R2 is hacking into stuff).

    • @alexmuenster2102
      @alexmuenster2102 4 місяці тому +5

      She should have first called the Hotline in India and gotten instructions on how to do it!

    • @stackels97
      @stackels97 4 місяці тому +3

      @@alexmuenster2102 lol. 'Hello, you've reached Blue Milk Technologies, where can I direct your call?'

    • @scbluesman13
      @scbluesman13 4 місяці тому +2

      No, they absolutely don't.

  • @haleyschreiter9746
    @haleyschreiter9746 4 місяці тому +63

    I crack up every time he shows one of the mop dog clips 😂

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp 4 місяці тому +4

      It was the cat wiggle clip that got me this time.

    • @big_red01027
      @big_red01027 4 місяці тому

      @@DH-xw6jp I enjoyed that one too. I was surprised not to see Shaq afterward, ha ha.

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 4 місяці тому +16

    So nice that an Unknown Planet has rails, carved stone steps, wide dirt paths, and clean freshwater pools.

    • @MrBonified66
      @MrBonified66 4 місяці тому +4

      like the Wookie's planet no one had ever visited that had a convenient bridge

  • @Dracoo123789
    @Dracoo123789 4 місяці тому +139

    It looks like Amandla Stenberg forgot which twin she is playing as in each scene

    • @originalriekko8813
      @originalriekko8813 4 місяці тому +24

      At least she's in good company with the writers.

    • @bethanyh1637
      @bethanyh1637 4 місяці тому +33

      This show has clearly been dissected and reassembled several times. Its safe to assume at least one of her scenes was retooled from the footage of what was suppose to be the other sister.

    • @lynand2967
      @lynand2967 4 місяці тому +6

      I thought the same thing.

    • @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoffIV
      @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoffIV 4 місяці тому

      That's actually true, I think. It's almost like they should've gotten a better actor... and writer... maybe they shouldn't have made this at all lol

    • @Dullahan161
      @Dullahan161 4 місяці тому +4

      It's either that or they rewrote the scenes

  • @johnstuartkeller5244
    @johnstuartkeller5244 4 місяці тому +9

    So Leslie Smeghead put a presented-as innocent girl on a remote tropical island with an overbearing man in a position of power over her.

  • @caldodge
    @caldodge 4 місяці тому +240

    Playing the "text for the blind" is a genius move.

    • @makeyourmark00
      @makeyourmark00 4 місяці тому +20

      Right!? At this point, it would probably be more entertaining with telenovela dialogue dubbed over it. El Acólito: Hermanas Brujas de la Pasión!

    • @ggcmod
      @ggcmod 4 місяці тому

      I would like to know the opinion of blind people when they hear that? obviously it looks like p@rn

    • @Gengh13
      @Gengh13 4 місяці тому

      ​@@makeyourmark00😂

    • @ejsmen1
      @ejsmen1 4 місяці тому +1

      it confirmed its writen for chicks like danika(iq)19

    • @VisiblyPinkUnicorn
      @VisiblyPinkUnicorn 4 місяці тому

      @@makeyourmark00 El Lado Hormonal de la Fuerza.

  • @ericleyton4153
    @ericleyton4153 4 місяці тому +12

    My dad got stationed at Royal Air Force Laconheath when I was seven. Seeing Samantha Fox on page 3 was literally the height of my childhood. She was a goddess.

  • @NotsoBigPapaCraig
    @NotsoBigPapaCraig 4 місяці тому +216

    Do you think the wife actually agreed to dress like Shrek in order to have the most ridiculous light saber as a whip?

    • @Jonas-lj8ul
      @Jonas-lj8ul 4 місяці тому +37

      Do you think it"s a coincidence that she's a member of the canonical Star Wars species that looks like a cucumber?

    • @rashidshadow9325
      @rashidshadow9325 4 місяці тому +19

      @@Jonas-lj8uloh. Cucumber. Lesbians. I…hm. I say no more. 😅

    • @Toliman.
      @Toliman. 4 місяці тому +10

      The quirk is that they had to follow the High Republic books to find someone to borrow. So yes, they picked someone that was close enough to fill the role. It’s a bold choice to take over the most popular character in a very dull book and comic series. Sic.

    • @parapoliticos52
      @parapoliticos52 4 місяці тому +4

      When Kathryn assigned Leslie the Acol. project including the auditioning:
      ''Dear Diary, ..Jackpot!''

    • @This_Is_Something
      @This_Is_Something 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@Toliman.Nobody read those Disney made high republic books.

  • @Harpagio
    @Harpagio 4 місяці тому +7

    26:25 see Osha COULD counter with “Yord also defended me and cleared my name regarding the poisoning. You know, the poison that YOU provided” but the show isn’t actually interested in defending the Jedi, so she just lets that point drop

  • @The13thRonin
    @The13thRonin 4 місяці тому +343

    Disney really have an irrepressible urge to try to present the bad guy as attractive.
    It's pathetic really.
    You're supposed to get over the 'bad boy' phase.
    Just goes to show that Hollywood script writers have severe arrested development.

    • @nolilado5452
      @nolilado5452 4 місяці тому +46

      It's the "being bad is cool" stereotype. They know he's the bad guy, but he looks so attractive so it's ok.
      The "I can fix him" lines or "he looks too sexy to be bad" are the very lines they usually use here.

    • @heavyhebrew
      @heavyhebrew 4 місяці тому

      You are not supposed to have a bad boy phase or be attracted to if you have a strong male role model. The problem is both sexes now mostly lack a strong male role model in their lives so all we get are immature boys thinking dark triad personalities are masculinity and women thinking hypergamy is now feminity. Hollywood gleefully exacerbates the entire slide, greasing the skids so to speak.

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir 4 місяці тому +26

      Mussolini, Stalin and Austrian painter made the mistake of not being hot, misunderstood and of course, having a tragic backstory.

    • @heavyhebrew
      @heavyhebrew 4 місяці тому +11

      @@Lonovavir Wait a second. Mussolini was the definition of edgyboy "Socialism is weak, we need masculine energy, here, have some fascism, its totally not gay, the uniforms are just sharp, okay?"
      Stalin was the epitome of the Pick Me Guy, he did everything to get the attention of Lenin, but he was such a tryhard no one else wanted to be his friend, so he went FullD ark Josef mode and killed everyone in his way after Lenin died. To the point he had Trotsky killed with an axe, in Mexico City.
      And Austrian painter? He is them, literally every single one of them, the frustrated creative mad af at the world who can't see his genius.
      But the Austrian painter came from the German military intelligence tasked with watching German veteran groups, the one he was tasked with was?
      NSDAP.
      Literally German DIA took over a political group and turned it into a force in 20 years because several perverts and communists wouldn't stop.

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater 4 місяці тому +4

      This is what happens when the XX takes over script writing.

  • @rag3geCKo
    @rag3geCKo 4 місяці тому +12

    I have been disenfranchised from StarWars since The Phantom Menace. What Disney has done with StarWars has saddened me. Recently though it's made me angry. The only entertainment I get from it now are these reviews. These are vile, putrid people.

  • @kentlindal5422
    @kentlindal5422 4 місяці тому +222

    Let's be honest, this isn't the first time Amandla woke up somewhere strange and didn't know where she was. It's just that she usually drinks the mystery fluid first.

    • @briandain8432
      @briandain8432 4 місяці тому

      Probably how her dad's Sperm felt!

    • @zacharymcmillan2788
      @zacharymcmillan2788 4 місяці тому +14

      Oh she drank some fluid alright,but there was no mystery about it. 😏

    • @parapoliticos52
      @parapoliticos52 4 місяці тому +12

      She knows exactly where she woke up.
      At Leslie's.

    • @BocajNialCam8454
      @BocajNialCam8454 4 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @KellymatthewBarnes
      @KellymatthewBarnes 4 місяці тому

      Why would a Jedi want to destroy trees 🌳 just to show off?

  • @death265
    @death265 4 місяці тому +15

    Headland is all surface level. That’s as deep as her thought process goes.

  • @lokijarson2201
    @lokijarson2201 4 місяці тому +80

    One of those articles was written by alyssa mercante herself. Gotta love double standards.

    • @originalriekko8813
      @originalriekko8813 4 місяці тому +11

      My source is that I made it the fuck up -Journalists

    • @Pressbutan
      @Pressbutan 4 місяці тому +23

      I noticed that too. Men who objectify women bad, women who objectify men good?

    • @dragonmaster1360
      @dragonmaster1360 4 місяці тому +20

      @Pressbutan
      Welcome to the modern world! Effenism, gynocentrism, and double standards abound!

    • @jasonchislett3282
      @jasonchislett3282 4 місяці тому +4

      Mercunte*

    • @lokijarson2201
      @lokijarson2201 4 місяці тому +3

      @@jasonchislett3282 I typed that, then wondered if my comment would be hidden or seem like spam.

  • @robertdolan791
    @robertdolan791 4 місяці тому +22

    I can’t understand why they are making a series that plays like no one has seen the actual Star Wars movies

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 4 місяці тому +4

      Pretty sure that's actually true for at least part of the production team

  • @Jimmie2429
    @Jimmie2429 4 місяці тому +88

    Nothing says Jedi like Master Squid Game leaving the dead bodies of his entire Jedi squad and their light sabers behind on the jungle planet.

    • @heavyhebrew
      @heavyhebrew 4 місяці тому +25

      And not reporting back a new dark force user has been found

    • @wolfmauler
      @wolfmauler 4 місяці тому +17

      It's so the plot can happen. Can't have a Sith slaughter if there ain't no bodies 😁

    • @heavyhebrew
      @heavyhebrew 4 місяці тому +12

      @@wolfmauler You know, if they did the story by numbers it would be better. Hell, color inside the effing lines and the story would be okay. It's not even coherent. It's like Headlamp got high on her own farts and started writing.

    • @wolfmauler
      @wolfmauler 4 місяці тому

      @@heavyhebrew 💩🤣

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 4 місяці тому +2

      @@wolfmauler Exactly. He _has_ to make dumb decisions so the other Jedi can suspect him.

  • @reidveryan9414
    @reidveryan9414 4 місяці тому +14

    Smylo Ren's true name is Darth Danglybits.

  • @MajorSmurf
    @MajorSmurf 4 місяці тому +44

    What the hell is this show obsessions with Jedi not killing? They have no problems with killing evil people, never have. Hell you don't have to kill just cut their arms off. Obi-wan does it in the bar in Ep4. Mace Windu kills Jango Fett in Ep2. The only thing the Jedi have said is don't kill out of hatred and so on because that can led down a dark path. The Jedi fought and killed the Sith in the past, and it goes against what we see in the prequels of the Jedi order, a mere hundred years in the future. They kill quite a lot more than droids in the clone war shows.

    • @mr.majestic677
      @mr.majestic677 4 місяці тому +8

      Obi Wan loves cutting things off, Darth Maul, the bug in Ep2 and Anakin in Ep3.

    • @Wawaaaaaa825
      @Wawaaaaaa825 4 місяці тому +6

      Because if they did the show would’ve ended at episode 1

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 4 місяці тому +9

      The obsession only exists so Mae can win a fight against them

    • @cattrucker8257
      @cattrucker8257 4 місяці тому +2

      Goes to show that they knew nothing about the source material beyond the surface imagery, and just filled in with whatever they thought would make the plot work (it didn't).

  • @Kendro311
    @Kendro311 4 місяці тому +14

    I understand Disney paid handsomely for the right to be able to call any show they make "Star Wars". But it takes more than a copyright to live up to the actual.

  • @vanheath5382
    @vanheath5382 4 місяці тому +211

    How does 1 guy attacking 8 out in the open, qualify as an ambush?

    • @goufr3540
      @goufr3540 4 місяці тому +19

      Plot armor and a bunch of red shirts.

    • @Sky-xd2nu
      @Sky-xd2nu 4 місяці тому +23

      Perfect gamer excuse to explain losing...
      Smilo Ren attacked them when their network was lagging.

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 4 місяці тому +15

      The same way a fire can burn in space, according to Disneys Star Wars

    • @SirRichfield
      @SirRichfield 4 місяці тому +1

      If the one guy is General Grievous...

    • @The_Friendly_Fire
      @The_Friendly_Fire 4 місяці тому +11

      @@Sky-xd2nu It wasn't lag, my monitor turned off because I got hacked also this is a new controller/mouse and the sun glare was in my eyes and my cat jumped on my keyboard and you're clearly using hax and cheats!
      Also yes lag.

  • @UsurpersAndAssassins
    @UsurpersAndAssassins 4 місяці тому +8

    When I am an old man sitting in chair, my beautiful memories will be the movies and times of the 80s, and these review videos of the modern junk that killed the entertainment industry. This is so much better than anything Hollyweird can turn out. So much better! Thank you Disparu. Thank you for the memories.

  • @sardonically-inclined7645
    @sardonically-inclined7645 4 місяці тому +54

    We appreciate you. This was boring, but you made it fun. Well, as fun as you _can_ make this.

    • @heavyhebrew
      @heavyhebrew 4 місяці тому +5

      He puts more energy into his pissing on their bs, than they ever do in the show.

  • @ryxan6968
    @ryxan6968 4 місяці тому +14

    I just found out that May's actress was Rue in the first Hunger Games movie.
    Wow did she aged bad

    • @cdntitan5056
      @cdntitan5056 4 місяці тому +3

      Oh my god is that why she looks familiar

    • @ryxan6968
      @ryxan6968 4 місяці тому +3

      @@cdntitan5056 yup

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus 4 місяці тому +130

    Fans: "His genitals are made from a material called Dongosis, it's really rare, and it can turn anything it touches into a lightsaber. This doesn't break canon because it was mentioned in this one sentence from this one book."

    • @zacharymcmillan2788
      @zacharymcmillan2788 4 місяці тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👍

    • @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoffIV
      @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoffIV 4 місяці тому

      It was mentioned once, in this one book, that we released afterwards to cover our butts

    • @Monkchelle_Kongbama
      @Monkchelle_Kongbama 4 місяці тому +2

      cortosis is fine as a material
      this is another one of those "drinker learns there are witches in star wars" moments

    • @theelder4797
      @theelder4797 4 місяці тому +19

      Books they declared as no longer canon...unless they need to steal better writing, better ideas, from better writers.

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Monkchelle_Kongbama Nah, it's stupid. So are the witches. I understand that, compared to Disney Star Wars, even the worst of the EU seems like gold, but that doesn't mean much of it isn't pretty shoddy itself.

  • @the_absurd_hero
    @the_absurd_hero 4 місяці тому +12

    The return of Wiggle-Wiggle Cat makes for a better plot twist than anything in Acolye

  • @rhyshilders
    @rhyshilders 4 місяці тому +55

    I haven’t wasted my time watching this rubbish. However, one thing that seems to come through is they kill off characters without any real introduction to those characters, then spend following episodes trying to convince you that you should have cared about their death.

    • @wolfmauler
      @wolfmauler 4 місяці тому +5

      Or not. Doesn't bother Osha any, so why should the audience care? 🤣

    • @rhyshilders
      @rhyshilders 4 місяці тому +4

      @@wolfmauler True, the surrounding characters aren't invested in those deaths, so the audience definitely shouldn't care.

  • @MoviesMusic-sb2dp
    @MoviesMusic-sb2dp 4 місяці тому +7

    It looks like many male actors were uncomfortable showing too much skin unnecessarily, but they were forced to anyway... why does that not surprise me with this director....

  • @MisterRubbertoe
    @MisterRubbertoe 4 місяці тому +248

    It’s frustratingly bad. When did Sol realize it wasn’t Osha with him? Why does he even assume Osha is alive to rescue, given “the enemy” was aboard his ship in her place? Why does he assume Smilo Ren is alive, and that he hasn’t already killed Osha? Why did the beaver not immediately tell Sol? Osha cared for all of those Jedi that Smilo JUST killed - why on earth would she even listen to a word Smilo is saying, let alone get swayed by it. My god, it’s just so, SO bad… and the only people capable of acting are Sol and Smilo’s actors. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @Enterprise1001
      @Enterprise1001 4 місяці тому +31

      Oh yeah and it only get worse when you think about how Sol saids that they need to find Osha. Who he just left on that planet. So why didn’t he just land again and look for her. Where are they going? Why did he jump away somewhere? Like he knows that smilo has her lol

    • @MorsDengse
      @MorsDengse 4 місяці тому +16

      Yeah ... none of it makes sense.

    • @Dog0nWheels
      @Dog0nWheels 4 місяці тому +18

      "Don't ask questions, just consume product"

    • @IOJFJM
      @IOJFJM 4 місяці тому +2

      And the little motorola droid

    • @GamingProspector84
      @GamingProspector84 4 місяці тому +7

      Because these aren’t people they’re just NPCs relaying scripted voice lines. A manga/anime where the mc’s face is covered has more facial expressions than these bots.

  • @KamikazeCommie501
    @KamikazeCommie501 4 місяці тому +16

    That "Cry Wolf" song is so hilariously ironic because it sounds like the most generic, corporate-shilled trash music ever created.

  • @Aurumfae
    @Aurumfae 4 місяці тому +70

    Nice to know the men get forced into costumes and have to take it, but God forbid a woman has to do anything uncomfortable... "fair is fair", or something

    • @Darkstar-se6wc
      @Darkstar-se6wc 4 місяці тому

      I’m pretty sure he wanted more arm reveal, not less, after he’d done the work to get that buff. He wanted to stomp his geeky looking Asian dude character from The Good Place image into the ground and I think he’s succeeded.

    • @PersephoneVariety
      @PersephoneVariety 4 місяці тому

      ​​@@Darkstar-se6wc i thought his geeky character in good place was also kinda jacked tho. If you notice its basically the same costume just different colors

  • @avalineriley6809
    @avalineriley6809 4 місяці тому +12

    I think Lesley is letting her old bosses intrusive thoughts out.
    This is the episode that screams "the showrunner worked for Harvey Weinstein"

    • @kaykutcher2103
      @kaykutcher2103 4 місяці тому +1

      What's more disturbing is that Osha is clearly in to Smilo. It's as if Headland is trying to justify you know who. Creepy doesn't even cut it.

  • @kenwarren9450
    @kenwarren9450 4 місяці тому +128

    That Jacinto guy could have been a really cool villain in a show that wasn't totally incompetent.

    • @giveandtake8428
      @giveandtake8428 4 місяці тому +30

      The show should have been about him and Sol.

    • @latetotheparty7551
      @latetotheparty7551 4 місяці тому +26

      He is pretty good and he is wasted in this. That being said I hope he'll get noticed.

    • @boletop6204
      @boletop6204 4 місяці тому +10

      @@latetotheparty7551 true.. if you just remove the twins and all their screentime, the show would instantly become 3x better .. smilo ren actor really can act on more levels and hes even better than sol if u ask me .. and as a villain he seems actually competent and cool.. khmm khmm looking at you thrawn

    • @Ψυχήμίασμα
      @Ψυχήμίασμα 4 місяці тому +5

      Yes. Completely wasted. Same with Sol and X-23. Same with Carrie Ann Moss who in my view completely got shafted for agreeing to do this for 4 minutes screentime. Show should have been just about these four people, with a male lead, either Sol or Darth Bortles.

    • @latetotheparty7551
      @latetotheparty7551 4 місяці тому +2

      @@boletop6204 You know it's bad when removing the main character would immediately make the show better. 🤣

  • @makcity7850
    @makcity7850 4 місяці тому +8

    I can't believe Sol hugged Mea without even asking for permission!
    You would think a LGBTQ+ activist writer would know about boundaries and unwelcomed physical contact, although she was Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant so maybe not.

  • @PhotriusPyrelus
    @PhotriusPyrelus 4 місяці тому +66

    "His strength in the force is very powerful." That line is truly terrible. Like 5th grade terrible.

    • @BoopaKing
      @BoopaKing 4 місяці тому +8

      "The force is strong with him" "He is strong in the force" I'm sure there are other iconic ways of saying a character is a powerful force user. Why do they keep swaying away from the easy hits?

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 4 місяці тому +3

      "Strong in the force, this one is."
      You can make something that sounds more melodious than what they managed while using Miltonic inversion (aka Yoda-speak). Bots, OTOH, don't understand euphony.

    • @alexmuenster2102
      @alexmuenster2102 4 місяці тому +3

      >>"His strength in the force is very powerful."

  • @wedgeantilles8575
    @wedgeantilles8575 4 місяці тому +4

    04:30 - that reminds me of a scene in "The Gamers" movies. (The first one IIRC)
    "Aren't you forgetting something?"
    "Like what?"
    "Like your characters terryfying fear of water?"
    "Oh yeah, right - AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

  • @sirrogerjalbert
    @sirrogerjalbert 4 місяці тому +52

    Fun fact: the jedi temple on coruscant was built on top of a font of dark side energy like the cave on dagobah. I'm pretty sure it was part of the trials to become a jedi to show resistance to the dark side.

    • @mikecvanarts
      @mikecvanarts 4 місяці тому +8

      Interesting, I thought it was the reason Sidious easily clouded their vision, but no, honestly that makes sense, man, i wish Disney would actually use the material they own. It'd be neat to see a padawan take the trials underneath the temple and confront whatever they have to confront.

    • @derokdeathaxe6984
      @derokdeathaxe6984 4 місяці тому +3

      @@mikecvanarts it's also why Vader claimed Mustafar as his property once Sidious decided to grant him a reward for being a good sith(he did something in the books/comics, plus the stuff in the prequels)

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 місяці тому +2

      Sith Bait as well
      They would love to access a Dark Side font, wouldn't they??

  • @bradwolf07
    @bradwolf07 4 місяці тому +10

    So to the activist Amandla and Leslye Headland former Personal Assistant to Harvey Weinstein, the perfect "man" is a robot they can kill and erase his personality by pressing 2 buttons? Hmmm

  • @horbgorbeson
    @horbgorbeson 4 місяці тому +185

    Her wife is the most bland character in the show. She’s supposed to be the head Jedi and nobody gives a fuck.

    • @horbgorbeson
      @horbgorbeson 4 місяці тому +22

      @@ericfinley220 the makeup and the personality are cringe

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 4 місяці тому

      @@ericfinley220
      I can’t look at her without thinking of that cringe ass video where she’s flapping like a bird in a mating dance

    • @marychocolatefairy
      @marychocolatefairy 4 місяці тому +26

      Oh is she a leader? I thought she was a random Jedi that just happened to be Sol's friend, lol. But no surprise, she really is one of the worst actors in the show, from the clips shown.

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 4 місяці тому +6

      She's right up there with Star Trek fan episode acting 🙄

    • @LiterallyAWesternHognose
      @LiterallyAWesternHognose 4 місяці тому +3

      ​​@@ericfinley220Sad thing is there is a actual Jedi named Nepo-Balava...Or something awfully close.

  • @MrBongJovi
    @MrBongJovi 4 місяці тому +7

    Ok, you got me .. "under balls" made me bust out laughing while at work 🤣

  • @sethkaicer319
    @sethkaicer319 4 місяці тому +80

    Leslie and KK found the seventh circle of hell and made it square😅

  • @addermoth
    @addermoth 4 місяці тому +6

    "That man corrupted your...." - Wow what a self insert from Harvey's fav personal assistant. I feel sympathy for you now Les

  • @darrellborder8555
    @darrellborder8555 4 місяці тому +91

    As I’m sitting here rewatching an old 80’s movie…I realize how far gone today’s makings are dismal. No real story…no real characters…no need to exist.

    • @DocMicrowave
      @DocMicrowave 4 місяці тому +2

      A lot of iconic and memorable movies from that time!

    • @temptempy1360
      @temptempy1360 4 місяці тому +6

      Chick flick. Self wallowing self generated drama

    • @nexus_of_a_crisis
      @nexus_of_a_crisis 4 місяці тому +5

      I just found out Hollywood is remaking 'Logan's Run', and remember what they did to 'Rollerball'.

    • @DocMicrowave
      @DocMicrowave 4 місяці тому +1

      @@nexus_of_a_crisis Oh nooo!
      Hollywood truly is out of ideas.

  • @kytoaltoky
    @kytoaltoky 4 місяці тому +1

    I hadn't noticed the 'pull ring' on the bottom of Lord Bareass's saber! I guess a tool that dangerous needs a manual method for 'retrieval' for when it gets stuck

  • @billbillinger2117
    @billbillinger2117 4 місяці тому +57

    That Disney narration was glorious, like a bad AI reading a worse romance novel.

    • @quercusquercus532
      @quercusquercus532 4 місяці тому

      I'm old enough to remember when you'd want a good piece of written erotica to occupy your time, while you waited for Karen McDougal to de-pixelate.

  • @DensilGrant
    @DensilGrant 4 місяці тому +3

    Notice her hands can't even go around the light Saber looks like they forgot that part. How can she be a "force" to be reckoned with when she can't weild the weapon properly...Teen Titan baby hands Amanda.

  • @silastipton9982
    @silastipton9982 4 місяці тому +48

    I wonder how disney is going to justify why Sol never sensed that Occupational Health and Safety Administration was Mae the whole time

    • @tlrlml
      @tlrlml 4 місяці тому +1

      By ignoring the possibility, or necessity, of justifying it.

    • @feathercat9118
      @feathercat9118 4 місяці тому +2

      He forgot, he only uses his braincells when the plot requires it.

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 4 місяці тому +2

      The ability to sense things with the Force, which is one of the most foundational powers of the Force, only pops up occasionally, when they feel like it.

    • @MrBonified66
      @MrBonified66 4 місяці тому +2

      @@billjacobs521 or indeed to see a huge dartboard tattoo on someone's forehead.

  • @MarcoshijodeJesus
    @MarcoshijodeJesus 4 місяці тому +9

    18:24 “No be sorry mate. Be better. Be a man” Disparu 2024

  • @dlewis9760
    @dlewis9760 4 місяці тому +63

    "It's a kid show!!!" Say it as she looks at his lethal weapon.

    • @redram6080
      @redram6080 4 місяці тому

      Nothing strange here just a girl staring at a naked man's "flesh saber" in a "kids show".

    • @CD-Gaming
      @CD-Gaming 4 місяці тому +4

      Nostalgia Critic: "A family show!"
      Me: "You know? Stat Wars, a kid's show!"

    • @jaymeU2
      @jaymeU2 4 місяці тому +5

      I commented that on FB and one of the shills was like, thankfully it's not for kids anymore. Our world is fkin doomed

    • @JaggedToys
      @JaggedToys 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@jaymeU2SW should make you feel like a kid at heart, while providing some excitement, laughs and dread. These Disney shows treat us like "children". There is a difference.

  • @20TonChop
    @20TonChop 4 місяці тому +2

    The fact that you can see where the green makeup stops on her neck really shows just how much they do not care about what they are doing here. 36:35

  • @Top33-r1z
    @Top33-r1z 4 місяці тому +31

    Dude, your riffing on that skinny dipping scene was pure gold!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @parapendejadas4913
    @parapendejadas4913 4 місяці тому +2

    Ep. 1: someone gets knocked down....
    Ep. 2: someone gets knocked down....
    Ep. 3: someone gets knocked down....
    Ep. 4: someone gets knocked down....
    Ep. 5: someone gets knocked down....
    Ep. 6: someone gets knocked down....
    Ep. 7: someone gets knocked down....
    Ep. 8: someone gets knocked down again...
    Amazing work Lesbi Headlamp 🙌🙌😏😏

  • @TJCID22
    @TJCID22 4 місяці тому +42

    Why is the ship having all these issues? It wasn't attacked, they didn't have a dogfight in space, no saboteurs, and it was working just fine on their way to the planet. What happened in that 1 day that effed it up so much?

    • @wolfmauler
      @wolfmauler 4 місяці тому +10

      Filler. And they needed something that Thing #1 could do, to try to pass herself off as Thing #2, even though she was discovered moments later

    • @the_absurd_hero
      @the_absurd_hero 4 місяці тому +14

      Because the writers aren't very good at writing

    • @TJCID22
      @TJCID22 4 місяці тому

      @@the_absurd_hero Ugh, that's your answer to everything. I'm not saying it's wrong but still...

    • @NRES-ted
      @NRES-ted 4 місяці тому +13

      @@TJCID22 Please allow me to phrase it another way: Why does anything happen in The Acolyte? I would ask the writers, but I doubt they would even have the answers. Nothing in the show is properly set up, merited, or consistent within itself (never mind canon). It’s one of the reasons why all the choppy, brief, bulimic D+ series and episodes are so troublesome (besides the terrible writing), there’s simply never enough time to develop the boring characters, thin plots, ships that suddenly stop working, or even let dramatic scenes breathe properly. It’s just “and then this happened, and then that, and then this… girl power! The end. Thanks for watching, bi*ots!”

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 4 місяці тому +3

      @@NRES-ted Everything happens because the Force wills it. By which I mean the script.

  • @mewre2062
    @mewre2062 4 місяці тому +11

    leslie is a closeted heterosexual

    • @kathyflorcruz552
      @kathyflorcruz552 2 місяці тому

      The majority of the stained rainbow cult are faking it.

  • @Icedxylophone
    @Icedxylophone 4 місяці тому +7

    How much did they pay to get this made? No tested writer, actor, or producer, I'm not sure how anyone would enjoy the show.

  • @srhmidwest2580
    @srhmidwest2580 4 місяці тому +44

    That Disney+ audio description lol

  • @paularized1
    @paularized1 4 місяці тому +3

    16:03 She actually thinking “wow, that water must be really cold”.

  • @mikesemenko4944
    @mikesemenko4944 4 місяці тому +67

    Don't forget it was Harry Weinstein's assistant that wrote this swill

    • @parapoliticos52
      @parapoliticos52 4 місяці тому +8

      And auditioned all the leads. Thoroughly. taught by the best.

    • @kaykutcher2103
      @kaykutcher2103 4 місяці тому

      I genuinely wonder what the victims have to say about her especially now that she's paraded around as a beacon of feminism.

  • @johnmoorefilm
    @johnmoorefilm 4 місяці тому +3

    I genuinely think Headland’s “inspiration “ was daytime soap…they share that “every line is a PROCLAMATION!” style….lots of “nasal breathing = drama” ….Good Lord it is terribly poor.

  • @DelaV3
    @DelaV3 4 місяці тому +94

    The slave doesn’t dream of being free, they dream of being the master.
    Women get a small amount of power and just do the things they complain about but with the sexes reversed.

    • @wolfmauler
      @wolfmauler 4 місяці тому +10

      While men push women out of their real life spaces, the most powerful women confine themselves to pushing men out of Star Wars 🤔

    • @eddiebendigo7317
      @eddiebendigo7317 4 місяці тому

      ​@@wolfmauler I found the feminazi clown, everyone! 😂😂😂😂

    • @AdonanS
      @AdonanS 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@wolfmauler What are you talking about? What spaces are men pushing women out of?

    • @jarodgibson
      @jarodgibson 4 місяці тому +6

      @@AdonanS sports and now beauty pageants :)

    • @leonnunhofer3453
      @leonnunhofer3453 4 місяці тому

      They want revenge for "oppression", that never happened the way they claim. F.e. in the US and also here in Germany, most women didn't want the right to vote, because it meant responsibility, and it was more like 1 vote per family, not per man.
      Also I know, in a lot of US states the right to vote depended on, if you own property, a house or an apartment. If not, even as man, you couldn't vote. If you owned something, you could vote as women. It wasn't everywhere, but still.
      It's ridiculous, how feminists cry about something 100+ years ago, and how they lie, because f.e. here in Germany, we had an emperor until 1918, and women got the right to vote together with the men at 1918 after WW1.
      In most places, it's not like men had the right to vote for hundreds of years, and women got it far later. In most places, just a privileged class had the right to vote, and a general right to vote followed just a few years after this class got the right to vote.
      Same with drivers licences: The car was invented in the 19th century, in most places, you didn't need a drivers licence to drive it. Just when cars became more common, it was required. And women got the right to get one just a few years after it became law, that you need a licence to drive a car.
      With bank accounts: Most people didn't have bank accounts until the 20th century. Something like that was for the rich, and they weren't rich enough and had their money somewhere at home. The whole idea of saving money in bank accounts, paying things with that, is a 20th century thing, most people didn't have one, and women got the right to get one shortly after it became popular.
      It's the same with nearly everything, they complain about: It was exclusive, just for a few people. Then it became popular, and just a few years later, women got the right to do or have it.
      So they want revenge, and if you listen to feminists, you would assume, it's about centuries of oppression, while, in reality, it's a few years of not having equal rights. And it's a long time ago 🤷‍♂️

  • @G.D.Traveller
    @G.D.Traveller 4 місяці тому +4

    All the time in that forest I was expecting a small blue box to suddenly turn up half hidden somewhere in the background...

    • @alexmuenster2102
      @alexmuenster2102 4 місяці тому

      >>expecting a small blue box to suddenly turn up

    • @imt952
      @imt952 День тому

      Oh no not Doctor Who.

  • @TheStacanova
    @TheStacanova 4 місяці тому +22

    How does/can Sol know that OSHA is with the Sith guy?
    Mae left her on the planet & they can’t know Sith guy survived the giant Moths.

    • @bethanyh1637
      @bethanyh1637 4 місяці тому +6

      Details? meh...

    • @Likexner
      @Likexner 4 місяці тому +1

      Hey, logic is sexist!!

  • @rkisf90
    @rkisf90 4 місяці тому +2

    Amandla Stanberg’s face does not change. It’s actually unbelievable. Headland must’ve fancied her to give her this job.

  • @RBL13
    @RBL13 4 місяці тому +35

    How did they even get the robot back? Didn't last we saw it, it was put on Smilo's back as a light to attract the bug things in the forest?

    • @MajorSmurf
      @MajorSmurf 4 місяці тому +12

      Beaver sidekick somehow found it on the ground during the last part of Ep5. How? Don't know? Why was beaver there? Don't know? Why would he pick it? Don't know? Beaver is just a plot contrivance like the rest of the show.

    • @kingagrabowska9366
      @kingagrabowska9366 4 місяці тому +1

      The rat they used to find the wookie picked it up.

    • @Redactstrength
      @Redactstrength 4 місяці тому

      🤫

    • @RBL13
      @RBL13 4 місяці тому

      @@MajorSmurf ah thanks. No one mentioned it so I was confused. Also how convenient.🙄

  • @Rayrard
    @Rayrard 4 місяці тому +7

    They cover up the women from head to toe, but don't hesitate to have a ripped dude on the screen dripping with water. Yay double standards!

    • @MrBonified66
      @MrBonified66 4 місяці тому

      Don't forget that Cumberbatch had to work out for 3 months for a completely unnecessary 3 second sitting up in bed topless scene.. whereas Natalie Portman was literally female Thor but said "nah, not doing that" so they CGI'd her biceps.

  • @obi_wanshinobi
    @obi_wanshinobi 4 місяці тому +24

    I wonder how much all this recent praise and insistence that the acolyte is good has to do with Disney’s stock price falling 4% in the last week.

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 4 місяці тому

      The only thing more powerful than Cortosis is Copium.

  • @BertiBIM-hf8wx
    @BertiBIM-hf8wx 4 місяці тому +4

    I'm still waiting for the moment when their progressive "creative writing" brains decided that it would be a good idea for Shrek's wife to wield a lightsaber whip and probably plan to use it to force the twins to pick cortosis from the cortosis fields.

  • @duncanpaton7344
    @duncanpaton7344 4 місяці тому +21

    I will never watch Disney Star Wars especially the acolyte, but I really do look forward to a Wednesday, when my favourite critics come out to “discuss” / “shit on” lol, the acolyte!
    I want to thank the Critical Drinker, AZ, Gary, RK, Geeks & Gamers, drunk3po, Star Wars theory, Disparu, Chad, Jeremy Jahns and many more for their services and putting themselves through this sludge to come out the other side and give us actual entertainment worth watching!

    • @nexus_of_a_crisis
      @nexus_of_a_crisis 4 місяці тому +1

      'Echo Chamber' and ''Itsagundam' are also top tier.

  • @ViolentMessiah666
    @ViolentMessiah666 4 місяці тому +3

    Did they seriously have her cut that damn mop with a lightsaber? What the hell are we even doing here? 🤦‍♂️

  • @RREvilMonk
    @RREvilMonk 4 місяці тому +19

    The “Cotton-Eyed Mop” gag was inspired!😂

  • @halfspickandspan4421
    @halfspickandspan4421 4 місяці тому +2

    She literally followed frozen. One sister has power, one doesn't.
    The powerless sister falls for the bad guy.
    Let me guess, her love for her sister is going to save the misunderstood powerful sister.

  • @-Ryu
    @-Ryu 4 місяці тому +32

    I had no idea Star Wars was in its "Emo Bad Boy" phase.

    • @Pressbutan
      @Pressbutan 4 місяці тому +9

      Kylo wasn’t a clue?

    • @jtowensbyiii6018
      @jtowensbyiii6018 4 місяці тому +9

      ​@Pressbutan even kylo wasn't this bad 😂

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 4 місяці тому +2

      Star Wars isn't. The writer's room of the Lucasfilm Story Group is.

  • @jordanarellano8058
    @jordanarellano8058 4 місяці тому +2

    Light whips are legends canon, but they were received poorly then too

  • @WhiskyCardinalWes
    @WhiskyCardinalWes 4 місяці тому +13

    LOL, Grace Randolf likes it! I don't think that is such of the ringing endorsement that Disney wants us to have...

  • @LRTrack
    @LRTrack 4 місяці тому +3

    We now know that Leslye Headlund is into S&M/B&D. That Jedi Force Whip is Snappy!

    • @craigcarroll3303
      @craigcarroll3303 4 місяці тому +1

      I wish they'd leave their sex toys at home, lol.

  • @SerpentineDeity
    @SerpentineDeity 4 місяці тому +28

    I had never seen someone try so hard to have an expression and that in itself looks like a new expression...

  • @GoblinKnightLeo
    @GoblinKnightLeo 4 місяці тому +4

    The bit with the bodies is so awful I'd be offended if I still cared about Disney SW.
    If they're so insistent on making the Jedi into cops, they should remember _cops care when other cops are murdered._ They care *a lot.*