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  • Star Wars : The Acolyte Ep 5 REACTION & REVIEW | Darth Twinkus The Lame | Disney Star Wars on Disney Plus | Disney+
    Disney Star Wars The Acolyte continues on its downward spiral of bad writing and bad production value even with its enormous $180 million budget.
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  • @ValliantRenegade
    @ValliantRenegade  3 місяці тому +9

    🚨🚨LIKE! SUBSCRIBE! SHARE! COMMENT BELOW!!🚨🚨

  • @crazyfingers619
    @crazyfingers619 3 місяці тому +330

    "there's no mystery anywhere in this show." Oh that's not true, Vailent, the real mystery is how these weirdos got total control of Star Wars.

  • @SkywalkerOne1977
    @SkywalkerOne1977 3 місяці тому +82

    LITERALLY ANY JEDI WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL THAT'S NOT THE SAME PERSON. THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BEYOND STUPID. So it really IS true that the writers never saw Star Wars.

    • @terramatela6351
      @terramatela6351 3 місяці тому +10

      Amandla was perfect for the role because she has the flexibility of a wood block, so no one could tell the difference if she had a twin sister.

    • @gslang3489
      @gslang3489 3 місяці тому +14

      Not to mention Mae had a tattoo on her forehead.

    • @SkywalkerOne1977
      @SkywalkerOne1977 3 місяці тому

      @@terramatela6351 XD

    • @Starganderfish
      @Starganderfish 3 місяці тому +1

      I'm pretty sure Sol knows exactly who it is. He played the pronoun game-
      "Where is she?... your sister."
      He didn't say "Where's May", he explicitly says your sister and kind of gives her a funny look. Then just says "lets go back to the ship." Definitely felt like he saw through the ruse and is just using the chance to get her on the ship to subdue her. If they were truly trying to make it a mystery, they wouldn't have shown us the hair cutting thing,.
      NOt really enjoying the show much at all up to this point, but I do have to say, I was kind of bummed the Padawan with the horns died - she was the most interesting character in the show so far, and seemed like the most talented combatant, for all that she's a 14 year old girl... She certainly gave a better showing than the rest of the Jedi squad!

    • @DetectiveBarricade
      @DetectiveBarricade 3 місяці тому

      That's a requirement for any major Disney IP these days. Know literally nothing about it, possibly have total contempt for it yet be able to spout the "I've been a long time fan" PR BS with a straight face.
      Oh, and be as far from a straight white male with Christian/conservative values as humanly possible. The farther the better. Can't forget that.

  • @durchhalter
    @durchhalter 3 місяці тому +66

    21:50 Yeah, let's trick the empathic/telepathic warrior priests, who teach "don't trust your eyes, they'll deceive you" to their younglings, by switching the twins, who look the same but have completely different mindsets.
    God, they turned the Jedi into a bunch of weak and incompetent morons.

    • @ValliantRenegade
      @ValliantRenegade  3 місяці тому +21

      This show is so stupid

    • @DoodsUnited
      @DoodsUnited 3 місяці тому +8

      Didn't one of them have a forehead tattoo that the other didn't have?
      Just force push those bangs out of her face, dood, it can't be that hard.

    • @LibraAllWoman
      @LibraAllWoman 3 місяці тому

      ​@@ValliantRenegade😁😄

    • @yurikendal4868
      @yurikendal4868 3 місяці тому

      Mae and osha are very different people. I dont get sauls imbelicity

    • @markstevenson5917
      @markstevenson5917 3 місяці тому +1

      So, with this supposedly occuring 100 years before episode 1, did Yoda watch this fiasco and say reform our education we must?

  • @janmonroe2717
    @janmonroe2717 3 місяці тому +162

    Dear Disney...if you would like us to stop mocking your show, then stop showing it. Poorly written, uneven acting and plot holes so big we can drive a semi thru them showes do not earn respect or money. If you are going to have twins, at least have different hairstyles and clothing. No one will buy the toys which is where the money is.

    • @dixieflatline1189
      @dixieflatline1189 3 місяці тому +6

      Dude, budgets spiralled so bad they had to save money on hair & makeup.

    • @johnemmert9012
      @johnemmert9012 3 місяці тому +2

      Plot holes we can drive an Impstar Deuce through.

    • @halojames7778
      @halojames7778 3 місяці тому

      😂😂

  • @ToaEnemis
    @ToaEnemis 3 місяці тому +73

    The mystery is "where did all the money spent on this show go?"

    • @Ali-7676
      @Ali-7676 3 місяці тому +6

      Paying off "critics" and 'journalists" to write favorable reviews.

    • @ryanmathison3608
      @ryanmathison3608 3 місяці тому +1

      Plus all the rewriting scripts and reshoots.

    • @sashmiel6566
      @sashmiel6566 3 місяці тому

      The girlfriend

    • @pogan1983
      @pogan1983 3 місяці тому +1

      Shakira would say: Laundry service. Hips don't lie.

    • @TheImapotato
      @TheImapotato 3 місяці тому +3

      Always look at the 'Producer' credits. They also money launder via South Korean SFX companies

  • @TurtleTrackin
    @TurtleTrackin 3 місяці тому +61

    If I were a Disney stockholder, I think I'd want a third party audit of how the money in Lucasfilm is being spent.

    • @garvindreis
      @garvindreis 3 місяці тому

      A Disney picked 3rd party, right? That's how it always goes.

    • @AlbertusMagnus_44
      @AlbertusMagnus_44 3 місяці тому +1

      Don’t forget, the Disney Shareholders voted for this. And yes, they knew exactly what they were voting for. It is likely that no matter how much money Disney loses, the Shareholders will vote for these people or their designated heirs apparent the next time as well.

    • @rageagaintstheNWO
      @rageagaintstheNWO 3 місяці тому +1

      @@AlbertusMagnus_44 Don't worry, Blackrock and Vanguard will bail them out, nothing matters but the message.

    • @DetectiveBarricade
      @DetectiveBarricade 3 місяці тому

      If Dang It Two Showers Bob Iger gave even half a damn about return on investment for the shareholders, Kathleen Kennedy and her Lucasfilm Story Group would've been thrown out on their asses long before this travesty.

  • @TrU-STaR--31
    @TrU-STaR--31 3 місяці тому +58

    The Jedi took out the witches during the fire. They will make jedis look like bad guys, so tonight was justified. It's so obvious.

    • @ValliantRenegade
      @ValliantRenegade  3 місяці тому +9

      Whole other problem

    • @gokaury
      @gokaury 3 місяці тому +11

      If this turns out to be true, then Imitation Qui Gon should have just offed Discount Ezra Miller instead of basically letting him go. This show...

    • @jmgonzalez4
      @jmgonzalez4 3 місяці тому

      But then what connection is there between Qimir and the Coven? Why should Qimir be the one that brings justice for the death of the witches?

    • @davfree9732
      @davfree9732 3 місяці тому +1

      @@ValliantRenegade I think the Witches pulled a Jake Skywalker and Threaded to close to the sun. But don't feel bad, they died doing what they loved. Not fighting what they hated.

  • @Mytro8533
    @Mytro8533 3 місяці тому +53

    10 dead jedi.. barely an inconvenience. Thats tight!

    • @saundyuk
      @saundyuk 3 місяці тому +5

      Headland needs you to get right off her back on that one.

    • @DoodsUnited
      @DoodsUnited 3 місяці тому +2

      Oh wowwowwow ..... wow!

    • @dearcastiel4667
      @dearcastiel4667 3 місяці тому +4

      Mundi to Yoda: "so we just sent these 10 jedi to a forest with the wookie to do...something, and we're not expecting to have contact with them for the next few dacades, don't worry."
      Yoda: "retarded what you say is, but believe you I will somehow".

    • @Kasperring
      @Kasperring 3 місяці тому +1

      I see what you did there - And approve :)

    • @craigjacks588
      @craigjacks588 3 місяці тому

      And I think they just left their corpses on that planet too. "Goodbye, everyone. You are now one with the Force. Have fun being ghosts while bugs lay eggs in your dead bodies and feast on your flesh as you rot away." Sol is being surprisingly ruthless here.

  • @7harrylime
    @7harrylime 3 місяці тому +122

    The Jedi: “Oh no - we suck again.”

    • @vespenegas261
      @vespenegas261 3 місяці тому +2

      And they are all dead now. Huray!

    • @makeyourmark00
      @makeyourmark00 3 місяці тому +3

      Yeah. The inconsistencies in all of the character's skills is ridiculous until you consider it's done to enable the bad plot, poor writing and worse story telling.

  • @mfc1984
    @mfc1984 3 місяці тому +48

    The Jedi don't even know the Wookie is Dead... Lol
    Discount Ezra Miller cut off Mae's cuffs in order to kill her..Lol

    • @ValliantRenegade
      @ValliantRenegade  3 місяці тому +10

      Thats a great point. They never entered the house! Did they?!

    • @joshuastoughton1693
      @joshuastoughton1693 3 місяці тому +5

      Ezra Miller made severeal attempts to slay Mae, he did multiple finishing blows, however despite trying to end her life many times during the fight, he then healed who he thought was mae at the end of the fight. Why? Also, as force users, they should be able to sense and identify each other to some extent, so he should realize mae isnt mae. I have had a few friends who were twins (I live in houston, and my school had 5k people), and even I can distinguish twins from one another with cursory knowledge, let alone having the force.

    • @franckoliver1899
      @franckoliver1899 3 місяці тому +3

      @@joshuastoughton1693 Mae has mark (spirale motif) on her forehead that she got after completed the witch ceremony. That's how Master Indara recognized Mae.

    • @RoboticPope
      @RoboticPope 3 місяці тому

      When the wookiee originally had a fight scene, presumably it was outside and the jedi saw him dead when they arrived.

    • @Jeremy-zw8ur
      @Jeremy-zw8ur 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@franckoliver1899 I thought the same thing. She cut her hair and that's supposed to mask her identity? Better hope no wind blows

  • @willmorris1429
    @willmorris1429 3 місяці тому +22

    The helmet/mind reading thing is pulled straight from X Men First Class.
    We now have Darth Magneto

  • @darthzero4623
    @darthzero4623 3 місяці тому +47

    5:41 That’s right Valliant, Disney owns Marvel so they’re using a version of Magneto’s helmet to block out any magical mind reading in this uncannon universe lol… smh

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 3 місяці тому

      Horus from 40k also had a psychic hood, a favor from the Emperor, who thought he could trust him.

  • @DaMaster012
    @DaMaster012 3 місяці тому +42

    Oh, I'm looking forward to the Critical Drinker, EFAP, and Little Platoon episodes for this one...

  • @kimrasmussen7188
    @kimrasmussen7188 3 місяці тому +18

    the biggest mystery in this show is : where did the rest of the money go...

  • @CC-dw9ch
    @CC-dw9ch 3 місяці тому +77

    KK's Star Wars is just a sit-com...."Filmed in front of a live studio audience"....25 mins? wtf? Where are the auditors to find the missing money? Someone is stealing! LOL

    • @ValliantRenegade
      @ValliantRenegade  3 місяці тому +14

      Disney Star Wars is a joke

    • @KhairulFadzlyAKarim
      @KhairulFadzlyAKarim 3 місяці тому +3

      Maybe the rumors of Hedland been told to come an answer some questions at Disney is true. They are also looking at where the money went.

    • @PromptCriticalJello
      @PromptCriticalJello 3 місяці тому +3

      @@ValliantRenegade No. Jokes are funny. Even incredibly cringy dad jokes are funny.

    • @Peterski
      @Peterski 3 місяці тому +1

      you missed an "h" there... it's a shit-com

  • @kimrasmussen7188
    @kimrasmussen7188 3 місяці тому +25

    "she was a child"...why did you bring her here then?

    • @ValliantRenegade
      @ValliantRenegade  3 місяці тому +12

      Kinda common sense huh????

    • @kimrasmussen7188
      @kimrasmussen7188 3 місяці тому +3

      @@ValliantRenegade she was prolly the best fighter they had. that fight scene actually looked cool

    • @davemeads859
      @davemeads859 3 місяці тому

      ​@@kimrasmussen7188She had him when she fired up the second lightsaber while both Sabers were locked but instead of just running him through she pulled a face and waited for him to be ready

    • @yankee1376
      @yankee1376 3 місяці тому

      Even the Marines won't take you under 18.

  • @Mark-ip2wy
    @Mark-ip2wy 3 місяці тому +29

    Seems headland is $150 million richer $30 million spent on the show.

    • @EricBinford
      @EricBinford 3 місяці тому

      Exactly

    • @ShowLSWH
      @ShowLSWH 3 місяці тому

      Those DEI consultant fees definitely ate up at least half that 180 million

  • @Jonathonconroy
    @Jonathonconroy 3 місяці тому +28

    Oh, this suck's beyond all sucks. This is CW trash fire and then some. Just think 180mil for this show. Show me the money Disney.

  • @cormoran2303
    @cormoran2303 3 місяці тому +19

    This somehow managed to be the most incoherent episode yet.

  • @SithScorp
    @SithScorp 3 місяці тому +58

    THAT IS NOT HOW LIGHTSABERS WORK!!! HE BROKE THE BLADES ON 2 SABERS WITH HIS GAUNTLET AND HELMET!!!
    WTF!!!
    He hit the ENERGY blade and they SHATTERED!!! WTF!!!
    These people know NOTHING about Star Wars and it shows!!!
    FIRE THEM ALL!!!

    • @ValliantRenegade
      @ValliantRenegade  3 місяці тому +16

      Some bullcrap from Disney comics

    • @lordqwertythepyromancer3458
      @lordqwertythepyromancer3458 3 місяці тому +18

      It's literally a material in the Star Wars Canon that has the ability to short-circuit lightsabers and is used on various pieces of equipment to protect people from Jedi and Sith attacks. Name is Cortosis

    • @lordqwertythepyromancer3458
      @lordqwertythepyromancer3458 3 місяці тому +5

      Not exactly Niche information either. And I hope it didn't come out rude when I typed the message , I just suck at wording

    • @SithScorp
      @SithScorp 3 місяці тому +4

      @@lordqwertythepyromancer3458 I know what cortosis is and that is not how it works. Cortosis was used in several games back in the 1990-2000s.

    • @lordqwertythepyromancer3458
      @lordqwertythepyromancer3458 3 місяці тому

      ​@SithScorp
      Oh? Mind giving me an explanation then, im genuinely curious

  • @MeltonECartes
    @MeltonECartes 3 місяці тому +15

    George Lucas knows the importance of THEME in a script or saga. His films are driven by theme and each character, appropriately so, is a reflection of that theme from a different perspective.
    The Disney "writers" have ZERO concept of theme. That's why they have to use so much FILLER because they literally don't know where they're going or why they're going there...
    Question: How many scripts has Leslye Headland written and entered in screenwriting contests prior to being Executive Assistant and then "show creator?" Because even one attempt at such would have taught her so much...

    • @Darkstar-se6wc
      @Darkstar-se6wc 3 місяці тому +3

      Screw Lucas. He endorsed this crap when he backed Iger in the proxy fight. “Making magic isn’t for amateurs,” indeed George. Enjoy!

  • @greyw3aver
    @greyw3aver 3 місяці тому +37

    "but the Jedi like you might call me.. Sith."
    Not an episode goes by without breaking canon.

  • @angellohector
    @angellohector 3 місяці тому +7

    "They're attracted to light!"
    "Phew, thank Goddess not lightsabers!"

  • @vancemah8407
    @vancemah8407 3 місяці тому +8

    This episode left me with many "Why?s" How?s" "WTF?s(not in a good way)" than any other show I've seen. The only thing I can praise this show for is how Stenberg has kept the same expression across two different characters spanning the 5 episodes so far.

  • @tyrannozilla
    @tyrannozilla 3 місяці тому +42

    Freddie Mercury would've been much more intimidating as a Sith Lord compared to the Liu Kang reject from this episode.

    • @celiand2618
      @celiand2618 3 місяці тому +1

      You don't know that, the Sith has not sung yet.
      Please... Don't have him sing. Please.

    • @tyrannozilla
      @tyrannozilla 3 місяці тому +1

      @@celiand2618 They might even have Donald Duck dress up as Freddie and sing as he's hunting Jedi. I wouldn't be surprised at Disney at this point if they do that.

    • @Peterski
      @Peterski 3 місяці тому +3

      He's not a lord, he's a wannabe, probably... I don't mind a sith being unassuming (look at Sidious) and I think the actor did a good job with what he was given... it's the writers that are clueless here...

    • @kaylahensley1581
      @kaylahensley1581 3 місяці тому +3

      @@Peterski Manny Jacinto deserves better, he would be killing it if the writing was up to par. Ditto for Lee Jung Jae.

  • @jedihoff
    @jedihoff 3 місяці тому +22

    Discount-store lightsabers all around

    • @PromptCriticalJello
      @PromptCriticalJello 3 місяці тому +2

      Maybe the cheap lightsabers are meant to appeal to the Chinese market.

    • @jedihoff
      @jedihoff 3 місяці тому +1

      @@PromptCriticalJello I LOLed at that 🤣

  • @dennisonlanon8102
    @dennisonlanon8102 3 місяці тому +14

    Osha knocked out Mai with a HADOKEN and use lightsaber to trim her hair...WOW this SH1TSHOW is real😂.

  • @ianmcd66
    @ianmcd66 3 місяці тому +16

    Turns out you need the power of Manny (Jacinto)?

  • @uppercut1988
    @uppercut1988 3 місяці тому +25

    So the Sith that just took out 7 Jedi Masters will be taken out by twin girls??? Great plot by Disney. Wow!!!

    • @rageagaintstheNWO
      @rageagaintstheNWO 3 місяці тому

      A girl that struggled against a Padawan not long ago 😂

  • @Doutsoldome
    @Doutsoldome 3 місяці тому +11

    Eh, I don't think it is advisable to talk causally around other people with the freaking lightsaber on, and even less so to run with it... "Oh, sorry. Was that your hand? My bad!"

    • @ValliantRenegade
      @ValliantRenegade  3 місяці тому +2

      🤣

    • @mercuryshadow09
      @mercuryshadow09 3 місяці тому

      Yord always has his saber ignited when he shouldn't.
      "Stand down"
      *stands there like a doofus with his saber ignited for the rest of the scene. 🤦‍♂️

    • @mercuryshadow09
      @mercuryshadow09 3 місяці тому +2

      They act like lightsabers are Nerf bats, its so fuggin dumb.

  • @PromptCriticalJello
    @PromptCriticalJello 3 місяці тому +17

    Light Sabers, Light Whips......why not Light Boomerangs?

    • @ValliantRenegade
      @ValliantRenegade  3 місяці тому +7

      Dumbest shit ever. Thanks disney starvwars

    • @davemeads859
      @davemeads859 3 місяці тому +1

      When was the light whip I still haven't seen it did I miss it or is it still to come tbh it's the only thing I wanted to see ​@@ValliantRenegade

    • @TorontoJon
      @TorontoJon 3 місяці тому +2

      How about a light mace, light num-chuks, light brass knuckles, light cat o' nine tails, etc? ;)

    • @stepantrekhleb3271
      @stepantrekhleb3271 3 місяці тому

      Light dildos. Wait Darth Dildos sounds good enough for another show main bad guy

    • @rageagaintstheNWO
      @rageagaintstheNWO 3 місяці тому +1

      @@TorontoJon Light shurikens?

  • @Lentastic
    @Lentastic 3 місяці тому +25

    Let's fix that line "But the Jedi like you might call me.... Shit." Done.

  • @paulmorissette5863
    @paulmorissette5863 3 місяці тому +12

    They all have dirt on each other. The way of Hollywood.

  • @beefsuprem0241
    @beefsuprem0241 3 місяці тому +10

    The dramatic background music in this is writing cheques the show can't cash💩

  • @rrazed
    @rrazed 3 місяці тому +11

    is this the fight that is meant to be far superior than TPM?

    • @ValliantRenegade
      @ValliantRenegade  3 місяці тому +4

      God only knows

    • @jeremywoods8309
      @jeremywoods8309 3 місяці тому

      It was better then TPM
      I don't think you guys truly remember how bad prequel fights were.
      Like they were a meme for a reason.

    • @danshaw3527
      @danshaw3527 3 місяці тому +3

      @@jeremywoods8309prequel lightsaber fights were the best. TPM and ROTS lightsaber fights are the gold standard.
      This however is dogshit.

    • @hyperguyver2
      @hyperguyver2 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@jeremywoods8309 this fight was absolute dogshit, at least the stand-in for the fights were actual martial artists and Nick Gillard knew what he was doing and everything was in wide frame so you can actually see the fight as it's happening.

    • @rageagaintstheNWO
      @rageagaintstheNWO 3 місяці тому +1

      @@jeremywoods8309 The acting and story is a meme, the duels are legendary, except the whole "i have the high ground" nonsense. Darth Maul also had the high ground...

  • @MikeyJG
    @MikeyJG 3 місяці тому +4

    Watching Valiant get more frustrated at the schoolboy writing is way more entertaining than anything disney have done since Rogue One

  • @darknexus6720
    @darknexus6720 3 місяці тому +5

    I think the "true" mystery of the show will be how most of the women end up having to triumph despite seeming to face no real hardships or injustices that would warrant a justified victory.?
    It almost senseless how idiotic the writing and character directions for both Osha and Mae have become, so effortless and pathetic!

  • @willx_1
    @willx_1 3 місяці тому +14

    Ever since Han solo stated a wookie has the strength to pull a man's arm from its socket. They have yet to show anything remotely close to displaying how badass they are. (🤨)

  • @benwadethenicegunslinger4309
    @benwadethenicegunslinger4309 3 місяці тому +30

    Coma? That's the audience their looking for.

  • @PromptCriticalJello
    @PromptCriticalJello 3 місяці тому +4

    Disney has caused the creation of new error codes.
    PEBWAC: Problem Exists Between Writers And Cannon.
    5H1T error: a qualitative failure error.

  • @blueknights9999
    @blueknights9999 3 місяці тому +23

    I'm telling you they got all this writing talent off tumbler!
    If they get the artists for wish, why not go back to the same well for similar talent

    • @PromptCriticalJello
      @PromptCriticalJello 3 місяці тому

      You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. (talent)😁

    • @blueknights9999
      @blueknights9999 3 місяці тому

      Touche ​@@PromptCriticalJello

  • @epsilon1670
    @epsilon1670 3 місяці тому +5

    To play devils advocate for the helmet thing it's most likely cortosis not beskar, which was literally only good for temporarily disabling lightsabers, or taking a couple blaster shots the biggest disadvantage is that it's usually pretty fragile unless refined and struggles with constant energy attacks and can break.
    Granted its mainly disney stuff that added this to cortosis but still thats what it is.
    Show is still terrible though

    • @PromptCriticalJello
      @PromptCriticalJello 3 місяці тому +1

      Here's the problem.
      IF that's what it is, then it's from legends. Which is not cannon anymore.
      So IF they're going to reintroduce it, they need a set up for it first. Explain it before or mention it right then with a full explanation later. NOT in a later episode.

    • @gokaury
      @gokaury 3 місяці тому +1

      This is merely a coincidence. It is us, the viewers, drawing conclusions that just aren't there. I'm pretty sure the Leslie Fivehead doesn't have the slightest clue what cortosis really is AND I doubt that Filoni had really anything to do with this show.

  • @jeffmitchell5977
    @jeffmitchell5977 3 місяці тому +7

    So they weren't happy with just obliterating Lukes's legacy but they also decided they needed to have an earlier version Ashoka & her twin blades for good measure this show sucks

    • @SjB-qo1pt
      @SjB-qo1pt 3 місяці тому

      Twin blades have been used for a long time. Sith Marauders used twin blades long before Soka.

  • @wicoli
    @wicoli 3 місяці тому +7

    Not defending this shit and haven't, nor will I, watched this episode. BUT I don't think his armor is made of Beskarr. It is exhibting the traits of Cortossis. Which is a different anti-lightsaber material from the EU. It has the ability to short circuit a lightsaber breifly, like when he backhanded the padawans saber off. Of course it would do that every time it came in contact with a lightsaber not when the director thought it would. Also Cortossis was notoriously brittle, so the padawan breaking it with her elbow COULD be accurate.
    Still shit.

    • @ValliantRenegade
      @ValliantRenegade  3 місяці тому +1

      Yeah thats a disney star wars comic book thing I found out after

    • @wicoli
      @wicoli 3 місяці тому

      @@ValliantRenegade Not a Disney comic thing. It existed before hand but still. That looked like comepletey crap. Thanks for watching it so we don't have to.

    • @exomake_mehorololo
      @exomake_mehorololo 3 місяці тому

      ​@@wicolibut it functioned differently in the old EU. They updated it later in Disney materials

    • @wicoli
      @wicoli 3 місяці тому

      @@exomake_mehorololo Oh. Never read any Disney comics so I had no clue about that.

  • @uppercut1988
    @uppercut1988 3 місяці тому +6

    I share in your disdain. I thought the sith was extinct. Why do they keep rewriting the lore??? Jedis are not smart at all especially Jedi Masters. Don't worry I bet the two sisters will I have a redemption arc and destroy the sith.

    • @walterroche8192
      @walterroche8192 3 місяці тому

      OHSA/May will kill off the Sith & become the new Sith/Head Witch of a new Coven. Firmly placing Force Witch's into 'modern' lore.

  • @clarity2199
    @clarity2199 3 місяці тому +1

    Light saber battle: "I know....I'll block the lightsaber with my face!" 🤣

  • @twocontollersonebrain9071
    @twocontollersonebrain9071 3 місяці тому +3

    A show for everyone is a show for no one

  • @jhoang3671
    @jhoang3671 3 місяці тому +5

    Don't worry in Disney Starwars everyone either heals from light sabres or becomes ghosts that can move shit.

  • @The_Wicked_Wookie
    @The_Wicked_Wookie 3 місяці тому +5

    Force weilding wookie...nope lets kill that idea in the first 5 secs.

  • @michaelfields7088
    @michaelfields7088 3 місяці тому +4

    I would love to go back in time to the year 1985 and have a binge watch with younger self of a future Star Wars production called The Acolyte. Im sure my younger self would be very excited to watch.

    • @ValliantRenegade
      @ValliantRenegade  3 місяці тому +3

      ….sarcasm?

    • @michaelfields7088
      @michaelfields7088 3 місяці тому

      @@ValliantRenegade Sorta. I just want to get a time machine, find my younger self and say, "Wanna watch Star Wars in the future?" And my younger self will be so excited to watch it. I used to like everything when I was a kid but I wonder if Disney Star Wars could break me.

    • @gokaury
      @gokaury 3 місяці тому +1

      @@michaelfields7088 "We’ve already agreed that having information about the future can be extremely dangerous. Even if your intentions are good, they could backfire drastically." ~ Doc Brown, Back to the Future

  • @mopcambmm3185
    @mopcambmm3185 3 місяці тому +3

    Not that we cared about too many characters, but who’s left to even care about now? Only Sal. Is LH going to bring everyone back through the Force now?

  • @darthzero4623
    @darthzero4623 3 місяці тому +4

    9:10 Disney is definitely giving Amazon a run for its money if they want to top this series as the worst show in this decade lol… smh

  • @terramatela6351
    @terramatela6351 3 місяці тому +3

    Now we'll get Leslye's wife being the only jedi capable of logical thought... 😂😂😂😂

  • @snuzulose
    @snuzulose 3 місяці тому +3

    How, how did this get on tv?? Thanks for watching it for us!

  • @AlbertusMagnus_44
    @AlbertusMagnus_44 3 місяці тому +3

    Dear Mr. Valliant, I release you from your obligation to watch this show. You have fulfilled your duty. No more of you can we ask. Time to move on and put your life back together. These 5 episodes have taken their toll. You need suffer this torture no longer. Your sacrifice is appreciated, sparing me as it has, from watching it. Let it go. Let it go.

  • @EnsignRedshirtRicky
    @EnsignRedshirtRicky 3 місяці тому +1

    So discount Ezra broke space a time when he let himself out of the trap, ran to Koknauchkha's hut, fought him in a lightsaber battle and won, before Mae could walk the last five minutes? Also, when did Jedi stop being able to detect the Force being used?

    • @cirdan7777
      @cirdan7777 3 місяці тому

      It always seemed ridiculously obvious to me Smilo Ren most likely killed Kelnacca when he was out "getting water" for Mae -- and she was clumsily setting up her trap.
      Smilo wouldn't even need his mask since he clearly outclasses a single Jedi...

  • @Adamwofford
    @Adamwofford 3 місяці тому +5

    Darth Twinkies, armor and hamlet is made of a special metal, if a lightsaber hit it, the blade is disrupted for several minutes, this is shit, the metal is called cortosis,

    • @ValliantRenegade
      @ValliantRenegade  3 місяці тому +10

      Disney star wars comic book bullshi

    • @Adamwofford
      @Adamwofford 3 місяці тому

      @ValliantRenegade Cortosis is from the EU. Before the rat, it's super rare and hard to make into armor. There is a watered-down, but having around is yes stupid

    • @PromptCriticalJello
      @PromptCriticalJello 3 місяці тому +3

      @@Adamwofford Here's the problem.
      IF that's what it is, then it's from legends. Which is not cannon anymore.
      So IF they're going to reintroduce it, they need a set up for it first. Explain it before or mention it right then with a full explanation later. NOT in a later episode.

    • @exomake_mehorololo
      @exomake_mehorololo 3 місяці тому +1

      In the EU it didn't function like that. They changed how it works ​@@Adamwofford

    • @Mega-G-Star
      @Mega-G-Star 3 місяці тому +1

      @@ValliantRenegade No it’s from a 1998 Star Wars Book, surprised your not familiar with the infamous Cortosis Gauntlet.

  • @harishai
    @harishai 3 місяці тому +2

    The first time we saw the Jedi mind reading was Obi Wan Kenobi using his powers on the stormtroopers THROUGH THEIR HELMETS! This is a new one where a helmet can disable jedi from reading minds. Seriously, what is going on?!

    • @rageagaintstheNWO
      @rageagaintstheNWO 3 місяці тому

      Wasn't mind reading, it was mind-tricks, but still, it affected them.

    • @harishai
      @harishai 3 місяці тому

      @@rageagaintstheNWO or mind touch. Anyway, it's all now flushed away.

  • @Poisedanubis85
    @Poisedanubis85 3 місяці тому +18

    Love how the rat Jedi died three punctures,,with a sith technique (saber ignition attack) ,,,,not that the show runners had a clue

    • @ValliantRenegade
      @ValliantRenegade  3 місяці тому +6

      Jecki NEVER should have survived that long.

    • @Poisedanubis85
      @Poisedanubis85 3 місяці тому +3

      @@ValliantRenegadeagreed she should have died off screen instead of the wookie lol

    • @Peterski
      @Peterski 3 місяці тому +1

      @@ValliantRenegade Two possible in-universe explanations - Smilo was playing with her or he was somewhat tired at that point. Real explanations - the writers are amateurs. But she'll be fine next week, since she a girl and only got stabbed with a lightsaber. It's not what it used to be ;)

  • @joshuastoughton1693
    @joshuastoughton1693 3 місяці тому +1

    Youre right about the turning off your brain part. If you sail the high seas, watch exclusively the lightsaber fight parts, and skip the rest (along with going in with zero expectations), you can be pleasantly surprised and enjoy the fight (if you also ignore the jump cuts that dont make sense). But if you ignore all the bad stuff you might be entertained for 5 minutes. Still doesnt compare to George Lucas Star Wars though. Also, in my defense for my lapse in judgement, I was hoping for all the jedi to lose, badly, and that mostly happened.

  • @animeguy2099
    @animeguy2099 3 місяці тому +5

    This episode in one word is girl power

    • @ValliantRenegade
      @ValliantRenegade  3 місяці тому +6

      Its lame girl power. girl power is Ellen Ripley having a Mom moment and destroying an alien queen

    • @TorontoJon
      @TorontoJon 3 місяці тому +1

      I agree with your general point, but "girl power" is two words. Were you practicing "girl math"? Hehe. ;)

    • @animeguy2099
      @animeguy2099 3 місяці тому +1

      @@TorontoJon forgot becuse the episode was so stupid

    • @TorontoJon
      @TorontoJon 3 місяці тому

      @@animeguy2099, hahaha! No worries, man. I was dumbfounded by this episode too (not to mention the other episodes). ;)

  • @staroceans8677
    @staroceans8677 3 місяці тому +2

    I stopped watching any crap put out by Disney after being disappointed with Kenobi.
    I ❤ Obi-Wan and Darth. Then tried to watch Ahsoka, which was a joke and only really wanted to see the episode with Hayden.
    He's still excellent and underutilized.
    I'm just fed up and could care less about Skeleton Crew, their movies, Mandalorian, which I liked and they're destroying.
    I appreciate your services and others, including SWT in watching this dreadful perversion, as I WON'T.
    I delight in watching all the UA-camrs destroy this atrocity, which should NEVER HAVE BEEN MADE!
    FAVREAU, WAS Disney's only hope.
    My God AI would do a better job, with way less cost, cast and management.

    • @PromptCriticalJello
      @PromptCriticalJello 3 місяці тому

      In all fairness the idea that AI would have done a better job is ridiculously obvious.
      An actual dumpster fire would have done a better job because a dumpster fire would just burn the script.

  • @garou12
    @garou12 3 місяці тому +3

    I'd like to remind everybody that George Lucas allowed this to happen because he was so pissed at being criticised over the prequels that he opted to side with bob iger saying Making Star Wars is not something amateurs (im paraphrasing here) can do. 🤪

  • @pierre-yvesdubreuil9315
    @pierre-yvesdubreuil9315 3 місяці тому +2

    That is pretty well resumed.
    I don't know why they decided to end Yord and Jecki there. i think they would have made decent characters to continue the series, struggling with their inexperience and learning. Every other jedis left are just freaking incompetent. But at this point i just don'at care anymore...it's really painful to watch.

    • @ValliantRenegade
      @ValliantRenegade  3 місяці тому +1

      But they have to die. Its the only way this makes sense like Rogue One

  • @TurtleTrackin
    @TurtleTrackin 3 місяці тому +3

    Jedi would probably have a "reasonable person" standard for the use of deadly force. After all, some of those folks on the Death Star were probably just cooks and janitors.

  • @PhilippeC-o1f
    @PhilippeC-o1f 3 місяці тому +2

    The real mystery would be, who trained Discount Ezra Miller to be so strong with a lightsaber ? The Sith were strong because they had millennia to train, each apprentice aiming to become stronger than his Master and then kill him, or be killed/replaced if not strong enough. And even then, Obi Wan defeated two of them, Yoda and Mace Windu each defeated one, so they were not invincible. So how can this person be strong enough to kill ten Jedi by himself and be like the strongest Sith evar.

  • @marcpjoyner
    @marcpjoyner 3 місяці тому +2

    The Yord Horde has been no-mored

    • @Concerned502
      @Concerned502 3 місяці тому

      Alas poor Yord, I knew him Horatio

  • @DelightfullyMADD
    @DelightfullyMADD 3 місяці тому +2

    I have to hand it to Darth Ezra, he triple-tapped that padawan because he knows how non-lethal lightsabers are so he had to stab her numerous times just to be sure...
    Smart move Discount Ezra

  • @DarkEagle895
    @DarkEagle895 3 місяці тому +4

    I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually looking forward to Skeleton Crew.

  • @sdsloveslife
    @sdsloveslife 3 місяці тому +2

    Hey Valiant, I love your Financial Analysis and it’s great to get your reactions to the stupidity.

  • @TurtleTrackin
    @TurtleTrackin 3 місяці тому +4

    Lightsaber haircuts with no smell of burnt hair. New lightsaber setting - "trim."
    We all need a good Jedi barber.

    • @gokaury
      @gokaury 3 місяці тому +2

      Next I'm sure they'll introduce the light saber butter knife.

    • @joeh8785
      @joeh8785 3 місяці тому

      Wait I want a light butter knife. It'd finally settle the argument of keeping your butter in the fridge or on the counter, and it can toast the bread too.

  • @trubiz4u
    @trubiz4u 3 місяці тому +2

    Bottom line is Disney thinks we’re stupid

  • @patx-db6ty
    @patx-db6ty 3 місяці тому +3

    they are doing the parent trap...😂

    • @ValliantRenegade
      @ValliantRenegade  3 місяці тому +1

      Yeah but infinitely worse

    • @gokaury
      @gokaury 3 місяці тому

      Hayley Mills was charming. Amandla is revolting.

  • @dixieflatline1189
    @dixieflatline1189 3 місяці тому +2

    Darth Soi-Boi. Not the villain we want, the villain we needy. Reeeeeee!

  • @TriggerJim88
    @TriggerJim88 3 місяці тому +3

    I'm subdone with this.

  • @drakethesnek6429
    @drakethesnek6429 3 місяці тому +1

    Smilo-Ren can't be a sith because he isn't a rule of two darksider. Also, HOW DOES A DARKSIDE JEDI USE FORCE-HEAL?!? More lore-breaking.

    • @ValliantRenegade
      @ValliantRenegade  3 місяці тому +2

      Force Heal crap is another Disney screw up and lazy thing

  • @00-Fresh-Snow-00
    @00-Fresh-Snow-00 3 місяці тому +3

    Thanks for watching this garbage so I don't have to 🍻

  • @desmondbrown2813
    @desmondbrown2813 3 місяці тому +2

    Disney StarWars is what happens when your little sister gets a hold of your starwars action figure collection 😂😅💅💄 💀🤦🏾‍♂️✌🏾

  • @winterFox2r
    @winterFox2r 3 місяці тому +2

    The whole show is an OSHA violation.
    Of the mental health variety.

  • @rowenknight433
    @rowenknight433 3 місяці тому +2

    the acolyte season 2: the search for more money

  • @christanner8765
    @christanner8765 3 місяці тому

    “I used to be a Jedi, but I took a lightsaber to the knee” 😂

  • @davepost7675
    @davepost7675 3 місяці тому +2

    In the next episode, they will claim May was on her period and that was why she was so irrational.

    • @TorontoJon
      @TorontoJon 3 місяці тому

      The power of one period.
      The power of two periods.
      The power or maaaaaaany periods and raging PMS. ;)

  • @kahnlives
    @kahnlives 3 місяці тому +2

    You’re rooting for the Sith, you and the entire audience!😏

  • @javierramirez1805
    @javierramirez1805 3 місяці тому +1

    You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Twinkus the lame?
    Classic

  • @perpub
    @perpub 3 місяці тому +1

    He said Yord should have been in "A metric crap ton of pain". LOL Had me laughing throughout this video.

  • @pduidesign
    @pduidesign 3 місяці тому

    We all have to admit that the lightsaber fighting was the best we’ve seen since Disney took over the franchise. It was very reminiscent of the prequels and how the Jedi used to fight. The choreography was really good: frantic, fast and vicious. I wonder how people would have viewed the show if they started the series with this lightsaber fight and then before the Jedi (that we knew) were cut down they went back in time and then started with how they did in episode 1…and then ending back here in episode 5?
    Also I’m glad they made the Sith guy powerful and a force to be reckoned with. All we’ve gotten from Disney was Kylo Ren, the older Jedi in Ahsoka and they fought sloooow.
    I see why they got the actress from Logan. She’s very athletic. It seems that Daisy Ridley, Rasario Dawson and the Sabine actress were not athletic at all and were really bad fighting with lightsabers. Young Ahsoka did so well and these actors were really good in their duels. Too bad so much faith has been lost by the fan community. This episode was good but the series has been abysmal so far. It shows that KK and all the showrunners truly do not understand what makes Star Wars so popular. Also Lucasfilm writers really suck at writing female roles. Mae is just the worst. Just unlikable as a human being.

  • @craigcarroll3303
    @craigcarroll3303 3 місяці тому +1

    There is no logic in this, but the lights are purrrrdeee. Hello Kitty isn't hiding behind a tree somewhere is she, they.

  • @darthzero4623
    @darthzero4623 3 місяці тому +1

    11:24 With current Disney Star Wars logic, the younglings should have overcome Anakin and killed him and stopped Vader from being created… smh

  • @BeazleyStudios
    @BeazleyStudios 3 місяці тому

    The helmet is most likely made of Cortosis. It deflects energy and can short out a lightsaber, however the material itself is fragile. The only use for it as armor is for deflecting blaster bolts and lightsabers, not physical fighting. That's why she physically attacked it, so that it would break. That aspect of the show is actually within the parameters of established lore. The material was first introduced in 1998 in the novel I, Jedi.

  • @chrisandrew7577
    @chrisandrew7577 3 місяці тому

    "you really didn't know it was me?"
    THE WRITERS ACTUALLY THOUGHT THEY WERE SMART

  • @Izac110
    @Izac110 3 місяці тому +1

    My brain cells are tripping all over the place.

  • @Aegis_359
    @Aegis_359 3 місяці тому

    Lets see if I can get this right.
    Ep 6. Mae infiltrates the temple. More backstory about the massacre at the witch temple.
    Ep 7. Osha confronts Mae. She/They(Osha) is defeated and captured while Sith dude shows up. He reveals his plan to destroy the Jedi
    Ep 8 finale. Plan nearly succeeds but only after a long monolog about being a strong "Individual" and family from Leslie's wife does Mae release Osha and the sisters use "the power of many" to defeat Ezra Millar. (Bonus points for force/thread ghosts of all the witches appearing behind them to help the sisters)

  • @USMC_1991
    @USMC_1991 3 місяці тому +1

    Valiant's reaction video is a hundred million times more entertaining than than the nonsense that Disney is producing.

  • @ardendragoon
    @ardendragoon 3 місяці тому

    He just stood there and let him kill the dude.
    😂😂

  • @RydarkVoyager
    @RydarkVoyager 3 місяці тому +1

    Calm down, Valiant. I have some painkiller meds I can mail you. Rumor has it there are still 3 MORE episodes to go before our long intergalactic nightmare is over. WE NEED YOU!

  • @gregweisal5542
    @gregweisal5542 3 місяці тому +2

    The only mystery is where did 180 million dollars go

  • @karlsangree4679
    @karlsangree4679 3 місяці тому +1

    The jDEI and Sith can sense each other through the force, but remember, this is The Thread. Maybe it works differently lol

  • @grdoreza
    @grdoreza 3 місяці тому +1

    The only mystery is where the money they supposedly spent for this series went.

  • @ryancox4689
    @ryancox4689 3 місяці тому +1

    Bob Iger, Kathleen Kennedy, and Dave Bologna approved this schlock.