Boxing on Bathsalts - Ep. 68
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- ΠΠΏΡΠ±Π»ΡΠΊΠΎΠ²Π°Π½ΠΎ 6 Π»ΠΈΠΏ 2024
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0:00 - Intro
0:55 - Fat Guy Clothes
3:58 - Creator Clash / Airbnb
12:42 - Poob's Uber driver / casino adventure
21:29 - I Know You From OnlyFans
25:11 - Getting Recognized
30:24 - Short People
32:56 - Critikal Compound
39:05 - Sam vs Wubby
42:57 - Casino Adventure
56:48 - Taxes and Pacemakers
1:03:43 - Poob Got Scammed by a Stripper
1:15:42 - Kittens
1:19:08 - Poob Got Scammed by a Stripper pt. 2
1:24:24 - Teasing the Infirm
1:27:14 - Diabetes Sting Operation
1:34:02 - Sams Creepy Daughter
1:39:10 - Sams Dad is a Nerd
1:44:06 - Boxing on Bathsalts
1:47:27 - Sensei Fruit's Newest Masterpiece
1:49:43 - Printful Sucks
1:53:32 - Totally Natural Bulging Muscles
1:55:26 - Poobs Casino Massage
1:58:01 - Abby Needs to Get a Job
2:11:55 - Bowling Pinball
2:18:52 - GeoCities Love Letter
2:23:03 - Not a Catfish
2:27:39 - Sugar Rats
2:32:28 - Later, Dweebs
πEDITED BY βͺ@Stallttβ¬ / stalltt
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πMain Channel: βͺ@GeneralSamβ¬ / generalsam123
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I saw Poob at the concession stand at Creator Clash. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnβt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, βOh, like youβre doing now?β
I was taken aback, and all I could say was βHuh?β but he kept cutting me off and going βhuh? huh? huh?β and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away to the back of the line, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff I saw him trying to walk away with like fifteen Bud Lights in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like βSir, you need to pay for those first.β At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the beers, she started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually βto prevent any electrical infetterence,β and then turned around and winked at me. I donβt even think thatβs a word. After she scanned each beer and put them on the counter, she started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Hanging out with aqua will do that to a guy
Wow⦠absolutely reprehensible
Ngl I got scammed by this copypasta a few years ago and was like damn I thought this Aqua guy was cool
@@Oats4761 he's really such a horrible influence
Love this copy/pasta.
didnt realize bryan had a green screen background at first
itβs a greenscreen?
@@Froed yeah its a prison
@@TrxJxn its not a green screen it's like a zoom background. Its like green screen but shitty
Neither did I until you said it lmao
It took me 15 mins
Good work stalt on the name tags, as a brain dead paypig I really have a hard time remembering who's on the podcast.
Those are baked into the program. There were like four options for style and they were all terrible
@@Stalltt it's all good man
@@Stalltt seriously lmao awesome
@@Stalltt are yall gonna go back? The old style was badass and unique enough to be its own thing but its not too far off the end to be off putting to people. You should dock their pay for deciding to use a program instead of a practiced arteasian hand.
@@Stalltt I know this sounds stupid but is there a way to integrate this program with the old format? That way you can have an easy way for guests to record while maintaining the style you've built for the podcast.
Like idk do this along with the individual recordings and using this as a back up (this is coming from a guy who isn't familiar at all with the program).
Thanks for the shoutout, Iβm a lady though lol. The foster kittens have over 40 applicants for adoption so theyβre going to find great homes! Oh and Poob was right, his kitten was the cutest.
You are one of the fabled 1.9% female viewers (exact percentage, from this month at least.) Fostering is important, keep up the good work
@@Stalltt get a load of this guy
@@Stalltt or 2 π
@@Stalltt omg hi daddy
@@benhutchinson8020 there are two things I care about in this world: my cat, and my other cat
Iβd love to actually see Sam fight. Iβm curious as to which Jippy beat he would walk out to tho
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Pretty bangles
@@ember4303 I'm thinking Award Ceremony is a better fit
@@CaptainScabs definitely award ceremony!
Armed man
Poob knocked a beer out of my hand at the fight
Good to finally see Bryan's room with a window, it looks nicer now good for him
he really seems like hes in a place he belongs im proud of him
Hey sam I drive around some serious crack towns for work while I listen to this podcast. Yesterday I saw a shoeless guy with his pecker hanging out but I was comforted by you gaslighting those closest to you.
nice.
Thank you for sharing, hang in there soldier!
I wanna see General Sam in the next Creator Clash, i want him against Ricky Berwick, so he can finally live his fantasy
100 dollars on Ricky
I see ricky berwick pulling some Rey mysterio moves on Sam. speed and momentum.
We are talking about boxing here, ricky isn't allowed to use his black magic, rituals or his demon form
Sam would have zero chance. In the process of "walking" over (his weird goblin gait doesn't really pass as walking) to ricky, he would break his ankle. The audience would then go quiet or be to busy vomiting from the display upon them. Sam's pained screeches forever engraving, and cursing, those who were unlucky to have ever heard such a horrific sound.
Yes Sam frequently fantasizes about beating the handicapped
Bryanβs room looks nicer than usual
My favorite thing to watch while I struggle in my straight jacket
Everytime I listen to this podcast it feels like im in a call w/ a group of friends. Always enjoy these!
you need some friends fella
Good input @@Wotinkermation!
Same here, I even pause and chime in a little to the conversation.
@@bumbaclot813 you shouldnt pause, realistically they would talk right over you
Thats not healthy at all
I'm loving the longer format
Sam has never been the same since the shrooms
he never will be
We are blessed to be able to witness this transition of his. Take pride knowing you were here.
@@SleepyReaper75 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE
It's what happens man. Best part of shrooms is the couple days after. You feel so light, like the weight of the world has been lifted off your shoulders
Poob slipped on a beer spill and hit my balls at the fight and proceeded to walk away without saying anything.
And Charlie claimed he can remember any face once he's seen it.. forgetting poob and the fables gang?!
On purpose probably. Doesnβt want to remember the humiliation he sit through losing to poob
@@brennernelson7010
thats why poob was allowed to go to the warehouse, so that Charlie could flex on him.
Damn that's sad. These guys basically built that guys career. How quickly people forget.
@@B1ngusD1ngus That isn't even remotely accurate lmao
I prefer the previous format where the main speaker would be enlarged and the others still visible but smaller. Itβs a little odd having the main speaker take up the entire screen. Contents always great tho, I appreciate you Stalt
I do too honestly. This is just going to be a lot harder for guests (and the guys themselves) to screw up. We're still experimenting, I might bring back the old format solely for the zoom-ins. This has built in image sharing, screen sharing, video playing etc that the guys can use to show what they are talking about easier.
@@Stalltt I get ya, itβs a tough balance. Imma be a pay pig regardless so Iβll stay faithful till the end
Prisoners get away with a lot while serving time. Can even podcast, damn..
Knew a guy who did that "take a photo of me and my friend" gag on Cillian Murphy, best bit was the person he got a photo with was Cillian Murphys wife
Watching sam try and box is the only time I would steal mommy's credit card to pay for something
Bryan installed a toilet into his depression hole so he doesn't have to leave as much. So sad
Bryanβs background looks better then his actual room.
This episode is coming in really clutch during a really hard time for me. Love your guys' stuff. Call me sad but this is a really bright light for me as parasocial and lame as that is. Been watching for a long ass time and i just had to let you guys know how much i appreciate y'all calling and spewing verbal diarrhea for a couple hours.
Hope things look up for you homie, the podcast has helped me a lot too during hard times
Same. As fucking stupid as this podcast is and difficult to explain to any of my friends or family what I'm listening to lol It always puts me in a good mood and makes me laugh
One mans diarrhea is another mans Crème Brûlée
@@Rileylego-fq6wc that's my new life moto thank you internet person
Hope things get better for you. I Binge and re-watch episodes too when things aren't going great.
I like to play games with FFP on in the backround, everytime I'm done playing my jaw is sore cuz I've been hold a big ass smile and laughing for a couple hours and never realized it. Some of the best content to come from youtubers. Thank you!
these longer podcasts of just them chatting are the best
watching these during work makes days go by so much quicker lmao, love this stuff
Stalltt how much did Sam raise your salary. Bryan seems like he finally saved up enough for a better apartment.
Pacemakers are awesome man I got the chance to see two be put in once for work, everyone's is tuned differently to each individuals heart too. Crazy.
I like how I just now caught this after watching it the day it came out at 39:15 You can hear just a faint "AUUUGH!" scream in the background while Poob slightly chuckles. I can only imagine the horrors.
i had to replay it what the fuck is happening around poobs place lol
i like the title, i love when me n the boys start beatboxing whilst we're high on the bathsalts!!!!
A training montage featuring Sam would be the funniest thing ever. I need to see bizzle train Sam.
This Seneral Gam guy is great! Canβt wait until Sam meets him!
Poobs already in the call dude
Look through your window β@@k-fedd
Loving the longer episodes
Can't believe Poob dm'ed Wubby to join him at the mall then didn't turn up lol
I'm glad sam has finally fully embraced his inner serial killer and now has a holy mannequin watching over the podcast.
Gosh this is the best Podcast out here
If you guys do drone shots inside that casino, I'll eat my hat.
There's just no way
Bro, the intro to these podcasts are hilarious . XD and on beat '-'
Another great podcast keep up the work you guys.
This setup looks like the gamer hole and I donβt like it. The screen setup before looked way better. If thereβs a way to do the old screen format with this new program please do it
2:16:16 , When I was a kid me and my buddy would sneak into the golf course that was down the road from where I lived, it was one of those range courses where people just sit in the stands and shoot the balls down the range. We would act like soldiers in war getting fired upon and would run from sand pit to sand pit to take cover and the golfers genuinely were trying to hit us lol. The little car that picks up the golf balls would chase us around at like 2mph it was a good time. My buddy did get pelted in his shoulder or something but I don't remember him complaining about it hurting too bad.
Finally Bryan turned off his greenscreen
This is a good one, nice work Computer Stalt
The count down at the end was epic
best intro segment of them all
I like that Bryan is playing with a wire cutter in his cell
The amount of blackmail material Stalt must have on these fools...
Stalltt get the fuck in there, you're needed like a coach on the field
Ive probably watched some of the episodes of always sunny like over 50 times, and im hella well adjusted
I will say my respect for Arin did go up just because he stood off against a guy who's in an entirely separate weight class and didn't fold
Keep doing long ones these podcast are the best
Just what I needed today
Being an audio listener switching to the UA-cam is great, get to watch/listen twice
The mannequin HAS to be a slight nod to John Carpenter's The Thing, also that Amoeba shirt is the shit on you fuck the haters
Nice stuff. Good work Stalltt
Also Poob just confirmed {ON A FREE PODCAST} That Wubby's name isnt Dennis Richards
Glad to see Bryan got a nice room for a change!
Bryan looks like my driving school teacher, i hate my driving school teacher, bryan is cool tho
wow, bryan really upgraded his setup
Didn't notice Bryan's change of room for almost 20 minutes lmfao
1:22:43 I've been there, I felt like I was choking on my tongue, and I was trying really hard not to freak out about it and just get some water, but all I had was a gritty pre-workout and Dr pepper. Eventually it cleared up but damn, I was fighting for my life.
You guys should try out a live podcast. It would be neat :)
Literally i was laughing so hard i started to cry and i working night shifts so i am trying to hold in these tears of laughter about the whole kid shinning shit dawn of the dead. Cuz i have a 6 year old and just felt so relatable. Thanks for the laughs but my coworkers think i am crazy.
Yeah come out to SD! I live in the gaslamp area. Would be awesome to run into you guys down there lol π
Brian is just a free background laugh track
I grew up eating cake decorations too hahaha
keep the long ones coming boys
Skip forward punch where both feet are off the ground for a short time or partially is the gazelle punch. I think.
I am 25 minutes into the video and just now realized that this isn't brian's room in the background
(granted it's on my second monitor but it's still sad)
I think this was the most wholesome ending theyβve ever had
Yo Poob played AdventureQuest. I played that at the library with my friends after school all the time
Bryan finally showing his real room.
Good to see Brian finally moved in to a nicer room in his house
I think Poob just had a secret squad of fans hellbent on fucking with him for the whole event.
What your looking for Sam, is a Stinger. A boxing glove wrapped in barbwire. π
thanks Stalltt
Lovin Bryan's new room.
Outsiders is my favorite movie
Bryan is looking fit this episode. Just getting his room cleaned the way it was⦠probs was a 4 week workout plan by itself!
Bryan you looking great!
Poob is such a sweetheartβ€οΈ
Poob bringing up the Troy treatment for Wubby only is a brief crack showing the monster within.
Dude. ADVENTURE QUEST BATTLEON? FIRE
stalltt crushed this intro
I love how poob says to cut it out and instead he zooms in on his face
If you see this man contact authorities immediately. He is considered armed and dangerous.
Love your comments, Staltt. The OnlyFans one cracked me up
I like how poob says almost the entire name of the city exfil lives in before realizing he probably shouldn't
SAM HYDE ONLY TRAINS TO KILL HARLEY IS JUST A NICE CANADIAN BOY
Are we gonna ignore the random screaming?
Gazelle punch is real technique in boxing
Holy fuck, the ending was the most relatable thing ever, when I am broke, but very high, Iβll go down and start licking some coffee creamer out of a bowl like a depraved cat.
I donβt know whatβs sadder, the number of times Poob tells a story for the first time or how many times Sam and Bryan hear them for the first time.
Who needs a fourth chair when Poob's personality can fill two for the price of one. Smart scheme Sam
I never realized how on edge people are at casinos
2:46 it's like when a crackhead says "naw I can't quit now I just bought a new crack pipe"
I'm pretty sure I saw wubby in the audience during the pay per view for creator clash
as a person born and raised in Tampa itβs hilarious seeing outsiders interacting with the βuniqueβ characters that spawn here.
thanks staltt for the name tags, before this, half the time i didnt know who was speaking
I just got outta jail on June 10th, my cell looked almost exactly like Brians, except smaller. It's giving me PTSD
Star Trek was great because it was sci-fi that didn't make you feel depressed and anxious. But Paramount sodomized the optimism right out of it
Poob I found your lookalike! Hannes BjΓΆrninen from the Finland team of the ongoing hockey world championship tournament.
The merch store is a way for fans to support you - make sure that you are getting profit from it. If i pay $60.00AUD for an item and find out you got nothing i will be mad lol
If its an item i like - i will pay the extra money for it so dont stop it - put items up and make sure that the shipping is adjusted accordingly.
If fans get the shits about the price then theyre missing the whole point of it.
Im legit waiting for Sam to put something up in his store that i would like to have and i will get it then. I think i missed out on his retro shit which is a bummer but i check it every nown again to see if theres anything i would like.
I literally am excited to have some merch to add to my collection.