@@NlNEFlNGERSI see where you are coming from. I don't see it as bright as the blue man cobalt. That ring light is Def doing him favors by making it a bluer tone
As a Czech myself, I must say, that one czech guy has the thickest czech accent in English I have ever heard. P.S. The second czech guy talking about Babiš is absolutly on point.
In the future, everyone is so mixed race that blackface is commonly practiced and celebrated, more proof that poob is from the future and is on the right side of history
This one of the most fascinating podcasts on the internet. It had a guy that would sit in front of the microphone but remain silent but it also has a guy who doesn't have a microphone or even a camera but still can't shut up in the form of the editor.
Bunch of fuckin government agents I tell you what. Not a single one of my 438 clips was chosen. Something something Sam is Jewish something something big brother daddy government spank me or something. Idk I ran out of jokes.
2:48:37 The cheese is used for velveeta and other processed cheeses, but the real scandal is that we subsidize the dairy industry to keep producing cheese we don’t need, and also import cheese still. It’s just another example of artificial scarcity and how we’ve far outgrown our need in terms of production.
Scraping Tallahassee google street view for shitty mailboxes, then narrowing it down to people that have upgraded their mailboxes when google visits the next time
Car Insurance pays out depending on a whole bunch of shit. But most policies only cover $25K-$50K (state minimums and all that). Everybody should REALLY look at what + how their car insurance covers them. Oh and car insurance covers you walking, cycling, driving, etc. Insurance companies DONT want you to know this shit or anything to fuck you over. Source: I work for a Personal Injury Law Firm. (Obligatory, this is not legal advice.)
@cyrusr2209 insurance companies serve a necessary function in our current society. But that doesn't stop them from being greedy. They are in a necessary position, thus giving them greater opportunity to take advantage. That's not to say there isn't a legal system protecting the consumer. But your contract with them greatly dictates procedure and overall compensation. Have you looked at your car insurance policy recently? can you, in the USA, calculate how much hospital treatment it will cover? Do you know that half of all Auto insurance policies in the USA don't cover collison w/ an uninsured or underinsured motorist? I mean, how much money do you think a human hand is worth?
@@serpicopiu3591I can attest to this. This accent pulls mad American kitty on the reg. It just comes with the smell of McDonald’s French fries and monster energy drink.
@treheron the United States postal service is the only one that can leave and take mail from the mailbox. Back before the internet that’s how you paid bills, got legal documents, received private letters. Anything government related will be sent using usps and basically all letters are delivered that way.
2:09:10 you guys are actually making it impossible for me not to laugh at this bit. For context I can’t smile or laugh as I’ll rip the stitches out of my mouth from surgery. I’m not stopping either.
@RussianBot69420 I have an upper canine tooth that is impacted and hasn’t come down naturally. I had a previous surgery after getting braces put on to attach a gold chain to that tooth to try and pull it down but alas the tooth isn’t budging. This last surgery was to try and get it to move by giving it a wiggle. They couldn’t get it to move tho and just had to remove the chain and tell me I need to see my orthodontist to figure out what my next steps are. The sliced me up good and were working so high in my mouth they breached my nasal cavity slightly.
@@yoopergamer1871 it's a good episode. I laughed when I heard their reaction to my speakpipe submission, almost crashed and died in my truck. 10/10 would recommend
(Papithegrappler)I did not expect to make it into the video. It was early asf and I was a little nervous asf making the speak pipe. I was at work in an elevator using my AirPods to talk
I work at a auto body shop and i can confirm after poobs "i only see bats at the ballgame nowadays" joke i floored the pedal of the customers 2019 hyundai elantra into my coworkers closed bay door and destroyed a hydraulic lift. Damn you poob
Forehead fables is great for when I want to put on something mindlessly funny to satisfy my ADHD while I try to be productive or while falling asleep. Keep it up boys
Poobs face is like that scene in The Fifth Element when the doctor is cooming about genetics and I can't look away. "Sounds like a freak of nature." "Yeah! Can't wait to meet 'em!"
Puma's or mountain lion's sound like a woman screaming when they roar (that "wauw-AUWW" sound)...but it's an extremely blood-curdling, psychotic & LOUD sound. You wouldn't mistake it for a baby at all, nor a woman crying - it would sound more like she is being horrifically murdered & it will sound like it is EVERYWHERE all at once if you are close/nearby (spoilers: if so, it is likely roaring at YOU/you're probably F*'d & about to become lunch). Rabbits (when injured etc) make a creepy sound much more like a crying baby, however~
Thanks for filling 4 hours of work time with the funny goofs and gags, made part of the day go by much faster and I want to end myself a little bit less now
just a helpful tip: if your "no soliciting" looks kinda old, door-to-door people might take it as "maybe it was there when they moved in and they haven't taken it down yet/don't care enough to" and still knock. i was in door-to-door sales (hated it) and was told to still knock at those because there was a possibility this was the case. maybe updating your sign could stop this from happening
2:36:00 we have one of those spinny ones it has broken into two pieces its literally falling apart but still going i had to use tape to keep it together and its still fine i think its been over 6 years
I'm just sad that you guys gave up on die of laughter those videos are the reason most of the people at the office know who I am because they made me laugh so hard it hit the dad levels of laughter.
The mattress firm is always funny because the merged with sleep train, and so they like doubled their stores, and than rebranded them. Than they didn’t do super well because there was too many stores and now a bunch are closing.
The cheese caves are for food reserves if Martial Law happens around Springfield, MO. I've known some people who worked at the Springfield Underground who said it drove you nuts and lots of people would take several month leaves from their job.
This will probably never get noticed at this point, but for the record Sam. I found your channel through one of those Fallout 4 videos, I was looking for how to make caps easily and found your Jet video. You got a phone call mid way through recording from your brother, you saw who was calling and said f**k off to the phone. At that point I knew I had to see more.
1:16:34 Yeah the secret service guy in the car behind definitely was the one who shot him in the head. He had an early AR-15 that he was known to ride around in his hands with the safety off, and this was before trigger discipline was a thing. That's why his head popped in a different direction from where Oswald was shooting from, and why they found the bullet from the secret serviceman's rifle in the direct he shot it. Just looking at the damage you can tell it was a glancing hit from behind at a slightly upward angle from 30 feet with a .223 from a 20" barrel with a 1:14, you need a very specific set of circumstances that would lead to a head popping like that and it totally matches. That is literally all but confirmed at this point if you look it up, Wendigoon has a video on it I think too. Oswald was the one who fired the kill shot, the butterfingers in the car behind him domed his corpse in all the excitement.
Shoutout to Poob, going to great lengths to pull off black face ethically
Id say more blue man group face
@@NlNEFlNGERSI see where you are coming from. I don't see it as bright as the blue man cobalt.
That ring light is Def doing him favors by making it a bluer tone
he prefers the term negative face
It’s always ethical
@@sammartin4639 negative please
Poobs camera gags are coming back, the earth is healing
😊 Poob is my favorite internet funnyman
@@firewalkwithjuno5421 Wellllll I DISLIKE him VERY much
@@mblackcoat8293boo👎
@@mblackcoat8293your wrong
Now get Brian back
Everytime poob goes "i got nothing " after failing a joke it sounds like hes going to end it all
The 30 second cutoff was a life saver for these speakpipe pods. Don't let these lispy gremlins talk for any longer than that.
for some of these dudes they sounded pretty cave dweller esque 😂 lol
Poob’s camera is burning my retinas
My screen is broke and it's having a very hard time with Poob at the moment.
It’s for audio listeners
I saw that on his livestream and was insanely confused, I'm glad it's not addressed here either lol
As a Czech myself, I must say, that one czech guy has the thickest czech accent in English I have ever heard. P.S. The second czech guy talking about Babiš is absolutly on point.
Poob getting scammed constantly by people because he’s afraid to say no to people is a great arch.
Bro is spineless
@@wilikakaHe's a kind soul
Poob has a great arch
Were gonna eventually scam him into thinking he's actually gay
@@JustSl33py is he not gay?
Another conspiracy- Sam actually has a wonderful relationship and loves his wife
@@SquareOuiOui mounds of data find this conspiracy to be FALSE!
That cannot be possible
Let's calm down, reaching a bit bud.
This couldn't be real
I'm certain this is true, and all the jokes come from a place of total security
Poob fell through the roof of a portable construction toilet trying to steal his meth lab rv from a repo lot
Poob doing black face from the future was kind of bad ass and progressive
Lmfaooooo I was gonna say hahaha
In the future, everyone is so mixed race that blackface is commonly practiced and celebrated, more proof that poob is from the future and is on the right side of history
@@0xcc32sys_err4future? More like dystopia
This one of the most fascinating podcasts on the internet. It had a guy that would sit in front of the microphone but remain silent but it also has a guy who doesn't have a microphone or even a camera but still can't shut up in the form of the editor.
I honestly have no idea why he's still chirping in. Just put an image they're referencing, we don't care about your quips, Stallt.
@@hahahahaha7237I enjoy the chirps
@@hahahahaha7237 stallt is my friend
I better hear my 15 different audio ramblings in here or I’m gunna assume you’re working with the government to silence the truth.
Bunch of fuckin government agents I tell you what. Not a single one of my 438 clips was chosen. Something something Sam is Jewish something something big brother daddy government spank me or something. Idk I ran out of jokes.
Well we're you?
They got him
Rip bodily functions
2:48:37 The cheese is used for velveeta and other processed cheeses, but the real scandal is that we subsidize the dairy industry to keep producing cheese we don’t need, and also import cheese still. It’s just another example of artificial scarcity and how we’ve far outgrown our need in terms of production.
Scraping Tallahassee google street view for shitty mailboxes, then narrowing it down to people that have upgraded their mailboxes when google visits the next time
😎👍
And green door with shitty giant plants infront it
poob is obv trying to hide something with that filter
Maybe a pimple?
@@somander his homosexuality 😔
Hickeys on his neck from Happy
Wow, that Matt guy at 3:27:49 made some great points!
Poob telling the X-Box kids sneaking into his house-story for the tenth time is so scitzo
Car Insurance pays out depending on a whole bunch of shit. But most policies only cover $25K-$50K (state minimums and all that). Everybody should REALLY look at what + how their car insurance covers them.
Oh and car insurance covers you walking, cycling, driving, etc. Insurance companies DONT want you to know this shit or anything to fuck you over.
Source: I work for a Personal Injury Law Firm.
(Obligatory, this is not legal advice.)
Deadass?
@cyrusr2209 insurance companies serve a necessary function in our current society. But that doesn't stop them from being greedy. They are in a necessary position, thus giving them greater opportunity to take advantage. That's not to say there isn't a legal system protecting the consumer. But your contract with them greatly dictates procedure and overall compensation. Have you looked at your car insurance policy recently? can you, in the USA, calculate how much hospital treatment it will cover? Do you know that half of all Auto insurance policies in the USA don't cover collison w/ an uninsured or underinsured motorist?
I mean, how much money do you think a human hand is worth?
The one time I make it into the episode I get shit on for my accent. I am trying!
Hey as another Czech I need to say your accent is the most average Czech accent ever. So yeah don't worry bro.
Your accent pulls mad American women actually (speaking as one myself) so Sam is wrong
Get owned
@@14pat78I’m Slovakian RAWR
@@serpicopiu3591I can attest to this. This accent pulls mad American kitty on the reg.
It just comes with the smell of McDonald’s French fries and monster energy drink.
Worked at ups for delivery for the winter season. We are not allowed to even open your mailbox. Let alone place anything inside it.
worked at usps delivering federal mail pieces as well as contracts for ups fedex and amazon and can confirm as well lmao
@treheron the United States postal service is the only one that can leave and take mail from the mailbox. Back before the internet that’s how you paid bills, got legal documents, received private letters. Anything government related will be sent using usps and basically all letters are delivered that way.
@treheron The government isn't comfortable unless it's given someone a monopoly in each industry.
Poop falls for beginners sales tactics, and gets pegged!!!
2:09:10 you guys are actually making it impossible for me not to laugh at this bit. For context I can’t smile or laugh as I’ll rip the stitches out of my mouth from surgery. I’m not stopping either.
@RussianBot69420 I have an upper canine tooth that is impacted and hasn’t come down naturally. I had a previous surgery after getting braces put on to attach a gold chain to that tooth to try and pull it down but alas the tooth isn’t budging. This last surgery was to try and get it to move by giving it a wiggle. They couldn’t get it to move tho and just had to remove the chain and tell me I need to see my orthodontist to figure out what my next steps are. The sliced me up good and were working so high in my mouth they breached my nasal cavity slightly.
@@TREWAYUZUMAKI Sounds fuckin horrifying, good luck with that shit dude
Gonna edge to this tomorrow at work
This pod dropped right when I got home and got to work filling up a dumpster I rented. Bout jazzed in my pants.
@@yoopergamer1871 it's a good episode. I laughed when I heard their reaction to my speakpipe submission, almost crashed and died in my truck. 10/10 would recommend
@@nateX. which one was yours? I forgot to submit one. The mk ultra one with the fart at the end got me goos
@@yoopergamer1871 its at like 2:03:30 lol i was laughing my ass off in the car
Poobnani doing cyber blackface
This show is beginning to rock again
Nearly 4 hour podcast bless you boys
4 hours is the length of a normal 4 part true crime podcast. This is *chefs kiss*
God, I have so many perfect conspiracies for this, and I missed it. 50 self lashings it is.
Poob’s filter forced me to zoom in on Sam’s face. This caused me to become irrevocably angry.
Poob adds a certain urban flair to the podcast
(Papithegrappler)I did not expect to make it into the video. It was early asf and I was a little nervous asf making the speak pipe. I was at work in an elevator using my AirPods to talk
It will get better XD
Abby hid the package temporarily to undermine Sam's confidence. Someone's gotta do it.
Great episode Sam & Poop
Poob "i dont want to be a creepy guy, and i dont want to smell creepy but it does smell like my daddy"
Damn, I can't believe Sam found out his wife is cheating on him with the mailman, hopefully he puts the pieces together soon.
He doesn’t leave the house. Definitely a watcher.
the second hand embarrassment I get for dudes adopting poobs cadence and way of speaking is wild
Honestly at the beginning all the Poob flops were sad but after the whole episode the entire build up of them was great
I work at a auto body shop and i can confirm after poobs "i only see bats at the ballgame nowadays" joke i floored the pedal of the customers 2019 hyundai elantra into my coworkers closed bay door and destroyed a hydraulic lift. Damn you poob
Poob looking like a 40s blues artist in this one.
Listening to you guys while wiring sensors in a factory almost feels illegal
Thank you guys for posting another episode. I really appreciate it, especially when I have a long workday.
9:05 this feels like betrayal after spending 100£ on Versace eros flame because of Poob
It’s a great scent king 👍
he works for BIG PERFUME, wants you to constantly change scents
Fire scent. Honestly most expensive thing that's in this wheel house is African Leather by Memo Paris.
Shits bomb
Poob trying to try out black face for the vibes is hilarious lol
A 7am post? Two weeks, two episodes? Is this planet Earth? Am I still alive?
Thank you guys, love the podcast
This is one of the best podcasts as of late, yall keep it up
Forehead fables is great for when I want to put on something mindlessly funny to satisfy my ADHD while I try to be productive or while falling asleep. Keep it up boys
Poob’s facial expressions seem to be significantly funnier here but I can’t tell what’s different
26:40 Poob confirmed to be the little blue alien from Eiffel 65's "I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee)"
Thank god for another episode, this made my week ❤
Damn mine was about Poob being gay too, but I was drunk when I sent it
Woohoo!!
Edit: they didn’t read my speakpipe. Retracting the woohoo.
Poobs face is like that scene in The Fifth Element when the doctor is cooming about genetics and I can't look away.
"Sounds like a freak of nature."
"Yeah! Can't wait to meet 'em!"
My eyes adapted now I can see my neighbor while she changes through the blinds of her window
Some reason poob still sleeping on a twin bed is extremely funny to me
This guy made me cough up my bong that was so unexpected 😂😂 2:52:24
Honoured to be the first feature on the speak pipe. Stalltt was right, I was very sleepy.
This is one of the funniest episodes to date. The people calling in, poob questioning his sexuality, and Sam’s cheese cave makes this so good.
Puma's or mountain lion's sound like a woman screaming when they roar (that "wauw-AUWW" sound)...but it's an extremely blood-curdling, psychotic & LOUD sound. You wouldn't mistake it for a baby at all, nor a woman crying - it would sound more like she is being horrifically murdered & it will sound like it is EVERYWHERE all at once if you are close/nearby (spoilers: if so, it is likely roaring at YOU/you're probably F*'d & about to become lunch).
Rabbits (when injured etc) make a creepy sound much more like a crying baby, however~
Lmao "if I don't takem I win, if I do takem I don't even remember" what a quote 😂
Thank you Stalltt! love you
Not gonna lie.... Avatar Poob is kinda funny. It looks like he's doing deadpan because it's waaay harder to read his expressions
"if i did it" was written by oj simpson, and later after he was found financially liable they gave ownership of the book to the victims
I will leave 300 messages next time to have a chance. I will adapt “said while doing a Neo action dust pose”
Steve Irwin was our Anchor character for our universe.
Poob looks like a smurf villan
For a second I thought Sam urbanized the podcast, but it’s just poob
this episode felt like drinking a flat sprite you left in your car
Damn dawg.. I wasn't ready for these shenanigans this early 😂
I worked night shift watching all the recent ones I have missed and I’m so mad this wasn’t posted at 4am.
Thanks for filling 4 hours of work time with the funny goofs and gags, made part of the day go by much faster and I want to end myself a little bit less now
it’s like i’m being forced to look through a hellish form of those old red and blue 3D glasses
just a helpful tip: if your "no soliciting" looks kinda old, door-to-door people might take it as "maybe it was there when they moved in and they haven't taken it down yet/don't care enough to" and still knock. i was in door-to-door sales (hated it) and was told to still knock at those because there was a possibility this was the case. maybe updating your sign could stop this from happening
2:36:00 we have one of those spinny ones it has broken into two pieces its literally falling apart but still going i had to use tape to keep it together and its still fine i think its been over 6 years
I'm just sad that you guys gave up on die of laughter those videos are the reason most of the people at the office know who I am because they made me laugh so hard it hit the dad levels of laughter.
I like new blue poob
Poob sounds like he's finally succuming to the voices
you need to do another one of these, i have enough conspiracy theories for a full podcast easily
great video guys i really liked when sam was talking, sam really nailed this podcast keep it up sam
The mattress firm is always funny because the merged with sleep train, and so they like doubled their stores, and than rebranded them. Than they didn’t do super well because there was too many stores and now a bunch are closing.
Ty for the efford poob.
The cheese cave in Missouri is real. I am the cheese. It's very dark please find us.
That wrestling empire video is one of my all time favorites. Its so god damned funny.
Poob looking like a Cruelty Squad npc
this is a good episode
I loved how any real conspiracy, they glossed over.
As a delivery driver can confirm, it is a federal crime for us to put stuff in a mail box
Poob is making it harder to explain to my office coworkers what I have running while I do work
YES nearly 4hours! I’ve got this and PKA!
The cheese caves are for food reserves if Martial Law happens around Springfield, MO. I've known some people who worked at the Springfield Underground who said it drove you nuts and lots of people would take several month leaves from their job.
I love factually correct statements and beliefs!
This will probably never get noticed at this point, but for the record Sam. I found your channel through one of those Fallout 4 videos, I was looking for how to make caps easily and found your Jet video. You got a phone call mid way through recording from your brother, you saw who was calling and said f**k off to the phone. At that point I knew I had to see more.
Poob looks like Tobias from arrested Development when he tried to join the Blue Man Group
This filter made poob look permanently scared
Excellent work again Stalltt
Not the 4:30am episode
Planned obsolescence and disposable hardware are ruinous for everyone involved except the company selling the shit
1:16:34 Yeah the secret service guy in the car behind definitely was the one who shot him in the head. He had an early AR-15 that he was known to ride around in his hands with the safety off, and this was before trigger discipline was a thing. That's why his head popped in a different direction from where Oswald was shooting from, and why they found the bullet from the secret serviceman's rifle in the direct he shot it. Just looking at the damage you can tell it was a glancing hit from behind at a slightly upward angle from 30 feet with a .223 from a 20" barrel with a 1:14, you need a very specific set of circumstances that would lead to a head popping like that and it totally matches.
That is literally all but confirmed at this point if you look it up, Wendigoon has a video on it I think too. Oswald was the one who fired the kill shot, the butterfingers in the car behind him domed his corpse in all the excitement.
I totally sent one in, I dunno how it didn't make it in the episode. Loved the podcast anyhow.
Sam actually told me about you, he said he hated yours
Does this mean we’re not getting another episode for awhile because we got two back to back ?
Bit about the yeti is so good
About the brian conspiracy, check out the comments of the ep. Stalking a Former Guest - Ep. 117