The Fruitful Guide To Dying Alone
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- Опубліковано 12 гру 2016
- A short animated film dedicated to guiding you through the world of dating, so you too, can be guaranteed to die alone.
Also available in 4k, if that really means anything to anyone...
And yes, in retrospect I now realize the title-card/thumbnail is poorly designed.
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With all 100% certainty, I'm ready.
I feel you
so i'm on track! good to know.
S funny
Dying alone is not the worst thing to happen to a person.
Spending your life with someone who doesn't love you and uses you. That's a Fate worse than death
Facts
Yep...and you'll die alone anyway.
It's a one way ticket.
No duplex-coffins available.
Your giving death a bad rap and I don't appreciate it. There are far worse fates thames death. Living, for example.
@@sirpompom2295 there tones of thing I don't appreciate. But I deal with it
@@greygremlin1248 Never said I wasn't able to deal with it. Just don't appreciate the bad name death is being given is all.
That awkward moment when you’re doing all of these naturally...
my only talent in life.
unfortunately the rest of humanity can't find any use for it so I also have to die with the knowledge that I was unspecial and my existence even benefit the world in any meaningful way and was only a drain on their resources and patience
I'm only doing five out of twelve, I know because I counted.
Ahhh! Finally living you are!
I watched this and was finally able to die comfortably.
The problem with dying is that you have to live first.
I do all this because i believe im dying and dont want to drag anyone down with me
Probably watched this 50 time over the past few years.
Don't know why, it just resonates with me for some reason.
Thanks, I'm glad you've enjoyed it!
@@ZackBerw but how do i not live this kind of life
How the heck did I discovered this video just now?, incredible animation
Thank you!
None of my friends ever want to hang out with me. There's nothing to decline. No one notices when I walk into the room. No one knows that I left. No one will ever know I'm gone. My existence will go unnoticed and unremembered. I am nothing. I will never be anything to anyone.
This was surely something.
hey this is exactly what I’m doing
This hits way too close to home
I think I might wander over to the the empty railway at 2pm to contemplate my own fleeting mortality
Yaaaayy
This is all too relatable. Great work, as always.
not by youtube algorythm... i found this one by myself. thanks, my anxious brain
This is literally a video about my life, every single thing he said i do...... fucking hell, i am really gonna die alone...
This was a satire; to not do everything here. Live your life.
@@aayan5404 they (probably a he) meant they do all of these things you shouldn't do
So do all us. Nothing is guaranteed. I lived quite the opposite of this video. I worked on myself, got a career, was respectful to others, respectful to myself, was considered attractive, etc. ive had serious relationships, did all the "right stuff" as it were, and im going to die alone regardless. I'm a 38 year guy, nobody gives a fuck whether we live or die. Also you'll see miserable, awful people that treat others like garbage get all the praise in the world. Just enjoy your life, you can only control so much, toxic positivity will attempt to blind you to the truth, and people are going to judge you unfairly whether you're successful or not, and you don't need them to be happy.
Im only scared of dying before reaching my goal. My goal is to die with purpose, keep family, keep friends, keep money, its about you and nothing else. My life goal is to die for people who knows what to do with their lifes. There is no other option even though i want to want money, family, friends. You cant force yourself to want something you dont really want. Someone is materialistic, someone is oriented on people and emotions and someone on purpose.
I'm surprised that this masterpiece only has 15K views and how it existed for 5 years now with such amazing quality.
i can’t tell if this is satire or not cause of the monotonous voice
I finally know what to do with my life! Thanks!
so many lonely comments
It's been 9 years since it was decided that I would die alone.
I regret nothing.
Cope harder
It's funny how normies fully lack the intellectual faculties to understand that some people work differently than themselves, thus believing that if a person is at peace with something they don't like, that person must be coping. Which, ironically, is the normies' coping mechanism for what they can't grasp.
Rest in peace. I know you won't be able to read this, but I hope it was a peaceful end.
@@catsozen why do you think he passed away ?
@elitecoder955 becoming an hero
man, i hope more people watch this video
How does this not have millions of views yet? This is quite a great video
That's a... nice railway... maybe I should go sit on it...
This is a genius work of art I’m star struck
Great, I've been right on track the whole time. At least I got that right 👍
thax bro now i can die alone peasfully😇
„Learn to live an exciting life“
the only thing that I truly want in life is pure love, to love someone from the deepest of my heart and to be loved the same. I don’t need money, I don’t need many friends and I also don’t need an action-movie Life, I just want one person who I can give my hearth. But because of my extreme depression, I always end up failing every time I had a chance with a girl. I can understand that, who would want to date someone who feels lost in life, whose heart cold burns, whose brain is engulfed in a permanent Thunderstorm, I get that and accepted it.
So right now I am 20 and my life feels completely pointless. My depression gets worse month by month, I don’t know how long I can live like this anymore. Right now I believe that I will probably end it before I turn 25.
So I am gonna use one of my favourite quotes instead of yours:
„Life only gets worse, so good luck surviving it“
Dying alone I'm fine with, Dying lonely I will regr...💀💀
This made me realise how shit predictable and boring life is
The truth is everybody dies alone locked with nothing but ghosts of his mind.
This is beautifully animated. Too real.
The guide dying fruitful to alone
Epic tutorial. Worked like a charm.
The thing is, ive been doing these things throughout my life on daily basis. I guess it be easier for me
Underrated video
i either die alone or die loving someone whos only goal is to make me look dumb so they can disappear, point and laugh
The worst is knowing what I should be doing to avoid ending up like this but not having the courage to do it.
Nice guide!
Some of these im really not doing well so i gotta work on them, thanks!
I didn't have any friends to ignore
I just want to master how to be happy dying alone
I was just searching for an At the drive in lyrics but this is a lot better.
SINGLE SPARK CAN START A SPECTRAL FIRE
Feeding frenzy, it's contagious
00:50
I’ve been doing this for three years now since I became single again.
I’ve come to learn many life changing things I can do to improve myself but I don’t wanna yet.
I still remember what they all are and I’ll let you know when I begin.
Damn came for lessons but I’m already more than ready
Literally doing all of these
thanks for the tutorial. I always dreamed about dying alone
“The guide dying, fruitful to alone.”
this should have at least 5 million views
I think I might die alone, I don't know because I don't care but I also care at the same time. I don't want to be with somebody because I'd rather do things on my own but I don't want to be a disappointment.
very useful guide 10/10
Dying alone is sad, but the experience doesn't have to be all dreadful.
one of the few guides for all times
Right on track😍
Ellexcent, very well told.
I'm doing pretty well with all these. Still got a few to master.
Don't dead, open inside
You're amazing
My future scenario...
Top-notch 👌
Finally, someone who gets it.
This is my whole life and honestly I've sorts come to terms with it ❤❤😂
I would travel if I was making dollars haha
Thank you for this vid now I know why
It's totally about me 😒😩
so relatable
Great you have outlined my problem with all details so what is the solution to this problem now?
amazing
Just found this video. Subbed
Can’t decline friends requests to hang out if you haven’t got any
if u leave house only once then u can only skydive
Me doing these naturally as an autistic person but i never get a chance to destress
The guide Dying fruitful to alone.
Dying time's here.
Welp....I have this nailed
What's the song in the last five seconds?
It's a little track I wrote and recorded just for this short film.
@@ZackBerw i think it's awesome. do you want to release it?
@@ZackBerw Please release it 🙏
Thx
Its my sister marriage in India will wearing headphones during ceremony will work
Finally something i can do
Saw your pitch, I loved this!
Thanks, and there's more on the way soon!
What are my recommendations trying to tell me?
Great, it’s me!
I am an expert in this field.
FUCK. I thought it was the greatest song of the day!!!! (They got us in the first half, not gonna lie). Anyway , great video (still I discover this 5 years later), very thoughtful however bad it might sound to me
Dont dead open inside
Nice.
oh i don't need a guide I have been profecinilly trained
This is what having autism is like , except sleeping for 16 hours a day. Also, I would go with friend . . They usually flake out on me.
The Guide Dying Fruitful Alone
the guide dying fruitful to alone
I thought I was doing bad, but apparently Im doing better than I think, or everyone here is being satarical and I'm too humor blind to notice
Was going to make an edgy, isolationist comment on a five year old video the algorithm threw at me, but then 1:21
*Homeboy how'd you get banned from Club Penguin?*
*People Reading Thumbnail*
The Fruitful Guide To Die Alone (i sleep)
The Guide Dying, Fruitful To Alone ( *AWAKE* )
Most people die alone.
Even the ones who have found true love, get married and have kids - unless they die in the same car/plane crash chances are one of them is going to be left widowed. In the final days of their lives their family and relatives will come to say their goodbyes but it's very likely that not even any of the hospice nurses will be there when you draw your last breath.
I’m already doing 80% of these things.
He said that like it was a bad thing
So the fact that I like losing myself to my head while watching leaves fall off trees means I’m gonna die alone?😅
If only it was so easy.
THE GUIDE DYING. FRUITFUL TO ALONE.
The guide dying fruitfull to alone.
Well then