What Is R2D2 Saying? (Episode 1)

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  • @horion7185
    @horion7185 4 роки тому +781

    2:18
    It sounds like he actually said this..

  • @Outcrow
    @Outcrow 4 роки тому +501

    “Hey look, buddy. I’m an astromech. That means I solve problems.”

    • @aliasanonymous5387
      @aliasanonymous5387 4 роки тому +39

      "Not problems like "What is the Force?", because that would fall within the purview of the Jedi Order. I solve practical problems."

    • @Landocreep
      @Landocreep 4 роки тому +18

      "For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Seperatists from tearing the Republic a superfluous new behind?"

    • @7drag0n
      @7drag0n 4 роки тому +15

      "With a laser blasters. And if that don't work, use lightsabers."

    • @glitchedleaf2244
      @glitchedleaf2244 4 роки тому +14

      "Take for instance this heavy caliber blaster tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you."

    • @somegoodsoup7008
      @somegoodsoup7008 4 роки тому +6

      r/unexpectedtf2

  • @balalugaaa
    @balalugaaa 4 роки тому +539

    r2 is the most vulgar droid ever.
    they beeped out every word he said.

  • @rayhanqeis591
    @rayhanqeis591 4 роки тому +193

    rdr2 may be a rude person. but he is a good friend at least

    • @TheBosten-xo7tv
      @TheBosten-xo7tv 4 роки тому +34

      He was the best droid in the galaxy. A cunning warrior. And he was a good friend.

    • @volkova6209
      @volkova6209 4 роки тому +11

      "rdr2" oof

    • @Minosprimethyendisnow2
      @Minosprimethyendisnow2 4 роки тому +3

      "rdr2".. now listen here you little shit-

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 2 роки тому +4

      It's part of the programming present in all R2 units, though R2D2 developed more over time from his experiences, but still they have a strong sense of loyalty and a cheerful personality which is why they were more popular than newer units like R3 R4 R6 etc.

    • @neptunealmighty8053
      @neptunealmighty8053 Рік тому

      Correction: R2 isn’t a person 😄

  • @ronaldsyme8737
    @ronaldsyme8737 4 роки тому +102

    Did anybody else not realize actually how much R2-D2 talks

    • @RussellBarth
      @RussellBarth  4 роки тому +22

      dude, i am pretty sure he has more lines in A New Hope than any other character
      i tried to do THIS to EP3 and got to the part where they meet Obi-wan and my iMovie wouldn't do it any more. softwares crashed
      have a new machine. might try again

    • @atvthings6887
      @atvthings6887 3 роки тому +7

      Yes he does but because of so much swearing they just bleeped it out altogether

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 3 роки тому

      @@RussellBarth You are the hero the world needs

  • @JustinEvitable80
    @JustinEvitable80 7 років тому +725

    I like the video, but by translating the Aurebesh text seen at 5:14, R2's exact wording is: "Anakin, turn the ship around and go back home right away!"

    • @pseudonymsnake9318
      @pseudonymsnake9318 7 років тому +102

      JustinEvitable80 a holy fuck! I never noticed that! That's how he knows what he's saying!

    • @TheCaptainNick
      @TheCaptainNick 6 років тому +43

      I had no idea that was even possible.

    • @iancolthart6676
      @iancolthart6676 5 років тому +11

      Nerd lol

    • @TheBoxingNinja
      @TheBoxingNinja 4 роки тому +3

      Nice catch!

    • @TheBoxingNinja
      @TheBoxingNinja 4 роки тому +40

      @Spider Chavo I was watching the empire strikes back today, and when they land in the swamp I notice Luke wasn't sure what r2d2 was saying.

  • @jazzythings4307
    @jazzythings4307 4 роки тому +211

    In episode 8
    When r2 meets Skywalker, He says
    “What are you doing on this Sh!thole planet!”

  • @letobrady5677
    @letobrady5677 4 роки тому +1471

    i edited this so you will never know how i got this many likes

    • @BrownSillyCat
      @BrownSillyCat 4 роки тому +8

      K lol

    • @Ted_________
      @Ted_________ 4 роки тому +7

      *wonder

    • @Ghost_-_
      @Ghost_-_ 4 роки тому +5

      Wonder*

    • @Ted_________
      @Ted_________ 4 роки тому +4

      Oreo The husky you’re meant to put the star before the word!

    • @memersdreamisntfunny
      @memersdreamisntfunny 4 роки тому +3

      Leto Brady OH ok i was about to say hmm i dont see any bad words but after thinking that r2 said the b word hope r2 doesnt say the n word

  • @josejim31
    @josejim31 4 роки тому +196

    I imagined R2 being voiced by Samuel Jackson, or by Ice Cube.

  • @voidknight4639
    @voidknight4639 4 роки тому +48

    5:30
    He actually sounded like he was saying a no no word

  • @CarolinaLopez-hg4qo
    @CarolinaLopez-hg4qo 4 роки тому +208

    I think Jar Jar is Kinda funny
    I still find him kinda annoying though

    • @ISCARIOTSHIELD
      @ISCARIOTSHIELD 4 роки тому +30

      The thing with him, is that he is EVERYWHERE in the film, and makes it annoying. He can be funny sometimes but there's just too much Jar Jar.

    • @Maharaja_of_Punjab
      @Maharaja_of_Punjab 4 роки тому +9

      I am neutral

    • @devashishtripathi3560
      @devashishtripathi3560 4 роки тому +9

      He originally had more importance in other films than just being comedy relief.
      Lucas wanted him to be like Yoda, not a Force user, but how he initially appears silly but is actually smart. However, the fan reaction nerfed him down to just a small character

    • @lambo1614
      @lambo1614 4 роки тому +1

      66th like

    • @davidkelly4210
      @davidkelly4210 4 роки тому +2

      @@ISCARIOTSHIELD He was supposed the be Evil crazy Yoda. But unlike ESB, they didn't reveal Jar Jar to be Darth Pelagus in the same movie they introduced him in so he came off as a goof. Lucas got too scared AotC would flop without the Sith payoff and that was sooner than they had planned so they made Darth Plagueis an off screen character and gave Darth Sidious a throwaway line about how he killed him so nobody would ask questions. This forced Jar Jar to really be a goof so we ended up with the mess we got though TCW played around with the undercover Sith angle for fun.

  • @TurdFerguson884
    @TurdFerguson884 4 роки тому +37

    Shmi: all slaves have a transmitter placed inside their bodies somewhere.
    R2D2: gross

  • @elenamccracken544
    @elenamccracken544 5 років тому +33

    “I’ll try spinning, that’s a good trick”
    Later on during the clone wars series...
    “Spinning is hardly good flying” - “I know, but it’s a good trick”

  • @daltonobrian2596
    @daltonobrian2596 4 роки тому +39

    The subtitles are just making me love R2-D2 more.

    • @罗念-o8r
      @罗念-o8r 4 роки тому +7

      R2-D2 being a cute little savage is the best.

  • @zackattack0425
    @zackattack0425 4 роки тому +53

    The funny part is I do actually image him saying all this stuff!!!

  • @nationstate
    @nationstate 4 роки тому +32

    2:18 is perfect

  • @matejsykora8129
    @matejsykora8129 7 років тому +372

    R2 is such a badass :D

  • @xps_8300
    @xps_8300 6 років тому +204

    I'll try spinning, that's a cool trick!
    *DOES AILERON ROLLS*

    • @fuzzy6295
      @fuzzy6295 6 років тому +7

      Incorrect that wasn't a barrel roll it was an Aileron roll

    • @jamesmulligan7413
      @jamesmulligan7413 6 років тому +2

      Coin From Super Mario Bros. Sorry man but it was a aileron roll

    • @nrivera308
      @nrivera308 6 років тому +4

      Or as obiwan says in the clone wars: anakin youre crazy, spinning is not flying and anakin responds: but its a good trick lol

    • @xps_8300
      @xps_8300 6 років тому +4

      Yea... but the Barrel Roll thing is a meme.

    • @steam-powereddolphin5449
      @steam-powereddolphin5449 4 роки тому +2

      Lylat system folk likely have some different terminology than we do. So “barrel roll” could be *correct* for them!

  • @worldwarriot7262
    @worldwarriot7262 4 роки тому +16

    5:15 he’s actually saying, “Anakin, turn the ship around and go back homie” ( i think on homie )”...”

  • @mxnxchrxmqtic
    @mxnxchrxmqtic 4 роки тому +54

    Why does R2 act like Hank from Detroit: Become Human?

    • @owet2184
      @owet2184 4 роки тому +7

      Because he is

  • @master-ofmanga2792
    @master-ofmanga2792 7 років тому +15

    Anakin seems very calm for being in a large scale space battle.

  • @Cp-71
    @Cp-71 4 роки тому +10

    Anakin: These are my friends, mom!
    R2: 'Sup!
    Definitely my favourite line :D

  • @vincentweatherly9991
    @vincentweatherly9991 4 роки тому +26

    So this is why R2 has everything beeped out

  • @ImMotality
    @ImMotality 4 роки тому +13

    R2D2 after fixing the ship was like "ight imma head in"

  • @jaxthedeceiv3r246
    @jaxthedeceiv3r246 7 років тому +118

    Lmfao R2D2 is a savage. Lmfaooo.

  • @samoan_king206
    @samoan_king206 4 роки тому +32

    He was so vulgar that they bleeped out every word he said fo 9 episodes

  • @scorchfire4816
    @scorchfire4816 4 роки тому +44

    Even if people say Jar-jar is the worst, I say I do love him. Love the way he talks and his clumsiness makes him even funnier.

    • @dulceborges1754
      @dulceborges1754 4 роки тому +5

      Hug me man I thought I was the only guy that liked jar jar binks

    • @spooket8464
      @spooket8464 2 роки тому +5

      honestly, he's not as bad as I remember. He's actually kind of endearing.

  • @crypt1k755
    @crypt1k755 4 роки тому +5

    R2D2 after gaining the ability to speak: “So anyway I started swearing”

  • @OverlyHonestGaming
    @OverlyHonestGaming 6 років тому +24

    Watch your language, R2!

  • @TheCaptainNick
    @TheCaptainNick 6 років тому +24

    You know, they should have kept R2 away from kids.

  • @nodeloliver6201
    @nodeloliver6201 4 роки тому +6

    Sounds like R2D2 has the attitude of any New Yorker.

    • @BimbelyGimbly
      @BimbelyGimbly 4 роки тому +2

      Yea, as a New Yorker I can definently confirm this as true

  • @bruhmoment1090
    @bruhmoment1090 7 років тому +120

    WHY IS R2 SO TOXIC

    • @saltedhorsemeat4843
      @saltedhorsemeat4843 7 років тому +25

      when you've been through 2 galaxy wide wars, soon to be 3 with this Sequel Trilogy coming up, you get in a little over your head. i wouldn't be surprised in by The Last Jedi R2 is just sassing everyone and everything from how confident that many battles might've made him

    • @bruhmoment1090
      @bruhmoment1090 7 років тому +2

      Salted Horse Meat lel

    • @tevcon317
      @tevcon317 6 років тому +2

      Salted Horse Meat "Hey watch the language"

    • @hammerbro1947
      @hammerbro1947 5 років тому +2

      Well, at least we get to see unofficial translations. Almost good translation

  • @rushthezeppelin
    @rushthezeppelin 7 років тому +23

    Anyone else doing this in Cleveland Brown's voice in their head?

    • @coleslegoworld
      @coleslegoworld 5 років тому +1

      Nah i did it samuel jacksons voice

  • @twistedyogert
    @twistedyogert 7 років тому +55

    Why would R2 reference Jesus if he wasn't born yet, or even born in that Galaxy?

    • @scrap8660
      @scrap8660 5 років тому +3

      twistedyogert ok boomer

    • @niyebread3033
      @niyebread3033 4 роки тому +4

      @@scrap8660 funny and original comment

    • @poppapalpatine7659
      @poppapalpatine7659 4 роки тому

      Translations

    • @scrap8660
      @scrap8660 4 роки тому +1

      Jovi R I mean nobody’s said it yet so it does kinda cover the original part

  • @1991beachboy
    @1991beachboy 6 років тому +17

    Lol, never laughed that much at R2. Please make more of these!!! :)

  • @rusher2068
    @rusher2068 6 років тому +7

    1:47 Says him, he is also blue.

  • @WeylandYutaniCorp91
    @WeylandYutaniCorp91 4 роки тому +7

    These videos are funny. When I was a kid I would do something similar when I was watching movies making up dialogue for the characters who didn't talk or their made up languages weren't translated.

  • @jonathanstuart7354
    @jonathanstuart7354 4 роки тому +5

    i consider this cannon.

  • @eekturk4258
    @eekturk4258 4 роки тому +6

    0:44 Imagine him saying 2d mom fricking d2 baby

  • @thetrueairbornefca
    @thetrueairbornefca 5 років тому +5

    0:19 it’s a pun!
    Space is cold and chill.

  • @Devo57
    @Devo57 4 роки тому +8

    “R2 muthafuckin’ D2, baby!”

  • @Ghost_-_
    @Ghost_-_ 4 роки тому +6

    5:01 it's like if he is trying to make sure his nose is fine

  • @Greiciunas1
    @Greiciunas1 4 роки тому +4

    No swearing at all in Star Wars, but someone HAS to mess with a good thing.

  • @Oathkeeper156
    @Oathkeeper156 4 роки тому +2

    I like this characterization of the little guy.

  • @alexr6913
    @alexr6913 4 роки тому +2

    2:44 "Creepy as fuck dude"
    I'm dead 😂

  • @johnroscoe2406
    @johnroscoe2406 4 роки тому +2

    Padme, clean this droid up.
    Wow the security doubles really milk it for all its worth don't they...

  • @marshmellowguy586
    @marshmellowguy586 4 роки тому +12

    2:00 Me when I look at the comments

  • @mattk750
    @mattk750 2 роки тому +1

    2:18 He didn't know it but he met his life long friend

  • @LEGENDCITYest1963
    @LEGENDCITYest1963 4 роки тому +1

    They say r2d2 has a baby voice but I always thought he was the Pimp Daddy of Love.

  • @devirambansal643
    @devirambansal643 6 років тому +6

    2:20- it really feels r2 said that😂😂

    • @praveenloganathan7495
      @praveenloganathan7495 5 років тому

      yeah, he had force visions of enduring his torture for the rest of his droid years

  • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
    @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 5 років тому +3

    If artoo could actually talk, I'd imagine him with wither a New York accent, or a British accent.

  • @Kitchyyy
    @Kitchyyy 6 років тому +1

    *I swear this is quite possibly the most entertaining star wars video I have ever watched in my life*

  • @corsaircarl9582
    @corsaircarl9582 3 роки тому +1

    What people don't realize about R2 units is within the Expanded universe they had to have a routine maintenance about once every few months because for some reason their programming makes them a little more ornery than usual, some don't let them go through this routine because it gives them the bravado and edge they need to get the job done. R2-D2 was one of those lucky one's, explains why he had some shit-hot stunts.

  • @HelluvaOpp
    @HelluvaOpp 2 роки тому

    I like how he just curses
    Like he’s a smug teen’s spirit in a robot’s body

  • @masgin04
    @masgin04 4 роки тому +3

    Now we know why he speak with sounds and not words

  • @billiecruz4399
    @billiecruz4399 4 роки тому +1

    They talk about R2 having a filthy mouth so BET he is cursing.
    Great vid.

  • @mr.broski4849
    @mr.broski4849 4 роки тому +3

    This made me love r2 even more

  • @pumpkojacket
    @pumpkojacket 2 роки тому +1

    I allways imagined r2 to like swere like non stop

  • @MasterQ18
    @MasterQ18 4 роки тому +1

    This is how many times R2 Said F****
    l
    l
    l
    l
    l
    l
    V

  • @Tabby3456
    @Tabby3456 4 роки тому +1

    I have a feeling that R2D2 is the one controlling the ship even after "Controlling" it

  • @TardisGal4419
    @TardisGal4419 4 роки тому +7

    R2D2 is just like bender in this lmao

  • @radarred4529
    @radarred4529 6 років тому +3

    In the next remastered version, they should give r2 and Chewie subtitles. Clean ones.

    • @Ghost_-_
      @Ghost_-_ 4 роки тому

      Yeah yellow ones like the clone wars intro

    • @Ghost_-_
      @Ghost_-_ 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @bytisoli
    @bytisoli 4 роки тому +2

    Sounds like things big smoke would say

  • @austinhamblin3646
    @austinhamblin3646 6 років тому +19

    Is this Cannon (Sarcastic)

  • @alexanderpretty1979
    @alexanderpretty1979 4 роки тому

    Anakin: this is tense
    Me: no shit for u

  • @setsyoufree8
    @setsyoufree8 4 роки тому

    R2, saving everybody one more time: "Nobody helps me in this fucking Galaxy!"

  • @JC-2106
    @JC-2106 4 роки тому

    Imagine being the queen and your decoy tells you to go clean a dirty fucking robot and theres nothing you can do about it

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 3 роки тому

    This R2 dialogue makes me think of if he was writter for a modern spin-off, like Solo

  • @Pinoccappuccino
    @Pinoccappuccino 6 років тому +1

    While the video is for comedic purposes, the screen at 5:13 translating R2-D2 reads "Anakin turn this ship around and go back homie right away".

  • @Michael-bs3tl
    @Michael-bs3tl 4 роки тому

    Imagine meting some kid that is really exiced to show you his very own skinned frankenstein monster, because that is what happend to R2

  • @ihaveacar
    @ihaveacar 4 роки тому

    I died when he saw 3PO for the first time "What .... the fuck?"

  • @johnsmith6586
    @johnsmith6586 2 роки тому

    He is saying "I am NOT a vaccum cleaner"

  • @timwinter4459
    @timwinter4459 4 роки тому +1

    And I love R2 just that little bit more now!

  • @cyvader101
    @cyvader101 4 роки тому +3

    Why do they give an award to R2 after saving the ship
    He did exactly what he was designed to do he is a droid
    Is it normal for droids to not do what they are programmed to do ?

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 4 роки тому

      Cyvader 101 Well, they would have been dead had not R2, against all odds and under heavy enemy fire, did his job. I guess it’s just a one time occurrence, given that the droid practically saved them. Also, it’s Naboo, supposedly one of the more refined human cultures in the galaxy that respects lives.

    • @cyvader101
      @cyvader101 4 роки тому

      Alexander Christopher I guess
      Qui gon and obi wan may both be space Jesus
      But R2 is space GOD

  • @emeraldmaster5388
    @emeraldmaster5388 4 роки тому

    Man I wish there was a cut of the movies where our two could speak but like how he was meant to speak a.k.a. like a dirty sailor cussing his heart out

  • @combatdentist
    @combatdentist 4 роки тому +1

    For real i actually cried with laughter. Thsi some real funny shit!

  • @okoder
    @okoder 4 роки тому +1

    R2D2 is such a bastard and I love him

  • @0m521
    @0m521 7 років тому +2

    I'll try spinning,that a good trick

  • @dennisjansson6239
    @dennisjansson6239 2 роки тому

    Funny. Now we need 1 each of original trilogy & sequel trilogy.

  • @DeadhunterThe
    @DeadhunterThe 5 років тому

    Don't ya just LOVE that little beer keg?

  • @hillwoop9101
    @hillwoop9101 4 роки тому +2

    2:18 My parents reaction when I was born

  • @starvingshark815
    @starvingshark815 4 роки тому +19

    Wow, disny was right to censor ever word he said
    Sorry i just had to make thwt joke

    • @Tom-km5eh
      @Tom-km5eh 4 роки тому +1

      This was not made by Disney

    • @starvingshark815
      @starvingshark815 4 роки тому +1

      @@Tom-km5eh ok fine George lucas was right

  • @technounionrepresentative4274
    @technounionrepresentative4274 4 роки тому

    I consider R2s first interactions with threepo cannon until proven otherwise

  • @beast3911
    @beast3911 6 років тому +1

    Now I can't look to R2 the same way

  • @esalvador4197
    @esalvador4197 5 років тому +2

    R2yeet2 is my favorite character

  • @user-mg7wh8zq6v
    @user-mg7wh8zq6v 4 роки тому +1

    Smart way to slide in some offensive languages ( although still funny af ) and some adult jokes haha

  • @alexmorlock6584
    @alexmorlock6584 6 років тому

    2:18 when the captions say 'what.....the fuck' it sounds like r2 actually said it🤣🤣🤣

  • @gamercat1827
    @gamercat1827 4 роки тому +1

    This sounds like Samuel L Jackson played R2-D2

  • @johnroscoe2406
    @johnroscoe2406 4 роки тому

    lmfao the scenes in the N-1 starfighter

  • @kratos8564
    @kratos8564 4 роки тому +5

    I believe R2 and 3PO are the only characters in Star Wars that are in all the movies in the franchise

  • @jeffreyhunter4966
    @jeffreyhunter4966 3 роки тому

    This is really good. One idea that always comes to mind is showing the subtitles of what the barn owl in Once Upon A Forest is saying

  • @BMSDollaDolla
    @BMSDollaDolla 4 роки тому +1

    I accept this as cannon

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy 3 роки тому

    Somebody had the technology to built an artificial intelligence yet lacked the technology to give it a human voice synthesizer?

  • @unlimitedduckgamer
    @unlimitedduckgamer 4 роки тому

    "Noice"
    - R2D2 Phantom Menace 1999

  • @TheBestWanderbug
    @TheBestWanderbug 6 років тому

    When Anikan said “now this is pod racing!” You should have put “no it’s fucking not”

  • @user-cl7yr
    @user-cl7yr 4 роки тому +4

    to think george lucas wrote these very lines, wow

    • @esteryrose
      @esteryrose 4 роки тому

      Samuel Meisner he didn’t actually say this stuff

    • @user-cl7yr
      @user-cl7yr 4 роки тому +1

      @@esteryrose i was being sarcastic :)

  • @jaythenolongerbluemama6844
    @jaythenolongerbluemama6844 4 роки тому

    WOWSER that's one sassy robot

  • @FactsNReason
    @FactsNReason 5 років тому +1

    I agree: R2 kicks ass!!! We love your big fella!!

  • @michaelmccloskeyooi
    @michaelmccloskeyooi 4 роки тому

    Anakin: you're the sith lord the jedi are looking for
    Jar jar: 1:14

  • @bharangi
    @bharangi 4 роки тому

    0:11 - What are you planning, you traitor?