You didn’t even mention the peace keeping stormtroopers purposely missing 90% of their blaster shots to intimidate their foes to retreat instead of continuing the meaningless bloodshed!
Okay but i think death star didnt get 90% of their shots that shed the blood of bilions of People an entire ecossistem with tons of espécies being extinguished
This without said that the fact of miss 90% of the shots is a suicide mission for soldiers that were influenciated and some of them dont even know that they are bad
And you see that Chewbacca is brown. Ropes are brown what a ropes used for hangman’s rope. The hangman’s rope is used by suicidal people. Chewbacca is telling the empire to hang themselves.
Also, it looks like the TIE fighters are solar powered, based on those panels on the side. Very ecologically responsible compared to those gas guzzling X-wing fighters.
yea their were some flaws but did you see the acolyte or just agree with out thinking? The thing is people can suck like one day I was walking to get something to eat, this old woman had let her dog out who escaped her yard and bit out a part of my leg. I hate that breed of dog with good reason but instagram shows me a channel of this woman who raises that breed of dog which i ask wtf to it and 200 ppl want me killed by these dogs, which tells me some people suck. The point is think for your self and in the acolyte well look ok sol got a bit weird only knowing his cult and they in his mind had to be right which caused his bad choices
@timgersh6787 The Acolyte was so shit I didn't even care to watch the last 2 episodes. You can't tell my I'm getting brainwashed by others because I did my own assessment of it, and my people agree that the Acolyte is shit.
Not just that, he was actually preparing the galaxy for the yuuzhan bing invasion, thereby reducing the collateral damage. The new republic in legends were incompetent and it resulted in the death of 365 trillion beings. Now who is the peacekeeper again?
A better structure would be, "A sith only deals in absolutes" which only describes a sith making deals as being in absolutes which is perfectly reasonable and technically contains no absolute in and of itself
The empire literally didn't do anything evil in the original trilogy A single planet was blown up by an admiral who took action on his own All the original trilogy is is "empire bad cause characters we follow say so" If the ot was in the view of the empire it'd be a story of an empire trying to stop a destructive rebellion that is tearing the galaxy in 2
@@some_shitposting_idiot3023 But thats only the surface, after it you need to ask why the rebels were doing all of that... your point is like saying "X is wrong because he threw a rock at Y!" but Y threw it first and that why X took action. And again, indeed if you stick to the thin surface thats how it looks, but when you consider all the lore, thats just not it, and one example is: how could the empire not be "evil", if all their chain of command and EMPEROR is literally a evil character driven by anger and rude power by any means, you cant say that "Oh the admiral who shot the planet was evil! Not the empire!" while the empire is a SITH empire and thats the whole point of Jedi vs Sith. Of course you can use the argument that "The republic was corrupt!" and so on... but again, who was behind all the bad stuff happening? 🤭 The emperor himself, Darth Sidious And ok if you wanna follow the original trilogy point of view go on, but insisting in the statement that the empire is all fine is very broken if you consider the whole view we have now🤔
@@some_shitposting_idiot3023 I mean the empire didn't disavow or stop the action, and disbanded the senate right after it lol so every time a stormtrooper fires a blast at someone, that wasn't the empire, right? It was just an individual acting on their own
“Yoo dudes... *ccooouuuu* The Empire is pretty *cccchhhhh* chill, uou should like join *ccoooouuuu* or something *ccchhhh* damn that hurts...Hey STEVE!” “Yes Lord Va-a-a” *Force Choke*
Wookies are not people. Wookies are less than people. Wookies are less than what I wipe my butt with. Heck, Wookies are less than what comes out of my butt. If wookies were real, and I found out that they went extinct, I would have an erection that lasts longer than 6 hours and I would have to consult a physician.
But Star Wars itself is a series of propaganda materials... At least Disney set things right by having Rey Palpatine steal the credits and the family name of the rebellious Skywalkers.
did you ever see or read Wicked? but it has to be said. ethics and empathy is not a defense against Tyranny any more. as it was in the days of Noah. just saying.
You forgot to point out that in every movie the stormtroopers never shoot to kill. They only shoot precise warning shots. They always hit near the target to show that they are expert marksmen that are able to shoot extremely close to the target without hitting the target every single time.
This is something that was discussed way after the release of the original three films. And it wasn’t even confirmed. Literally everybody knows the troopers suck with their aim. Characters have said it before. It’s a theory that they never shot to kill, which again was never brought up until recently. So implying that it’d be 100% truth would be wrong, unless officially confirmed.
@@jacobevanina94 youre just saying brainlessly without reseaching, 1st, the helmet of the troopers make them hardly see through it (bad grammar). And the 2nd, The blaster the troopers use have a very bad accuracy...
That's actually correct in at least one instance. Some of the worst trooper shooting ever is during the escape from the death star, where they were allowed to escape just like Leia theorized.
The Sequel Trilogy, all joking aside honestly does show the galaxy was better off under the Empire's rule. i mean the new republic is nearly useless and have very few planets under there governance. crime is rampant everywhere so much that Han even went back to crime. under the empire it was kept in check at least. The first order a complete radical worse version of the empire took over just by blowing up a few things.
@Aswad Faruki What do you meeeeen! It just means a different type of taberna gas, probably refined by a different company. They are not even lasers, they are bolts of ionised plasma.
@@UncSamSau maybe they are being accurate... firing warning shots only. do take note stormtroopers are recruited from all over the galaxy, maybe they are afraid killing someone that is from the homeworld of their fellow comrades
Well, they managed to destroyed all the ships attacking the death star, except for 3 or 4 ships!!! Movies don't kill their heroes in the middle of a movie or trilogy. Have you ever seen james bond movies?, his enemies always miss when shooting at him. As a story teller (aspiring) you don't kill your characters in the middle of a story: you may lose your AUDIENCE!!! I thought knew that ALREADY.
For the last time, Storm troopers do not have bad aim, in the OT, they had orders to let Leia escape so they could find the rebel base, Disney thought it would be funny to ruin storm troopers and make their terrible aim canon
I stand around awkwardly with my saber on from time to time, if you know what I mean... and I mean Padmé and Leia... boner. Also, Grievous ain't you dead?!
Well if you replace Light saber with stratgic bombers fly neare the enemy Border. and ICBM ready to take of in minutes pointing on enemys Basy and warstructurs. You have discriped a Cold War.
Nick Capella except it is. like it or not, it is canon. if you don’t wanna watch it, don’t. i’m not the biggest fan of TROS, but it is canon, and will be.
"A foolish man cries about a hole in his pocket, while a wise man uses it to scratch his balls." -Sun Tzu (art of war) (edit) HOLY SHIT ALMOST 5K LIKES!!!!
Darth Vader and stormtroopers were very responsible in the use of masks to prevent the spread of any kind viruses, while promiscuous Leia kisses in the mouth everyone she crossed
@@aSandwich.13 an outright joke but often viewed thru the right wing lens as facts.thats when u know its a double ententre of the highest level.....a level within a level.
@@MeloonM4n seems you’re involving lore that isn’t part of the movies, remember the beginning when he said this analysis was predicated on only the movies.
I grew up with the original trilogy, and was always disturbed by the destruction of the second death star, that was under construction, and not just populated by a military. " What about all those workers "? I always thought. The Rebels don't care about the little people. Ask the Ewoks. Also, the Ewoks were cannibals, a strange civilization for the Rebels to band with.
Did you know that green and red lasers were selected as such for the ship because the US uses material that burned red in their tracer ammo while the soviets preferred green-burning ones? Thus heavy, vehicle mounted gusn on the US would appear to fire red "streaks" at the enemy, while soviets would shoot "green."
It's like enslaving people on a prison planet to build parts for your giant space laser until they die. Only for said space laser to get blow up by a farm boy. "Job creators"@@CallMe_Boris
@@IAmJimHuss Which shows that the rebellion acted first. But there is more stuff in the books than the films. You should check some of them out sometimes!
@@Joe836 The Jedi didn't realize that the Sith couldn't be destroyed completely because the force then wouldn't be balanced, it would be one sided, this is what Anakin probably saw in Palpatine, if Mace Windu killed him then who would be the next Sith? besides isn't that against the Jedi code to kill someone who is defenseless? i really believe that Mace would become in that moment the next Sith Lord if Anakin didn't interfere.
Let’s not forget that the emperor made a disabled veteran from the Clone Wars (Anakin Skywalker) his heir and personally funded his physical therapy, as far as I see the “noble Jedi” discouraged equality for the differently abled sending them off to be farmers for the warrior Jedi
he....literally created and groomed the same person, knowing he would suffer his entire life. let's not mention the fact that he didn't give anakin anesthetics when he was turned into a half-cyborg, so to deepen his connection to the dark side. palpatine never once cared about anakin, he only wished to make him his slave.
True. When rebels shoot red lasers it means "stop and die". But when darth maul uses a red light saber it means "stop, I don't want to hurt you"??? How does that make sense?
Indeed the Sith hate the Jedi and Love to fight them for a good reason. Maul attacked the Jedi several times and I think in Episode 1 as well. If you take a look at the old republic, you will get to know that the Jedi are addicted to power and you‘ll understand the Sith. The Jedi started a galactic war, because planets didn’t want to be under the ruling of them by FREE choice, so the Jedi destroyed the whole Sith planet and made a genocide on them and the Dark-Jedi Order, same with the planet Mandalor and the Mandalorians, because they don’t accept another mace-user or powerful order but the anti-democratic order of the Jedi. Palpatine was elected democratiically. The Jedi had NO right to put him under arrest simply because he is a mace-user. The Jedi fear everything that might destroy their shadow-government. They are the true villains in Star Wars.
Its Gods children & prophets vs the devil & demons . The “force” is Gods Wisdom that “surrounds the earth before there was even a clod upon the earth “ (expand to cover a greater area) . It’s difficult to miss that , but then 6 out of 5 people have trouble with math . May the force be with you …
Jedi #1: That little slave kid is some kind of Force God. Let's rescue him and teach him to be good like us. Jedi #2: Should we rescue his mom, too? Jedi #1: Nah.
@@podroznikzpustkowi4805 yeah but they didnt have any valuable money if you remember the movie , the toydarian slave holder wouldn't accept republic credits that's why they had to bet on the race in the first place
"The empire shoots green lasers with means go in peace, while the rebels shoot red lasers which means stop and die." "Even looking at the lightsabers is further proof of this... with Maul's saber coloring red, implying stop, stop, I do not want to hurt you, with the Jedi lightsaber saying I will fight you so hard that you will feel blue, and go and die"
He didn't want to be responsible for his death. He loved him like a brother. It broke his hart he had to fight his own pupil. That's why he left his fate up to the lava. I think he thought he would die anyway and didn't want his death on his conscience. Just let the fire take care if him.
@@danielkeizer4174 that’s pretty bad logic he left him to suffer as he burned in the lava. It would have been more compassionate to just kill him. Good thing he didn’t though
My issue has always been, if the Jedi are so caring, why didn’t they back and buy Annakins mom out of slavery? It’s not like they didn’t have the ability to do so, with great power comes great responsibility, after all.
They are "For the Greater Good" guys and they arent caring, they made to not care by training from very young age. QuiGon is somehow atypical and therefore Obi Wan, Luke and Anakin as well - his pupils. Since they are main characters and viewers follow them closely and tricked into thinking that all jedies are +- like that, which isnt true, normal jedi only concern themselves with global things and magical "disturbences in the Force" .
@@stillcantbesilencedevennow What could they have done? The war was inevitable and if the Jedi hadn't joined then the Clone army would have been given to Republic generals who viewed clones as no better than droids
If qui gon jinn would be alive it would have happened, cause he saw the flaws of the jedi, just fighting with their mind and not using their heart. Luke was able to do both and became the strongest jedi (Jedis aren't heroes conceptually, individuals like qui gon and Luke are heroes)
clone commando predator you’re right, humans are obsolete to Clones. Clones were trained from birth, saw their literal brothers die by their side and in their hands. The Stormtroopers (Empire) were not trained from birth, they saw their friends, even brothers and sisters die, but they are trained even when they’re like 10/11 years old but they are cadets.
@@Tugboat1861 that is true but stormtroopers were at least trained for about four years but the problem was when the rebellion started growing more an more some stormtroopers training was rushed so they could have more numbers in the frontlines
And let's not forget the Empire's interest in promoting Green Technology. The Empire's Tie Fighters have large solar panels on the side. The Rebellion? Old traditional polluting technology.
Well, if you had seen all the spending on the Republic's very limited budget, you would understand why their Tie Fighters could not afford any fuel... they just had to wait around absorbing sunlight until recharged and ready to fly...
This has to be one of the most, if not THE most elaborate display of how propaganda can be used to sway opinion by completely showing out of context clips alongside broad simplifications of issues and statements
Can we stop and take a second to notice that in the ending scene of rouge 1 it was the terrorist rebels that shot first? Vader was obviously only gonna ask them to give it back politely. Even lighting up the dark room so as to make eye contact and establish trust. But the terrorist rebels do not negotiate and choose to attack Vader instead of peaceful resolution.
Politely? 😂 Vader opening up his lightsaber is already a sign to the rebels that he’s going to inflict on killing them that’s why they had to try and shoot vader. Plus it wouldn’t even make a difference. If the rebels even gave the death star plans to vader right ahead they’ll still either get killed or be in prison for a lifetime.
@@suhritkanumuru6456 No the lightsaber is a tool to keep the peace, clearly Darth Vader was using it like an olive branch. He only defended himself, really in my eyes the rebels are evil
I remember this line of Spirit Obiwan with Luke "Luke, any truth you hear is based on certain point of view". And then, in reality, i hear this shit: "Speak your truth is the most powerful thing". That's not all, here comes this bs as well "The Truth is just a matter of Perspective". If the truth is a matter of "Perspective" or "Point of View", there will be no Truth. Then that means we are living in a Big Lie?
Besides, Carl Sagan had already said it: at the ceremony where Luke and Han were given the medals, Chewabacca was given nothing, even though he was on the same ship running the same risks. There is discrimination in the resistance against the Wookiees
@@zaho87 It's true! Let's imagine for a minute if Chewabbaca had said, "Damn midget with a donut hairstyle." Today they would be setting fire to the cinemas.
There’s plenty discrimination afoot. I see a lot more “human” ppl in the empire than other races. Understandably so when you see many of them are in rebellion of the empire.
Speciesm (or whatever it's called) was actually a thing in the Republic even before Palpatine. So that kind of discrimination was cultural to some level and was widespread, it has nothing to do with the Empire
Even though this was satirical, you actually did make some good points. The moral of the story is that the best propaganda works by occasionally making legitimately valid points at times.
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Like the Rebel scum's propaganda? See also 'The Last Ringbearer' en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Ringbearer about the other side of the Lord of the Rings.
@@JoseRRodriguez no it's not. The dark side uses the force as an instrument of their will. Anakin fullfills the prophecy of balance by dying and killing the emperor. The sith are destroyed and balance of the FORCE is restored. Source: george lucas
@@JoseRRodriguez there’s no “light side”. There’s the dark side and the force, the force is just like a force of nature, a river and the Jedi are the ones supposed to keep that river flowing. Meanwhile the sith are the ones disturbing the waters and blocking it in order to obtain unnatural abilities
You might say vader killing the admirals who failed as a sign their evil but remember this is based of a Japanese film which means admirals failing means them and their family are Dishonored and in ancient fudle japan a colleague had to kill his Dishonored friend to give him and his family honor so vader cares so much for them he kills them so them and their families can be rehonored
Jim Huss ENT if you made the rules that doesn’t mean you can’t change them, also that just means you’re pulling shit out of your ass to make points lol.
Jim Huss ENT go back to ur brainwashing that has u thinking that the duty and empire are good even tho they killed innocent people. Who taught u this? was it hitler or north korea. I am confused
Seiko Voduun I heard somewhere(sorry for not remembering where, probably a UA-cam video) that the lightsabers turn red when they do evil yet that is probably wrong because Jedis aren’t always nice either
Not as much as the movies themselves. Are we really supposed to believe the rebel propaganda that the emperor was an evil hooded space wizard who told the rebel leader to kill his own father? Wake up Bantheeple!
All species? You mean those beast like wookies that don't wear pants and warble to speak? Last time I checked, wookies weren't the entire galaxy. Those give minded Geonosians were under slavery by their queens and we didn't brutally murder them. Alderaan's own royal family rebelled against us and it was an attempt to avoid further conflict. Once more the sith will rule the Galaxy and We shall have PEACE. Didn't I order all CIS droids to be shut down? Why are you still online?
@@sheevpalpatineemperorofpea2573 yes we could've worked for you guys we would've been soo powerful and we were still being made in geonosis the factory hasnt been shut down
I promise I won’t get political
2 deathsticks later:
You want to go home and rethink your life.
*Kenobi has left the chat*
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Adam Shelton that’s why I love the Star Wars Community
The Death Star? What’s that?
I think you mean the Peace Moon.
Ah, a fellow man of quality
Moon of Peace
The small moon of peace
I think he means the Employment center
That is no moon.
You didn’t even mention the peace keeping stormtroopers purposely missing 90% of their blaster shots to intimidate their foes to retreat instead of continuing the meaningless bloodshed!
He did though... just not in those words. Around @12:30
Okay but i think death star didnt get 90% of their shots that shed the blood of bilions of People an entire ecossistem with tons of espécies being extinguished
This without said that the fact of miss 90% of the shots is a suicide mission for soldiers that were influenciated and some of them dont even know that they are bad
Right because Obi Wan attests to their precision, so missing was intentional!!! It’s so clear!!!
@@tonyfournier1950exactly, he did say it and that "viewer" probably didn't even watch the video
"Wookiees aren't people" I spit my drink
REEE RACISM
Human Rights are Human for a reason ;)
Ewoks are just tiny bears they live in trees they are nothing like humans and that is why I have a smile on my face when I exterminate them
“They live in trees like monkeys” 💀
He right tho
I have never in my life heard anyone utter the phrase, “Half a dozen million.”
Where you not listening to the video? He clearly said it. ;)
Nathan Duke that’s the joke. As in this video is a joke? Do you get it?
yeah, the "millions" point was some serious nitpicking...
I've heard it a twelfth of dozen times.
on youtube that is(wouldnt let me edit it in)
"The empire shoot green lasers which mean go in peace" i lost it
"I will fight you so hard it will make you feel blue"
And you see that Chewbacca is brown. Ropes are brown what a ropes used for hangman’s rope. The hangman’s rope is used by suicidal people. Chewbacca is telling the empire to hang themselves.
@@reedstone2676 Im Blue If I Were Green I Would Die
@@georjaum12 memes!
And then then says the red lightsabers men stop
Also, it looks like the TIE fighters are solar powered, based on those panels on the side. Very ecologically responsible compared to those gas guzzling X-wing fighters.
Yep, and I bet they (the X wings) contribute greatly to Galactic warming! As greta Thunberg would say "how dare you".
Aint no wau
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There reference to the TIEs 👔 worn by gentlemen should also be noted.
Good thing the heroes were too stupid to hit them with a basic EMP blast.
People who wrote the acolyte must've watched this and thought this was serious 💀
🤣🤣🤣
yea their were some flaws but did you see the acolyte or just agree with out thinking? The thing is people can suck like one day I was walking to get something to eat, this old woman had let her dog out who escaped her yard and bit out a part of my leg. I hate that breed of dog with good reason but instagram shows me a channel of this woman who raises that breed of dog which i ask wtf to it and 200 ppl want me killed by these dogs, which tells me some people suck. The point is think for your self and in the acolyte well look ok sol got a bit weird only knowing his cult and they in his mind had to be right which caused his bad choices
Was saying is this the director secret channel guy same same bullshit as her
Sith are actually the good guys...
@timgersh6787 The Acolyte was so shit I didn't even care to watch the last 2 episodes. You can't tell my I'm getting brainwashed by others because I did my own assessment of it, and my people agree that the Acolyte is shit.
They laughed at me when I said that I could see through the lies of the Jedi...
You also took covid seriously before it was cool. LoL, nice mask! :D
Take a sip, Anakin
شمیزنییئ
You will become more powerful than either of us
Still don't have the high ground
My favorite part of the video is "I will continue this argument later on" and then never returning to it.
Notice that he did
@@carlensiza6525 exactly
There's a part 2.
He made a part 2
But it’s pretty obvious what he ment.
It’s very sus.
Tarkin reduced unemployment, poverty, and homelessness on Alderaan to 0.
that is impressive
What about the people that are off world
Truly a good man
Not just that, he was actually preparing the galaxy for the yuuzhan bing invasion, thereby reducing the collateral damage. The new republic in legends were incompetent and it resulted in the death of 365 trillion beings. Now who is the peacekeeper again?
That’s, an unprecedented and most impressive record.
"only a sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute
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A better structure would be, "A sith only deals in absolutes" which only describes a sith making deals as being in absolutes which is perfectly reasonable and technically contains no absolute in and of itself
@@10thletter40 I see through the lies of the Jedi!
Bro was a sith all along
Yeah, they’re right. The dark side is great. Let’s just destroy entire planets with the star because that’s the good and righteous thing to do.
“Pants are important. Pants separate us from the beasts.”
Rome didn’t like that
This deserves far more likes
Roman Empire best Empire!
Italians look good without pants.
Germania Invicta
Why did I read that as breasts
This feels like watching a propaganda video made by Palpatine himself 💀
The empire literally didn't do anything evil in the original trilogy
A single planet was blown up by an admiral who took action on his own
All the original trilogy is is "empire bad cause characters we follow say so"
If the ot was in the view of the empire it'd be a story of an empire trying to stop a destructive rebellion that is tearing the galaxy in 2
If you think using logic is propaganda, I hate to see how much left wing nonsense you believe.
@@reverenddick8562 if you think every logical solution is justified your heart is in the same place as your brain - somewhere off your body, gone
@@some_shitposting_idiot3023 But thats only the surface, after it you need to ask why the rebels were doing all of that... your point is like saying "X is wrong because he threw a rock at Y!" but Y threw it first and that why X took action.
And again, indeed if you stick to the thin surface thats how it looks, but when you consider all the lore, thats just not it, and one example is: how could the empire not be "evil", if all their chain of command and EMPEROR is literally a evil character driven by anger and rude power by any means, you cant say that "Oh the admiral who shot the planet was evil! Not the empire!" while the empire is a SITH empire and thats the whole point of Jedi vs Sith. Of course you can use the argument that "The republic was corrupt!" and so on... but again, who was behind all the bad stuff happening? 🤭 The emperor himself, Darth Sidious
And ok if you wanna follow the original trilogy point of view go on, but insisting in the statement that the empire is all fine is very broken if you consider the whole view we have now🤔
@@some_shitposting_idiot3023 I mean the empire didn't disavow or stop the action, and disbanded the senate right after it lol
so every time a stormtrooper fires a blast at someone, that wasn't the empire, right? It was just an individual acting on their own
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Lol
I don't like sand
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Palpy went out of his way to build two 'Love Stars' and the dirty Rebels destroyed them...
"This is your fathers lightsaber. He murdered twenty children with it."
Half a dozen,more or less...
He killed (bad acting sobbing) ...... younglings
Not just the men. But the women, and the children, too.
Bruh
Why you gotta mention that.....
As Darth Vader once said, "Yo Dudes! the Empire's Pretty chill, You should like join it or something."
Very wise
Join the galactic empire...we have cookies
“Yoo dudes... *ccooouuuu* The Empire is pretty *cccchhhhh* chill, uou should like join *ccoooouuuu* or something *ccchhhh* damn that hurts...Hey STEVE!”
“Yes Lord Va-a-a”
*Force Choke*
It does feel like that was the case. 4, 5, and 6 were good. I was so disappointed with 1, 2, and 3, that I didn't even bother watching the others.
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
When you are writing an English paper and realize you misinterpreted the argument but you're halfway through and think "the hell with it"
I feel this 😂😂😂😂😂
@Discovering Outdoors It's satire
@strangefolkminingco.1167 False. That's don't believe you looked over it properly.
@@Joe-vf7px Ikr
Some do the same with life
Bros comments on the wookies is straight up some Belgian Congo vibes
Wookies are not people.
Wookies are less than people.
Wookies are less than what I wipe my butt with.
Heck, Wookies are less than what comes out of my butt.
If wookies were real, and I found out that they went extinct, I would have an erection that lasts longer than 6 hours and I would have to consult a physician.
@@IAmJimHuss Bro, what have the poor wookies done to you?
Wookies stole my lunch money
@@IAmJimHussBut are they worse then jews?
Video should end with... "I'm Emperor Palpatine and I approve this message."
Do you interest in our lord and savior *the god emporor of mankind*
As you know, he loves to make propaganda that makes no sense but switches the perception of the good guy rebels and Jedi.
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I AM THE SENATE
*This video was funded in part or fully by the Galactic Empire*
Rundong Yu “I’m Sheev Palpatine and I approve this message.”
Yes and this is example that the Galactic Empire providing a jobs for citizens even though its a propaganda
pipat srishupiam They provides “jobs” for a lot of Wookiee too, lol.
I am the emperor and I approve this message
The STAR WARS films were funded partially or completely by the New Republic.
If someone ever ask me how framing and narrative shifting is great for propaganda, I'll show this video.
But Star Wars itself is a series of propaganda materials... At least Disney set things right by having Rey Palpatine steal the credits and the family name of the rebellious Skywalkers.
It really wasn't that great
This is all true though except some few things.
These are all the same kinds of things I hear from the "America is the real bad guy" crowd
did you ever see or read Wicked? but it has to be said. ethics and empathy is not a defense against Tyranny any more. as it was in the days of Noah. just saying.
Next vid: Rey is a skywalker
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"Did you use the joke?"
- Yes.
"What did it cost?"
- Half of my fanbase.
Then they are lost
the SW mythos was Vedanta vs Tantra, no more no less
Amogus
Mind Trick
You forgot to point out that in every movie the stormtroopers never shoot to kill. They only shoot precise warning shots. They always hit near the target to show that they are expert marksmen that are able to shoot extremely close to the target without hitting the target every single time.
Wonderful point!
And one of the few times that the did hit a target, Leia on Endor, it was just a mild surface wound.
This is something that was discussed way after the release of the original three films. And it wasn’t even confirmed. Literally everybody knows the troopers suck with their aim. Characters have said it before. It’s a theory that they never shot to kill, which again was never brought up until recently. So implying that it’d be 100% truth would be wrong, unless officially confirmed.
@@jacobevanina94 you're missing all the satire in the comment and video
@@jacobevanina94 Holy shit take a joke man, you need to lighten up.
@@jacobevanina94 youre just saying brainlessly without reseaching, 1st, the helmet of the troopers make them hardly see through it (bad grammar). And the 2nd, The blaster the troopers use have a very bad accuracy...
Ok. Storm trooper aim makes perfect sense now. They weren't actually trying to hit anyone.
Military precision. Obi doesn't talk about individual targeting abilities.
That's actually correct in at least one instance. Some of the worst trooper shooting ever is during the escape from the death star, where they were allowed to escape just like Leia theorized.
Wouldn’t they just set the guns to stun then?
Pjonesmusic1 they did stun Princess Leia. Why don’t the rebels do that then.
* storm troop trying to hit you from 1 inch away but keeps missing you *
"I promise I wont get political"
2: death stars later
It starts out reasonable, plausible, then morphs into absurdity.. love it 😂😂
Time stamp? 🤨
Yeah felt that way. It's like that Charlie Brown youtube children hate God whatever it was I forgot. Started great.
Nothing absurd about it. Hail Lord Jar Jar.
@@marlonquintana346619:07
@@JohnnyWednesday indeed, but that is off topic
Mauls lightsaber implying “stop stop I don’t want to hurt you” 😂😂 I lost it
Haha same, I lolled so hard
I was like wtf red blaster fire means die but red lightsaber means stop I dont want to hurt you. Hahaha
hahahhaa
It was Obi Wan who striked first. Maul was just defending himself. The Jedi wanted to kill him.
I saw that part and was like welp I think he just lost a bigger part of his argument 😂
"The Jedi were everyone's heroes."
*Shows Mace Windu killing a man in front of his ten-year-old son.*
Oh, you just had to go there...😉
To be fair. Windu gave him a chance to surrender.
@@danieldyer6916 Where? It's been a while since I've seen the movie and I am genuinely asking.
Ohwow
Crazy King Of Spades Mace Windu kills Jango, the guy in the jet pack, in front of his son, Boba Fett
Alright, you convinced me. Where do I sign up to join or something? I heard it’s pretty cool
Lmaoo when the empire hires a lawyer
Lol thats a good one. Underrated comment
This will get 10k likes someday.
Brilliant. 👍
devil's advocate :D
No when the empire is full of libtards
your like the defense attorney of the empire
More or less an advocate for truth, justice, and the imperial way.
@@IamaDinosaur The Roman Empire is very complex, so saying it is evil or good is very hard. as it did both good and bad.
The Sequel Trilogy, all joking aside honestly does show the galaxy was better off under the Empire's rule. i mean the new republic is nearly useless and have very few planets under there governance. crime is rampant everywhere so much that Han even went back to crime. under the empire it was kept in check at least. The first order a complete radical worse version of the empire took over just by blowing up a few things.
@@IamaDinosaur quite true, depends who is emperor.
HistoryFan476ad That's a fact. Jordan has colonnaded streets in Jerash, Petra, and Umm Qais. They brought us engineering.
Also: Emperor PALpatine.
Need I say more?
I love this and I laughed like doneky.
@@englandtehbest1922 el burro jajajajaja
I'm sold!
Vader means father in Dutch, so Darth Vader is Darth Dad to dutch speakers lol
yes master yoda
2:33 wtf was that?
I was like wtf?
Me too was like wyd wtf
I thought my phone broke
Probably copy right claim
@OtakianStorm oh XD
This was believable up to the point where the red light saber means… stop… don’t fight me… stop. Lol
Fax 💀! I was actually believing him up until that point.
And right before that, the red lasers on the rebel ships meant prepare to die lol. He did a 180° on the colors.
Well it really does depend on the context behind the colors. Red doesn't mean thr same thing in different countries and surely not different empires
Same
that was the moment I press dislike
"The Empire shoots green lasers which mean, "Go in Peace."
More like go in pieces.
@Aswad Faruki What do you meeeeen! It just means a different type of taberna gas, probably refined by a different company. They are not even lasers, they are bolts of ionised plasma.
And when he’s says red lightsabers mean stop I don’t want to hurt you, complete bs, it stands more blood and killing
Obi-Wan: "Only imperial stormtroopers are this precise:"
The entire audience: "I see through the lies of the jedi"
oh no, does this mean that the reason why stormtroopers are inaccurate is by design?
@@UncSamSau y3eeeeeeeeeessssss
@@UncSamSau maybe they are being accurate... firing warning shots only. do take note stormtroopers are recruited from all over the galaxy, maybe they are afraid killing someone that is from the homeworld of their fellow comrades
Well, they managed to destroyed all the ships attacking the death star, except for 3 or 4 ships!!! Movies don't kill their heroes in the middle of a movie or trilogy. Have you ever seen james bond movies?, his enemies always miss when shooting at him. As a story teller (aspiring) you don't kill your characters in the middle of a story: you may lose your AUDIENCE!!! I thought knew that ALREADY.
For the last time, Storm troopers do not have bad aim, in the OT, they had orders to let Leia escape so they could find the rebel base, Disney thought it would be funny to ruin storm troopers and make their terrible aim canon
Palpatine in the background: alright that’s a rap
But let us not forget today’s sponsor: The Galactic Empire.
Oliver Morlan underrated comment
And "Fox news"
The galactic empire, keeping you safe from the rebel terrorists
Best comment ON VIDEO.... PLEASE HEART THIS!! ❤️
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In the first point of the video I thought
“Well imagine if nobody strikes first then they would just stand there awkwardly with their saber on”
I stand around awkwardly with my saber on from time to time, if you know what I mean... and I mean Padmé and Leia... boner. Also, Grievous ain't you dead?!
Well if you replace Light saber with stratgic bombers fly neare the enemy Border. and ICBM ready to take of in minutes pointing on enemys Basy and warstructurs.
You have discriped a Cold War.
thats a lovely thought... i'll add it to my collection.
"So, you come here often?"
Lol I'll pay money to see that. Lol 😹
“Firs Order has no connection to the empire.” Me watching this in 2020: **Sips on coffee.** “Little did we know.”
Whoa watching this on the 21st
Ya
Except it’s not canon. Sorry lil guy
Nick Capella except it is. like it or not, it is canon. if you don’t wanna watch it, don’t. i’m not the biggest fan of TROS, but it is canon, and will be.
Disney isn’t Canon. They may own it, but they can’t even respect it. You don’t respect canon, canon don’t respect you. :D
This video shows up in my feed every so often, and I forget it's satire every time.
This video started so strong in delivering its propaganda but just turned into an amazing bundle of jokes at the end. i appreciate both ends of it
Finally, someone that gets me!
@@IAmJimHuss enjoyed the video
I did not appreciate the empire's dominance
satire is dead unfortunately because 85% of people are braindead.
@@Anakin_SkywaIker Hey Anakin. Nice arm! And lower torso, and respiratory organs...
Darth Maul: "stop, stop, I don't want to hurt you." lol
+SupraMedical68 That's not what his appearance on Tatooine indicated. O:
@@godsdj7316 Rebel propaganda
@@godsdj7316 Darth Maul tried to prevent a child abduction...
So he had to strike first to try to stop it...
So red blasters mean “stop and die” but red lightsabers mean “stop stop I don’t want to hurt you”?
Also Maul: KEEEEEENOOOOOOBIIIIIII
"A foolish man cries about a hole in his pocket, while a wise man uses it to scratch his balls."
-Sun Tzu (art of war)
(edit) HOLY SHIT ALMOST 5K LIKES!!!!
A wise fool scratches his balls through the fabric of his pocket. That's Bushido!
LOL
@@Ricardo-cl3vs Stay strapped or get clapped
-Sun Tzu (art of war)
@@pluhman2762
He who falls asleep with an itchy butthole will wake up with stinky fingers.
-Confucius
@@Ricardo-cl3vs "If he bangs your wife, bring a knife" Sun Tzu (art of war)
People ignoring the #satire in the description
I know
But I agree with the Empire and I knew it along that the Galactic Empire was right
Sadly they're gone
Darth Vader and stormtroopers were very responsible in the use of masks to prevent the spread of any kind viruses, while promiscuous Leia kisses in the mouth everyone she crossed
@@homer6292 My brother in christ one of them was her own brother
@@bikramarora1819 she has to ask him his heritage, if he didnt know, she is rich, she should to research, dyor, before kiss
@@bikramarora1819 my brother in Christ she had no clue at the time
She takes herd immunity very seriously.
@@joshua1750 my brother in Christ she said "... I've always known"
I love how this started logical, well-thought and plausible, but then gradually went "Empire good, Rebels bad because reasons".
This video is a shitpost if you couldn't tell
not really he gave reasons till the end he was just joking all the way
Trees are pedophiles
@@IAmJimHuss this looks interest plz make a vid lmao
They don't call it the Giving Tree for nothing 😂😂😂
Seriously, I died at ''Alderan was the most humane target to minimise civilian casualties'' part
For the greater good.
@@halothere6995 It is for the order of the empire, those Alderaanians didn't die in vain.
yeah, Tarkin was right
That argument makes more sense than anything Disney spewed out..
Do you actually believe Death star could hit Alderan? maybe after 20-30 misses but not on first try
After watching Andor. I'm no longer think that the empire was right.
The moment you called the Empire "job creators", I knew that you are a masterful satirist.
But created full employment through slavery.
Not when he called the Jedis child molesters?
@@jont2576 That could be taken as an outright joke, where the job creator thing is a clever subversion of an established paradigm.
@@aSandwich.13 an outright joke but often viewed thru the right wing lens as facts.thats when u know its a double ententre of the highest level.....a level within a level.
@@jont2576 It's like a Burrito within a Quesadilla. A Quesarito.
I love how the meaning of green and red lasers just swap when it goes from starships to lightsabers.
Darth Maul: STOP S T O P XD
I always thought that too
Green means go in peace and go and die
I thought that was the point of this whole video.
Like that is so grody for real
“The Empire fires green lasers which means, ‘Go in peace.’”
LMAO, if you’re not a lawyer I think you missed your calling!
And the jedi had green lightsabers, which implies "go and die"
@@JKapite see! Proof that they’re evil!
The red and green lasers are a reference to the colour of the tracer rounds by the allies and axis in ww2.
@@MeloonM4n seems you’re involving lore that isn’t part of the movies, remember the beginning when he said this analysis was predicated on only the movies.
@@JKapite but dont forget the red lightsabers mean peace, and to stop but red lasers means go and die XD
I grew up with the original trilogy, and was always disturbed by the destruction of the second death star, that was under construction, and not just populated by a military. " What about all those workers "? I always thought. The Rebels don't care about the little people. Ask the Ewoks. Also, the Ewoks were cannibals, a strange civilization for the Rebels to band with.
"They believe in teamwork and always work in pairs" killed me XD
I was reading the comments while watching the video and while I was reading your comment he said the line
@@cataro2058 same
legitimately didn't realize this was a satire until green and red lasers
Same lol
It took me a lot longer lol
same took me so long
Did you know that green and red lasers were selected as such for the ship because the US uses material that burned red in their tracer ammo while the soviets preferred green-burning ones? Thus heavy, vehicle mounted gusn on the US would appear to fire red "streaks" at the enemy, while soviets would shoot "green."
Ok thank god
“Before we get into today’s video let’s talk about today’s sponsor: Sheev Palpatine.”
Why?
High-Res Clone Trooper god this is a great comment
Sith Shadow Legends
*The Senate
Windu: "...will decide your fate."
Palpatine: *"I AM THE SENATE."*
And then you have the "precise" Stormtroopers' inability to hit the side of an intergalactic barn...
They just encourage their opponents to leave, instead of engaging in the bloodshed of the rebels and the Jedi.
This sounds like a political campaign commercial. "I'm Sheev Palpatine and I approve this message." 😂😂
Im creamy sheev and I approve this message
Creamy Memey Sheev What’s the creme to meme to Sheev ratio?
@@kilanjanmoro7437 5:10:66
Calling Princess Leia an adulterer and the empire “job creators” is probably the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while
Not wrong though.
this but unironically@@JustaNilbody
That is just true. Clearly, I am the only one that has ever slept with prince leia.
its like destroying someones property and saying "im creating a job"
It's like enslaving people on a prison planet to build parts for your giant space laser until they die. Only for said space laser to get blow up by a farm boy. "Job creators"@@CallMe_Boris
"Watch the bloody thirsty rebels strike first."
*Empire strikes first.*
No, empire strikes back
@@IAmJimHuss Which shows that the rebellion acted first. But there is more stuff in the books than the films. You should check some of them out sometimes!
Jim Huss ENT also “revenge of the sith” shows that without a doubt the jedi did strike first
@@IAmJimHuss 100% fact
@@Joe836 The Jedi didn't realize that the Sith couldn't be destroyed completely because the force then wouldn't be balanced, it would be one sided, this is what Anakin probably saw in Palpatine, if Mace Windu killed him then who would be the next Sith? besides isn't that against the Jedi code to kill someone who is defenseless? i really believe that Mace would become in that moment the next Sith Lord if Anakin didn't interfere.
The unemployment rate on Jedha and Skariff have lowered by over 40%
Let’s not forget that the emperor made a disabled veteran from the Clone Wars (Anakin Skywalker) his heir and personally funded his physical therapy, as far as I see the “noble Jedi” discouraged equality for the differently abled sending them off to be farmers for the warrior Jedi
You are brilliant!
66 likes. Nice
truth
he....literally created and groomed the same person, knowing he would suffer his entire life. let's not mention the fact that he didn't give anakin anesthetics when he was turned into a half-cyborg, so to deepen his connection to the dark side. palpatine never once cared about anakin, he only wished to make him his slave.
How does Vader eat?
They had us in the first half I’m not gonna lie
🤣
Completely
Lol
This feels like a conspiracy theory that you start believing sometimes, but then stop believing in the middle of the explanations.
For real. I can hear my buddy almost half convince me of this if we were very, very drunk.
True. When rebels shoot red lasers it means "stop and die". But when darth maul uses a red light saber it means "stop, I don't want to hurt you"??? How does that make sense?
@@LordCattington I’m pretty sure earth maul attacked first as well as palpatine as well as Vader in revenge of the sith and the empire strikes back
Indeed the Sith hate the Jedi and Love to fight them for a good reason. Maul attacked the Jedi several times and I think in Episode 1 as well. If you take a look at the old republic, you will get to know that the Jedi are addicted to power and you‘ll understand the Sith. The Jedi started a galactic war, because planets didn’t want to be under the ruling of them by FREE choice, so the Jedi destroyed the whole Sith planet and made a genocide on them and the Dark-Jedi Order, same with the planet Mandalor and the Mandalorians, because they don’t accept another mace-user or powerful order but the anti-democratic order of the Jedi. Palpatine was elected democratiically. The Jedi had NO right to put him under arrest simply because he is a mace-user. The Jedi fear everything that might destroy their shadow-government. They are the true villains in Star Wars.
Its Gods children & prophets vs the devil & demons . The “force” is Gods Wisdom that “surrounds the earth before there was even a clod upon the earth “ (expand to cover a greater area) . It’s difficult to miss that , but then 6 out of 5 people have trouble with math . May the force be with you …
This makes sense, until you remember palpatine was a master manipulator
That's just jedi propaganda
Actually palpatines master is the master manipulator, Darth jarjar
Jedi #1: That little slave kid is some kind of Force God. Let's rescue him and teach him to be good like us.
Jedi #2: Should we rescue his mom, too?
Jedi #1: Nah.
well they didnt have a choice cause his mom had this slavery chip inside her , which would have blown her up if they took her with them
@@barforlifebarforlife6019 you know that you can just buy her?
@@podroznikzpustkowi4805 yeah but they didnt have any valuable money if you remember the movie , the toydarian slave holder wouldn't accept republic credits that's why they had to bet on the race in the first place
@@podroznikzpustkowi4805 Yep, and Watto didn't want to give up Shmi as she was too valuable. The Jedi should have checked in on her, though
@@barforlifebarforlife6019 could have bought her afterwards though
Leia was "momentarily" sad at the destruction of her home planet because of her "possessions"😂😂😂
So the movie WAS accurate.
@@xilef_ow🤨
Hey, here’s the problem with the sequels.
*WE NEVER GOT TO SEE THE NEW REPUBLIC*
We saw it for five seconds, as well as it getting blown up by the first order.
yes we did,all their planets blew up before our eyes that was enough.
That is because terrorist cells can never form a cohesive, legitimate government.
@@tonynelligan1930 All five of them.
I meant by the New Republic’s military might and political powers. We at least got to witness the clones power in the prequels.
9:25 i love that the old lightsabers just blacked out and didnt slide in
also, who was created first? THE EMPIRE
*it takes two to fight*
the first 10 minutes are absolutely legit and I didn't even think it was sarcasm until it became obvious later on.
Kuro Yasha first 2 mins then it’s pretty obvious after that
Lol no lie
Wait what sarcasm?
it was actually the first 17 minutes until he literally said "which ship looks like it wants to commit more war."
ThroatyChunk it took me until the Darth Maul light saber part lmaooo
"The empire shoots green lasers with means go in peace, while the rebels shoot red lasers which means stop and die."
"Even looking at the lightsabers is further proof of this... with Maul's saber coloring red, implying stop, stop, I do not want to hurt you, with the Jedi lightsaber saying I will fight you so hard that you will feel blue, and go and die"
This was the funniest part. Just completely bending the rules to his theory. If rebels red bad. If sith red good. Fing hilarious
When my friends tried to convince me of this the Said both of those things
Yeah, that’s part of the reason this video didn’t convince me. It’s clearly *very* biased.
@@hewhoderps4362 It was meant as a joke.
Bruh you guys are madlads
It was pretty messed up that Obi Wan didn’t put Anakin out of his misery instead he cut off all his limbs and left him for dead as he burned in lava
Yea, that always bothered me since he thought of Anakin as his brother!
Just goes to show you Dat from ma point of view da jedi are evil.
He didn't want to be responsible for his death. He loved him like a brother. It broke his hart he had to fight his own pupil. That's why he left his fate up to the lava. I think he thought he would die anyway and didn't want his death on his conscience. Just let the fire take care if him.
@@danielkeizer4174 that’s pretty bad logic he left him to suffer as he burned in the lava. It would have been more compassionate to just kill him. Good thing he didn’t though
@@monkeydgarp9663the lava was also rising so he didn’t want go down the cliff aswell as palpating is about to show up
0:28 what if sand people in episode one aren’t trying to kill the pod racers but they’re placing bets to see who could hit the pods
My issue has always been, if the Jedi are so caring, why didn’t they back and buy Annakins mom out of slavery? It’s not like they didn’t have the ability to do so, with great power comes great responsibility, after all.
Tbf, they didn't do half the crap they should have. "Oooh magic army of clones from nowhere, ima use em."
They are "For the Greater Good" guys and they arent caring, they made to not care by training from very young age. QuiGon is somehow atypical and therefore Obi Wan, Luke and Anakin as well - his pupils. Since they are main characters and viewers follow them closely and tricked into thinking that all jedies are +- like that, which isnt true, normal jedi only concern themselves with global things and magical "disturbences in the Force" .
@@stillcantbesilencedevennow What could they have done? The war was inevitable and if the Jedi hadn't joined then the Clone army would have been given to Republic generals who viewed clones as no better than droids
@@laytonjr6601 then no order 66. How awful. Lol they got played.
If qui gon jinn would be alive it would have happened, cause he saw the flaws of the jedi, just fighting with their mind and not using their heart.
Luke was able to do both and became the strongest jedi
(Jedis aren't heroes conceptually, individuals like qui gon and Luke are heroes)
.."brave, and loving Stormtroopers."
🤘🤘🤘
Thank you for your service, Stormtrooper
Nah clones are better
clone commando predator you’re right, humans are obsolete to Clones. Clones were trained from birth, saw their literal brothers die by their side and in their hands. The Stormtroopers (Empire) were not trained from birth, they saw their friends, even brothers and sisters die, but they are trained even when they’re like 10/11 years old but they are cadets.
@@Tugboat1861 that is true but stormtroopers were at least trained for about four years but the problem was when the rebellion started growing more an more some stormtroopers training was rushed so they could have more numbers in the frontlines
And let's not forget the Empire's interest in promoting Green Technology. The Empire's Tie Fighters have large solar panels on the side. The Rebellion? Old traditional polluting technology.
OMG yes!
This is an inconvenient truth.
Well, if you had seen all the spending on the Republic's very limited budget, you would understand why their Tie Fighters could not afford any fuel... they just had to wait around absorbing sunlight until recharged and ready to fly...
Millennium Falcon is powered by fusion, zero emissions.
Every other imerial ship...
Looks.
Blast pollution into hyperscape
“Only the stormtroopers could be this precise.” WHAT?! They are famous for missing
Until the sequels man they really got good training than the empire
2:46 bruh I checked to see if my phone died
Yeah, I f'd up🤦♂️
Same
I saw the comment first so I was saved from arrogance.
I checked the internet, I thought it went down
Same
"yo dudes the empire is pretty chill maybe you could like, join it or something"
Reminds me of the g1 transformers episode where the aiel bots ran off with megatron
U saw that too…
It’s dao dark and light?
didn't they kill almost all of the Lasat (Zebs species) and go full Xenophopic on all non-humans
@@Wildgamer2205 its not full xenophobic, more like america-after-the-civil-war xenophobic
This has to be one of the most, if not THE most elaborate display of how propaganda can be used to sway opinion by completely showing out of context clips alongside broad simplifications of issues and statements
something which big countries like Russia, USA, UK and China are adept at. #GalaticEmpirePropogandaConfirmed
And Suriname
Great Britain invented that shit and taught everyone else.
(not litterally, just a joke :D)
Luke sky walker get off your burner bro
Could not of said it better.
Having to fight child soldiers trained by a violent and extremist regime would be traumatic, I feel for Anakin.
Can we stop and take a second to notice that in the ending scene of rouge 1 it was the terrorist rebels that shot first?
Vader was obviously only gonna ask them to give it back politely. Even lighting up the dark room so as to make eye contact and establish trust. But the terrorist rebels do not negotiate and choose to attack Vader instead of peaceful resolution.
Very astute observation!
Politely? 😂 Vader opening up his lightsaber is already a sign to the rebels that he’s going to inflict on killing them that’s why they had to try and shoot vader.
Plus it wouldn’t even make a difference. If the rebels even gave the death star plans to vader right ahead they’ll still either get killed or be in prison for a lifetime.
@@ed-gelibradilla1459 says who? The rebels? wake up.
@@andypozuelos1204 a lightsaber is a weapon not greeting item
@@suhritkanumuru6456 No the lightsaber is a tool to keep the peace, clearly Darth Vader was using it like an olive branch. He only defended himself, really in my eyes the rebels are evil
This watches like an imperial propaganda video 😂
"Five fingers deep", that's all you need to know about the troll that made this video.
The Force is strong with this one..
I remember this line of Spirit Obiwan with Luke
"Luke, any truth you hear is based on certain point of view".
And then, in reality, i hear this shit:
"Speak your truth is the most powerful thing".
That's not all, here comes this bs as well "The Truth is just a matter of Perspective".
If the truth is a matter of "Perspective" or "Point of View", there will be no Truth. Then that means we are living in a Big Lie?
Such a waste!
Well considering that all the movies are just rebel propaganda
Besides, Carl Sagan had already said it: at the ceremony where Luke and Han were given the medals, Chewabacca was given nothing, even though he was on the same ship running the same risks. There is discrimination in the resistance against the Wookiees
Yeah! #JusticeForChewie !
Princess Leia even refered to the wookie as a "big walking carpet". That's a red flag right there.
@@zaho87 It's true! Let's imagine for a minute if Chewabbaca had said, "Damn midget with a donut hairstyle." Today they would be setting fire to the cinemas.
There’s plenty discrimination afoot. I see a lot more “human” ppl in the empire than other races. Understandably so when you see many of them are in rebellion of the empire.
Speciesm (or whatever it's called) was actually a thing in the Republic even before Palpatine. So that kind of discrimination was cultural to some level and was widespread, it has nothing to do with the Empire
The satire is not of Star Wars, but of humanity. The sad part is no one seems to get it...
The idea that obiwan killed Luke's family is SENDING ME. I'm dead 💀💀
Lol he didn’t 😂😂 every body knows it was Boba Fett
@@punkfunkyeahstudios1718 it wasn't boba, they we're probably killed by flame troopers bc you know guys, they we're a thing in the empire
@@lachy8226 it was prolly boba aswell
@@lachy8226 Vader literally told him not to disentigrate things
PALEASE we all know who really did it *JAR JAR!!!!!!!*
Even though this was satirical, you actually did make some good points. The moral of the story is that the best propaganda works by occasionally making legitimately valid points at times.
Like the Rebel scum's propaganda?
See also 'The Last Ringbearer' en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Ringbearer about the other side of the Lord of the Rings.
Stop spamming this in every video
The Force is the balance between Light and Dark sides
@@JoseRRodriguez no it's not. The dark side uses the force as an instrument of their will. Anakin fullfills the prophecy of balance by dying and killing the emperor. The sith are destroyed and balance of the FORCE is restored. Source: george lucas
@@JoseRRodriguez there’s no “light side”. There’s the dark side and the force, the force is just like a force of nature, a river and the Jedi are the ones supposed to keep that river flowing. Meanwhile the sith are the ones disturbing the waters and blocking it in order to obtain unnatural abilities
"When I see the Empire, I see an Imperial Shuttle parking a polite distance from Galen Urso's house." 😂😂😅 I lost it right there.
You might say vader killing the admirals who failed as a sign their evil but remember this is based of a Japanese film which means admirals failing means them and their family are Dishonored and in ancient fudle japan a colleague had to kill his Dishonored friend to give him and his family honor so vader cares so much for them he kills them so them and their families can be rehonored
Jim Hus: “the green means go in peace.”
Also Jim Hus: “green means go in die”
Different tech. Different rules!
Same colors same meaning. You can't change the rules
@@aidencage9811 yeah I can. I made the rules🤘🤘🤘
Jim Huss ENT if you made the rules that doesn’t mean you can’t change them, also that just means you’re pulling shit out of your ass to make points lol.
Jim Huss ENT go back to ur brainwashing that has u thinking that the duty and empire are good even tho they killed innocent people. Who taught u this? was it hitler or north korea. I am confused
Darth Maul:
S T O P ============= S T O P
😂😂😂
Darth Maul first job with the empire was as a traffic officer... Rush Hour can be such a killer.
LOL
I love how he says green means go in peace when talking about the empire and then says green lightsaber means go and die with the Jedi’s
I died when I heard that. It’s got to be a troll
i think bc lightsabers u see in person ya know but like if u see a blaster it’s already too late, but ya i get where u coming from
Seiko Voduun I heard somewhere(sorry for not remembering where, probably a UA-cam video) that the lightsabers turn red when they do evil yet that is probably wrong because Jedis aren’t always nice either
@@alexey1820 sith light sabers are red because of theyr bleeding soul and theyr anger
FAT GAMING thx 🙏 learn how to spell their please
Bro ran out of arguments halfway through the video so he started yapping
This is a master class on the power of narrative shifting. Brilliant
Distortion of history.
I didn’t buy any of this crap
I would definitely join the empire
Not as much as the movies themselves.
Are we really supposed to believe the rebel propaganda that the emperor was an evil hooded space wizard who told the rebel leader to kill his own father? Wake up Bantheeple!
it's not though it's just poor quotations and strange analysis
I approve completely. Someone finally recognized my attempts at creating peace and prosperity for the citizens of the Galaxy
Says the one who destroyed planets and put all species into slavery
All species? You mean those beast like wookies that don't wear pants and warble to speak? Last time I checked, wookies weren't the entire galaxy. Those give minded Geonosians were under slavery by their queens and we didn't brutally murder them. Alderaan's own royal family rebelled against us and it was an attempt to avoid further conflict. Once more the sith will rule the Galaxy and We shall have PEACE. Didn't I order all CIS droids to be shut down? Why are you still online?
@@sheevpalpatineemperorofpea2573 yes we could've worked for you guys we would've been soo powerful and we were still being made in geonosis the factory hasnt been shut down
I suppose a few droids wouldn't hurt anything
Thank you for trying, milky sheev
I just realized this is a meme
A 30 min long meme 😂
🤘🤘🤘🤘
took me 20 min in to realize
I got it after 10 min.
"minimal casualties as possible" 🤟
im so stupid. This whole time i thought he was serious
i dont think you understand the meaning of meme then
Bro seriously used the George Bush WMD argument to justify the Death Star 💀