The Empire Was Right in Star Wars

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  • @ironjide7975
    @ironjide7975 4 роки тому +7133

    I promise I won’t get political
    2 deathsticks later:

  • @henry6136
    @henry6136 4 роки тому +6530

    The Death Star? What’s that?
    I think you mean the Peace Moon.

  • @Neimanator489
    @Neimanator489 Рік тому +7580

    You didn’t even mention the peace keeping stormtroopers purposely missing 90% of their blaster shots to intimidate their foes to retreat instead of continuing the meaningless bloodshed!

    • @tonyfournier1950
      @tonyfournier1950 11 місяців тому +70

      He did though... just not in those words. Around @12:30

    • @s....S-y8x
      @s....S-y8x 11 місяців тому +24

      Okay but i think death star didnt get 90% of their shots that shed the blood of bilions of People an entire ecossistem with tons of espécies being extinguished

    • @s....S-y8x
      @s....S-y8x 11 місяців тому +11

      This without said that the fact of miss 90% of the shots is a suicide mission for soldiers that were influenciated and some of them dont even know that they are bad

    • @stratdx
      @stratdx 10 місяців тому +26

      Right because Obi Wan attests to their precision, so missing was intentional!!! It’s so clear!!!

    • @FrenchCanadianGuy
      @FrenchCanadianGuy 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@tonyfournier1950exactly, he did say it and that "viewer" probably didn't even watch the video

  • @Sianic12
    @Sianic12 6 місяців тому +679

    "Wookiees aren't people" I spit my drink

    • @user-vn1di4oq4w
      @user-vn1di4oq4w 3 місяці тому +18

      REEE RACISM

    • @mortarion9813
      @mortarion9813 3 місяці тому +55

      Human Rights are Human for a reason ;)

    • @Billyboi76
      @Billyboi76 3 місяці тому

      Ewoks are just tiny bears they live in trees they are nothing like humans and that is why I have a smile on my face when I exterminate them

    • @thejpep
      @thejpep 3 місяці тому +28

      “They live in trees like monkeys” 💀

    • @jimjohnson6944
      @jimjohnson6944 Місяць тому +3

      He right tho

  • @Pencil0fDoom
    @Pencil0fDoom 5 років тому +6676

    I have never in my life heard anyone utter the phrase, “Half a dozen million.”

    • @TheStarStreak
      @TheStarStreak 5 років тому +321

      Where you not listening to the video? He clearly said it. ;)

    • @alexk1682
      @alexk1682 5 років тому +93

      Nathan Duke that’s the joke. As in this video is a joke? Do you get it?

    • @nova31337
      @nova31337 5 років тому +176

      yeah, the "millions" point was some serious nitpicking...

    • @barthrh2
      @barthrh2 5 років тому +105

      I've heard it a twelfth of dozen times.

    • @bigbunny6573
      @bigbunny6573 5 років тому

      on youtube that is(wouldnt let me edit it in)

  • @hectorg1311
    @hectorg1311 5 років тому +4479

    "The empire shoot green lasers which mean go in peace" i lost it

    • @reedstone2676
      @reedstone2676 4 роки тому +290

      "I will fight you so hard it will make you feel blue"

    • @liamgalwey5616
      @liamgalwey5616 4 роки тому +158

      And you see that Chewbacca is brown. Ropes are brown what a ropes used for hangman’s rope. The hangman’s rope is used by suicidal people. Chewbacca is telling the empire to hang themselves.

    • @georjaum12
      @georjaum12 4 роки тому +28

      @@reedstone2676 Im Blue If I Were Green I Would Die

    • @DannyLikesTrains
      @DannyLikesTrains 4 роки тому +4

      @@georjaum12 memes!

    • @bikingwithian5449
      @bikingwithian5449 4 роки тому +24

      And then then says the red lightsabers men stop

  • @carltonwagner
    @carltonwagner 2 роки тому +8693

    Also, it looks like the TIE fighters are solar powered, based on those panels on the side. Very ecologically responsible compared to those gas guzzling X-wing fighters.

    • @stefanl5183
      @stefanl5183 2 роки тому +583

      Yep, and I bet they (the X wings) contribute greatly to Galactic warming! As greta Thunberg would say "how dare you".

    • @wacky6290
      @wacky6290 2 роки тому +18

      Aint no wau

    • @kairihd3521
      @kairihd3521 2 роки тому +20

      😂😂😂

    • @TheJaniable
      @TheJaniable 2 роки тому +98

      There reference to the TIEs 👔 worn by gentlemen should also be noted.

    • @jaybeam1466
      @jaybeam1466 2 роки тому +25

      Good thing the heroes were too stupid to hit them with a basic EMP blast.

  • @newstrzala
    @newstrzala 4 місяці тому +998

    People who wrote the acolyte must've watched this and thought this was serious 💀

    • @pablocampos6195
      @pablocampos6195 4 місяці тому +13

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @timgersh6787
      @timgersh6787 3 місяці тому +7

      yea their were some flaws but did you see the acolyte or just agree with out thinking? The thing is people can suck like one day I was walking to get something to eat, this old woman had let her dog out who escaped her yard and bit out a part of my leg. I hate that breed of dog with good reason but instagram shows me a channel of this woman who raises that breed of dog which i ask wtf to it and 200 ppl want me killed by these dogs, which tells me some people suck. The point is think for your self and in the acolyte well look ok sol got a bit weird only knowing his cult and they in his mind had to be right which caused his bad choices

    • @Naomi-wq1bv
      @Naomi-wq1bv 3 місяці тому +1

      Was saying is this the director secret channel guy same same bullshit as her

    • @vxvx6240
      @vxvx6240 Місяць тому +1

      Sith are actually the good guys...

    • @Gamersterix.
      @Gamersterix. Місяць тому +1

      ​@timgersh6787 The Acolyte was so shit I didn't even care to watch the last 2 episodes. You can't tell my I'm getting brainwashed by others because I did my own assessment of it, and my people agree that the Acolyte is shit.

  • @SandHanitizerOnMyDogs
    @SandHanitizerOnMyDogs 4 роки тому +1734

    They laughed at me when I said that I could see through the lies of the Jedi...

  • @looshnya9565
    @looshnya9565 7 місяців тому +2144

    My favorite part of the video is "I will continue this argument later on" and then never returning to it.

    • @carlensiza6525
      @carlensiza6525 6 місяців тому +35

      Notice that he did

    • @slimeball2.0
      @slimeball2.0 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@carlensiza6525 exactly

    • @bubsterr741
      @bubsterr741 Місяць тому

      There's a part 2.

    • @ehur-s8u
      @ehur-s8u 27 днів тому

      He made a part 2

    • @DanCohen-ov7on
      @DanCohen-ov7on 22 дні тому

      But it’s pretty obvious what he ment.
      It’s very sus.

  • @kevinslater4126
    @kevinslater4126 5 років тому +47260

    Tarkin reduced unemployment, poverty, and homelessness on Alderaan to 0.

    • @reesebearspaw8700
      @reesebearspaw8700 5 років тому +2196

      that is impressive

    • @ohyeahgamer3736
      @ohyeahgamer3736 5 років тому +622

      What about the people that are off world

    • @Noobmaster-we7lp
      @Noobmaster-we7lp 5 років тому +1304

      Truly a good man

    • @whysocareless2926
      @whysocareless2926 5 років тому +532

      Not just that, he was actually preparing the galaxy for the yuuzhan bing invasion, thereby reducing the collateral damage. The new republic in legends were incompetent and it resulted in the death of 365 trillion beings. Now who is the peacekeeper again?

    • @Optimaloptimus
      @Optimaloptimus 5 років тому +103

      That’s, an unprecedented and most impressive record.

  • @Stolenvalor420
    @Stolenvalor420 5 місяців тому +386

    "only a sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute

    • @Adeon55
      @Adeon55 3 місяці тому +9

      🤯

    • @10thletter40
      @10thletter40 Місяць тому +15

      A better structure would be, "A sith only deals in absolutes" which only describes a sith making deals as being in absolutes which is perfectly reasonable and technically contains no absolute in and of itself

    • @Stolenvalor420
      @Stolenvalor420 Місяць тому +9

      @@10thletter40 I see through the lies of the Jedi!

    • @jimjohnson6944
      @jimjohnson6944 Місяць тому +1

      Bro was a sith all along

    • @1yourboyken
      @1yourboyken 20 днів тому

      Yeah, they’re right. The dark side is great. Let’s just destroy entire planets with the star because that’s the good and righteous thing to do.

  • @lemursteaks
    @lemursteaks 5 років тому +3622

    “Pants are important. Pants separate us from the beasts.”
    Rome didn’t like that

  • @dannydevito5859
    @dannydevito5859 Рік тому +37875

    This feels like watching a propaganda video made by Palpatine himself 💀

    • @some_shitposting_idiot3023
      @some_shitposting_idiot3023 Рік тому +1332

      The empire literally didn't do anything evil in the original trilogy
      A single planet was blown up by an admiral who took action on his own
      All the original trilogy is is "empire bad cause characters we follow say so"
      If the ot was in the view of the empire it'd be a story of an empire trying to stop a destructive rebellion that is tearing the galaxy in 2

    • @reverenddick8562
      @reverenddick8562 Рік тому +112

      If you think using logic is propaganda, I hate to see how much left wing nonsense you believe.

    • @Gongasoso
      @Gongasoso Рік тому +328

      @@reverenddick8562 if you think every logical solution is justified your heart is in the same place as your brain - somewhere off your body, gone

    • @mschulmeister6519
      @mschulmeister6519 Рік тому +289

      ​@@some_shitposting_idiot3023 But thats only the surface, after it you need to ask why the rebels were doing all of that... your point is like saying "X is wrong because he threw a rock at Y!" but Y threw it first and that why X took action.
      And again, indeed if you stick to the thin surface thats how it looks, but when you consider all the lore, thats just not it, and one example is: how could the empire not be "evil", if all their chain of command and EMPEROR is literally a evil character driven by anger and rude power by any means, you cant say that "Oh the admiral who shot the planet was evil! Not the empire!" while the empire is a SITH empire and thats the whole point of Jedi vs Sith. Of course you can use the argument that "The republic was corrupt!" and so on... but again, who was behind all the bad stuff happening? 🤭 The emperor himself, Darth Sidious
      And ok if you wanna follow the original trilogy point of view go on, but insisting in the statement that the empire is all fine is very broken if you consider the whole view we have now🤔

    • @KarazolaX
      @KarazolaX Рік тому +110

      @@some_shitposting_idiot3023 I mean the empire didn't disavow or stop the action, and disbanded the senate right after it lol
      so every time a stormtrooper fires a blast at someone, that wasn't the empire, right? It was just an individual acting on their own

  • @ronseybones
    @ronseybones 5 років тому +62565

    *This video is sponsored by Emperor Palpatine*

  • @psychedelicartistry
    @psychedelicartistry 4 місяці тому +58

    Palpy went out of his way to build two 'Love Stars' and the dirty Rebels destroyed them...

  • @brahsumatra
    @brahsumatra 4 роки тому +16856

    "This is your fathers lightsaber. He murdered twenty children with it."

    • @richardj3025
      @richardj3025 4 роки тому +736

      Half a dozen,more or less...

    • @mikes2902
      @mikes2902 4 роки тому +569

      He killed (bad acting sobbing) ...... younglings

    • @jacobstarr9010
      @jacobstarr9010 4 роки тому +501

      Not just the men. But the women, and the children, too.

    • @treyrodgers6739
      @treyrodgers6739 4 роки тому +45

      Bruh

    • @omegangel3368
      @omegangel3368 4 роки тому +39

      Why you gotta mention that.....

  • @MrFancy-rs3qy
    @MrFancy-rs3qy 3 роки тому +1779

    As Darth Vader once said, "Yo Dudes! the Empire's Pretty chill, You should like join it or something."

    • @hozic9929
      @hozic9929 3 роки тому +6

      Very wise

    • @stevenshewfelt888
      @stevenshewfelt888 3 роки тому +2

      Join the galactic empire...we have cookies

    • @bageled_meme9867
      @bageled_meme9867 3 роки тому +3

      “Yoo dudes... *ccooouuuu* The Empire is pretty *cccchhhhh* chill, uou should like join *ccoooouuuu* or something *ccchhhh* damn that hurts...Hey STEVE!”
      “Yes Lord Va-a-a”
      *Force Choke*

    • @crystalh450
      @crystalh450 2 роки тому +1

      It does feel like that was the case. 4, 5, and 6 were good. I was so disappointed with 1, 2, and 3, that I didn't even bother watching the others.

    • @damianjblack
      @damianjblack 10 днів тому

      Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

  • @murphine_
    @murphine_ 4 роки тому +9358

    When you are writing an English paper and realize you misinterpreted the argument but you're halfway through and think "the hell with it"

    • @joelasaucedo
      @joelasaucedo 4 роки тому +198

      I feel this 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Joe-vf7px
      @Joe-vf7px 4 роки тому +224

      @Discovering Outdoors It's satire

    • @plaguemaster308
      @plaguemaster308 4 роки тому +116

      @strangefolkminingco.1167 False. That's don't believe you looked over it properly.

    • @plaguemaster308
      @plaguemaster308 4 роки тому +8

      @@Joe-vf7px Ikr

    • @irone93
      @irone93 4 роки тому +8

      Some do the same with life

  • @Drivingmecrazyslowly
    @Drivingmecrazyslowly 6 місяців тому +128

    Bros comments on the wookies is straight up some Belgian Congo vibes

    • @IAmJimHuss
      @IAmJimHuss  6 місяців тому +70

      Wookies are not people.
      Wookies are less than people.
      Wookies are less than what I wipe my butt with.
      Heck, Wookies are less than what comes out of my butt.
      If wookies were real, and I found out that they went extinct, I would have an erection that lasts longer than 6 hours and I would have to consult a physician.

    • @SupBro50
      @SupBro50 6 місяців тому +18

      @@IAmJimHuss Bro, what have the poor wookies done to you?

    • @Billyboi76
      @Billyboi76 3 місяці тому +10

      Wookies stole my lunch money

    • @Yondix
      @Yondix Місяць тому

      ​@@IAmJimHussBut are they worse then jews?

  • @MrPmedic68
    @MrPmedic68 4 роки тому +920

    Video should end with... "I'm Emperor Palpatine and I approve this message."

    • @helsreach8954
      @helsreach8954 4 роки тому +12

      Do you interest in our lord and savior *the god emporor of mankind*

    • @TeenWithACarrotIDK
      @TeenWithACarrotIDK 4 роки тому

      As you know, he loves to make propaganda that makes no sense but switches the perception of the good guy rebels and Jedi.

    • @landyn_boy4662
      @landyn_boy4662 4 роки тому

      666 likes

    • @damianjblack
      @damianjblack 10 днів тому

      I AM THE SENATE

  • @rundongyu
    @rundongyu 5 років тому +4500

    *This video was funded in part or fully by the Galactic Empire*

    • @BoomerWarfare
      @BoomerWarfare 5 років тому +122

      Rundong Yu “I’m Sheev Palpatine and I approve this message.”

    • @usernamealreadytaken9330
      @usernamealreadytaken9330 5 років тому +55

      Yes and this is example that the Galactic Empire providing a jobs for citizens even though its a propaganda

    • @BoomerWarfare
      @BoomerWarfare 5 років тому +24

      pipat srishupiam They provides “jobs” for a lot of Wookiee too, lol.

    • @Gowithdeath
      @Gowithdeath 5 років тому +12

      I am the emperor and I approve this message

    • @thelonious2213
      @thelonious2213 5 років тому +18

      The STAR WARS films were funded partially or completely by the New Republic.

  • @the_real_inquisitor
    @the_real_inquisitor 10 місяців тому +2424

    If someone ever ask me how framing and narrative shifting is great for propaganda, I'll show this video.

    • @anzyroadside2374
      @anzyroadside2374 10 місяців тому +46

      But Star Wars itself is a series of propaganda materials... At least Disney set things right by having Rey Palpatine steal the credits and the family name of the rebellious Skywalkers.

    • @midnighttoker133
      @midnighttoker133 10 місяців тому +2

      It really wasn't that great

    • @Copemaxer
      @Copemaxer 10 місяців тому +3

      This is all true though except some few things.

    • @mason6883
      @mason6883 10 місяців тому +5

      These are all the same kinds of things I hear from the "America is the real bad guy" crowd

    • @UnKoolKevClay
      @UnKoolKevClay 10 місяців тому +1

      did you ever see or read Wicked? but it has to be said. ethics and empathy is not a defense against Tyranny any more. as it was in the days of Noah. just saying.

  • @Jackson-cq8zb
    @Jackson-cq8zb 4 місяці тому +56

    Next vid: Rey is a skywalker

  • @red-gi6hx
    @red-gi6hx 4 роки тому +1857

    "Did you use the joke?"
    - Yes.
    "What did it cost?"
    - Half of my fanbase.

  • @Pwn3dbyth3n00b
    @Pwn3dbyth3n00b 5 років тому +15954

    You forgot to point out that in every movie the stormtroopers never shoot to kill. They only shoot precise warning shots. They always hit near the target to show that they are expert marksmen that are able to shoot extremely close to the target without hitting the target every single time.

    • @IAmJimHuss
      @IAmJimHuss  5 років тому +2177

      Wonderful point!
      And one of the few times that the did hit a target, Leia on Endor, it was just a mild surface wound.

    • @jacobevanina94
      @jacobevanina94 5 років тому +355

      This is something that was discussed way after the release of the original three films. And it wasn’t even confirmed. Literally everybody knows the troopers suck with their aim. Characters have said it before. It’s a theory that they never shot to kill, which again was never brought up until recently. So implying that it’d be 100% truth would be wrong, unless officially confirmed.

    • @Pwn3dbyth3n00b
      @Pwn3dbyth3n00b 5 років тому +704

      @@jacobevanina94 you're missing all the satire in the comment and video

    • @owenguiney6367
      @owenguiney6367 5 років тому +203

      @@jacobevanina94 Holy shit take a joke man, you need to lighten up.

    • @ahpinge2777
      @ahpinge2777 5 років тому +86

      @@jacobevanina94 youre just saying brainlessly without reseaching, 1st, the helmet of the troopers make them hardly see through it (bad grammar). And the 2nd, The blaster the troopers use have a very bad accuracy...

  • @johnlittle8975
    @johnlittle8975 4 роки тому +11275

    Ok. Storm trooper aim makes perfect sense now. They weren't actually trying to hit anyone.

    • @normal6969
      @normal6969 4 роки тому +247

      Military precision. Obi doesn't talk about individual targeting abilities.

    • @ryantiller5624
      @ryantiller5624 4 роки тому +323

      That's actually correct in at least one instance. Some of the worst trooper shooting ever is during the escape from the death star, where they were allowed to escape just like Leia theorized.

    • @Pjonesmusic1
      @Pjonesmusic1 4 роки тому +50

      Wouldn’t they just set the guns to stun then?

    • @firmuspiett_gcw5691
      @firmuspiett_gcw5691 4 роки тому +61

      Pjonesmusic1 they did stun Princess Leia. Why don’t the rebels do that then.

    • @mistylover2082
      @mistylover2082 4 роки тому +18

      * storm troop trying to hit you from 1 inch away but keeps missing you *

  • @I-Stole-Your-Toast700
    @I-Stole-Your-Toast700 4 місяці тому +56

    "I promise I wont get political"
    2: death stars later

  • @jonathansanantonio2402
    @jonathansanantonio2402 Рік тому +2465

    It starts out reasonable, plausible, then morphs into absurdity.. love it 😂😂

    • @marlonquintana3466
      @marlonquintana3466 Рік тому +9

      Time stamp? 🤨

    • @sampleoffers1978
      @sampleoffers1978 Рік тому +8

      Yeah felt that way. It's like that Charlie Brown youtube children hate God whatever it was I forgot. Started great.

    • @JohnnyWednesday
      @JohnnyWednesday Рік тому +48

      Nothing absurd about it. Hail Lord Jar Jar.

    • @SunnyNugget
      @SunnyNugget Рік тому

      ​@@marlonquintana346619:07

    • @Fulgoneto_CT_5555
      @Fulgoneto_CT_5555 Рік тому +1

      @@JohnnyWednesday indeed, but that is off topic

  • @phillayfield5586
    @phillayfield5586 5 років тому +1656

    Mauls lightsaber implying “stop stop I don’t want to hurt you” 😂😂 I lost it

    • @colboy1fish
      @colboy1fish 5 років тому +23

      Haha same, I lolled so hard

    • @lordshinumbra6441
      @lordshinumbra6441 5 років тому +69

      I was like wtf red blaster fire means die but red lightsaber means stop I dont want to hurt you. Hahaha

    • @tonypasma1707
      @tonypasma1707 5 років тому +4

      hahahhaa

    • @Ignisan_66
      @Ignisan_66 5 років тому +18

      It was Obi Wan who striked first. Maul was just defending himself. The Jedi wanted to kill him.

    • @harris222
      @harris222 4 роки тому +1

      I saw that part and was like welp I think he just lost a bigger part of his argument 😂

  • @crazykingofspades5101
    @crazykingofspades5101 5 років тому +2455

    "The Jedi were everyone's heroes."
    *Shows Mace Windu killing a man in front of his ten-year-old son.*

    • @paulschlichting930
      @paulschlichting930 5 років тому +22

      Oh, you just had to go there...😉

    • @danieldyer6916
      @danieldyer6916 5 років тому +76

      To be fair. Windu gave him a chance to surrender.

    • @crazykingofspades5101
      @crazykingofspades5101 5 років тому +10

      @@danieldyer6916 Where? It's been a while since I've seen the movie and I am genuinely asking.

    • @rigovenus606
      @rigovenus606 5 років тому

      Ohwow

    • @Keebrev
      @Keebrev 5 років тому +2

      Crazy King Of Spades Mace Windu kills Jango, the guy in the jet pack, in front of his son, Boba Fett

  • @necropollis-
    @necropollis- 5 місяців тому +47

    Alright, you convinced me. Where do I sign up to join or something? I heard it’s pretty cool

  • @gqtuesday
    @gqtuesday 4 роки тому +24637

    Lmaoo when the empire hires a lawyer

    • @chimkinNuggz
      @chimkinNuggz 4 роки тому +344

      Lol thats a good one. Underrated comment

    • @Wm7forthewin
      @Wm7forthewin 4 роки тому +476

      This will get 10k likes someday.

    • @Cory_Dora
      @Cory_Dora 4 роки тому +42

      Brilliant. 👍

    • @UshankaMaster
      @UshankaMaster 4 роки тому +41

      devil's advocate :D

    • @dallinwillets589
      @dallinwillets589 4 роки тому +15

      No when the empire is full of libtards

  • @stepladder3257
    @stepladder3257 5 років тому +8387

    your like the defense attorney of the empire

    • @IAmJimHuss
      @IAmJimHuss  5 років тому +566

      More or less an advocate for truth, justice, and the imperial way.

    • @RomanHistoryFan476AD
      @RomanHistoryFan476AD 5 років тому +118

      @@IamaDinosaur The Roman Empire is very complex, so saying it is evil or good is very hard. as it did both good and bad.

    • @RomanHistoryFan476AD
      @RomanHistoryFan476AD 5 років тому +95

      The Sequel Trilogy, all joking aside honestly does show the galaxy was better off under the Empire's rule. i mean the new republic is nearly useless and have very few planets under there governance. crime is rampant everywhere so much that Han even went back to crime. under the empire it was kept in check at least. The first order a complete radical worse version of the empire took over just by blowing up a few things.

    • @RomanHistoryFan476AD
      @RomanHistoryFan476AD 5 років тому +15

      @@IamaDinosaur quite true, depends who is emperor.

    • @tanyakasim6521
      @tanyakasim6521 5 років тому +5

      HistoryFan476ad That's a fact. Jordan has colonnaded streets in Jerash, Petra, and Umm Qais. They brought us engineering.

  • @sifatshams1113
    @sifatshams1113 3 роки тому +1550

    Also: Emperor PALpatine.
    Need I say more?

    • @englandtehbest1922
      @englandtehbest1922 3 роки тому +22

      I love this and I laughed like doneky.

    • @ayden2545
      @ayden2545 3 роки тому +4

      @@englandtehbest1922 el burro jajajajaja

    • @jomno24
      @jomno24 3 роки тому +3

      I'm sold!

    • @westernstealth873
      @westernstealth873 3 роки тому +11

      Vader means father in Dutch, so Darth Vader is Darth Dad to dutch speakers lol

    • @muhammadpieter9767
      @muhammadpieter9767 3 роки тому

      yes master yoda

  • @starborn6239
    @starborn6239 Місяць тому +39

    2:33 wtf was that?

    • @StoneTall
      @StoneTall Місяць тому +6

      I was like wtf?

    • @MKXU1300
      @MKXU1300 Місяць тому +4

      Me too was like wyd wtf

    • @bigjabba
      @bigjabba Місяць тому +8

      I thought my phone broke

    • @OtakianStorm
      @OtakianStorm 24 дні тому +5

      Probably copy right claim

    • @starborn6239
      @starborn6239 24 дні тому +2

      @OtakianStorm oh XD

  • @will2003michael2003
    @will2003michael2003 3 роки тому +1794

    This was believable up to the point where the red light saber means… stop… don’t fight me… stop. Lol

    • @that1guy324
      @that1guy324 3 роки тому +62

      Fax 💀! I was actually believing him up until that point.

    • @sonoradrift
      @sonoradrift 3 роки тому +91

      And right before that, the red lasers on the rebel ships meant prepare to die lol. He did a 180° on the colors.

    • @eskerr3383
      @eskerr3383 3 роки тому +11

      Well it really does depend on the context behind the colors. Red doesn't mean thr same thing in different countries and surely not different empires

    • @tchao1995
      @tchao1995 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @dariusalexandru9536
      @dariusalexandru9536 3 роки тому +1

      that was the moment I press dislike

  • @Crackshotsteph
    @Crackshotsteph 4 роки тому +482

    "The Empire shoots green lasers which mean, "Go in Peace."
    More like go in pieces.

    • @zachrichardson7099
      @zachrichardson7099 4 роки тому +5

      @Aswad Faruki What do you meeeeen! It just means a different type of taberna gas, probably refined by a different company. They are not even lasers, they are bolts of ionised plasma.

    • @jackstam1328
      @jackstam1328 4 роки тому +1

      And when he’s says red lightsabers mean stop I don’t want to hurt you, complete bs, it stands more blood and killing

  • @Thim22Z7
    @Thim22Z7 3 роки тому +3132

    Obi-Wan: "Only imperial stormtroopers are this precise:"
    The entire audience: "I see through the lies of the jedi"

    • @UncSamSau
      @UncSamSau 2 роки тому +17

      oh no, does this mean that the reason why stormtroopers are inaccurate is by design?

    • @tgs9740
      @tgs9740 2 роки тому +3

      @@UncSamSau y3eeeeeeeeeessssss

    • @eisenklad
      @eisenklad 2 роки тому +19

      @@UncSamSau maybe they are being accurate... firing warning shots only. do take note stormtroopers are recruited from all over the galaxy, maybe they are afraid killing someone that is from the homeworld of their fellow comrades

    • @tonyfendex2558
      @tonyfendex2558 2 роки тому +11

      Well, they managed to destroyed all the ships attacking the death star, except for 3 or 4 ships!!! Movies don't kill their heroes in the middle of a movie or trilogy. Have you ever seen james bond movies?, his enemies always miss when shooting at him. As a story teller (aspiring) you don't kill your characters in the middle of a story: you may lose your AUDIENCE!!! I thought knew that ALREADY.

    • @creativeusername1013
      @creativeusername1013 2 роки тому +25

      For the last time, Storm troopers do not have bad aim, in the OT, they had orders to let Leia escape so they could find the rebel base, Disney thought it would be funny to ruin storm troopers and make their terrible aim canon

  • @mrdrizz65
    @mrdrizz65 3 місяці тому +11

    Palpatine in the background: alright that’s a rap

  • @strike_true
    @strike_true 5 років тому +1961

    But let us not forget today’s sponsor: The Galactic Empire.

    • @Impzhahaha
      @Impzhahaha 5 років тому +13

      Oliver Morlan underrated comment

    • @whiskeybrown262
      @whiskeybrown262 5 років тому +4

      And "Fox news"

    • @blacknwhitegaming
      @blacknwhitegaming 5 років тому +10

      The galactic empire, keeping you safe from the rebel terrorists

    • @theshoes7488
      @theshoes7488 5 років тому +6

      Best comment ON VIDEO.... PLEASE HEART THIS!! ❤️

    • @theshoes7488
      @theshoes7488 5 років тому +2

      HAHA YESSSS!!! YESS JIM HUSS ENT!!! Oliver morlan cuz I spoke up we BOTH get to go to the party!!! YESSS JIM HUSS ENT I LOVE YOU!!!

  • @glados8653
    @glados8653 4 роки тому +758

    In the first point of the video I thought
    “Well imagine if nobody strikes first then they would just stand there awkwardly with their saber on”

    • @AtlasJotun
      @AtlasJotun 4 роки тому +21

      I stand around awkwardly with my saber on from time to time, if you know what I mean... and I mean Padmé and Leia... boner. Also, Grievous ain't you dead?!

    • @benjaminschiel3339
      @benjaminschiel3339 4 роки тому +8

      Well if you replace Light saber with stratgic bombers fly neare the enemy Border. and ICBM ready to take of in minutes pointing on enemys Basy and warstructurs.
      You have discriped a Cold War.

    • @Redfoxx4eva
      @Redfoxx4eva 4 роки тому

      thats a lovely thought... i'll add it to my collection.

    • @stoked-6996
      @stoked-6996 4 роки тому

      "So, you come here often?"

    • @Danae78
      @Danae78 4 роки тому

      Lol I'll pay money to see that. Lol 😹

  • @SittingFox-yo2oo
    @SittingFox-yo2oo 4 роки тому +1810

    “Firs Order has no connection to the empire.” Me watching this in 2020: **Sips on coffee.** “Little did we know.”

    • @matthewfurey9917
      @matthewfurey9917 4 роки тому +1

      Whoa watching this on the 21st

    • @dangerousdean5100
      @dangerousdean5100 4 роки тому

      Ya

    • @nickcapella2440
      @nickcapella2440 4 роки тому +21

      Except it’s not canon. Sorry lil guy

    • @legoghostyoda
      @legoghostyoda 4 роки тому +4

      Nick Capella except it is. like it or not, it is canon. if you don’t wanna watch it, don’t. i’m not the biggest fan of TROS, but it is canon, and will be.

    • @Doxonil
      @Doxonil 4 роки тому +42

      Disney isn’t Canon. They may own it, but they can’t even respect it. You don’t respect canon, canon don’t respect you. :D

  • @swiggityswootin3562
    @swiggityswootin3562 3 місяці тому +7

    This video shows up in my feed every so often, and I forget it's satire every time.

  • @zeldaandTwink
    @zeldaandTwink 2 роки тому +4159

    This video started so strong in delivering its propaganda but just turned into an amazing bundle of jokes at the end. i appreciate both ends of it

    • @IAmJimHuss
      @IAmJimHuss  2 роки тому +445

      Finally, someone that gets me!

    • @batboythecool
      @batboythecool 2 роки тому +14

      @@IAmJimHuss enjoyed the video

    • @Anakin_SkywaIker
      @Anakin_SkywaIker 2 роки тому +20

      I did not appreciate the empire's dominance

    • @yeetnama9094
      @yeetnama9094 2 роки тому +2

      satire is dead unfortunately because 85% of people are braindead.

    • @splyzug
      @splyzug 2 роки тому +23

      @@Anakin_SkywaIker Hey Anakin. Nice arm! And lower torso, and respiratory organs...

  • @Supramedical68
    @Supramedical68 5 років тому +1051

    Darth Maul: "stop, stop, I don't want to hurt you." lol

    • @godsdj7316
      @godsdj7316 5 років тому +17

      +SupraMedical68 That's not what his appearance on Tatooine indicated. O:

    • @tristanbrown1215
      @tristanbrown1215 5 років тому +29

      @@godsdj7316 Rebel propaganda

    • @Rudolfucius
      @Rudolfucius 5 років тому +68

      @@godsdj7316 Darth Maul tried to prevent a child abduction...
      So he had to strike first to try to stop it...

    • @azariasthelast
      @azariasthelast 5 років тому +32

      So red blasters mean “stop and die” but red lightsabers mean “stop stop I don’t want to hurt you”?

    • @charleyhibschweiler4555
      @charleyhibschweiler4555 5 років тому +5

      Also Maul: KEEEEEENOOOOOOBIIIIIII

  • @pluhman2762
    @pluhman2762 2 роки тому +5395

    "A foolish man cries about a hole in his pocket, while a wise man uses it to scratch his balls."
    -Sun Tzu (art of war)
    (edit) HOLY SHIT ALMOST 5K LIKES!!!!

    • @Ricardo-cl3vs
      @Ricardo-cl3vs 2 роки тому

      A wise fool scratches his balls through the fabric of his pocket. That's Bushido!

    • @avalanche8943
      @avalanche8943 2 роки тому +42

      LOL

    • @pluhman2762
      @pluhman2762 2 роки тому +152

      @@Ricardo-cl3vs Stay strapped or get clapped
      -Sun Tzu (art of war)

    • @Ricardo-cl3vs
      @Ricardo-cl3vs 2 роки тому +136

      @@pluhman2762
      He who falls asleep with an itchy butthole will wake up with stinky fingers.
      -Confucius

    • @pluhman2762
      @pluhman2762 2 роки тому

      @@Ricardo-cl3vs "If he bangs your wife, bring a knife" Sun Tzu (art of war)

  • @darthvader7510
    @darthvader7510 4 місяці тому +19

    People ignoring the #satire in the description

    • @thanakaewsuwan3694
      @thanakaewsuwan3694 Місяць тому +1

      I know
      But I agree with the Empire and I knew it along that the Galactic Empire was right
      Sadly they're gone

  • @waxwaine
    @waxwaine Рік тому +2669

    Darth Vader and stormtroopers were very responsible in the use of masks to prevent the spread of any kind viruses, while promiscuous Leia kisses in the mouth everyone she crossed

    • @bikramarora1819
      @bikramarora1819 Рік тому +129

      @@homer6292 My brother in christ one of them was her own brother

    • @Diego-uo3gi
      @Diego-uo3gi Рік тому +9

      @@bikramarora1819 she has to ask him his heritage, if he didnt know, she is rich, she should to research, dyor, before kiss

    • @joshua1750
      @joshua1750 Рік тому +9

      @@bikramarora1819 my brother in Christ she had no clue at the time

    • @brandocalrissian3294
      @brandocalrissian3294 Рік тому +12

      She takes herd immunity very seriously.

    • @PattyOflan88
      @PattyOflan88 Рік тому +21

      ​@@joshua1750 my brother in Christ she said "... I've always known"

  • @VeryUselessPerson
    @VeryUselessPerson Рік тому +4444

    I love how this started logical, well-thought and plausible, but then gradually went "Empire good, Rebels bad because reasons".

    • @sultanofswag8901
      @sultanofswag8901 Рік тому +497

      This video is a shitpost if you couldn't tell

    • @aligmal5031
      @aligmal5031 Рік тому +119

      not really he gave reasons till the end he was just joking all the way

    • @IAmJimHuss
      @IAmJimHuss  Рік тому +1042

      Trees are pedophiles

    • @dannyotero4608
      @dannyotero4608 Рік тому +58

      @@IAmJimHuss this looks interest plz make a vid lmao

    • @IAmJimHuss
      @IAmJimHuss  Рік тому +259

      They don't call it the Giving Tree for nothing 😂😂😂

  • @subutaynoyan5372
    @subutaynoyan5372 Рік тому +3955

    Seriously, I died at ''Alderan was the most humane target to minimise civilian casualties'' part

    • @halothere6995
      @halothere6995 Рік тому +148

      For the greater good.

    • @subutaynoyan5372
      @subutaynoyan5372 Рік тому +52

      ​@@halothere6995 It is for the order of the empire, those Alderaanians didn't die in vain.

    • @Ginny.galaxy
      @Ginny.galaxy Рік тому +7

      yeah, Tarkin was right

    • @lynetteburton9370
      @lynetteburton9370 Рік тому +30

      That argument makes more sense than anything Disney spewed out..

    • @vavan100
      @vavan100 Рік тому +11

      Do you actually believe Death star could hit Alderan? maybe after 20-30 misses but not on first try

  • @Athanatoi
    @Athanatoi 3 місяці тому +7

    After watching Andor. I'm no longer think that the empire was right.

  • @aSandwich.13
    @aSandwich.13 3 роки тому +9206

    The moment you called the Empire "job creators", I knew that you are a masterful satirist.

    • @kimberlysteller2556
      @kimberlysteller2556 3 роки тому +265

      But created full employment through slavery.

    • @jont2576
      @jont2576 3 роки тому +274

      Not when he called the Jedis child molesters?

    • @aSandwich.13
      @aSandwich.13 3 роки тому +151

      @@jont2576 That could be taken as an outright joke, where the job creator thing is a clever subversion of an established paradigm.

    • @jont2576
      @jont2576 3 роки тому +49

      @@aSandwich.13 an outright joke but often viewed thru the right wing lens as facts.thats when u know its a double ententre of the highest level.....a level within a level.

    • @aSandwich.13
      @aSandwich.13 3 роки тому +30

      @@jont2576 It's like a Burrito within a Quesadilla. A Quesarito.

  • @intensellylit4100
    @intensellylit4100 2 роки тому +3466

    I love how the meaning of green and red lasers just swap when it goes from starships to lightsabers.

    • @robertjethrogallano1053
      @robertjethrogallano1053 2 роки тому +131

      Darth Maul: STOP S T O P XD

    • @Jamie-jo7sm
      @Jamie-jo7sm 2 роки тому +26

      I always thought that too

    • @Snavels
      @Snavels 2 роки тому +37

      Green means go in peace and go and die

    • @DoctorPatrola
      @DoctorPatrola 2 роки тому +21

      I thought that was the point of this whole video.

    • @stephen6279
      @stephen6279 2 роки тому +5

      Like that is so grody for real

  • @cts3md
    @cts3md 3 роки тому +1421

    “The Empire fires green lasers which means, ‘Go in peace.’”
    LMAO, if you’re not a lawyer I think you missed your calling!

    • @JKapite
      @JKapite 3 роки тому +78

      And the jedi had green lightsabers, which implies "go and die"

    • @lordbonney9779
      @lordbonney9779 3 роки тому +22

      @@JKapite see! Proof that they’re evil!

    • @currentcommentor8745
      @currentcommentor8745 3 роки тому +8

      The red and green lasers are a reference to the colour of the tracer rounds by the allies and axis in ww2.

    • @j1gly-pq576
      @j1gly-pq576 2 роки тому

      @@MeloonM4n seems you’re involving lore that isn’t part of the movies, remember the beginning when he said this analysis was predicated on only the movies.

    • @themanhimself6696
      @themanhimself6696 2 роки тому +1

      @@JKapite but dont forget the red lightsabers mean peace, and to stop but red lasers means go and die XD

  • @YouTubeOdyssey
    @YouTubeOdyssey 3 місяці тому +3

    I grew up with the original trilogy, and was always disturbed by the destruction of the second death star, that was under construction, and not just populated by a military. " What about all those workers "? I always thought. The Rebels don't care about the little people. Ask the Ewoks. Also, the Ewoks were cannibals, a strange civilization for the Rebels to band with.

  • @ikuwie
    @ikuwie Рік тому +1309

    "They believe in teamwork and always work in pairs" killed me XD

    • @cataro2058
      @cataro2058 Рік тому +6

      I was reading the comments while watching the video and while I was reading your comment he said the line

    • @devilmolten
      @devilmolten Рік тому +1

      ​@@cataro2058 same

  • @not_suspicious
    @not_suspicious 4 роки тому +4162

    legitimately didn't realize this was a satire until green and red lasers

    • @Patzenviking1993
      @Patzenviking1993 4 роки тому +132

      Same lol

    • @goober4502
      @goober4502 4 роки тому +115

      It took me a lot longer lol

    • @quebbbin
      @quebbbin 4 роки тому +24

      same took me so long

    • @nordoceltic7225
      @nordoceltic7225 4 роки тому +194

      Did you know that green and red lasers were selected as such for the ship because the US uses material that burned red in their tracer ammo while the soviets preferred green-burning ones? Thus heavy, vehicle mounted gusn on the US would appear to fire red "streaks" at the enemy, while soviets would shoot "green."

    • @MrRickstopher
      @MrRickstopher 4 роки тому +5

      Ok thank god

  • @laserutouettal
    @laserutouettal 4 роки тому +1968

    “Before we get into today’s video let’s talk about today’s sponsor: Sheev Palpatine.”

  • @jimwalshonline9346
    @jimwalshonline9346 3 місяці тому +5

    And then you have the "precise" Stormtroopers' inability to hit the side of an intergalactic barn...

    • @MadChickenz42
      @MadChickenz42 3 місяці тому +3

      They just encourage their opponents to leave, instead of engaging in the bloodshed of the rebels and the Jedi.

  • @ortizromester
    @ortizromester 4 роки тому +418

    This sounds like a political campaign commercial. "I'm Sheev Palpatine and I approve this message." 😂😂

  • @zerg6001
    @zerg6001 Рік тому +5505

    Calling Princess Leia an adulterer and the empire “job creators” is probably the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while

    • @JustaNilbody
      @JustaNilbody Рік тому +189

      Not wrong though.

    • @clarajarvis2345
      @clarajarvis2345 Рік тому +26

      this but unironically@@JustaNilbody

    • @treasurewuji8740
      @treasurewuji8740 Рік тому +28

      That is just true. Clearly, I am the only one that has ever slept with prince leia.

    • @CallMe_Boris
      @CallMe_Boris Рік тому +70

      its like destroying someones property and saying "im creating a job"

    • @mr.clymate7489
      @mr.clymate7489 Рік тому

      It's like enslaving people on a prison planet to build parts for your giant space laser until they die. Only for said space laser to get blow up by a farm boy. "Job creators"@@CallMe_Boris

  • @Kaotix_music
    @Kaotix_music 4 роки тому +1282

    "Watch the bloody thirsty rebels strike first."
    *Empire strikes first.*

    • @IAmJimHuss
      @IAmJimHuss  4 роки тому +357

      No, empire strikes back

    • @joshclifford6021
      @joshclifford6021 4 роки тому +22

      @@IAmJimHuss Which shows that the rebellion acted first. But there is more stuff in the books than the films. You should check some of them out sometimes!

    • @Joe836
      @Joe836 4 роки тому +43

      Jim Huss ENT also “revenge of the sith” shows that without a doubt the jedi did strike first

    • @rapscallionsnipe
      @rapscallionsnipe 4 роки тому +2

      @@IAmJimHuss 100% fact

    • @LegendKingY2j
      @LegendKingY2j 4 роки тому +10

      @@Joe836 The Jedi didn't realize that the Sith couldn't be destroyed completely because the force then wouldn't be balanced, it would be one sided, this is what Anakin probably saw in Palpatine, if Mace Windu killed him then who would be the next Sith? besides isn't that against the Jedi code to kill someone who is defenseless? i really believe that Mace would become in that moment the next Sith Lord if Anakin didn't interfere.

  • @sleepyjoe1942
    @sleepyjoe1942 3 місяці тому +3

    The unemployment rate on Jedha and Skariff have lowered by over 40%

  • @kubz3407
    @kubz3407 Рік тому +2833

    Let’s not forget that the emperor made a disabled veteran from the Clone Wars (Anakin Skywalker) his heir and personally funded his physical therapy, as far as I see the “noble Jedi” discouraged equality for the differently abled sending them off to be farmers for the warrior Jedi

    • @IAmJimHuss
      @IAmJimHuss  Рік тому +210

      You are brilliant!

    • @allninelivez7631
      @allninelivez7631 Рік тому +23

      66 likes. Nice

    • @RabbyRabbithole
      @RabbyRabbithole Рік тому +11

      truth

    • @mariaestermattei6359
      @mariaestermattei6359 Рік тому +40

      he....literally created and groomed the same person, knowing he would suffer his entire life. let's not mention the fact that he didn't give anakin anesthetics when he was turned into a half-cyborg, so to deepen his connection to the dark side. palpatine never once cared about anakin, he only wished to make him his slave.

    • @KapitalElement
      @KapitalElement Рік тому +1

      How does Vader eat?

  • @Robertbegalka
    @Robertbegalka 5 років тому +650

    They had us in the first half I’m not gonna lie

  • @starmakarma
    @starmakarma 2 роки тому +5352

    This feels like a conspiracy theory that you start believing sometimes, but then stop believing in the middle of the explanations.

    • @ClickWatchEnjoy
      @ClickWatchEnjoy 2 роки тому +302

      For real. I can hear my buddy almost half convince me of this if we were very, very drunk.

    • @LordCattington
      @LordCattington 2 роки тому +397

      True. When rebels shoot red lasers it means "stop and die". But when darth maul uses a red light saber it means "stop, I don't want to hurt you"??? How does that make sense?

    • @Fudgeyanimations1560
      @Fudgeyanimations1560 2 роки тому +72

      @@LordCattington I’m pretty sure earth maul attacked first as well as palpatine as well as Vader in revenge of the sith and the empire strikes back

    • @BaSsFrEaK04
      @BaSsFrEaK04 2 роки тому +64

      Indeed the Sith hate the Jedi and Love to fight them for a good reason. Maul attacked the Jedi several times and I think in Episode 1 as well. If you take a look at the old republic, you will get to know that the Jedi are addicted to power and you‘ll understand the Sith. The Jedi started a galactic war, because planets didn’t want to be under the ruling of them by FREE choice, so the Jedi destroyed the whole Sith planet and made a genocide on them and the Dark-Jedi Order, same with the planet Mandalor and the Mandalorians, because they don’t accept another mace-user or powerful order but the anti-democratic order of the Jedi. Palpatine was elected democratiically. The Jedi had NO right to put him under arrest simply because he is a mace-user. The Jedi fear everything that might destroy their shadow-government. They are the true villains in Star Wars.

    • @guysumpthin2974
      @guysumpthin2974 2 роки тому +5

      Its Gods children & prophets vs the devil & demons . The “force” is Gods Wisdom that “surrounds the earth before there was even a clod upon the earth “ (expand to cover a greater area) . It’s difficult to miss that , but then 6 out of 5 people have trouble with math . May the force be with you …

  • @thearmoredferaligatr3130
    @thearmoredferaligatr3130 5 місяців тому +24

    This makes sense, until you remember palpatine was a master manipulator

    • @brotbrotsen1100
      @brotbrotsen1100 4 місяці тому +8

      That's just jedi propaganda

    • @Player456London
      @Player456London 4 місяці тому +5

      Actually palpatines master is the master manipulator, Darth jarjar

  • @GreatUSTreasureHunt
    @GreatUSTreasureHunt 4 роки тому +2232

    Jedi #1: That little slave kid is some kind of Force God. Let's rescue him and teach him to be good like us.
    Jedi #2: Should we rescue his mom, too?
    Jedi #1: Nah.

    • @barforlifebarforlife6019
      @barforlifebarforlife6019 4 роки тому +76

      well they didnt have a choice cause his mom had this slavery chip inside her , which would have blown her up if they took her with them

    • @podroznikzpustkowi4805
      @podroznikzpustkowi4805 4 роки тому +45

      @@barforlifebarforlife6019 you know that you can just buy her?

    • @barforlifebarforlife6019
      @barforlifebarforlife6019 4 роки тому +98

      @@podroznikzpustkowi4805 yeah but they didnt have any valuable money if you remember the movie , the toydarian slave holder wouldn't accept republic credits that's why they had to bet on the race in the first place

    • @auberginemanproductions1608
      @auberginemanproductions1608 4 роки тому +79

      @@podroznikzpustkowi4805 Yep, and Watto didn't want to give up Shmi as she was too valuable. The Jedi should have checked in on her, though

    • @mathiaschristensen8387
      @mathiaschristensen8387 4 роки тому +67

      @@barforlifebarforlife6019 could have bought her afterwards though

  • @tonka3439
    @tonka3439 Рік тому +525

    Leia was "momentarily" sad at the destruction of her home planet because of her "possessions"😂😂😂

    • @huntmatthewd
      @huntmatthewd Рік тому +7

      So the movie WAS accurate.

    • @tobene
      @tobene Рік тому +2

      ​@@xilef_ow🤨

  • @chryon315
    @chryon315 5 років тому +2548

    Hey, here’s the problem with the sequels.
    *WE NEVER GOT TO SEE THE NEW REPUBLIC*

    • @zandrmandr8300
      @zandrmandr8300 5 років тому +446

      We saw it for five seconds, as well as it getting blown up by the first order.

    • @tonynelligan1930
      @tonynelligan1930 5 років тому +69

      yes we did,all their planets blew up before our eyes that was enough.

    • @regulusforrester6429
      @regulusforrester6429 5 років тому +206

      That is because terrorist cells can never form a cohesive, legitimate government.

    • @regulusforrester6429
      @regulusforrester6429 5 років тому +57

      @@tonynelligan1930 All five of them.

    • @chryon315
      @chryon315 5 років тому +55

      I meant by the New Republic’s military might and political powers. We at least got to witness the clones power in the prequels.

  • @DalexSparrowhawk
    @DalexSparrowhawk 5 місяців тому +6

    9:25 i love that the old lightsabers just blacked out and didnt slide in
    also, who was created first? THE EMPIRE
    *it takes two to fight*

  • @OrderRed
    @OrderRed 4 роки тому +445

    the first 10 minutes are absolutely legit and I didn't even think it was sarcasm until it became obvious later on.

    • @mumblezz__5890
      @mumblezz__5890 4 роки тому +1

      Kuro Yasha first 2 mins then it’s pretty obvious after that

    • @gerodford711
      @gerodford711 4 роки тому

      Lol no lie

    • @ricebar6773
      @ricebar6773 4 роки тому +2

      Wait what sarcasm?

    • @throatychunk
      @throatychunk 4 роки тому +5

      it was actually the first 17 minutes until he literally said "which ship looks like it wants to commit more war."

    • @georgelaflare
      @georgelaflare 4 роки тому +2

      ThroatyChunk it took me until the Darth Maul light saber part lmaooo

  • @IczelGaming
    @IczelGaming 4 роки тому +486

    "The empire shoots green lasers with means go in peace, while the rebels shoot red lasers which means stop and die."
    "Even looking at the lightsabers is further proof of this... with Maul's saber coloring red, implying stop, stop, I do not want to hurt you, with the Jedi lightsaber saying I will fight you so hard that you will feel blue, and go and die"

    • @merisking2186
      @merisking2186 3 роки тому +90

      This was the funniest part. Just completely bending the rules to his theory. If rebels red bad. If sith red good. Fing hilarious

    • @famcolling4776
      @famcolling4776 3 роки тому +11

      When my friends tried to convince me of this the Said both of those things

    • @hewhoderps4362
      @hewhoderps4362 3 роки тому +10

      Yeah, that’s part of the reason this video didn’t convince me. It’s clearly *very* biased.

    • @Chujoi0
      @Chujoi0 3 роки тому +9

      @@hewhoderps4362 It was meant as a joke.

    • @ygotsvlog3762
      @ygotsvlog3762 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh you guys are madlads

  • @monkeydgarp9663
    @monkeydgarp9663 Рік тому +1604

    It was pretty messed up that Obi Wan didn’t put Anakin out of his misery instead he cut off all his limbs and left him for dead as he burned in lava

    • @sunnyjohnson992
      @sunnyjohnson992 Рік тому +110

      Yea, that always bothered me since he thought of Anakin as his brother!

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 Рік тому +57

      Just goes to show you Dat from ma point of view da jedi are evil.

    • @danielkeizer4174
      @danielkeizer4174 Рік тому +50

      He didn't want to be responsible for his death. He loved him like a brother. It broke his hart he had to fight his own pupil. That's why he left his fate up to the lava. I think he thought he would die anyway and didn't want his death on his conscience. Just let the fire take care if him.

    • @monkeydgarp9663
      @monkeydgarp9663 Рік тому +97

      @@danielkeizer4174 that’s pretty bad logic he left him to suffer as he burned in the lava. It would have been more compassionate to just kill him. Good thing he didn’t though

    • @three-moons6036
      @three-moons6036 Рік тому +7

      @@monkeydgarp9663the lava was also rising so he didn’t want go down the cliff aswell as palpating is about to show up

  • @Helfirehydratrans
    @Helfirehydratrans Місяць тому +9

    0:28 what if sand people in episode one aren’t trying to kill the pod racers but they’re placing bets to see who could hit the pods

  • @armageddonready4071
    @armageddonready4071 Рік тому +2928

    My issue has always been, if the Jedi are so caring, why didn’t they back and buy Annakins mom out of slavery? It’s not like they didn’t have the ability to do so, with great power comes great responsibility, after all.

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow Рік тому +384

      Tbf, they didn't do half the crap they should have. "Oooh magic army of clones from nowhere, ima use em."

    • @alekzanderor5489
      @alekzanderor5489 Рік тому +213

      They are "For the Greater Good" guys and they arent caring, they made to not care by training from very young age. QuiGon is somehow atypical and therefore Obi Wan, Luke and Anakin as well - his pupils. Since they are main characters and viewers follow them closely and tricked into thinking that all jedies are +- like that, which isnt true, normal jedi only concern themselves with global things and magical "disturbences in the Force" .

    • @laytonjr6601
      @laytonjr6601 Рік тому +21

      @@stillcantbesilencedevennow What could they have done? The war was inevitable and if the Jedi hadn't joined then the Clone army would have been given to Republic generals who viewed clones as no better than droids

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow Рік тому +10

      @@laytonjr6601 then no order 66. How awful. Lol they got played.

    • @coolboy9979
      @coolboy9979 Рік тому +72

      If qui gon jinn would be alive it would have happened, cause he saw the flaws of the jedi, just fighting with their mind and not using their heart.
      Luke was able to do both and became the strongest jedi
      (Jedis aren't heroes conceptually, individuals like qui gon and Luke are heroes)

  • @disastermidi1990
    @disastermidi1990 4 роки тому +528

    .."brave, and loving Stormtroopers."

    • @IAmJimHuss
      @IAmJimHuss  4 роки тому +6

      🤘🤘🤘

    • @ktie28
      @ktie28 4 роки тому +6

      Thank you for your service, Stormtrooper

    • @randomsamurai3855
      @randomsamurai3855 4 роки тому +6

      Nah clones are better

    • @Tugboat1861
      @Tugboat1861 4 роки тому +1

      clone commando predator you’re right, humans are obsolete to Clones. Clones were trained from birth, saw their literal brothers die by their side and in their hands. The Stormtroopers (Empire) were not trained from birth, they saw their friends, even brothers and sisters die, but they are trained even when they’re like 10/11 years old but they are cadets.

    • @randomsamurai3855
      @randomsamurai3855 4 роки тому +1

      @@Tugboat1861 that is true but stormtroopers were at least trained for about four years but the problem was when the rebellion started growing more an more some stormtroopers training was rushed so they could have more numbers in the frontlines

  • @drmodestoesq
    @drmodestoesq 5 років тому +614

    And let's not forget the Empire's interest in promoting Green Technology. The Empire's Tie Fighters have large solar panels on the side. The Rebellion? Old traditional polluting technology.

    • @IAmJimHuss
      @IAmJimHuss  5 років тому +22

      OMG yes!

    • @dmoss010
      @dmoss010 5 років тому +5

      This is an inconvenient truth.

    • @SeaJay_Oceans
      @SeaJay_Oceans 5 років тому +2

      Well, if you had seen all the spending on the Republic's very limited budget, you would understand why their Tie Fighters could not afford any fuel... they just had to wait around absorbing sunlight until recharged and ready to fly...

    • @tombowcutt4908
      @tombowcutt4908 5 років тому

      Millennium Falcon is powered by fusion, zero emissions.

    • @killercookie781
      @killercookie781 5 років тому

      Every other imerial ship...
      Looks.
      Blast pollution into hyperscape

  • @rudyh721
    @rudyh721 2 місяці тому +2

    “Only the stormtroopers could be this precise.” WHAT?! They are famous for missing

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 Місяць тому

      Until the sequels man they really got good training than the empire

  • @ButterBear1223
    @ButterBear1223 4 роки тому +1198

    2:46 bruh I checked to see if my phone died

  • @seashellguy9416
    @seashellguy9416 8 місяців тому +2435

    "yo dudes the empire is pretty chill maybe you could like, join it or something"

    • @Dumfuk343
      @Dumfuk343 5 місяців тому +15

      Reminds me of the g1 transformers episode where the aiel bots ran off with megatron

    • @LouisChickenLazagna
      @LouisChickenLazagna 4 місяці тому +7

      U saw that too…

    • @PleidianGeorge
      @PleidianGeorge 3 місяці тому +1

      It’s dao dark and light?

    • @Wildgamer2205
      @Wildgamer2205 3 місяці тому

      didn't they kill almost all of the Lasat (Zebs species) and go full Xenophopic on all non-humans

    • @seashellguy9416
      @seashellguy9416 3 місяці тому

      @@Wildgamer2205 its not full xenophobic, more like america-after-the-civil-war xenophobic

  • @Gameingfriday43
    @Gameingfriday43 3 роки тому +7224

    This has to be one of the most, if not THE most elaborate display of how propaganda can be used to sway opinion by completely showing out of context clips alongside broad simplifications of issues and statements

    • @3mKay
      @3mKay 3 роки тому +450

      something which big countries like Russia, USA, UK and China are adept at. #GalaticEmpirePropogandaConfirmed

    • @krivv4131
      @krivv4131 3 роки тому +40

      And Suriname

    • @udozocklein6023
      @udozocklein6023 3 роки тому +110

      Great Britain invented that shit and taught everyone else.
      (not litterally, just a joke :D)

    • @campbellburnett1259
      @campbellburnett1259 3 роки тому +32

      Luke sky walker get off your burner bro

    • @FusionMacro
      @FusionMacro 3 роки тому +7

      Could not of said it better.

  • @burnsy96
    @burnsy96 3 місяці тому +2

    Having to fight child soldiers trained by a violent and extremist regime would be traumatic, I feel for Anakin.

  • @andypozuelos1204
    @andypozuelos1204 2 роки тому +3179

    Can we stop and take a second to notice that in the ending scene of rouge 1 it was the terrorist rebels that shot first?
    Vader was obviously only gonna ask them to give it back politely. Even lighting up the dark room so as to make eye contact and establish trust. But the terrorist rebels do not negotiate and choose to attack Vader instead of peaceful resolution.

    • @IAmJimHuss
      @IAmJimHuss  2 роки тому +415

      Very astute observation!

    • @ed-gelibradilla1459
      @ed-gelibradilla1459 2 роки тому +33

      Politely? 😂 Vader opening up his lightsaber is already a sign to the rebels that he’s going to inflict on killing them that’s why they had to try and shoot vader.
      Plus it wouldn’t even make a difference. If the rebels even gave the death star plans to vader right ahead they’ll still either get killed or be in prison for a lifetime.

    • @andypozuelos1204
      @andypozuelos1204 2 роки тому +232

      @@ed-gelibradilla1459 says who? The rebels? wake up.

    • @suhritkanumuru6456
      @suhritkanumuru6456 2 роки тому +16

      @@andypozuelos1204 a lightsaber is a weapon not greeting item

    • @renevirus-nenechihusbandnu5310
      @renevirus-nenechihusbandnu5310 2 роки тому +153

      @@suhritkanumuru6456 No the lightsaber is a tool to keep the peace, clearly Darth Vader was using it like an olive branch. He only defended himself, really in my eyes the rebels are evil

  • @The808god
    @The808god 3 роки тому +1971

    This watches like an imperial propaganda video 😂

    • @govelasco
      @govelasco 3 роки тому +29

      "Five fingers deep", that's all you need to know about the troll that made this video.

    • @jefftaylor529
      @jefftaylor529 3 роки тому +7

      The Force is strong with this one..

    • @hunggamerofficial3252
      @hunggamerofficial3252 3 роки тому +3

      I remember this line of Spirit Obiwan with Luke
      "Luke, any truth you hear is based on certain point of view".
      And then, in reality, i hear this shit:
      "Speak your truth is the most powerful thing".
      That's not all, here comes this bs as well "The Truth is just a matter of Perspective".
      If the truth is a matter of "Perspective" or "Point of View", there will be no Truth. Then that means we are living in a Big Lie?

    • @first-impressions
      @first-impressions 3 роки тому

      Such a waste!

    • @zucaritasenjoyer7259
      @zucaritasenjoyer7259 3 роки тому +15

      Well considering that all the movies are just rebel propaganda

  • @bulukacarlos4751
    @bulukacarlos4751 2 роки тому +538

    Besides, Carl Sagan had already said it: at the ceremony where Luke and Han were given the medals, Chewabacca was given nothing, even though he was on the same ship running the same risks. There is discrimination in the resistance against the Wookiees

    • @Jerry_F
      @Jerry_F 2 роки тому +17

      Yeah! #JusticeForChewie !

    • @zaho87
      @zaho87 2 роки тому +56

      Princess Leia even refered to the wookie as a "big walking carpet". That's a red flag right there.

    • @bulukacarlos4751
      @bulukacarlos4751 2 роки тому +32

      @@zaho87 It's true! Let's imagine for a minute if Chewabbaca had said, "Damn midget with a donut hairstyle." Today they would be setting fire to the cinemas.

    • @shiestysean
      @shiestysean 2 роки тому +3

      There’s plenty discrimination afoot. I see a lot more “human” ppl in the empire than other races. Understandably so when you see many of them are in rebellion of the empire.

    • @ivans.5959
      @ivans.5959 2 роки тому +8

      Speciesm (or whatever it's called) was actually a thing in the Republic even before Palpatine. So that kind of discrimination was cultural to some level and was widespread, it has nothing to do with the Empire

  • @ifIOnlyHadABrian
    @ifIOnlyHadABrian Місяць тому +2

    The satire is not of Star Wars, but of humanity. The sad part is no one seems to get it...

  • @teresawoo10
    @teresawoo10 4 роки тому +819

    The idea that obiwan killed Luke's family is SENDING ME. I'm dead 💀💀

    • @punkfunkyeahstudios1718
      @punkfunkyeahstudios1718 4 роки тому +9

      Lol he didn’t 😂😂 every body knows it was Boba Fett

    • @lachy8226
      @lachy8226 4 роки тому +3

      @@punkfunkyeahstudios1718 it wasn't boba, they we're probably killed by flame troopers bc you know guys, they we're a thing in the empire

    • @masturcheef1337
      @masturcheef1337 4 роки тому

      @@lachy8226 it was prolly boba aswell

    • @kardgiol1104
      @kardgiol1104 4 роки тому +2

      @@lachy8226 Vader literally told him not to disentigrate things

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 Місяць тому +1

      PALEASE we all know who really did it *JAR JAR!!!!!!!*

  • @AltoonaYourPiano
    @AltoonaYourPiano Рік тому +1937

    Even though this was satirical, you actually did make some good points. The moral of the story is that the best propaganda works by occasionally making legitimately valid points at times.

    •  Рік тому +26

      Like the Rebel scum's propaganda?
      See also 'The Last Ringbearer' en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Ringbearer about the other side of the Lord of the Rings.

    • @Bardomp
      @Bardomp Рік тому +6

      Stop spamming this in every video

    • @JoseRRodriguez
      @JoseRRodriguez Рік тому +13

      The Force is the balance between Light and Dark sides

    • @MK-il5vc
      @MK-il5vc Рік тому +21

      @@JoseRRodriguez no it's not. The dark side uses the force as an instrument of their will. Anakin fullfills the prophecy of balance by dying and killing the emperor. The sith are destroyed and balance of the FORCE is restored. Source: george lucas

    • @alessandropereira4976
      @alessandropereira4976 Рік тому +3

      @@JoseRRodriguez there’s no “light side”. There’s the dark side and the force, the force is just like a force of nature, a river and the Jedi are the ones supposed to keep that river flowing. Meanwhile the sith are the ones disturbing the waters and blocking it in order to obtain unnatural abilities

  • @davidpalmeri3237
    @davidpalmeri3237 Рік тому +467

    "When I see the Empire, I see an Imperial Shuttle parking a polite distance from Galen Urso's house." 😂😂😅 I lost it right there.

  • @genesismultiverse4896
    @genesismultiverse4896 2 місяці тому +2

    You might say vader killing the admirals who failed as a sign their evil but remember this is based of a Japanese film which means admirals failing means them and their family are Dishonored and in ancient fudle japan a colleague had to kill his Dishonored friend to give him and his family honor so vader cares so much for them he kills them so them and their families can be rehonored

  • @chrismorikawa3659
    @chrismorikawa3659 4 роки тому +702

    Jim Hus: “the green means go in peace.”
    Also Jim Hus: “green means go in die”

    • @IAmJimHuss
      @IAmJimHuss  4 роки тому +59

      Different tech. Different rules!

    • @aidencage9811
      @aidencage9811 4 роки тому +28

      Same colors same meaning. You can't change the rules

    • @IAmJimHuss
      @IAmJimHuss  4 роки тому +48

      @@aidencage9811 yeah I can. I made the rules🤘🤘🤘

    • @gekku1578
      @gekku1578 4 роки тому +8

      Jim Huss ENT if you made the rules that doesn’t mean you can’t change them, also that just means you’re pulling shit out of your ass to make points lol.

    • @hype_beast1265
      @hype_beast1265 4 роки тому +1

      Jim Huss ENT go back to ur brainwashing that has u thinking that the duty and empire are good even tho they killed innocent people. Who taught u this? was it hitler or north korea. I am confused

  • @rowni
    @rowni 4 роки тому +442

    Darth Maul:
    S T O P ============= S T O P
    😂😂😂

    • @SeaJay_Oceans
      @SeaJay_Oceans 4 роки тому +7

      Darth Maul first job with the empire was as a traffic officer... Rush Hour can be such a killer.

    • @austinhowes8033
      @austinhowes8033 4 роки тому

      LOL

  • @alexey1820
    @alexey1820 4 роки тому +528

    I love how he says green means go in peace when talking about the empire and then says green lightsaber means go and die with the Jedi’s

    • @chalupa_man1856
      @chalupa_man1856 4 роки тому +10

      I died when I heard that. It’s got to be a troll

    • @romirsrivastava7649
      @romirsrivastava7649 4 роки тому +4

      i think bc lightsabers u see in person ya know but like if u see a blaster it’s already too late, but ya i get where u coming from

    • @alexey1820
      @alexey1820 4 роки тому

      Seiko Voduun I heard somewhere(sorry for not remembering where, probably a UA-cam video) that the lightsabers turn red when they do evil yet that is probably wrong because Jedis aren’t always nice either

    • @tanasucaflorin6152
      @tanasucaflorin6152 4 роки тому

      @@alexey1820 sith light sabers are red because of theyr bleeding soul and theyr anger

    • @alexey1820
      @alexey1820 4 роки тому

      FAT GAMING thx 🙏 learn how to spell their please

  • @AndreaXV
    @AndreaXV 5 місяців тому +6

    Bro ran out of arguments halfway through the video so he started yapping

  • @JamesMadisonsSpiritAnimal
    @JamesMadisonsSpiritAnimal Рік тому +2424

    This is a master class on the power of narrative shifting. Brilliant

    • @omathitis8498
      @omathitis8498 Рік тому +48

      Distortion of history.

    • @Tuksist
      @Tuksist Рік тому +26

      I didn’t buy any of this crap

    • @hoze1235
      @hoze1235 Рік тому +20

      I would definitely join the empire

    • @frankjennings4489
      @frankjennings4489 Рік тому

      Not as much as the movies themselves.
      Are we really supposed to believe the rebel propaganda that the emperor was an evil hooded space wizard who told the rebel leader to kill his own father? Wake up Bantheeple!

    • @MaddysVideos2005
      @MaddysVideos2005 Рік тому +8

      it's not though it's just poor quotations and strange analysis

  • @sheevpalpatineemperorofpea2573
    @sheevpalpatineemperorofpea2573 4 роки тому +1199

    I approve completely. Someone finally recognized my attempts at creating peace and prosperity for the citizens of the Galaxy

    • @ExoticButters168
      @ExoticButters168 4 роки тому +14

      Says the one who destroyed planets and put all species into slavery

    • @sheevpalpatineemperorofpea2573
      @sheevpalpatineemperorofpea2573 4 роки тому +50

      All species? You mean those beast like wookies that don't wear pants and warble to speak? Last time I checked, wookies weren't the entire galaxy. Those give minded Geonosians were under slavery by their queens and we didn't brutally murder them. Alderaan's own royal family rebelled against us and it was an attempt to avoid further conflict. Once more the sith will rule the Galaxy and We shall have PEACE. Didn't I order all CIS droids to be shut down? Why are you still online?

    • @ExoticButters168
      @ExoticButters168 4 роки тому +5

      @@sheevpalpatineemperorofpea2573 yes we could've worked for you guys we would've been soo powerful and we were still being made in geonosis the factory hasnt been shut down

    • @sheevpalpatineemperorofpea2573
      @sheevpalpatineemperorofpea2573 4 роки тому +11

      I suppose a few droids wouldn't hurt anything

    • @magneric
      @magneric 4 роки тому +1

      Thank you for trying, milky sheev

  • @bentabot4521
    @bentabot4521 4 роки тому +699

    I just realized this is a meme
    A 30 min long meme 😂

    • @IAmJimHuss
      @IAmJimHuss  4 роки тому +45

      🤘🤘🤘🤘

    • @omnishangout747
      @omnishangout747 4 роки тому +22

      took me 20 min in to realize

    • @madmax7388
      @madmax7388 4 роки тому +17

      I got it after 10 min.
      "minimal casualties as possible" 🤟

    • @BOKCJaye513
      @BOKCJaye513 4 роки тому +18

      im so stupid. This whole time i thought he was serious

    • @louwaars
      @louwaars 4 роки тому +2

      i dont think you understand the meaning of meme then

  • @HenryHewson
    @HenryHewson 27 днів тому +2

    Bro seriously used the George Bush WMD argument to justify the Death Star 💀