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  • Опубліковано 3 гру 2015
  • With Star Wars: Episode VII round the corner we figure it's time to look back at some of the best moments from the Robot Chicken: Star Wars specials. Next up is the walnut-faced top dog of the Empire, it's Emperor Palpatine.
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  • @TrisketsCheese
    @TrisketsCheese 8 років тому +2789

    Robot Chicken guessed the evil Jar Jar theory before anybody else.

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 8 років тому +147

      +Trisket The Jar Jar theory was a thing even before the sketch, only recently it became more mainstream. Just commenting.

    • @AttractiveWatermelon
      @AttractiveWatermelon 8 років тому +39

      +Guilherme Almeida Star Wars hipsters dese days

    • @tomtexas4897
      @tomtexas4897 8 років тому +13

      Darth Mother fucking binks!

    • @tobystephenson5980
      @tobystephenson5980 8 років тому +50

      +Trisket Someone tell me I'm not the only one who wants evil Jar Jar. That would be hilarious. The idea gets better every time I watch this video

    • @tincanpower9065
      @tincanpower9065 8 років тому +1

      +Guilherme Almeida when was this sketch made?

  • @queenratiganthefirst5442
    @queenratiganthefirst5442 Рік тому +5024

    I'm going to be honest, Seth MacFarlane as the Emperor makes me laugh harder than any of his characters on Family Guy or American Dad has.

    • @crimson.studios3196
      @crimson.studios3196 Рік тому +261

      I think it's because he's putting more effort into more than than the shows.

    • @alexobregonbauluz3304
      @alexobregonbauluz3304 Рік тому +106

      i thought his voice sounded familiar lmao

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 Рік тому +83

      Family guy and american dad are straight garbage, though, so that's a very low bar to clear.

    • @Matt_19-89
      @Matt_19-89 Рік тому +19

      I'll agree to that, but you set the bar so low that it might as well be a tripping hazard

    • @Mac14329
      @Mac14329 Рік тому +8

      Not the highest bar to clear.

  • @Bashuraptor
    @Bashuraptor 11 місяців тому +558

    The idea of Alfonzo being the only person Palpatine has a non-toxic relationship with is really funny to me.

    • @jeremytung1632
      @jeremytung1632 7 днів тому +2

      You find a good barber you treat them right.

    • @ImaPseudonym-go6oy
      @ImaPseudonym-go6oy 15 годин тому

      As far as I'm concerned, this is now canon unless otherwise specified.

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 Рік тому +6204

    Should I be proud or ashamed of the fact I can recite these word for word?

  • @thedashboard9562
    @thedashboard9562 Рік тому +2180

    "I don't tell you how to...threaten your blonde kids" kills me every time! 🤣

  • @amew77
    @amew77 Рік тому +283

    When Emperor Palpatine said "What the heck is a aluminum falcon?!" 😂😂😂

  • @TheNorthie
    @TheNorthie Рік тому +5077

    Every SW fan can at least agree that this Palpatine is great.

    • @grogn69
      @grogn69 Рік тому +199

      Palpatine dressed up in Death Star gift shop swag still makes me laugh!

    • @brandons4749
      @brandons4749 Рік тому +1

      This actually made me like Palpatine and his scrotum face.

    • @Yobama08
      @Yobama08 Рік тому +74

      He sounds like a british quagmire

    • @parry3439
      @parry3439 Рік тому +91

      This Palpatine is CANON lol he's just pretending to be all menacing to look good

    • @Yourpringledealer
      @Yourpringledealer Рік тому +43

      Better palpatine than ROS

  • @darkfire1044
    @darkfire1044 Рік тому +7605

    I love how Palpatine was gonna offer his barber a position in the Sith for giving him the bounty hunter idea. The trust between a barber and their customer is sacred.

    • @instantdominator2121
      @instantdominator2121 Рік тому +67

      Mahanandin would like to disagree.

    • @kinggalactix
      @kinggalactix Рік тому +1

      I can vouch for Palpitations.

    • @radroach9201
      @radroach9201 Рік тому +73

      If it weren't for upjumped barbers, we wouldn't have such hits as Wild Wild West's big ass spider, or the superman movie that was never made, that Nicholas Cage still got 25 million for... featuring a big ass spider.

    • @highdrangea790
      @highdrangea790 Рік тому +15

      JJJ would agree

    • @handlesucks111
      @handlesucks111 Рік тому +52

      Always two, there are. No more. No less. A client and a barber.

  • @velkonemriam1935
    @velkonemriam1935 Рік тому +471

    “You look so tiny down there, like a little… mean.. pepper shaker!”
    Of all the vulgarity and profanity throughout by Palpatine, this somehow makes the top of the list for best of his insults in my mind! 🤣

    • @jamesteegardner2273
      @jamesteegardner2273 9 місяців тому +32

      "I bet your knee is starting to hurt down there!"

    • @Th3_WoLf_KiNg.7626
      @Th3_WoLf_KiNg.7626 8 місяців тому +10

      The comment I was looking for. 😄😆 Wanted to make sure I wasn't the only one that loved that part

  • @joshuamohlman
    @joshuamohlman Рік тому +335

    I would really love to see Vader’s side of “The Emperors Phone Call”. I can just picture him stopping at a gas station on an asteroid, filling up his TIE Fighter, walking up to a pay phone and taking a big sigh to prepare himself for the verbal beat down Palpatine would inevitably give him.

    • @Nzg41
      @Nzg41 25 днів тому +9

      Don't forget dropping the quarter again

    • @LordNumbnutsthe1st
      @LordNumbnutsthe1st 17 днів тому +3

      YAAAASSSS! We must have this! Make it so, Mr. McFarlane!

    • @TheJcjonesacp
      @TheJcjonesacp 6 днів тому +1

      And him crying

  • @ChrisJones-pi5mh
    @ChrisJones-pi5mh Рік тому +5088

    The skit where Vader calls him about the Death Star exploding is one of the funniest things to ever.

    • @elonwhatever
      @elonwhatever Рік тому +128

      Go for daddy Palpatine

    • @matthewlarose289
      @matthewlarose289 Рік тому +220

      What the hell is an aluminum falcon?! lol

    • @j-money1354
      @j-money1354 Рік тому +34

      to ever what?

    • @matthewlarose289
      @matthewlarose289 Рік тому +27

      @@j-money1354 to ever brah, its just to ever...don't over think it, its just "to ever" lol

    • @Kiljaedenas
      @Kiljaedenas Рік тому +76

      The first time I ever saw it I laughed so hard I could barely breathe for 5 minutes straight after him butchering Padme's name.

  • @randomlyproductions222
    @randomlyproductions222 Рік тому +5426

    Palpatine saying “love you too” to Vader made me die laughing

    • @darkneon5637
      @darkneon5637 Рік тому +95

      Aww he still care about him 😂

    • @AndrooUK
      @AndrooUK Рік тому +1

      So dead you managed to comment? 💩

    • @richardmahn7589
      @richardmahn7589 Рік тому +34

      So you died? Are you one of those blue ghost things?

    • @SynthswaggerYT
      @SynthswaggerYT Рік тому +39

      My boss never says it back

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 Рік тому +24

      @@SynthswaggerYT I said that to mine and I got fired! Now shes pressing charges.
      Damn.

  • @antoniogirgenti9738
    @antoniogirgenti9738 Рік тому +250

    12:25
    "Is he gonna try and kiss me?"
    "Is my dad gonna kiss The Emperor?"
    "Oh my god. This is happening! STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU IDIOT!!!"

    • @darkneon5637
      @darkneon5637 Рік тому +23

      This is how Rey was born

    • @vazhikoarutyunov3897
      @vazhikoarutyunov3897 11 місяців тому +4

      @@darkneon5637 ha ha ha really 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @korbyntaylor8089
      @korbyntaylor8089 10 місяців тому +14

      Hey listen. I don't mean to be a pain, but I'm gonna have to ask for a raise.

    • @antoniogirgenti9738
      @antoniogirgenti9738 10 місяців тому +5

      @@korbyntaylor8089 "What are you doing? P-Put me down!"

    • @korbyntaylor8089
      @korbyntaylor8089 10 місяців тому +8

      @@antoniogirgenti9738 you're busy. I'll come back later.

  • @nickmesogianes4638
    @nickmesogianes4638 Рік тому +115

    "WHO'S THEY?! WHAT THE HELL IS A ALUMINUM FALCON?!?!" MY favorite bit of the robot chicken bits here 😂

  • @jakobfos2904
    @jakobfos2904 Рік тому +4854

    The Emperor's phone call from Vader will always be my favorite scene of the entire show 🤣

    • @infusionphysicaltheatre
      @infusionphysicaltheatre Рік тому +205

      "Who's they!?!?!" best line ever

    • @bobafett6174
      @bobafett6174 Рік тому +114

      Do you have any idea what this is going to do to my credit that thing wasn’t even fully paid of yet

    • @MysticalAndroid117
      @MysticalAndroid117 Рік тому +131

      “Oh geez he’s crying” 😭😂

    • @IsaiahRichards692
      @IsaiahRichards692 Рік тому +73

      @@bobafett6174 You know you’re hot shit when you treat the Death Star destruction like a car loan you forgot to pay off!

    • @tbowie614
      @tbowie614 Рік тому +70

      "Huh? what do you mean they blew up the Death Star???" 😂😂😂😂

  • @Raptorman0205
    @Raptorman0205 Рік тому +1688

    "Hey Crayola, help me shut this vent! Yeah, reach up their with your staff of Ra, and- "
    Had me in tears

    • @chibichan9586
      @chibichan9586 Рік тому +31

      Sameeeeeeee😂😂😂😂😂

    • @deadlyfaster7347
      @deadlyfaster7347 Рік тому +84

      "Hey wanna see me tempt Fate, CoUlD tHiS dAy GeT AnY wOrSe?!
      I did it ironically so I think I'm safe." Then an hour later gets chucked down the shaft 🤣🤣

    • @DarthTwilight
      @DarthTwilight Рік тому +29

      Palpatine dressed up like a SoundCloud rapper is one of my favorite things

    • @ericostling4727
      @ericostling4727 Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @yappaplay
      @yappaplay Рік тому +13

      Crayola is such a random nickname but it’s also so funny.

  • @JediPhoenix1976
    @JediPhoenix1976 Рік тому +124

    3:44 - Oh how I would LOVE to hear Ian McDiarmid deliver that line himself. 😆

  • @brendonsmith3080
    @brendonsmith3080 Рік тому +161

    Palpatine singing what the other orders before Order 66 is honestly one of the most creative songs ever. Seth MacFarlane singing all that without messing up a lyric is just pure talent

  • @dylanbuchanan6511
    @dylanbuchanan6511 Рік тому +1918

    Gary is such a wholesome character. He deserves that raise.

    • @cheangizzz
      @cheangizzz Рік тому +2

      It's 1 1 2... Eat my ass!

    • @ShadowStar-wo8vi
      @ShadowStar-wo8vi Рік тому +11

      Agreed.

    • @KerbBerb
      @KerbBerb Рік тому +19

      I think mr saltine is pretty cool

    • @MrBassbump
      @MrBassbump Рік тому +5

      @@cheangizzzhitting the up button aggressively: come on, come on, come on

    • @autumnharjo8299
      @autumnharjo8299 Рік тому +1

      Your last name gives me soap opera (All My Children) flashbacks.

  • @terrakaion
    @terrakaion Рік тому +112

    I love how Gary just straight up goes to ask The Emperor himself for a raise.

  • @ZomgXBanned2
    @ZomgXBanned2 Рік тому +2114

    I really would love to see Palpatine doing mundane administration tasks for the Empire. Until then, this will be canon to me,

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh Рік тому +104

      Robot Chicken Star Wars is still more Canon than Episodes 7 - 9

    • @kinggalactix
      @kinggalactix Рік тому +17

      @@Ben-jl2rh ditto.

    • @nickter745thebold8
      @nickter745thebold8 Рік тому +4

      @@Ben-jl2rh Doesn’t mean Canon’s any better.

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh Рік тому +22

      @@nickter745thebold8 Bruh Ep 7 - 9 is dog water. What are you talking about?

    • @nickter745thebold8
      @nickter745thebold8 Рік тому +1

      @@Ben-jl2rh That’s not what I said. I said Star Wars canon as a whole sucks.

  • @cheezeebutter452
    @cheezeebutter452 Рік тому +127

    I love to imagine that despite all of Palpatine’s power the one thing he still has to deal with like everyone else is airport security, praying to the force his luggage doesn’t somehow get lost.

  • @Smitticus228
    @Smitticus228 Рік тому +570

    For me this is cannon Palpatine, I can fully see him being like this behind the scenes!
    The Aluminum Falcon always gets me.

  • @SirDistic
    @SirDistic Рік тому +971

    I'll never NOT love "What the hell is an aluminum falcon?" at 2:33

    • @titaiao
      @titaiao 9 місяців тому +5

      I was looking for this comment

  • @reaverrogue7142
    @reaverrogue7142 Рік тому +48

    "Reach up there with your staff of Ra" always gets me!

  • @BigJoe2.0
    @BigJoe2.0 Рік тому +46

    The elevator scene with the squids was by far the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

  • @reservoir4798
    @reservoir4798 Рік тому +1257

    The idea of Palpatine getting along with his stylist and no one else is amazing yet such a fun character trait he could have

  • @stephaniemorrissey5114
    @stephaniemorrissey5114 Рік тому +1488

    Hats off to the emporer for giving Shiela's husband a chance.

  • @eddiencstate
    @eddiencstate 3 місяці тому +15

    5:50 "You look so tiny down there like a little, mean pepper shaker."
    That got me rolling.

  • @nuclearmatt8119
    @nuclearmatt8119 Рік тому +32

    "Little mean pepper shaker" always makes me lose it. 😂

  • @RobertMichael
    @RobertMichael Рік тому +511

    Palpating interrupted by contractors working had me crying 😂😂😂

    • @makingastardestroyer3066
      @makingastardestroyer3066 Рік тому

      It is funny, however I bet the death of the smartass guy would be faster than a thought

    • @Takaichi666-
      @Takaichi666- Рік тому +9

      Dude same I can’t stop laughing at that part

    • @jimmy22334
      @jimmy22334 Рік тому +15

      Palpatine is no match for a union foreman

  • @epsilon6516
    @epsilon6516 Рік тому +688

    12:33 this might be the funniest joke RC has ever made. A regular Storm Trooper, covered in Ewok blood, just casually strolling in to ask the Emperor of the entire galaxy for a raise like he's his boss at a normal job never fails to make me smile. Gary is my favorite character, hands down.

    • @haydenberends3905
      @haydenberends3905 Місяць тому +2

      I never realized that was Ewok blood. 🤣🤣

    • @epsilon6516
      @epsilon6516 Місяць тому +1

      @@haydenberends3905 yeah it’s from the bit with the speeder bike

  • @nohorny5372
    @nohorny5372 Рік тому +43

    Yoda: No. Try not, Do or do not there is no try
    Palpatine: 5:44

  • @yappaplay
    @yappaplay Рік тому +21

    “No speak-o, minimum wage-o.” Never thought I see the Emperor afraid of the construction men.

  • @wherestyler8047
    @wherestyler8047 Рік тому +754

    Glenn Quagmire as emperor palpy is crazy

  • @space302
    @space302 Рік тому +1292

    Now I can't watch the originals without having these lines playing in my head

    • @dawsynlarson696
      @dawsynlarson696 Рік тому +39

      Robot chicken Star Wars IS canon 😂

    • @earthlyanodyne
      @earthlyanodyne Рік тому +5

      @@dawsynlarson696 you read my mind

    • @epicvoid1018
      @epicvoid1018 Рік тому +2

      @@earthlyanodyne yes

    • @konankunoichi94
      @konankunoichi94 Рік тому

      Wait a second, how can I be the father of this kid if this knobjob says I killed my pregnant wife? It's a madhouse, A MADHOUSE!
      *Procedes to love palatine to death*

    • @gigacanno750
      @gigacanno750 Рік тому +3

      @@dawsynlarson696 At least half of it.

  • @mslmob12
    @mslmob12 Рік тому +47

    I love the cut between Vader throwing Palpatine while trying to bring back "Wizard" and Palpatine falling down the chasm. Perfect transition.

  • @netherdominater9960
    @netherdominater9960 Рік тому +10

    ‘Now get your 7’2” ASTHMATIC ASS BACK HERE-‘
    Me: **dying of laughter**

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 Рік тому +270

    I love how Lego Star Wars: The Sky Walker Saga used the same Order 67 joke.

    • @obitwokenobi9808
      @obitwokenobi9808 Рік тому +35

      Goes to show the level of impact that Robot Chicken Star Wars has had on the franchise.

    • @tsarfox3462
      @tsarfox3462 Рік тому +24

      @@obitwokenobi9808 Definitely. Robot Chicken basically set the tone for it.

  • @dylanbuchanan6511
    @dylanbuchanan6511 Рік тому +425

    “Wanna see me tempt fate? Could this day get any worse?!”
    I like to imagine the force or whatever it is that rules the universe allowed Vader to kill Palpatine just for that one line

    • @YesTHATJohnSmith
      @YesTHATJohnSmith Рік тому +7

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @thechrisman1345
      @thechrisman1345 Рік тому +9

      But he did it ironically 😹
      He should have been at least half safe

    • @thispageisdeactivatedAsh9770
      @thispageisdeactivatedAsh9770 Рік тому +3

      ​@@thechrisman1345 that's why he somehow returned 😂

    • @dimes4crimes78
      @dimes4crimes78 11 місяців тому +1

      the force was gonna let it slide before he said he was doing it ironically so he should've been safe

  • @randomrants148
    @randomrants148 Рік тому +23

    I loved when villains act like actual people stressing out on reasonable bullshit. Having a quite normal interaction between their people; you know these are bad guys, but you can't help feeling relatable to them because most of the time we just have shitty week.

  • @juanitajones6900
    @juanitajones6900 Рік тому +26

    Anakin's lack of concern over Palpatine's face is hilarious. Also, Lando's "You might wanna try a little manscaping down there!" really hits me . . . right there.

  • @r3tr0_r3dux_2
    @r3tr0_r3dux_2 Рік тому +39

    The escalator skit will always be my favorite. Palpatine getting more and more angry to just say "Go F*** Yourself" at every passing Stormtrooper makes me die laughing.

    • @Lv_996
      @Lv_996 8 місяців тому

      I agree😂

    • @Lv_996
      @Lv_996 8 місяців тому

      9:25

  • @gamebawesome
    @gamebawesome Рік тому +659

    15:23, let's be honest. This is the true way Palpatine somehow returned

    • @YesTHATJohnSmith
      @YesTHATJohnSmith Рік тому +25

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @MadChristoph
      @MadChristoph Рік тому +21

      Love the 2001 reference

    • @deadlyfaster7347
      @deadlyfaster7347 Рік тому +31

      There's something about palp slowly turning to flip off the audience, then full crash zoom in on his still face, that just cracks me up every time

  • @ShadowGaming42069
    @ShadowGaming42069 Рік тому +17

    4:17
    Palpatine saying “I love you too” to Vader like a kid saying that to their mom is hilarious.

  • @rdhunkins
    @rdhunkins Рік тому +19

    The character choice of Palpatine’s hairdresser is perfect.

  • @TristanLNeal
    @TristanLNeal Рік тому +476

    I love how Palpatine is a genuinely great guy in Robot Chicken who reacts reasonably to stuff unlike actual Palpatine in the movies

  • @dylanross5930
    @dylanross5930 11 місяців тому +21

    That phone call between darth Vader and emperor palpatine is very funny 😂😂😂

  • @jimreily7538
    @jimreily7538 Рік тому +23

    The jerking off gesture The Emperor makes at 4:09 after he says "I didn't mean to snap" is gold.

  • @Arachnobitecosplay
    @Arachnobitecosplay Рік тому +232

    Gary has some balls to close the elevator on Palpatine and I respect that 😂

  • @TRUMP-2024
    @TRUMP-2024 Рік тому +124

    Palpatine talking to Vader about the Death Star is Absolutely Hilarious. What's an Aluminum Falcon...LMAO ! I can watch that 100 times and still laugh.

  • @drnobody418
    @drnobody418 Рік тому +351

    Jar Jar with an evil laugh confirms the dark jar jar theory for me and nobody can convince me other wise.

    • @caitlinspry6278
      @caitlinspry6278 Рік тому +7

      It is true, it should been something but they scratched it. Jar Jar is a secret sith lord, why in some of the movies precisely the early movies, you can see him use the force but he plays it off as being clumsy.

    • @Generic-usernam3
      @Generic-usernam3 Рік тому +3

      @@caitlinspry6278 it’s just a meme.

    • @obsidianfrost9514
      @obsidianfrost9514 3 місяці тому +1

      It's not a meme Lucas confirmed jar jar was supposed to be a sith lord either plagius himself OR his master.
      The problem is the reception of jar jar in the first movie wasn't very good. So they scrapped it

    • @drnobody418
      @drnobody418 3 місяці тому

      @@obsidianfrost9514 recites?

    • @obsidianfrost9514
      @obsidianfrost9514 3 місяці тому

      @@drnobody418 just looked up George Lucas on jar jar binks. It was in the middle of a huge interview thing he was doing. It's also why some of the comics from the clone wars saga he was oddly competent at times but still eventually had a pretty bad end

  • @NotAcvp3lla
    @NotAcvp3lla 7 місяців тому +15

    5:30 Lmao, I like the fact that the scene directly after this shows Palps checking out his fresh cut.

  • @ralphmueller3725
    @ralphmueller3725 Рік тому +40

    I love the scene with the Emperor on the phone, putting in a lunch order. It makes the scene feel more grounded in reality. Honestly something big movies could consider. Acknowledging the human aspects of their characters.

  • @hunterkillerstudios
    @hunterkillerstudios Рік тому +672

    Seth Mc Farland played the role perfect

    • @DarkVileScream
      @DarkVileScream Рік тому +57

      That explains why I hear quagmire

    • @dylanmurdoch5746
      @dylanmurdoch5746 Рік тому +33

      @@DarkVileScream Nah it’s definitely Stewie

    • @xycmiguel6957
      @xycmiguel6957 Рік тому +25

      @@dylanmurdoch5746 Are you on drugs it's a mixture of Brian and Quagmire.

    • @aTomFX1
      @aTomFX1 Рік тому +4

      @@xycmiguel6957 nonono its stewie and quagmire my friend

    • @xycmiguel6957
      @xycmiguel6957 Рік тому +1

      @@aTomFX1 Where do you here Stewie? When he says "Oh My God" it doesn't Sound like Stewie at all.

  • @purplealchemistofficial
    @purplealchemistofficial 6 місяців тому +15

    10:04 the emperor thinking the guys name was Tony and the finding out it’s Rey has aged incredibly.

  • @ezraallen7525
    @ezraallen7525 Рік тому +26

    The song he sings when Vader asks him about the first 65 orders had me singing along because it's just that good as well being just freaking hilarious!
    Here's the Lyrics to this song:
    🎶OOOOOOOOOH, Capture me a wookie, kick a princess in the cookie, sabotage the espionage of a Bothan spy!🎶
    🎶Activate the trash compactor, let's protect the main reactor, stab a smuggler in the jugular and watch him die!🎶
    🎶Corrupt a teeeen, from Tattoiiiine, manipulate a Gungan and kill Naboo's queen. Trap a Mon Calamari, take a Tauntaun on Safari, hit a topless bar on Mustafar with artist Ralph Macquarie!🎶
    🎶OOOOOOOOOH, Number thirteen: find investors, Number 14: make a Death Star, while you're at it, draw some plans up for my Death Star 2!🎶
    🎶Unmask a dirty Jawa, prank call General Dodona, clone a load of cannon fodder out on Kamino!🎶
    The time stamp is 1:12 - 1:46

  • @ASChambers
    @ASChambers Рік тому +163

    Whenever my kids ring me, I always answer, “Go for Papa Palpatine…”

    • @Spheterix
      @Spheterix Рік тому +3

      Creative 😂👍🏻

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 Рік тому +5

      I think he said call for papa Palatine?

  • @johanness.8273
    @johanness.8273 Рік тому +293

    I work as a teacher and constantly walk down floors with several students in a row greeting me. It has cost inhuman discipline over the last years to not go "Stormtrooper - Stormtrooper - Stormtrooper" with a dignified nod while walking down the central hall.

    • @r.397
      @r.397 Рік тому +23

      I would like to point out that palpatine would probably tell you “do it”

    • @wingsken
      @wingsken Рік тому +29

      just go "student - student - student"

    • @sureindubitably3771
      @sureindubitably3771 Рік тому +1

      Then immediately go to "eyy" and "Go f*ck yourself" and "WAZZUUP"

    • @sweetpealee056
      @sweetpealee056 Рік тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @swistedfilms
      @swistedfilms Рік тому +18

      Do it. The ones that get the joke will love you for it.

  • @elder-woodsilverstein7716
    @elder-woodsilverstein7716 Рік тому +20

    8:46 My favorite bit.

  • @Andros666
    @Andros666 Рік тому +8

    That escalator scene had me rolling 😭😭😭”wassssssuuuuppppp”

  • @alexsmallwood8833
    @alexsmallwood8833 Рік тому +346

    Robot Chicken Palpatine is best Palpatine

  • @jaymessmoyer340
    @jaymessmoyer340 Рік тому +22

    7:23: "Welp my suit case is gone. Sacrificed to the airport gods." 😂

  • @slartybobfoster2273
    @slartybobfoster2273 Рік тому +44

    I'll be honest, I listen to this way too much. It's pretty much the theme tune I play in my head while shooting rebels on hoth in BF2.

  • @ALGIEMOSS
    @ALGIEMOSS Рік тому +240

    "so I threw the Senate at him ! The whole senate!" 🤣

  • @ellishall127
    @ellishall127 Рік тому +13

    "Hows is that my kid if this knob job said i killed my pregnant wife" is the wildest sentence.

  • @WillKvn
    @WillKvn Рік тому +11

    14:42 "somehow palpatine returned" so thaaaats-

  • @OttoMannShrimpire
    @OttoMannShrimpire Рік тому +376

    We all need a guy like Alphonso

    • @ApocGenesis
      @ApocGenesis Рік тому +24

      I love the look Alphonso gives after Palpatine asks "what's your midiclorian count?". He's thinking "those are the guys Palpatine just killed did I just eff myself I'm genuinely trying to help"
      Alphonso is too good for Palpatine

  • @mof920
    @mof920 Рік тому +22

    "Listen saltine, I don't tell you how to... threaten your blonde kid..." is one of my favorite lines.

  • @Falkriim
    @Falkriim Рік тому +15

    7:50 this one broke me.
    In my headcannon this is Palpatine’s personality.

  • @dr.veronica6155
    @dr.veronica6155 6 місяців тому +5

    I love the idea that despite the Empire generally being human supremecist and the Death Star 2 being such a secret that people would be excecuted on the suspicion that they may have possibly heard a tiny bit of information regarding the fact that it existed at all, the Emperor has an alien barber and talks to him about everything, including casually revealing the existence of the Death Star 2. Palpatine knows, if there's a single person you can trust in the galaxy, it's your barber. And then at the start of the next clip, Palpatine is there just admiring his newly styled hair.

  • @loganentertainment1814
    @loganentertainment1814 9 місяців тому +11

    Seth MacFarlane did an amazing job at voicing Palpatine. XD

  • @leramar
    @leramar Рік тому +82

    "What the hell is an aluminum falcon?!" Pure gold, cracks me up every time.

  • @itaipee
    @itaipee Рік тому +183

    2:30 The emperor discovers about the death star destruction is priceless

    • @Adam-bw5nz
      @Adam-bw5nz Рік тому +12

      I think you meant 2:21-2:29 😂

    • @allclere3
      @allclere3 11 місяців тому +3

      8:49 9:03 9:18 9:29 14:40 15:24

  • @mattvii9228
    @mattvii9228 Рік тому +10

    “What do you mean they blew up the Death Star”
    Will always be apart of my head cannon

  • @sparco956
    @sparco956 Рік тому +16

    5:39 Hilarious that this is cut in a way that the Emperor is still admiring his haircut from the last sketch lmao

  • @richardwhite8276
    @richardwhite8276 Рік тому +128

    12:30 “Omg this is happening, stay away from me you idiot” 🤣

    • @darkneon5637
      @darkneon5637 Рік тому +6

      Yeah that's right Vader go for that kiss😂

    • @empireofengland6039
      @empireofengland6039 Рік тому +7

      @@darkneon5637 Rey Palpatine Skywalker

    • @theoneeyedartist3253
      @theoneeyedartist3253 Рік тому +5

      Even better how Luke also thought his dad was gonna kiss Palpatine.

    • @ZombieN8YT
      @ZombieN8YT 21 годину тому

      “Hey listen! I don’t mean to be a pain, but I’m gonna have to ask for a raise.”

  • @OmnicidalClown1992
    @OmnicidalClown1992 Рік тому +542

    Palpatine is one of the few Robot Chicken skits that still makes me laugh to this very day. Sure, the other Robot Chicken segments are funny too, but for the most part, I don't laugh as much when rewatching those clips. Palpatine on the other hand almost always makes me laugh and I hope it stays that way.

  • @xxwales15xx33
    @xxwales15xx33 Рік тому +8

    "padamame or Panda bear" 😂😂

  • @BoyWonder1914
    @BoyWonder1914 Рік тому +5

    I love that I can hear Quagmire in his voice, and a little bit of Stewie. Gotta love Seth

  • @1nfinitune533
    @1nfinitune533 Рік тому +144

    13:26 I love the fact he's sunbathing in a reactor shaft

  • @OM-sb2bd
    @OM-sb2bd Рік тому +37

    “You look so tiny down there, like a little mean pepper shaker.” 😂

  • @alantorres2957
    @alantorres2957 Рік тому +6

    “ Do you have any idea what this is gonna do to my credit?” 😂😂😂

  • @floseger7497
    @floseger7497 Рік тому +3

    that "WHAAAZZUUUUUP" caught me off guard 😂😂

  • @jacquelinethibodeau3771
    @jacquelinethibodeau3771 Рік тому +14

    I love Han, but the line 🎶STAB A SMUGGLER IN THE JUGULAR AND WATCH HIM DIE🎶 is a knee slapped for me 🤣

  • @jerimiahcocom2980
    @jerimiahcocom2980 Рік тому +23

    7:19 lol

  • @jacquelinethibodeau3771
    @jacquelinethibodeau3771 Рік тому +66

    “So I threw the Senate at him” imagine Yoda recalling how he dodged the whole Senate being thrown at him. All the more impressive.

  • @thewrestler9184
    @thewrestler9184 Рік тому +1413

    Seth Green’s Star Wars was a lot funnier than Seth McFarlane’s.

    • @braydenkinder75
      @braydenkinder75 Рік тому +144

      The star wars family guy specials had some pretty funny jokes IMO

    • @charlie7329
      @charlie7329 Рік тому +237

      Palpatine is Seth McFarlane

    • @rphb5870
      @rphb5870 Рік тому +185

      Look on the bright side, at least Seth McFarlane's star wars was funnier then Disney's star wars

    • @darkneon5637
      @darkneon5637 Рік тому +2

      Lol

    • @thewrestler9184
      @thewrestler9184 Рік тому +95

      @@charlie7329 Yeah but he's just an actor here. The Robot Chicken writers were way funnier with their Star Wars parody than the Family Guy writers were with theirs. Although Seth McFarlane's Palpatine was definitely the best part about Robot Chicken Star Wars.

  • @bishop995
    @bishop995 Рік тому +22

    "Get your 7 ft 2 asmatic ass back here!!"
    My mind instantly went to General Grievous

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 8 місяців тому +1

      Auralnauts had a great line too.
      - Vader! Hologram! Now!!!
      - Vader! Office! Now!!!

  • @lego_boba_fett_watch
    @lego_boba_fett_watch Рік тому +19

    8:09 is anyone going to mention the fact he suddenly has robes again?

    • @fairsaa7975
      @fairsaa7975 4 місяці тому +1

      No. It would be stupid to do that to a comedy skit.

  • @marcushamner5994
    @marcushamner5994 Рік тому +135

    0:50 “What am I supposed to call myself DARTH SYPHILIS?!” I am done🤣🤣💀💀

    • @chibichan9586
      @chibichan9586 Рік тому +9

      Omgggg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @marcushamner5994
      @marcushamner5994 Рік тому +7

      @@chibichan9586 It kills me EVERYTIME!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KABAL-1995
      @KABAL-1995 Рік тому +4

      He said darth sithless

    • @natwalsh2710
      @natwalsh2710 Рік тому +5

      LMAO 🤣 XDD

  • @skuffy4930
    @skuffy4930 Рік тому +14

    I just realized all these Robot Chicken Wars clips tell a coherent story, and I'd love to see where it goes.

  • @theforcer1762
    @theforcer1762 6 місяців тому +5

    I see the palpatine falling scene as canon since PALPATINE SOMEHOW RETURNED

  • @Jordotron
    @Jordotron Рік тому +171

    "How come no one says wizard anymore?"
    Mando: 😏😏😏😏

    • @weaa00
      @weaa00 Рік тому +4

      Wizard

    • @korbyntaylor8089
      @korbyntaylor8089 10 місяців тому +1

      Wizard. I said that too.

    • @mandreadfg
      @mandreadfg 4 місяці тому +1

      Is my dad gonna kiss the Emporer?!?

  • @zorlokarma
    @zorlokarma Рік тому +85

    "What the hell is an Aluminum Falcom?"
    I was dying bro

  • @eddiencstate
    @eddiencstate 3 місяці тому +2

    8:12 "It's 11-42, EAT MY A**!"
    8:32 "I'd rather my robes didn't smell like a filet-o-fish all day, thanks."
    I laughed aloud on those.

  • @casualgamerboi3789
    @casualgamerboi3789 Рік тому +16

    11:40 this scene is "what if star wars had anime style inner monologues

  • @freecandynvan2816
    @freecandynvan2816 Рік тому +99

    “I did it ironically, so I think I’m safe.” I heard that and was wondering where they were going to take it. When it cut to him being murdered by Vader I started choking on the food I was eating I was laughing so hard. I did not see it going there for some reason, but I’m beyond happy it did 😂😂😂

  • @rangedeth107
    @rangedeth107 Рік тому +32

    "Look Mr. Saltine... I don't tell you how to threaten your blonde kids" lmao

    • @mandreadfg
      @mandreadfg 4 місяці тому

      Ray?! Who's Tony??

  • @lastfullast8819
    @lastfullast8819 5 місяців тому +4

    15:24 Only after Disney sequel trilogy you finally understand the depth of these words of wisdom.