What D&D Alignment is Kevin McCallister? (Home Alone)
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- Опубліковано 23 гру 2021
- Today we take a look at Kevin McCallister from the home alone series!~ This is a "for fun" video and is not meant to be taken seriously. Please enjoy ^^ I put a lot of funny jokie jokes in this one lol
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13:32, what does it say if you first saw Tim Curry in either the Three Musketeers movie from 1993, or the Muppets Treasure Island movie (can’t remember which I saw first)
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@@TheLoadingCrew okay
Lucky
A bionicle fan I see.
@@TheLoadingCrew ah crap, oh well.. hopefully you and your family have a wonderful christmas etc :)
Silco lost to Kevin McCallister, I love democracy
Kevin does fit the holiday, though I do hope he does Silco soon too.
Whoever Silco even is
@@JaelinBezel watch Arcane
I like to imagine the votes depict the events of a battle to decide
So Kevin overpowered all the other options including Silco(though to be fair that doesn’t take much)
Keeping with the dnd theme, my brother once called Kevin McAllister “kobold McAllister” because he’s small and good at making traps. He’s not wrong…
Haha
@@everinjack4673 damn beat me to it.
That’s it I’m gonna make a one shot out of this.Player is a kolbold and must rig a den with traps to fend a party of adventurers away
If your Kobold Warren doesn't make the party look like the Wet Bandits by the end of it, are you even using Kobolds?
I can’t believe Kevin didn’t start at chaotic evil. Everyone knows that kids are inherently evil
They get an initial pass due to ignorance.
@@AnimeWolf5193 Not just ignorance, but their brains are just physically not developed enough to comprehend complex moral thought (as seen in Kholberg's stages of moral development).
@@KingNedya honestly I just assumed children were neutral evil
You misspelled humans
@@KingNedya this is the exact reason that classic D&D species such as kobolds are evil - they are a scant few years old at adulthood
In his defense, that 4th brick was meant to kill the other guy. He just had the Mastermind feature and allowed his friend to take the damage for him.
Marv was already making death saves, but eh they're playing evil characters. It works.
I can't believe Kevin threw FOUR bricks at Marv.
Three is a perfectly acceptable number to murder someone with, but four? That's just excessive.
Four sounds a lot like the word for death in Chinese so
He knew
To be fair, the 4th was meant for the other guy.
The problem is the concussion and nerve damage. Where's the fun when they can't even feel the bricks anymore?
Like he said..one may have been a warning shot. Two? Ok I guess maybe you wanna scare the other guy? Three? Kevin what the hell? FOUR?! MY BOY HAS MURDER ON HIS MIND.
Skull fracture with epidural hematoma. MARV IS DEAD.
Because Kevin uses fire/burning weapons, uses booby traps (including spikes on the ground), he’s technically a war criminal.
Kevin McCallister, hardened war criminal by 8.
Because he committed 2 counts of using fire weapons and his 2 counts of spike based booby traps (the Christmas bulbs, and the nails) he could spend about 80 years in prison. (Every war crime carries a 20 year sentence)
Except war crimes require an actual war.
@@MiriOhki It's a war on the Christmas spirit dammit!! /j
@@punknomad7995 did he mean for the toilet to explode then he could also be labeled as a domestic terrorist xD
I kinda feel bad for Kevin at the beginning of the first movie. Cause it’s kinda unfair how the majority of the family treat him, only to be appalled by the way he lashes back at them, and is punished for it. While the folk who instigate this go unpunished. It always felt unfair and kinda toxic for me at least
The plight of the youngest child.
Bro these movies would be s tier if the uncle stumbled on one of Kevin's traps. Just for some catharsis.
If Kevin and J Jonah Jameson were in the same world, J Jonah would turn the entire city of Chicago against him, he’d fire him from the bugle, then rehire him and fire him again
Same general idea in our Kevin is a MENACE comments
Kevin is absolutely a Mastermind Rogue if a DM lets the player be creative. He causes potentially lethal injuries to the burglars, which is going way beyond reasonable self defense and through Soul of Deceit avoids criminal charges, manipulates and indirectly threatens the staff members of the hotel in order to escape payment with Insightful Manipulator and, in usual Rogue fashion, someone else has to go and clean up their mess, namely his dad.
Yes, but he thinks he's a level 20 wizard, how else could he have casted that wish spell
@@adrianguerrero6163 he used Insightful Manipulator on himself and succeded on a roll so well the DM allowed him to "cast" Wish twice through sheer will
Can we just take a moment to appreciate all of Kevin’s aliases: Little Sourpuss, Little Bundle of Misery, Les Incompentante, Kid. Seriously, they’re all amazing.
You could always count Home Alone 6, since Kevin's involved in that one. He started a home security business and messes with Buzz who is now a cop, by spamming him with crank calls about how there's a burglar in his house
Jesus there's a 6th one!?
@@stormhawkdude yeah, came out this month. It's horrible
I didn't even know that there's a Home Alone 5...
@@jpfan4life812 Malcolm McDowell was pretty good in that one.
Six? I didn't even know there was a fourth, thinking the new one was the third.
Y'know I feel like Kevin might just be one of the best Rouges I have ever seen played. He's resourceful, he plays Chaotic Neutral in a way that's not intrusive to the campaign, and he actually remembers that he has tool proficiency! He also makes great use of the Tavern Braweler feat, which I wouldn't really think would work on a Rouge. It helps that the DM is a big "rule of cool" person and allows a bunch of wacky shit to happen, especially with all the fun trap ideas that Kevin has. Also, the way Kevin nailed four bricks back to back is due to the DM allowing the Steady Aim feature, so all of those were with advantage AND Sneak attack. Overall, Kevin is the kind of player i'd love to see in my games. 9.3/10, would recommend. Giving a 9.3 because he four bricks back to back was a LITTLE excessive. Good thing the Wet Bandits were high CR.
How much hp do you think that the wet bandits have ?
@@shinystars2475 Oh, they clearly stacked con and dumped wisdom.
@@webbowser8834 They'd have to to both Tank the traps and ignore the option of just leaving.
Probably a feature where if they take damage they can half it, if certain conditions are met.
@@trevorgreenough6141 call it Comedy armor and say that if it a failed save or attack roll ends in a funny result they receive resistance to the effect.
I love seeing the origins of Jigsaw. Surprised it's a Christmas movie though...
Kevin is not Jigsaw.
@@DavidRay39 ... that was the joke? Cuase Stuart asked for funny messed up comments for laughs with family.
Honestly the burglars were basically a party of two adventures who don't know the sunk cost fallacy. Originally it was an idea by the DM to have two players on a heist one shot while the other was defending in the heist. Kevin pulled no punches when the DM gave him a lift of items he could use. HE FOUND A USE FOR EVERYTHING! The DM and other players are still terrified of Kevin's creativity.
Home Alone 2 was them remembering the first one shot fondly and deciding to bring back the character. Kevin's player was probably the most excited but hid their excitement the most with an apathetic sure. Constantly during the game he private messaged an entire book of trap and explanation for how they worked when he got his complete resource list from the GM. The other players actually somehow one upped Kevin in the end, but the GM gave him a "One last chance roll" as a joke. Only way anything would happen is if he rolled a 100 on a d100. Kevin's player's luck isn't to be doubted. He then decided to in character give his thanks for save to the bird lady.
I love this comment xD great perspective twist
You pleading with Kevin to stop throwing bricks and call an ambulance as he keeps throwing the bricks was hilarious! One of the best jokes I’ve heard in this season, and the way each bricks impact was emphasized by
the ding was just *chefs kiss*
Also, do a video on Mega man X and Zero!
I had so much fun editing that part xD
LC: "We're going to trie Kevin as an adult."
Me: Welp, he's going to be Chaotic Evil then. 😄
It's shocking that Kevin didn't end up in either a psych ward or on a "To-Be-Enlisted" list for the FBI
Despite this video being a meme, fact Kevin used nails... FUCKING NAILS as traps. A middle school friend told her story of how a nail punctured through her foot like... it pierced through and how she had to go to the hospital for it. Every time I remember that makes both my feet physically clench and recoil in pain.
Also I want to make note that I NEVER realized that Trump was in Home Alone 2. Just thought that he was some random guy who helped out a young Macaulay Culkin.
That scene where the nail goes through the foot makes me wince every time I see it
Yep, that's pretty much exactly how I expected this to play out. For as silly as the premise is, Kevin is definitely what I think of when I think Chaotic Neutral - he's not out to help anyone but himself, but he's (generally) not out to hurt anyone either. He just goes with what he thinks is a good idea at the time - which, being a classic high intelligence, low wisdom character, tends to end with hilarious shenanigans we can all enjoy along the way. On the other hand... Are you suggesting that if not for judging him as harshly as possible, Kevin McCallister would have ended up as Chaotic Good?! No, sir, I cannot stand for it! There is no way that Kevin should ever be seen as Good!
home alone 2 tried very hard to make his cause just
Fun Fact: according to multiple analysis of both movies and common sense, the wet bandits should have died like 20 times between both movies. The fact that they are super human but so dumb they dont recognize it its amusing.
Man, Home Alone is one of the greatest prequels ever. I love watching the childhood backstory of the Saw films.
"This Kevin kid is not a menace, its that work of that dastardly Spider-Man. Curse him! Trying to drag a small child down to his level. Spider-Man must be stopped!"
- J. Jonas Jameson
Gotta give props to Mr. McAllister, being clearly audible in the park despite shouting from inside the hotel
God...the sheer AUDACITY of Kevin. Those two upstart gentleman police officers just wanted to check in on his home and instead they get brutalized by Satan's right hand man.
Also, Fern Gully
Long, long ago two common thieves stumbled upon a way to cheat Death and became immortal.
Despte their newfound status they weren't any more skilled or wise for it so when Death's older brother, Destiny made a wager with them they accepted and lost.
Forever they will remain small thieves and each generation they would be made regret the fact that they can't get Death's sweet embrace.
Kevin McAllister was just the last of a long line of karmic punishments inflicted on these poor immortal fools.
P.S.: if you ever found out whether your former teacher got Trump's signature please mention it, that was a great story and it reminded me of some of my own teachers.
"Tonight, we have just received word that a wealthy, psychopathic child has severely injured and nearly killed two poor, working class men in a sick version of real life Saw. The two men, named Harry and Marv, were on their way to visit family in town but unfortunately arrived at the wrong address. Instead of correcting the pair, the psychopath, named Kevin McAllister, trapped them in his home full of improvised traps and actual weapons. This includes burning with a blowtorch, shooting them with a pellet gun, and releasing a deadly spider on his innocent victims. Eventually, the men were able to catch their torturer, but were beaten nearly to death by a local known as 'Old Man Marley' who is suspected of murdering his family with a snow shovel. The very weapon he nearly killed the two victims with. To add insult to very grievous injury, the police were called on the victims of this tragedy, and they currently await trial, where unfortunately Kevin is likely to win, as he has a history of lies and manipulation."
CNN, is that you? Don Lemon forgot to add misogynist and white supremacist as well.
When everyone really started thinking about Kevin's actions, we all realized how both creative and horrible his traps we're.
It went from "Poor Kevin, those bad guys got what they deserved!" To "Kevin is a sadistic kid who basically tortured 2 burglars instead of calling the police."
16:05 this whole section was hilarious. I loved how worried you sounded in your reaction. Cracked me up.
One set of three I would love to see is
Doc, Marty, and Biff from Back To the Future. On first thought, I couldn’t say where I honestly think they would land alignment wise, but it seems like they would be interesting to go through
Truly the most evil character ever on this show ,
God damn what kind of endurance and armor class does Marv have? This dude is near indestructible
This video has convinced me, Kevin McAllister is a master of traps, up there with such greats like Robbie Rotten,, Seto Kaiba and Kira Yoshikage.
I can just imagine Stuart cosplaying as J Jonah Jameson watching this movie. "FORGET PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN! I WANT PICTURES OF KEVIN MCCALLISTER! HE'S A MENACE!" 😆
JJJ: I've teamed up with spider-man to arrest Kevin-Mcallister the child menace!
HE'S A PUBLIC MENACE! PARKER, GET ME PICTURES OF KEVIN MCCALLISTER!
I can see why there's a theory that Kevin McCallister becomes jigsaw.
This unironically would make for an amazing campaign.
I can’t believe you forgot to mention that Kevin must be a ranger in order to find the one person he is looking for in NEW YORK CITY!
A very appropriate upload for Christmas Eve. Happy Holidays!
Your joke with the bricks was hilarious. Top notch and I had a lot of fun watching this. Great job!
the brick scene skit you did made me laugh way harder than i usually do
I can't believe Kevin turned Marve into a skeleton and you didn't count it as chaotic evil but you counted multiple bricks to the face
Happy holidays merry Christmas to you of the loading crew and friends and may your new year be grand
Happy early birthday Loading Crew!
Hey Pal, came here to ask for an Inscryption video of this. These are amazing and I'd love to see more!
I like the theory that the Home Alone movies are prequels to the Saw movies and Kevin McCalister grew up to be Jigsaw. It’s only the logical conclusion of how elaborate his traps become and taking his sick twisted justice to an all new level
12:18
Kevin’s mom at least is trying to joke about this to hide her pain and guilt you can see it in the actress’ acting that she wants to cry instead of laugh.
I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in years. I watched it twice and couldn’t stop laughing
Stewart freaking out about the brick scene is the funniest thing i've seen all week.
I actually lost it at the brick throwing bit, well played
In the immortal words of J. Jonah Jameson:
"Bring me pictures! Pictures of Kevin McCallister! He's a menace to [insert city here]!"
How to describe Home Alone comedically: Young Child hunts two grown men.
Aside from the facts that there was snow in the first movie and Kevin actually did try non violent options initially, and used guile, I would swear the kid is from Texas. Also I'm curious about the limits of Castle Doctrine in these cases.
I want to see a home alone with a Jrpg kid, imagine how chaotic that could be.
Home Alone, starring Relm Arrowny.
...oh god.
@@BJGvideos she's gunna paint them a picture ..? she have the dog?
@@bradlyhaskell9821 Sure let's bring Interceptor. He can do backup.
What you said during the brick scene had me laughing my ass off.
tldr: child commits war crimes and psychological warfare to robbers
The Nurse At The Hospital: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS!?!
Harry and Marv (The Wetbandits): A child.
3:15 "Kevin McCallister is a menace to society, second only to Spider-man!" J. Jonah Jameson, probably
I can't believe that the Porrice Alive and Kevin does not answer the door.
I can’t believe Kane from Explorers of the Heart showed up at the end of Lost in New York and Un-Alived Kevin McAllister. Even more, *I CAN’T BELIEVE STUART GAVE KEVIN A CHAOTIC EVIL DING FIR THAT!* Muh Guy… that’s victim blaming…
Thought popped into my head with this third watch through when Stuart calls Marv and Harry “the wet sticky bandits”
That would be a perfect name for the group of Manaphy Ball guests that went on the Meadery raid with Friendly Helpful Hoopa, given how his portals are.
As the unofficial Judge of this “discussion?”, I hear by sentence Kevin to 100 of ice cold pizza
Home Alone is the origin story for Jigsaw. He enjoys causing harm to these people and chooses violence to teach the people a lesson.
Kevin could probably defeat Predator with enough prep time.
Home Alone being the origin story for the Saw franchise is the best internet meme.
Holy crap. I didn't know Kevin committed 7 war crimes, 18 felonies, and at least 100 acts of petty violence against turtles. Great video!
"Kids are cruel Jack, and I'm very in touch with my inner child."
Kevin was the scapegoat of his siblings. Of course he started adopting the honey badger as his spirit animal, and embraced an unquenchable bloodthirst.
I showed this video to J. Jonah Jameson and he told me Spider-Man was old news. He needs pictures. Pictures of Home Alone!
"his is a menace, he is monster" *in my best Johanna Jameson impression*
"now why would anyone soak a rope in kerosene"
Kevin: :)
This Kevin kid is a real menace. Parker…GET ME PICTURES OF KEVIN MCCALLISTER!!!!
This kid is more of a gremlin than the actual damn Gremlins.
Kevin rolls a nat 1 in intelligence followed by a nat 20 when he rolls to protect the house
J Jonah Jameson: "Kevin McCallister, Hero or Menace?"
Basically Kevin McAllister is a very clever and intelligent Kobold. Using traps and tricks to defend their homes is their entire modus operandi in the games and is what makes them so dangerous. This is so much so that there's even a 5e third party module called Kobold Alone which recreates the first film only in D&D.
The only person who's a bigger menace than this Kevin McAllister kid is Spider-man!
One theory is going around that Kevin is Jigsaw from the Saw moives.
'This is my house, I have to defend it' sounds pretty lawful neutral.
Someone contact the Daily Bugle! This kid is more of a menace than Spider-Man!
The first movie I saw Tim Curry in was Clue, and he did an excellent job in that one!
I want pictures of Kevin McCallister! He's more of a menace to society than spiderman and he is here in New York!
16:05 Can't stop laughing dude, NAT 20 joke right thare XD
Ah, the surprisingly effective Saw JR. Nearly murdering home invaders and robbers now in the New York City area near YOU.
Even though the answer was already found, I would have guessed the 1990 miniseries version of "It".
holy shit the brick thing killed me, i laughed for like half an hour.
THAT KEVIN IS A MENACE! GET ME MORE PICTURES OF THE KEVIN!
You have convinced me that Kevin is jigsaw in disguise!!!
With how much torture this kid has done in both movies, this would even put fear into the Dark Eldar!
I'll give Sweet Home Alone this: it carried on the tradition of "Traps the villains should die or get injured From" intact. The boy had a potato gun loaded with billard balls.
Here's thought, in D&D wishing your family away is a real possibility. You just need an object with an Embedded Wish spell, like Luck Blade of Spell Storing Diamond.
"do not take this video seriously"
Don't worry, I laughed when I saw this pop up in my feed.
Merry Christmas!!
I decided to watch this after the video on Tobey Maguire's Spiderman, and all I could think was "I want pictures of that menace, Kevin!"
God Kevin's out here using the Geneva Convention as a bucket list.
This was a blast 😂 Merry Christmas folks!
there is a cross-movie theory that Kevin McCallister became jigsaw trap murderer.😅
Not the Kevin alignment chart I wanted, but the Kevin alignment chart I needed
Kevin McCallister after an incident where he tortured to home Invaders, he grew up to become a brilliant mind and inventor, but after a car crash which led to him getting diagnosed with cancer and a man murdering his unborn child, he starts a kidnapping and killing spree and will be know as
The home jigsaw,
Ah, I just knew that one person was going to do comment like this.