@@mydadsaplumber I hope you and Artsy Gamer (Wolf lover) both reply to me. It’s only been 3 years for you, rope guy, and 8 long years for the Artistic Gamer (Wolf Lover). I dunno, maybe the OP is dead or in jail for producing kiddie porn.
"The killers have the cool thing to say! Merry christmas." ... Why did I picture Alucard from Hellsing kicking in a door and saying "merry christmas"??
Now look what you did! Should of knocked on wood or something haha I blame you for the snowball of dislikes that followed slowly but surely over the past 9 years 🤣😂
I work at Walgreens. So his shpeel about "The second you walk in there, you just want to steal" triggered me. Because people steal constantly at my store and we can't do shit about it. We can't stop them, we can't tell them to put whatever it is back... If we do... WE get fired. What the actual fuck. So I just call the popo now. Let them take em downtown. You ain't comin up in my store and stealing from me honey, oh no. You gon take a ride to the jailhouse if you do.
Katie Glass why do the pharmacists at Walgreens abuse the little power they have. Making you wait 30 days to get a prescription when u should be able to get it in 28 days. Even real doctors think their pricks.
Robert Delgado Capetillo He hasn’t stole any joke, Dane will recycle his old jokes sometimes and put a twist on it. But stealing jokes.? Naw. Not my boy.
@@daniellane3403 Dane didn’t admit to stealing, at least not doing it on purpose. And that’s been the only time for Dane, 2 CK jokes. Dane was famous for being able to put up hours of material like Chapelle in a single night session.
The joke would have been better if Dane Cook had said what if I pulled out my pocket knife and slit my own throat I really thought that's where he was going with the joke
Dane Cook comedy was a legit era all on its own
I always come back to these bits
Dane was definitely one of a kind fr
same
Why look back and see the face of doom staring back at you!?
That’s so true
Dane Cook was always a wordsmith!!
You can't just leave your shoe and keep shopping for 19 more minutes 😂😂😂😭😭
I need this I don't feel so depressed anymore
It’s been a year. I hope you’re feeling better!
@@childperson9507 She hasn’t answered you back yet, so it doesn’t look too good for her. If only we had seen her comment last Xmas.
Its been 2 years hows it going
I'm glad I'm not e only one.
"Killers always have a hookup at the DMV" haha love it
Used to work there.... I always wanted to steal half of everything as well
"i still have the wherewithal to pull off a cut... of EPIC proportions..."
same here, dane :P
Wolf Lover yo it's been so long,I wonder if you'll reply
@@mydadsaplumber I hope you and Artsy Gamer (Wolf lover) both reply to me. It’s only been 3 years for you, rope guy, and 8 long years for the Artistic Gamer (Wolf Lover). I dunno, maybe the OP is dead or in jail for producing kiddie porn.
@@TheWaynelds I forgot about this
😂😂😂😂forever the Wall😂😂😂😂
"Merry Christmas" or "Whose cut now" 😂
My dude clearly WORKED at "The Wall"
Yeah cinnamon bits!
Yeah seafood salad
This was awesome.
It still is
3 shoes disliked this
Lee Wassup I don't think he will but just because u seem like u need someone to reply I will
7 years later, 51 shoes.
God i LOVE Dane Cook =D
I needed this, thanks for keeping this upload available
YOU SON OF A B.
Please don't use harsh letters.
"The killers have the cool thing to say! Merry christmas."
...
Why did I picture Alucard from Hellsing kicking in a door and saying "merry christmas"??
WarriorsBiggestFan2 yo it's been so long,I wonder if you'll reply
Anyone else this picture made him look like Paul Rudd?
Nnnnot at all lol
I'VE BEEN CUT!
0:30 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I really wish there was the video to match this. I don’t know what the floaty dance looks like.
I worked at a Walgreens for 3 1/2 years so this is so true
yeah cinnamon bits!! :D
Petition to make this an animatic, specificly a mha one
at the beginning of this i told myself i would make it through this video without smiling or laughing... i epicaly failed
I lost at "ILL FUCKIN KILL YOU" haha
Shazaam haha babababababadadadah
Merry christmas. XD
I did this today and man it felt good.
and epic description!!! I watched this only for that epic description!!
You did? Yer so silly... and sexy.
Reply back, dammit. Comments don’t have expiration dates, so I don’t wanna hear “der.. I posted that 9 years ago”.
omg THANKS FOR POSTING!!!!
I like to reply to really old comments. How’s life going for you, 11 years later? Do you still think Bunny’s rock? I hope so!
BEST EVA!!!!
It's not the lightening at CVS it's the prices!
Sorry to use such harsh letters.
Ve-he-cle
Dane cook is so hilarious 😂 😃 😄
Look in the face of DOOM!!! (>.
I gotta go get gum right now!
24 dislikes ??? Seriously, people?????
Shazzam!
hahaha
I'd say haha nice
He's hilarious
you son of a "B" haha XD
Two people are f*ckin' with ya.
7 now
merry christmas
YOU SON OF A B
Hey hey hey. Harsh letters! Please!
The WALL.
One of my favorite comedians sucks that he went into Hollywood stuff
Last show I saw was in Boston MA (home) 12/31/09 great show.
Have you seen The Goods? Same year as vicious circle, amazing movie. I’m not sure what you’re talking about?
The Wall....lol
Had to come find this after hearing SanFransisco is closing Walgreens stores because of too much theft
It's not stealing if you pay for half.
MrMammz
People who steal at my workplace (Walgreens) take a ride downtown to the jailhouse.
6 shoes
so what does anger taste like?
Actually I’d say that there is a third type of person (like me) who just lets the person cut and doesn’t really care
0 dislikes thats whats up
thats odd since this isnt funny at all.
Now look what you did!
Should of knocked on wood or something haha
I blame you for the snowball of dislikes that followed slowly but surely over the past 9 years 🤣😂
0:30
origin of joke
0:30 XD
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂🤣🤣
WALMART
exactly
YEAH! FUCK SHOES!! H'es a Shanaran! Twin falls belegarth realm. What does Shanara say about shoes? "FUCK SHOES!"
0:30
This dude has something wrong with him he's a fool
Shit. I do need tweezers!
Like sweat, old pizza and sour Gummi Bears.
Trust me, I know. -_-
I work at Walgreens. So his shpeel about "The second you walk in there, you just want to steal" triggered me.
Because people steal constantly at my store and we can't do shit about it. We can't stop them, we can't tell them to put whatever it is back... If we do... WE get fired.
What the actual fuck.
So I just call the popo now.
Let them take em downtown.
You ain't comin up in my store and stealing from me honey, oh no.
You gon take a ride to the jailhouse if you do.
Katie Glass why do the pharmacists at Walgreens abuse the little power they have. Making you wait 30 days to get a prescription when u should be able to get it in 28 days. Even real doctors think their pricks.
Lol and how many people do you think you actually catch? I bet 1 of every 50 if not far more get away with it.
Manners are disappearing...
Dane: *cuts infront of someone*
Also Dane: i earsed time and leapt passed it
who's cut now?
We all know about the Carlos Mencia, but what Dane steal? He seems pretty legit.
Robert Delgado Capetillo He hasn’t stole any joke, Dane will recycle his old jokes sometimes and put a twist on it. But stealing jokes.? Naw. Not my boy.
He stole from Louis CK in fact they had a conversation about it on Loius's show. Facts look it up
@@daniellane3403 Dane didn’t admit to stealing, at least not doing it on purpose. And that’s been the only time for Dane, 2 CK jokes. Dane was famous for being able to put up hours of material like Chapelle in a single night session.
Walmart
Sorry to use harsh letters 😂
Lol
The joke would have been better if Dane Cook had said what if I pulled out my pocket knife and slit my own throat I really thought that's where he was going with the joke
Your shoe does not represent you, neither here nor in a court of law.
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Woah, this is funny?
Oops i disliked it....Mah bad?;D
He's hilarious