Um Jess can you call me wake me up for work just call ...Make sure I'm up sure Will ..I will call ya .. Sanka you dead yet man....Will to Jess no but I'm late
@@codyminecrack248 not the same thing? They're both late. I can waste my time commenting nothing to douchebags too. Your words are as worthless as mine. I'm just aware.
@@codyminecrack248 ....You mean two years ago, when I was apparently late to seventh grade? Bruh, I completely forgot that I even used to like Dane Cook.
@@thedarklordx I used to be anywhere from five minutes to an hour late every day of middle school, but once I started highschool my school was no longer withing walking distance, so I was forced to either get on the bus on time or miss school... Needless to say, I started forcing myself to get up.
My excuse would be i was on my way then some guys held me at gunpoint telling me I was going to be the driver for their heist and there was a high speed chase and it had to get a different car in another city
Honestly the best and most time honored excuse - diarrhea - we’ve all had it, it’s random as hell and unprovable - tell you boss you shit your pants and have a great day!
Comedians didn't like him because he would bump them and his sets would be longer than supposed to be. But I agree that he's hilarious. Don't understand the hate he gets from comedy fans.
(continuation) they towed my car back and it took another couple hours to fix it, i drove away after paying for it and believe it or not i ran out of gaswhen i was at my house again and had to go get gas and when i got back my car had DOUCHE painted on the front windshield! so i filled it up, got douche off my windshield and drove here. " and that's why i'm late boss" Boss: "i don't believe you" Me: points at a couple splashes of paint on my car "do you believe me now?" Him: "no" Me: "ok bitch"
I remember during my sophomore year I'm supposed to be up around 6:00 am so I can catch the bus, the latest I ever was to school I overslept woke up around 7:30 in the morning lol XD
When I was super young I had three jobs. I worked at a dance school, a pizza place and a tanning salon. I walked to all three jobs. I couldn’t show up 1 day for the dance teacher job and I called in - the owner of the dance school called me, “a peasant”. It was enlightening, but I was 18. Reminds me of this skit a bit. 😅 Being young and weird - awe the joy.
Haha I used to work in a Country Club kitchen where it was usually pretty hectic and it was common for me to work from 7:00 am to 10:00 or 11:00 pm 6 days a week. I usually overslept twice in a month and ended up being a half hour to an hour and a half late sometimes I always got away with it too, it was like my bosses were just happy I was finally there. Never got written up once and was given 2 raises each year. Go figure, ey?
my excuse would be: some hobos jumped me took my cars, where i had the keys to the store and i had to run after them i grabbed onto the back of my car, and it was like an hour later we arrive at some abandoned building, i ran after them as they ran inside and i started beating them up, got my car keys back and drove out of there, i was halfway back home and my car broke down i walked 2 miles to the nearest automobile station because i left my phone at home (continued in next comment)
Cause he is so pro that he shits on the screens on previews of the movies that show him. Then people are like I need to upload this shitz, so then they are late to work cause they wanna upload the video. Due to this they then continue to upload realizing that it would take so long that they then stop it and put a picture of him. As for the animations idk...that's another story...
This era of Dane Cook was seriously untouchable.
SERIOUSLY!!! Omg he’s so Fucken hilarious!!!
Only funny one was vicious circle
Dane Barbeque
🥲
I think this was the only era of dane cook.
I don't care what anybody says about Dane Cook. This is funny stuff right here.
dane cook fans : GOOD SHIT , GOOD SHIT THATS SOME GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE GOOD SHIT!!
Sam Zap Me.
He's a good comedian, not movie actor
I still don’t know why we are supposed to dislike him. Is it the tweezed eyebrows, now??
Um Jess can you call me wake me up for work just call ...Make sure I'm up sure Will ..I will call ya .. Sanka you dead yet man....Will to Jess no but I'm late
I'm listening to this while being 20 minutes late to school. 0_0'
Not the same thing lol.
@@codyminecrack248 not the same thing? They're both late.
I can waste my time commenting nothing to douchebags too.
Your words are as worthless as mine. I'm just aware.
I'm 20 minutes late to school everyday
@@codyminecrack248 ....You mean two years ago, when I was apparently late to seventh grade? Bruh, I completely forgot that I even used to like Dane Cook.
@@thedarklordx I used to be anywhere from five minutes to an hour late every day of middle school, but once I started highschool my school was no longer withing walking distance, so I was forced to either get on the bus on time or miss school... Needless to say, I started forcing myself to get up.
Dane is a fucking legend
To this day
Only good one was vicious circle
I wish dane cook was still around in the comedy world
He is still on tour, just not tv. I just saw him in Hollywood improv. He has a new special on his website, it's called "Above it all".
@@Kenziegh I heard it's not as good though. I can't speak on it because I haven't seen any of his new stuff but does he still get the same love?
I'm seeing him live tomorrow in Orlando, FL
@@KoldAsHell maybe watch it first then let us know?
I'm seeing him in concert at the end of September😂
If you are ever 5 hours late for work just say “sorry my ..... had a heart attack”
Thanks! 🙏
My excuse would be i was on my way then some guys held me at gunpoint telling me I was going to be the driver for their heist and there was a high speed chase and it had to get a different car in another city
This is my first and favorite Dane Cook bit ever.
Those two girsl in the background tho...
Watching this video has officially made me late for work. I love this!
Honestly the best and most time honored excuse - diarrhea - we’ve all had it, it’s random as hell and unprovable - tell you boss you shit your pants and have a great day!
"Take a crap on his chest "farts", Punch him continually in the neck." Lmao
"The Gazelles were dancing on my chest." Lmao I lost it
Dane Cook is hilarious
The gazelles were dancing.. On my chest!!
"our videos ring your future.." best slogan I ever heard of.
"Our movies are in your future".
wow
3 words. "welcome to Kinkos"
i just fell over laughin and almost died GO DANE!!!
KINKOS ~ Reminiscence is such a treasure 😆
Dane cook 2003 to to 2009 was legendary in my book second only to Chappelle dont know how he ended up being so hated
Jealously.
100% jealousy. He was humble, kind, goofy, and selling out arenas. No one could touch him but to hate on him
Comedians didn't like him because he would bump them and his sets would be longer than supposed to be. But I agree that he's hilarious. Don't understand the hate he gets from comedy fans.
I agree w this completely
I’ll always love him. I thought Louis CK claimed Dane stole his jokes and his demise started there?
Also, it’s so fucked his brother stole his money.
10 People disliked because they know its so true
If I was ever five hours late then I'd just take the day off.
i swear i always wake up late and just has 15 mins to do everything abd catch the school bus i always wake at 7.15 when im supposed to wake up at 6
xoxojessiexoxotix why don't you set an alarm at 6 then
thats the problem i set it at 6 then when it rings my weak sleepy mind say lets just close eyes for only 5 more minutes then end up waking up at 7.15
xoxojessiexoxotix Go to bed early and set a alarm for 5.
How old are you, sweetie?????? When you have a JOB, you won’t have time to comment on You Tube, unless you get to WORK ON TIME,and earn money.
@@mrsmacca126 Well they were taking a schoolbus when he commented. By now he's in a retirement home.
I remember laughing my fucking ass off in middle school to this shit, still some gold all these years later!
I have been late to work so many times that I wake up at 3 in the morning with the "OH MY GOD I'M LATE" feeling. That sucks.
Crazy I had to be to work at 8 am and woke up at 7:54 😭😭😭
"Don't do that clock!! I don't like when you play stupid clock games!!" That lind always has me cracking up!!
Love how his clock sounds like the ginger bread man on shrek!
(continuation) they towed my car back and it took another couple hours to fix it, i drove away after paying for it and believe it or not i ran out of gaswhen i was at my house again and had to go get gas and when i got back my car had DOUCHE painted on the front windshield! so i filled it up, got douche off my windshield and drove here. " and that's why i'm late boss"
Boss: "i don't believe you"
Me: points at a couple splashes of paint on my car "do you believe me now?"
Him: "no"
Me: "ok bitch"
dust the uncle bucks!!!!!! lolllll
i look at the clock.. it's 1:45.... in the afternoon baby!! That's like, 5 and a half hours late LMFAO
That one lady in the audience , her laughter is crazy contagious.
lol the adiences laughs! x)
dane cook makes me day everyday! xD
How the heck can you sleep until 1:30? The only time I sleep that late is if I go to bed at freaking dawn!
I can. I can sleep until 3 in the afternoon.
@@some_nobody_on_the_interne143 During the winter when it’s cold and there’s snow everywhere, I’ll usually sleep the whole entire day (on my day off).
Who cares about being late to a shitty job? I wake up late for a shitty job and just go meh... and show up an hour later.
That’s why you have a shitty job.
Start at 2:00
Yesterday I was so late for work, that I didn't come in until today.
I remember during my sophomore year I'm supposed to be up around 6:00 am so I can catch the bus, the latest I ever was to school I overslept woke up around 7:30 in the morning lol XD
Dane Cook is AWESOME...Now Go Away Hater's and GET A LIFE and MAYBE EVEN A HOBBY!!!
The whole part about having 6 min is priceless and spot on haha
Lmao exactly enough time to do absolutely nothing
when ever im late for something i hate its not that im pissed that im late for it but that people will be pissed at me for being late
This is back when Dane Cook was actually funny. Now his material is just annoying and worthless.
I'm late like 10 times each year, because who cares.
I will wake up 5:00 in the morning and be so tired i think its pm and im like DAMIT!!!
This guy is entertaining.
When I was super young I had three jobs. I worked at a dance school, a pizza place and a tanning salon. I walked to all three jobs. I couldn’t show up 1 day for the dance teacher job and I called in - the owner of the dance school called me, “a peasant”. It was enlightening, but I was 18. Reminds me of this skit a bit. 😅 Being young and weird - awe the joy.
I can't even have an English Muffin!
Bus is a no show... 15 min late for work.. minimum.
Haha I used to work in a Country Club kitchen where it was usually pretty hectic and it was common for me to work from 7:00 am to 10:00 or 11:00 pm 6 days a week. I usually overslept twice in a month and ended up being a half hour to an hour and a half late sometimes I always got away with it too, it was like my bosses were just happy I was finally there. Never got written up once and was given 2 raises each year. Go figure, ey?
am i the only one who searched up Video Horizon ?? lol
15 f***ing cents!!!
with a side of eghhh! LMFAO
I will always love you, Dane!
You were instrumental in my love and appreciation for stand up comedy. ❤
Which special is this a part of?
I haven’t heard all of his specials, so I can’t say if he’s overall a good comedian or not, I will say that what I did hear including this one is good
I have such a desire to be famous …if only to have a CHANCE …to be friends with Dane Cook
You got just enough time..... BTW we be racing to work today..... it's a thing.
how do you promote your channel by saying ANYTHIG bad about Dane?
I relate so hard.
Im just a stupid clock. Im playing stupid clock games~
Lol I remembered that line for years but couldn't remember the bit it was from.
I expertly prevented this from happening to me by quitting my job.
my excuse would be: some hobos jumped me took my cars, where i had the keys to the store and i had to run after them i grabbed onto the back of my car, and it was like an hour later we arrive at some abandoned building, i ran after them as they ran inside and i started beating them up, got my car keys back and drove out of there, i was halfway back home and my car broke down i walked 2 miles to the nearest automobile station because i left my phone at home (continued in next comment)
I'm late for school all the time... and my clock NEVER plays games on me!
Just enough to time to run and blame it on traffic. BOOM! Lol
reminded of one of his movies "Employee of the Month"
AHAHAH... DON'T DO THAT CLOCK..... HAHAHA
U get this feeling in ur chestal section lol
yay dane cook best part of my day is laughing
Hey, this is my Christmas sweater in July!
I just call ahead and say my car couldn't start.
Vicious circle was funny. This isnt it
Nick Mullen ruined Dane cook for me lmao
1:45...in the afternoon, baby!
Cause he is so pro that he shits on the screens on previews of the movies that show him. Then people are like I need to upload this shitz, so then they are late to work cause they wanna upload the video. Due to this they then continue to upload realizing that it would take so long that they then stop it and put a picture of him. As for the animations idk...that's another story...
I was late once and didn’t know until I got to work. To this day I’m not sure how I was supposed to see a text from my manager at 1:40 AM.
LAZER PRINTER TECHNOLOGH
i cried cause i was laughin so hard
lol dane cook XD
THE KING, ROGAN! DO YOU HEAR THIS, YOU COMIC WANNABE? YOU COULDN'T BE THIS FUNNY ON YOUR BEST DAY OF EXISTENCE!!!
The uploader is gorgeous.
LMAO!!!
I did it because I could, actually. My boss is always high so he never gets mad haha
Or has their own well balanced and personal opinion. If you have a problem with that you best check yourself.
there are similarities between this and kevin hearts deerbra joke
really... epic... FAIL! or did you just have the day off and not know it?
@MissTricultural I was just thinking the same thing. AND THEY ALWAYS SIT RIGHT IN THE FRONT ROW!!!!!! DX
DON'T DO THAT CLOCK, i dont like when you play stupid clock games!!!!!!
Here in 2024
The world changed to fast fir this man
DONT DO THAT CLOCK I DONT LIKE IT WHEN YOU PLAY STUPID CLOCK GAMES
I was late 3 hours one time and then I got fired 😂
Lol at 5:38 he didn't even have time to get dressed so he was nude xD
Teachers during Covid be like " why are u late in ur room? "
That 5.5 hours late story is probably true.
listen to the track bro, it's all giggly middle school girls
@YourichiCat you can sometimes hear them dry hacking with laughter.
Why are all these people hating? He's fucking funny!
He owns the company. And he absolutely does not run it very well.
Nice looking man and very funny .his the D' man ..LOL
@Larrylolo Don't you hate when that happens!
😂😂😂