The other night, I was laying in my bed, and my neighbors Car alarm went off, and it was going for like 25 minutes, so I yelled "WHERE THE FUCK IS A BABY WHEN I NEED ONE?!"
"helllooooooooooooo, i'm a carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr gasoline makes me run, back seaattttttttttssssssssssss trunk spaceeeeeeeeeeeee, hellooooooooooo lets goooo for a rideeeeeeeeeeeeeee, OILS IS MY BLOOD, seatbelts, radio noobsss" hahahahaha
Years later and this is still all I think about when I hear a car alarm. My kid just set mine off and I started quoting it and my wife looked at me like I was crazy....so now I'm here to show her another DC goated skit. Lol
-random nursery baby starts crying- O_o FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU -goes on a baby punching tantrum- poor babies -_- it wasn't my fault BLAME THE SOUND!!!!!!!!
I'm here because I just heard a car alarm do this and had to show my wife. Because 13 years later, I still think of it. That Dane Cook.
It's 2022 and this still gets me crying laughing
Its been 9 years, and every time I hear a car alarm I think, "Dane Cook is a silly bitch"
After nearly ten years of listening to this I still think of Dane Cook when I hear a car alarm.
Me too lol
Heloooooooooo? I'm a caaaaaaaar? Lol
Try almost 20 years for me
GOD HELP ME
IT’S THE SOUND THAT MAKES ME PUNCH INFANTS!!!!
I just heard a car alarm outside my apartment and now I'm here.
Lol same!!
Me too
Exactly
Yep
Yup
The other night, I was laying in my bed, and my neighbors Car alarm went off, and it was going for like 25 minutes, so I yelled "WHERE THE FUCK IS A BABY WHEN I NEED ONE?!"
I'm watching this for the first time in over 16yrs & am laughing sooooooo hard like it's the first time!! 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭 He is so hilarious 😂😂
Love the laundry impersonation
"helllooooooooooooo, i'm a carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr gasoline makes me run, back seaattttttttttssssssssssss trunk spaceeeeeeeeeeeee, hellooooooooooo lets goooo for a rideeeeeeeeeeeeeee, OILS IS MY BLOOD, seatbelts, radio noobsss" hahahahaha
This has always cracked me tf up
omfg only Dance cook can make me laugh so fucking much where my throat hurts and i cnt breathe lmfao i love this guy!
Dane Cook at his best.
Justicy load still kills me!
he is SO good.
In 2024, I can still hear this when I hear this exact alarm. But I can’t remember what the hell I ate this morning
did you ever notice that dane laughs at himself sometimes
Shits funny lol
Lots of comedians do
Years later and this is still all I think about when I hear a car alarm. My kid just set mine off and I started quoting it and my wife looked at me like I was crazy....so now I'm here to show her another DC goated skit. Lol
I still say "Oil is my blood!"
he is SO good.
I am crying and laughing
Every time … I will be 90 and hear a car alarm from my nursing home window…. “Hellllllooo”
This was my favourite... the baby punching hahahahahaha lmmfao
Ya know what I had a dream that a shit load of laundry came after me it was uhh something... creepy haha
2023 just introduced my friend to this 😂
neighbors new car upgrades brought me back
he is SO good.
I have this set of cds and i need to put them back on
watching in December 2021
I looked this up after a car alarm exactly like that went off in our parking lot.
I am. I've so far watched 2000 videos in 3 days straight.
laughed so hard i cried X'D
Wow this comment is from 10 years ago.
he is SO good.
It's the end of 2023 and you all know why I'm here
10+ years since my first time here, the car alarm is istill this
stil
PSH!! WAAAHHHHH!! WHY?!?!?!?! PSH!! WEEAAAHH!!!
OIL 👏IS👏MY👏BLOOD
2023 and this is still an epic joke😅
@kalierocksattheWII he is u got me seat beltsssss awwaw christ lol
ITS THE SOUND THAT MAKES ME PUNCH INFANTS!
does anyone know where i can see this live and not the way it is right now? please
Lmao
@TheAwesomeDarkNinja I don't know dude, I don't know....
*Oil is my blood.*
-random nursery baby starts crying- O_o FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU -goes on a baby punching tantrum- poor babies -_- it wasn't my fault BLAME THE SOUND!!!!!!!!
5 people got punched as an infant because of a sound
@Stard0ggPolarBear Win.
1:29!? What the hell kind of baby is that!?
GOD FORBID YOU"RE IN A NURCRY WHEN YOU HEAR THIS SOUND!
Too many bad movie deals and now --- no one knows who DC is
LMAO :D
first!
FIRST
He focuses on things that aren't funny to make a joke, so they can't be funny. Not for anyone
DANE COOK IS NOT FUNNY
*LIE ACCOMPLISHED
Dane Cook: the most unfunny comedian of all time.
21rasko why are you listening
That’s why he got so popular so fast. Because he sucked so bad.