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Grumpy Old Crone
United Kingdom
Приєднався 11 бер 2024
Overweight, over fifty and over-opinionated. I rarely wear makeup, and am often very grumpy about things. I have opinions. So many opinions. So I'm here to share all these highly offensive opinions about witchcraft with you, you lucky people!
Pick a God! Any God! Put It Back In the Pack. Shuffle the Gods. IS THIS THE GOD YOU CHOSE?
Witchy Aesthetic: The joy of JARS!
Meat & 2 Potatoes: Picking a God
Positive Bit: Less killing, more light, more Patreon! (www.patreon.com/grumpyoldcrone)
My Linktree (now including Bluesky): linktr.ee/grumpyoldcrone
We're looking at my favourite topic of all time (spoiler: it's jars and what to do with them) in the Witchy Aesthetic, and then one of the subjects most likely to make my eyes roll - picking a god. Or being called by a god. And what does that mean?
And in the Positive bit, you will note that I am avoiding talking about what is happening in the US as I upload this video. Let's concentrate on ceasefires and Imbolc, OK?
Meat & 2 Potatoes: Picking a God
Positive Bit: Less killing, more light, more Patreon! (www.patreon.com/grumpyoldcrone)
My Linktree (now including Bluesky): linktr.ee/grumpyoldcrone
We're looking at my favourite topic of all time (spoiler: it's jars and what to do with them) in the Witchy Aesthetic, and then one of the subjects most likely to make my eyes roll - picking a god. Or being called by a god. And what does that mean?
And in the Positive bit, you will note that I am avoiding talking about what is happening in the US as I upload this video. Let's concentrate on ceasefires and Imbolc, OK?
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All Pagans Will Tell You This, But IGNORE IT!
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I've had a glass and a half of Malbec on a Sunday night. All bets are off! Today I'm talking about: Witchy Aesthetics: RITUAL BATHTIME! (and what a Lush Bathbomb tastes like) Meat & 2 Potatoes: The one thing that all pagans bang on and on about, but you should absolutely ignore Positive Bit: Reading and the joy of contentment in a horrible world. Also, first shout out to all my love Church of G...
Ranty Pagan Altar Obsession (by a Pagan)
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1. Witchy Aesthetic: Let's create things to fight off winter bleurghs. 2. Pagan Altar Obsession: Why are there 17 million dusty bits of quartz on your altar? Do you need them? 3. Positive Bit: News about new places to be even GRUMPIER! Links for new Grumpy Old Crone places to hang out: www.patreon.com/grumpyoldcrone profile.php?id=61571162050350 grumpyoldcrone
Grumpy Old Crone Teaches: Burning Loose Incense on Charcoal Discs.
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This one isn't a whingy video, but an educational one - as a number of people had asked me about the mechanics of using and burning loose incense on charcoal discs as opposed to stick incense.
Witchcraft and the Hated Artificial Intelligence.
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Witchy Aesthetic: Dressing to feel like you in a sea of Christmas jumpers Meat & 2 Potatoes: I HATE AI. Also, it has no place in witchcraft. I HATE AI. Positive Bit: New stuff for 2025, AND LOOK AT MY AMAZING SOLSTICE HAUL! My son is still working on his website, which is here: www.shirewood.co.uk so it will look prettier real soon now! If you'd like to contact him about wands, athame stands or...
My Favourite Solstice Carol by Grumpy Old Crone (aged 54 1/2years old)
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I promised I'd get this video done - this is my all-time favourite Winter Solstice Carol. The tune was written by Nigel Eaton and the words by Iain Frisk, and released under a Creative Commons Licence, this is the amazing "Halsway Carol", and is sung by me and the lovely Mr Grumpy Old Crone (AKA: Chris). The challenges of multi-pane video and audio mixing got the better of me, so this one is pu...
"Violent Night". A Grumpy Old Crone Solstice Parody
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We love to think that Christmas is cutesy, cuddly and filled with fluffy good cheer, don't we? Well it's not. All over the place, the Solstice (bleeding into Christmas) is full of terrifying traditions. What could be more festive fun than threatening your children with kidnapping, eternal damnation, disembowelling, being eaten alive and encountering a reanimation animal skull at the front door?...
A Grumpy Old Crone Solstice Parody: "Oh, Christmas Tree: The Origin Story"
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We Brits love to claim that we invented Christmas. That is, obviously, a steaming heap of doodoo. I will also point out that neither did the Americans. Or the Christians, actually. So welcome to a brief tour of why Christmas isn't particularly Christian! Or traditional! (whatever that means...) All links in the video work and relate to our claims as per uploading on 15th December, 2024. If any ...
Is Intention Everything? How To Improve Your Spellwork!
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Witchy Aesthetic: People are oddly complimentary about the disaster that is my hair. How to get an manic red panda look for your own self.... Meat & 2 Potatoes: Is Intention Everything? A personal view on improving your spellwork and magical practice. The Positive Bit: Pagans vs. Christians and Yule vs. Christmas. We win. If you'd like to source better spell ingredients, try these shops: www.st...
Why Do Witches Wear Black? (Also: Book Recommendations and a Music Question)
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Witchy Aesthetics: Why Do Witches Wear Black? Meat & Two Potatoes: Book Recommendations The Positive Bit: A Question about Music To order the book recommendations, email the author - Ali English - at the following address: havelockholistics@gmail.com Her website is here: www.havelockholistics.co.uk/ Musicians mentioned: Damh (pronounced "Dave") the Bard www.paganmusic.com/ Heilung www.www.ampli...
The Stupidest Yule Purchase You Can Make!
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Witchy Aesthetics: Seasonal Decorating Meat & Two Potatoes: Stupidest Ever Yule Purchase Positive Bit: Hang on in there, better times are coming The weeks Witchy Aesthetic is talking about the joy of seasonal decorating, and having a seasonal home all year round. It's not grumpy. I'm so sorry. What can I say? It snowed. I was happy! Meat & Two Potatoes: SUPER GRUMPY. I found the stupidest thing...
Pagan Retail Therapy (& a rant about YULE BALLS)
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I said the phrase, "Yule Balls" way too much during this video. I can only apologise. I stand by everything I said in the Retail Therapy section though! Stick around to the end to find out some of my plans for this channel in the new year!
The Most Important Word in Witchcraft
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Witchy Aesthetic: I've got a question for GOC viewers! Please leave a comment with your opinion (even if it's a bit rude, I find the rude ones quite funny!) Meat & 2 Potatoes: What is the most important word in witchcraft, and why it is the key to developing your practice. Positive Bit: I appear to have started a coven! Woohoo!
Grumpy Old Crone's Samhain Stories 3: "Susan's Footsteps"
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Grumpy Old Crone's Samhain Stories 3: "Susan's Footsteps"
Grumpy Old Crone's Samhain Stories 2: "My Blade For My King"
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Grumpy Old Crone's Samhain Stories 2: "My Blade For My King"
Grumpy Old Crone's Samhain Stories: "Dadô"
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Grumpy Old Crone's Samhain Stories: "Dadô"
Pagan Handicrafts (AKA: Nobody Needs More Cr*ppy Resin or Exploding Candles....)
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Pagan Handicrafts (AKA: Nobody Needs More Cr*ppy Resin or Exploding Candles....)
Not All Witches are Pagans. (Also: Crystal Haul and Agoraphobic Chickens...)
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Not All Witches are Pagans. (Also: Crystal Haul and Agoraphobic Chickens...)
Smug Christians Lecturing Pagans: I HATE IT!
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Smug Christians Lecturing Pagans: I HATE IT!
Pagan Handfasting: A Guide From a Bride!
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Pagan Handfasting: A Guide From a Bride!
Don't Waste Your Pagan Pounds on This Rubbish!
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Don't Waste Your Pagan Pounds on This Rubbish!
Magical Colouring In Books: the Ultimate Insult to Witchcraft.... (Also: I am having a very bad day)
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Magical Colouring In Books: the Ultimate Insult to Witchcraft.... (Also: I am having a very bad day)
Return the Stone Reaction Video! Entitled American Witch vs. Heritage Scotland
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Return the Stone Reaction Video! Entitled American Witch vs. Heritage Scotland
Pagan Tattoos: How to make any tattoo a ritual tattoo....
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Pagan Tattoos: How to make any tattoo a ritual tattoo....
"What Kind of Witch Am I?" Why You Don't Need Labels for Successful Witchcraft.
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"What Kind of Witch Am I?" Why You Don't Need Labels for Successful Witchcraft.
No More Temu Tarot! (Also, why I now want to cosplay Miriam Margolyes...)
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No More Temu Tarot! (Also, why I now want to cosplay Miriam Margolyes...)
The Worst Northern Lights Claim I've Ever Heard, and Why a "Book of Shadows" Makes My Teeth Itch.
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The Worst Northern Lights Claim I've Ever Heard, and Why a "Book of Shadows" Makes My Teeth Itch.