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15:31 that's gold timing

Already in the first 10 seconds, the narrator sounds like a feminist alphabet people propaganda peddler already

why does the guy who reviewed look like the villain from mission impossible: rogue nation????

Is this that "black magic" I've heard so much about?

Whoever wrote the opening sequence and the money/cat dilemma...im just now paranoid people who thought that was a good idea are walking around and driving somewhere in the world.

Honest review from Linus? Not happening, lol.

You just know the people who wrote this have the emotional maturity of a Fridge, are completely underqualified for their Job, which they only got because Suits thought they need to hire "special people" with some extra nepotism and daddies money, and now they have the power to insert their terrible abominations of personalities into the writing of a triple A videogame. The absurdity of this industry is insane

15:07 Unironically, this would've made things so much funnier.

This game must've been written by EXCLUSIVELY MILLENNIALS

Its just Asmongold.

“Well your honor you can see I went to high school” 😂

Forspoken? More like forgettable.

Even kratos would tell faye to sit down and chill.

If only the writters of this game had played infamus second sons

Oneyplays had the best commentary of this game 😂

Let’s have every single NPC feature a proper British accent and use the correct terminology for the era/vibe the game is trying to portray… but then lets make the main character as American as can be, shouting things like “I gotta split!” Edit: the smartphone scene threw me off and then I looked it up and realized the plot is a young New Yorker gets transported to a magical realm, and now the horrific dialogue makes so much more sense.

I checked out the second I heard “the kicks stay”

My favorite playthrough was oneyplays, it was hilarious how they just shit on it the entire time and predicted some of the dialog, thats not that impressive over something thats predictable, but to a T on some of them, it was funny

This games dialogue was so horrible, I had to chuck it in the trash.

Shit Fuck Asshole So edgy. So bad ass.

Wtf is going on with the mouths 😂 they look weird af when they talk

ive seen better story and acting in porn

too expensive PC nope

Those diversity hiring policies are working out.

This looks like shit

The voice act so bad. And this come from someone who is not english speaker.

"Its not the worst game ever made. How ever i would not say its the best game ever made" Asmongold with the grounbreaking hot take.

14:00 this is def one the biggest Woman Moments in the game

"Luca Galante was able to build this in a cave!.... With a box of scrap!" 😂❤

Yeah realistically she's dead as soon as she throws that pocket sand. What a moron

How you doing fellow kids?, the game

They had Amy Hennig (The Last of Us, Uncharted series) as story consultant and they choose to not use her skills properly. Fucking morons.

Do your StarForge PCs also come with a vinyl wrap option? I mean I would love to wrap up Thors Hammer for extra Protection.

Wtf is wrong with her teeth?

I also love the vampires being out in the broad daylight, not dying, yet there’s a UV gun that basically insta-kills them, indicating that they ARE, in fact, meant to be weak to UV light (AKA FUCKING SUNLIGHT)

This game was so bad that Zenimax/Microsoft shut down the developers of one of my favorite games of all time. Seeing rabid MSoft (I assume) fanboys dickride this trainwreck genuinely makes my blood boil.

good editing, no useless bloat added, good job!

Why do the graphics look so shitty

Oneyplays are the best ones to watch playing this game. They predict the dialogue the entire time 😅

You have to be brain dead to like this game.

I like how even in games they butchered female characters writing because of the "strong women" thing now. Like bro aren't we back then have Ciri? Yennefer? Black Cat and Silver Sable from insomniac Spiderman? Lady Maria? Like wtf happened to our society, they like strong women character yet they make strong women character trash

Justin Rollin syndrome.

No wonder the studio got closed for making this shit

She is like Dale gripple she has a pocket full of sand.

Honestly, I think Forspoken represents how Japanese writers think of Americans.

Why dies the music remind me of Wizard of Waverly place?

Honestly, this just seems like they heard a meme about the game and wanted in on calling the game bad while not really having strong feelings either way.

Like anthem, this game got abandoned upon released as ut recently got shut down - tho at an high stupid dumb cost of Microsoft also closing the studio behind hi-fi rush, wtf -

What's up with the judge's facial animation?

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