GoT Season 8 Being Devoid of Logic 2
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- Опубліковано 12 чер 2019
- A funny Minutes Straight Game of Thrones video!! There are a lot of funny edits and I use text edits as a form of commentary to add something new to video in the form of funny character expressions. This video centers around there not being any logic in Season 8 of Game of Thrones.
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Bran : Does nothing and is useless.
Night king : wtf this man must be stopped.
IKR. The reason for NK to kill Bran is utter bullshit.
Well maybe it would have been cool if they answered or gave some history to the connection between the three eyed Raven and the night king instead of ya know throwing that plotline away and pretending it never happened
Bran, during the war against the dead: *Wargs into a raven the whole episode*
Fans: "Ooooh, what was he doing all episode? Surely they'll reveal something by the end of the season!"
D&D: *Actually couldn't come up with anything for Bran to do all season* "He's the king now! This makes sense!"
@@seanmartinson6249 lol exactly. I can't believe we have wasted years on this garbage.
Even if they kept this kind of shit ending - killing Bran in that episode and making "Bran is the Night King" theory real would make this show 500% better!!!
2013: "Monsters are dangerous, and just now Kings are dying like flies"
2019: "You have no balls, lol."
lmao true
Games of thrones season 8 was the best game of thrones season ever, it had great writing and I'm glad the directors spent alot of time making the season instead of rushing through it. The only bad thing about it is that the actors need to do a better job instead rushing through their parts(P.S. Best Season Evah)
Well, Varys could have responded by asking if Tyrion has stopped reading books, seems he ran out of material (like the show creators)
R.I.P Season 1 - 4 Tyrion. The wooden cock line was very good too, you could see the best acting of him.
So you have no questions to the 1st season where he rode to the wall just to piss from it?
the most hilarious thing was when arya said to jon
"i know a killer when i see one"
no shit sherlock, could the thousands of burning corpses may have given you a hint?how smart of you lol
Yeah. It's up there with worst lines of the season and there are many.
Also the fact Arya is also a killer. She literally murdered a whole House
@@MA-go7ee? Okay lmao good that house killed her mother and brother
I couldn't withstand her cringe literally -she thought she is superior.
It was the writing. In many ways Arya was a superior warrior to many characters in the story. Just a damn shame they made it so one dimensional at the end after the fantastic character development early on.@@bullymaguire14
Jaime: *Gets stabbed several times and can hardly crawl*
10sec later
Jaime: "Speed,I am speed"
The writer broke the 4th wall(in the other direction) and gave Jamie hella meth.
He got a second wind.
No one: "First time?"
He never really cared much for getting stabbed several times
Same as Arya
E3: "The end of the Dothraki!"
E5: "Oulouoluoulouloluoul..."
Oulouloulouloulou
Wololol anyone?
Oh my god, I'm literally rolling on the bed, laughing😂😂😂😂
YEEYEEYEEYEE
TSK08 hahahahahahhaha
I'm not questioning D&D's capability to write a good story, I'm denying its existence
@Gicu giacu Well said. (claps hands)
Gicu giacu GG
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Season 3: Jaime does everything he can to protect Brienne's virginity, he loses a hand.
Season 8: Brienne gets "embarrassed" around knights for being a virgin. Jaime and Brienne have a one-night-stand and they never see each other again after that.
Wow. What a story.
The whole thing about Brienne getting ambarrassed for being a virgin, when in their culture, having premarital sex is extremely frowned upon, especially as a woman, was so laughably dumb
Ikr they ruinned both Brienne and Jaime's character
@@y.r._ It's not frowned upon
Fuck man, that hurt.
Like yeah, go ahead and kill all the very real development of the character so you can give him a reason to die with Cersei.
I would say what he does to Brienne amounts to sexual assault/coercion. Get her close to you, take her virginity, and basically tell her that she was just a lay for him, and he was never into her.
And then "Ser Brienne of Tarth" becomes Lord Commander of the King's Guard. Fitting, considering she will probably be sexually traumatized for the rest of her life because of what he did.
God, none of these fucking characters got the payoff they deserved after nearly a decade on TV.
@@SergyMilitaryRankings It was. During that time, having premarital sex as a woman meant a complete loss of dignity and honour.
I love that Grey Worm didn't want Tyrion to speak at the meeting...so he took him out of a dungeon, took him there and allowed him to speak. 10/10 writing.
“YOU ARE NOT HERE TO SPEAK” *speaks 2 seconds later and does nothing to stop him
@thereallofigirl which us entirely out of character for him. I hate D&D sm
pick one
- she's my queen
- the nightking is coming
- i don't want it
A dount wannit
Oh Hi Mark
Jon: Yes.
SHE IS M'KWEEN.
muh queen - what else can I say
Season 8 was like the homework you would do 10 minutes before the actual lesson
Best description of s08 yet
Yeah, but if you had been given all summer to get it done.
At least with the last minute homework you had little time to do it, you're forgetting season 8 had 2 years
Yeah so this night king dude comes with his kick-ass army, right? Unbeatable force and everyone who gets killed by them will join them when this night king uses his powers so of course all the Dothraki get sent towards them and nearly all of them die which actually is half of them. The trebuchets are the next line of defense logically and aren't protected at all; the rest of the army is behind them. Then Bran fucks off for a while in a raven and some fire will stop the zombies for a little bit until 3 or 4 of these very combustable monsters drop themselves on the fire and form a fireproof bridge for the others. All the people are about to die by this tidal wave of evil throwing themselves at them but when you either stab one of them or the camera switches to someone else, naturally the person who was about to get killed is safe again. Then the half-sister (or distant cousin?) of Azor Ahai kills the night king right before he would kill Bran and then Daenerys goes crazy when she defeats King Landing and gets killed for it and Bran becomes king because he can tell nice stories. The end.
P.S. Some other shit happens too with Jamie and Brienne, and Cleganebowl also is a thing.
I am a teacher... confirmed...
I literally started laughing when I saw Ghost. He does actually have more personality than Bran has at this point.
they didn't just made a bad season, they butchered the entire series lol.
I have to disagree, while yes s7 and s8 are "bad" (subjectively), s1 - s6 are still really good and mostly faithful to the source material (with some exceptions in s5 + s6). Books are still a good read, and he's hopefully releasing the last two soon. On top of all that, the prequel show is coming out next year I think (or 2022? I'm not sure) casting has just began. Negative mindsets are bad, it's just a show, look for alternatives. :')
S1: No character is safe
S8: It's not enough. Kill the whole thing.
@@benjamin9120 first good 1-4-6 good seasons lead up to shit so there’s no point in watching all the building up. Yes alternatives exist - books that will have nothing in common with tv show
@@benjamin9120 wtf are you smoking, the last season had the worst story telling and conclusion to a show ever to air up on TV making the early season pointless to watch. i swear some of these apologists commets are so idiotic.
After season 4 you could feel the show deteriorating even in the first episode of season 5 the writing was such shit i mean just look at how they killed off Ser Barristan not to mention bran wasn't even present for an entire season and yet tyrion says "wno has a better story than bran the broken"... litterly the worst line in the show anyone else has a better story than that boring mf
Nothing beats "dAnY kiNdA fOrGoT aBoUt ThE iRoN fLeEt"
Zero strategists before seeing her fly off " lOoK oUt FoR tHE FLEeet; mAh qWEEn"
One of the most retarded explanation in the history of tv series. Poor Rhaegal.
TheY CeRtaInLy hAveN't fOrGoT aBoUt hEr
These morons shouldn't even have right to welfare and they get to write the new Star Wars... if that doesn't teach you how messed-up our world is..... Yeah, 'cause I'm fighting my most important battle for which I've prepared for decades and I remember the family tree of every stupid ant I encounter and I'm surrounded by advisors but wait.. I forget about the enemy's fleet like I can forget my keys..... It makes you wish Kim Jon-un were the CEO of HBO and he dealt with them the proper way ;)
I think the "The end of the Dotrhaki" would like a word.
Greyworm: *Sends Jon Snow to the nights watch*
nights watch: *Doesn't exist*
Nah it exists as an orphanage for adult unwanted sons.
greyworm again: *leaves westeros*
jon snow: *stays in the non-existent nights watch anyway*
@@aherondale1651 he went with the wildlings didnt he?
@@KezickTV who could blame jon for craving for some wildling booty
@@tothelastman6 Considering he and his men set sail to an island where anyone but the natives die a terrible death from the "Butterfly Plague" if they stay too long, you might have a point. It's a nasty one: your flesh literally melts off. And before anyone says anything, Grey Worm is from the *Summer Islands*, which are different from Naath. They don't get the Naathi immunity.
I thought by 2020 I'd get over Season 8. Turns out I will never.
Season 8 should have come out in 2020, so it would just be another shit thing that happened that year.
2020 is God's reaction to S8.
@@edgardomartin8299 True!
@@jsteel89 probably
The audience does not forget
arya: *is a faceless man*
also arya: *never seen using her faces again after s6*
I expected that she disguised herself as a White Walker in order to get to the Night King; but it seems she just TELEPORTED all the way from Winterfell Castle.
@@SovereignStatesman that would actually make sense!
@@leonpaelinck That's why they couldn't use it, since NOTHING in Season 8 was allowed to make sense. She almost never used her "Faceless Man" power when it made sense, just one time when it really didn't in order to impersonate a random kitchen-helper.
@@SovereignStatesmanInstead of using faceless man skills she unlocked her new skill, teleportation, to kill the night king. Any questions?
I just watched GoT for the first time since it ended. Watching Arya train with Brienne was so cool… and then she never uses her sword again in the show.
At 5:15
"Two Thousand"
That's his horse's name.
"Horses?"
"Just 'ole Two Thousand, but he's a good horse"
Paula Assis lol dumb and dumber must hire you to cover their plot holes
That explains why Cersei was so angry with the lack of elephants, the Golden Company only brought one horse
@@haruko1501 "Elephants" is the name of his other horse, but they left it behind because it was a bit overweight and they feared it would sprain it's ankle with all the rocking of the ship.
you mean like Ser Twenty of house Goodmen
That was hilarious. I cant stop picturing someone in GoT golden company armor talking like a hick.
"ThE pAcK sUrVIvES"
Each wolf goes to a corner of the world.
WHAT A JOKE.
At least Jon and Sansa are both in the north...just hundreds of miles away.
@@theguywhoisaustralian1465 I'm bound to believe they didn't even saw each other again after that
@@albertobaruco3943 well sansa and bran might have
That's in winter only lmao
@@albertobaruco3943 the fuck kind of grammar
I mean, isn't it a little weird at least that Bran just allows Jon to be sentenced to go to the Night's Watch? You'd think his first command as literal King would be "Yo Jon, I'm giving you a pardon. Fuck the unsullied."
I mean, how many of them could realistically be left after fighting so much?
Because sansa's big assed morons are shit fighters if they could easily win then they should have freed jon snow not make terms to exile him
@@coolflames6649 He was already lord commander of the nights watch so it's not like he's going to become a slave or anything or even live a bad life in the nights watch. No more wildlings or undead to fight there so it's a relatively peaceful place to live now and he gets to practically live like a king there since he is well respected. Refusing to go along with it would only start another war with the unsullied and they'd never be able to get rid of their hatred for him killing the queen without punishment. Another war is the last thing they want even if a stark is now the new king. The absolute stupid stupid as fuck part is how greyworm didn't try to slaughter the starks after the queen was murdered and wanted to punish him with the equivalent of a slap on the wrist. Jon being fine with taking the punishment in order to avoid yet another war makes sense, greyworm and all the unsullied being fine that the savior who freed them from slavery being murdered after the war ends however doesn't. The Dothraki too, they'd either seek revenge or go back to being a barbaric tribe who does whatever they want after the person who united them all died...
@@DrakeOola exactly...
If letting jon go free would start a war
Then dany's murder should have already started a war
But no instead, suddenly greyworm acknowledges prisoner rights and keeps jon alive for three weeks hoping the other lords of westeros would bring justice to him by a fair trial in front of a jury made up of mostly his friends and family
That was so pathetic
I mostly just wondered, why did Grey Worm have such a huge say in Jon's sentencing? Especially after his queen slaughtered thousands of innocent people. Also, I wonder how he would've reacted if he had found out that Jon is his queen's nephew and rightful heir. This series' biggest secret and plot point (the literal Song of Fire and Ice) is never revealed to anyone except to a handful of people and it never bears any real weight in the story. This season was so stupid.
“Who has a better story than Bran Flakes the Broken?”
Haha that’s funny, because literally anyone else. I found Hot Pie’s little cameos more interesting than what’s going on with Bran
The secret is to brown the butter.
Bran had so much potential. Him being behind every major historical event (including Aerys going mad) that drove the plot of the entire series, and being a greater threat to humanity than the Night King, and thus manipulating time and events to ultimately lead to the Night King's destruction because the NK was the only thing keeping him in check, would've been such a chilling series finale reveal.
Arya: we’re a family, we have to stick together!
Also Arya: peace out suckas lol
Arya to Gendry "I could be your family!" Gendry "You would skip the fuck out on me...."
Well, Jon is banished, Bran will rule from King's Landing, and Sansa will be sitting in Winterfell. Apart from the rare meeting I doubt any of them will play an important part in the others' lives ever again.
I am going to Kings Landing. I am not planning to return. After 2000km post war hard road.:Actually not, that Big Doggo is right". I will ride this horse just for the cause of moment. I don't know shit about sailing but I'll sail into supposed nothingness.
@@user-de2px1ed8k She went to King's Landing to kill Cersei, how was she supposed to know Daenerys would snap and turn the city into a medieval holocaust? The Red Keep crumbled around her, it made sense for her to leave.
The horse made no sense, but that wasn't Arya's fault.
And as for sailing - she journeyed on ships before, probably picking up quite a bit of it, and she has a crew. She's not sailing that thing alone into nothing, she's simply the leader of the expedition. I'm sure she picked a captain who knows his trade.
@@AGH331 SHHIIIIIEEET NEGRO!! THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY!
GoT Season 1-4: *Clever, memorable dialogue where many lines are almost like poetry*
GoT Season 8: *VaRYs nO cOcK 😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼*
WHeN i WaS YoUNG I CoULdnt COunT tO TwENTY
I mean Season 8 had very memorable dialogue, for all the wrong reasons.
"eYe DUnn waN It!"
Can't forget all the directly repeated lines from previous seasons. Shit is maximum fucking cringe.
@Nastassia Felt like I was watching the Anakin/Padme scenes from Attack of the Clones
@@luisgomez8994 those scenes are more more memorable tbh
"Will I ever walk again?"
"No, but you will become king by doing nothing for 8 seasons."
The whole things was out of order. King's Landing was the lesser threat and the Night King was the greater threat. They should have went south, took King's landing with their full strength, then faced the Night King with a unified Westeros.
It's ironic that D and D were rushing season 8 so they could work on a Star Wars movie. Now, since they screwed up the GoT ending so much, Disney won't let them work on Star Wars.
Really?
There wasn't enough time for that, King's Landing meant a siege and sieges could take months to be resolved in medieval times. NK would show up and once they got any kind of established ground in Westeros they'd win.
No, s8 was bad but that wasn't the problem. They already thought Cersie was going to join them, so instead of sacrificing troops in the south they wanted the best possible army. There was also no time to have a full on war before the Night king came.
@@benjamin9120 Wtf are yall talking about. The war lasted one day and the dragons broke through the wall instantly. Going to kings landing means going farther away from the night king which means it buys them more time and they're guaranteed to either get help from cersei or they can camp outside the castle and let the night kings army breach the castle so they're forced to join the war. They brought their army there anyway, might as well let them get attacked first then provide support afterwards, would've formed a stronger alliance after both armies fought the dead together and there's less Lannister's to fight if things didn't work out.
Or they could’ve taken kings landing, and then Lost to the night king, thus making the moral of the story that petty squabbles will be the downfall of humanity, and fulfilling Danny’s promise of “breaking the wheel” so to speak
Not gonna lie, that Wights vs Extras and Wights vs Jon Snow comparison had me wheezing
That was the moment I gave up on this show.
Surprised they didn't just bend the knee to the King in da Norf.
"Well, the Night King had just woken them up, they were still groggy" - D&D, probably
Uncle Benjen can save you, by giving you his horse, and then committing suicide, after he stops to explain that the horse will be too slow if you both get on it an ride.
Nothing is as quick as Zombie’s with skeleton feet trundling thru snow....what horse could possibly keep up! 😂 😂 😂
N B I never understood Benjens death
D&D: tHe eNd oF tHe DOhTrAkI eSsEncIalLy
Dothraki Army: LELELELELELELELELE!
YAYAYEEYEYEYEYEYEYEE
😂😂😂😂😂😂
(respawning unsullied)
It is well known that dothraki reproduce by binary division. Their respawn is actually limited by food. Though from what we've seen in previous seasons, they are also very energy-efficient)
In fact, the Dothraki multiply just like units in Age of Empires 2. Ten minutes later they are at maximum population again. AYAYYAYAYAYAYAY! #Logic!
Jon was fighting the wights on Easy Mode.
Extras were fighting on Nightmare difficulty.
Brienne, Tormund, Jaime, Pod, and Sam all did Nightmare difficulty, but enabled Invincibility cheats.
this is so spot on XD
my uncle used to steal a puzzle piece when my aunt wasn't looking, and then as she was about to finish the puzzle, and was looking for the last piece, he would swoop in and put it in place. GoT is a lot like that except it's like D&D just ate the last 10 pieces and then barfed them next to the table in no particular order
I'd watch your uncle do this 1000 times rather than watch S8 again.
D&D - Oh no no you're misunderstanding it. The horse's name is Two Thousand . 🤣
LOL
good one XD
G E N I U S
Hahhahahhhahahahah !!! LOL ! It made e laught out loud !!!
hahaha
Arya: "What's west of westeros?"
Jon: "Your spin-off show!"
LuK good god I hope not.
Bran literally sees everything so she would just have to ask him
James Mayfield you can rest assure it’s not happening. George came out and said there won’t be a spin off about Arya.
Games of thrones season 8 was the best game of thrones season ever, it had great writing and I'm glad the directors spent alot of time making the season instead of rushing through it. The only bad thing about it is that the actors need to do a better job instead rushing through their parts(P.S. Best Season Evah)
@@ovs4744 holy cow good point
Ten years of the best television I've watched, flushed down the drain. I almost didn't notice how bad it was until Bran was named king. Then watching people make these videos really showed me the light and I am infuriated.
Yeah at the end I was like, "why does this feel so.....underwhelming?" Like I was like oh that sucks literally the last person anyone wanted or thought of to be king becomes king. Even Tyrion made a comment to Jon in prison that "Half the people in westeros hate me for supporting her, and the other half for betraying me" and something along the lines of "not everyone is going to like the new ruler, not everyone will be happy, but it's a good thing because that means compromise"
Which is literally D&D writing in their own piss poor excuse as to why they ended the way they did. They themselves didn't want to disappoint any fans so the figured "hey let's make everyone unhappy so no one group feels singled out, that'll be a fine ending for the greatest TV series in television history."
Dany: frees innocent slaves having personally empathised with many
Also Dany: they killed my colleague, I shall butcher thousands of innocents
Welcome to "How to Shit on 7 Seasons of Character Development 101", I will be your teacher for this semester.
Her two kids were also murdered.
Jon denied her.
A lot of Dothraki were lost during the Battle of Winterfell.
Then Misande was beheaded in front of her.
So it was not a split-second decision
i thought by now i’d be tired of hating on this final season. turns out i will
never stop...
Yeah, it's so bad and us fans feel so bummed that we can't let it go
@@Furn427 Be like Elsa and let it go
Same here.
What season?
Same here, not sure I will ever be over it. Good luck trying to hook me into your prequel shit that you want to peddle next HBO.
“I won’t be the queen of ashes”
-Queen of ashes
*Former Queen of Ashes
They took foreshadowing to the next level
Ashes formally known as Queen
*THE ASHES
"You muh queen of ushes.
I dun woont it."
You realize how bad that season was after realizing you haven't read or look up any videos about GoT for 6 months. it was that forgettable
I actually look up to videos about GoT literally every day since I am done watching. It's been like 8 months that I'm done watching but I literally watch it everyday like its a reality show that goes every day lmao
wow, that live reaction of the actor who plays varys... poor guy, such a great actor and character and you can visually see his disgust. i remeber reading in an interview he was gently saying basically season 6-8 varys has garbage writing.
You can't write someone smarter than you. Just doesn't work. George wrote characters that were smarter than D&D and they couldn't keep up.
@@mr.meeseeks5127 George also wrote pretty fleshed out characters in dialogue, not plot factories with samey, melodramatic voices.
Dothrakis : *dead*
Dothrakis next episode : OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLI
Well yeah... They got better.
@@RoosterFloyd Yeah, like half of the ones that died were Illusions while Dany held the half that were absent back, illusions conjured by her Stand [Mother of Flame].
@@ShadowWolfRising It were magic all along, logical and sensical. People just don't understand the intricate and genius of D&D's writing. True masters of the art.
I'm being facetious. What a disgrace.
@@ShadowWolfRising I think having the Jojo turn into a villain over the course of a part could be an interesting concept, but the execution was ways off with Jonaerys. It didn't feel believable at all.
As of now, Jonaerys Jogaryen is my least favorite Jojo, even though she had a lot of potential.
Writers: Well, you see, it turns out they were only MOSTLY dead...
"RIP the only horse of the golden company" that's when i cracked up 😂
The golden company is like scam or something? Kind of metaphore when u buy something appearly cool and fashion in alliexpress and then is a big dissapointment?
Why we're so many soldiers outside the walls of the castle instead of manning the walls? Same mistake Winterfell made..
@@JesRocWitMe yeah well if you watched the movie troy, having a few men infront of the wall with a massive and strong shieldwall can be helpfull to give the archers a better target i gues. But yea I felt the same way when i watched it. just stupid that they actualy should have had like 10.000 men but we only saw like 100 getting burned
But it didn't die! It's the same horse that saved Arya at the end.
@@RuberDildo Yea. I guess the Horse's name is 2000
D&D: “we never really understood the books.”
Fans: we know
GoT is truly unique. I've never seen a show that started out so good and turned into such a mess 😂 D&D are the least qualified writers to come up with their own plot. I pity whoever is dumb enough to hire them as screen writers. I'm still speechless what a disaster GoT became. Worst show ever.
Boardwalk Empire was great seasons 1-3 and then seasons 4-5 were utter trash in my opinion. Still not as bad as GOT tho.
Got is a top 10 show ever even with the horrendous last season.
Are you serious? It's top 5 tv show ever even with the last season
I don't know, the walking dead got kind of hard to watch after a while
Until season 6, GoT can be one perfect show
Probably people, like me, ignore the existence of those 7 and 8 seasons lmao
Tyrion: "Who has a better story than Bran?"
FAM *YOU* HAVE A BETTER STORY THAN BRAN!
everyone had a better story that that fucking cripple
I'm still going with the theory, that Bran warged unnoticed into Tyrion and after that into everyone else just to make sure, he will be King. He had planned that from the moment, he knew he can warg into animals and trained his power to warg into humans as well.
@@selciorjavieriaushelmann9536 Why?
No one knows what he even is.
He is the son of ned Stark. You know the guy who lives in the north which is now under Sansas controll.
He is neither a Tagaryen or a Baratheon.
Why would anyone accept him as king? Because of a story?
You really think Dorne would be okay with that?
Idk why I'm in a minority here but I thought Bran's story actually was the most intriguing, I just didnt see it making him king...
@@moonrock720 yea I agree that his story is cool… but if anything I’d assume the three eyed raven would be the last person to desire or even accept the crown… I feel like he would have denied it so that he could fulfill his duty as the three eyed raven
Arya:
*wants to kill Cersei for 8 seasons*
*literally two steps away from killing Cersei*
Hound: Dont do that
Arya: ok
WTF
Arkanefull At that point - Arya grew up past her lust for revenge and realized that there was probably no getting out of that situation
@@teacoon6399 they didnt show that, so you are just imagining things
Teacoon Gaming yeah they didn’t show that lol
Especially funny because if she just waited in that room for like 3 minutes she would have had her chance.
@@teacoon6399 imagination
- SpongeBob
Season 1 No dragons only character
Season 8 All dragon and no character
Dragons weren't the problem you nit.
I feel like GoT is a great example of how much writing matters in a show. You can have great acting, great fighting scenes, great visuals, etc but it all comes down to how good the story actually is.
You’ve missed one. When Sam says that they should let people choose the next monarch, Yara Greyjoy is laughing, even though Greyjoys always had democracy
A parlamentarian monarchy, not a republic, nor a dictatorship.
Not applied often. Also, that scene is a joke in the serie. Euron cajually tells everyone he killed Balon and nobody cares. And Asha forgot her humor at the same place as her name I guess.
@James Nuttes She was never hired for her looks I feel. She's not gonna top many "Hottest Girls of Game of Thrones" lists let's be fair.
@James Nuttes I always thought she looked like Russell Crowe's twin sister.
that wasn't democracy. It was the king's moot, where the nobles gather to elect their next king. It's reminiscent of the Norse Ting
Bran: "I can see everything."
Bran: "Where is Drogon?"
and Bran need master of whispers :)
Bran: "I can see everything and can even pass information back in time... but only when the plot lets me."
🤣🤣
He can see everything he looks for, he has no infinite wisdom or smtng
@@karamanid actually he has
That's pretty much his power he can see everything from every creature eye from the future present and past
6:15 you missed something. Jon Snow is on the direct way to meet the Dragon Queen while Grey worm kills some prisoners, but Grey worm arives earlier to the meeting than Jon Snow.
Yeah but people can fast travel in the show didn't you catch that in that one...sorry every episode?
You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby - thats why he was eager to finish those guys off real quick.
"I was really pleased... With... That."
Amazing
Bran: "Am I a joke to you"
Me: "Yes"
Instead of "Me" put "Literally everyone"
"I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel..."
...they were named D&D.
🤔 That's almost funny.......Almost!
Finally a proper ending. (By default but still counts!"
I always wanted to know the end of that joke. It suits it! 😂
@@erikalopez4580
I once walked into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass,
The madam said, "What can we do for you?"
"I need a woman to lay with," I said, "For mine has left me."
"Well, of course!" she said, "But what's with the honeycomb and jackass?"
"My woman was cleaning a bottle, and out popped a Genie!" I said,
"So grateful to finally be freed after so many years, he offered to grant her three wishes."
Without hesitation, she demanded a house fit for a queen.
And with a POOF! this honeycomb appeared!"
"Undeterred, for her second wish she was to have the nicest ass in all the land."
And with another POOF! appeared this damn donkey."
"Her third and final wish, she gave a little more thought, and then demanded that I, her husband, would have a cock that hung down past my knees."
The madam asked, "Well that's brilliant! Why on Earth did she leave?"
"Because POOF! I was no longer six foot three!"
and they fucked everyone!
Greyworm: you shall not speak
Tyrion: yah no worries, let me quickly choose the next king with me as hand and I'm outta here.
How did Arya even managed to jump like that toward the Night King? He was surrounded by wights
She pulled a monty python catapult launch or a bahubali 2 catapult launch if you've ever seen it. It's on youtube 👍
@@DrakeOolabahubali 💀
Arya: I'm here for my family.
Also Arya: I'm never coming back here lol bye
That's because that was not really Arya, but Android Arya 2.0, the real one actually died at the Red Wedding !
That's me every Thanksgiving 😂😂😂
@@elanor2006 oh I wish we would have gotten rid of her there, just immagine if somehow she and her family would have spottet one another two seconds before the crossbows fire. It would have given the red Wedding even more Impact and gotten rid of a character I just always hated.
But at least she is now sailing West to her death.
After all, she has fuck all knowladge how to command a ship, so either she will die due to some random storm, or she will die when her crew inevitably decides it doesn't wan't to die under the command of a little brat and they just stuff her in a sack and throw her overboard.
@@S-Asker damn dude, you sound pathetic
@@kotorandcorvid4968 He has a point, though. D&D overpowered Arya's character for a cheap girl-power statement, to the point where they made her ridiculous and laughable. For example, she bested Brienne in combat, who defeated the Hound? That's absurd, Arya was trained to be an assassin (she didn't even accomplish much there), not a hand-to-hand fighter. She sneaked past all of the wights and whitewalkers and lieutenants in a circle around the night king, and then jumped like she was on a trampoline to kill the night king? Even more absurd. Now, despite the fact that she couldn't even sail herself across the narrow sea just a few seasons ago, she's going to become Dora the explorer and sail across the sunset sea, which no one has successfully accomplished to our knowledge -- not even the iron born? That's just laughable.
I truly am receiving more joy from watching videos criticizing season 8 more than watching the actual season.
me too
We all do
I’m actually crying laughing
normal, that is the only way to cope with this bullshit of a Series Finale !
Same
Fuck that season. May it only be remembered as an example of how *not* to end a series.
Notice Arya had no burns on her neck from the Night King touching her like Bran got.
4:15 Bran “Am I a joke to you?”
Had me dying 😂
I had the exact question when watching that scene lol
Grey worm: "You are not here to speak!!!"
Tyrion: * proceeds to speak *
Speaks for 10 mins, names the next king, and becomes his hand - thus freeing himself
Merciless Freak : Grey Worm would have killed Jon, before he ‘allowed’ Jon to kill Danny and then did nothing about it.
To give the Starks a happy ending, D&D made the Unsullied and Dorthraki into punks.
If that were the case Danny would have been killed Long ago and they never would have conquered King’s Landing in the 1st place.
Also why would greyworm continue to hold tyrion in jail no one knows that he motivated John to kill Danni. So he kept him in jail simply for refusing to be the Hand of his Ex Queen.... talk about holding grudges. Grey Worm became a total spiteful cunt for very minimal reasons, only to also do VERY little about anything even with the murder of his lover and his queen. No rebellion, no hostages, no significant murders..... just whining and then quietly being told what to do by a bunch of people that don't mean shit to him. The Unsullied logically don't even make sense as an Army, they'd be much better as spies or government officials but heck the 'Ten Attendants' showed us even Eunichs can clearly become quite unfaithful.
Turns out that Greyworm *Puts on sunglasses* didn't grow a pair of balls
YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Grey Worm *proceeds to let Tyrion continue to speak*
"She's my queen. I don't know what else I can say because the writing is so shit."
He also says "I don't want it" but that's about it
Jon Snow was never great with language. Why would he suddenly become a wordsmith?
Quan Henry can’t complain with people who hate to join the bandwagon, don’t waste your time with them
@@Illuym Its fun backing them in to a corner though.
@@frogskinshoelace What corner? This will go down as one of the worst TV seasons of all time. Critics gave it equally as poor reviews as the average viewer.
4:18 actually bran doesn't need to send ravens to see through their eyes he just can see everything. Like how it in the first book was shown. He just sees the world like it is on a map before him with almost infinite zoom
Literally anyone who read the script: "But this doesn...."
D&D: "shhhh"
Literally anyone who read the script: "But."
D&D: "Logic has no place here"
“Rest in peace, the only horse in the golden company” KILLED ME
Edit: thanks for the likes guys😭🔥
i'm just glad that cersei didn't get her elephants, otherwise we would've seen the death of... one elephant.
Yo you single?
TheRatzio hmu ur grace
That same horse comes back alive and Arya rides off on it at the end of the episode.
Paul McLachlan omfg
"You killed my Queen. I therfore sentnece you to a lifetime of servitude in the new and entirely separate Northern Kingdom's border patrol that now has no more enemies to patrol for..."
-Literally Greyworm
And Sansa, Jon's sister is queen in the north
For his defense he doesn't know that
Westerosi people probably told Grey Worm "just send him to the wall, thats what we do with all our criminals" knowing damn well that it means nothing now and Jon would just be free to do whatever he wanted
TBH why would greyworm punish John as per Westerosi laws?
@@indiankid8601 why wouldn't the new regime also punish Greyworm for massacring the population of Kings Landing after all they are wanting to create a new legitimate government and thus will need to unite survivors of both sides not executing Greyworm guarantees a civil war.
You should include where the Arch Measter says he believes in the night king but also thinks it'll pass like anything else. We're all led to think how stupid he is, but he was the smartest of all of them. It literally did pass like it was nothing, only reaching Winterfell.
Even now if you go back and watch the first couple-three seasons you can get so immersed in the show that you think there is no way to screw this show up. Excited for each next episode. And then you take a break and remember what they actually do in the final couple seasons.
Final few seasons. Season 5 was good, but you can start seeing the decline of writing, even though it was still entertaining. 6 was 6.5 out of 10 to me. 7 was not good. 8 was atrocious.
Just stop it. Ramsay Bolton, Battle of the Basterds, the Mountain's arc, The Wall, Brotherhood..and the episodes around Winterfell in s8 were great.
But I guess its not cool to say that?
This was all just Ned Stark's fever dream. You can't change my mind.
Ollanius Pius into it.
Ollanius Pius Yeah that would have been a much better ending.
For the Emperor
@@warhammerdisturbedtotalwar76 Ave Imperator
Or Theons. He is still Ramsay's prisoner.
Most screwed up series ever. It was so great, epic, so expensive and with so many talented people in front and behind the camera and ended like a moron wrote it.
*like?
@@Pay2pray yeah, because two morons wrote it
Hi everybody) May be you have seen my posts, may be not)
S8 have passed...
Im fine now, more or less.
but when ep5, then ep6 came, i almost lost my mind. The worst possible ending ever. The most rushed season ever.
Only editing season 8 helped me)
I didnt believe in Danys madness, i didnt believe in Jons lobotomy.
So i understood... all fking problems were because of Jon, because Jon must know nothing, it.is his.destiny. When fatman told him about his parents, all went shit.
Sooo i deleted all scenes (from s7ep7) with information about Jons parentage, and all scenes where Dany looks like mad.
Finally, S8 gain its logic.
I.have "edited" last episode on my channel, if you are interested, welcome!
@@Pay2pray the writers sold out...
Fuck Disney for coercing them to rush GoT so they could start working on Star Wars.
Dude, I cannot say how much I appreciate this.
I wish I could show this to David and Dan and say:
“You two had ONE job...look at what you really did”
thats the kind of content I wanted, thank you
One of the smartest characters and the one who cares the most about his life:
*"I'm cOmMitinG tREasOn guYs"*
@Galthasar Belt duh, gurl power, you guise. Sansa, Arya and Dany are immediately made queen cunts of the universe. Jon is cast off to be a little bitch boy while Gendry, Baric and the Hound all get belittled and ridiculed by Arya while just taking it.
@@echodelta2172 I can see Beric taking it but Gendry and The Hound would not take it.
He cared the most about the people of King’s landing than his own life. He died saving what he most cares about
@Galthasar Belt I don't think it applies to Littlefinger. He got pretty far in his game (coming from a tiny fief on the fingers, he ultimately gained control of the Vale and parts of the Riverlands, and a massive influence over the north), and he didn't suddenly act all stupid. His downfall received a significant amount of screen time and was at least somewhat believable (he considered himself terribly smart and underestimated Sansa and Arya).
@@cwazychik except his letters went no where.
"How may horses?"
"2000"
*Literally 1 on screen lol*
And even number of footman there is more likely to be around 1300 we see and not 2000.. :D
@@sSHUPSs the horse is called 2.000
the men were around 20,000 as the golden leader said
Diego Sánchez
Haha! That's actually funny.
@@sSHUPSs They supposedly had 20,000 men, which is close to the full strength of the unsullied after Dany acquires them including the trainees. Remember when she first frees them and we get that scene of them marching out of the city? That is how many Golden company there should be.
Dude... this is the best video I’ve seen in 2021. Had me laughing the whole way
I come back and watch these every few months. Keeps me sane
Interviewing the GoT cast: "So how do you feel about the ending?"
Cast: "My contract doesn't allow me to say that it was bad, so *IT WAS... GoOd*"
5:03 is a classic "i'm definitely not lying" face
The body language says it all lmao
Well Mark Hamill spoke about his disappointment over The Last Jedi. Why can’t they do the same thing?
@@ashleyyr0se But how do you know?
@@captainmarvelwilson508 actually they came down on him for it, it's why he suddenly turns around and says he loves it. It's the same reason John Boyega was not criticising the Rise of Skywalker until after his contract expired
Sansa: "Shouldn't you line that armour with leather?"
Winterfell's armorers, who had been smithing for Northern armies their entire lives: "good idea!"
Women #POWER
Yeah as if a fucking spoiled brat princess knows better than a seasoned smith. And no you fucking goof sansa you wear a leather or linen gambeson seperate with the armor
@@hazzmati She should have suggested Starbucks Cups as insulator instead.
@@rekon1500 The only thing worse is how many women are in roles of power on the Walking Dead and it's spin off's, plus other shows (Even in GOT, do you really think those men of the North would submit to Sansa? I highly doubt it). I'm fine with equal rights for today etc, but let's be real, if we go back to a medieval type of society or society falls altogether, women will not be ruling over men, it's not going to happen. Our Species has been a "Modern Agriculture" Species for about 10 thousand years and in that time how many woman really ruled over men? I'm sorry women if you don't like it, but under those conditions, the strong will prevail and there will always be a physically stronger man than there is a women. You can disagree, but that only means you don't understand what I am saying.
@@TangoNevada "if you disagree with me it means you don't understand what I'm saying" what a strong contender for GoT Devoid of Logic 3. D&D, is that you?
thanks, this made me feel a lot better
Lord baris season 1-7: i have to be very discret
Lord baris season 8: Im gonna post this on twetter lol
"Hopefully you guys enjoyed the video" No I didn't. Because it reminded me how bad this season was...
I’m actually really upset and I don’t know how to handle it
Just the thought of what it was in its earlier seasons compared to now
Heart breaking stuff man
Same, that got me boiling
not worth it I unsubscribed right after the last episode and I just rather pirate it.
Nobody:
D&D: Submits S8E6 for emmy best writing
Episode 2 had some actually good shit. Episode 6 was just horrid
Small Moustache Man agreed, for me killing the night king so quickly was the first akd mosy important nail in the coffin before that I had lots of faith in the show
@@SuperCompany007 Episode 2 was trite shit. It was all bad dialogue and fan service and rinse repeat of jokes and references from previous seasons. There was nothing of value in that episode.
@@xanthelinhs2143 hey hey, don't forget about queen Sansa being a master armorsmith now, who has to tell Winterfell's master smiths to line plate mail with leather
@@xanthelinhs2143 I kinda agree. Brienne being named a knight was a decent character development. And I wasn't mad cuz I thought they were all going to die. BUT THEN that entire room that was making jokes in front of the fire literally ALL survived, making the entire scenes from Ep. 2 dumb af.
These are so good dude
These videos are the best. I'm pissed off, but it's a great work anyway hahaha
"Who has a better story than Bran?"
Stannis: Any of you I should think. Even the cook.
Fucking Gendry had more reason to be king than Bran.
shit ending to a shit season
and it’s cannon too
The only reason I'm glad those two clowns killed off Stannis in the show. Least they couldn't butcher his character anymore.
I lost it at Hot Pie :)
But for example Ghost has a waaaaaaaaay better story :)
@Dark Wizard Bran isn't a shit character? Okay bud.
Cersei: *sends Bronn to kill Jamie and Tyrion*
Also Cersie: *did not kill Tyrion when she had the opportunity*
In a season full of horseshit, the Bronn storyline had to be the stupidest thing ever to grace the small screen.
Don't you mean lord Bronn of high garden the master of coin.
It's a shame that people like Bronn and Bran get rewarded for doing nothing smh
@@only_fair23 It turns out that all stories of characters which name begins with Br are shit.
She's still a woman. A pregnant hormonal woman at that.
*Oh no he didn't ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
4:15 YOU'RE SO RIGHT ABOUT BRAN SENDING RAVENS, I DIDN'T EVEN-
THAT GOT ME GOOD LMAO
Now I feel like watching these specific seasons just to get a chuckle or two.
Wights vs everyone: World war Z
Wights vs John: The walking dead
Yeah that's what I thought haha
Well in TWD the walkers are so weak so they don't usually harm armed people.but these ones were stronger and smarter
Literally lmaoo
@@soroushm2498 u dont get the joke
@@Chris-nh1ih I actually did
"I know a killer when I see one"-Arya Stark, the magical assassin with the power of two functioning eyes
Arya: "I know a killer when I see one"
John: "well yeah I mean she did just burn the entire city down, it's kinda obvious already isn't it?"
@@-MankoMan Arya: "I know a killer when I see one"
Jon: "She is muh queen!"
Arya: "Oh FFS"
@@chasm671 I dun waun et...I neva av
You're a Legend😂😂😂👍🏽
4:32 - OMG YEEEEES, HELL YES!!! FINALLY, SOMEONE MENTIONED THAT!
“I won’t be queen of the ashes”
Literally, burns the entire city 🤷🏻♂️
it was supposed to be a longer turn, made no sense since it took place over one episode
@@BLUEZ Exactly. The story could have *almost* worked, if the battle with the Night King was the finale of this season and the whole King's Landing thing had a full season to itself. That would have allowed just enough time for a bit of character development and the suspension of disbelief.
dany kinda forgot she wasn't there to be queen of the ashes
Well she said that long before her countless emotional breakdowns
Oh, please, the Allies burned all the german cities and nobody cares.
Why do you complain about just one?
I find your lack of coughing Varys disturbing.
@@secondworld7009 I lost a few brains cells reading your comment
Brigadier General I think it was satire
Brigadier General r/woooosh
@@rafaelmontoya1454 Fuck off stupid fucking overused
@@queennaishusband1931 I just cringed 😬
3:44 lmaooooo I'm dead 💀😂😂😂😂😂 dude your videos are so funny you gained a subscriber
You really hit the nail bro! You just earned a subscriber =)
Arya after Dany destroys King's Landing: "I know a killer when I see one"
lol
Lmfao.
throwback to the Hound's "everyone you know is a killer" speech to Sansa, like lmao dude every single fucking character in this show is a killer
Honestly if he had said that it might have redeemed the episode.
Hound: You've got real powerful magic to figure that out.
One scene: We're family, together, the four of us
LITERALLY 3 MINUTES LATER: I don't plan on coming back
wtf
'Choosing a king is hard. Will we all bend the knee for a Stark?' (everybody) 'uh, ok' (sansa stark) 'Never!'
3 minutes later really? Um how bout after the war is over Arya decides to leave
@@the_filmboss You are defending this crap ? Lol
"Literally"........
@Pedro Caldas You wanna know what really bothers me?
*Arya leaves with the hound*
*They arrive in Kings Landing*
"Its not safe. If you come with me, you will die"
"Thank you Sandor"
Me: Why the fuck didn't he say that to her when they first rode off? By old Game of Thrones logic they would have been on the road for weeks, if not more, till they arrived to Kings Landing. Not cool Sandor. Not cool.
When the unsullied all die to poison butterflies in Naath Jon can come back south of the wall
I like how Tyrion just slowly turned into a full on redhead.
Bran: "Am I a joke to you?"
Everyone who expected him to use his powers for something useful at least once: "YES!"
Arya ending was as incoherent as her whole plotline since returning to Winterfell.
I was so thoroughly angry about this. All his traveling and training for what?? Benjen said he had to be ready for the Night King, and when the time came he checked out. How are we to accept foreshadowing meaning anything , when they bullshit us like that??
i think EVERYONE wanted to know SOMESORT of whitewalker motive/backstory/endgame.. but nope. instadead..
I'm glad you mentioned this: There is NO WAY Greyworm simply arrests Jon for killing Dany
He should have been killed by the dragon.
@@kaydens6964 maybe if the dragon tries to burn him he doesnt get burnt just like Dany then the dragon submits to him? Maybe that's why they didn't let drogon kill him
@@moazhosny8253 Earlier in the show when Jon was a part of the nights watch, he got burnt so he would have died
@@moazhosny8253 and Dragons killed Targs all the time in the Dance
Yes he can! He's Jon Fucking Snow! Pissed off Stannis and his Red priestess, pissed the rest of the watch after pissing on Janos Slynt, pissing everyone around by just being alive and still pisses on GreyWorm without getting killed
I say he's my favorite character in the show (season 8 not included)
that first part of the video with grey worm was fucking hilarious dude thank you
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 aaaaand subscribed