"tbh, i really never cared much about my sister and her children" Oberyn if he survived "tbh, i really never cared much about the seven gods" high sparrow
@@origenesbarranquilla4419 They already established that he has to know what to look for (in the show). He didn't know to look for Lyanna and Rhaegar's wedding until Sam hinted at it, even though he had already looked into other events in those characters lives.
@@everythinggoodsfeckingtaken completely agree. I don’t understand why this thing wasn’t explicitly addressed in the show, I think it would have added a lot more depth to the character, in a similar way to Breaking Bad: in the end Walter admits that what he did wasn’t really for his family, but for himself.
The notion Cersei loved her children is the biggest lie ever lmao, cant believe so many people bought it She saw them as an extension of herself, thats not love. If she loved Tommen she would see Margaery made him happy and left the Tyrells alone
“If you think this is gonna have a happy ending you haven’t been paying attention” Ned Stark exclaimed to King Robert in regards to the Targaryen girl.
Right, because Tolkien didn't write around 1200 pages of a convoluted story around the power and might of Sauron just to have Frodo throw the ring in the Volcano and never get to see Sauron?
@@latronix-omnigenus Lol first of all, how you come to think that the story of LoTR is in any way convoluted is beyond me. Secondly, it was stated very early on that the point of the journey is to PREVENT Sauron from coming back, Frodo throwing the ring into Mount Doom is literally their ultimate goal. Lastly, it was pretty obvious that the "power and might" of Sauron refers to his armies, not Sauron himself. If anything, the story revolves more around the power of the One Ring , which has its own sentience and is not directly controlled by Sauron.
It's such a weirdly derogatory line too. It's like he hates Brienne or something. Combined with him mocking her virginity previously, it's like Tyrion turned into some low IQ frat bro or something, embarrassing.
"To be honest, I never really cared about the breastplate stretcher" -Lancel who dedicated his life to the breastplate stretcher after King Robert ordered him to.
@@KaiHung-wv3ul That one is kind of true though, as the very most honorable people literally don't care about their honor, they just are honorable. It's like dignity: you don't preserve or ruin it, you just have it or you don't, and nobody's opinion can change that.
The line that Bran says to Sansa “you were so beautiful that night” should’ve been here. It’s so gross & insensitive even for a supposedly emotionless character like Bran.
I think this was to show that Bran can't see everything (or has any emotions or understands them) but of course they never elaborated so yes, without explanation, it was definitely a pointless, insensitive line.
This is what I hate most about the later seasons. Characters are ruined for one line of comic relief. I wish Supercuts Delight mentioned that fact with the infamous Jaime line...It was written for a cheap laugh, nothing more. Disgraceful.
It would only make sense if Tyrion’s only contribution to the story/war was the Battle of Blackwater because they were already in the process of writing him out of history by giving the credit to Joffrey and Tywin. But not even mentioning how Tyrion was convicted of killing Joffrey, being the indirect cause of the death of a Prince of Dorne, suspected/confirmed to have killed Tywin, etc.? Beyond idiotic in-universe and beyond inept writing in real life
Like, damn. Did Tywin come back from the dead to write the book? You know what? Scratch that. An undead Tywin walking in during the Council of the Hand would actually be a better ending than the one we got.
Honestly his story in the last 4 seasons was just one of procrastination, then last-minute attempts at writing on the part of the writers. Kinda like they had no idea where to go with his story after the books, so they just didn't for season 5, and then when planning season 6, they realized they had forgotten to make literally any effort on Bran's story, so they kinda just threw something together and called it good
Quiburn: How Many people have you killed? Jamie: I don’t know… Quiburn: How many people you saved? ( Sarcastic) Jamie: Half a million… The population of kings landing. Quiburn: (Shocked by this) Few years later: Jamie: I don’t care about them. Innocent or otherwise. That just shows you. He sacrificed his honor, gets mocked at by the people as “ Kingslayer, oathbreaker, man without honor” since he was A TEENAGER to save his people… But Nahhh he doesn’t care apparently.
Honorable mention has to go to Sam's line at the end about Tyrion not being mentioned in the book the maester wrote about the war. How could such a book even be written without mentioning him? His kidnapping arguably set off the whole thing and he was Hand two separate times ...
Oh God that line is so cringe because you know they wrote it just for a nonsensical "lol funy" joke at Tyrion's expense. It fails at every level. Nonsensical, humiliates Tyrion even further, doesn't fit Sam's character AND it's not even funny either!
Dude, they could’ve had it be his book description. That would’ve been a nice reference and illustrate how history is warped depending on who the victor is. But that would’ve been paying homage to a good story that they ruined and require too much thought. Ugh. It makes no sense that he wasn’t in the book. He was accused, tried, and found guilty of assassinating a king! Not just any king but his NEPHEW! A kin king slaying dwarf is the perfect scapegoat, it draws the attention away from how terrible Joffrey was. Tyrion would be a revisionist Pro-Joffrey/Tywin historian’s wet dream.
Agreed. It is a call back to the beginning of season 3 I guess when Varys tells Tyrion that he won’t be mentioned in the history books. But that was a reference to the defense of Kings Landing. What a stupid stupid call back. D & D should oooofff themselves.
Yeah that definitely t3 for me, just because it comes so close to the end and sums up how little the writers cared at that point and how little they expected the audience to care. Him being captured pretty much started the whole thing. He was Hand of the King, fought at the Battle of the Blackwater and organised the defence of the city, then he was Master of Coin. He married Sansa Stark. He was accused of murdering the fucking king(pretty big one), went on trial for that murder and made a big grand speech that many people witnessed(the sort of thing that would be recorded by Maesters). He demanded trial by combat and there was a legendary fight between one of the most notorious and vicious killers and another legendary fighter/killer.. He escaped and murdered his own father, the hand of the king and one of the powerful and influential men in the entire kingdom, this caused the queen to place a bounty on him. He then became Hand to another queen who destroyed King's Landing and finally made another big speech that ended up with him practically choosing the next fucking king. HOW do you get through the whole story without mentioning any of this. At that point they had stopped making the show to appear to the sort of people that would care to think for 2 secs about that.
Euron in the books: Potentially the biggest threat South of the Wall. Became/remains king due charisma, intelligence and unpredictability , subtly removing threats to his power ASAP (hires an assassin to kill one brother long before he arrives, captures one brother who could start an uprising immediately after becoming king, buys off the lieutenants of a rebellious brother/send that brother off on a Suicide mission, and “marries” his niece off to a supporter to derive her of support), and steeping in the dark arts including having a horn that can control dragons. Euron in the show: Ramsay Snow, sex crazed frat bro edition. Became King by making d*ck jokes, let his niece/nephew steal his fleet out from under him (I guess he left the keys in the ignition) and his only goal is becoming Cersei’s boy toy
There was so much missed out of Euron story on the show, who as a character visited so many places more than anyone in Westeros did. He went to the ruins of Valyria. He's supposed to have taken a dragon horn from there. On the show Euron never got to talk about anything he'd seen on his travels. IMHO his story is better than Bran's.
Euron in the books may be the closest thing to a human incarnation of evil. D&D got bullied by some frat guys in college and never got over it, so that's what they decided was the human embodiment of evil.
Also they go to a fucking island where they will die. Like I don't exactly remember how but the air is poisonous if you weren't born there or some shit like that.
@@javigd96 I think I read somewhere that the butterflies on Naath carry some sort of disease or something, unless you were born there like you said and are therefore naturally resistant to the disease. This is why no foreigners try to conquer the place and the butterflies are the only real defense mechanism the people of Naath need to stay safe.
@@koshea44 This is D&D canon, some of the most formidable warriors on the planet all probably died choking on their own blood and vomit because they just kinda forgot about the fucking butterflies.
You missed one: Brienne saying " Fuck Loyalty " to Jaime in S07E07 when her whole charachter and storyline is based on her loyalty to Catelyn and her daughters. If not worse, it is as bad as Jaime saying he doesn't care for the innocent.
@@gfilmer7150 But that's not hypocrisy because she always chose to support Renly from the beginning. And continued to do so after Renly died. That's just plain loyalty.
@@Lord_Of_Night Yeah, loyalty to a man who committed treason by going against Stannis. Not to mention, Stannis was THE last legitimate Baratheon at the time and Brienne killed him. She killed the last living lord of the House she was a banner man of.
To be fair number 10 "I don't know how to use it" is a more poetic way of saying she's no fighter or swordsman, not that she literally doesn't know how to use a knife lol
You forgot what Arya said after that. She said stick them with the pointy end. Does sansa didn't clarify what she was saying or Arya didn't understand what sansa was trying to say? And the scene ends. Maybe she should have given her some tips regarding knife use if what you're saying is true.
@@gundukamble3383 Well, Arya's answer can actually be a poetic way of saying "it's better than nothing". Is obviously a cheap call back to S1, but still, works
I think she had always shown murderous and hypocritical tendencies. I find her pretty annoying and I liked that she eventually showed how bad she could be when given the power
@@WAZOOMA Very few had an issue with what she did. It's just that the plot was rushed. Dany was always about protecting the weak and her doing a 180 for shock value made no sense. We should have been given a reason for her to turn on the people of King's Landing which actually would have been easy to do. Dany always had this us vs them, black & white thinking and especially in the books she is furiously protective of her own people. In the books she hasn't lost any of the Dothraki who bent the knee at the end of book/season 1 or any of the Unsullied really. In book 5 she loses one Unsullied and is absolutely crushed. Her dragon supposedly killing one random person ends with her locking her dragons up. On her way to Mereen she took down every single crucified slave and buried them. This is how she operates. I strongly believe that in the books her reasoning for burning down King's Landing will take us back to the speech she made before she hatched her dragons: "Those who would harm you will die screaming". She could try taking King's Landing the way she took Mereen by sneaking in the Unsullied to arm the civilians against the masters. But in King's Landing the peasants would turn on her forces and have them killed at the square. This would emphasize that the people of King's Landing are "them", not "us". Considering how in the show Dany had non-white forces they could have easily included themes of racism which would have forced Dany to choose a side and see the Westerosi as an enemy. This imo would have been the best way to do it since it strucks a chord with the BLM themes and the viewers would have been just as conflicted as Dany by understanding her reasoning yet also being horrified about the mass murder she committed.
*"I'm the man who killed Jaime Lannister"* Yeah, no one's gonna know that though, but you did something FAR more impacting... you _literally killed a flipping Dragon._ Rhaegal was far greater than Jamie as an opponent.
And the Rhaegal kill was more impressive, despite it being assisted by a ballista. Aiming one from the deck of a rocking boat, at a flying, moving target that’s hundreds of feet away and nailing it on your first try is a legendary feat. But that scene isn’t meant to show Euron as an incredibly competent and dangerous threat. No it’s purpose is only to shock the viewer, get them mad about Rhaegal’s death, then point that anger at the convenient straw-villain that is Show Euron.
If those assholes actually fixed their writing and stretched the ending over two seasons as HBO offered, Euron might've ended up as a good character, and we might've given him credit for his wins.
For number 10 Sansa saying she doesn’t know how to use a dagger, remember when she tried to hide the blood on her mattress? She used a knife and literally stabbed the mattress multiple times
It’s still Hilarious how DnD rushed and butchered the show so they can start work on other projects like star wars, just for them to be kicked off almost all projects after the last season aired 😂
Dumb & Dumber should never be allowed to work in the entertainment industry again. Unfortunately, they have enough money to laugh at that statement. But they also have a lot of ego, so I hope it hurts at least a little bit.
The entire Jon and Arya reunion was SO disappointing to me 😭 I was looking forward to it so much for 7 seasons, and it was so off and cold and dumb. The Jon/Sansa reunion was way more emotional which makes NO SENSE 🤷🏼♀️
I just hated Urine’s stupid face. He definitely more annoying than he is intimidating. Jaime could have taken his head off at that moment, or anytime pretty easily. At least how the character was built on the show.
@@Edmures_rampant_manhood Book Euron is actually frightening. I read it a couple of years ago but I remember that his crew on the ship were all mutes and he was exceptionally cruel to anyone he has come across (including family members) Series Euron is not menacing, just a cheeky wanker lol
@@Edmures_rampant_manhood Book Euron: Psychotic one-eyed magician pirate lord & savvy politician with Valyrian steel armor addicted to a drink that lets him see the future trying to bring about the literal apocalypse Show Euron: Simp with a magic teleporting fleet who likes to stick his finger in da bum
@@Boobalopbop "Urine" LMAOOOOOOO I'm using that now, thank you! That will be my new name for show!Euron because he's definitely there just to take the piss.
"Why do you think I came all this way" is the most teeth-mashingly angry I've ever been at a TV show. Bran admitted to having foresight of 9/11 and having the ability to prevent it, but did nothing since it benefitted him to sit home.
@chair shot to the head So he contradicted himself moments later. Or, he's just that much of a diabolical idiot and waited for the moment (that he probably saw coming) where someone would suggest he be king.
I think in medieval times, it would make sense to have a name like Dickon. It's like D&D forgot they wrote a medieval time story, oh wait, they already forgot what the hell were they doing
It's just another in the litany of brainless dick jokes that the later seasons of GoT had devolved to, but yeah, Jerome Flynn sells it with his reaction. Anything good in those later seasons is due to the acting and the production crew trying to salvage what they can from the mess of a story and script.
@@maliziosoeperverso1697 Another good point. The writers continually, suddenly, introduce new things late in the story and just presume the audience will accept them. Predetermined rules suddenly being overturned is ridiculous
I never thought i would say this but I am glad Sean bean, Richard madden, Charles dance, Michelle fairly did not make it to the final seasons. They were saved from saying stupid lines, amost all their dialogues remain hard-hitting, thoughtful, loyal to their characters, and thus memorable.
or "was basically the end of the dothraki"..... 10 minutes later at least half of them are well and fine..... also dany made ALL of them her bloodriders... you know sworn to avenge her death. and they casually walk past jon without reaction
He literally never cared about his family. By the time we reach the 5th episode of Breaking Bad, he flat out chooses to reject Gretchen and Elliot's money out of his own pride, and decides to be a meth cook. A more accurate interpretation would be "To be honest, I never really cared about chemistry".
He literally admits in the last episode that he did it for himself. If he did it for his family and not for his ego, he would just take Grey Matter deal.
“I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.” -Walter White, “Felina” S5xE16 It’d be more accurate to say “To be honest, I never really cared about the chemistry”
Jon was such a great man at the end of season 6. I even admired his character. Then they made him (and almost everyone else) stupid, and gave him a stupid ending.
"To be honest, I was never actually hateful" Darth Sidious, who canonically hates every emotion except hatred and willfully hates everything except hate out of spite for them all not being hatred
“And who had a better story than Bran the Broken…” King Robert comes out of nowhere: “Gods, what a stupid name” *Lancel running around in the background still looking for the breastplate stretcher*
Sandor Clegane to Sansa : "look at me. Stannis is a killer, the Lannisters are killers, your father was a killer, your brother is a killer, your sons will be killers someday. The world is built by killers. so you better get used to looking at them." Arya Stark to Jon Snow, 6 years later : "I know a killer when I see one."
I feel so bad for all the people working on this show. I remember seeing a behind the scenes clip of the actors reading their season 8 scripts, and the actor for Varys just so disappointed in the complete betrayal of his character.
Seriously... I sometimes wished I was Arya but knew irl I'm Varys no doubt. To see what they did to him in season 8 and to hear him say all those idiotic things he'd never say... they butchered him, Tyrion, Jaime and basically all characters I loved. Except maybe Sandor. Was disappointed but way less and he did get time with Sansa and Arya so fine I can get over it.
I dont have much sympathy for the actors/actresses as any one of them could say “i refuse to work unless you fix the story”. They chose money over the story. Same as D&D.
@MrBuns-yi2hk exactly lmao it's like Jamie Dornan in 50 Shaded of Gray or Pattinson and Stewart in Twilight. They wanted to quit soooo hard. Hated what they were doing. But contracts are a reality lol
“To be honest I never really cared much for them. Innocent or otherwise.” In just one line, Dumb and Dumber took an entire character arch and destroyed it. Also, I hated Jamie’s little “I did it all for Cersi” tangent in that episode too. So him finally standing up to her and leaving her went absolutely nowhere.
@@ulollolmao8631 no jaime’s was because he changed the most during the course of the show and had a great redemption arc, but they ruined in the last season. That didn’t happen to Dany. Her character arc was pretty subtle.
@@nicksladev2316 she went from helping weak people to killing them out of nowhere you're delusional if you think that's the same as Jaime just saying he doesn't care about innocents
@@ulollolmao8631 you’re an idiot if you think she had a stronger arc then Jaime. She didn’t grow as a person as much as Jaime did in the show. My point is that Dany didn’t really have an arc to ruin she just had a bad arc. Jaime legitimately had the best arc in the show, he went from bad Prince Charming to good guy who regretted his actions and tried to make up for them. The writers threw that out the window just like Jaime did to Bran. Please try and tell me what Dany’s arc was before season 7-8. Exactly she wasn’t even that great of a character. Jaime was far better written so having that destroyed was definitely a bigger letdown. Dany’s arc was rushed but she was supposed to become evil eventually, Jaime wasn’t supposed to act heartless and betray the good guys after all that he’s done to make up for his actions.
I am probably giving them way too much credit, but I always read this line differently. Just like when he suddenly becomes a total asshole to Brienne in the end. I feel like at this point he's resigned himself to go and die for Cersei, and he actually hates himself for it. I think these lines to Brienne and Tyrion do two things: they express his bitterness with himself over not being able to "quit" Cersei even though he's now good enough to know he should. He has gone through so much growth and improvement, but in the end believes he'll still be remembered for this last act he can't stop himself from. Secondly, I believe that he's actively trying to make his loved ones hate him so they won't be so hurt by his death and final moral failure. I dunno, like I said this may be putting way too much thought into it but I really don't think he literally means these things he's saying. It's a lot better to me anyway than believing that even these writers could abandon his character arc so completely.
"Why do you think I came all this way?" is, coming from the omniscient psycho who just watched a war crime take place, one of the most sinister lines in the whole show
"The war, the murder, the misery. All of it because Robert Baratheon loved someone who didn't love him back" Never mind everyone believing Lyanna was kidnapped, the Mad King killing Rickard and Brandon Stark and telling Jon Arryn to send him the heads of Ned and Robert. Tyrion's intelligence fell off a cliff
not even character development. character motivation. Jaime's largest defining trait at his introduction is him as the 'kingslayer' which he did in order to protect the people.
it would be so much better if to avoid the destruction of kingslanding by deanerys jaime had to kill Cersei and be the kingslayer again to protect the people. it would be waaaay more cathartic than what we got
@@summ.3433 This was silly. Jaime isn't hateful. He may have been arrogant and selfish but not hateful. The best scene to properly explain Jaime would be when he threatens to catapult a child into a castle wall to end the siege of Riverrun, because he meant it. You harm his family and he will do anything in his power to save them no matter the cost.
Bronn: "What's double Riverrun?" Tyrion: "Highgarden. You could be Lord of The Reach" This line from Tyrion rubs me the wrong way far worse than anything else in S8. The way he says it and the fact that he clearly doesn't have any bargaining power in that moment. Bronn has no assurance that Tyrion can fulfil his promise. Also the fact that Tyrion somehow believes Highgarden hasn't been taken over by a new house. Or that Bronn would ever be accepted as its lord. And what truly pisses me off is the fact that he actually made good on his promise.
He could have easily said "The Twins", and I would have been happy. House Frey's keep seems fitting for Bronn, it's a scuzzy place, but also far more than a sellsword would deserve in his position.
@@lordolxinator Twins could be granted to Bronn actually. Riverrun is illogical because at this moment, Cersei doesn't have Riverrun. Cersei should offer Hornhill and Tyrion made Bronn lord of Twins after utility of Bronn and his mercenary company in Long Night. After the battle, Every commanders and soldiers awarded for his prowess. At this moment, Tyrion say Bronn "which castle do you want?" and Bronn jokingly say to Tyrion Cersei promised to Hornhill to assassinate you. What's double Riverrun? and Tyrion say Twins.
And you know....the Reach? Because the Tyrells weren't even the richest or the most powerful house in the Reach and now that they're gone,it's time for house Redwyne,Hightower or Rowan to be named warden of the south
To me it seems we were supposed to accept that every member of House Tyrell except Olenna was burned in the sept, and that now it’s just a bunch of peasants roaming around Highgarden waiting to be ruled by someone.
I thought Daenerys calling Sam the younger Tarly deserved an honorable mention as D&D clearly forgot the source material and completely erased the reason for Sam being in the Night's Watch and having his character arc to begin with
That one is really bad. They don’t even watch their own show, because the VERY season before he takes the family sword because he says it belongs to him. That’s why his father has so much contempt for him in the first place. If Dickon was the heir, Sam would still be in Hornhill.
@@WWESVRGAMER I think you completely missed the point. Theon was believed to be dead for several years while he was held prisoner and tortured in the dungeons of the Dreadfort. We didn't need a POV of this, we got all we needed to know from his flashbacks in aDwD. And the Boltons were waiting for the right moment to reveal Theon, which didn't really occur until aDwD. The fact that we didn't fully know what happened to Theon for several whole books was an intentional decision by Martin to build up the mystery, and it makes the reveal much more powerful than the extremely lazy and bland way that D&D handled the storyline by immediately showing everything that happened.
I could've lived with Tyrion saying "who has a better story than Bran the Broken" if Bran had then responded with something like "you do", and then used his greensight to sum it up or something. That would've completely caught everyone off guard, that the "proposed candidate" now says the best option is the guy who is on trial. But oh well.
Not only was Arya absurdly cringe since her visit to Bravos, she was also the most pretentious and dim-witted character that tries to act like she's smart when she's not.
A perfect example of how timing matters. Had she said this in Ep 1 or 2, it would have been ok. Not great, but ok compared to the rest of the junk on this list
like she killed millions, everyone saw, and she s like i kNOw A KilLEr wHEn i SeE oNe. What the fuck. Timing was the only thing that mattered. If she said before that episode, it would have made some sense, even tho the show was dead.
It's actually really sad that Cersei ceased to be a character in season 8. Just looking out windows. She had more lines in one episode in season 1 than she did in the entirety of season 8.
What bothered me most about DnD's writing : Jon was established as the last of the Targaryens. Of all the people, JON had rightful claim to the throne. And Bran just shows up and is like, "Yoink!"
More stupid it is that everyone is, oh nyo, Jon killed the queen if he stays he has to be executed. bitch, Jaime killed the mad king and was minted kingsguard again.
“Stick them with the pointy end” was a callback to a conversation between Jon and Arya when he gave her that sword all the way back in season 1/book 1, and it’s obvious that they tried to make it a cute and nostalgiac moment, but it was so forced and just made Sansa look a fool.
I think it'd have been fine if Sansa had just looked at the knife nervously, clearing trying to picture herself in a fight, and Arya says "Stick em with the pointy end" just as a "It's easier than you think" little bit of reassurance. Which is... probably what they were going for, but "I don't know how to use it" confuses the landing.
@@Mayeur000Donz You're right. The line isn't great, but it's not so bad if you don't take it literally. She's emphasizing she's not a fighter and has never stabbed anyone. Checks out. Arya knows what she means, even if Supercuts takes it straight literal. This should be swapped out for another.
@@NothingBesideRemains Why not have her say "what do you expect me to do with this?!" - Sansa would deliver it in her usual arrogant tone and that she prefers others do the fighting on her behalf. "I don't know how to use it" just made her sound like a tool.
Not to mention that all of this is Bran's fault because he went climbing after his mom told him not to, Bran has the highest kill count for the whole show
I was thinking about this very fact this morning but then I remembered, the events of game of thrones would have likely played out the same in the first season whether bran saw Jamie and cersie or not. Remember, Lysa Arryn had already sent a letter to Ned and cat and Robert was asking Ned to be his hand before the incident. The only thing I can see brans fall doing for the main plot of season 1 is that it may have helped ned put the pieces together. I know catelyn also went to kings landing to inform ned of what she thinks she found after investigating brans fall site, but I still think things likely okay out the same. I believe ned still would have put the pieces together considering John Arryn was also able to figure it out.
Fun fact: season 8 is canonically just Dany’s nightmare showing her how wrong everything could go, and when she wakes up she knows not to make those same mistakes
even if she made every single smart decision starting with 7x01, her potential for madness is always there. and like jon says if she goes around melting castles, shes not different to her ancestors. just more of the same old shit.
@@godemperorofmankind3.091 I agree, she displayed the hints of Targaryen insanity as early as season two. Threatening to burn Qarth to the ground if they turned her away, and then later saying that what she cannot get she will take with fire and blood. Or in Meereen when she started feeding random people to the very hungry Viserion and Rhaegal because they might be associated with the Sons of the Harpy and not even she knows if they're innocent or guilty. But obviously a starving dragon will eat everything put in front of them. It's why I think the Mad Queen shit was always going to happen, but David and Dan just executed it somewhat poorly.
@@MaxPwnzer the season two line wasn’t really foreshadowing it though because she was starving and if they didn’t get into qarth they were going to die. she was desperate
@@MaxPwnzer idk, so many male characters who were powerful and strong and honorable also killed, threatened, showed strength in violent ways, destroyed enemies and people who stood in their way, etc and no one thought they showed signs of insanity. If Dany didn’t do those things, she would have been seen as weak or too passive. It’s really apparent that when you re-watch the whole show, she wasn’t any more violent or crazy than Robb, Ned, Robert, or any of the men of Westeros. The only times where she seemed a little insane were when she walked into the fire, obsessed over dragon eggs, talked about her visions in dreams, etc…but then in those moments, she was right - and you could say it’s powerful, correct intuition and definitely not “kill the innocent even though we won” insanity energy
I found Bran's villain arc to be more funny than that of Daenerys. The way he encourages Theon to die fighting the white walkers convinced me that that crippled kid was definitely holding a grudge. The show doesn't reveal too much about his predecessor but it seems clear to me that becoming the Three Eyed Raven turns the person into kind of a dick.
I mean you can see it like that but really giving D&D the credit to create a subtil subtext is already way too much they just wanted to make it heroic for Theon, epic for Bran
@@fragsties4118 Are you suggesting that season 8 was anything less than a masterpiece? Even Emilia Clarke claimed it was the best season ever without the slightest hint of irony or sarcasm.
Bran is that kid from a small town who's the first in his family to go to college and then acts like a smug know-it-all towards his relatives during Thanksgiving dinner.
"Who has a better story than Bran the Broken?" 80% of the characters that reached the final episode alive 💀 When Tyrion started that speech I honestly thought he was talking about Jon Snow, or even Sansa.
My headcanon (but really, more of a coping mechanism) is that Tyrion's descent into depression and alcoholism between seasons 4 and 5 impacted his brain functioning on a neurological level, and that's why he stops being a cunning intellectual from then onwards.
Watching this list really put into perspective how much they assassinated his character especially. He was my favorite because he was cunning and brilliant but they spend the last two seasons giving him one liners that don't land and making him make horrible decision after horrible delusional decision....
"To be honest I never really cared about holding the door"
- Hodor
Lmfao
Underrated
This is so hilarious
This one is great and truly would be shocking if Hodor spoke this 😂😂
"Hodor"
- Hodor
Flameo sir..flameo
"To be honest I always really cared much for other people"
Joffrey
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"...Innocent, or otherwise."
hahahahahah
This is the best one in the comments
@@WadeWilson_ ❤
"To be honest, I really never cared about the Lannister's legacy"
- Tywin if he survived
Thank god that Tywin died before the show went to shit
Tywin was so smart that he became aware that he's a characted and that D&D will ruin him. So he chose death.
"tbh, i really never cared much about my sister and her children" Oberyn if he survived
"tbh, i really never cared much about the seven gods" high sparrow
@@MyPrideFlag Olenna managed to die with one of the best lines in the series in order to avoid being Season 8.
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"To be honest, I've always been OK with my little brother playing with my toys."
- The Mountain
LMFAO 😂
"To be honest, I was never really afraid of fire"
-The Hound
That one is massive
😂
"Hot, or otherwise."
Bro was traumatized
Im laughing so hard at this 😂😂
"To be honest, I never really cared about the Stark children"
- Brienne of Tarth probably in the first draft of season 8
I mean, they made her say "Fuck loyalty." That's basically the Brienne of Tarth equivalent to Jamie's iconic bad line
Even as a joke, bold of you to assume this season had a draft.
Lol, the whole season is the first draft.
The only reason they didn't include that part is because they lost it somewhere after getting black out drunk after writing that garbage.
”To be honest I never really cared about turning people into skeletons”
- The Night King
To be honest i can talk and understand english
Night king
"Dead, or otherwise"
Wildling or otherwise
Winner
W Arya
L Night king
L the season 8
You forgot Bran in the end saying “we need a master of whispers” when he literally sees everything. Bruh
Maybe he is featherbedding
noob. Yes he can see everything. but he have to know where to search for. millions of informations, when he only can be once?
use your brain
@@hollowknight459except that he can replay past events over and over again?
@@origenesbarranquilla4419 They already established that he has to know what to look for (in the show). He didn't know to look for Lyanna and Rhaegar's wedding until Sam hinted at it, even though he had already looked into other events in those characters lives.
They are missing a master of warfare and a master of whisperers, the only jobs that's function was entirely based on combat and making enemy's
"To be honest, I never really cared about those elephants," -Cersei
This is perfection
The best by far
💀💀
This is making me laugh more than it should
😂😂😂
“To be honest, I never really cared about my children"
- Cersei while holding dying Joffrey at his wedding
Well, she didn't care too much for them. At most she was upset when they died.
More of her reaction to Tommens death
They were a vehicle for her own desire for power.
@@everythinggoodsfeckingtaken completely agree. I don’t understand why this thing wasn’t explicitly addressed in the show, I think it would have added a lot more depth to the character, in a similar way to Breaking Bad: in the end Walter admits that what he did wasn’t really for his family, but for himself.
The notion Cersei loved her children is the biggest lie ever lmao, cant believe so many people bought it
She saw them as an extension of herself, thats not love. If she loved Tommen she would see Margaery made him happy and left the Tyrells alone
“To be honest, I never really cared about Elia Martell,” Oberyn chuckled to The Mountain
Her children or otherwise
Oberyn kinda forgot about his sister
“If you think this is gonna have a happy ending you haven’t been paying attention” Ned Stark exclaimed to King Robert in regards to the Targaryen girl.
@@Lite727 nah it was said by Ramsey to thion
**canned laughter**
"To be honest, I never really cared about those chickens"
-Sandor Clegane
''To be honest, I never really cared about baking pies''
Hot Pie in season 8 of Game of Thrones
The true villain
Basically Lord Manderly in the books, if you know you know
🤣
@Ammoniumbicarbonat LOL. Better pies than Hot pie's pies
Oh no, that broke my heart
"To be honest i never really liked torturing people" - Ramsey Bolton
Innocent or otherwise 🙏❤️🤣
Lol
Ramsay was always a big softie who was forced to do terrible things to get his father’s approval.
omg how could they butcher my fav like that
"To be honest I never really cared if harry put his name in the goblet," whispered dumbledore calmly
Made me laugh, nice.
🏆😂😂 brilliant
You think ur happy?
Whispered Dumbledore, calmly or otherwise
Hahaha
"To be honest, i never really cared about finding the breastplate stretcher"
Lancel Lannister
GODS what a stupid name
underrated 😂
"To be honest, I never really cared about the one ring"
Gollum, if LotR written by D&D
😂
Sauron :" Me either"
Right, because Tolkien didn't write around 1200 pages of a convoluted story around the power and might of Sauron just to have Frodo throw the ring in the Volcano and never get to see Sauron?
@@latronix-omnigenus Lol first of all, how you come to think that the story of LoTR is in any way convoluted is beyond me. Secondly, it was stated very early on that the point of the journey is to PREVENT Sauron from coming back, Frodo throwing the ring into Mount Doom is literally their ultimate goal. Lastly, it was pretty obvious that the "power and might" of Sauron refers to his armies, not Sauron himself. If anything, the story revolves more around the power of the One Ring , which has its own sentience and is not directly controlled by Sauron.
"To be honest I didn't really care about making myself immortal anyway"
Voldemort if D and D wrote Harry Potter
„What‘s she like down there“ feels like that one dialogue option in a story- based game that immediatly gets you minus points for that relationship
‘Jamie’ disliked that.
‘Jamie’ will remember that.
watch you'r tongnue m8 or azu... cersei will come down and show you some next level broken-bone-bending
It's such a weirdly derogatory line too. It's like he hates Brienne or something. Combined with him mocking her virginity previously, it's like Tyrion turned into some low IQ frat bro or something, embarrassing.
@@SerMattzio Yes he acted like an absolute a hole! Remembering how respectful he was to honorable people.
@@HikariPrime I like where you are going with this!
Tyrion: "...And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?"
Gary Oldman: "EEEEVERYOOOOONE!!"
No one in Westeros cares what the audience thinks what the Best Story is.
@@WWESVRGAMER No one in Westeros cares about someone's story when they elect the king.
@@Сайтамен except the ones who are choosing.
@@WWESVRGAMER Why the hell does it matter what story the king has? How does help him to rule the kingdom?
@@Сайтамен Experience in life and the lessons learned
"To be honest, i never really cared about minerals"
- Hank Schrader
HAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJ
Sounds like every StarCraft game ever.
💀💀
What is this? A crossover episode??
@@Mikerich_94 the national face of depression
"To be honest, I never really cared about the breastplate stretcher"
-Lancel who dedicated his life to the breastplate stretcher after King Robert ordered him to.
"To be honest, I never cared much about honor"
-Ned if he lived to Season 8
@@KaiHung-wv3ul God imagine what they would've done with Ned if he lived till season 8.... Kinda makes me glad he died lol
That was Lancel's last thought, before he got incinerated
@@KaiHung-wv3ul That one is kind of true though, as the very most honorable people literally don't care about their honor, they just are honorable. It's like dignity: you don't preserve or ruin it, you just have it or you don't, and nobody's opinion can change that.
@@Prophet_of_Colour Fair enough.
The line that Bran says to Sansa “you were so beautiful that night” should’ve been here. It’s so gross & insensitive even for a supposedly emotionless character like Bran.
I think this was to show that Bran can't see everything (or has any emotions or understands them) but of course they never elaborated so yes, without explanation, it was definitely a pointless, insensitive line.
It was creepy
Omg yes, I completely forgot about that because it's just so gross. Like.. why even make that a line of dialogue...
Bran knows about a wooden wheelchair that a Targ King made god knows how long ago. I think that he would know about what Ramsay did to her.
"You were so beautiful the night you got raped"
"To be honest, one can simply walk into Mordor"
- Lord Boromir Stark, 19 BBY
Samwell telling Tyrion he’s not mentioned in a song of ice and fire as some sort of hilarious punchline when it makes no sense to not mention him
If Samwell is Grand Maester, he has full authority to add Tyrion into the book.
This is what I hate most about the later seasons. Characters are ruined for one line of comic relief.
I wish Supercuts Delight mentioned that fact with the infamous Jaime line...It was written for a cheap laugh, nothing more. Disgraceful.
It would only make sense if Tyrion’s only contribution to the story/war was the Battle of Blackwater because they were already in the process of writing him out of history by giving the credit to Joffrey and Tywin. But not even mentioning how Tyrion was convicted of killing Joffrey, being the indirect cause of the death of a Prince of Dorne, suspected/confirmed to have killed Tywin, etc.? Beyond idiotic in-universe and beyond inept writing in real life
Like, damn. Did Tywin come back from the dead to write the book?
You know what? Scratch that. An undead Tywin walking in during the Council of the Hand would actually be a better ending than the one we got.
righttt!! that was such a shitty punchline
"To be honest, I never really cared about fighting or getting stronger"
- Goku if Dragon Ball was written by D&D
Lmfao
LMAO XD
😂😂😂
"goku kinda forgot he loves fighting and getting stronger"
So gintoki
“To be honest, I never cared about my honor. For capturing the Avatar or otherwise.”
-Zuko, if ATLA was written by D&D
Someone should totally make a "if D&D made Avatar: The Last Airbender" video/series.
"To be honest, I never really cared about my mother or anything"
-D&D Katara
"To be honest, I never really cared for this stupid little child" Tosses him to Luke. - Din Djarin written by D&D
"To be honest, I never really cared about Hogwarts" D&D Harry Potter
Zuko : "would you come back and take your rightful place on the throne?"
Iroh : "I dun wan it"
"To be honest , I never really cared about finding Nemo"
- Nemo's Dad
lol
"To be honest, I never really cared about my parents getting shot in that dark alley."
- Bruce Wayne
😂
😭
Are you still scared of the tiny flying mamels?
Cersei in the early seasons : a compelling villain that you just can't help but love to hate and hate to love
Cersei In s8 : 👁👄👁🍷 I want my elephants
Ah yes, such an interesting window
-cersei, season 8
@@Gaius_Arminius that’s literally all she did in the last 2 seasons, look out a window.
That's literally how my brain remembers her. Sipping fucking wine looking out a window angry or in deep thought looking evil and shit
Tbh in books she also was becoming more crazy with time
Where's My Elephant! Where's My Elephant Where's! My Elephant!
Ah yes, no one has a better story than Bran the Broken, who was left out for a whole season and you didn’t notice.
😂😂😂
Wow I really didn’t lmao. Which season was that?
@@HEYitzED sorry for the late reply but I believe it was season 5.. my gf and I recently rewatched the show so I think it was then
We did. It greatly improved his story's pacing.
Honestly his story in the last 4 seasons was just one of procrastination, then last-minute attempts at writing on the part of the writers. Kinda like they had no idea where to go with his story after the books, so they just didn't for season 5, and then when planning season 6, they realized they had forgotten to make literally any effort on Bran's story, so they kinda just threw something together and called it good
"To be honest, we never needed allies"
- Jon Snow
Quiburn: How Many people have you killed?
Jamie: I don’t know…
Quiburn: How many people you saved? ( Sarcastic)
Jamie: Half a million… The population of kings landing.
Quiburn: (Shocked by this)
Few years later:
Jamie: I don’t care about them. Innocent or otherwise.
That just shows you. He sacrificed his honor, gets mocked at by the people as “ Kingslayer, oathbreaker, man without honor” since he was A TEENAGER to save his people… But Nahhh he doesn’t care apparently.
D&D always like d-bag Jaime more than good guy Jaime for some reason.
Also, King's Landing somehow doubled in population to a million between Season's 3 and 8.
@@mythbuster43 I would assume it doubled due to refugees but they never explained that.
But he also tried to kill an innocent child and pushed him out a window. So there is that.
You know how teenage boys are, they be bored and random 🤪
"I'm the man who killed Jaime Lannister with a finger in the bum."
- Euron, probably
It’s a terrible, stupid line from Euron, but Jaime’s facial reaction never fails to make me laugh
What a brutal way to die. To be sodomised to death by Euron Greyjoy.
Man forgot he had actually killed a dragon.
She was looking kinda dumb ...
Atleast he knows how to use the pointy end
Honorable mention has to go to Sam's line at the end about Tyrion not being mentioned in the book the maester wrote about the war. How could such a book even be written without mentioning him? His kidnapping arguably set off the whole thing and he was Hand two separate times ...
Oh God that line is so cringe because you know they wrote it just for a nonsensical "lol funy" joke at Tyrion's expense.
It fails at every level. Nonsensical, humiliates Tyrion even further, doesn't fit Sam's character AND it's not even funny either!
this one makes the top 5 easily
Dude, they could’ve had it be his book description. That would’ve been a nice reference and illustrate how history is warped depending on who the victor is. But that would’ve been paying homage to a good story that they ruined and require too much thought. Ugh.
It makes no sense that he wasn’t in the book. He was accused, tried, and found guilty of assassinating a king! Not just any king but his NEPHEW! A kin king slaying dwarf is the perfect scapegoat, it draws the attention away from how terrible Joffrey was. Tyrion would be a revisionist Pro-Joffrey/Tywin historian’s wet dream.
Agreed. It is a call back to the beginning of season 3 I guess when Varys tells Tyrion that he won’t be mentioned in the history books. But that was a reference to the defense of Kings Landing. What a stupid stupid call back. D & D should oooofff themselves.
Yeah that definitely t3 for me, just because it comes so close to the end and sums up how little the writers cared at that point and how little they expected the audience to care. Him being captured pretty much started the whole thing. He was Hand of the King, fought at the Battle of the Blackwater and organised the defence of the city, then he was Master of Coin. He married Sansa Stark. He was accused of murdering the fucking king(pretty big one), went on trial for that murder and made a big grand speech that many people witnessed(the sort of thing that would be recorded by Maesters). He demanded trial by combat and there was a legendary fight between one of the most notorious and vicious killers and another legendary fighter/killer.. He escaped and murdered his own father, the hand of the king and one of the powerful and influential men in the entire kingdom, this caused the queen to place a bounty on him. He then became Hand to another queen who destroyed King's Landing and finally made another big speech that ended up with him practically choosing the next fucking king. HOW do you get through the whole story without mentioning any of this. At that point they had stopped making the show to appear to the sort of people that would care to think for 2 secs about that.
"To be honest I never really loved Dany"
-Jorah Mormont
Sacrilegious!
You can see the disgust on Peter Dinklage’s face when he had to say “And who has a better story than Bran the broken.” 😂😭
I thought you were dead
Like Game of Thrones
Peter Dinklage is defending the season vehemently lately. I think the work there took a toll on his intellect irl aswell
@@alvilssovas9564 is he? I saw some of the Interviews he Was doing when season 8 aired and he looked genuinly depressed about it
@@alvilssovas9564 he look like he has a gun to his head though lol
@@dr.park-inson8565 yes it there. Samwell Tarly actor says the same. That it's not bad etc.
Euron in the books: Potentially the biggest threat South of the Wall. Became/remains king due charisma, intelligence and unpredictability , subtly removing threats to his power ASAP (hires an assassin to kill one brother long before he arrives, captures one brother who could start an uprising immediately after becoming king, buys off the lieutenants of a rebellious brother/send that brother off on a Suicide mission, and “marries” his niece off to a supporter to derive her of support), and steeping in the dark arts including having a horn that can control dragons.
Euron in the show: Ramsay Snow, sex crazed frat bro edition. Became King by making d*ck jokes, let his niece/nephew steal his fleet out from under him (I guess he left the keys in the ignition) and his only goal is becoming Cersei’s boy toy
This is so accurate it makes me angry.
There was so much missed out of Euron story on the show, who as a character visited so many places more than anyone in Westeros did. He went to the ruins of Valyria. He's supposed to have taken a dragon horn from there. On the show Euron never got to talk about anything he'd seen on his travels. IMHO his story is better than Bran's.
His ship is full of his mutes bastard sons
I still remember when I read that Euron chapter in Winds of Winter years ago. It was so creepy and eerie. Dumb and Doofenshmirtz always disappoint me.
Euron in the books may be the closest thing to a human incarnation of evil. D&D got bullied by some frat guys in college and never got over it, so that's what they decided was the human embodiment of evil.
"Start your own house"
I kinda expected Greyworm to ask: "And how THE F*CK should we do that?!"
Ahhh...it's so stupid, it hurts 😂🥲
It just doesn't make sense in any way. How does an army form a house?
Also they go to a fucking island where they will die. Like I don't exactly remember how but the air is poisonous if you weren't born there or some shit like that.
@@javigd96 I think I read somewhere that the butterflies on Naath carry some sort of disease or something, unless you were born there like you said and are therefore naturally resistant to the disease. This is why no foreigners try to conquer the place and the butterflies are the only real defense mechanism the people of Naath need to stay safe.
House cockless
@@koshea44 This is D&D canon, some of the most formidable warriors on the planet all probably died choking on their own blood and vomit because they just kinda forgot about the fucking butterflies.
"To be honest, I'm against bloodshed at weddings"
- Walder Frey
"To be honest I never really cared much for family"
- Dominic Toretto, Fast and Furious 8, by D&D
You missed one: Brienne saying " Fuck Loyalty " to Jaime in S07E07 when her whole charachter and storyline is based on her loyalty to Catelyn and her daughters.
If not worse, it is as bad as Jaime saying he doesn't care for the innocent.
Brienne’s a hypocrite. She killed Stannis, her liege Lord.
@@gfilmer7150 after stannis killed her original liege lord (in the show)
@@JahanMisra Stannis was the heir Storm’s End and heir to The Throne. Renly a pretender King, a usurper, and he was committing treason.
@@gfilmer7150 But that's not hypocrisy because she always chose to support Renly from the beginning. And continued to do so after Renly died. That's just plain loyalty.
@@Lord_Of_Night Yeah, loyalty to a man who committed treason by going against Stannis. Not to mention, Stannis was THE last legitimate Baratheon at the time and Brienne killed him. She killed the last living lord of the House she was a banner man of.
"To be honest I never really cared about Lilly,"
-Severus Snape
😂
lol
To be fair
number 10 "I don't know how to use it" is a more poetic way of saying she's no fighter or swordsman, not that she literally doesn't know how to use a knife lol
You forgot what Arya said after that. She said stick them with the pointy end. Does sansa didn't clarify what she was saying or Arya didn't understand what sansa was trying to say? And the scene ends. Maybe she should have given her some tips regarding knife use if what you're saying is true.
@@gundukamble3383 Well, Arya's answer can actually be a poetic way of saying "it's better than nothing". Is obviously a cheap call back to S1, but still, works
@@gundukamble3383it means that Arya explain that it's not that hard to fight
Jon told Arya to stick them with the pointy end when he gave her Needle in Season 1.
Grey worm : "You can't do that"
Bran : "Yes I can, I am king"
"Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king" -Tywin Lannister
tywin: YOU'RE MY DAUGHTER
any man who must say you're my daughter is no true father
Ragnar disagrees
I mean it is pretty smart. Tywin proved that bran is no true king and the real villain in the end of game of thrones
@@godemperorofmankind3.091this actually makes sense
@@zacorton8919 it makes sense because Tywin ran his family like a business..Cirsie was more an asset than a daughter.
I love the mad queen arc. She's evil because she "kind of forgot" that she was a hero
She's not mad, she just has dementia. She forgot about the Greyjoys too.
Thank god he was killed before that ! I could definitely imagine dumb and dumber making him say that
It's because she is a tArGaRYeN~~
I think she had always shown murderous and hypocritical tendencies. I find her pretty annoying and I liked that she eventually showed how bad she could be when given the power
@@WAZOOMA Very few had an issue with what she did. It's just that the plot was rushed. Dany was always about protecting the weak and her doing a 180 for shock value made no sense. We should have been given a reason for her to turn on the people of King's Landing which actually would have been easy to do. Dany always had this us vs them, black & white thinking and especially in the books she is furiously protective of her own people. In the books she hasn't lost any of the Dothraki who bent the knee at the end of book/season 1 or any of the Unsullied really. In book 5 she loses one Unsullied and is absolutely crushed. Her dragon supposedly killing one random person ends with her locking her dragons up. On her way to Mereen she took down every single crucified slave and buried them. This is how she operates. I strongly believe that in the books her reasoning for burning down King's Landing will take us back to the speech she made before she hatched her dragons: "Those who would harm you will die screaming". She could try taking King's Landing the way she took Mereen by sneaking in the Unsullied to arm the civilians against the masters. But in King's Landing the peasants would turn on her forces and have them killed at the square. This would emphasize that the people of King's Landing are "them", not "us". Considering how in the show Dany had non-white forces they could have easily included themes of racism which would have forced Dany to choose a side and see the Westerosi as an enemy. This imo would have been the best way to do it since it strucks a chord with the BLM themes and the viewers would have been just as conflicted as Dany by understanding her reasoning yet also being horrified about the mass murder she committed.
*"I'm the man who killed Jaime Lannister"*
Yeah, no one's gonna know that though, but you did something FAR more impacting... you _literally killed a flipping Dragon._ Rhaegal was far greater than Jamie as an opponent.
And the Rhaegal kill was more impressive, despite it being assisted by a ballista. Aiming one from the deck of a rocking boat, at a flying, moving target that’s hundreds of feet away and nailing it on your first try is a legendary feat.
But that scene isn’t meant to show Euron as an incredibly competent and dangerous threat. No it’s purpose is only to shock the viewer, get them mad about Rhaegal’s death, then point that anger at the convenient straw-villain that is Show Euron.
that scene is when i knew how badly rushed the final season was, like it angered me inside to see it happen
@@davidphillips-zee1083 if they ever finish the books and readapt it ppl are gonna be so terrified by book Euron lmao.
If those assholes actually fixed their writing and stretched the ending over two seasons as HBO offered, Euron might've ended up as a good character, and we might've given him credit for his wins.
breaker of the fourth wall
For number 10 Sansa saying she doesn’t know how to use a dagger, remember when she tried to hide the blood on her mattress? She used a knife and literally stabbed the mattress multiple times
It’s still Hilarious how DnD rushed and butchered the show so they can start work on other projects like star wars, just for them to be kicked off almost all projects after the last season aired 😂
Hilarious? Its called poetry justice.
@@theboomotherfucker "It rhymes."
Dumb & Dumber should never be allowed to work in the entertainment industry again. Unfortunately, they have enough money to laugh at that statement. But they also have a lot of ego, so I hope it hurts at least a little bit.
More like depressing
It's like dumping your long time girlfriend because you are in love to a new hot chick that come in town only to find out that she is married
"To be honest, I never cared about the innocents"
-Daenerys
Oh wait, that one is actually true according to season 8
I DON'T WANT IT. SHE'S MY QUEEN.
...
Oh hi Mark!
LOL
Underrated comment ! XD
😂😂😂
equally bad writing in last seasons as this movie
🤣😂😆
“Slaughter every child you see, but harm no man who holds a whip”
- Dany after acquiring the Unsullied
The entire Jon and Arya reunion was SO disappointing to me 😭 I was looking forward to it so much for 7 seasons, and it was so off and cold and dumb. The Jon/Sansa reunion was way more emotional which makes NO SENSE 🤷🏼♀️
Right? All they need to do was play the Stark song while they hugged and have no words, aside from Jon maybe finally shedding some tears or something.
I’d actually let the “finger in da bum” one slide cuz it’s so bizarre and out of nowhere I can’t help but laugh. Plus Jamie’s reaction is gold
That line is only cringe if one is familiar with book Euron, imo
I just hated Urine’s stupid face. He definitely more annoying than he is intimidating. Jaime could have taken his head off at that moment, or anytime pretty easily. At least how the character was built on the show.
@@Edmures_rampant_manhood Book Euron is actually frightening.
I read it a couple of years ago but I remember that his crew on the ship were all mutes and he was exceptionally cruel to anyone he has come across (including family members)
Series Euron is not menacing, just a cheeky wanker lol
@@Edmures_rampant_manhood Book Euron: Psychotic one-eyed magician pirate lord & savvy politician with Valyrian steel armor addicted to a drink that lets him see the future trying to bring about the literal apocalypse
Show Euron: Simp with a magic teleporting fleet who likes to stick his finger in da bum
@@Boobalopbop "Urine" LMAOOOOOOO I'm using that now, thank you! That will be my new name for show!Euron because he's definitely there just to take the piss.
"Why do you think I came all this way" is the most teeth-mashingly angry I've ever been at a TV show. Bran admitted to having foresight of 9/11 and having the ability to prevent it, but did nothing since it benefitted him to sit home.
@chair shot to the head So he contradicted himself moments later. Or, he's just that much of a diabolical idiot and waited for the moment (that he probably saw coming) where someone would suggest he be king.
@ndep93 Agree. Bran was a Lil shit😂
haHA YESS
That crazy line just kills me!
I still laugh when Bronn laughs at Dickon’s name. That laugh is just perfect.
It's just the collective sad laughter of everyone who worked on the show when they read the scripts D&D wrote for seasons 7 and 8
I think in medieval times, it would make sense to have a name like Dickon. It's like D&D forgot they wrote a medieval time story, oh wait, they already forgot what the hell were they doing
It's just another in the litany of brainless dick jokes that the later seasons of GoT had devolved to, but yeah, Jerome Flynn sells it with his reaction. Anything good in those later seasons is due to the acting and the production crew trying to salvage what they can from the mess of a story and script.
@@maliziosoeperverso1697 Another good point. The writers continually, suddenly, introduce new things late in the story and just presume the audience will accept them. Predetermined rules suddenly being overturned is ridiculous
Biggus Dickus
the last line of this show is "I once brought a jackass and a haneycomb into a brothel..."
Don’t remind me
Start of a bad joke ..
Fitting, like the show, a bad joke that never ends
That. THAT is my #1. I was just like, "thats it? THATS the end? thats the LAST LINE OF THE SHOW?!" omfg who decided that was a good idea-
“To be honest, I never cared much for Padmé.”
- Anakin Skywalker, written by D&D
“To be honest, I really like sand”
-Anakin Skywalker
''To be honest, I never really cared about Hodor''
-Bran, sitting on his throne with a smirk
Oh wait. That one's true
I never thought i would say this but I am glad Sean bean, Richard madden, Charles dance, Michelle fairly did not make it to the final seasons. They were saved from saying stupid lines, amost all their dialogues remain hard-hitting, thoughtful, loyal to their characters, and thus memorable.
I feel like Dance would've read the script and just said "No." and force them to rewrite it until it's worth his time.
even Stephen dillane and Natalie dormer
But damn did I wanna see Fairley all zombified as Lady Stoneheart.
The characters just became like parody versions of themselves.
Or even Oberyn
My least favorite line of all is "Dany kinda forgot the Iron Fleet."
I can't forget that no matter how much I try.
@@premiumheadpats4150 dude I've tried so hard
or "was basically the end of the dothraki"..... 10 minutes later at least half of them are well and fine..... also dany made ALL of them her bloodriders... you know sworn to avenge her death. and they casually walk past jon without reaction
Dude anytime someone says "I kinda forgot etc etc" I go thru it all over again
''To be honest, I never really cared about my family and its financial status''
- Walter White if he made it to S8
He literally never cared about his family. By the time we reach the 5th episode of Breaking Bad, he flat out chooses to reject Gretchen and Elliot's money out of his own pride, and decides to be a meth cook. A more accurate interpretation would be "To be honest, I never really cared about chemistry".
He literally admits in the last episode that he did it for himself. If he did it for his family and not for his ego, he would just take Grey Matter deal.
@@TeaDrinker3000 he did it about himself, doesn't make him not care or hate his family but yeah
“I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.”
-Walter White, “Felina” S5xE16
It’d be more accurate to say “To be honest, I never really cared about the chemistry”
This is the moment Walter White became mentally diseased--oh wait...
"killing a dragon
"You are my Queen, I don't know what else I can say"
Apparently, the writers don't too, Jon
Jon was such a great man at the end of season 6. I even admired his character. Then they made him (and almost everyone else) stupid, and gave him a stupid ending.
@@senorkaktusz5940 Yeah, D&D surprisingly didn't completely butcher Jon's character until season 7
" To be honest, I never really cared about power "
- Palpatine
"Especially unlimited power. Pouah, me?! I'd much rather bake cupcakes"
-Palpatine
You mean the Senate right
"To be honest, I love democracy"
- Palpatine
"To be honest, I was never actually hateful"
Darth Sidious, who canonically hates every emotion except hatred and willfully hates everything except hate out of spite for them all not being hatred
“And who had a better story than Bran the Broken…”
King Robert comes out of nowhere: “Gods, what a stupid name”
*Lancel running around in the background still looking for the breastplate stretcher*
season 1 vibes
😢
😂😂
Bran the wheely wheely legs no feely
“WHERES THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER?!!!”
Sandor Clegane to Sansa : "look at me. Stannis is a killer, the Lannisters are killers, your father was a killer, your brother is a killer, your sons will be killers someday. The world is built by killers. so you better get used to looking at them."
Arya Stark to Jon Snow, 6 years later : "I know a killer when I see one."
I actually prefer Anakin’s sand line from star wars over most of these.
These lines are coarse and rough and irritating and they're everywhere.
I was thinking “sandstorms are ….. very…… very………. Dangerous”
That line is a masterpiece then…
I'm actually glad that happened. It became quite the lovable meme.
@@premiumheadpats4150 to the point that even in the comics Vader doesn't hide the fact that he hates desert planets
This is actual therapy. Years have passed and still in shock as to how much they dropped the ball on a great show 💔
I feel so bad for all the people working on this show. I remember seeing a behind the scenes clip of the actors reading their season 8 scripts, and the actor for Varys just so disappointed in the complete betrayal of his character.
every single actor on this show is a fucking victim for what they did to all of them in s8....
Seriously... I sometimes wished I was Arya but knew irl I'm Varys no doubt. To see what they did to him in season 8 and to hear him say all those idiotic things he'd never say... they butchered him, Tyrion, Jaime and basically all characters I loved. Except maybe Sandor. Was disappointed but way less and he did get time with Sansa and Arya so fine I can get over it.
I dont have much sympathy for the actors/actresses as any one of them could say “i refuse to work unless you fix the story”.
They chose money over the story. Same as D&D.
@antibull4869 you do realize.they are under contract right?
@MrBuns-yi2hk exactly lmao it's like Jamie Dornan in 50 Shaded of Gray or Pattinson and Stewart in Twilight. They wanted to quit soooo hard. Hated what they were doing. But contracts are a reality lol
“To be honest, I never really cared about my collection”
- General Grievous
“To be honest, I never really cared about my balls”
- The Unsullied
At least their balls won't freeze off.
“To be honest I never really cared much for them. Innocent or otherwise.”
In just one line, Dumb and Dumber took an entire character arch and destroyed it.
Also, I hated Jamie’s little “I did it all for Cersi” tangent in that episode too. So him finally standing up to her and leaving her went absolutely nowhere.
Jamie’s character development was the saddest death in the whole show
@@nicksladev2316 no danys was
@@ulollolmao8631 no jaime’s was because he changed the most during the course of the show and had a great redemption arc, but they ruined in the last season. That didn’t happen to Dany. Her character arc was pretty subtle.
@@nicksladev2316 she went from helping weak people to killing them out of nowhere you're delusional if you think that's the same as Jaime just saying he doesn't care about innocents
@@ulollolmao8631 you’re an idiot if you think she had a stronger arc then Jaime. She didn’t grow as a person as much as Jaime did in the show. My point is that Dany didn’t really have an arc to ruin she just had a bad arc. Jaime legitimately had the best arc in the show, he went from bad Prince Charming to good guy who regretted his actions and tried to make up for them. The writers threw that out the window just like Jaime did to Bran.
Please try and tell me what Dany’s arc was before season 7-8. Exactly she wasn’t even that great of a character. Jaime was far better written so having that destroyed was definitely a bigger letdown. Dany’s arc was rushed but she was supposed to become evil eventually, Jaime wasn’t supposed to act heartless and betray the good guys after all that he’s done to make up for his actions.
"To be honest i never cared for them, innocent or otherwise"
For just this one line, D&D should have been beaten by an angry mob of GoT fans.
Enraging.
Killed, even. No remorse. It’s all for the greater good.
I am probably giving them way too much credit, but I always read this line differently. Just like when he suddenly becomes a total asshole to Brienne in the end. I feel like at this point he's resigned himself to go and die for Cersei, and he actually hates himself for it. I think these lines to Brienne and Tyrion do two things: they express his bitterness with himself over not being able to "quit" Cersei even though he's now good enough to know he should. He has gone through so much growth and improvement, but in the end believes he'll still be remembered for this last act he can't stop himself from. Secondly, I believe that he's actively trying to make his loved ones hate him so they won't be so hurt by his death and final moral failure.
I dunno, like I said this may be putting way too much thought into it but I really don't think he literally means these things he's saying. It's a lot better to me anyway than believing that even these writers could abandon his character arc so completely.
@@deadsirius3531 you're giving the writers too much credit, yeah.
He literally said to Catelyn that he killed King Aerys partly because he committed atrocities against the people. D&D are unreal
“To be honest, I never really cared about my dragons” - Daenerys if she survived season 8.
"Why do you think I came all this way?" is, coming from the omniscient psycho who just watched a war crime take place, one of the most sinister lines in the whole show
that's just bad writing and isn't supposed to mean anything
@@manavendrasingh3414 unintentionally sinister
"The war, the murder, the misery. All of it because Robert Baratheon loved someone who didn't love him back" Never mind everyone believing Lyanna was kidnapped, the Mad King killing Rickard and Brandon Stark and telling Jon Arryn to send him the heads of Ned and Robert. Tyrion's intelligence fell off a cliff
Glad you agree on #2, It was physically painful to hear Jaime undo 8 years of character development in one line.
not even character development. character motivation. Jaime's largest defining trait at his introduction is him as the 'kingslayer' which he did in order to protect the people.
it would be so much better if to avoid the destruction of kingslanding by deanerys jaime had to kill Cersei and be the kingslayer again to protect the people. it would be waaaay more cathartic than what we got
I think he was being sarcastic.
“To be honest, I never really cared if those idiots helped their king.”
Olenna Tyrell
"She's hateful and so am I".
God what a STUPID fucking line. They did not want to stop until they completely butchered his fucking character.
That whole scene tbh
@@Datboy1991 yes 😩
@@summ.3433 This was silly. Jaime isn't hateful. He may have been arrogant and selfish but not hateful.
The best scene to properly explain Jaime would be when he threatens to catapult a child into a castle wall to end the siege of Riverrun, because he meant it.
You harm his family and he will do anything in his power to save them no matter the cost.
@@janellejulianajoy he was always a good man but some people judged him
Bronn: "What's double Riverrun?"
Tyrion: "Highgarden. You could be Lord of The Reach"
This line from Tyrion rubs me the wrong way far worse than anything else in S8. The way he says it and the fact that he clearly doesn't have any bargaining power in that moment. Bronn has no assurance that Tyrion can fulfil his promise. Also the fact that Tyrion somehow believes Highgarden hasn't been taken over by a new house. Or that Bronn would ever be accepted as its lord. And what truly pisses me off is the fact that he actually made good on his promise.
He could have easily said "The Twins", and I would have been happy. House Frey's keep seems fitting for Bronn, it's a scuzzy place, but also far more than a sellsword would deserve in his position.
@@lordolxinator Twins could be granted to Bronn actually. Riverrun is illogical because at this moment, Cersei doesn't have Riverrun. Cersei should offer Hornhill and Tyrion made Bronn lord of Twins after utility of Bronn and his mercenary company in Long Night. After the battle, Every commanders and soldiers awarded for his prowess. At this moment, Tyrion say Bronn "which castle do you want?" and Bronn jokingly say to Tyrion Cersei promised to Hornhill to assassinate you. What's double Riverrun? and Tyrion say Twins.
@@lordolxinator And twins = double.
Mind. Blown. 🌬️
And you know....the Reach?
Because the Tyrells weren't even the richest or the most powerful house in the Reach and now that they're gone,it's time for house Redwyne,Hightower or Rowan to be named warden of the south
To me it seems we were supposed to accept that every member of House Tyrell except Olenna was burned in the sept, and that now it’s just a bunch of peasants roaming around Highgarden waiting to be ruled by someone.
I thought Daenerys calling Sam the younger Tarly deserved an honorable mention as D&D clearly forgot the source material and completely erased the reason for Sam being in the Night's Watch and having his character arc to begin with
That one is really bad. They don’t even watch their own show, because the VERY season before he takes the family sword because he says it belongs to him. That’s why his father has so much contempt for him in the first place. If Dickon was the heir, Sam would still be in Hornhill.
@@ntandomandlamakwela1425 there's an interview where D&D forget Sam is a POV character in the books
@@jaimelannister1797 george forgot about theon being a Pov from 1998 to 2011 lol
@@WWESVRGAMER I think you completely missed the point. Theon was believed to be dead for several years while he was held prisoner and tortured in the dungeons of the Dreadfort. We didn't need a POV of this, we got all we needed to know from his flashbacks in aDwD. And the Boltons were waiting for the right moment to reveal Theon, which didn't really occur until aDwD. The fact that we didn't fully know what happened to Theon for several whole books was an intentional decision by Martin to build up the mystery, and it makes the reveal much more powerful than the extremely lazy and bland way that D&D handled the storyline by immediately showing everything that happened.
@@EndOfSmallSanctuary97 so it was a death fakeout? Good to know.
i just love how 90% of phrases are from S 7-8
Well no wonder, this two seasons are the ones that have the most bad writing.
I could've lived with Tyrion saying "who has a better story than Bran the Broken" if Bran had then responded with something like "you do", and then used his greensight to sum it up or something. That would've completely caught everyone off guard, that the "proposed candidate" now says the best option is the guy who is on trial. But oh well.
And remember how Greyworm allow him to not speak but Tyrion just smoothly speaking his opinion like always?
@@margarethmichelina5146 lmao yeah that shit was so funny 😂 such horrible writing
Your fuckin yt comment is a better idea for an ending then what two actual screen writers came up with 😂😂
Worst line in written history - “I know a killer when I see one!”
I literally laughed out loud when she said that💀
Not only was Arya absurdly cringe since her visit to Bravos, she was also the most pretentious and dim-witted character that tries to act like she's smart when she's not.
A perfect example of how timing matters. Had she said this in Ep 1 or 2, it would have been ok. Not great, but ok compared to the rest of the junk on this list
like she killed millions, everyone saw, and she s like i kNOw A KilLEr wHEn i SeE oNe. What the fuck. Timing was the only thing that mattered. If she said before that episode, it would have made some sense, even tho the show was dead.
Well, considering most of the main characters have killed at least SOMEONE, I guess she was just playing the odds at that point.
Favorite line: When you play the game of thrones, you either win or you die.
Worst line: Every line in season 8.
sHeS mY QuEeN
Ironically, the one who said the quotes died in a stupid way:
By a Brick of Walls while crying to not wanting to die
It's actually really sad that Cersei ceased to be a character in season 8. Just looking out windows. She had more lines in one episode in season 1 than she did in the entirety of season 8.
And season 7
What bothered me most about DnD's writing : Jon was established as the last of the Targaryens. Of all the people, JON had rightful claim to the throne. And Bran just shows up and is like, "Yoink!"
The one who makes the most sense to be king was thrown away for the one who least makes sense and I think DnD thought that was clever of them
Jon/Gendry seem to definitely be the most deserving of the throne. Those are the only two that seem to have any legitimate claim to it.
Plus, according to Tyrion’s criteria he should have been king anyway, since his story is way better than Bran’s
@@skylarjune1635 Probably.
More stupid it is that everyone is, oh nyo, Jon killed the queen if he stays he has to be executed. bitch, Jaime killed the mad king and was minted kingsguard again.
“Stick them with the pointy end” was a callback to a conversation between Jon and Arya when he gave her that sword all the way back in season 1/book 1, and it’s obvious that they tried to make it a cute and nostalgiac moment, but it was so forced and just made Sansa look a fool.
I think it'd have been fine if Sansa had just looked at the knife nervously, clearing trying to picture herself in a fight, and Arya says "Stick em with the pointy end" just as a "It's easier than you think" little bit of reassurance.
Which is... probably what they were going for, but "I don't know how to use it" confuses the landing.
“The same, sticky end!”
@@Mayeur000Donz that would be awesome
@@Mayeur000Donz You're right. The line isn't great, but it's not so bad if you don't take it literally. She's emphasizing she's not a fighter and has never stabbed anyone. Checks out. Arya knows what she means, even if Supercuts takes it straight literal. This should be swapped out for another.
@@NothingBesideRemains
Why not have her say "what do you expect me to do with this?!" - Sansa would deliver it in her usual arrogant tone and that she prefers others do the fighting on her behalf.
"I don't know how to use it" just made her sound like a tool.
"To be honest, I never really cared about justice."-Batman
Not to mention that all of this is Bran's fault because he went climbing after his mom told him not to, Bran has the highest kill count for the whole show
He also cursed a boy with down syndrome and destined him to sacrifice his life, as well as countless deaths by Aerys' hands.
I was thinking about this very fact this morning but then I remembered, the events of game of thrones would have likely played out the same in the first season whether bran saw Jamie and cersie or not. Remember, Lysa Arryn had already sent a letter to Ned and cat and Robert was asking Ned to be his hand before the incident. The only thing I can see brans fall doing for the main plot of season 1 is that it may have helped ned put the pieces together. I know catelyn also went to kings landing to inform ned of what she thinks she found after investigating brans fall site, but I still think things likely okay out the same. I believe ned still would have put the pieces together considering John Arryn was also able to figure it out.
@@themessenger2948this comment with no context is fucking gold
One of my all time favorite lines was during the Jaime/Brienne bath scene: "By what right does the wolf judge the lion?"
Such a powerful line.
And the reflection of Jamie in the bathtub showing the two sides of him...
“To be honest, I never really cared about burning them all.”
- Aerys Targaryen II
“To be honest, you know everything Jon Snow”
-Ygrette
Fun fact: season 8 is canonically just Dany’s nightmare showing her how wrong everything could go, and when she wakes up she knows not to make those same mistakes
even if she made every single smart decision starting with 7x01, her potential for madness is always there. and like jon says if she goes around melting castles, shes not different to her ancestors. just more of the same old shit.
@@godemperorofmankind3.091 I agree, she displayed the hints of Targaryen insanity as early as season two. Threatening to burn Qarth to the ground if they turned her away, and then later saying that what she cannot get she will take with fire and blood.
Or in Meereen when she started feeding random people to the very hungry Viserion and Rhaegal because they might be associated with the Sons of the Harpy and not even she knows if they're innocent or guilty. But obviously a starving dragon will eat everything put in front of them.
It's why I think the Mad Queen shit was always going to happen, but David and Dan just executed it somewhat poorly.
@@MaxPwnzer the season two line wasn’t really foreshadowing it though because she was starving and if they didn’t get into qarth they were going to die. she was desperate
@@ildtaw See, I'd believe that if she didn't threaten literally everyone when she didn't get her way
@@MaxPwnzer idk, so many male characters who were powerful and strong and honorable also killed, threatened, showed strength in violent ways, destroyed enemies and people who stood in their way, etc and no one thought they showed signs of insanity. If Dany didn’t do those things, she would have been seen as weak or too passive. It’s really apparent that when you re-watch the whole show, she wasn’t any more violent or crazy than Robb, Ned, Robert, or any of the men of Westeros. The only times where she seemed a little insane were when she walked into the fire, obsessed over dragon eggs, talked about her visions in dreams, etc…but then in those moments, she was right - and you could say it’s powerful, correct intuition and definitely not “kill the innocent even though we won” insanity energy
I found Bran's villain arc to be more funny than that of Daenerys. The way he encourages Theon to die fighting the white walkers convinced me that that crippled kid was definitely holding a grudge.
The show doesn't reveal too much about his predecessor but it seems clear to me that becoming the Three Eyed Raven turns the person into kind of a dick.
Well... I never thought of it, but it would have work so much better as a villain arc. It just doesn't even feel like that
I mean you can see it like that but really giving D&D the credit to create a subtil subtext is already way too much they just wanted to make it heroic for Theon, epic for Bran
@@fragsties4118
Are you suggesting that season 8 was anything less than a masterpiece?
Even Emilia Clarke claimed it was the best season ever without the slightest hint of irony or sarcasm.
@@bUrRiEdaLiVe6
I agree with you but I still like to imagine Bran as the Mister Glass of Game of Thrones.
@@jricks3909 nothing's warmer than Charles Dance smiling at realizing he had the last badass death at the right moment
Bran is that kid from a small town who's the first in his family to go to college and then acts like a smug know-it-all towards his relatives during Thanksgiving dinner.
"Who has a better story than Bran the Broken?"
80% of the characters that reached the final episode alive 💀
When Tyrion started that speech I honestly thought he was talking about Jon Snow, or even Sansa.
Ilyn Payne too
My headcanon (but really, more of a coping mechanism) is that Tyrion's descent into depression and alcoholism between seasons 4 and 5 impacted his brain functioning on a neurological level, and that's why he stops being a cunning intellectual from then onwards.
lol i love this headcanon
It's interesting. As a depressed former alcoholic (don't drink) I could see that.
Watching this list really put into perspective how much they assassinated his character especially. He was my favorite because he was cunning and brilliant but they spend the last two seasons giving him one liners that don't land and making him make horrible decision after horrible delusional decision....
Good way to cope.
13:39 "You are my queen... I don´t know what else I can say"
no dialogue. Just a cry for help from Jon xD
This deserves wayyyyy more likes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lightning MuhQeen
@@iliayriev9256 yo that's the funniest comment I've read in a while lol
Man, my sides hurt🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I just want to dropkick him out of his wheelchair..." Lmao that's how I felt too!
Lol where was that clip from?
“To be honest I never really cared about being the rightful king” - Stannis