Chris Rock - Women's Platonic Friends

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  • @TheNotoriousFonzy
    @TheNotoriousFonzy 8 років тому +4464

    Hahaha "He's been in your house, He's ate your food, he's drank your wine! AND HE SHALL BETRAY YOU ! " 😂😂😂

    • @UnexpectedWonder
      @UnexpectedWonder 6 років тому +14

      The Notorious Fonzy Lol. The emphasis.

    • @samfisher2306
      @samfisher2306 6 років тому +12

      The Notorious Fonzy epic lol

    • @mymarkis666
      @mymarkis666 6 років тому +78

      Yep, women don't feel any type of guilt or remorse for their actions!

    • @janisstrazdins3367
      @janisstrazdins3367 6 років тому +49

      it works both ways...you have been in your next girlfriends current boyfriend house :)

    • @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
      @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 6 років тому +7

      Noone laughed at that. Disappointed

  • @JoePiervincentiWorld
    @JoePiervincentiWorld 7 років тому +5187

    The secret to becoming a great comedian is to talk about the Truth in a delightful way. ;-)

    • @EladLavyUzan
      @EladLavyUzan 6 років тому +24

      true that

    • @peachout6227
      @peachout6227 6 років тому +58

      Or make it bitterer like George Carlin.

    • @johndoe45678
      @johndoe45678 6 років тому +32

      Right you are matey (Dave Chappelle, George Carlin and all the other legends).

    • @5at5una
      @5at5una 5 років тому +6

      @@johndoe45678 or psychotic way like bill burr

    • @blizzardbk
      @blizzardbk 5 років тому +3

      Yeah in a delightful way for White America to digest the bold truth i might add

  • @theylivewesee1674
    @theylivewesee1674 8 років тому +7104

    this isn't comedy, it's life learning

    • @patrickeh696
      @patrickeh696 5 років тому +8

      If one is a sub-human

    • @rectifyx2779
      @rectifyx2779 5 років тому +61

      @@patrickeh696 ok calm down

    • @yushiine2452
      @yushiine2452 5 років тому

      True indeed

    • @patrickeh696
      @patrickeh696 5 років тому +5

      @@rectifyx2779 What ARE you blathering on about?

    • @YasminAbdull
      @YasminAbdull 5 років тому +11

      They should listen to this truth....answers many questions to many of societies problems.

  • @franzbarowsky5784
    @franzbarowsky5784 11 років тому +3666

    knowledge + intelligence + humour + funny accent = CHRIS ROCK.

    • @Kadenxe
      @Kadenxe 6 років тому +80

      one of the most brilliant comedians ever..

    • @meredithgery7616
      @meredithgery7616 6 років тому +25

      legend

    • @insanity4462
      @insanity4462 6 років тому +30

      And still he got assraped during his divorce in court. Women are serious business.

    • @hutchthervil9730
      @hutchthervil9730 5 років тому +3

      Franz Barowsky 💯

    • @babysenpai3883
      @babysenpai3883 3 роки тому +2

      Plus beautiful smile & face

  • @darkoneforce2
    @darkoneforce2 10 років тому +4492

    Almost 20 years old and still true.

    • @br3ak_
      @br3ak_ 6 років тому +145

      It will always be true, and everyone knows it. It's just that guys are aware of it, while girls lie to themselves so they can keep their "platonic friends" while in a relationship.

    • @IronMan-tk8uc
      @IronMan-tk8uc 6 років тому +60

      This is the kind of thing that will never be old, it'll happen until the end of times.

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 5 років тому +7

      Then maybe men shouldn't be so pathetic so we can have platonic friends.

    • @jcyoung5854
      @jcyoung5854 4 роки тому +8

      @@MrGamelover23 one you can't speak for every dude because it's different for others. Two, some dudes have platonic friends (that they don't want to fuck) but if we're generalizing as a collective then no.
      That may be your case but it's definitely not mine

    • @rismofyhope1654
      @rismofyhope1654 4 роки тому

      @@br3ak_ i wanted to like your comment but the likes are at 69 so i guess i'll just leave it that way.

  • @ProAssassin63
    @ProAssassin63 7 років тому +2095

    His words make me laugh and depressed at the same time

    • @CGBalla1014
      @CGBalla1014 5 років тому +61

      The Mad Titan it’s not the “one” they are sad about. It’s the fact that the idea of “romantic love” is an illusion and this is really how human beings of this day and age act in their relationships. That in itself is depressing. Also, you typed out “billions of other bitches you can fuck.” How does this not sound depressing?

    •  5 років тому +16

      Mr.Tweezy007 - Hard to answer that without knowing where you’re at in your Red Pill journey. Short answer is, realize that you’re factually a living breathing success story, the culmination of a genetic line that has never been broken since the dawn of time. You’re a man, and even though you may not feel like it, you’re more than equipped to build your life into anything you wish, you have that instinct. Women generally don’t have that...they don’t have the instinct to build or create, most instinctively manipulate and consume. Men aren’t on this planet to be comfortable or even content, we can be if we want...but most men aren’t happy in those states. How many good movies/stories have you seen about men who were comfortable and content...none right? We tell stories of men who’ve gone through hell for something they really want, not about men who’ve been given everything in life because a life that’s handed to us isn’t a life worth living.
      Find your purpose in life, focus on it, invest in yourself and you will develop a mindset that prevents you from slipping into depression. You won’t be vulnerable to females’ Narcissistic fuckery and their divorce-rape manipulations. No woman can tool a man who’s on his purpose.
      Read Way of the Superior Man by David Deida, anything by Robert Greene, The Rational Male by Rollo Tomassi, and other books that help us men get our heads right. If you really want to get deep check out The Power Of Now by Eckhart Tolle. I know that was a long-winded answer and hopefully you already know most of it. Stay Red Pilled, don’t go Black Pill, focus on your purpose, enhance your SMV, guard your feelings, guard your money, never marry, never have kids (with a woman anyway, adopt or pay for a surrogate) and you’ll be ok. Oh, and watch Fight Club...it’s awesome and hugely insightful.

    • @thelord5214
      @thelord5214 5 років тому +7

      felt this comment

    • @flyswatter45
      @flyswatter45 5 років тому +11

      @The Mad Titanthe red pill can be bitter

    • @bluemanno7901
      @bluemanno7901 2 роки тому +7

      Coming back to old Chris Rock videos since the slap and I feel you. I'm actually not like the men he's describing but it's depressing for him to remind me how most women are like.

  • @aurevoiralex
    @aurevoiralex 9 років тому +1433

    This may be the truest thing I've ever heard about women... I'm throwing my hands up, Chris! :)

  • @kennethbailey6634
    @kennethbailey6634 2 роки тому +186

    Here is the great irony of will. He can make a 100 movies. But you can never have the impact on people the way a great comedian has. And Chris was already a legend. And Rock saved the Academy and brothers reputation by his class. That was Godly composure.

    • @MrBon3sz
      @MrBon3sz 2 роки тому +16

      Bruh you're right. The amount of control and strength it takes to maintain your frame after getting slapped in front of millions is beyond me and Chris did it 🙌🏾 💪🏾

    • @kennethbailey6634
      @kennethbailey6634 2 роки тому +3

      Thank you!

    • @mortalkomment8028
      @mortalkomment8028 2 роки тому +3

      Chris stood there like a mountain.

  • @mossechris
    @mossechris 9 років тому +1081

    "2... 2....2.... no no no 2... 2...2... whoo..... I guess that's how you was raised" lmao funny everytime I hear it

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 6 років тому +19

      C Mos He’s so ignint🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @VwapTrader
      @VwapTrader 5 років тому +10

      @@msthang5366 He's speaking FACTS. Come inside Felicia, so I can blow that back out and then say, BYE FELICIA

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 5 років тому +2

      Vwap Trader2019 NERP!!!
      I am not a cum rag!!
      #Bloop

    • @cetti4405
      @cetti4405 4 роки тому

      C Mos, me too... that line is so deep!

    • @toyota60305
      @toyota60305 3 роки тому +1

      can somebody tell what did this mean?

  • @rafaelmdiaz11
    @rafaelmdiaz11 3 роки тому +303

    You can tell Chris adapted that back and forth movements from the greats. Don't stand still for too long. Engage the audience make them follow you on stage. Cool !

    • @Mindphaser1
      @Mindphaser1 3 роки тому +11

      I think he learned especially from George Carlin

    • @Iron-Bridge
      @Iron-Bridge 2 роки тому +2

      Yup. Good catch.

    • @fercho2040
      @fercho2040 2 роки тому +4

      I always thought he was just really energetic.

    • @brmbkl
      @brmbkl 2 роки тому +14

      it's to make it harder for the sniper

    • @marcoevans2155
      @marcoevans2155 2 роки тому +5

      @@brmbkl - or another celebrity to smack him

  • @wugsayhello
    @wugsayhello 5 років тому +307

    Its crazy how ahead of his time he was. It’s better to watch his specials as time goes on, probably because the truth is easier to swallow with age lol

    • @jculver1674
      @jculver1674 3 роки тому +11

      This show in particular has aged like fine wine.

    • @coals6262
      @coals6262 3 роки тому +10

      Ahead of his time? this is human history from probably the existence of humanity.

    • @0010-q8h
      @0010-q8h Рік тому +1

      It's not that he's ahead of his time, it's more less there was no social media back then to expose it.

    • @coldhardtruth333
      @coldhardtruth333 Рік тому

      How is’t ahead of his time when this is human nature ..

  • @Gangstabob716
    @Gangstabob716 8 років тому +3489

    Chris Rock nailed it, hilarious, but i cringed at how true that is....

    • @freema9246
      @freema9246 7 років тому +10

      Gangstabob716 that is not true, y'all just upset he was actually talking about men! look at all these predators out here being exposed now. they burning down all these oversexed powerhouse fuckers now!

    • @badi1072
      @badi1072 6 років тому +197

      Free Ma, Calm down you feminist.

    • @iwanttosuckyouoffand9437
      @iwanttosuckyouoffand9437 6 років тому +5

      Gangstabob716 stfu cheater Pats fan

    • @sadbravesfan
      @sadbravesfan 5 років тому +97

      @@freema9246 I cringed because my ex is now with the guy who was "just a softball teammate"

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 5 років тому

      Gangstabob716 told all our secrets and shit

  • @MikeAbundo1
    @MikeAbundo1 11 років тому +3131

    Losers call it the friendzone. Winners call it the glass case.

    • @LutherBottrill
      @LutherBottrill 5 років тому +34

      Alright, Donald Trump

    • @WCBProductions
      @WCBProductions 5 років тому +185

      @@LutherBottrill Alright, irrelevant political bullshit associator

    • @4Mikes4Mindset4
      @4Mikes4Mindset4 5 років тому +73

      Either way you end up pussy-less, dummy

    • @MrIrish1
      @MrIrish1 5 років тому +19

      He called it both tho

    • @VentDeux
      @VentDeux 4 роки тому +14

      @@MrIrish1 was gonna say thing. He literally called it both. This was such a terrible joke.

  • @staceyjones1000
    @staceyjones1000 5 років тому +348

    "Incase of emergency, break glass" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @paulofelipebbraga9634
      @paulofelipebbraga9634 3 роки тому +7

      Most genious line of existance!

    • @matheuscruz8574
      @matheuscruz8574 3 роки тому +3

      Emergency = She's past her prime, out of shape, with 3 kids from different niggas

  • @oluwolechaviro9937
    @oluwolechaviro9937 4 місяці тому +7

    that "cause you never know" gets me every time🤣

    • @Blossom44100
      @Blossom44100 2 місяці тому

      geez oh Molly me too😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PabloCruise91
    @PabloCruise91 9 років тому +874

    This is so hard to watch because it's happened to me so much.

    • @thebaddestofthemall9670
      @thebaddestofthemall9670 9 років тому +52

      Only because you let it.

    • @PabloCruise91
      @PabloCruise91 9 років тому +125

      The Baddest Of Them All I know, man. We live and we learn.

    • @MrSafe-xz6iy
      @MrSafe-xz6iy 9 років тому +27

      PabloCruise91 The Red Pill. Join us. Search up on google, subreddit.

    • @crystalwht9
      @crystalwht9 9 років тому

      Mr. Safe gybfhjdn h

    • @letsgonow5641
      @letsgonow5641 7 років тому +36

      Not so much it can happen..one of the things is not to let YOUR friends get close to you GF..its a lesson i learned back when i was 20 YO..also watch out for any guys that come over and stay on top of things..Ultimately you cant stop it 100% girls get emotional and at times arent thinking right and then thats when these kind of vulture guys move in..

  • @Rucker1980
    @Rucker1980 13 років тому +213

    He's been to your house, he's ate your food, he's drank your wine....and he SHALL betray you!

  • @adrieI
    @adrieI 6 років тому +492

    1:11 Yes indeed, what happened to Pam? Pam was engaged to a man named Roy and kept her platonic friend, Jim, because she felt like her engagement was not going to work.

  • @capricornman89
    @capricornman89 6 років тому +981

    The "friend zone" is actually a blessing in disguise. What fool in their right mind would desire to be with a woman who clearly decided where you stand with her? Move on. Get with women who actually wish to be with you, if you both are feeling each other. All of this begging to be with someone is quite pathetic to be perfectly honest.

    • @azrilazman
      @azrilazman 5 років тому +115

      capricornman89 “cause you never know “

    • @4asgard5
      @4asgard5 5 років тому +14

      Amen brother.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 5 років тому +32

      "...women who actually wish to be with you, if you are both feeling each other." Because that's so easy to come by

    • @xgullafter9590
      @xgullafter9590 5 років тому +79

      @@nthgth if you sit on your ass the whole time feeling sorry for yourself, whining (you'd just be making yourself more unappealing than before), then yes, it won't be easy at all.

    • @entropyfan9417
      @entropyfan9417 4 роки тому +36

      There is friendzone then there is friends. There is legit nothing wrong with being friends with a girl, if your only desire to be friends with the woman is to fuck then yea GTFO lol

  • @legendarythepoet8483
    @legendarythepoet8483 4 роки тому +237

    He's telling my whole life story on stage to strangers and getting paid for it.
    Damn it all.

  • @darthphaser2991
    @darthphaser2991 2 роки тому +23

    Chris Rock's standup specials are up there with the best. "Bigger and Blacker" is the best thing since Eddie Murphy: Raw. And there's never been anything better, period. Dude is a legend.

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial Рік тому

      Well, except for every standup hour Dave Chappelle has ever done, but yeah, Bigger and Blacker was the best standup of the 90s probably.

  • @tomoakley760
    @tomoakley760 2 роки тому +17

    When I was young and naive this bit was funny. Then I got experience and this became sad. Now I've stopped caring and it's back to being funny again. Life is a circle.

  • @AdamGG33
    @AdamGG33 2 роки тому +71

    Best energy and content in stand up comedy, this guy is a legend.

  • @iconsonscreen7291
    @iconsonscreen7291 2 роки тому +74

    He should have just said this to the oscars. And then just said: hey jada, you look happy. 😉

    • @bobbysmith35962
      @bobbysmith35962 2 роки тому +2

      Or I'll feel that pain until August

    • @odelljones1187
      @odelljones1187 2 роки тому +1

      You two....sheesh, put the weapons down. There's no pulse

  • @ashleycrystal9719
    @ashleycrystal9719 10 років тому +700

    Why do women keep platonic friends? Cos you never know

    • @rubyrootless7324
      @rubyrootless7324 5 років тому +10

      lmao I actually like my friends what the fuck do you think you know

    • @anja6983
      @anja6983 5 років тому +20

      @@rubyrootless7324 i get you...
      I think men and women can be friends.
      Remember the kids from your parents friends or your siblings friends, people who spent time with you in your childhood?
      Having sex with them would just be weird...
      And i think we can get those friendships as adults too...
      Someone here understands me right?

    • @DA-te7xe
      @DA-te7xe 5 років тому +20

      @@anja6983 Let's be serious, you've turned adult so it's not the same (for enough reasons, yes for it to be weird as well) but, after sex, the weirdness turns into "well yada yada yada this that" and "omg here's our story! we met when we were actually young and years later didn't think yada yada and," you've heard the story, stop pretending you don't consider intimate relations with 'platonic' 'friends'.

    • @valeriaswanne
      @valeriaswanne 5 років тому +6

      Cos women scare tf out of me and I drink like a man...

    • @emiendafu645
      @emiendafu645 4 роки тому

      @@anja6983 so true

  • @tobiojo10
    @tobiojo10 7 років тому +88

    Bring the pain and bigger and blacker were unreal. His best work by far

  • @braqmorphie6434
    @braqmorphie6434 2 роки тому +113

    If you came here after will smith punched chris...
    Know this chris was always a legend..

  • @MrSmith-on1qz
    @MrSmith-on1qz 3 роки тому +35

    Damn I remember watching this when it came out in 1999, now I see 22 years later and realize he described my ex wife perfectly lol

    • @thenirvonorganizationllc.8503
      @thenirvonorganizationllc.8503 3 роки тому +5

      what's your advice for a 16 year old kid? give me EVERY truth there is to no, i'm an open minded person.

    • @DefaultDerrick
      @DefaultDerrick 3 роки тому +5

      @@thenirvonorganizationllc.8503 Here's some advice. Be an honest, genuine person. You can only control yourself. Date women that seen to have high morals and be a man of high morals yourself. None of that will guarantee happiness or avoid betrayal 100%. But it will cut your chances of betrayal dramatically.

    • @bjorn1900
      @bjorn1900 2 роки тому +2

      @@thenirvonorganizationllc.8503 bro, Forget wimen. It'll save your mental health and time. "You will never lose women chasing money, but yu will always lose money if you chase women". Cut the liabilities out and buy a nex doll. Or just focus on more important things bro.

  • @nikogichana6199
    @nikogichana6199 5 років тому +975

    Kenyan proverb:" a man cannot keep a chicken as a pet"

    • @Politickticktickin
      @Politickticktickin 5 років тому +5

      why?

    • @kayo5011
      @kayo5011 5 років тому +160

      @@Politickticktickin because chickens are not bred to be pets, what he means is " You can't turn a hoe to a house wife".

    • @boogerke
      @boogerke 5 років тому +218

      correction, "for a man, having a female friend is like having a chicken as a pet. Sooner or later you are gonna eat it."

    • @Politickticktickin
      @Politickticktickin 5 років тому +4

      thanks guys

    • @siuuuu9707
      @siuuuu9707 5 років тому +4

      @blue copper lmfaaaooo

  • @Historicutuber
    @Historicutuber Рік тому +14

    This dude is a legend

  • @nightrider3067
    @nightrider3067 6 років тому +1024

    Easy way to stay out or get out of the friend zone.......dont be a friend. Don't call....dont help out...dont listen to their problems...dont hang out.

    • @GrimeGreem
      @GrimeGreem 6 років тому +72

      💯💯💯💯💯💯

    • @davidortiz3094
      @davidortiz3094 6 років тому +65

      Facts

    • @ratherbenapping10
      @ratherbenapping10 6 років тому +159

      exactly men only need to be mad at themselves because they let it go on and on

    • @houseofmatrix6174
      @houseofmatrix6174 6 років тому +7

      Rene this true lol back in the day they use to be you speaking the truth

    • @davidortiz3094
      @davidortiz3094 6 років тому +25

      @@ratherbenapping10 No. All women do it. None are special

  • @toteknowledge
    @toteknowledge 7 років тому +34

    Didnt know none of what he was talking about as kid watching this when it premiered...now as an adult, I really appreciate this shit. This so damn real!

  •  5 років тому +10

    Chris Rock is master level comedy. The guy is a ninja kick boxer!

  • @RapFanatic4ever
    @RapFanatic4ever 2 роки тому +14

    Chris Rock is the man. Legend . Keep ya head up Chris . Will will get his Karma

  • @danielsacilotto3196
    @danielsacilotto3196 6 років тому +57

    Hadn't seen this in years. It is Rock's best material imo. Incredibly lucid, and impeccable delivery.

  • @brick9233
    @brick9233 4 роки тому +10

    As a teenager I never understood this but fast forward some 20 years and this is nothing but truth

  • @nodeloliver6201
    @nodeloliver6201 3 роки тому +18

    Trust... NOBODY. Sooner, or later, you shall be betrayed. By EVERYBODY. A hard choice, but a necessary one.

    • @paradoxward2533
      @paradoxward2533 3 роки тому

      'betrayal is the inevitable end of all affairs'. the cigarette man on the X-Files

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 роки тому

      what

  • @VwapTrader
    @VwapTrader 5 років тому +10

    1996? WOW. This man was WAY ahead of the curve.

  • @lordofgingers
    @lordofgingers 5 років тому +277

    What he didn’t tell you is that as a man you can reject her counteroffer. Friend zone is a self made prison and you had the key the whole time

    • @123ieltswithjames
      @123ieltswithjames 4 роки тому +12

      sounds kinda rapey

    • @harryhoudini714
      @harryhoudini714 4 роки тому +24

      imagine what a woman must be thinking when she sees all these "cocks" readily throwing away any shred of integrity, self respect, pride and honor the moment she shows a little skin.
      Can you really blame her for looking at such "men" as nothing more then "tools" to be used and abused?

    • @lordofgingers
      @lordofgingers 4 роки тому +40

      James Bowers III I meant walk away and move on? How did you get rape from that? I don’t wanna know what kinda life you or the two people that liked your comment went through to automatically jump to something so....dark and horrible

    • @lordofgingers
      @lordofgingers 4 роки тому +22

      Harry Houdini honestly? No. If you stick around and don’t move on, you played yourself

    • @harryhoudini714
      @harryhoudini714 4 роки тому +9

      @@lordofgingers thats what I am trying to say. Its easy to blame women for playing such "games" but it takes two to play.
      Any man, who is content with being a "Satellite" around her orbit, deserves no better.

  • @matthewblackwood4744
    @matthewblackwood4744 2 роки тому +72

    "I thought we were talking about domestic dick". 😂😂😂 never would thought of that. This guy a legend.

  • @olasimboolajuwon4957
    @olasimboolajuwon4957 3 роки тому +14

    Chris Rock is the GOAT of stand up comedy

  • @875unknown
    @875unknown 3 роки тому +8

    *frantically scribbling down notes*
    This is the best lecture on reality I've ever attended!

  • @SingleTax
    @SingleTax 6 років тому +853

    If you're a man, and you have deep romantic feelings for a particular female, and she starts using you as an emotional tampon (i.e. a "nice guy" she shamelessly uses to boost her self-esteem whenever she can't be with the "bad boy" she *really* wants to be with), then if you have any self-respect at all, you'll change your phone number, block her on facebook, and never talk to her again. Time is precious. Once it's gone, there's no getting it back. So invest it wisely.

    • @QMS9224
      @QMS9224 6 років тому +96

      The funny part is, us men don't realize that this is also the best and only way to maybe get her interested, it's called reverse psychology. Trying to hard will just push your further into the zone. Not only is it in our best interests, like you said, it's also the only chance that maybe 6 months she calling you up like "hey actually I've been thinking........"

    • @tentailmadara2500
      @tentailmadara2500 6 років тому +17

      Exactly my block button is always on

    • @massivelegend3599
      @massivelegend3599 6 років тому +6

      C a n c e r

    • @GoddessLuna23
      @GoddessLuna23 6 років тому

      @Alison Black Girl Mary J Blige!!!

    • @versatileduplicity9313
      @versatileduplicity9313 6 років тому +11

      Emotional tampon !😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @muhammedomar5399
    @muhammedomar5399 2 роки тому +3

    I watched this and still fell for it....damn some lessons u don't need to learn from your own mistakes

  • @casualobserver2380
    @casualobserver2380 3 роки тому +7

    Chris Rock is always spot on! Genius comic in my opinion.

  • @mrjjthor
    @mrjjthor 4 роки тому +25

    Every women in the audience is laughing the hardest because they all agree and know everything Chis had said is true.

  • @Speedy-ms6ck
    @Speedy-ms6ck 2 роки тому +5

    Chris Rock was way ahead of he's time; savage truth's. ( You see this all the time now in 2022 )

  • @Chris-hi6ut
    @Chris-hi6ut 7 років тому +288

    not one word he said was made up just for laughs. It was all true

  • @Puzzoozoo
    @Puzzoozoo 2 роки тому +18

    She isn't your girl, it's just your turn.

  • @holdwholetruthholy1511
    @holdwholetruthholy1511 4 роки тому +21

    This guy is a comedy genius, there's never a point in his performance where I'm laughing at something because it's just stupid, like I often do for Chappelle. Rock's work is fresh, thoughtful, and most importantly, it's hilariously honest. I have no idea why he's not as popular as Eddie Murphy or Kevin Hart

  • @IAMBENNYBLANCO.
    @IAMBENNYBLANCO. 6 років тому +61

    "in case of emergency, break glass" ...damn! 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @marcusanderson4652
    @marcusanderson4652 3 роки тому +27

    This gives me so much hope as a guy who is falling seriously in love with a woman who is with somebody else.

    • @LaughterIsEvrything
      @LaughterIsEvrything 3 роки тому +7

      Ouch. My advise is to not get too close. You will only hurt yourself. If it's meant to be you will have your shot

    • @moxide
      @moxide 3 роки тому +15

      Have you been in his house yet and ate his food, drank his wine?

    • @marcusanderson4652
      @marcusanderson4652 3 роки тому

      @@moxide What are you talking about?

    • @JamesJones-wy7vt
      @JamesJones-wy7vt 3 роки тому +5

      You're simping.

    • @logicalblackman8228
      @logicalblackman8228 2 роки тому +1

      Low self-esteem in this one.

  • @RedShipsofSpainAgain
    @RedShipsofSpainAgain 5 років тому +9

    I can't upvote this video enough in proportion to how incredibly accurate it is about the truth and reality behind how many men a woman has had sex with.

  • @taffycat93
    @taffycat93 3 роки тому +9

    Nothing is funnier then Chris Rock's comedian voice! 😂 😂 😂

  • @dubois2.024
    @dubois2.024 4 роки тому +276

    Lost 6 years of life to that bullshit, man. It still haunts me. The lesson is: If you have feelings for her but she doesn't for you, tell her how you feel ASAP. It will save you much pain and angst. Better to be broken off now than years later after much sexual tension.

    • @gerardoibanez4703
      @gerardoibanez4703 3 роки тому +11

      Damn same here but 1 year, what a waste of time it was just for her say we can still be friends lol

    • @darrylnelson2399
      @darrylnelson2399 3 роки тому +1

      GRT PALS, I WAS "FAMILY, COULD, POP IN ANYTIME, RIGHT? AFTER, I READ, ALL ABOUT NARCISSITIC, SOCIOPATHIC, INCLINATIONS, OF, WHO I THOUGH, WAS A MELLOW,SEMI HIP LADY? I'D HELP RAISE, HER TEENAGE SON, HE WAS KILLED IT A TRAGIC SMASH UP, I THOUGHT I WAS BEING BLAMED, AFTER, LIKE A 180, WHAT HAPPINED TO HER SWET, BUBBLY SIDE? ANY REPECT, CALLS? ONCE EAGERLY PICKED UP, WERE NOT RETURNED OR AKNOWLEDGED, HER MEN FRIENDS, WERE ASKD, AND THUMBS DOWN TO ME, LOTS OF POSSESIVE, EGO DRIVEN SIGMOND FRAUDS~MY LOSS? THERE GAIN, RETURNING HOME BLUE BALLED PAIN,

    • @mediacenterman8583
      @mediacenterman8583 2 роки тому +21

      I lost 1 year. Luckily, I woke up to my senses. Playing with people's emotions is how you end up with a stalker. Some people just want attention even if it means gaslighting/teasing.

    • @steveyxox
      @steveyxox 2 роки тому

      @@mediacenterman8583 well fuck

    • @senister14
      @senister14 2 роки тому +1

      @@mediacenterman8583 don't you mean become a stalker?

  • @juandef4115
    @juandef4115 3 роки тому +35

    Chris Rock always been funny. But he just went up there for me in my book. Always rated him. But he nailed this shit on the head.

  • @bevelynncube4288
    @bevelynncube4288 4 роки тому +17

    This guy says the truth in amazing ways.

  • @artmieseelizabeth8074
    @artmieseelizabeth8074 6 років тому +128

    He spilled all the secrets 🤣🤣

  • @marktforce
    @marktforce 12 років тому +17

    My heart aches when i watch this

  • @ChristianChua
    @ChristianChua 2 роки тому +7

    the absolute king of comedy

  • @Frankya92
    @Frankya92 5 років тому +19

    I feel attacked 😂😂😭 but real talk, listening to this guy is like therapy

  • @Mike-xt2lh
    @Mike-xt2lh 4 роки тому +12

    Chris Rock & Dave Chapelle both Rock ! Women gotta have other women around to gossip and to spread rumors . Exactly what women say what they do is two different things . Chris Rock still speaking truth !

  • @JagiFrisbee
    @JagiFrisbee 5 років тому +38

    Chris Rock is simply a genius.

  • @ict113090
    @ict113090 2 роки тому +5

    A woman who prefers "hanging out with guys because of less drama" should be one of the biggest red flags for single guys if it isn't already.

  • @sawlty-suite5131
    @sawlty-suite5131 2 роки тому +21

    This is what played in Will's head that night

  • @shawnbracey5824
    @shawnbracey5824 6 років тому +5

    One of the top 5 comedians ever hands down!

  • @cmoney0129
    @cmoney0129 6 років тому +65

    Laughing in the outside and crying on the inside, for this is the shit I'm dealing with. 😂😭

  • @Bleekcastle
    @Bleekcastle 10 років тому +388

    Ok listen up. For all you niggas crying about being stuck in the friend zone.... I have 7 easy steps to escape
    1. Accept the fact she's not interested
    2. Stop speaking to her
    3. Stop calling her
    4. Stop texting her
    5. Forget she ever existed
    6. Find a woman who looks better and is into you the same way you're into her
    7. Lift weights

    • @Bleekcastle
      @Bleekcastle 10 років тому +2

      Lmao why would you skip step 5? Makes the situation a lot easier.

    • @Bleekcastle
      @Bleekcastle 10 років тому +8

      I like that. But as far as I'm concerned, if she already expressed that she wasn't interested and had multiple chances, she ain't worth it. Plus if I find a better lookin chick, the "friend" who didn't want me will no longer be relevant. But your theory still makes plenty of sense.

    • @Bleekcastle
      @Bleekcastle 10 років тому +1

      Very true. That's always been my weekness. I have too much pride to be a platonic friend cause it rarely works in my favor (the few times I have tried it). I like your strategy tho. Wouldn't kill me to give it a shot.

    • @Bleekcastle
      @Bleekcastle 10 років тому

      Yes sir indeed. Well said

    • @lscamaro02
      @lscamaro02 10 років тому +4

      dont forget that step one you speak of. women say there interested and they always have reasns not to date you lol

  • @kelybigdeal
    @kelybigdeal 11 років тому +93

    He said the truth . When u like a woman who does not want u she treats u like fool , if she thinks she can gain something out of u she keeps u in a friend zone where u buy drinks and provide side emotional support . Save your emotions and care for the girl who wants u.

  • @scarlettjane5240
    @scarlettjane5240 6 років тому +346

    They get rid of girl friends every 6 months.
    "What happened to Pam?"
    *clicks tongue* *She think she cute."
    Truer words were never spoken.

  • @Karla_Marie
    @Karla_Marie Рік тому +4

    Now you know I have to stop and listen to this. Truth does stand the test of time

  • @billybobobenner
    @billybobobenner Рік тому

    Truth Bombs, one after another, delivered with the perfect timing of an expert.

  • @nyonelove7617
    @nyonelove7617 8 років тому +37

    Genius.

  • @divyanshsati1116
    @divyanshsati1116 3 роки тому +2

    So melodic the way he speaks!

  • @TescoRoadman
    @TescoRoadman 4 місяці тому +6

    “She ain’t your girl it’s just your turn”

  • @TheLegend-uq1gz
    @TheLegend-uq1gz 9 місяців тому +1

    Comedians must be the people with the best jobs in the world. Getting paid & having fun.

  • @musingsofharmony3159
    @musingsofharmony3159 3 роки тому +6

    Chris Rock's standup is funny as hell! I miss his comedy!

  • @c.conga11
    @c.conga11 2 роки тому +16

    Yep! My ex had "platonic" male "friends" that she had in her life for 10-15 years, she she was constantly messaging them at 2am, when she broke up with me she was on a date with one of them the next day

    • @thatoneguy3883
      @thatoneguy3883 2 роки тому +5

      Damn, I guess that's just how she was raised

    • @francesbrett1916
      @francesbrett1916 Рік тому

      I’m really sorry about that. I can PROMISE you, while I’m an affectionate person, we are NOT like that. My boyfriend has read about 90% of the conversations I’ve had with guys I have extra platonic attachment. The only 10% he HASN’T read is cos he keeps pushing my phone away when I’m trying to ask about something in the convo, and he’s like “I get it! And don’t worry, it’s fine!”
      If what Chris Rock said was true, I’d have cheated on my boyfriend and fucked 95% of my friends. But good luck trying to get my guy friends to be attracted to me 😂 I sure hope he’s joking cos he’s one misogynistic pig if he’s not

    • @rahuldahoob
      @rahuldahoob Рік тому

      ​@@francesbrett1916mysoginyisctic pig?? You sound very very wokey cokey 😅😅😅😅

  • @BallydowseRambler
    @BallydowseRambler 4 роки тому +10

    I’ll never forget my friend saying she sleeps with a friend occasionally when they are lonely. To quote her, “it doesn’t count though cause he’s gay.”

  • @dillingersam588
    @dillingersam588 5 років тому +2

    Fantastic 😀😀😀

  • @OneEyedKeys
    @OneEyedKeys 5 років тому +9

    Should be shown to teenagers all around the world. This is not just comedy. It's truth. It would save alot of headaches....or worse....if young people knew this shit.

  • @garthybrookens4839
    @garthybrookens4839 11 місяців тому

    Even if this was the only Stand-up Special Chris Rock had it's enough to make him be considered as one of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time.
    The man is a genius.

  • @loyaldude10
    @loyaldude10 12 років тому +8

    the man is hilarious and so on point

  • @niltash4ever
    @niltash4ever 5 років тому +2

    The GOAT of stand up

  • @deathdragonslayer1
    @deathdragonslayer1 2 роки тому +38

    Is August a "platonic friend"?

  • @lesterguess1915
    @lesterguess1915 Рік тому +1

    Pound for pound, the smartest comedian out there

    • @BL77357
      @BL77357 11 місяців тому

      And funniest

  • @samyoe
    @samyoe 10 років тому +107

    He summed it up well. So after getting into this situation as a male you can either stand idle in hope of that metaphorical emergency to occur or you can leave her behind so you can be more than a last resort. Though the girl usually gets into a hissy fit when you go with the latter option.

  • @Sunshinegal317
    @Sunshinegal317 5 років тому +43

    “Two! I guess that is how you were raised!” Ha! Ha!!

  • @sweetmetalchic
    @sweetmetalchic 11 років тому +21

    oh good old 90s xD

  • @chase9285
    @chase9285 4 роки тому +17

    Have more self-respect than waiting around like a spare tire

    • @johnkozlowski4617
      @johnkozlowski4617 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly! Never be someone's backup choice! Politely decline her offer of friendship and for her to "give you a call when she changes her mind and IF YOU ARE STILL AVAILABLE."

  • @pc9020
    @pc9020 Рік тому +4

    This is classic gold 😂

  • @jordangreen5956
    @jordangreen5956 5 років тому +1

    So spot on

  • @sabiontaylor58
    @sabiontaylor58 2 роки тому +47

    “You know why jada keeps platonic friends?” Well know

  • @YOUNGMCBOI2pac
    @YOUNGMCBOI2pac 3 роки тому +1

    Pure wisdom. I watch this before every first date tbh

  • @arnavrawat9864
    @arnavrawat9864 4 роки тому +11

    How does Chris do this.
    It's unreal. I see him performing but can't understand how can he be so skilled.

    • @artkid9279
      @artkid9279 Рік тому +1

      I think because Chris always wanted to vent about things that needed to be said.

  • @abelaldrich967
    @abelaldrich967 3 роки тому +1

    Omg 😳 I love Chris Rock

  • @ocill77
    @ocill77 5 років тому +3

    This brother was ahead of this time!

  • @SonjaElizabethTeal
    @SonjaElizabethTeal 2 роки тому

    I was thinking of my two platonic friends...
    ...and decided to come here Chris...for the 1000th time!😅🥰
    #ComedicGenius

  • @danamania150
    @danamania150 4 роки тому +9

    This is frighteningly accurate lol!

  • @marlostewart1107
    @marlostewart1107 4 роки тому +1

    The truth is timeless