It will always be true, and everyone knows it. It's just that guys are aware of it, while girls lie to themselves so they can keep their "platonic friends" while in a relationship.
@@MrGamelover23 one you can't speak for every dude because it's different for others. Two, some dudes have platonic friends (that they don't want to fuck) but if we're generalizing as a collective then no. That may be your case but it's definitely not mine
The Mad Titan it’s not the “one” they are sad about. It’s the fact that the idea of “romantic love” is an illusion and this is really how human beings of this day and age act in their relationships. That in itself is depressing. Also, you typed out “billions of other bitches you can fuck.” How does this not sound depressing?
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Mr.Tweezy007 - Hard to answer that without knowing where you’re at in your Red Pill journey. Short answer is, realize that you’re factually a living breathing success story, the culmination of a genetic line that has never been broken since the dawn of time. You’re a man, and even though you may not feel like it, you’re more than equipped to build your life into anything you wish, you have that instinct. Women generally don’t have that...they don’t have the instinct to build or create, most instinctively manipulate and consume. Men aren’t on this planet to be comfortable or even content, we can be if we want...but most men aren’t happy in those states. How many good movies/stories have you seen about men who were comfortable and content...none right? We tell stories of men who’ve gone through hell for something they really want, not about men who’ve been given everything in life because a life that’s handed to us isn’t a life worth living. Find your purpose in life, focus on it, invest in yourself and you will develop a mindset that prevents you from slipping into depression. You won’t be vulnerable to females’ Narcissistic fuckery and their divorce-rape manipulations. No woman can tool a man who’s on his purpose. Read Way of the Superior Man by David Deida, anything by Robert Greene, The Rational Male by Rollo Tomassi, and other books that help us men get our heads right. If you really want to get deep check out The Power Of Now by Eckhart Tolle. I know that was a long-winded answer and hopefully you already know most of it. Stay Red Pilled, don’t go Black Pill, focus on your purpose, enhance your SMV, guard your feelings, guard your money, never marry, never have kids (with a woman anyway, adopt or pay for a surrogate) and you’ll be ok. Oh, and watch Fight Club...it’s awesome and hugely insightful.
Coming back to old Chris Rock videos since the slap and I feel you. I'm actually not like the men he's describing but it's depressing for him to remind me how most women are like.
Here is the great irony of will. He can make a 100 movies. But you can never have the impact on people the way a great comedian has. And Chris was already a legend. And Rock saved the Academy and brothers reputation by his class. That was Godly composure.
Bruh you're right. The amount of control and strength it takes to maintain your frame after getting slapped in front of millions is beyond me and Chris did it 🙌🏾 💪🏾
You can tell Chris adapted that back and forth movements from the greats. Don't stand still for too long. Engage the audience make them follow you on stage. Cool !
Its crazy how ahead of his time he was. It’s better to watch his specials as time goes on, probably because the truth is easier to swallow with age lol
Gangstabob716 that is not true, y'all just upset he was actually talking about men! look at all these predators out here being exposed now. they burning down all these oversexed powerhouse fuckers now!
Not so much it can happen..one of the things is not to let YOUR friends get close to you GF..its a lesson i learned back when i was 20 YO..also watch out for any guys that come over and stay on top of things..Ultimately you cant stop it 100% girls get emotional and at times arent thinking right and then thats when these kind of vulture guys move in..
1:11 Yes indeed, what happened to Pam? Pam was engaged to a man named Roy and kept her platonic friend, Jim, because she felt like her engagement was not going to work.
The "friend zone" is actually a blessing in disguise. What fool in their right mind would desire to be with a woman who clearly decided where you stand with her? Move on. Get with women who actually wish to be with you, if you both are feeling each other. All of this begging to be with someone is quite pathetic to be perfectly honest.
@@nthgth if you sit on your ass the whole time feeling sorry for yourself, whining (you'd just be making yourself more unappealing than before), then yes, it won't be easy at all.
There is friendzone then there is friends. There is legit nothing wrong with being friends with a girl, if your only desire to be friends with the woman is to fuck then yea GTFO lol
Chris Rock's standup specials are up there with the best. "Bigger and Blacker" is the best thing since Eddie Murphy: Raw. And there's never been anything better, period. Dude is a legend.
When I was young and naive this bit was funny. Then I got experience and this became sad. Now I've stopped caring and it's back to being funny again. Life is a circle.
@@rubyrootless7324 i get you... I think men and women can be friends. Remember the kids from your parents friends or your siblings friends, people who spent time with you in your childhood? Having sex with them would just be weird... And i think we can get those friendships as adults too... Someone here understands me right?
@@anja6983 Let's be serious, you've turned adult so it's not the same (for enough reasons, yes for it to be weird as well) but, after sex, the weirdness turns into "well yada yada yada this that" and "omg here's our story! we met when we were actually young and years later didn't think yada yada and," you've heard the story, stop pretending you don't consider intimate relations with 'platonic' 'friends'.
@@thenirvonorganizationllc.8503 Here's some advice. Be an honest, genuine person. You can only control yourself. Date women that seen to have high morals and be a man of high morals yourself. None of that will guarantee happiness or avoid betrayal 100%. But it will cut your chances of betrayal dramatically.
@@thenirvonorganizationllc.8503 bro, Forget wimen. It'll save your mental health and time. "You will never lose women chasing money, but yu will always lose money if you chase women". Cut the liabilities out and buy a nex doll. Or just focus on more important things bro.
Easy way to stay out or get out of the friend zone.......dont be a friend. Don't call....dont help out...dont listen to their problems...dont hang out.
Didnt know none of what he was talking about as kid watching this when it premiered...now as an adult, I really appreciate this shit. This so damn real!
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Chris Rock is master level comedy. The guy is a ninja kick boxer!
imagine what a woman must be thinking when she sees all these "cocks" readily throwing away any shred of integrity, self respect, pride and honor the moment she shows a little skin. Can you really blame her for looking at such "men" as nothing more then "tools" to be used and abused?
James Bowers III I meant walk away and move on? How did you get rape from that? I don’t wanna know what kinda life you or the two people that liked your comment went through to automatically jump to something so....dark and horrible
@@lordofgingers thats what I am trying to say. Its easy to blame women for playing such "games" but it takes two to play. Any man, who is content with being a "Satellite" around her orbit, deserves no better.
If you're a man, and you have deep romantic feelings for a particular female, and she starts using you as an emotional tampon (i.e. a "nice guy" she shamelessly uses to boost her self-esteem whenever she can't be with the "bad boy" she *really* wants to be with), then if you have any self-respect at all, you'll change your phone number, block her on facebook, and never talk to her again. Time is precious. Once it's gone, there's no getting it back. So invest it wisely.
The funny part is, us men don't realize that this is also the best and only way to maybe get her interested, it's called reverse psychology. Trying to hard will just push your further into the zone. Not only is it in our best interests, like you said, it's also the only chance that maybe 6 months she calling you up like "hey actually I've been thinking........"
This guy is a comedy genius, there's never a point in his performance where I'm laughing at something because it's just stupid, like I often do for Chappelle. Rock's work is fresh, thoughtful, and most importantly, it's hilariously honest. I have no idea why he's not as popular as Eddie Murphy or Kevin Hart
I can't upvote this video enough in proportion to how incredibly accurate it is about the truth and reality behind how many men a woman has had sex with.
Lost 6 years of life to that bullshit, man. It still haunts me. The lesson is: If you have feelings for her but she doesn't for you, tell her how you feel ASAP. It will save you much pain and angst. Better to be broken off now than years later after much sexual tension.
GRT PALS, I WAS "FAMILY, COULD, POP IN ANYTIME, RIGHT? AFTER, I READ, ALL ABOUT NARCISSITIC, SOCIOPATHIC, INCLINATIONS, OF, WHO I THOUGH, WAS A MELLOW,SEMI HIP LADY? I'D HELP RAISE, HER TEENAGE SON, HE WAS KILLED IT A TRAGIC SMASH UP, I THOUGHT I WAS BEING BLAMED, AFTER, LIKE A 180, WHAT HAPPINED TO HER SWET, BUBBLY SIDE? ANY REPECT, CALLS? ONCE EAGERLY PICKED UP, WERE NOT RETURNED OR AKNOWLEDGED, HER MEN FRIENDS, WERE ASKD, AND THUMBS DOWN TO ME, LOTS OF POSSESIVE, EGO DRIVEN SIGMOND FRAUDS~MY LOSS? THERE GAIN, RETURNING HOME BLUE BALLED PAIN,
I lost 1 year. Luckily, I woke up to my senses. Playing with people's emotions is how you end up with a stalker. Some people just want attention even if it means gaslighting/teasing.
Chris Rock & Dave Chapelle both Rock ! Women gotta have other women around to gossip and to spread rumors . Exactly what women say what they do is two different things . Chris Rock still speaking truth !
Ok listen up. For all you niggas crying about being stuck in the friend zone.... I have 7 easy steps to escape 1. Accept the fact she's not interested 2. Stop speaking to her 3. Stop calling her 4. Stop texting her 5. Forget she ever existed 6. Find a woman who looks better and is into you the same way you're into her 7. Lift weights
I like that. But as far as I'm concerned, if she already expressed that she wasn't interested and had multiple chances, she ain't worth it. Plus if I find a better lookin chick, the "friend" who didn't want me will no longer be relevant. But your theory still makes plenty of sense.
Very true. That's always been my weekness. I have too much pride to be a platonic friend cause it rarely works in my favor (the few times I have tried it). I like your strategy tho. Wouldn't kill me to give it a shot.
He said the truth . When u like a woman who does not want u she treats u like fool , if she thinks she can gain something out of u she keeps u in a friend zone where u buy drinks and provide side emotional support . Save your emotions and care for the girl who wants u.
Yep! My ex had "platonic" male "friends" that she had in her life for 10-15 years, she she was constantly messaging them at 2am, when she broke up with me she was on a date with one of them the next day
I’m really sorry about that. I can PROMISE you, while I’m an affectionate person, we are NOT like that. My boyfriend has read about 90% of the conversations I’ve had with guys I have extra platonic attachment. The only 10% he HASN’T read is cos he keeps pushing my phone away when I’m trying to ask about something in the convo, and he’s like “I get it! And don’t worry, it’s fine!” If what Chris Rock said was true, I’d have cheated on my boyfriend and fucked 95% of my friends. But good luck trying to get my guy friends to be attracted to me 😂 I sure hope he’s joking cos he’s one misogynistic pig if he’s not
Should be shown to teenagers all around the world. This is not just comedy. It's truth. It would save alot of headaches....or worse....if young people knew this shit.
Even if this was the only Stand-up Special Chris Rock had it's enough to make him be considered as one of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. The man is a genius.
He summed it up well. So after getting into this situation as a male you can either stand idle in hope of that metaphorical emergency to occur or you can leave her behind so you can be more than a last resort. Though the girl usually gets into a hissy fit when you go with the latter option.
Exactly! Never be someone's backup choice! Politely decline her offer of friendship and for her to "give you a call when she changes her mind and IF YOU ARE STILL AVAILABLE."
Hahaha "He's been in your house, He's ate your food, he's drank your wine! AND HE SHALL BETRAY YOU ! " 😂😂😂
The Notorious Fonzy Lol. The emphasis.
The Notorious Fonzy epic lol
Yep, women don't feel any type of guilt or remorse for their actions!
it works both ways...you have been in your next girlfriends current boyfriend house :)
Noone laughed at that. Disappointed
The secret to becoming a great comedian is to talk about the Truth in a delightful way. ;-)
true that
Or make it bitterer like George Carlin.
Right you are matey (Dave Chappelle, George Carlin and all the other legends).
@@johndoe45678 or psychotic way like bill burr
Yeah in a delightful way for White America to digest the bold truth i might add
this isn't comedy, it's life learning
If one is a sub-human
@@patrickeh696 ok calm down
True indeed
@@rectifyx2779 What ARE you blathering on about?
They should listen to this truth....answers many questions to many of societies problems.
knowledge + intelligence + humour + funny accent = CHRIS ROCK.
one of the most brilliant comedians ever..
legend
And still he got assraped during his divorce in court. Women are serious business.
Franz Barowsky 💯
Plus beautiful smile & face
Almost 20 years old and still true.
It will always be true, and everyone knows it. It's just that guys are aware of it, while girls lie to themselves so they can keep their "platonic friends" while in a relationship.
This is the kind of thing that will never be old, it'll happen until the end of times.
Then maybe men shouldn't be so pathetic so we can have platonic friends.
@@MrGamelover23 one you can't speak for every dude because it's different for others. Two, some dudes have platonic friends (that they don't want to fuck) but if we're generalizing as a collective then no.
That may be your case but it's definitely not mine
@@br3ak_ i wanted to like your comment but the likes are at 69 so i guess i'll just leave it that way.
His words make me laugh and depressed at the same time
The Mad Titan it’s not the “one” they are sad about. It’s the fact that the idea of “romantic love” is an illusion and this is really how human beings of this day and age act in their relationships. That in itself is depressing. Also, you typed out “billions of other bitches you can fuck.” How does this not sound depressing?
Mr.Tweezy007 - Hard to answer that without knowing where you’re at in your Red Pill journey. Short answer is, realize that you’re factually a living breathing success story, the culmination of a genetic line that has never been broken since the dawn of time. You’re a man, and even though you may not feel like it, you’re more than equipped to build your life into anything you wish, you have that instinct. Women generally don’t have that...they don’t have the instinct to build or create, most instinctively manipulate and consume. Men aren’t on this planet to be comfortable or even content, we can be if we want...but most men aren’t happy in those states. How many good movies/stories have you seen about men who were comfortable and content...none right? We tell stories of men who’ve gone through hell for something they really want, not about men who’ve been given everything in life because a life that’s handed to us isn’t a life worth living.
Find your purpose in life, focus on it, invest in yourself and you will develop a mindset that prevents you from slipping into depression. You won’t be vulnerable to females’ Narcissistic fuckery and their divorce-rape manipulations. No woman can tool a man who’s on his purpose.
Read Way of the Superior Man by David Deida, anything by Robert Greene, The Rational Male by Rollo Tomassi, and other books that help us men get our heads right. If you really want to get deep check out The Power Of Now by Eckhart Tolle. I know that was a long-winded answer and hopefully you already know most of it. Stay Red Pilled, don’t go Black Pill, focus on your purpose, enhance your SMV, guard your feelings, guard your money, never marry, never have kids (with a woman anyway, adopt or pay for a surrogate) and you’ll be ok. Oh, and watch Fight Club...it’s awesome and hugely insightful.
felt this comment
@The Mad Titanthe red pill can be bitter
Coming back to old Chris Rock videos since the slap and I feel you. I'm actually not like the men he's describing but it's depressing for him to remind me how most women are like.
This may be the truest thing I've ever heard about women... I'm throwing my hands up, Chris! :)
Here is the great irony of will. He can make a 100 movies. But you can never have the impact on people the way a great comedian has. And Chris was already a legend. And Rock saved the Academy and brothers reputation by his class. That was Godly composure.
Bruh you're right. The amount of control and strength it takes to maintain your frame after getting slapped in front of millions is beyond me and Chris did it 🙌🏾 💪🏾
Thank you!
Chris stood there like a mountain.
"2... 2....2.... no no no 2... 2...2... whoo..... I guess that's how you was raised" lmao funny everytime I hear it
C Mos He’s so ignint🤣🤣🤣😂
@@msthang5366 He's speaking FACTS. Come inside Felicia, so I can blow that back out and then say, BYE FELICIA
Vwap Trader2019 NERP!!!
I am not a cum rag!!
#Bloop
C Mos, me too... that line is so deep!
can somebody tell what did this mean?
You can tell Chris adapted that back and forth movements from the greats. Don't stand still for too long. Engage the audience make them follow you on stage. Cool !
I think he learned especially from George Carlin
Yup. Good catch.
I always thought he was just really energetic.
it's to make it harder for the sniper
@@brmbkl - or another celebrity to smack him
Its crazy how ahead of his time he was. It’s better to watch his specials as time goes on, probably because the truth is easier to swallow with age lol
This show in particular has aged like fine wine.
Ahead of his time? this is human history from probably the existence of humanity.
It's not that he's ahead of his time, it's more less there was no social media back then to expose it.
How is’t ahead of his time when this is human nature ..
Chris Rock nailed it, hilarious, but i cringed at how true that is....
Gangstabob716 that is not true, y'all just upset he was actually talking about men! look at all these predators out here being exposed now. they burning down all these oversexed powerhouse fuckers now!
Free Ma, Calm down you feminist.
Gangstabob716 stfu cheater Pats fan
@@freema9246 I cringed because my ex is now with the guy who was "just a softball teammate"
Gangstabob716 told all our secrets and shit
Losers call it the friendzone. Winners call it the glass case.
Alright, Donald Trump
@@LutherBottrill Alright, irrelevant political bullshit associator
Either way you end up pussy-less, dummy
He called it both tho
@@MrIrish1 was gonna say thing. He literally called it both. This was such a terrible joke.
"Incase of emergency, break glass" 😂😂😂😂😂
Most genious line of existance!
Emergency = She's past her prime, out of shape, with 3 kids from different niggas
that "cause you never know" gets me every time🤣
geez oh Molly me too😂😂😂😂😂
This is so hard to watch because it's happened to me so much.
Only because you let it.
The Baddest Of Them All I know, man. We live and we learn.
PabloCruise91 The Red Pill. Join us. Search up on google, subreddit.
Mr. Safe gybfhjdn h
Not so much it can happen..one of the things is not to let YOUR friends get close to you GF..its a lesson i learned back when i was 20 YO..also watch out for any guys that come over and stay on top of things..Ultimately you cant stop it 100% girls get emotional and at times arent thinking right and then thats when these kind of vulture guys move in..
He's been to your house, he's ate your food, he's drank your wine....and he SHALL betray you!
1:11 Yes indeed, what happened to Pam? Pam was engaged to a man named Roy and kept her platonic friend, Jim, because she felt like her engagement was not going to work.
Underrated comment 👍
Your comment made my day😂😂😂
Yep. The back up cock.
💀💀
The Office
The "friend zone" is actually a blessing in disguise. What fool in their right mind would desire to be with a woman who clearly decided where you stand with her? Move on. Get with women who actually wish to be with you, if you both are feeling each other. All of this begging to be with someone is quite pathetic to be perfectly honest.
capricornman89 “cause you never know “
Amen brother.
"...women who actually wish to be with you, if you are both feeling each other." Because that's so easy to come by
@@nthgth if you sit on your ass the whole time feeling sorry for yourself, whining (you'd just be making yourself more unappealing than before), then yes, it won't be easy at all.
There is friendzone then there is friends. There is legit nothing wrong with being friends with a girl, if your only desire to be friends with the woman is to fuck then yea GTFO lol
He's telling my whole life story on stage to strangers and getting paid for it.
Damn it all.
Chris Rock's standup specials are up there with the best. "Bigger and Blacker" is the best thing since Eddie Murphy: Raw. And there's never been anything better, period. Dude is a legend.
Well, except for every standup hour Dave Chappelle has ever done, but yeah, Bigger and Blacker was the best standup of the 90s probably.
When I was young and naive this bit was funny. Then I got experience and this became sad. Now I've stopped caring and it's back to being funny again. Life is a circle.
Best energy and content in stand up comedy, this guy is a legend.
He should have just said this to the oscars. And then just said: hey jada, you look happy. 😉
Or I'll feel that pain until August
You two....sheesh, put the weapons down. There's no pulse
Why do women keep platonic friends? Cos you never know
lmao I actually like my friends what the fuck do you think you know
@@rubyrootless7324 i get you...
I think men and women can be friends.
Remember the kids from your parents friends or your siblings friends, people who spent time with you in your childhood?
Having sex with them would just be weird...
And i think we can get those friendships as adults too...
Someone here understands me right?
@@anja6983 Let's be serious, you've turned adult so it's not the same (for enough reasons, yes for it to be weird as well) but, after sex, the weirdness turns into "well yada yada yada this that" and "omg here's our story! we met when we were actually young and years later didn't think yada yada and," you've heard the story, stop pretending you don't consider intimate relations with 'platonic' 'friends'.
Cos women scare tf out of me and I drink like a man...
@@anja6983 so true
Bring the pain and bigger and blacker were unreal. His best work by far
If you came here after will smith punched chris...
Know this chris was always a legend..
Yessir
Damn I remember watching this when it came out in 1999, now I see 22 years later and realize he described my ex wife perfectly lol
what's your advice for a 16 year old kid? give me EVERY truth there is to no, i'm an open minded person.
@@thenirvonorganizationllc.8503 Here's some advice. Be an honest, genuine person. You can only control yourself. Date women that seen to have high morals and be a man of high morals yourself. None of that will guarantee happiness or avoid betrayal 100%. But it will cut your chances of betrayal dramatically.
@@thenirvonorganizationllc.8503 bro, Forget wimen. It'll save your mental health and time. "You will never lose women chasing money, but yu will always lose money if you chase women". Cut the liabilities out and buy a nex doll. Or just focus on more important things bro.
Kenyan proverb:" a man cannot keep a chicken as a pet"
why?
@@Politickticktickin because chickens are not bred to be pets, what he means is " You can't turn a hoe to a house wife".
correction, "for a man, having a female friend is like having a chicken as a pet. Sooner or later you are gonna eat it."
thanks guys
@blue copper lmfaaaooo
This dude is a legend
Easy way to stay out or get out of the friend zone.......dont be a friend. Don't call....dont help out...dont listen to their problems...dont hang out.
💯💯💯💯💯💯
Facts
exactly men only need to be mad at themselves because they let it go on and on
Rene this true lol back in the day they use to be you speaking the truth
@@ratherbenapping10 No. All women do it. None are special
Didnt know none of what he was talking about as kid watching this when it premiered...now as an adult, I really appreciate this shit. This so damn real!
Chris Rock is master level comedy. The guy is a ninja kick boxer!
Chris Rock is the man. Legend . Keep ya head up Chris . Will will get his Karma
Hadn't seen this in years. It is Rock's best material imo. Incredibly lucid, and impeccable delivery.
As a teenager I never understood this but fast forward some 20 years and this is nothing but truth
Trust... NOBODY. Sooner, or later, you shall be betrayed. By EVERYBODY. A hard choice, but a necessary one.
'betrayal is the inevitable end of all affairs'. the cigarette man on the X-Files
what
1996? WOW. This man was WAY ahead of the curve.
What he didn’t tell you is that as a man you can reject her counteroffer. Friend zone is a self made prison and you had the key the whole time
sounds kinda rapey
imagine what a woman must be thinking when she sees all these "cocks" readily throwing away any shred of integrity, self respect, pride and honor the moment she shows a little skin.
Can you really blame her for looking at such "men" as nothing more then "tools" to be used and abused?
James Bowers III I meant walk away and move on? How did you get rape from that? I don’t wanna know what kinda life you or the two people that liked your comment went through to automatically jump to something so....dark and horrible
Harry Houdini honestly? No. If you stick around and don’t move on, you played yourself
@@lordofgingers thats what I am trying to say. Its easy to blame women for playing such "games" but it takes two to play.
Any man, who is content with being a "Satellite" around her orbit, deserves no better.
"I thought we were talking about domestic dick". 😂😂😂 never would thought of that. This guy a legend.
Chris Rock is the GOAT of stand up comedy
*frantically scribbling down notes*
This is the best lecture on reality I've ever attended!
If you're a man, and you have deep romantic feelings for a particular female, and she starts using you as an emotional tampon (i.e. a "nice guy" she shamelessly uses to boost her self-esteem whenever she can't be with the "bad boy" she *really* wants to be with), then if you have any self-respect at all, you'll change your phone number, block her on facebook, and never talk to her again. Time is precious. Once it's gone, there's no getting it back. So invest it wisely.
The funny part is, us men don't realize that this is also the best and only way to maybe get her interested, it's called reverse psychology. Trying to hard will just push your further into the zone. Not only is it in our best interests, like you said, it's also the only chance that maybe 6 months she calling you up like "hey actually I've been thinking........"
Exactly my block button is always on
C a n c e r
@Alison Black Girl Mary J Blige!!!
Emotional tampon !😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I watched this and still fell for it....damn some lessons u don't need to learn from your own mistakes
Chris Rock is always spot on! Genius comic in my opinion.
Every women in the audience is laughing the hardest because they all agree and know everything Chis had said is true.
Chris Rock was way ahead of he's time; savage truth's. ( You see this all the time now in 2022 )
not one word he said was made up just for laughs. It was all true
She isn't your girl, it's just your turn.
This guy is a comedy genius, there's never a point in his performance where I'm laughing at something because it's just stupid, like I often do for Chappelle. Rock's work is fresh, thoughtful, and most importantly, it's hilariously honest. I have no idea why he's not as popular as Eddie Murphy or Kevin Hart
"in case of emergency, break glass" ...damn! 🤣🤣😂😂
This gives me so much hope as a guy who is falling seriously in love with a woman who is with somebody else.
Ouch. My advise is to not get too close. You will only hurt yourself. If it's meant to be you will have your shot
Have you been in his house yet and ate his food, drank his wine?
@@moxide What are you talking about?
You're simping.
Low self-esteem in this one.
I can't upvote this video enough in proportion to how incredibly accurate it is about the truth and reality behind how many men a woman has had sex with.
Nothing is funnier then Chris Rock's comedian voice! 😂 😂 😂
Lost 6 years of life to that bullshit, man. It still haunts me. The lesson is: If you have feelings for her but she doesn't for you, tell her how you feel ASAP. It will save you much pain and angst. Better to be broken off now than years later after much sexual tension.
Damn same here but 1 year, what a waste of time it was just for her say we can still be friends lol
GRT PALS, I WAS "FAMILY, COULD, POP IN ANYTIME, RIGHT? AFTER, I READ, ALL ABOUT NARCISSITIC, SOCIOPATHIC, INCLINATIONS, OF, WHO I THOUGH, WAS A MELLOW,SEMI HIP LADY? I'D HELP RAISE, HER TEENAGE SON, HE WAS KILLED IT A TRAGIC SMASH UP, I THOUGHT I WAS BEING BLAMED, AFTER, LIKE A 180, WHAT HAPPINED TO HER SWET, BUBBLY SIDE? ANY REPECT, CALLS? ONCE EAGERLY PICKED UP, WERE NOT RETURNED OR AKNOWLEDGED, HER MEN FRIENDS, WERE ASKD, AND THUMBS DOWN TO ME, LOTS OF POSSESIVE, EGO DRIVEN SIGMOND FRAUDS~MY LOSS? THERE GAIN, RETURNING HOME BLUE BALLED PAIN,
I lost 1 year. Luckily, I woke up to my senses. Playing with people's emotions is how you end up with a stalker. Some people just want attention even if it means gaslighting/teasing.
@@mediacenterman8583 well fuck
@@mediacenterman8583 don't you mean become a stalker?
Chris Rock always been funny. But he just went up there for me in my book. Always rated him. But he nailed this shit on the head.
This guy says the truth in amazing ways.
He spilled all the secrets 🤣🤣
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@@christopherhenderson3248 simp 😂😂😂
@@devilshive a year on and no response, lol that's hard
My heart aches when i watch this
the absolute king of comedy
I feel attacked 😂😂😭 but real talk, listening to this guy is like therapy
Chris Rock & Dave Chapelle both Rock ! Women gotta have other women around to gossip and to spread rumors . Exactly what women say what they do is two different things . Chris Rock still speaking truth !
Chris Rock is simply a genius.
A woman who prefers "hanging out with guys because of less drama" should be one of the biggest red flags for single guys if it isn't already.
This is what played in Will's head that night
Jada only counted her boyfriend, August lol
One of the top 5 comedians ever hands down!
Laughing in the outside and crying on the inside, for this is the shit I'm dealing with. 😂😭
Ok listen up. For all you niggas crying about being stuck in the friend zone.... I have 7 easy steps to escape
1. Accept the fact she's not interested
2. Stop speaking to her
3. Stop calling her
4. Stop texting her
5. Forget she ever existed
6. Find a woman who looks better and is into you the same way you're into her
7. Lift weights
Lmao why would you skip step 5? Makes the situation a lot easier.
I like that. But as far as I'm concerned, if she already expressed that she wasn't interested and had multiple chances, she ain't worth it. Plus if I find a better lookin chick, the "friend" who didn't want me will no longer be relevant. But your theory still makes plenty of sense.
Very true. That's always been my weekness. I have too much pride to be a platonic friend cause it rarely works in my favor (the few times I have tried it). I like your strategy tho. Wouldn't kill me to give it a shot.
Yes sir indeed. Well said
dont forget that step one you speak of. women say there interested and they always have reasns not to date you lol
He said the truth . When u like a woman who does not want u she treats u like fool , if she thinks she can gain something out of u she keeps u in a friend zone where u buy drinks and provide side emotional support . Save your emotions and care for the girl who wants u.
So true so true..
They get rid of girl friends every 6 months.
"What happened to Pam?"
*clicks tongue* *She think she cute."
Truer words were never spoken.
Now you know I have to stop and listen to this. Truth does stand the test of time
Truth Bombs, one after another, delivered with the perfect timing of an expert.
Genius.
So melodic the way he speaks!
“She ain’t your girl it’s just your turn”
Comedians must be the people with the best jobs in the world. Getting paid & having fun.
Chris Rock's standup is funny as hell! I miss his comedy!
Yep! My ex had "platonic" male "friends" that she had in her life for 10-15 years, she she was constantly messaging them at 2am, when she broke up with me she was on a date with one of them the next day
Damn, I guess that's just how she was raised
I’m really sorry about that. I can PROMISE you, while I’m an affectionate person, we are NOT like that. My boyfriend has read about 90% of the conversations I’ve had with guys I have extra platonic attachment. The only 10% he HASN’T read is cos he keeps pushing my phone away when I’m trying to ask about something in the convo, and he’s like “I get it! And don’t worry, it’s fine!”
If what Chris Rock said was true, I’d have cheated on my boyfriend and fucked 95% of my friends. But good luck trying to get my guy friends to be attracted to me 😂 I sure hope he’s joking cos he’s one misogynistic pig if he’s not
@@francesbrett1916mysoginyisctic pig?? You sound very very wokey cokey 😅😅😅😅
I’ll never forget my friend saying she sleeps with a friend occasionally when they are lonely. To quote her, “it doesn’t count though cause he’s gay.”
Fantastic 😀😀😀
Should be shown to teenagers all around the world. This is not just comedy. It's truth. It would save alot of headaches....or worse....if young people knew this shit.
Even if this was the only Stand-up Special Chris Rock had it's enough to make him be considered as one of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time.
The man is a genius.
the man is hilarious and so on point
The GOAT of stand up
True
Is August a "platonic friend"?
No. Will is.
@@missvida6251 ouch
@@missvida6251 🤣
@@missvida6251 savage
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Pound for pound, the smartest comedian out there
And funniest
He summed it up well. So after getting into this situation as a male you can either stand idle in hope of that metaphorical emergency to occur or you can leave her behind so you can be more than a last resort. Though the girl usually gets into a hissy fit when you go with the latter option.
“Two! I guess that is how you were raised!” Ha! Ha!!
oh good old 90s xD
Have more self-respect than waiting around like a spare tire
Exactly! Never be someone's backup choice! Politely decline her offer of friendship and for her to "give you a call when she changes her mind and IF YOU ARE STILL AVAILABLE."
This is classic gold 😂
So spot on
“You know why jada keeps platonic friends?” Well know
Pure wisdom. I watch this before every first date tbh
How does Chris do this.
It's unreal. I see him performing but can't understand how can he be so skilled.
I think because Chris always wanted to vent about things that needed to be said.
Omg 😳 I love Chris Rock
This brother was ahead of this time!
I was thinking of my two platonic friends...
...and decided to come here Chris...for the 1000th time!😅🥰
#ComedicGenius
This is frighteningly accurate lol!
The truth is timeless