Yi Long he didn’t have any moral reasons for not cheating. Only because of convenience. Moral backbone is what will keep someone faithful to their word which he has none
Chris Rock is funny, he is not making serious social comment here, he is doing his job making people laugh, in Britain we call this adult humour, so we should not be childish and just enjoy it for what it is, comedy !
everything we all do relates in some way to society, so you call what he says social comment , I just call it comedy, we had a great comic in the uk called bob monkhouse, bob used the days paper in his act, he did it to keep his act fresh, nothing to do with social comment
Chris Rock is one of our greatest comedians ever! Always sharp! Love him pacing the stage like a madman! No matter who you are, Chris Rock will have you rolling! Liberty. Constitution. Republic.
there has always been people sensitive to comedy. Religious conservatives back in the 70s were always trying to 'cancel' George Carlin for his vulgar immoral anti religious stand up acts.
@@newbers Why? Churches don't make profit. At least where I live. You don't have to pay to enter them, they just make people happy and love life, praise the lord.
Chris Rock: "People always want credit for things they are supposed to do, "I ain't never been in jail" you're not supposed to go to jail" Also Chris: "I don't cheat"
Chris rock,you are truly a legend!!! You definitely belong in the same comedy club as the late legendary Richard pryor and the internationally talented Eddie murphy!!!!
HIS MAN IS THE Crème de la crème and I’m a White something female and laugh my A*S Off every time I hear him people think I can impersonate his voice when I get a few drinks and maybe grass clippings from my lawn mowing company ha ha ha ha
@@Toxiclegend-hl4wg it's a very highly controversial matter. Michael Jackson has been accused of sexually being active with children and his bedroom and stuff like that. All this interest and being a kid and acting like a kid and all that stuff like that. For Michael Jackson to be married kind that contradicts all of that simple because typically in America want to say that when you Mary you're responsible and you're mature but the person that you are with.
*Starless oh okay, I understand now 😅I was thinking that tho, I just wanted to make sure, thanks for explaining. What's your opinion on the very controversial topic about MJ being a pedo
@@Toxiclegend-hl4wg personally I don't judge. It's between him and God. Nobody in this world has the right to judge anybody. That doesn't mean that they should get away with it but I'm not judging at all. At the very least he has not been proven guilty anyway so.
+Rick Taylor You know what is even sicker, more immoral, more disgusting and should be illegal, RELIGION! More ill will has been done in the name of religion than anything else!
No person deserves to be slapped in the face at a gala public event. Smith should have stood up like a true gentleman and just requested Rock to apologise to his wife and all would have been well.
I'm baffled by how some people didn't know who he was. Chris was considered the funniest man alive for the longest time. He had the status Chappelle currently has. Dave himself says Chris is the best.
@@TCt83067695 They invented, then pushed the metric system through a global domination attempt via military, economic, and political force in the 19th and 20th centuries.
People applaud him for saying publicly that he doesn't cheat, like anyone would be like "oh yeah I cheat on my wife regularly let's make some noise for that!"
Mel Ba .. gay marriages are civil unions .. to people who believe in a higher authority it’s marriage for heterosexual born and bred...lol ( born and bred) for those that don’t care or believe in GOD gay or straight it can be a union..
Look up how Speedy Gonzales keeps getting banned to stop causing offence to Mexicans, then brought back by Mexicans who like Speedy Gonzales, it’s probably the same thing.
"The president will give you a straight answer on gay marriage!" Wonder if the pun was intended.
Don Laskie Lmao I thought the same!
+Don Silasky probably would have delivered it slower if it was. just my guess. good catch though
+Don Silasky , this tape was in 2004 when Bush was the President.
Exactly what I was thinking
Knowing comedy, comedians, and especially Chris Rock's comedy, I say yeah, the pun was indeed intended.
"gay people have the right to be as miserable as everyone else" LOL love this
Read this right as he said this 🤣🤣
So hilarious
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equality
@@Reposterkkkk 🤣💰
"The Mistress Protection Program" ... I'm dying...I think Bill Clinton started that system
Nah JFK
The NBA has had an active MPP in most large cities since at least the 80s
Nah it was probably founded as early as the beginning of our nation by founding fathers Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton
@@johnmartin4119 Hamilton fan! I Catch you! 😉
Canal da Suca yeah, but I’m also a History Major
Been jumping in the Chris Rock train since the Oscar slap.
I wish he could get richer than Will Smith because of that slap. That would be his best revenge
Only since SlapGate? Welcome to the fan club and enjoy the binge watch.
we.. have been. seriously this man is so fucking hilarious and i will never be more grateful than i'm rn for that slap.
Nice. I am there with you dud.
Try Chris Rock's "How not to get your ass kicked(by the police)" if yoy havent seen it yet
aye thx bro @@mikhaila.5288
What genius! At a time when this was SUCH a hot button topic, he was already CLEARLY ahead of his time. People totally underestimate his insights. 👍👏
Are you a fucking idiot? Nothing he's saying is remotely near genius or ahead of its time.
"I DON'T CHEAT!"
Well, that didn't age well....
Yi Long he didn’t have any moral reasons for not cheating. Only because of convenience. Moral backbone is what will keep someone faithful to their word which he has none
@@mrmoses7170 He means, Chris Rock is actually a cheater xD
That's not what he meant
@@shen1801 wait what? With whom?
finish the sentence u wang
Chris Rock is funny, he is not making serious social comment here, he is doing his job making people laugh, in Britain we call this adult humour, so we should not be childish and just enjoy it for what it is, comedy !
no, it is social comment actually, thats why its so funny.
everything we all do relates in some way to society, so you call what he says social comment , I just call it comedy, we had a great comic in the uk called bob monkhouse, bob used the days paper in his act, he did it to keep his act fresh, nothing to do with social comment
He's expressing his serious social and political ideas though comedy.
HATER !!!!!!!! African American who doesn't accept DIVERSITY !!! :(
Hater Trash !! :)
"From now on your name is Carol ok lisa", "ok ". "Bitch you gonna get us killed" I died 😁
"I don't cheat." * applause *
Okay so now not cheating is ovation worthy?
+dapperedavid the generation we live in? Hell yes its ovation worthy.
Yeshua Samuel You don't have a lot of faith in humanity.
dapperedavid I was cheated on.. so you can forgive me for my lack of faith.
Yeshua Samuel yup
+Super Hans he didn't ask them to clap for him
''gotta put the girl in Mistress protection programme'' hahahaha
"marriage is a sacred institution"
Meanwhile: **half of all marriages end in divorce**
more than half
And the other half end in DEATH... Take your pick... Oh, BTW, you're not supposed to get to choose which of you die... :)
Half of the marriages in the us**
Chris Rock videos have been popping up like crazy since the slap. I forgot how funny he is.
Chris Rock, you keep my depression down and my anxiety away!!! I frikkin LOVE you!!! ❤️❤️
Me too
💜
"i dont cheat"
The narrator:
-He cheated
hey this is comedy... hehehe
"I've put more girls through school than the United Negro College Fund" 😭🤣🤣🤣
“Well you never know, we’re talking to people and economic indicators are indicating that indications are coming to the indicator! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So gifted, everything just flows flawlessly, he is so hilarious. ''I am tired of getting caught''
Chris Rock is one of our greatest comedians ever!
Always sharp! Love him pacing the stage like a madman!
No matter who you are,
Chris Rock will have you rolling!
Liberty. Constitution. Republic.
Very true!
The old times where the public stayed in their chairs😆
To soon 😂
Now, snowflake get up their chair n slap…..
And that’s why we love Chris Rock!
Yes, that's why we do. He's the real deal 👊
THANK YOU Chris for SUPPORTING Education!
Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle go back and forth for funniest comedian in my mind. Absolutely hilarious.
he's funnier than Dave Chappelle in my book
Just like me
Nope Eddie Murphy
Eddie was legit
Always been Chris Rock for me...no doubt!
17 Years Later: Chris Rock gets caught cheating
I’m happy for the French subtitles so I could understand what he was saying
Who's here after the hot slap from Will Smith
Chris f*cking ROCK ladies and gentlemen!!!
Absolute legend!
The way he shows average politician's answer is just hilarious and so true! xD
Laughed my ass off at this.. Life's too short and too precious to waste it on negativity
This is a little late, but sorry about the loss of your ass.
💜
When comedy wasn't so sensitive.
there has always been people sensitive to comedy. Religious conservatives back in the 70s were always trying to 'cancel' George Carlin for his vulgar immoral anti religious stand up acts.
@@newbers And now anti-religious folks have taken it to another level of cancel culture
denisitele for good reason. Tax the churches!
@@newbers Why? Churches don't make profit. At least where I live. You don't have to pay to enter them, they just make people happy and love life, praise the lord.
Yes
Will staged the oscars slap to get Chris back into the game. What a true friend.
You’re a Fool for this one Fella …………… 💀
@@constablekennedy7705 he’s being sarcastic
It is impossible to look at Chris Rock and not think... "How much for an order of ribs?"
"Wooo woo woo! I just want one rib, I sho am hungry"
And a sip of soda 😂😂😂
Not an order of ribs for one bone
"You got change for a hundred?"
Good lawd that’s a lotta money!!!
Chris Rock is my Depression Pill 😆 🤣 😂
Chris Rock: "People always want credit for things they are supposed to do, "I ain't never been in jail" you're not supposed to go to jail"
Also Chris: "I don't cheat"
I was just thinking this. Lol. His writers weren't consistent with that part. Haha
To be fair, he didn’t want credit for it, he was just bringing up his next point
My thought too!
Literally the next line: "Not because I'm a great husband"
Are you all deaf?
You must be deaf, I swear to God you must be deaf or somn!
This guy is funny
You are far the BEST comedian around today Thank you sharing you humor to make me think that makes sense in life and making me laugh 😅 as hard as is 😅
" i put more girls through school than..." best joke
“Mistress protection program”🤣🤣🤣
That’s funny. Those were pretty offensive but didn’t see any guys go up to slap him.
this is from 2004, and it is still true to this day lmao
Chris rock,you are truly a legend!!! You definitely belong in the same comedy club as the late legendary Richard pryor and the internationally talented Eddie murphy!!!!
I know, it's getting very old.
I completely agree!
God bless Chris Rock. Out here paying visas and tuition fees for other women. Such a progressive feminist.
What a shocker
A Hollywood celebrity for gay marriage.
So brave
I love Chris Rock's smart comedy.
You don't cheat because you love your wife, stop foolin' funny though.
he actually got divorced for cheating, or so he said
LGL pay attention, he said right after that he was only tired of getting caught, not because he was a good husband.
Man you're my favorite comedian, u say some crazy stuff. At my house we luv ya.
HIS MAN IS THE Crème de la crème and I’m a White something female and laugh my A*S Off every time I hear him people think I can impersonate his voice when I get a few drinks and maybe grass clippings from my lawn mowing company ha ha ha ha
If your in a gay marriage hopefully you can double your wardrobe in a hurry!
"I don't cheat." Well that aged poorly...
People change lol
What's your opinion about him now? LOL
Chris Rock definitely one of the best to ever do it💯
"Michael Jackson got married , how sacred is that ?"
I busted out laughing at that part XD
I don't get it 🤷🏻♂️
@@Toxiclegend-hl4wg it's a very highly controversial matter. Michael Jackson has been accused of sexually being active with children and his bedroom and stuff like that. All this interest and being a kid and acting like a kid and all that stuff like that. For Michael Jackson to be married kind that contradicts all of that simple because typically in America want to say that when you Mary you're responsible and you're mature but the person that you are with.
*Starless oh okay, I understand now 😅I was thinking that tho, I just wanted to make sure, thanks for explaining. What's your opinion on the very controversial topic about MJ being a pedo
@@Toxiclegend-hl4wg personally I don't judge. It's between him and God. Nobody in this world has the right to judge anybody. That doesn't mean that they should get away with it but I'm not judging at all. At the very least he has not been proven guilty anyway so.
merci pour les sous titres
I want Chris Rock for President.
"Mistress" protection program 😆🤣😅😆😉😋😎
An economic Indicators indicates that an indication is coming for the indicators hahaha 🤣😂😅👍 had me....
Chris rock, you're a legend. The funniest comedian ive seen!!!
The subtitles, though!!! I am dying laughing too hard.
2015, it's legal now.
+Quincy
Unfortunately.
Why is it unfortunate?
I wont feed the trolls. Good day,
+Rick Taylor You know what is even sicker, more immoral, more disgusting and should be illegal, RELIGION! More ill will has been done in the name of religion than anything else!
+Giovanni Martinez
Try telling Quincy that.
saw him live and he is great we were dying
The first minute really felt like George Carlin onstage
"I don't cheat" Well , now we know that was a lie..
That’s funny. Those were pretty offensive but didn’t see any gays go up to slap him.
Will Smith is a beta male who has been sent by his wife to slap a grown man in front of the planet and in front of his family.
No person deserves to be slapped in the face at a gala public event. Smith should have stood up like a true gentleman and just requested Rock to apologise to his wife and all would have been well.
This is so so true , I agree with you completely and I’m a fan of both artist’s have been for years but what happened was so wrong.
cry me a river
No. Will should have kept his ass in his seat and taken that extremely mild joke like a man. He acted like an unhinged idiot and should get help.
I love that subtle flex "paying tuition" for the college girls he be gettin'
"I don't cheat"
ten years later...
Listen to the complete joke you idiot
So that's how that student loan problem should be handled.
Don't give Donald Trump any ideas.
I don't cheat.
Puttin up with one woman is hard enough.
Surprised so many of you never watched much of CR’s work until after the slap!
I'm baffled by how some people didn't know who he was. Chris was considered the funniest man alive for the longest time. He had the status Chappelle currently has. Dave himself says Chris is the best.
The last joke tho! Mans educated sooo many gurls!! 😂😂😂
When Cris rock is on the set UH OH!
Merci pour la traduction 😁
France sucks
@@billybobjoe198 pls elaborate
@@TCt83067695 They invented, then pushed the metric system through a global domination attempt via military, economic, and political force in the 19th and 20th centuries.
@@billybobjoe198 so you're salty over the metric system?
@@TCt83067695 It's so bad dude. Have you ever used it?
1:57 “Mistress Protection Program!”
People applaud him for saying publicly that he doesn't cheat, like anyone would be like "oh yeah I cheat on my wife regularly let's make some noise for that!"
No doubt.. Chris Rock is one of the funniest to ever liveth
I'm glad the slap has brought so many people to Chris's material. I'm envious of you guys seeing his genius for the first time.
5 years later, 😔. It evolved into something else
I agree
My fav stand up comic
We should have gotten rid of marriage altogether.
Call them all civil unions and let people and churches decide which ones to call marriages.
Mel Ba .. gay marriages are civil unions .. to people who believe in a higher authority it’s marriage for heterosexual born and bred...lol ( born and bred) for those that don’t care or believe in GOD gay or straight it can be a union..
@@winniejohnson5559 atheists still call marriage.
You can call it whatever you like, the result is the same.
“i DoNt ChEaT!” -2014
.....
Not only talented but bright as hell
How times have changed. He said he doesn't cheat. And his latest special he talks about getting divorced because he cheated twice.
You Rock my man you have an amazing talent to make people laugh 😂
Way hotter than Denzel even today
Chris Rock is a ROCK-star
yep I'm getting married. Chris rock is funny!!!
Hey its been 4 years. Hows marriage?
“I dont cheat” - Chris Rock. This didn’t age well😅
"I don't cheat." That didn't age very well 😂😂
He's divorced now... took 40% of his wealth they say. $40M. WTF... still rich tho. Dude is worth $60M now.
Before Dave Chapelle. Before Bill Burr. There was Chris Rock.
"I'm married, I don't cheat."... Well, hello 2017 !!!
How could you slap a dude who is this cool?
I wonder if Kim Davis watched this video. Lol
+Cap Tac lol prob not
This is my favorite CR stand up, Never Scared. Esp the Michael Jackson part.
"I don't cheat..." oh, wait.
God damn that last one is hilarious as sky high.
Chris is good 😂💯👊
That,”I don’t cheat” line didn’t age very well😳
You believe he kicked it with Kerry too??? I almost can't blame him cause she is hot!!!
High status men can't resist the temptations given to them most of the time.
@@josh18230 you aren't lying about that one: Bill Clinton comes to mind when you say that
Way better than dave Chappelle
I wonder how he feels when he hears the part of this standup routine when he hears about him being married and never cheating? I'm guessing: OOPS!!!
Why would the dislikes be from gay people...Chris Rock id DEFENDING gay marriage
Did he cheat on his wife or some shit tho despite these statements?
Some people just dislike to dislike, I'm sure.
Because they're f*cked in the head anyway. They don't know their right from their left lol!
Look up how Speedy Gonzales keeps getting banned to stop causing offence to Mexicans, then brought back by Mexicans who like Speedy Gonzales, it’s probably the same thing.
LOL and then in a few years "I cheated" the longest setup ever!