@@elduderino2404 I love Jim Gaffigan. He is really good at what he does. I won't compare him to early Bill Cosby, other than he used little to no profanity, or talk about sex, and still makes me laugh all the way through his specials.
He's most definitely one of the greats. Followed this guy his whole career. When your name recognizable to twenty somethings....your still very relavant, IMHO He's been one of the few who walk his talk, from what I followed. The way he did the stereo type jokes.....😂😂😂 I mean c'mon..... and he did it in such a way he called both races out and one of the few who could do it with such memorable success! I love him! Definitely one of my greats!! Good luck to you all on your journeys......
I usually hate stereotype based comedy but this is gold. I like how he touches regular scenarios many of us have witnessed or experienced in black settings. He was speaking the truth here.
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@@Alakwe yeah and they got two or three jobs,i know i worked with black people for 50 years,and they were my best customers,they always paid their bills,but jokers and players,they brought guns and demanded there cars,yeah he's right,thats the sad part he's right,crappy world,too much confusion
The only thing I don't like about Chris is he makes my cheek muscles hurt from laughing. That's not a joke. The guy is too funny. Thats a good thing! :D
That's what REAL comedy is for my friend: For us all to share the cathartic experience of acknowledging all the ridiculous things in the world, and laugh at it together (sometimes so we don't cry)
@@okaeT Asian gangs throughout the US. Chinese sex slavery throughout the US. List goes on. Under what rock do you live? You must be under 18. If not I admire your naivety
But its true.. that why peopel shouldn't be offended.. why would you be offended .. its not you lol. Thats why i like this bit.. its so clear 'we might look the same, but we aint the same
Same here, in fact every tine I see one of those scenarios he mentions I think back on this routine thinking he truly hit the nail on the head with this one!
@@foyo5497 will smith is a straight up nigga who grew up in nigga town called Philly. Go back to 1990 if you dont believe me. They were all niggas that benefitted from the "oppressed" society. 🤣
@@gzus1482 As they get older they get more polite and less offensive which adversely affects standup comedy. The ones that do stay nasty are just big mouthed, and I didn't like them that much in the first place...
I saw Chris in concert years ago. The man is brilliant. He didn’t miss a beat. He was so funny … raw and a bit raunchy …. My stomach hurt from laughing!
Nobody has since George Carlin and Richard Pryor died, closest one is Eddie Griffith, Ricky Gervais is the last person who ripped into Celebrities at the Golden Globes in 2020, Alex Hooper is one of the funniest roasters modern comedy needs, you should see him rip into Simon Cowell while he's pissing himself laughing
Agreed. We just had a shooting here in Cedar Rapids, ia in a very nice looking black club with a stupid ass name (Club Taboo, whatever that means). Two were killed. The ones killed were dating (both black), and killed over who knows over what. And the two killers were black as well, or as Chris rock described them to be. One has been caught.
I wish that Chris Rock would do a routine like this again for Good old Time sake he's 100% right and all races have that certain part of them that we wish didn't exist, I personally love when people used to do race label comedy
Love this. Can't believe this is still out here with all the cancel society. That is why I have to say I still love UA-cam for being bold enough to keep it out here. Hell FB and Twitter will cancel you in a sec for something like this. Just got done watching Eddie Murphy's Delirious and Raw and thought I wonder if some of Chris' best work is still out here and here it is. Kudos to UA-cam.
"...cancel society...:". Yawn; so tired of people thoughtlessly parroting the latest terms and positions taught to them. So, you don't see your hypocrisy in this instant? -- The choice (of a media outlet) to censor content is also a form of free speech. I won't even waste my time debunking the "cancel" nonsense in general.
Yet they are also 'bold' enough to nam ANYONE who simply, QUESTIONS the election and ppl who are (and rightfully so) sceptic of the 'covid pandemic'....yep REAL bold.
CHRIS ROCK IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THE BEST COMEDIANS! WISH WE COULD SEE MORE OF HIM! I RARELY LAUGH OUT LAUGH, BUT I DO OFTEN WHEN HEARING CHRIS DOING STAND UP COMEDY!
It's never not relevant. The problem is, non-Blacks take this stuff and paint ALL OF US with the same brush or...only through the lens of Black conservatives who parrot what racist whites think and feel. Black people rarely get the autonomy to speak for ourselves. A lot of the shit in this country would be different if we had that historical right.
@@shlepmessing8703 key word is historical. Look back at how blacks were regarded in American society. That's what the individual was referring to. We barely had any rights.
@@SuperGabetendo777 No, you've always had the same rights anyone else has. From the day you were born. So using history as an excuse is bullshit for anyone out there today. Whatever 'regard' someone has today is based on behavior... and the lack of accountability many have. Always blaming someone else... like cops.
@@shlepmessing8703 okay Scott. Please re read what I just said. Never said ANYTHING about present rights. Obviously we all have the same rights in America. I was referring to the person who was commentating on the historical rights pertaining blacks back in the day. Again, you clearly just want to argue. Said nothing about present day smh.
I believe so, unfortunately there are no shortages of asshole's or cunts in any group of people, or whatever term ppl use for insufferable individuals.
This was the first thing I watched after installing moms first satellite dish back in 1997, I was 16 when this came out haha. Had HBO free for the month
Will smith had a "n***** moment" but he has not had a reputation for being one. But yeah Chris is absolutely right 💯 this has been the problem with our community for the longest
Prayers for the translator who had to do this. Japanese has slang but there is a lot A LOT in there that takes some linguistic gymnastics to make sense hahaha.
I personally thought they did a good enough job, though of course this is gonna be funnier in English. Im scrolling the comments looking for Japanese thoughts.
@@ladyofthecreek279 when a multitude of these said regurgitated "opinions" are just conveyed to belittle black people, yep. i do find it rather comical how you was more offended about the notion of them pandering rather than the stated comment that their audience are mostly racists.
@@doshpits i know personal experience doesn't have worth anymore instead in today's developing culture you have to adhere to mob rule and ideology...however everything that I have seen from Owens, Tatum, Elder, Sowell, ABL, Hodge Twins etc is the furthest thing I've seen from the definition of racism or them 'hating their own race'. Instead the only thing I can see is that theyre tired of their own race being the lowest common denominator. That just because someone is black brown or what have you doens't mean you can't take responsibility for your actions. They have all in their own way helped to educate or support the black community and the country at large. They are all inspiring in their own way as well. I have found them to be a positive force for good. I haven't always agreed with Tatum or Owens for example but its better than them trying to perpetuate a victim narrative that seeks to destroy and divide. Not to mention race baiting which has continually been perpetuated by the left for either ratings or for some agenda that seems intentional in its demise of unity amongst the people. Its also a hell of a lot more constructive than the Marxist group known as BLM. None of the money they raised went to impoverished black communities or to helping to address the insane black on black murders in Chicago or school choice. Instead you get one of its founders using the money to buy a new ranch house in Georgia for well over a million. Anyways, I want black folks to be just as prosperous as the most proseperous....and that group goes to Asians. I don't mean any ill will and my message is not meant as such. I also hope you don't take it that way. Like I said in the beginning...its been my experience that....
@@shmac96 let me explain something to you...the good ole coloreds you love to listen to are performance artists. They do nothing to help advance civil rights. Their schtick is to make people like you feel comfortable in your white male world view by seeing a black face mouthing the same fairy tales you so desperately need to believe in. They making a living from the ignorance of people like you.
>Can't eat a restaurant without twerking >Can't have packages delivered to your house without it getting snatched up >Can't go to an airport without a fight breaking out
After the Oscars I realized that Will Smith was Tom Dubois from the Boondocks and that slap was the Simp Ghost of Stinkmeaner coming out. It was a pure nigga moment on Will's part... Chris was speaking pure facts in this show
The reaction from the crowd says it all. Most people are very similar, regardless of race. We need to get over this division and move forward together.
How true, we as black people are so much better than what some of our people show, as far as the way we dress, our hair style, our speaking, our music an what the message in our music was saying, our TV shows, do we always have to show negativity, we should be showing how a black family try to be positive as we can,
@@alltimeraiderfanwinbaby826 yeah but sadly positivity doesnt sell, so in this age of media desperate for attention, itll all be stories of "LOOK AT THIS WHITE RACIST!" (on liberal news) or "LOOK AT THIS BLACK HOODLUM!" on conservative news.
Reading the Japanese subtitles: This is the driest, most un-nuanced translation possible. It gets the general gist but completely ignores any of the connotations of the slang. e.g. "I don't know that shit -- Keepin' It Real!", translation in Japanese: "Dunno. Of course I do not know that!" Whoever translated this failed to convey the meaning of the colloquialisms.
For me, Bring the Pain (1996) and Bigger and Blacker (1999) are peak Chris Rock. He's still young and hungry but has honed his material and that trademark C.R. cadence is at it's sharpest and most powerful.
In those two performances time-spans, he was the best stand-up comedian in the world. He's still a legend but those were like back-to-back MVP, triple crown seasons. And they have even more power now then they did back then.
As an Aussie, this is gold, work hard and provide for your family, pull your weight and respect others, it doesn't matter what colour or creed, don't hide or blame CRIMINALITY and your ability to bludge on race or colour, here in Australia our Nxxxx's are called Bogan's
Sad thing is he came out a couple years ago to say how much he regretted this bit. When cancel culture turns guys like CR into cowards you know we've lost.
I don't know if this is true. Beware what you hear anymore. Because what I heard was he would not work colleges anymore because of the snowflakes not having any sense of humor. So either that is true or the other. Hell, who knows in this day. Half the damn videos are fake.
Did he say why he regretted it? I think it matters whether there were specific reasons. Because there is at least a kernel of truth to this skit, and I think he knows that.
Cancel, my ass. You can do and say almost anything you like. Quit being such a whiny-ass. Can you still go to work? Eat what you like? Drive whatever car you can afford? Then why whimper cuz you can’t insult as many people anymore? Why did that mean do much to you?
I love how when he asked which race was more racist you could have literally heard a pin drop. Hahaha. I miss the days when we could make fun of our differences and laugh together.
Now, this is a story all about how Will's life got flipped-turned upside down. Will walked up to Chris, who just stood right there, then took a slap from the Fresh Simp of Bel Air.
@@monotech20.14 Talk about bullshit, one minute you idiot Democrats are absolutely against taking vaccines. Now that your idiot president is running things, you're forcing everybody else to take them. Kamala swore to investigate Joe Biden for sexual misconduct and accused him of racism, now she's laying at his feet in the whitehouse.. Nancy Pelosi dressing up in African garb culturally appropriating blacks, I mean Hollywood can't write this crap😂 so, yeah I hear you.
@@MrDeplorable-sw9cz Nancy Pelosi dressing up in African garb culturally appropriating blacks? What? First off it wasn't just Pelosi and she was GIVEN like the others that "garb" by a black group.
@@Skyfalcon12345 If by "said" you mean that you'd written the same joke somewhere in the comments, I didn't read any of them before posting this gag. If you meant something else, I don't get it.
"I take care of MY kids" "You're SUPPOSED TO ya dumb muthafuckah!"
I died.
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I just looked it up and it is 64% of black families are fatherless. Asians in America was the lowest at 15%.
Whatchu want a cookie?! haha!
This is definitely a Man who knew what he was talking about. He has never stood up for trash, Black or White. He’s or was great..
It’s even funnier if you can imagine Jim Gaffigan doing this routine
@@elduderino2404 I love Jim Gaffigan. He is really good at what he does. I won't compare him to early Bill Cosby, other than he used little to no profanity, or talk about sex, and still makes me laugh all the way through his specials.
He's most definitely one of the greats. Followed this guy his whole career. When your name recognizable to twenty somethings....your still very relavant, IMHO He's been one of the few who walk his talk, from what I followed. The way he did the stereo type jokes.....😂😂😂 I mean c'mon..... and he did it in such a way he called both races out and one of the few who could do it with such memorable success! I love him! Definitely one of my greats!! Good luck to you all on your journeys......
A true comedy legend
he is still alive
Can't have an Oscars show without without Will and Jada screwing it up.
Another skirmish in the 'black civil war'!
@@c3bhm bruh lmfao
LMAOOO
Chris should have been more respectful of Will and not bothered with insulting Jada. The show would have been great
Will and Jada are the niggas
Niggaz cant sit front row at the Oscars anymore
This joke holds more weight now especially after the Oscars. 🤣
Straight up it does well said 😎
Exactly ❤️💕❤️💯
Q: And, guess who's the _______? A: WILL SMITH.
#OscarsSoWhite
Real talk!!
Always love the
"Grand opening, grand closing "
Yep. They open up, and the next thing you know, there's white stuff smeard on the windows. CLOSED!
And the hopping around in a circle play area 😂
@@reven-docta79 6th
godamn your man hov cracked the can open again
I got triggered
Chris Rock says this shit on stage and its funny, but my dad says this shit in the grocery store and everybody loses their minds
Lmao!
He should get in the express lane so he can express himself.😜
@@bholaoates1542 Dad white?
your dad must be white.
@@ATHikers damn his dad is Grand marshall white ,,,lol
I usually hate stereotype based comedy but this is gold. I like how he touches regular scenarios many of us have witnessed or experienced in black settings. He was speaking the truth here.
@ckorpi88ify bill burr talks about other races and doesn't do it like a racist idiot
@ckorpi88ify because anything a white person says that other colors don’t like is racist, some how but when they say it, it’s isn’t racist wtf
He has touched on truth that big tech does not want us to say or Know ?????
I have heard the expression "Comedy is Logic/Truth slightly askewed" and that stuck with me
@@JesterPsycho You are racist, that is why it bothers you.
“Niggas love to not know!!” I died laughing at this for days!!
0:30 Chris prediction of Will Smith incident at the Oscars.
Back when America had a sense of humor...
indeed.
Right right. To many big mouths turned into pansy ass wine bag cry babies.☘️🇺🇸😎🥋
Fucking truth
yeah, no doubt...I grew up watching Chris Rock and his truth.
Can't even call a black man black anymore lol
Brilliant and bold. We need another CR stand up special.
Fearless
No
@@gamelove100 was that too much truth for you
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@ckorpi88ify Yeah, his last special was pretty tame, focused more on the whites lmao.
He's 100% right!!! He'd never get away with this routine today.
How life can radically change in 5 years when the world went insane in 2018.
I was thinking the same
Oh with me he would.
Yeah he would. Black people are immune to cancel culture regarding the n word.... they own it!
Yes he could. Many of us still enjoy humor.
In 1996, Chris Rock time traveled into the future and arrived on the evening of Sunday March 27, 2022. He then traveled back to 1996 and wrote this joke, just so Will Smith could eventually prove him right. Chris Rock: America's only time-travelling comedic genius.
So true. He was right. I feel the same way. Will Smith was so out of line for what he did to Chris. I hope Chris is doing ok.
FACTS!!!
Will Smith busted a cap at the theater and closed it down. LOL
I actually feel bad for Will. You've seen how his wife treats him like shit and insults him publicly?
これが文化の違いか
少なくとも今回の事で世界中のアメリカに対するイメージは悪くなっただろうな
"How NOT to get your ass kicked by the police"
Rock's best work, of all time.
Yep, should be required watching every school
he was hungry then, I agree! He is still amazing but this special was extra and on time lol
That is brilliant..so, so funny. The cutaway scenes are excellent too..the expressions of the guy in the car...hahahaha!
LOL, My favorite was the "Turn That S____ Down!"
Everything he said was pure truth.
Tired tired tired..
*That is why they removed him from stage.*
*Cause truth is against their plans...*
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Lot of black people in the audience cracking up
@@Alakwe yeah and they got two or three jobs,i know i worked with black people for 50 years,and they were my best customers,they always paid their bills,but jokers and players,they brought guns and demanded there cars,yeah he's right,thats the sad part he's right,crappy world,too much confusion
as someone from southside GR i can confirm this lmfao
I was a bit down in the dumps until Rock started his routine. Then I laughed a whole bunch and I felt better.
The only thing I don't like about Chris is he makes my cheek muscles hurt from laughing. That's not a joke. The guy is too funny. Thats a good thing! :D
That's what REAL comedy is for my friend:
For us all to share the cathartic experience of acknowledging all the ridiculous things in the world, and laugh at it together (sometimes so we don't cry)
* heart*
Same here I was bowling my eyes out now I'm cracking up
He speaks the truth.
The reason this is timeless is there is always a subclass of any group that brings the whole group down. Black, white, country, county, city, etc.
Haven’t seen an Asian underclass yet, at least in America
glad you explained that to us. it isnt obvious at all
@@okaeT Asian gangs throughout the US. Chinese sex slavery throughout the US. List goes on. Under what rock do you live? You must be under 18. If not I admire your naivety
@@kensington1199 shid!! Go to certain cities in Wisconsin! They are ruthless! On the low!!
@@kensington1199 Asians know how to police their own shit.
Watching this after Oscars 2022. He's describing Will Smith here.
You can't take black people no where 😆😆😆
Maybe not
That's why we can't have nice things.
lol 🤣
@@joetroutt7425 Maybe yes. No. Definitely yes.
Chris's way to distinguish working folks from punks with humor
But its true.. that why peopel shouldn't be offended.. why would you be offended .. its not you lol. Thats why i like this bit.. its so clear 'we might look the same, but we aint the same
*too
I wish this had caught on. The dreaded N word would have only applied to those punks and not your average hard working black person.
@@jamesanderson6373 *me too
@@TrentCantrell that's why the word jogger is so popular these days. It refers to a thug.
Saw this when it debut on HBO and fell out of the recliner laughing. I needed oxygen I laughed so hard
Same.
stop lyin
You did not
Same here, in fact every tine I see one of those scenarios he mentions I think back on this routine thinking he truly hit the nail on the head with this one!
Yup! Back in the day!!
"You aint hear shit cause you was doing shit" still kills
He was foreshadowing the whole Will Smith encounter😭😭😭😂
will smith is the nigga he talks about
How about that it came to pass
Outside of the slap, I dont think Will even comes close to being one of the "ni**az" Chris is speaking about.
@@foyo5497
Then you may just choose to study Will just a little bit deeper. 👌
@@foyo5497 will smith is a straight up nigga who grew up in nigga town called Philly. Go back to 1990 if you dont believe me. They were all niggas that benefitted from the "oppressed" society. 🤣
This video aged suprisly well after what happened at the Oscars.
Was nice when people could make fun of things and others didn’t so damned upset
Make fun !??? He's f*cking serious !!!
That’s because this younger generation or some punk ass bitches here by the runaround have my feelings hurt and they do some fucked up shit too
@@lisahill6817 - *Don't be making fun of them sissified leotard, skirt wearin' foolz* = They got feelings too :)
Back when people understood “observational comedy.” As many others have said, it’s funny because it’s thing he and many others have experienced
@Shin Shaman (yawn)
The funniest part of this entire vid?
The moonrunes. Just thinking about this playing played in nippon cracks my ass up
Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock heck all the comedians I love were at their best in their younger raw days.. This is so good!
No shit, eventually everybody gets old. 🤦♂️
@@gzus1482 As they get older they get more polite and less offensive which adversely affects standup comedy. The ones that do stay nasty are just big mouthed, and I didn't like them that much in the first place...
Chapelle gets better with age
Eddie Murphy sucked. He had such a weird obsession with gay people. Those specials are unwatchable.
"I got 2 jobs you can't get 1"
That's some real hustle powerful quote right there.
I saw Chris in concert years ago. The man is brilliant. He didn’t miss a beat. He was so funny … raw and a bit raunchy …. My stomach hurt from laughing!
No one tells the truth in a humorous way better than Chris Rock.
Not anymore
Nobody has since George Carlin and Richard Pryor died, closest one is Eddie Griffith, Ricky Gervais is the last person who ripped into Celebrities at the Golden Globes in 2020, Alex Hooper is one of the funniest roasters modern comedy needs, you should see him rip into Simon Cowell while he's pissing himself laughing
Eh, Bill Burr does a pretty good job of it.
Dave Chapelle, Bill Burr and Bill Maher are the only ones.
eddie griffin or kat williams
will smith just confirmed his argument
Great comedian, he's got balls enuf to tell it like it really is !
I remember watching this so long ago, and after what happened Sunday makes his words stick harder.
Chris told the 100% truth right here in this clip.....bcaz that's exactly what happened at Oscar 2022. Ignorant ppl will mess things up
exactly, will smith acted like an ignorant mf, very unsophisticated
Lmao Will the whitest dude ever this is not who he was talking about 💀
@@MalikJahrome your reply..... wtf is him being the "whitest dude ever" got to do with him acting "ignorant"
Agreed. We just had a shooting here in Cedar Rapids, ia in a very nice looking black club with a stupid ass name (Club Taboo, whatever that means). Two were killed. The ones killed were dating (both black), and killed over who knows over what. And the two killers were black as well, or as Chris rock described them to be. One has been caught.
I wish that Chris Rock would do a routine like this again for Good old Time sake he's 100% right and all races have that certain part of them that we wish didn't exist, I personally love when people used to do race label comedy
He actually says he no longer does or likes this routine. Sad but unfortunately true.
@@SiggyCloud Maybe because he grew up?
@@monotech20.14 Or maybe because he didn't want his career ruined by overly sensitive liberal pussies.
No seriously...why doesn't Chris do standup anymore?
@@clairelivefreeordie2551 He makes more money staring in Adam Sandler movies and only has to put in 1/4 of the work.
All-time classic and couldn't agree more!
Love this. Can't believe this is still out here with all the cancel society. That is why I have to say I still love UA-cam for being bold enough to keep it out here. Hell FB and Twitter will cancel you in a sec for something like this. Just got done watching Eddie Murphy's Delirious and Raw and thought I wonder if some of Chris' best work is still out here and here it is. Kudos to UA-cam.
This is from 96....
"...cancel society...:". Yawn; so tired of people thoughtlessly parroting the latest terms and positions taught to them. So, you don't see your hypocrisy in this instant? -- The choice (of a media outlet) to censor content is also a form of free speech. I won't even waste my time debunking the "cancel" nonsense in general.
UA-cam cancels all kind of shit. No different than Facefuck or Twatter
@UCFVKpKkhUYrTXdeJTx5TNDQ cringe… take your bullshit somewhere else lol no one gives a fuck about you
Yet they are also 'bold' enough to nam ANYONE who simply, QUESTIONS the election and ppl who are (and rightfully so) sceptic of the 'covid pandemic'....yep REAL bold.
Will smith punches Chris rock on live tv , that’s why we can’t have nice things .
And after boycotting the Academy Awards before claiming #OscarsSoWhite .
@@daveclark8337 he has played the man in most of his movies so he would know .
CHRIS ROCK IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THE BEST COMEDIANS! WISH WE COULD SEE MORE OF HIM! I RARELY LAUGH OUT LAUGH, BUT I DO OFTEN WHEN HEARING CHRIS DOING STAND UP COMEDY!
thank you very much man!
I'm learning japanese, your post is very useful and fun too
thanks
how's your japanese after 8 years?
I’m curious about your Japanese too.. this damn UA-cam algorithm
Hows the Japanese going bud
He took the coof jab and is now incapacitated.
@@dr.zoidberg4313 RIP
Funny how this can still be relevant today
It's never not relevant. The problem is, non-Blacks take this stuff and paint ALL OF US with the same brush or...only through the lens of Black conservatives who parrot what racist whites think and feel. Black people rarely get the autonomy to speak for ourselves. A lot of the shit in this country would be different if we had that historical right.
@@manuginobilisbaldspot424 Historical right? What rights do you not have?
@@shlepmessing8703 key word is historical. Look back at how blacks were regarded in American society. That's what the individual was referring to. We barely had any rights.
@@SuperGabetendo777 No, you've always had the same rights anyone else has. From the day you were born. So using history as an excuse is bullshit for anyone out there today. Whatever 'regard' someone has today is based on behavior... and the lack of accountability many have. Always blaming someone else... like cops.
@@shlepmessing8703 okay Scott. Please re read what I just said. Never said ANYTHING about present rights. Obviously we all have the same rights in America. I was referring to the person who was commentating on the historical rights pertaining blacks back in the day. Again, you clearly just want to argue. Said nothing about present day smh.
I think every race of people can agree with this
i just don't care...but it was funny tho.
@@justanothergamer3675 no....i think deep down, you do.
I believe so, unfortunately there are no shortages of asshole's or cunts in any group of people, or whatever term ppl use for insufferable individuals.
Every race has their own version of n!&#!. The ignorant people who just happen to the same race them
"Can't do a G.I. Jane joke at the Oscars without some nigga screwing it up."
This and the How not to get your ass kicked by police skit are two of the best comedy sets done by this man.
Way ahed of his time,genius.
One of the funniest bits I've ever seen, great job.
This is a brilliant way to parallel the lifestyles and mindsets, as always CR keeps it real!
3:15
This was the first thing I watched after installing moms first satellite dish back in 1997, I was 16 when this came out haha. Had HBO free for the month
New title Black People Vs Will Smith.
He is describing Will Smith in this vid.
Will smith had a "n***** moment" but he has not had a reputation for being one. But yeah Chris is absolutely right 💯 this has been the problem with our community for the longest
He ain't wrong!!!! This is why I love Chris Rock. He can straight up tell the truth and make it funny.
I would love to see an act like this with today's issues, it would be hilarious. I hate people who are offended with shit like this
Most honest stand up ever
Finally seeing this now and I have to say, Michael Scott nailed the delivery
"niggas be coming up to me and hitting me cos they don't like my jokes"
Free speech, thank you Mr. Rock.
We need more people like him to save this world.
The truth is always the funniest and this is the most funniest! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Still truth today, plain truth
Prayers for the translator who had to do this. Japanese has slang but there is a lot A LOT in there that takes some linguistic gymnastics to make sense hahaha.
Here after the slap. Chris funny af lol
Whoever translated this into Japanese deserves a medal just for trying, though we understand that some things just don't translate perfectly ..!
I personally thought they did a good enough job, though of course this is gonna be funnier in English. Im scrolling the comments looking for Japanese thoughts.
This guy is brutally truthful and hilarious.
Comedy is brutal. This is comedy. It is brutal.
I’m crying !!! I can’t breathe !!! I just haven’t laughed this hard in ages !!!
This mans a legend
Chris always kept it real!!…..His comedy was so true it’s sad…..and it’s sad that in today’s world it’s still true
Candace Owens and Larry Elder and Brandon Tatum and many others need to use this.
no they hate their race and pander to racist whites enough, not sure if this would make much of a difference.
@@doshpits how so? Because someone has an opinion different than yours, you call them pandering. Smh
@@ladyofthecreek279 when a multitude of these said regurgitated "opinions" are just conveyed to belittle black people, yep. i do find it rather comical how you was more offended about the notion of them pandering rather than the stated comment that their audience are mostly racists.
@@doshpits i know personal experience doesn't have worth anymore instead in today's developing culture you have to adhere to mob rule and ideology...however everything that I have seen from Owens, Tatum, Elder, Sowell, ABL, Hodge Twins etc is the furthest thing I've seen from the definition of racism or them 'hating their own race'. Instead the only thing I can see is that theyre tired of their own race being the lowest common denominator. That just because someone is black brown or what have you doens't mean you can't take responsibility for your actions. They have all in their own way helped to educate or support the black community and the country at large. They are all inspiring in their own way as well. I have found them to be a positive force for good. I haven't always agreed with Tatum or Owens for example but its better than them trying to perpetuate a victim narrative that seeks to destroy and divide. Not to mention race baiting which has continually been perpetuated by the left for either ratings or for some agenda that seems intentional in its demise of unity amongst the people. Its also a hell of a lot more constructive than the Marxist group known as BLM. None of the money they raised went to impoverished black communities or to helping to address the insane black on black murders in Chicago or school choice. Instead you get one of its founders using the money to buy a new ranch house in Georgia for well over a million. Anyways, I want black folks to be just as prosperous as the most proseperous....and that group goes to Asians. I don't mean any ill will and my message is not meant as such. I also hope you don't take it that way. Like I said in the beginning...its been my experience that....
@@shmac96 let me explain something to you...the good ole coloreds you love to listen to are performance artists. They do nothing to help advance civil rights. Their schtick is to make people like you feel comfortable in your white male world view by seeing a black face mouthing the same fairy tales you so desperately need to believe in. They making a living from the ignorance of people like you.
So true! Just Classic Chris🔥
I was sad today, then I’ve found this. I couldn’t stop smile and laughing on train.
Be happy bro/sis
And now Chris Rock has proof to back that claim up. On his cheek. Fresh prints of Bel-Air.
Here cause of situation at Oscar's... and omgggggggg he's telling the truth....
Great communion preach brother preach I'm laughing to this day over this clip and I'm a brother so I can do that
ACTUALLY , BROTHER, I'M A BROTHER TOO. I'M YOUR BROTHER. I'M LOLOL-ING IT ALL....
I'm black too.
But show me where it says that only brothers are allowed to laugh at this.
@@pistolpete8231 we all can Laugh at this....
>Can't eat a restaurant without twerking
>Can't have packages delivered to your house without it getting snatched up
>Can't go to an airport without a fight breaking out
I went & saw him a while back & he used this same material. I can’t remember the last time I laughed that damn hard!!
Well.........I guess we know which Will Smith showed up at the Oscars!
After the Oscars I realized that Will Smith was Tom Dubois from the Boondocks and that slap was the Simp Ghost of Stinkmeaner coming out. It was a pure nigga moment on Will's part... Chris was speaking pure facts in this show
The reaction from the crowd says it all. Most people are very similar, regardless of race. We need to get over this division and move forward together.
How true, we as black people are so much better than what some of our people show, as far as the way we dress, our hair style, our speaking, our music an what the message in our music was saying, our TV shows, do we always have to show negativity, we should be showing how a black family try to be positive as we can,
@@alltimeraiderfanwinbaby826 yeah but sadly positivity doesnt sell, so in this age of media desperate for attention, itll all be stories of "LOOK AT THIS WHITE RACIST!" (on liberal news) or "LOOK AT THIS BLACK HOODLUM!" on conservative news.
I agree racism should have a place in something we enjoy
@@johnbigelson7471 yea wow in it's not the world, it's the so called humans, not all humans
I loved this funny guy
he took my stress away
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This dude went on an 8 minute rant about the absolute truth. The most based rant you will ever hear...lol
I heard Steve Carell did this bit for a open mic standup night once. It did not go as well as when Chris Rock did it.
One of the greatest stand up comedians of all time
Reading the Japanese subtitles: This is the driest, most un-nuanced translation possible. It gets the general gist but completely ignores any of the connotations of the slang. e.g. "I don't know that shit -- Keepin' It Real!", translation in Japanese: "Dunno. Of course I do not know that!"
Whoever translated this failed to convey the meaning of the colloquialisms.
The best comedian to me Chris Rock says the truth but with laughter what blessing from God prayers to him an family 🙏🏻👍🏼🙂
Michael Scott's delivery was perfect.
this is the comment I was looking for lol
Agreed with the person above me. Michael Scott was perfect lol
For me, Bring the Pain (1996) and Bigger and Blacker (1999) are peak Chris Rock. He's still young and hungry but has honed his material and that trademark C.R. cadence is at it's sharpest and most powerful.
In those two performances time-spans, he was the best stand-up comedian in the world. He's still a legend but those were like back-to-back MVP, triple crown seasons. And they have even more power now then they did back then.
As an Aussie, this is gold, work hard and provide for your family, pull your weight and respect others, it doesn't matter what colour or creed, don't hide or blame CRIMINALITY and your ability to bludge on race or colour, here in Australia our Nxxxx's are called Bogan's
This guy has always been amazing !! Love him
Sad thing is he came out a couple years ago to say how much he regretted this bit. When cancel culture turns guys like CR into cowards you know we've lost.
We haven't lost (yet), he has.
I don't know if this is true. Beware what you hear anymore. Because what I heard was he would not work colleges anymore because of the snowflakes not having any sense of humor. So either that is true or the other. Hell, who knows in this day. Half the damn videos are fake.
Ur so damn corny
Did he say why he regretted it? I think it matters whether there were specific reasons. Because there is at least a kernel of truth to this skit, and I think he knows that.
Cancel, my ass. You can do and say almost anything you like. Quit being such a whiny-ass. Can you still go to work? Eat what you like? Drive whatever car you can afford? Then why whimper cuz you can’t insult as many people anymore? Why did that mean do much to you?
I love how when he asked which race was more racist you could have literally heard a pin drop. Hahaha. I miss the days when we could make fun of our differences and laugh together.
Now, this is a story all about how Will's life got flipped-turned upside down. Will walked up to Chris, who just stood right there, then took a slap from the Fresh Simp of Bel Air.
Lol.
Damn, Chris predicted Will Smith's BS.
I'm black and I have confirmed that this is absolutely true.
I'm not black and can confirm this is 100 percent accurate.
@@er7586 x2 don't need to be one to have common sense lmao
having trouble making friends at my job, gonna recite this at work tomorrow morning
Welp. Get ready to go job hunting again 😅.
Good luck...
😂😂😂
@@Manny-nm8dh facts
Good luck with that
I loved this then and love it now. One of the best stand ups ever!
God damn! Amazing. Would love for him to do this same bit in today's world.
I’m here now because Akash reminded me how good this bit is... Two types of black people black people and will Smith brilliant!
We all got along better when we were allowed to have a sense of humor.
Wrong.
@@monotech20.14 Hold on Jussie, i'll fix it for you. "Most" of us got a long better when we had a sense of humor, is that better? 😂
@@MrDeplorable-sw9cz I have a sense of humor. I mean i find it HILARIOUS the bullshit and nonsense rightwingers repeat.
@@monotech20.14 Talk about bullshit, one minute you idiot Democrats are absolutely against taking vaccines. Now that your idiot president is running things, you're forcing everybody else to take them.
Kamala swore to investigate Joe Biden for sexual misconduct and accused him of racism, now she's laying at his feet in the whitehouse..
Nancy Pelosi dressing up in African garb culturally appropriating blacks, I mean Hollywood can't write this crap😂 so, yeah I hear you.
@@MrDeplorable-sw9cz Nancy Pelosi dressing up in African garb culturally appropriating blacks? What? First off it wasn't just Pelosi and she was GIVEN like the others that "garb" by a black group.
"I bet Chris he couldn't say it more than 100 times in a routine"
You lost.
Ah I said this?
Welfare Carol's
@@Skyfalcon12345 If by "said" you mean that you'd written the same joke somewhere in the comments, I didn't read any of them before posting this gag.
If you meant something else, I don't get it.
Chris was speaking about Will Smith apparently years before.
I’m obsessed🥰 ,two smooth textures next to each other 🌸🌾
Nostradamus came back as Chris Rock. Quatrain 1 - Watch the 94th Academy Awards and you'll understand this set.