Warcriminal Tries to Rejoin the Army

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  • @nothingnothing8072
    @nothingnothing8072 6 місяців тому +130

    The fact that he only cares about him missing and not picking up his brass lmao

  • @kevinsullivan3448
    @kevinsullivan3448 6 місяців тому +57

    It's only Fraud, Waste, and Abuse when an enlisted man does it.

  • @joshuab882
    @joshuab882 6 місяців тому +220

    It's never a warcrime the first time.

    • @justonrg
      @justonrg 6 місяців тому +7

      It was for me 🤷‍♂️

    • @joshuab882
      @joshuab882 6 місяців тому +8

      ​@@justonrg Are you really a war criminal if you weren't even trying?

    • @WirelessPaladin
      @WirelessPaladin 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@justonrg dark comedy taken to a whole new level. I hope you are doing better brother. 🙏

    • @joshuab882
      @joshuab882 6 місяців тому +2

      @WirelessPaladin well after a quick Google I didn't realize this wasn't entirely satire

    • @brandonwensel1790
      @brandonwensel1790 6 місяців тому +1

      Yes 😂😂

  • @WirelessPaladin
    @WirelessPaladin 6 місяців тому +59

    Wow! They say every joke has truth in it, but holy hell. I knew about your past and love your comedy. I'm glad to see you can put it to light and not let it burden you. Hilarious scetch with real-world implications.

    • @justonrg
      @justonrg 6 місяців тому +7

      😉🫵👃 just making the best with what cards I've been delt. 🤷‍♂️

  • @Baddawg_313
    @Baddawg_313 6 місяців тому +38

    Wants to join the Army?? Well then where's his PT BELT!!!???

  • @NotHaunted...
    @NotHaunted... 6 місяців тому +75

    The blue falcon patch lmao

    • @KevinJohn556
      @KevinJohn556 5 місяців тому +2

      Bro I just fucking noticed that and started dying!

  • @Michael_ATL_82
    @Michael_ATL_82 6 місяців тому +33

    FACTS, wasted a round cause he didn't want to practice his sight picture.

  • @Gabriel_Santos328
    @Gabriel_Santos328 6 місяців тому +59

    It's not a warcrime if no one survives to testify

    • @Berserker3624
      @Berserker3624 6 місяців тому +11

      Warcrime? No idea what your talking about, I was on gate duty…

    • @MzQTMcHotness
      @MzQTMcHotness 6 місяців тому +3

      So…that’s kind of the problem with this story…

  • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
    @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 6 місяців тому +9

    Medically retired last year, got a text this morning from someone I know asking if I’d gotten my packet in the mail yet…… so now I know not to ever check the Mail again.

  • @EH-nw6bu
    @EH-nw6bu 6 місяців тому +12

    The dark humor continues, remember your PT belt and as always, DRINK WATER!!!!

  • @SBALL140en
    @SBALL140en 6 місяців тому +13

    I didn’t see anything 1SG…

  • @Hugo-Hernandez
    @Hugo-Hernandez 6 місяців тому +22

    I bet those 3 issues are not a issue anymore 😂

  • @BlueJayWaters
    @BlueJayWaters 6 місяців тому +10

    Why does this remind me of when I tried to re-enlist during the pandemic 😂

  • @floridadad2817
    @floridadad2817 6 місяців тому +6

    Florida police have an opening. Tell me what you think about acorns.

  • @FormerGovernmentHuman
    @FormerGovernmentHuman 5 місяців тому +4

    “If only you’d been in a Ranger battalion or special forces”
    You have no idea.
    It may or may not be a big reason nobody wants anything recorded, and all KIA pictures should be taken ah hem, after the fact.
    At one point ROE in Helmund was “anyone within 5 feet of a karez or in it is KOS”.

  • @reneadinaro8183
    @reneadinaro8183 6 місяців тому +7

    Some stuff happened sums up my short time in the Suck. Semper Fi.

  • @PaulJohnson-ow1mq
    @PaulJohnson-ow1mq 6 місяців тому +7

    Oh, now that was not a video I was expecting given the circumstances.

  • @morganjohnson539
    @morganjohnson539 5 місяців тому

    I love the Blue Falcon shoulder flash. 🐦🐦🐦 "Who's your buddy? Who's your pal?"

  • @2002mrkellz
    @2002mrkellz 6 місяців тому +18

    Waymin, the army is soooooooooo desperate they are looking at retirees now? Lmfao

    • @joshuab882
      @joshuab882 6 місяців тому +4

      They stop lossed people who were in the retirement window.

    • @2002mrkellz
      @2002mrkellz 6 місяців тому

      @@joshuab882 wow. They killed that when President Obama was in charge. Wow they spun the block on that one.

    • @morganjohnson539
      @morganjohnson539 5 місяців тому +1

      I retired long ago. Just turned 64 last week and thought I was safe. Read the bulletin, retirees up to age SEVENTY!!! eligible for recall?

  • @DanielDTUBWeinberger
    @DanielDTUBWeinberger 5 місяців тому +3

    Realistic:
    -Army not caring about war crimes
    Unrealistic:
    -Army caring about FWA
    -Army letting prior service join

  • @michaelholt8590
    @michaelholt8590 5 місяців тому +1

    The Geneva convention is really more like "guidlines".

  • @CharonOTRS
    @CharonOTRS 6 місяців тому +6

    This went a different route real quick 😂

  • @marksmusicplace3627
    @marksmusicplace3627 6 місяців тому +5

    that explains why we had to police up all the brass before leaving the range. LOL. forget all those ones that bolo'd at the range. its about saving units money.

  • @DropFive0
    @DropFive0 5 місяців тому +1

    I just retired. The Army leaves millions of dollars of equipment in Iraq and Afghanistan and I get charged for a helmet cover.. pricks 🤣💀

  • @EricDaMAJ
    @EricDaMAJ 6 місяців тому +30

    They need to invite all the guys who refused the jab. After they formally apologize, of course.

    • @scottv.4140
      @scottv.4140 6 місяців тому

      Nah, fuck those guys. You get deployed you are a pin cushion anyway, they were just being whiny little bitches.

    • @tjboylan20
      @tjboylan20 6 місяців тому +11

      And give loss of wages

    • @EricDaMAJ
      @EricDaMAJ 6 місяців тому +7

      @@tjboylan20 And rank.

    • @MzQTMcHotness
      @MzQTMcHotness 6 місяців тому +5

      That’s already happening, very quietly. Byers no gain for lost wages or rank. But there’s also not penalty for break in service, either.

    • @christopherhazell420
      @christopherhazell420 6 місяців тому

      ​@@MzQTMcHotnessinteresting.

  • @urhunn7778
    @urhunn7778 6 місяців тому +2

    I never understood this war crime business. If I am a soldier, and killing me is not a war crime that cries out to Heaven, then how can something I do be one? Makes no sense to me.

  • @12345678971926
    @12345678971926 5 місяців тому

    Maybe he should’ve said I also picked up the brass

  • @cornpopwasabaddude4188
    @cornpopwasabaddude4188 6 місяців тому +2

    You missed? At point blank range?

  • @12345678971926
    @12345678971926 5 місяців тому

    I’m still trying to get back into the army just because you got a misdemeanor they won’t let you back in

  • @bruceruzicka6089
    @bruceruzicka6089 5 місяців тому +5

    It is only a war crime if your side loses the war.

    • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
      @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 5 місяців тому +1

      Tell that to the US and Canada and Poland then.

    • @bruceruzicka6089
      @bruceruzicka6089 5 місяців тому +1

      You are proving my point. General Curtis LeMay said that if Germany and Japan had won the war, they would have put him (LeMay) on trial for numerous war crimes.

    • @SonOfTheDawn515
      @SonOfTheDawn515 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@bruceruzicka6089And that's why certain crimes weren't brought up during Nürnberg trials. Germans had evidence of allies committing the Muscovite exact same war crime so prosecution decided to not even bring them up IE shooting servicemen in the water after their crafts went down.

    • @bruceruzicka6089
      @bruceruzicka6089 5 місяців тому

      SonOfTheDawn515, did not know that. Thank you for the reply!

  • @pfzht
    @pfzht 6 місяців тому +4

    Ah, 2006 in Iraq 😂

    • @SonOfTheDawn515
      @SonOfTheDawn515 5 місяців тому +1

      👀

    • @hewer3383
      @hewer3383 8 днів тому

      I was at McHenry then. You?

    • @pfzht
      @pfzht 8 днів тому

      @@hewer3383 Loyalty

    • @hewer3383
      @hewer3383 8 днів тому +1

      @@pfzht Hope you have a good life

    • @pfzht
      @pfzht 8 днів тому

      @@hewer3383 likewise

  • @ML-xx9kc
    @ML-xx9kc 5 місяців тому

    Haha rangers what? Thats craaaaaaazy! It's not like rangers have ever shot a comrade point blank in the back of the head because he said the war was bullshit, then orchestrated a conspiracy to try to cover the whole thing up! Hahaaaaa no siree nothing like THAT ever happened!

  • @alexthedemon2203
    @alexthedemon2203 5 місяців тому

    You have a 146.9 Billion dollar budget and you cant spare a few bullets?

  • @towdjumper5
    @towdjumper5 6 місяців тому +2

    Hooah great shit guys’!

  • @thomascrum185
    @thomascrum185 6 місяців тому +3

    But I got a record!

    • @tcm844
      @tcm844 6 місяців тому +3

      And... sounds like you want to turn your life around.

  • @MzQTMcHotness
    @MzQTMcHotness 6 місяців тому +2

    The most handsome 1SG in the entire army.

  • @theDudeOfDudes
    @theDudeOfDudes 5 місяців тому

    Hate to be that guy, but I really hope that's not that PCs real ID on that sticker...

  • @bearmageddond4236
    @bearmageddond4236 6 місяців тому

    When did we get rid of fire superiority by volume?

  • @jonroberts6518
    @jonroberts6518 5 місяців тому

    I can see this being an option for former soldiers still under the age of 50 , from the Afghanistan and Iraq war's to recouped or retain some combat experience and officers and enlisted NCO'S. This might be to help with recruiting numbers / since they're hurting for numbers Right now especially if a major conflict or worse ww3 happens.

  • @robertpennington1371
    @robertpennington1371 6 місяців тому

    I sympathize with your situation.

  • @SonOfTheDawn515
    @SonOfTheDawn515 5 місяців тому

    1:12 Uhh.... I'm pleading the fifth. But hypothetically there's a work around. See, I was deployed with unit A to city B with we'll say.. tribe C and a unit hypothetical brought them to sheik D and sheik D told his "IPs" to uh... Unalive them in the yard then and there. But since it wasn't the US military doing it.. I'm assuming it's all on the up and up.

  • @Pub2k4
    @Pub2k4 5 місяців тому

    “The Geneva Suggestions”

  • @growingrose17
    @growingrose17 6 місяців тому

    Dead asf

  • @suzyq-ll3sw
    @suzyq-ll3sw 6 місяців тому

    It’s called medication lol

  • @austinshannon4197
    @austinshannon4197 6 місяців тому

    Babe Ruth, MLB GOAT

  • @uss_liberty_incident
    @uss_liberty_incident 5 місяців тому

    My sides are in orbit lol

  • @tanivolan
    @tanivolan 5 місяців тому

    Police your brass!

  • @nathhenn8966
    @nathhenn8966 5 місяців тому

    The ARMY tape 😂

  • @maddogmaz1576
    @maddogmaz1576 6 місяців тому

    Sounds about right

  • @TheColtLockwoodRealm
    @TheColtLockwoodRealm 5 місяців тому

    So spot on.

  • @brianellinger6622
    @brianellinger6622 6 місяців тому +1

    nosht....

  • @Daves_Not_Here_Man_76
    @Daves_Not_Here_Man_76 5 місяців тому

    Canadian army doesn't have a problem with the Geneva Checklist

  • @deeznutz._.4oil
    @deeznutz._.4oil 5 місяців тому

    But im up for relocation all we get is democratic to vote for f this 10yrs I'll be 2 shy from 60 let's go

  • @deeznutz._.4oil
    @deeznutz._.4oil 5 місяців тому

    War crime terrorist can't be war criminals.....war there rules😮😅😅😂😂😂😂