Wow! They say every joke has truth in it, but holy hell. I knew about your past and love your comedy. I'm glad to see you can put it to light and not let it burden you. Hilarious scetch with real-world implications.
Medically retired last year, got a text this morning from someone I know asking if I’d gotten my packet in the mail yet…… so now I know not to ever check the Mail again.
“If only you’d been in a Ranger battalion or special forces” You have no idea. It may or may not be a big reason nobody wants anything recorded, and all KIA pictures should be taken ah hem, after the fact. At one point ROE in Helmund was “anyone within 5 feet of a karez or in it is KOS”.
that explains why we had to police up all the brass before leaving the range. LOL. forget all those ones that bolo'd at the range. its about saving units money.
I never understood this war crime business. If I am a soldier, and killing me is not a war crime that cries out to Heaven, then how can something I do be one? Makes no sense to me.
You are proving my point. General Curtis LeMay said that if Germany and Japan had won the war, they would have put him (LeMay) on trial for numerous war crimes.
@@bruceruzicka6089And that's why certain crimes weren't brought up during Nürnberg trials. Germans had evidence of allies committing the Muscovite exact same war crime so prosecution decided to not even bring them up IE shooting servicemen in the water after their crafts went down.
Haha rangers what? Thats craaaaaaazy! It's not like rangers have ever shot a comrade point blank in the back of the head because he said the war was bullshit, then orchestrated a conspiracy to try to cover the whole thing up! Hahaaaaa no siree nothing like THAT ever happened!
I can see this being an option for former soldiers still under the age of 50 , from the Afghanistan and Iraq war's to recouped or retain some combat experience and officers and enlisted NCO'S. This might be to help with recruiting numbers / since they're hurting for numbers Right now especially if a major conflict or worse ww3 happens.
1:12 Uhh.... I'm pleading the fifth. But hypothetically there's a work around. See, I was deployed with unit A to city B with we'll say.. tribe C and a unit hypothetical brought them to sheik D and sheik D told his "IPs" to uh... Unalive them in the yard then and there. But since it wasn't the US military doing it.. I'm assuming it's all on the up and up.
The fact that he only cares about him missing and not picking up his brass lmao
Every first Sergeant I know.
It's only Fraud, Waste, and Abuse when an enlisted man does it.
It's never a warcrime the first time.
It was for me 🤷♂️
@@justonrg Are you really a war criminal if you weren't even trying?
@justonrg dark comedy taken to a whole new level. I hope you are doing better brother. 🙏
@WirelessPaladin well after a quick Google I didn't realize this wasn't entirely satire
Yes 😂😂
Wow! They say every joke has truth in it, but holy hell. I knew about your past and love your comedy. I'm glad to see you can put it to light and not let it burden you. Hilarious scetch with real-world implications.
😉🫵👃 just making the best with what cards I've been delt. 🤷♂️
Wants to join the Army?? Well then where's his PT BELT!!!???
The blue falcon patch lmao
Bro I just fucking noticed that and started dying!
FACTS, wasted a round cause he didn't want to practice his sight picture.
It's not a warcrime if no one survives to testify
Warcrime? No idea what your talking about, I was on gate duty…
So…that’s kind of the problem with this story…
Medically retired last year, got a text this morning from someone I know asking if I’d gotten my packet in the mail yet…… so now I know not to ever check the Mail again.
The dark humor continues, remember your PT belt and as always, DRINK WATER!!!!
I didn’t see anything 1SG…
I bet those 3 issues are not a issue anymore 😂
Why does this remind me of when I tried to re-enlist during the pandemic 😂
Florida police have an opening. Tell me what you think about acorns.
“If only you’d been in a Ranger battalion or special forces”
You have no idea.
It may or may not be a big reason nobody wants anything recorded, and all KIA pictures should be taken ah hem, after the fact.
At one point ROE in Helmund was “anyone within 5 feet of a karez or in it is KOS”.
Some stuff happened sums up my short time in the Suck. Semper Fi.
Oh, now that was not a video I was expecting given the circumstances.
I love the Blue Falcon shoulder flash. 🐦🐦🐦 "Who's your buddy? Who's your pal?"
Waymin, the army is soooooooooo desperate they are looking at retirees now? Lmfao
They stop lossed people who were in the retirement window.
@@joshuab882 wow. They killed that when President Obama was in charge. Wow they spun the block on that one.
I retired long ago. Just turned 64 last week and thought I was safe. Read the bulletin, retirees up to age SEVENTY!!! eligible for recall?
Realistic:
-Army not caring about war crimes
Unrealistic:
-Army caring about FWA
-Army letting prior service join
The Geneva convention is really more like "guidlines".
This went a different route real quick 😂
that explains why we had to police up all the brass before leaving the range. LOL. forget all those ones that bolo'd at the range. its about saving units money.
I just retired. The Army leaves millions of dollars of equipment in Iraq and Afghanistan and I get charged for a helmet cover.. pricks 🤣💀
They need to invite all the guys who refused the jab. After they formally apologize, of course.
Nah, fuck those guys. You get deployed you are a pin cushion anyway, they were just being whiny little bitches.
And give loss of wages
@@tjboylan20 And rank.
That’s already happening, very quietly. Byers no gain for lost wages or rank. But there’s also not penalty for break in service, either.
@@MzQTMcHotnessinteresting.
I never understood this war crime business. If I am a soldier, and killing me is not a war crime that cries out to Heaven, then how can something I do be one? Makes no sense to me.
Maybe he should’ve said I also picked up the brass
You missed? At point blank range?
I’m still trying to get back into the army just because you got a misdemeanor they won’t let you back in
It is only a war crime if your side loses the war.
Tell that to the US and Canada and Poland then.
You are proving my point. General Curtis LeMay said that if Germany and Japan had won the war, they would have put him (LeMay) on trial for numerous war crimes.
@@bruceruzicka6089And that's why certain crimes weren't brought up during Nürnberg trials. Germans had evidence of allies committing the Muscovite exact same war crime so prosecution decided to not even bring them up IE shooting servicemen in the water after their crafts went down.
SonOfTheDawn515, did not know that. Thank you for the reply!
Ah, 2006 in Iraq 😂
👀
I was at McHenry then. You?
@@hewer3383 Loyalty
@@pfzht Hope you have a good life
@@hewer3383 likewise
Haha rangers what? Thats craaaaaaazy! It's not like rangers have ever shot a comrade point blank in the back of the head because he said the war was bullshit, then orchestrated a conspiracy to try to cover the whole thing up! Hahaaaaa no siree nothing like THAT ever happened!
You have a 146.9 Billion dollar budget and you cant spare a few bullets?
Hooah great shit guys’!
But I got a record!
And... sounds like you want to turn your life around.
The most handsome 1SG in the entire army.
@@MzQTMcHotness 👋🏼
Hate to be that guy, but I really hope that's not that PCs real ID on that sticker...
When did we get rid of fire superiority by volume?
I can see this being an option for former soldiers still under the age of 50 , from the Afghanistan and Iraq war's to recouped or retain some combat experience and officers and enlisted NCO'S. This might be to help with recruiting numbers / since they're hurting for numbers Right now especially if a major conflict or worse ww3 happens.
I sympathize with your situation.
1:12 Uhh.... I'm pleading the fifth. But hypothetically there's a work around. See, I was deployed with unit A to city B with we'll say.. tribe C and a unit hypothetical brought them to sheik D and sheik D told his "IPs" to uh... Unalive them in the yard then and there. But since it wasn't the US military doing it.. I'm assuming it's all on the up and up.
“The Geneva Suggestions”
Dead asf
It’s called medication lol
Babe Ruth, MLB GOAT
My sides are in orbit lol
Police your brass!
The ARMY tape 😂
Sounds about right
So spot on.
nosht....
Canadian army doesn't have a problem with the Geneva Checklist
But im up for relocation all we get is democratic to vote for f this 10yrs I'll be 2 shy from 60 let's go
War crime terrorist can't be war criminals.....war there rules😮😅😅😂😂😂😂