HOW MPs CONDUCT INVESTIGATIONS

[@ACombatVeteran]

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[@anthonyvulgamore8843]

Is this true for all branches

[@dickchese862]

Reminds me of a guy that popped hot and blamed another guy, NCIS raided their non-base housing with zero warrants and claimed cigarette butts were drug paraphernalia. Then JAG said legally he isn't allowed to sue them and he said that is fine my wife will. Ended in admin sep and $500k settlement.

[@stilawesome3586]

My service records show that when I was in Iraq my sergeant recommended me for court martial for disobeying an illegal order. Of course nothing came of his threat but the fact he documented his incompetence and made it a part of my permanent record is nothing short of hilarious

[@drossgamessports9480]

@@stilawesome3586 you guys must be proud being the shittiest soldiers possible

[@5.5.Below.5]

​@@stilawesome3586 your name has more value after reading your comment. Nice

[@tnwhiskey68]

If they pay you BAH, they own that house!

[@estevanalameda2799]

I once saw a drunk infantryman fight off 3 MPs 😂

[@5.5.Below.5]

Yep! Sounds legit! (MP, btw)

[@TheDogGeneral]

And they weren't very good at their jobs LOL I've seen Air Force marine and Navy members of law enforcement and they don't let stuff slide

[@Greenlandshark77]

@@TheDogGeneralwell that’s changed. My grandpa was an MP. I assure you commies weren’t allowed to exist. Let alone other basic infractions 😅

[@TheDogGeneral]

@@Greenlandshark77 well that's a reassuring fact but we must be eternally Vigilant otherwise they'll try to make America less than austere

[@ScarecrowActual]

Based.

[@johnnyboy8412]

As a former MP, I can attest that this is accurate.

[@lindseysummers5351]

@@paulmadkow9143 It's because they're in The Army, NOT the US Army.

[@kenconnelly773]

I saw an incident report from a PFC documenting “paranormal activity” once.

[@ErikStitt]

I too am a former MP. This is standard protocol. I don't see an issue.

[@johnvetter5526]

🤣🤣🤣 my first unit was the 94th MP CO in Londonderry, NH.

[@geordiewishart1683]

I was RMP in Londonderry, Northern Ireland 🇬🇧

[@armandorodriguez7245]

"Can I go on leave first" Nice bit lol

[@Hugo-Hernandez]

Good job guys, I lost it at “I’m up, he see me, I’m down”

[@RyanVanHinten]

Same

[@dandrydog]

“I just re-enlisted” Jesus that cut deep lol

[@rdsnpr39]

"Do you know who my dad is?"
"Does he own a dealership?"
😂😂😂
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who knows and uses this reference. Hahaha

[@ramezanaliyaghtin-mirsheka8858]

explain

[@rdsnpr39]

@@ramezanaliyaghtin-mirsheka8858 it's from an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. A frat boy alien comes to earth and he's always say "bro, my dad... owns... a dealership." Like he's the richest and most privileged ass hole in the galaxy. Lol

[@MzQTMcHotness]

YAS!!! FINALLY!!! Someone else get the ATHF reference!!!

[@rdsnpr39]

@@MzQTMcHotness I thought I was alone in this world. There's hope now. 😂

[@MzQTMcHotness]

@@rdsnpr39 I’m doing it as hard as I can!

[@charleschristianson2730]

Did you check under the Lt's desk?
Every time a sensitive item goes missing it's under the Lt's desk....

[@stephenjames2159]

These are facts.

[@Inflamarie]

Or in my car...

[@LewisBowels]

"I found Corporal's wife under his desk."

[@davidscott3820]

As a retired usaf security policeman this story is true!

[@coyote13131313]

First Sergeant's face at 2:41 is perfect. He's like, I don't know if I want to smoke him or grab a bag of popcorn.

[@HellhoundX90]

Sergeant First Class in this sketch. But they keep jumping ranks and it is hard to keep up 🤪

[@TheOldKevin]

Ah, I never realized that I'd miss MPs until they deployed most of them and brought DOD police in to cover. 😁 The ones I dealt with were far worse than any MP I met.

[@ivanlowjones]

There's two kinds of DoD police. The ones with no real police or military experience who go overboard writing tickets and hassling service members. The ones like myself with 6 years Army Military Police and 22 years of real world police experience (retired State Police Trooper) see this job as a stepping stone to a second gov't retirement check before age 60. I work at a smaller Navy base and we have both kinds in my department.

[@TheOldKevin]

@@ivanlowjones My experience was mainly in the 2000s. I got out in '09. At the time, it seemed that the majority of experienced officers were being scooped up as OCONUS contractors. Sadly, as with most police encounters, we only see them when something is wrong and it warps our perception a bit.
I just noticed that my soldiers were getting tickets a lot more than they were previously with no warnings. Headlight out, first time being pulled over? Ticket. We had one hassle us on a range during blackout drive training. It resolved itself outside of my purview so I don't really have more information but it was a mild nuisance. 😁
In civilian life, most of my encounters with police have been positive but I've had a much larger sample size to pull from. I just didn't have enough encounters with DOD that were positive to form a realistic picture.
Apologies if I gave an unfair generalization. Most of my comment was meant in jest coming from a nugget of truth. Obviously I'm not much of a comedian given that my comment was far funnier to me than others. 😁

[@ivanlowjones]

@@TheOldKevin
No worries, amigo. We had a couple young hard chargers who couldn't wait to grab a radar set to go out and write tickets. Myself and a couple other old head officers just look at them and shake our heads. The biggest adjustment I had was realizing how different military policing is from civilian LE. Rank means everything on a Navy base. Senior enlisted and officers seemingly get free passes. We have a Lt. Commander/0-4 who has been arrested for domestic violence on base at least 3 times and is still in the Navy. A Chief Petty Officer/E-7 was caught on camera shoplifting at the NEX. He's still in the Navy and still a CPO. Oh well, at least I'm a GS-8 and we make a ton of overtime and in 5 years, I'll be vested and can retire with my second retirement check.

[@chuckwagon7354]

" We waited three days..and there was silence on the police scanner..and we realised it was turned off.."!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Props for getting 'Natalie Portman' to take part in this skit 😉

[@CaptDickJackman]

“Can I go on leave first?” 😅😅😅 “It was at that moment SPC Rodriguez knew…..he fucked up” I think we’ve all had that battle that can easily talk you into some shit and you go along with it without question. “Put the chick in the trunk and we can just go through the main gate. It won’t be hard to get her on post “ “Hey, let’s take the IVs to the club. We can hydrate and get wasted at the same time” Good times….

[@1KDave]

How you can sit behind the desk not laugh takes skills.

[@guharup]

Must have seen it all

[@tystin_gaming]

The MP's here sound like every suspect i've seen in a real life police interrogation trying to explain why they are innocent or why they were justified.

[@merrgear7962]

mps may have a higher brain cell count then the average infantry man but not by much.

[@sigspearthumb2313]

MPs have 2-3/4 brain cells
Infantry have 2 that are constantly fighting with each other and drinking copious amounts of liquor.

[@Gkitchens1]

It's true, but the extra one or 2 is negated by the sheer mass of redbull consumed.

[@majorhawker4776]

I heartily disagree with this statement. As a Veteran Paratrooper (Airborne Infantry, for those that don't know) we have 1 brain cell, and are issued additional ones depending on the task at hand.

[@starliner2498]

@@majorhawker4776 Ooohh modular! I like it

[@thesadprepper3722]

As a current MP this is not true. Probably even dumber

[@mr.z3161]

He has been watching a lot of Ancient Aliens” show… 😂😂😂 damn they must be brain washing me too…

[@nexusdrop7863]

He does have a point though.... space force... against whom?

[@whiskey_tango_foxtrot__]

MPs on Benning once gave my buddy a speeding ticket for going one mile above the speed limit...

[@Yawar1986]

Are you 11b?

[@Evirthewarrior]

Fort Benning MPs pulled me over on Dixie road by the Engineers DFAC for "failure to maintain" because my wheel touched the yellow line near the gas station. They then proceeded to have 8 cars show up with all their lights on and breathalyze me at 3am and I blew a zero. They then proceeded to keep me there sitting in my car then coming up and asking me one question at a time, then walking away to confer with each other. The last thing the Staff Sargent that was I assume the highest ranking person there said to me before they let me go was "you need to learn how to drive". I then finally got to go back to my barracks and sleep.

[@matthewmarshall349]

I had a rent a cop pull me over on Benning for driving without my lights on when it was daylight. It was early morning, but the sun was already fully out. Should have made a run for it. He looked like he weighed at least 350 lbs.

[@Kevin607086]

I really feel for army MPs. They have to sit on their asses 8 to 12 hours a day, wearing that heavy MP vest that they are NEVER allowed to take off. They usually end up eating fast food because they don't have time to eat a full meal. So basically they are forced to get no exercise, eat crap food, and be uncomfortable all day, ever day, for years. No wonder they're always sad

[@loganscherff8325]

Not to mention off days don’t exist and a lot of the MP leadership is toxic

[@renegadegaming6067]

@@loganscherff8325 most army leadership is toxic. Coming from a former 11B

[@yourstupidreporter2290]

Idk if your sarcastic or not but it sucks

[@jazzman.]

As usual, all missing equipment that can't be sold or used by civilians is most likely sitting in the supply room or still in the system being used by another unit.

[@elmospasco5558]

The tale of the radio with two bodies.
Fort Bragg is an interesting place. Once upon a time there were a SERIES of captains who trusted their subordinates to do the right thing. When they took command of this one unit they inventoried nigh. They inventoried low until they got to this one particular radio. Each time the captain said show me the radio whereupon the HR holder would hold out the green copy of the work order and say it's in the shop sir. The same thing would happen on the monthly sensitive items report when whatever lucky lieutenant would get stuck with that warm bucket of spit of a job.
Eventually a smart colonel looked at the the maintainence report and asked how is it that this radio has been in the shop for years and why isn't it showing up on the report? "Well, um you see sir" "Bullshit show me the GD radio captain!" Well this caused great consternation in the land of First COSCOM and much digging and searching throughout all the nooks and crannies of said battalion and their was much unhappiness in the land. Much was found. Things that we weren't supposed to have were found. Things that HR holders swore up and down that they didn't have were found but alas no radio with that particular serial number was found within the unit.
Eventually it was found in Korea. You see it had been turned in excess to the unit to the installation property book office and moved through the supply chain to Korea. The property book office had FAILED to remove the radio from the unit HR and the supply sergeant had lost the turn in document. How he got a HR copy of an old completed work order is still a mystery but the repair shop had maintained records that showed that the item had been picked up years ago. Amazingly no one was relieved of command or duty or even given UCMJ. The moral of the story is DON'T EVER toss records of transfer of sensitive property...EVER and your chain of command will happily throw you under the bus to save one of their fellow brother officers if they can get an enlisted guy to be their patsy.

[@jazzman.]

@@elmospasco5558 Yep the system can be brutal if you don't have your house straight.
I once signed for 50 million dollars in excess Brigade supplies for 1 year. When I left that unit I owed and paid $1.49 for a pistol lanyard that I stole.

[@elmospasco5558]

@@jazzman. The system is fickle.

[@felixuchies4688]

I was literally walking home from the local Chinese food joint laughing my ass off watching this.

[@jenmartinez8153]

My fav was watching 5-6 mp trying to figure out how to make a 10ft gator move. He was blocking the gate to get on post. It was hilarious to watch them go nuts..

[@WhatAboutU.S.]

How shitty could your life be going to end up joining the service, and becoming part of the most hated MOS In the entire spectrum of all the options offered as an MOS. If you think civilian police are hated…. Take that, and multiply it by about 100, and there’s where the MPs rate on the scale of hatred. MPs, then cooks that serve chili-Mac everyday off the combat kitchen. Not a debate, fact.

[@MetalDragon_CSY]

"I just re-enlisted last week.." hahahah

[@WvlfDarkfire]

"High off dunkin donuts and croissants" lol

[@b8theartist517]

“Can I go on leave first?”😂💀

[@stilawesome3586]

Another manic MP in the office (sips coffee) I don't get paid enough for this

[@zakadams762]

I love the way the suspect is listening to the explanation lol

[@justacountryboy2346]

By far one of my favorites, one of my many, many, many favorites 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

[@timharris7303]

Like Drew I too am a prior service MP. Robinson reminds me of a battle buddy that used to drive me insane. I wanted to tase him just for breathing near me.

[@miltonpomales5405]

Peter wanted to laugh the whole time!!!

[@RyanVanHinten]

There should be a "Military Po' Po' " patch instead of the regular one

[@garrettobrien7076]

"In the quantity of the ones we are looking for."😂😂

[@amanitamuscaria5863]

"Get out of my office" I felt that.

[@Infernoblade1010]

Possibly the funniest thing I've seen all year 🤣 😂 😆

[@goldendragoon25]

Teenagers want their hair back lmao. Keep up the work!

[@phawley01]

Nice to see nothing has changed.

[@roarkm.o.banjonjeffries3713]

Seriously you guys have it all in here. Totally amazing. Awesome. I'm not scared of me haha.

[@nicholai40]

These are not the radios we're looking for. You can go about your business. Move along. Move along.

[@BennyLlama39]

Brennan: (condensed) "I now own your @$$es for the rest of time... the two of you are gonna be workin' the front gate for the rest of your lives."
Me: Uh-oh... looks like Brennan finally had enough of their $#!t. 😆

[@bornmayhem]

"Dude, my dad owns a dealershiiiip" - D to the P

[@Hopefilled_ministries]

I bet the seargent was wishing that cup of coffee was a glass of whiskey

[@detectivepikachu3161]

like a kid that finally has an interesting story to tell and milks it as much as possible.

[@towdjumper5]

Great stuff… Damn good shit.

[@ianparks2653]

9:20 took me out 😂😂😂

[@RealCaptainAwesome]

Everyone knows that Ancient Aliens and Croissants do not mix.

[@medicchester]

100% true.

[@cmartin848]

You guys really need to be on vet TV holy shit lmao

[@MrCurbinator]

Bro, you’re on a base, tf else you watching besides ancient aliens

[@ccrawford3525]

am retired MP...and 10th MTN,,,,,funny stuff....lol

[@laforce36]

" The Army" realized partway through 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@russwatson8275]

"We broke into her house..." rofl

[@jessieomahony8101]

Here recently they updated 670-1 and grooming standards got quite a bit more lax

[@jamerv86]

When you buy them, there’s two radios and a charger in a package. So eight radios would come with four docks. Just like you can order the a large size one for how ever many radios you want then get that number of radios.

[@nexusdrop7863]

I always wonder how much is scripted and how much they just make up on the spot.

[@justonrg]

We rarely script anything shot in uniform

[@Born2Losenot2win]

This video should be titled 2 types of teachers lecturing class:

[@Castlecoke]

The Army is pretty lax with their hair regulations.

[@gregjokonis1776]

You know this isn’t real, right? Just checking, cause you may be one of those that thinks this is real.

[@tware6062]

@@gregjokonis1776, 😂🤣 ponytails May only be the beginning...let’s just wait and see what happens. The fails are going to be hilarious

[@gregjokonis1776]

@@tware6062 I agree, it’s going to be a wild ride

[@Yawar1986]

@@tware6062 so are you wearing pony tails now?

[@Castlecoke]

@@gregjokonis1776 uless they have a hair cut chit with their no shave chit.

[@liamnash4304]

Makes me re-think about becoming an MP.😢

[@CartwheelsInTheMoonlight]

She's got a switch Mate

[@YZ-dp9oz]

2:40
Me most of the time during the week.

[@youmadbro742]

Same bro

[@supportcarriesu7604]

is that a MP WITH A CIB... NEAT

[@ivanlowjones]

He's wearing C.A.B

[@supportcarriesu7604]

Not the sfc, under the mp vest of the one on the right. also its a cib not a eib didn't see the wreath at first 0:02

[@jonathanrequena4361]

🤣🤣 love it great as always

[@danielbrannon1520]

IM UP HE SEES ME IM DOWN,,,, LMFAO

[@KelticTim]

Videos like this would be so much better if the guys were shaved and had high and tights like they were actually active duty. The Sgt is the only one who looks legit. Suspension of disbelief only goes so far, and homeboy with the fro and half a beard looks fully civilian, and the cocaine fueled partner would never get away with that haircut man.

[@richrich5827]

Bro it's UA-cam video , relax they are not enlisted 🤣. They served and did their time giving us the good laughs is what matters.

[@dylandelarosa9856]

Haha I’m dead

[@cinesra2069]

Don’t worry CID will find the Radio

[@hinddee]

The Army doesn't have bases......

[@brianellinger6622]

It looks like Kelly had the responsibility to give me the FootLocker and instead she gave it to the trash heathens

[@amnesty9043]

GET UP
IM UP
HE SEES ME
IM DOWN!!

[@gen3kali877]

I remember when Drew had a legit haircut. What happened bro?

[@jamesgunn7777]

So true zero effort from MPs

[@brianellinger6622]

still holdin that sighn..... where do ya think that i got the inspiration for "golden rule"?

[@zakadams762]

VERY CAREFULLY CRAFTING PERCEPTION AT ITS FINEST

[@maksympavskyy]

Y0u guys the funniest. 😂

[@johnnyj909LV]

Ya ya ya…

[@colindeankitt]

😂😂 this is great

[@SAR-MH53]

🤣. Love it. 👍🏻🇺🇸

[@thecman26]

And finally, get a damn haircut!

[@gsc512]

The one soldiers infantry so he knows how to get out of those handcuffs you use the tweezers for like a Swiss army knife

[@emmas1082]

This is brilliant⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@A_Fairy007]

Getting that caffeine in, that's good, that's smart...

[@youmadbro742]

"The army" lmao

[@roarkm.o.banjonjeffries3713]

These aren't the droids you're looking for

[@aalostarrow]

Epic video! Keep on keeping on!

[@RaiderOverBoss]

Those are military radios it’s the
AN/COTS-8

[@jessezitting9153]

Dunkin really does give you a buzz.

[@stylebender1664]

The airborne MP 🤣

[@deathsticks1776]

“We found the radio”

[@anormaldude127]

If I wase this ailien fanatic man's battle budy: budy! budy, budy, budy, you know I love you as a battle budy and... We never leave eatch other's back, however I do not think... This is the radios we are looking for.

[@bigmilk2003]

iv never been in the military but as an hvac manager my days are like this.. lol

[@jacksonjones3741]

Why are they were two different infantry division patches? 101st Airborne and the 10th Mountain Division?

[@Gerle71]

Doesn't the right sleeve show which unit they deployed with, and the left sleeve show current unit affiliation? Something like that?

[@christopherhazell420]

@@Gerle71 correct!

[@xbox_traitor_1970]

Gawd I ❤️ this shit! 🤣👍

[@loco_mobiusprime9112]

We lost the keys so you’ll have to make do lmao

[@alphabears6342]

Well, my MOS 31B and being shipped January 18th 2022 to Fort Leonard Wood.

[@tomsrandomness]

100% accurate

[@DH-xr4mx]

Love y'all

[@TheCaptainbeefylog]

I love SSGT Brennan.

[@jesseburnette6028]

This was very well acted for what it was.

[@RuralTowner]

Here would be an odd crossover...Sgt 1st Class Brennan & CEO Brennan from College Humor...

[@jenmartinez8153]

I almost got a ticket for cursing a mp out. To be fair it was 0500 and he was pissin me off. I was tired and he was being a pansy. This was when we had stickers before the dumb gate readers

[@FINALLYOUTAFTER7]

10:28 simple. Don’t reenlist.