If you enjoyed this new video format be sure to like the video or let me know with a comment, I'll be reading and replying to them! Doing this will let me know whether or not you want more content along these lines. I think it'd be cool to eventually start filming something like this out in public!
I thought the vid was great the video but what specifically do you mean by "something new"? You did a movie review, I always appreciate variety. You always do funky green screen stuff with inovative presentation and great jokes.
Thumbs up for you actually knew things from the games and naming them ! I've seen other videos are just shiting on it without knowing what they were even talking about .😏 now do it for the games now !
@@happyfullfridge Instead of filming the talking bits at my house, I would do them outside. Talking to the camera in this way was much more off the cuff, for me making this felt like something new, as I took Eddy Burback's idea from a couple years ago and made it my own.
Some guy in some comment section said this about the movie: "This is a movie that expects you to know Borderlands and then punishes you for knowing borderlands"
This is a level of masochism that even hardcore websites would be too scared to go to I've never seen someone willingly put their hand into a blender, but I think they'd fair better Please seek help asap. I will donate for your asylum bills
@@CoercedJab I'll yield to that point actually. The production crew and people who had to feverishly work on the VFX deserve at least some semblance of worthwhile pay. Though we all know that isn't likely.
@slowazzd2165 You wouldn't find it odd to hear some weird, dated catch phrases poorly jammed into a mediocre film? Must be nice to not notice anything.
10:27 Every character except Lilith should have been reloading their weapons at some point, since Lilith was wielding the Infinity Pistol, which requires no reloading.
You gotta love how some of the funniest characters from the Borderlands games (Handsome Jack, Zane, Rhys, Brick, etc.) are missing from a film literally based on Borderlands that's trying to be comedic.
@@OnzagaoftheEast I don't think a faithful Tiny Tina would have been funny either to be honest. She was very lol rawr 2010. Which worked great when the games came out originally but I really don't think having a Tiny Tumblr user running around screaming would land modern day.
@blackgemstone it’s cus tiny tina’s wonderlands from a while back.. i don’t know if it’s a DEI initiative or what cus she already got her own bland DLC but for once I think this criticism would work. Ironically I haven’t seen it brought up at all despite this technically being a gamer thing, but I suppose it’s a good thing because I will not miss seeing “DEI” as a lazy criticism from some lonely incel that literally can’t comprehend that other people also have thoughts and feelings and they aren’t constantly horny for skinny big-boobah ladies
It used to be used as a punishment for defying the Roman Emperor before the introduction of Christianity. People would scream to be thrown to the lions after the third viewing.
This whole movie is just terrible for those who don't know borderlands and is excruciating bad for those who do know. Like this movie is literally meant for no one but the creator's themselves
My thought exactly. I played Borderlands (this was more than 10 years ago YES) the sequel and moved on as the rest of the players. Had a good time, gameplay was fun. But there it is. Now willing to adapt this as a movie sound stupid and honestly: who cares? I can't believe some producers put a chip on this.
This movie might be a disaster, but it's still a masterpiece compared to BL3, a steaming pile of shit masquerading as entertainment. BL3 doesn't just lack good writing or character development; it's a monumental failure in storytelling. Playing it feels like subjecting yourself to a slow-motion train wreck, with every moment more painfully awkward and poorly executed than the last. At least this film offers something, however small, to latch onto, whereas BL3 is an abyss of creative bankruptcy.
"Elderly confusion or a lie?" All culminating for that Eli Roth punchline is insane... You're a madman Renn, a genius level, comedic intellect madman! Brilliant!
@@purpirek how could you forget the cinematic masterpiece that was Morbius? Even people like Nolan and Scorsese recognised the movie for its greatness.
I will never get over casting Kate Blanchet as a mid 20 something psychic action hero. I love Kate Blanchet, but what the hell were they thinking? Are there not young female action stars today?
This movie is in "another timeline" where Lilith and Roland are alive. They both sacraficed themself ingames. Age isnt a factor here because her age never been mentioned in game, especially sirens can live longer thanks to powers, she played Lilith well and her son played games so she did a fan service for him. But she and Roland should be not in movie at first place if we are thinking about video game story adaptation - its simply different universe. ps Moxxxi is over 50 yo and she looks like a 30 ;)
The part about all the action just being shooting makes this so much more frustrating, because you just know nobody knew anything about Borderlands prior and probably saw gameplay footage and came to the conclusion that "It's a shooty game" Which yeah it kinda is, but that's the gameplay, movies don't have that so do something interesting with it. I mean all the characters have special abilities, you could have Lilith hold up a bad guy in the air with her siren powers and have Krieg headbutt him to death, it would be funny, engaging, breaks up the boring shooty and show how these characters work together in very strange ways. But it works, they're a team.
I'm flabbergasted how you didn't once mention perhaps the greatest sin against the source material: they didn't kill Roland like in the games. This could've been their single chance to bring actual emotional depth to the characters, especially Tina. THEY EVEN SET IT UP for him to do the heroic sacrifice in the elevator shaft part where he stays behind to fight the horde...
Well the movie is supposed to take place before BL1. Which I know doesn’t make sense, but the director has stated that he doesn’t even know what BL is and has never played the games nor learned about the lore
I soon as I saw the trailer I said “yea this movie gonna bomb” I mean just looking at the choice to have Lilith played by a 55 year old was enough to know or the fact that the movie is pg13?? Did a single director even take the time to play the game?? They literally just blew 100 million lmao
As soon as I saw the title, I knew it was gonna bomb. The writing in those games is already trash by video game standards, how on Earth did they think it would translate well into a full length movie?
every time you upload, im genuinely excited to watch whatever it is you're covering cause the way you script your videos and your delivery is truly unmatched. im happy you're doing movies now and borderlands is the perfect introduction lmaoo
I wonder who is in a worse mental state, Vargskelethor Joel after streaming Morbius for 24 hours or Renn for spacing Borderlands out across a full week
This is going to be the closest I get to watching this dumpster fire, so I might as well watch it 5 times! I'm so sorry Renn, and I thank you for your sacrifice. Edit: That Catdog flashdrive is so cool, what a good loot drop.
Its the 6th viewing where things really start to click actually. You start to really understand the intricacies of their decisions, like making Lilith and Tannis geriatrics with a colonoscopy bag shows us that girls can kick ass and take names no matter what! Obviously the film had greater things to be showing us than the characters reloading, we needed those scenes of clap trap wigging out and pooping. Also just give an Oscar to Kevin Hart already, dude just acted his heart out to play a serious breakout role in an otherwise comedic movie, even though he's only ever been a comedy actor, that takes some serious courage, a lot of heart one might say. Randy Pitchford has done it again, I personally can't wait for Borderlands 4, if this movie is anything to go by, I know I'm in for a really quality product!
I went to see this in theaters. My boy is a fanatic and we knew it was gonna be bad. When we showed up, and they put it in the one room with a broken AC unit, I knew it was bad. Even the AMC was like. Dog, just play it in the closet.
Wait, wait wait. So you've got the car scene, the psycho scene, then Lilith's Siren scene. There are only THREE action scenes IN AN ACTION MOVIE?! Holy shit that's bad, just by the numbers.
As for the casting, I wonder Why couldn't they went on the same route Netflix's One Piece went? Picking a bunch of random artists that actually looked like the characters and would actually gave a shit about the film rather doing it for bucks?
it's a good thing they didn't tho, i have not seen the movie but based on public perception being negative towards it, this would have been bad for their careers, at least kevin, jack, and the others can easily bounce back from a bad movie smaller actors would likely get that attached to them for life, i think
Roland is the exact opposite of Kevin Hart as a character. He is stern, fearless and determined whereas Kevin doesn't display any of these qualities in his entire demeanor.
can we also talk about the fact that kevin hart, a professional comedian, is in this movie and the jokes only got two laughs throughout the whole movie at very screening Renn went to go see lol
Lilith was using the infinity, which can’t be reloaded, despite the fact she was using it completely wrong throughout the whole movie, the rest characters however? Yeah no excuse for that
On todays episode of count the crimes: Recording while driving (i think) Recording an entire movie (which doesn’t matter because this video would unsurprisingly make more money than the movie itself 🤣) (jokes obviously)
Damn i gotta watch again to read all the lil card things when I'm not driving. Thank you for watching for us, but 5 times what are you some kind tough guy now?
I knew this movie was bad when I opened my food delivery app and saw that if I buy 2 monster cans I win a ticket to see it. It was a hot dog place btw.
Great video, just what I was looking for. I like that you took the time to give it a chance and explain why you thought it didn't work, as I haven't seen it. Most other videos I see are people just spouting it terrible and no explanation.
On a real note. Shakayla (the lady who lost her job) getting let go for trying to hire her son and friends out of pure speculation for a future that has not happened sounds pretty fucked up. Why not a simple "No"? And why would they have such wild speculations before she was hired? That's.. weird cause she's a black lady along with the rest of the friends of her son. That's what branch managers are for, to keep things in line and make sure they don't go crazy with new changes. Especially changes that hasn't even happened yet.
When I see the behind the scenes & interview footage I'm left amazed at how special they all think they are & how they're doing something so totally amazing. The level of narcissism is sickening, in a pathetically laughable way.!
Idk how to tell you this, but they're all lying. Actors KNOW when they're in a bad movie. That's why they mention who they're acting with and not the story.
I know this is stupid but seeing the "your favorite little boy" line be pulled back out made me happy because I swear this is the first time you've used it in ages. It felt like a celebrity cameo seeing it
This movie just wasn't nuts enough. Nobody in this movie was insane! Why they didn't go all the way and make this full on lunacy is beyond my understanding. In games Tannis was talking to her chairs on the ceiling for pete's sake! Why is she so straight and serious in here? Tiny Tina is also too normal, which makes sense considering they removied her trauma.
Borderlands was a product of its time, yes. The humour is indeed a bit dated... but the setting is still interesting! And I do believe it was possible to adapt the humor in a way it would fair better nowadays. I mean, deadpool exists, doesn't it? Nonsensical, absurd and edgy humour still exists and it still works, it just needs to be more self-aware. Also, dystopic and futuristic films are very popular nowadays, honestly it's quite amazing how they managed to fuck this up when they didn't even need to create a setting from scratch.
Your dedication to creating content is not only appreciated, but also slowly killing you... Seek help... But also, keep doing it, because it's entertaining
I actually really enjoyed how you kept pointing out actually interesting new stuff about the film every time you watched it 🤣 Loved the magic shirt too :p Creative
If I heard on the news that a guy self deleted because he saw Borderlands 5 times as a whole we would understand and start a Go Fund Me for your family. Glad you’re still with us brother.
I’m trying to breakdown the fundraiser situation. I genuinely thought it was gonna be a fundraiser for the woman who didn’t get her job 😭 glad to see it’s going towards a better cause!
I have Claptrap tattooed on my arm, and when I went to the theater for Deadpool the guy asked if I'd be back for Borderlands. Naturally I laughed and just told him no fucking way.
the lack of a highlight on the weapons is just criminal. clearly written by people that havent played the game. oh well, we have BL4 to look forward to now
If you enjoyed this new video format be sure to like the video or let me know with a comment, I'll be reading and replying to them!
Doing this will let me know whether or not you want more content along these lines. I think it'd be cool to eventually start filming something like this out in public!
I thought the vid was great the video but what specifically do you mean by "something new"? You did a movie review, I always appreciate variety. You always do funky green screen stuff with inovative presentation and great jokes.
I'd probably watch any video you upload and enjoy it 😍😍
Thumbs up for you actually knew things from the games and naming them ! I've seen other videos are just shiting on it without knowing what they were even talking about .😏 now do it for the games now !
@@happyfullfridge Instead of filming the talking bits at my house, I would do them outside.
Talking to the camera in this way was much more off the cuff, for me making this felt like something new, as I took Eddy Burback's idea from a couple years ago and made it my own.
Your the reason this movie event made a single cent, from all your viewings lmao
Some guy in some comment section said this about the movie:
"This is a movie that expects you to know Borderlands and then punishes you for knowing borderlands"
just like my ex lmao
@@dailysneakers_ needs you to know borders, but punishes you for them. 🤣🤣
@@dailysneakers_ Nice.
He knew he wouldn't face any repercussions for filming in the theater because he alone accounts for like a third of the box office
😭💀
😂 ohh deary me indeed!! That was jokes, cheers 🍻 😂
😂😂😂
Cashier at movie theatre thinks this guy is the biggest fan of Borderlands in the universe.
So that's why the movie's box only lost $100mil.
Renn was helping them make some of their money back.
This is a level of masochism that even hardcore websites would be too scared to go to
I've never seen someone willingly put their hand into a blender, but I think they'd fair better
Please seek help asap. I will donate for your asylum bills
Man put his hand in the blender 5 times
Its like when Eddy Burback subjected himself to multiple days of watching nothing but Morbius.
Definition of madness is repeating same mistake and expect different result.
It reeks of AI writing
People put their hands in the cybertruck frunk!
This movie is so bad, even my favourite piracy site doesn't wanna host it.
It's actually mind boggling how a film can have no redeeming qualities whatsoever
Only redeeming quality was that it was over in an hour in a half
The set design and props look pretty authentic I guess?
People made a living while working on it 😂
It's a master class in what a bad movie looks like.
If your film looks anything like this you know you're in trouble lol
@@CoercedJab I'll yield to that point actually. The production crew and people who had to feverishly work on the VFX deserve at least some semblance of worthwhile pay. Though we all know that isn't likely.
"modern day morbius"
Even though morbius is only two years old at this point lol.
On the internet, movies age faster than dogs.
at least morbius cared about the germans, or something
@@RennsReviews like gerbils
@@RennsReviews That's funny considering the internet can scrape up a tweet from 15 years ago and use it for leverage
@@Ardeactbased.
It gets better after 10 hours, give it a try!
Starfield moment
l-l-l-legendary reference
@@memey822 difference is that you can at least have a few hours of fun with some mechanics in starfield
MGS that’s a bald face lie
And if not, then 100 hours. And if not that, then you're just a scrub.
Not even a minute into the video. "You and what army?" in 2024 bro?😂😂😂😂
It's tough to make me cringe, but that line got me every single time.
New here and first few mins got me hooked haha
This is a mind blowingly stupid criticism
@@slowazzd2165 shrek already did it in 2001
@slowazzd2165 You wouldn't find it odd to hear some weird, dated catch phrases poorly jammed into a mediocre film? Must be nice to not notice anything.
Thank you for your service
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10:27 Every character except Lilith should have been reloading their weapons at some point, since Lilith was wielding the Infinity Pistol, which requires no reloading.
You gotta love how some of the funniest characters from the Borderlands games (Handsome Jack, Zane, Rhys, Brick, etc.) are missing from a film literally based on Borderlands that's trying to be comedic.
Tina and Kreig are/were pretty funny. They just absolutely butchered them.
rhys sphere 😂
@@OnzagaoftheEast I don't think a faithful Tiny Tina would have been funny either to be honest. She was very lol rawr 2010. Which worked great when the games came out originally but I really don't think having a Tiny Tumblr user running around screaming would land modern day.
@@TheBackwardsLegsManTina shouldn't have been in at all. She's a side character. Making her a plot point is just... perplexing
@blackgemstone it’s cus tiny tina’s wonderlands from a while back.. i don’t know if it’s a DEI initiative or what cus she already got her own bland DLC but for once I think this criticism would work. Ironically I haven’t seen it brought up at all despite this technically being a gamer thing, but I suppose it’s a good thing because I will not miss seeing “DEI” as a lazy criticism from some lonely incel that literally can’t comprehend that other people also have thoughts and feelings and they aren’t constantly horny for skinny big-boobah ladies
Am pretty sure watching that film 5 times is illegal.
Renns the reason we’re going to get a sequel to this 🗑️ movie
Jk renn,
Watching it once is not recomended either
It used to be used as a punishment for defying the Roman Emperor before the introduction of Christianity. People would scream to be thrown to the lions after the third viewing.
@@CruelestChrisa cruel ruler
"An Elderly Lie... An Eli" Why do these silly jokes work so well on me lmao
Love how the psychos just hug the main cast and bloodlessly fall down after being shot. It was like watching a weird game of laser tag.
This whole movie is just terrible for those who don't know borderlands and is excruciating bad for those who do know. Like this movie is literally meant for no one but the creator's themselves
My thought exactly. I played Borderlands (this was more than 10 years ago YES) the sequel and moved on as the rest of the players. Had a good time, gameplay was fun. But there it is. Now willing to adapt this as a movie sound stupid and honestly: who cares? I can't believe some producers put a chip on this.
This movie might be a disaster, but it's still a masterpiece compared to BL3, a steaming pile of shit masquerading as entertainment. BL3 doesn't just lack good writing or character development; it's a monumental failure in storytelling. Playing it feels like subjecting yourself to a slow-motion train wreck, with every moment more painfully awkward and poorly executed than the last. At least this film offers something, however small, to latch onto, whereas BL3 is an abyss of creative bankruptcy.
Sounds like you only played borderlands 3
@Zagirus That's too far. Nevermind the only redeeming qualities are the gunplay forget it. I
@@Zagirusat least borderlands 3 had some nice environments.
i feel like i have been saying that about a lot of games lately
"Elderly confusion or a lie?" All culminating for that Eli Roth punchline is insane...
You're a madman Renn, a genius level, comedic intellect madman! Brilliant!
"obnoxious mediocrity" is really golden
where ever you live. it feels like a sad place to live. just flat barren landscape with nothing but parking lots and walmarts around.
Hey! Don't forget about the casinos!
You just described every small town in the entire state of Tennessee.
This is essentially the spiritual sequel to Eddie Burback’s video where he watched Morbius five times in a row.
I hope Eddie can visit Sparks Nevada.
Was morbius a power ranger movie or something 😮
@@purpirek how could you forget the cinematic masterpiece that was Morbius? Even people like Nolan and Scorsese recognised the movie for its greatness.
"You didn't laugh once."
PROCEEDS TO LAUGH
"No."
The idea of not laughing at the movie was funnier to her than any moment IN THE MOVIE.
I will never get over casting Kate Blanchet as a mid 20 something psychic action hero. I love Kate Blanchet, but what the hell were they thinking? Are there not young female action stars today?
This movie is in "another timeline" where Lilith and Roland are alive. They both sacraficed themself ingames.
Age isnt a factor here because her age never been mentioned in game, especially sirens can live longer thanks to powers, she played Lilith well and her son played games so she did a fan service for him.
But she and Roland should be not in movie at first place if we are thinking about video game story adaptation - its simply different universe.
ps Moxxxi is over 50 yo and she looks like a 30 ;)
@@Dar1uszwow ! Movies still trash regardless lmao
@@Dar1usz both Lilith and Roland were alive during BL1, which this movie is based on. So what do you mean?
Lilith was supposed to be hot and Rolond, buff.
It's crazy to think a single person has viewed the Borderlands movie more than the entire population of Texas combined
I love that you mentioned Randy's ''Magic'' Flash drive, I guess everyone else forgot :P LOL
Nah, we didn't forget, hell I still remember the bullshit he said about Aliens: Colonial Marines. It's hard to forget slime that thick
The part about all the action just being shooting makes this so much more frustrating, because you just know nobody knew anything about Borderlands prior and probably saw gameplay footage and came to the conclusion that "It's a shooty game"
Which yeah it kinda is, but that's the gameplay, movies don't have that so do something interesting with it. I mean all the characters have special abilities, you could have Lilith hold up a bad guy in the air with her siren powers and have Krieg headbutt him to death, it would be funny, engaging, breaks up the boring shooty and show how these characters work together in very strange ways. But it works, they're a team.
I was so confused about all the actions being shitty. Like Roland is the only shooty guy. Everyone else is made for fun action scenes!
@@blackgemstone801 exactly. The guns are secondary to the rest of the characters.
16:17 “I knew everything that was going to happen but I was powerless to stop it” what a banger line
10:46 oh no, Grandma Lilith lost her glasses
I'm flabbergasted how you didn't once mention perhaps the greatest sin against the source material: they didn't kill Roland like in the games. This could've been their single chance to bring actual emotional depth to the characters, especially Tina. THEY EVEN SET IT UP for him to do the heroic sacrifice in the elevator shaft part where he stays behind to fight the horde...
Well the movie is supposed to take place before BL1. Which I know doesn’t make sense, but the director has stated that he doesn’t even know what BL is and has never played the games nor learned about the lore
you singlehandedly greenlit a sequel, thanks renn!
"It's in my mouth" after talking about a cam girl squirting all over the place is devious.
I soon as I saw the trailer I said “yea this movie gonna bomb” I mean just looking at the choice to have Lilith played by a 55 year old was enough to know or the fact that the movie is pg13?? Did a single director even take the time to play the game?? They literally just blew 100 million lmao
Mad Moxxxie existing and Krieg's lines alone should've pushed this to R. They didn't know what they had
As soon as I saw the title, I knew it was gonna bomb. The writing in those games is already trash by video game standards, how on Earth did they think it would translate well into a full length movie?
Borderlands in 2024 as a movie is a bomb just off the concept alone.
Surprising when you come out thinking that the source material would've been much better handled by Uwe Boll.
probably
I dont know man.. I think he would have maybe nailed the casting, but otherwise butchered the source material
It'd be at least memorable. This is aggressively mid.
@@QuickQuips yep
That was my first thought on the trailer!
every time you upload, im genuinely excited to watch whatever it is you're covering cause the way you script your videos and your delivery is truly unmatched. im happy you're doing movies now and borderlands is the perfect introduction lmaoo
it really is such high-tier gaming content. been hooked since his dead rising 3 video.
I wonder who is in a worse mental state, Vargskelethor Joel after streaming Morbius for 24 hours or Renn for spacing Borderlands out across a full week
Joel has never been in a good mental state tbh
Bobby Lee for being part of another failed movie.
@@lorenzocampici7885 vsauce joey was doomed from the start
This is going to be the closest I get to watching this dumpster fire, so I might as well watch it 5 times! I'm so sorry Renn, and I thank you for your sacrifice.
Edit: That Catdog flashdrive is so cool, what a good loot drop.
Its the 6th viewing where things really start to click actually. You start to really understand the intricacies of their decisions, like making Lilith and Tannis geriatrics with a colonoscopy bag shows us that girls can kick ass and take names no matter what! Obviously the film had greater things to be showing us than the characters reloading, we needed those scenes of clap trap wigging out and pooping. Also just give an Oscar to Kevin Hart already, dude just acted his heart out to play a serious breakout role in an otherwise comedic movie, even though he's only ever been a comedy actor, that takes some serious courage, a lot of heart one might say.
Randy Pitchford has done it again, I personally can't wait for Borderlands 4, if this movie is anything to go by, I know I'm in for a really quality product!
I went to see this in theaters.
My boy is a fanatic and we knew it was gonna be bad.
When we showed up, and they put it in the one room with a broken AC unit, I knew it was bad.
Even the AMC was like. Dog, just play it in the closet.
Renn is single handedly 6 million dollars out of that box office
An unbelievable number
Wait, wait wait. So you've got the car scene, the psycho scene, then Lilith's Siren scene. There are only THREE action scenes IN AN ACTION MOVIE?! Holy shit that's bad, just by the numbers.
to be fair the reason they have unlimited ammo is because they were shooting on the unpatched version of bl2 with the vladdof trick
As for the casting, I wonder Why couldn't they went on the same route Netflix's One Piece went? Picking a bunch of random artists that actually looked like the characters and would actually gave a shit about the film rather doing it for bucks?
Randy is too delusional and ego driven
@@AdminAbuseyep this is 100% randy
it's a good thing they didn't tho, i have not seen the movie but based on public perception being negative towards it, this would have been bad for their careers, at least kevin, jack, and the others can easily bounce back from a bad movie
smaller actors would likely get that attached to them for life, i think
ive been playing the finals recently and thought i was hearing phantom finals music, like every other time. good video, thank you for your time.
Roland is the exact opposite of Kevin Hart as a character. He is stern, fearless and determined whereas Kevin doesn't display any of these qualities in his entire demeanor.
can we also talk about the fact that kevin hart, a professional comedian, is in this movie and the jokes only got two laughs throughout the whole movie at very screening Renn went to go see lol
in The Presequel, Jack describes Roland as “allergic to smiling”
Kevin Hart is stern with his money, fearless trying to obtain it and determined to bastardize any character for a buck 😂
Roland is also tall
No human should ever go through this amount of suffering.
How could you put yourself through something like this? We are here for you Renn you don’t have to do this 😂
The person at the ticket booth "it's you, despite everything it's still you"
This video documents a man descending into depression. His spirit was broken after the third showing
No one even noticed that *Dutch Van Der Linde* voice actor from Red Dead Redemption he's in the movie playing as Marcus.
damn poor guy
Not one reload in the whole movie.
Lilith was using the infinity, which can’t be reloaded, despite the fact she was using it completely wrong throughout the whole movie, the rest characters however? Yeah no excuse for that
Well then the actors would have to actually do a slight amount of work...
UA-cam reviewers really have the hardest job in the world 😭 thank you for your service
I hope you had the decency to buy tickets for Everything Everywhere All at Once and sneak into Borderlands each time
Watching the Borderlands movie repeatedly sounds like a circle of Hell that not even Dante could envision.
Very proud of you for finding a girlfriend willing to put up with a couple of viewings for you.
Watching borderlands movie 5 times will become the C.I.A.’s New interrogation method
On todays episode of count the crimes:
Recording while driving (i think)
Recording an entire movie (which doesn’t matter because this video would unsurprisingly make more money than the movie itself 🤣)
(jokes obviously)
Damn i gotta watch again to read all the lil card things when I'm not driving. Thank you for watching for us, but 5 times what are you some kind tough guy now?
Making a UA-cam comment while driving is so based 😂
Omg noooo!!! I thought I was the one who watched it the most (4 times) before it got pulled from theatres here. Damn, there goes my accomplishment
I knew this movie was bad when I opened my food delivery app and saw that if I buy 2 monster cans I win a ticket to see it. It was a hot dog place btw.
What kind of monster though
man i wish hot dog places existed around me. I better hop on it!
wait is that sus
Yeah what kind
How was the food?
I said this before, this makes both Legend of Chun-Li and 2018 Tomb Raider look like works of Hitchcock by comparison
Great video, just what I was looking for. I like that you took the time to give it a chance and explain why you thought it didn't work, as I haven't seen it. Most other videos I see are people just spouting it terrible and no explanation.
The biggest crime was the movie starting without "So, you want to hear a story, eh?".
I really like the green screen/shirt thing you did. Honestly, way cooler than I thought something like thar would be.
Im fairly certain we're not allowed to show this movie 5 times to terrorists
Renn literally torturing himself for our amusement
You’re awesome, Renn! Keep up the great work. Love the green screen shirt thing
Seriously though how do you only have 178k subs? You're hilarious and the effort you put into making these videos deserves more recognition!
On a real note. Shakayla (the lady who lost her job) getting let go for trying to hire her son and friends out of pure speculation for a future that has not happened sounds pretty fucked up. Why not a simple "No"? And why would they have such wild speculations before she was hired? That's.. weird cause she's a black lady along with the rest of the friends of her son. That's what branch managers are for, to keep things in line and make sure they don't go crazy with new changes. Especially changes that hasn't even happened yet.
Bro you guys don’t remember when tiny tina looked at the camera and said “its border time” and blew up everything
When I see the behind the scenes & interview footage I'm left amazed at how special they all think they are & how they're doing something so totally amazing.
The level of narcissism is sickening, in a pathetically laughable way.!
Idk how to tell you this, but they're all lying. Actors KNOW when they're in a bad movie. That's why they mention who they're acting with and not the story.
I know this is stupid but seeing the "your favorite little boy" line be pulled back out made me happy because I swear this is the first time you've used it in ages. It felt like a celebrity cameo seeing it
It gets better after the 6th time. Trust me, bro. This is a hidden gem like The Godfather. It ages better with time.
This movie just wasn't nuts enough. Nobody in this movie was insane! Why they didn't go all the way and make this full on lunacy is beyond my understanding. In games Tannis was talking to her chairs on the ceiling for pete's sake! Why is she so straight and serious in here? Tiny Tina is also too normal, which makes sense considering they removied her trauma.
Borderlands was a product of its time, yes. The humour is indeed a bit dated... but the setting is still interesting! And I do believe it was possible to adapt the humor in a way it would fair better nowadays. I mean, deadpool exists, doesn't it? Nonsensical, absurd and edgy humour still exists and it still works, it just needs to be more self-aware.
Also, dystopic and futuristic films are very popular nowadays, honestly it's quite amazing how they managed to fuck this up when they didn't even need to create a setting from scratch.
Your dedication to creating content is not only appreciated, but also slowly killing you... Seek help... But also, keep doing it, because it's entertaining
The most insulting part has to be that it's pg-13
You single-handedly kept this movie in theaters as long as it's been
This would qualify as torture in certain countries.
We all die alone. The movie.
Ps. Theres big chance you saw it more than the editor for it. Congrats.
No one asked for a Borderlands movie, and certainly not a shitty one.
I can't imagine how many tshirts you had to buy for this vid. Such commitment!
This movies writing feels like how some people pretend all MCU dialogue is written.
“Neither jacked or black” sent me rolling 🤣💀
Randy didn't take this lightly as he went ban hammering some x users when they loaded the critics 😂
I actually really enjoyed how you kept pointing out actually interesting new stuff about the film every time you watched it 🤣 Loved the magic shirt too :p Creative
Turns out hiring well known actors does not save your movie, it's just shitty writing and directing
If I heard on the news that a guy self deleted because he saw Borderlands 5 times as a whole we would understand and start a Go Fund Me for your family. Glad you’re still with us brother.
Didn't expect a 'The Finals' banger in the latter half, lovely surprise. :D
So this means that Borderlands sold at least five movie tickets. Which from I gather, is five more than it deserves
All that jazz makes me appreciate Tales from borderlands so much more
The finals soundtrack in the finale of the video is genius and goes so hard
That Eli joke was so Borderlands-y that I'm concerned about Renn-nn's mental health going forward. I'm afraid it might be terminal.
I’m trying to breakdown the fundraiser situation. I genuinely thought it was gonna be a fundraiser for the woman who didn’t get her job 😭 glad to see it’s going towards a better cause!
When the director doesn't know shit about the games its doomed from the beginning
The dedication is truly inspiring.
I'm pretty sure the never this movie never happened , just like they only made 2 borderlands games.
Correct. Cool how we only saw Handsome Jack once. That'd probably ruin his character if they kept bringing him back
"And on the video, she opened up a bottle of squirt." I love you Renn
I have Claptrap tattooed on my arm, and when I went to the theater for Deadpool the guy asked if I'd be back for Borderlands.
Naturally I laughed and just told him no fucking way.
the lack of a highlight on the weapons is just criminal. clearly written by people that havent played the game. oh well, we have BL4 to look forward to now
7:21 *he did the thing*
I literally just was at that part when i accidentally clicked your timestamp cause it was the top comment yd