I really love the idea that the employees DID notice immediately, but didn't want to stop him because they had a bet on if he would come back the next day
I’d like to think that as long as you paid to see a movie and you aren’t an underaged person sneaking into an R rated movie, employees probably don’t care.
I like to think people at the theater are concerned for Eddy. Like they were fully aware he was continually sneaking into Morbius, but didn't want to approach him for fear of his reaction.
as someone who works in a theatre, we definitely recognize people and we definitely judge people who see the same movie every day. its rare, but it happens, and i am always incredibly confused by it. if i saw someone doing this w morbius i’d need an extra therapy session that week
they all get together in the staff room. more people join their little huddle every day. "was he here again- he was? oh no, was it morbius again? IT WAS??? did you see him too? AND THE WATER TOO?? oh...... i hope mr burback is ok"
I think Morbius's biggest cultural impact is: I'm a zookeeper and every day when I go to feed the (fruit) bats and they get all excited and start flying around, I think "It's Morbin' time". Every. Single. Day.
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I loved the part where he's like "I can't Morb any harder" but then his friend is like "No, reach for the Morbin power inside" and Morbius starts truly believing and then he wins.
Personally, my favorite scene was when he was fighting those villains on top of the train and he said, "It's morbing time", and then he morbed all those guys
Eddy says that he's afraid that the theater's employees will find out and kick him out, but if he explained it like "So, I'm watching Morbius 5 times for a UA-cam video, but I don’t want to give any money to Morbius, so I'm buying Everything, Everywhere, All at Once tickets", the employee would probably laugh a lot and just live him be.
Might depend a little on how the seats work in it, like if there are assigned seats they might struggle w trying to ensure he doesn't take someone's Morbius seat/hog someone's EEAO seat
I think the crux of Morbius' success was Jared Leto's acting prowess. He stayed in character even off camera and really got into the Morbius mindspace by slaughtering the film crew, and it paid off in a big way.
Lmao, I'm literally crying reading all these comments and looking up memes. Well done 🤣🤣 BTW, Leto is trash and ruins most films he's in. He just can't do comic book films, idk why the directors let him on.
When Milo opened the doors of the MORBIS and it was bigger on the inside; that was a magical moment. Milo truly was a villain, and Morbius was undoubtedly the hero to compliment him.
I have never, in all my attempts at trying, finished this video. I put it on at bedtime when I brush my teeth and then hop in bed to watch the rest of it. Always fall asleep before the end of it. I’ve watched this every night this week so far. Still don’t know how this video ends. Here goes another try.
If I’m being honest seeing morbius was unironically the best theatre experience I’ve ever, an empty theatre except for me and a good 15 friends screaming it’s “Morbin’ time” and clapping every time Jared Leto is on screen. The only gripe I had was giving money to Sony, honestly should’ve done what Eddie did.
@@wilsonruleman If there was any movie I’d subject myself to seeing multiple times in theaters just for pure enjoyment and to continue supporting the movie, it’d be that one.
Morbius is a life changing experience. Everyone knows the moment where he says "its morbin time" and starts morbin everyone, but an underrated moment is when morbius says "if you cant handle me at my joker, you dont deserve me as morbius". That totally morbed my mind
Love that Morbius’ disease comes from an issue in his dna, and instead of combining with the dna of a person without the disease, he combines with bat dna
This is the funniest video of all time because there's literally no thesis at the end of it. There's no lessons learned. It's literally just "wouldn't it be fucked up if I watched Morbius 5 days in a row?" And then he just watches Morbius five days in a row. It's brilliant
As a current emplyee of AMC theaters, this video sent me into another dimension. The only time we ever pay attention to people entering theaters is when its minors, and we usually don't read the movie names on digital tickets. But I love all the work you put into sneaking in, its truly inspiring
I like how ultimately Eddy has nothing profound to say about the movie or the experience, making the whole project a tedious exercise in misery, exactly like the movie
it's so perfect. i keep telling friends that there's no 'compliation' or scene that can show how bad this movie is. it's bad like the star wars christmas special is bad. it's too long, and drains your soul the whole time
@@Gamerkat10 really ? I mean it was bad. But to me, it was just "early edgy 2000 super hero movie" bad, like Spawn, Daredevil and Catwoman. Someone 100% ready to shut his brain down completly could get a little bit of entertainement out of it. Our standards are just way higher now. But don't get me wrong it was a baaaad movie. And watching it 5 times in a row ? Fuck
Should have gone back to interview the theater staff to see if they noticed (and talked about) the weirdo that kept sneaking into Morbius. They probably have it on their security footage greatest hits gag reel.
just imagining the theatre employee seeing a guy come in to watch morbius every single day but buy a ticket for a different movie out of shame of not wanting people to know is so hilarious to me.
Employee-“Hey boss, should we kick this guy out? We keep catching him sneaking into morbius?” Boss-“What are you crazy? This guy has spent almost $100 this week on drinks alone. Just leave him be.”
@@briansteele5804 My cousin worked at a theater and he basically verified this when we were talking a year back or so. The staff aren't nearly as ignorant to what patrons are doing as they would have you believe. BUT they don't care as long as they're making money off you. They have no loyalty to a particular publishing house or director, as long as you bought tickets or paid for some overpriced food you can basically go wherever the fuck you want as long as you don't literally camp out the whole day.
one time i couldn’t remember the name of that movie, so i looked it up, but i didn’t remember the name, so i *actually* searched up “all of the where everywhere all the time”
Imagine if someone that works in that cinema noticed what you were doing and how bizarre and creepy it must have been to witness a man buy a ticket for the same movie 5 days in a row just to sneak into a Morbius session
1st time: he is crazy? 2nd time: He is crazy. 3rd time: Maybe im crazy? 4th time: Im completely crazy. 5th time: me, he, his friend and this whole fucking thing is morby.
I watched Event Horizon at least 5 times in theatres, i brought a different friend each time. The workers noticed since I was watching it last showing of the night too and I don't remember it being very full each time.
I’m glad you had an opportunity to appreciate how written the script was, how acted the characters were, and how animated the CGI was. Truly, morbius is one of the movies of all time.
Back in high-school I worked at a movie theater and the only theater hopping we cared about is if kids were trying to get in R rated movies. That or if you saw your movie and tried to stay long to see a second film.
Eddy getting progressively more and more vampiric is the exact feeling 9 year old me would have walking out of a superhero movie thinking that movie was gonna change my life forever, only for me to wake up the next day & check on my Nintendogs
Fun fact: Most people think the quote is "It's Morbin' time" but actually the original quote is "It's time to Morb." There is a deleted scene where he says, "It's Morbin' season," after which he morbs extensively, but this was removed in the final edit.
Guys this movie was existent. I can’t believe how movie this movie was! The actors performed, the cinematography was captured, and the cgi was breaking.
Wait like I know cinema prices are bad everywhere, but here in the Netherlands we pay like 4 euros for a beer... is that real?!! Who would ever pay that much for a drink anywhere ever?! Like it seemed like a shitty mix drink in a plastic cup, no way that is 27.50
@@gertjan3329 this is extremely crazy for the us. Average mixed drink at a shitty bar like that is probably 12-15. I’m guessing he included the tip to the bartender
@@alexanderm.635 no I believe you're thinking of the part where Morbius and Borbius discover their long-lost, even eviler triplet, and then all three of them take turns plying on Borbius' DS.
Eddy is the only person who really suffers for the art anymore. Edit: I watched the movie in a bored slump and Morbius's experiment is even dumber than it seems. He specifically mentions the gene that gives vampire bat saliva anticoagulant properties. Not sonar navigation or fangs or anything. His spit should just make you bleed more. I know it's a superhero movie but that's dumb even in a world with radioactive spiders and gamma-radiation rage giants.
Eddy you missed the best line in the movie when Morbius is making the Milo poison he tells the doctor lady it's "Fatal to bats... Deadly to humans". That just summarises the movie perfectly
@@lifeHacker42 Technically deadly doesn't mean guaranteed death. So he could mean that it kills bats for sure, but humans it is "Able to cause death" according to the definition.
Supporting his local theatre: ✅ Supporting a movie that more people need to watch: ✅ Giving money to Sony: ❌ Obviously Eddy had it the other way round, as Morbius is way more important than the other 2 combined.
I literally can't tell if Eddy is actually telling us the real plot or if this video is all a big meme but I guess I'll never know because there's no way I'm going to see Morbius.
This is the real plot I saw it and the theater was empty and I had a friend there so it was fine because we made fun of the movie the entire time but if I had to sit quietly alone watching this horrid plot I think I’d have my own Jared Leto arc Also he was being very nice about the dance scene it was so disturbing and so difficult to get through
I wanted to express my surprise that _Morbius_ was in such a distinguished section of the cinema, but then I realized its proximity to the double EXIT doors and it all made sense.
As a movie theater As. manager I would def allow this and support the money going to Everything Everywhere All at Once, but be extremely concerned with anyone seeing Morbius once let alone 5 times. I don't have to pay for movies, but I feel like even watching some movies is too much support.
I’m here for the vampire bat defense! They also have “friends” and will feed their friend if they didn’t get a meal that night (they’ll starve pretty quickly - I might be wrong on this, but I think they can die if they don’t eat one night) so if their friend gets food their friend will feed them to keep them alive. It’s pretty adorable ☺️
Yup. Their small size is adaptive to feeding on the backs of large animals like typical livestock. Their size, in addition to a few other adaptations like anti-coagulant secretions, helps them go unnoticed. They can feed for several hours, repeatedly coming back to the same spot before they're noticed.
Absolutely obsessed with eddy buying a water to bamboozle the employees when he could've like asked where the bathroom was and pretended he was going to the bathroom, which he did anyway most days
Imagine going to the movies five days in a row while: The Batman, Everything Everywhere All At Once, The Northman, and The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent are playing… and going to Morbius every single time.
You know, I'm watching this 11 Months after the video came out, and the echoes of Morbius can still be felt. What a time that was too. One day, I just found the entirety of Morbius on my phone, after accidentally clicking on a sketchy link. I think the fact that I managed to accidentally pirate it and still didn't watch it really tells you all you need to know about Morbius.
🤓 correction: as a morb nerd who also rewatched the film 10 times, the line was supposed to be "Father, when can I leave to morb on my own? I got the whole morbussy"
You should do this for Madame Web - and repeat it for a week straight! Plus she has a bunch of flashbacks so it does hit the nail on the head thematically
When Morbius said “The real Morbius was the friends we made along the way.” I screamed and cried and shit my pants and it changed my life forever. My second favourite part was when Morbina (Morbius’s wife) gave birth to the little Morblings, I think that’s a good sign that we will get a sequel to this fantastic film.
“I don’t want to get banned from the theater” Proceeds to explain and broadcast his process of breaking the theater rules to an audience of about 1 million
The benefit of finding this channel so late after millions of other people have been enjoying this man for many years is that I get to watch all of his old videos and enjoy them as if they were new🙌🏽
Hey fellow Morbheads, just finished my 26th viewing of the legendary film (Morbius) and I have but one word to describe the experience: Wow. The film was incredible, to put it lightly. I thought I had noticed everything there was to notice on my 10th go, but I wasn’t even close. Jared Leto’s performance leaves so much up to interpretation, and he truly builds the character presented for is in the MCU(Morbius Cinematic Universe). Every rewatch that I view just leads me further into the Morbi-hole(a term I coined just now), and I spot things I never would’ve seen on my first few gos. The world isn’t ready for Morbius - and I wasn’t either. When I say that I broke into tears every time I watched it, all 26 times, I’m not lying. I cried during the entire movie. I’m not even sure how my body is producing more tears, but I make sure to stock up on XL popcorn and 3 drinks each viewing. My tears are pure sugar water, butter flows through my veins. Anyway, I’ll try to keep this review short, as the credits are finishing up and I’m about to go in for my 27th round, but know this; Morbius is one of the greatest movies of our generation - or better, this decade. The raw power behind each scene is only amplified by Jared Leto’s stellar performance. If he doesn’t win every Oscar available, I’ll be shocked. To say it was a masterpiece is an understatement. On my 15th viewing, I heard someone yawn during one of the dialogue scenes. I followed him up to the parking lot and decapitated him with my limited editionTM Morbius Blade. (Shop morbiusmerch.com) Please - if you haven’t already, do yourself a favor. Watch Morbius, and watch it again. And again. And again. You won’t regret it.
When he said "I committed Morbs against Morbmanity" and "This is really morbing me on" I literally shat myself crying I had to call my doctor/therapist/lawyer to schedule an appointment because it was so life changing
I really do appreciate that you went out of your way to support Everything Everywhere All at Once with your morb funny vampire man money, the real antihero of this cinematic universe.
Back in September i finally watched Morbius since there were a zillion dvd copies at the library, and even though I watched this video when it came out i did not remember anything that was described at all, Morbius is just that unremarkable of a movie despite how bonkers a lot of it is LOL
I was worried that you were gonna be giving so much support to such a bad movie, but knowing that this all goes to Everything, Everywhere, All at Once is excellent.
Eddy is just preparing himself for when he takes over the role of Eddie Brock in the next Venom movie and has to team up with Morbius. He is the reason why this movie will make 100 Morbillion dollars.
I’m being deadass when I say I’ve been sitting here laughing continuously for the past 10 minutes bc of the “morbillion dollars” holy shit I can’t stop
The holy pilgrimage to Rainforest Cafe everywhere serves as a form and mental and physical training for the ultimate ritual of self-flagellation that is watching Morbius 5 days in a row. Soon Eddy will reach his final form as he ascends to nirvana, having cast off the shackles of this petty human world and achieving enlightenment as a pure being.
@NullPoEx he should vist like, every "world's biggest" thing in America like world biggest thermometer world biggest ball of rubber bands cause I like watching his mustache when he goes crazy
If anyone is wondering about the Morbius disease. It's closest real-life counterpart (at least I believe) is called Diamond-Blackfan anemia. In lay mans terms, its a congenital disorder that affects the bone marrow making it unable to produce enough blood cells. Regular blood transfusions are one of the treatment options for this condition. Of course this isn't a perfect fit since there are cures for DBA, which don't involve Morbing. I would suggest that you fact check me since I'm not an expect.
ok so i looked this up and basically the treatments for dba are blood transfusions (like the movie) and also steroid shots, which is the most common form of treatment. the only cure for it (according to the boston childrens hospital) is stem cell transfusions, which one could argue is where the comic/movie got Morbin’ from. TDLR: DBA totally could be the morbius disease and Morbin’ could be a bastardization of stem cell transfusions maybe /hj
very late on this but there are actual diseases that have been treated by a certain enzyme vampire bats make too! vampire bats thein the blood of the animals they feed on so they can drink it more easily. also as someone who knows quite a bit about bats this movie is gonna send me to an early grave omfg.... did they even know what a bat was when they made this movie?!
@@mackerel9875 Does anyone know what a bat is? I always thought they were mythical creatures like narwhals and pegasuses. (Please note: no one is this dumb except perhaps the makers of Morbius. Your question is so iconic, I could not leave it alone.)
@@admiralofcuteness why thank you, also to answer your question bats are really weird flying rats that arent really rats because theyre more closley related to like a dog than a rat im pretty sure. might aswell be made up.
As a former movie theater employee myself, I guarantee you they all recognized you. We know our regulars. And they all knew you were sneaking in too, but didn't care.
@@tcoi1872 As another former movie theatre employee, that makes perfect sense. Regulars are very common. For instance, at my theatre there was one woman who came in 13 days in a row to see Cruella. And movie theatre employees, especially front of house, are very perceptive. Yes, we see you going into the wrong theatre. Yes, I see that twix bar sticking out of your purse. Yes, I know you're high. Thing is, we hardly ever intervene unless your being annoying or management asks us to.
Honestly giving the money to Everything Everywhere All At Once is GENIUS. I strongly support this weird form of half-piracy and will probably be doing it myself any time I want to watch some hot trash for the memes
It's a real shame. I watched the movie and was so disgusted, I just *had* to read the comics. I read a few - The Living Vampire from 2013, the "MORBIUS" comic from 2019-2020, as well as some of the Marvel Zombies storylines he was in, and I realized... He's actually pretty cool. He's a lot more of a tragic victim of circumstance in the comics, whereas in the movie, he's an edgy teenager. Compare these two lines -- one from the movie, one from the 2020 comic. They both have a similar set-up; Michael tries to cure himself, only he makes it much worse. In the movie, he says -- _"This is a curse."_, explaining to the watcher that he ain't like the other boys. In the comic, he looks into a mirror, gasping at what he had become, and says -- _"This can't be happening. I only wanted to be free."_ I dunno, I'm just rambling. Read the comics yourself and form your own opinion.
I can tell you I’ve neither watched the movie or read the comics nor am I a big superhero fan. I’m the type of person to skip to the sequel instead of watching the first movie. But that “I wanted to be free” line shook me up more than any line I heard watching the morbius trailer at the movies theater for spider man no way home. So thank you.
THANK YOU. I’ve always been obsessed with Spider-Man’s lesser known villains cause they’re genuinely interesting characters, and it was kinda sad knowing they would throw away all his potential on this dumpster fire of a film. Oh well, they’ll reboot him in like 5 years and we’ll actually have an interesting director before they beat that into the ground with sequels anyway
Someone in the comments said they currently work at that theatre and they only pay attention to patrons if they're minors, they don't even look at the titles on the tickets
As a former AMC employee, I think it's actually pretty unlikely. Depends on the size of the theater and MAYBE the filming could give it away, but you have to remember that the employees see hundreds (if not thousands) of moviegoers every day. So unless they're clocking the movie on the ticket AND the different auditorium he's walking into, they probably wouldn't think anything of it. Like spectre said, we only keep an eye out for minors sneaking into rated R movies. If you're just a regular Joe, you can kind of go wherever once you're past the greeter.
And a tip for Eddy's next adventure, simply spending 5 min in the bathroom is enough for them to not realize you're walking into the wrong theater (I guess depending on the location of the bathrooms)... no need to buy so much water!
oh no morbius just sucked me dry
That wasn’t morbius…..
What are you doing, step Leto?
EXCUSE ME 👀
Oh geez oh frick
more like whorebius
I really love the idea that the employees DID notice immediately, but didn't want to stop him because they had a bet on if he would come back the next day
I bet they did
I’d like to think that as long as you paid to see a movie and you aren’t an underaged person sneaking into an R rated movie, employees probably don’t care.
@@tegantalks9612They don't get paid enough to care, especially since I doubt morbius had a big audience
@@tegantalks9612 or sneaking into multiple movies
as someone who works in a cinema this is 100% what they did
Morbius is the first movie to sell tickets.
Morbius exists and frankly, I am in love already.
Morbius is the first movie.
Morbius is the first.
Morbius is THE
Morbius is
I like to think people at the theater are concerned for Eddy. Like they were fully aware he was continually sneaking into Morbius, but didn't want to approach him for fear of his reaction.
I’m just imagining Eddy comedically sneaking across the walls while the theater people pretend to not see him for the 5th day in a row
if he went just one more time they would have called a help line for him
they feared he would suck them dry
as someone who works in a theatre, we definitely recognize people and we definitely judge people who see the same movie every day. its rare, but it happens, and i am always incredibly confused by it. if i saw someone doing this w morbius i’d need an extra therapy session that week
they all get together in the staff room. more people join their little huddle every day. "was he here again- he was? oh no, was it morbius again? IT WAS??? did you see him too? AND THE WATER TOO?? oh...... i hope mr burback is ok"
I think Morbius's biggest cultural impact is: I'm a zookeeper and every day when I go to feed the (fruit) bats and they get all excited and start flying around, I think "It's Morbin' time". Every. Single. Day.
it’s morbin time
Its morbing time.
It is morbin time.
It is more bing eous time!
I love this lol😂
That sounds like an amazing job, I wish I got to see bats every day.
It's Morbin' time.
Eddy lying to the employees makes him a more engaging antihero than morbius could ever hope to be
HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear eli
@@AxxLAfriku play leuge of legends
@@paybafpvzimp6296 god no, hes asking for someone to suck the muscles out of him, not his life
@@AxxLAfriku Daddy AxxL I love you!!
@@FlyingHeatball he said your a shit box ?
I loved the part where he's like "I can't Morb any harder" but then his friend is like "No, reach for the Morbin power inside" and Morbius starts truly believing and then he wins.
“Run Barry run!” - Dalai Lama in Morbius, 2022.
Fr man. Totally morbed
This is why Morbius and his friend Florbius make such an epic duo
SPOILERS!!
@@grimsquad273 ye
I started crying when morbius said "if you can't handle me at my morbworst, you don't deserve me at my morbiest", such a great moment
morst
I think the scene where morbius said "It's morbius time" was way better.
This could absolutely be a real quote and I would never know, because I’m never going to watch this movie.
Personally, my favorite scene was when he was fighting those villains on top of the train and he said, "It's morbing time", and then he morbed all those guys
the best part of this comment is i cant tell if its real or fake
the fact that the entire movie is filmed with the twilight filter really makes a perfect movie even more perfect
We’re all glossing over when Morbius beat up some people and he says, “there’s morb where that came from.”
I pray to all things good and holy on this planet that you are lying, this can not be true
@@Sleeepy_eyes i think the fact that you need to ask says a lot about the movie
if this joke was actually in the movie and they botched it so hard it wasn't funny anymore, i'm gonna sue some people
@∆ Mighty Morbin Morbius
I like the part when he said "I'm morbiusly a beast."
i'll never forgive you for this
Dam that's crazy man
At least it wasn’t Fantastic Beasts 3?
Eyyy jarvie Johnnie!
@@thatsallreviews That's gonna be Jarvis's video where he brings Eddie along as revenge
but its Morbius the best film ever
I loved how they replaced every swear in the movie with "morb", it really helped with the immersion
and "Go morb yourself" is such an iconic line
The fact that I can't tell if this is a joke is a pure representation of what I've heard about Morbius
I completely believe this
@@wsteelix1922 Same
What the morb are you talking about?
You gotta be morbing me.
Eddy says that he's afraid that the theater's employees will find out and kick him out, but if he explained it like "So, I'm watching Morbius 5 times for a UA-cam video, but I don’t want to give any money to Morbius, so I'm buying Everything, Everywhere, All at Once tickets", the employee would probably laugh a lot and just live him be.
I've worked at two different movie theatres and if this happened where I worked I'd love it
Might depend a little on how the seats work in it, like if there are assigned seats they might struggle w trying to ensure he doesn't take someone's Morbius seat/hog someone's EEAO seat
When Morbius said the line "Perhaps there's a little Morbius in all of us, even you" as he looked at the camera, it really made me think about life
Truly a morbin moment
"It's Morbin' time"
He wasn't looking at the camera when he said that, what are you on about? He was looking at *me*
@@TheMightofDab He was looking at Morbi US( focus on the us)
specifically, how to end it.
I think the crux of Morbius' success was Jared Leto's acting prowess. He stayed in character even off camera and really got into the Morbius mindspace by slaughtering the film crew, and it paid off in a big way.
I know right his ancient blood sacrifice really showed off in the special effects
Lmao, I'm literally crying reading all these comments and looking up memes. Well done 🤣🤣 BTW, Leto is trash and ruins most films he's in. He just can't do comic book films, idk why the directors let him on.
The film crew being slaughtered explains a lot actually
Honestly... that's a price they should be willing to pay
@@Jahu-qs2us A small price for salvation right? Lmao
I went out to see morbius in theaters, and was not surprised when everyone cried after he said it's morbin time. Such an emotional moment
HE SAYS “ITS MORBIN TIME” ?! IN THE MOVIE?
@@joutatheegg Of course Morbius said “it’s Morbin time,” that’s his catchphrase!
I know right? The scene right before he totally Morbs all over the bad guys. Amazing.
When Milo opened the doors of the MORBIS and it was bigger on the inside; that was a magical moment. Milo truly was a villain, and Morbius was undoubtedly the hero to compliment him.
@@joutatheegg no lmao
Can't wait for "I went to see Madame Web 5 days in a row".
Another UA-camr did that, inspired by this video! It's by Harry James Miller who is very good IMO
@@lady_caiti Where? Looked it up, didn't find it.
madame web wasnt very good, but i dont think it was morbius level of wonderfully bad
eddy is the one who bought all 1 morbiliion tickets
Maybius moreeddy is the onlyius personius in the worldius who’s moreseenius mormorbiusius
MORBUSSY
@@Ty-vj4wg faxxx bro
I truly loled at this
@@juwannlowe4608 down bad for the morbussy
Recently someone won an award for seeing Spider-Man No Way Home over 200 times. I think Eddy deserves an award for seeing Morbius more than once.
Wow. That's crazy
thats so much money.... why are marvel fanbois like that please go enjoy another piece of media
@@Wet-Milk because its fkn awesome, if its makin them happy n not hurtin anyone, who cares?
Honestly no way home was really fun movie so i could prolly see it 50 times
@@Wet-Milk this feels like a weird take for something that literally does not affect you in any way
my favourite part was when he looked at the camera and said his signature catchphrase: "its morbin' time!". i got chills
@DiIIian Whyte 🅥 Finally, the dogshit spam is here.
Do y'all read "It's morbin' time!" in a really whispery and overdramatic voice or in the usual Power Rangers voice?
@@ashikjaman1940 the second way, but now I'll try the first way too cause it sounds funny
I had to go out and buy the vampire medallion for my morpher
@@ashikjaman1940 mighty morbin power rangers
I have never, in all my attempts at trying, finished this video. I put it on at bedtime when I brush my teeth and then hop in bed to watch the rest of it. Always fall asleep before the end of it. I’ve watched this every night this week so far. Still don’t know how this video ends. Here goes another try.
Tonight is yet another attempt. Godspeed.
My condolences
You know what guys, go on without me. Just tell my mom I love her.
You got this
did you ever finish it
If I’m being honest seeing morbius was unironically the best theatre experience I’ve ever, an empty theatre except for me and a good 15 friends screaming it’s “Morbin’ time” and clapping every time Jared Leto is on screen. The only gripe I had was giving money to Sony, honestly should’ve done what Eddie did.
ITS MORBIN TIME!
u have 15 good friends ? bro wtf
@@vlc-cosplayer so like 10 to 20 friends? still a lot
Should got tickets to a better movie smh
@@JDyo001 The Morbius experience creates bonds stronger than Superman, who is like an equal to Morbius himself.
You could have just actually watched Everything Everywhere All at Once five times in a row. Imagine how much happier you would be
Bruh that movies is a 10/10 and already seen it 3 times
@@wilsonruleman If there was any movie I’d subject myself to seeing multiple times in theaters just for pure enjoyment and to continue supporting the movie, it’d be that one.
Morbius is a life changing experience. Everyone knows the moment where he says "its morbin time" and starts morbin everyone, but an underrated moment is when morbius says "if you cant handle me at my joker, you dont deserve me as morbius". That totally morbed my mind
If I had to watch a movie in theaters multiple times in theaters it would be the original spongebob movie
morbius is such a movie. filled to the brim with scenes, with actors acting.
Morbius is such a movie, filled to the brim with scenes, with actors "acting."
Fixed it for you.
@@seanbrewer1232 morbius is such a “movie”. filled to the brim with “scenes”, with “actors” “acting”
@@alecsernett2163 "morbius" is such a "movie". "filled" to the "brim" with "scenes", with "actors" "acting".
@@p3gasus-M "Morbius" "is" "such" "a" "movie" , "filled" "to" "the" "brim" "with" "scenes", "with" "actors" "acting".
@@Streetcleanergaming “”””””””””””””””.
Looking forward to the sequel 'I went to see Madame Web 5 days in a row'.
NO!!! I like his videos, and it will all be over if he did that. No one could survive five viewings of Madame Web.
The part where Eddy can’t get hand soap out of any of the dispensers at the theater is the most relatable shit i’ve ever seen
Seeing Morbius five times in a week is pretty relatable too.
Literally me
Vampires don't have a soul so the sensors didn't saw him, just saying
I’ve been to that specific theater, shit usually never works lmao
The fact that it happened again makes it even more funny. I can't stop laughing at it
Love that Morbius’ disease comes from an issue in his dna, and instead of combining with the dna of a person without the disease, he combines with bat dna
Well obviously
Well, to be fair it's very unlikely that the bat has the disease as well
My favorite scene is when he told his fellow vampires,"the world can't have less of us,it needs Morbius."
I cried.
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did that really happen lol i havent watched the movie . .it has to be a parody lol
@@alim3611 yea thats an actual quote from the movie
alim3611 I unfortunately saw the movie and can confirm they say this
@@alim3611 Yeah, I watched it last week and it was in there.
Can't wait for him to watch madam web 5 times in a row now
He did see it but not for a follow-up to this video unfortunately.
When he said “it’s morbin time” the whole audience erupted into cheers. No wonder it sold 4 morbillion tickets!
avengers, assemblius
@@willehster morbvengers, morbius*
The joke is really that Eddy literally never saw the movie but we didn't either so he can make up any script he wants.
upvoted to 420
@@potatosordfighter666the most reddit comment ever
😂😂😂insanely underrated comment
@@potatosordfighter666 hahahahahaha!!!! well memed my friend!!! 😂🍷
your sacrifice was not in vain man, this video was hilarious and i havent even seen morbius
Not in vein, you mean
what
is you
@Grimey Danny it was a joke
Don't watch it
@@bredli6788 omg i feel so dumb
neurodivergence + sleep deprivation = 'puns? what are those?'
lol thank you
I love the number of these videos that the premise is "I don't know, I thought it'd be funny." and then followed by 30 minutes of spiraling suffering
In case anyone was wondering, Eddy said the word “Morbius” 108 times in this video.
You are a hero, I was wondering how many times it was said
@@mitchellpalmer7578 It’s not much but is honest work
Thanks Shannon! Your patronage will not be forgotten!
108 is the number of spare ammo you get for a battle rifle in Halo 2 *puts on tinfoil hat*. Coincidence? I think not!
I counted 111
This is the funniest video of all time because there's literally no thesis at the end of it. There's no lessons learned. It's literally just "wouldn't it be fucked up if I watched Morbius 5 days in a row?" And then he just watches Morbius five days in a row. It's brilliant
Taking the bit too far mixed with a tad bit of self harm lol
@@OddLeah what movie do they watch?
I’m certainly enjoying it
@@orangeants many.
define "brilliant".
As a current emplyee of AMC theaters, this video sent me into another dimension. The only time we ever pay attention to people entering theaters is when its minors, and we usually don't read the movie names on digital tickets. But I love all the work you put into sneaking in, its truly inspiring
After a year i can proud to say, that it is STILL morbin time
I like how ultimately Eddy has nothing profound to say about the movie or the experience, making the whole project a tedious exercise in misery, exactly like the movie
yeah from the thumbnail on it was brilliant lol
what happened to his ugly friend? are they not friends anymore?
it's so perfect. i keep telling friends that there's no 'compliation' or scene that can show how bad this movie is. it's bad like the star wars christmas special is bad. it's too long, and drains your soul the whole time
@@Gamerkat10 really ? I mean it was bad. But to me, it was just "early edgy 2000 super hero movie" bad, like Spawn, Daredevil and Catwoman. Someone 100% ready to shut his brain down completly could get a little bit of entertainement out of it. Our standards are just way higher now. But don't get me wrong it was a baaaad movie. And watching it 5 times in a row ? Fuck
ok
My favorite part in Morbius is when Morbius said "It's not about how hard you morb, it's about how hard you can get morbed and keep moving forward"
*keep morbing forward
I think my favorite scene is when morbius gets arrested for morbsterbating outside of the local kindergarten and says "I did it for the morb"
@@isyt1320 *keep morbing morbard
and then he started grunting "MORB! MORB! MORB! MORB!" best scene in the movie
I'm seriously glad he said, "I would never morb a kid." Even though the high school janitor tried to do it to him.
eddy’s plan to see morbius while supporting everything everywhere was EXACTLY what i did lmfao
Should have gone back to interview the theater staff to see if they noticed (and talked about) the weirdo that kept sneaking into Morbius. They probably have it on their security footage greatest hits gag reel.
My favourite part of morbius is when he said it’s morbin time and totally morbed everyone
that part was awesome
He totally morbed out in that scene for sure
The Megamorb was my favorite part personally
@Elon and depp. If there's no morbin' in this video I will be very disappointed
@@chipskylark5500 bots
just imagining the theatre employee seeing a guy come in to watch morbius every single day but buy a ticket for a different movie out of shame of not wanting people to know is so hilarious to me.
Employee-“Hey boss, should we kick this guy out? We keep catching him sneaking into morbius?”
Boss-“What are you crazy? This guy has spent almost $100 this week on drinks alone. Just leave him be.”
@@briansteele5804 My cousin worked at a theater and he basically verified this when we were talking a year back or so. The staff aren't nearly as ignorant to what patrons are doing as they would have you believe. BUT they don't care as long as they're making money off you. They have no loyalty to a particular publishing house or director, as long as you bought tickets or paid for some overpriced food you can basically go wherever the fuck you want as long as you don't literally camp out the whole day.
Morbillions of people haven’t went a single day without returning to the theater. Every theater in the world still has tickets sold out to this day.
honestly i think i would just let him go. clearly the sign of a broken man
@HungerGamesFan88
That and he already spent more money than anyone ever should at a movie theater in a week
The idea of buying tickets for Everywhere instead is brilliant. Truly an act of chaotic good.
could not have said it better myself, actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf.
@@ines868 I’m having a legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf
I just had me a delicious KFC meal and s*** in my neighbor's driveway. God damn I feel great
Thank you, Shia LeBeouf, who must often be confused with Shia LeBouf I would imagine
one time i couldn’t remember the name of that movie, so i looked it up, but i didn’t remember the name, so i *actually* searched up “all of the where everywhere all the time”
I did not realize Morbius was released on April 1st that is one of the funniest things that could have happened
Imagine if someone that works in that cinema noticed what you were doing and how bizarre and creepy it must have been to witness a man buy a ticket for the same movie 5 days in a row just to sneak into a Morbius session
1st time: he is crazy?
2nd time: He is crazy.
3rd time: Maybe im crazy?
4th time: Im completely crazy.
5th time: me, he, his friend and this whole fucking thing is morby.
@@ronaldomoura1932 Are you okay? "Me, he, his friend WHOLE FUCKIGN THING IS MORBY"
I watched Event Horizon at least 5 times in theatres, i brought a different friend each time. The workers noticed since I was watching it last showing of the night too and I don't remember it being very full each time.
He went to different theater locations
@@a.N..... it's literally the same location, he highlights the morbius door each time
I’m glad you had an opportunity to appreciate how written the script was, how acted the characters were, and how animated the CGI was. Truly, morbius is one of the movies of all time.
It had a little something for everyone: editing, plot, and a soundtrack.
Yes it was definitely a movie in the truest sense..
The scene where he touched a bat's morberries was awkward, though. That's how he got his powers. I was like, "maybe not for me."
only problem is it wasnt acting. jared leto actually became a vampire for the role
I think the only fitting punishment one should receive for sneaking INTO Morbius is being forced to watch Morbius. That'll teach you.
Back in high-school I worked at a movie theater and the only theater hopping we cared about is if kids were trying to get in R rated movies. That or if you saw your movie and tried to stay long to see a second film.
Eddy getting progressively more and more vampiric is the exact feeling 9 year old me would have walking out of a superhero movie thinking that movie was gonna change my life forever, only for me to wake up the next day & check on my Nintendogs
Fun fact: Most people think the quote is "It's Morbin' time" but actually the original quote is "It's time to Morb." There is a deleted scene where he says, "It's Morbin' season," after which he morbs extensively, but this was removed in the final edit.
I feel bad that you had to find that out.
My favorite part is this could be 100% inaccurate but no one could challenge it.
This was really good, made me laugh
@@femme_fatalist that was the original joke. They guy who came up with “it’s morbin time” is a tokusatsu fanboy
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Guys this movie was existent. I can’t believe how movie this movie was! The actors performed, the cinematography was captured, and the cgi was breaking.
you mean the cgi was
morbius is the movie
lol. ♥ whenever it came to a terrible movie my late Dad would always say "of all the movies I've ever seen, that certainly was one of them."
@@SciFurLycan a*
Yeah and did you see those stunts? They were so.... stunty.
The biggest crime here was paying $55 for two drinks at a movie theater
Seriously whaaat
No wonder everybody steals food from my local movie teather
💀
Wait like I know cinema prices are bad everywhere, but here in the Netherlands we pay like 4 euros for a beer... is that real?!! Who would ever pay that much for a drink anywhere ever?! Like it seemed like a shitty mix drink in a plastic cup, no way that is 27.50
@@gertjan3329 this is extremely crazy for the us. Average mixed drink at a shitty bar like that is probably 12-15. I’m guessing he included the tip to the bartender
I hope you’re currently editing the « I went to see Madame Web 10 days in a row » video right now. Eddy we need you !
That part when Morbius said "With great power comes great morbility" sent shivers down my spine.
@@isaiahc8390 it’s morbing time
@@isaiahc8390 no
i morbed my pants
@@AiHoshino12f that's a dub mistranslation. In the original morbianese he actually says "let's get this party morbulating"
@@Sandux930 none of these words are in the bible
My favourite part of Morbius is the 3 hour scene where he meets his twin brother, Borbius and they just argue the whole time.
that spinoff is gonna be the morbiest
His name was Morbo, how could you forget? I'm gonna morb you now for that mistake.
@@alexanderm.635 no I believe you're thinking of the part where Morbius and Borbius discover their long-lost, even eviler triplet, and then all three of them take turns plying on Borbius' DS.
Eddy is the only person who really suffers for the art anymore.
Edit: I watched the movie in a bored slump and Morbius's experiment is even dumber than it seems. He specifically mentions the gene that gives vampire bat saliva anticoagulant properties. Not sonar navigation or fangs or anything. His spit should just make you bleed more. I know it's a superhero movie but that's dumb even in a world with radioactive spiders and gamma-radiation rage giants.
Don't you dare disrespect Morbius it is a movie that makes my dog be a dog.
hot take
Wow John Williams thanks for the input, I really appreciate your opinion in morbius.
Do we need a comic book vampire? Yes, his name is Blade.
Isn't he a Dhampir?
Eddy you missed the best line in the movie when Morbius is making the Milo poison he tells the doctor lady it's "Fatal to bats... Deadly to humans". That just summarises the movie perfectly
That isn't a real line right?
No way lol
@@lossnt557 oh it's real, I don't remember it exactly so he could have used slightly different synonyms or said them the other way around but still
@@lossnt557 it is unfortunately real. I think the exact line is "to bats, it's lethal. to humans, it's deadly."
who the fuck wrote this shit
@@lifeHacker42 Technically deadly doesn't mean guaranteed death. So he could mean that it kills bats for sure, but humans it is "Able to cause death" according to the definition.
I love that Eddy spends an extra $77 on drinks so he doesn’t look suspicious trying to watch Morbius 5 times without financially supporting it
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Eddy really took the L, which stands for Liquid
Supporting his local theatre: ✅
Supporting a movie that more people need to watch: ✅
Giving money to Sony: ❌
Obviously Eddy had it the other way round, as Morbius is way more important than the other 2 combined.
Kinda of a stupid trope
I literally can't tell if Eddy is actually telling us the real plot or if this video is all a big meme but I guess I'll never know because there's no way I'm going to see Morbius.
Wait, i thought this video WAS morbius?
sadly its the real plot. yes i saw morbius..
I saw it with my friends. It’s all exactly as described I shit you not
If anything, Eddy was too merciful when he was describing it. But yeah everything he said happened 💀
This is the real plot I saw it and the theater was empty and I had a friend there so it was fine because we made fun of the movie the entire time but if I had to sit quietly alone watching this horrid plot I think I’d have my own Jared Leto arc
Also he was being very nice about the dance scene it was so disturbing and so difficult to get through
imagine if morbius spliced himself with like, a fruit bat instead of a vampire bat, and like. was just desperate for some good fruit.
lmaoo
I wanted to express my surprise that _Morbius_ was in such a distinguished section of the cinema, but then I realized its proximity to the double EXIT doors and it all made sense.
As a movie theater As. manager I would def allow this and support the money going to Everything Everywhere All at Once, but be extremely concerned with anyone seeing Morbius once let alone 5 times. I don't have to pay for movies, but I feel like even watching some movies is too much support.
Assistant to the manager
I don't have to pay for movies either ;)
@@Travybear1989 Piracy 😏
@@Aleksimaier well, technically nobody HAS to pay for movies... because nobody has to watch movies...
but yeah... piracy...
By the way, vampire bats are NOT that big at all. They’re like mouse-sized. Hollywood likes to portray them as much bigger for scary points lol
Aww! Tiny bats 🥺
Most Most bats are fruit or bug eater, like flying foxes
I’m here for the vampire bat defense! They also have “friends” and will feed their friend if they didn’t get a meal that night (they’ll starve pretty quickly - I might be wrong on this, but I think they can die if they don’t eat one night) so if their friend gets food their friend will feed them to keep them alive. It’s pretty adorable ☺️
@@sonorasgirl i dont care if this isnt true, its my head canon
Yup. Their small size is adaptive to feeding on the backs of large animals like typical livestock. Their size, in addition to a few other adaptations like anti-coagulant secretions, helps them go unnoticed. They can feed for several hours, repeatedly coming back to the same spot before they're noticed.
Kind of forgot Morbius was an actual movie from 2022; and not just part of one of my elaborate nightmares.
My favorite scene was when Morbius yawned and was like "Jeez I'm about to go Snorbius". I actually shat myself it was so funny.
It's likely that Eddy has now seen Morbius more times than any other human alive.
I'd be willing to bet that includes the editors the worked on the movie too!
Jared Leto own a movie theater in California where he just shows movies he's in so eventually someone else might watch this movie
@@blastfire21 jfc if any actor would it would be him huh
Supporting Everything Everywhere All At Once to avoid supporting a terrible, soulless cash grab is A+.
"terrible, soulless cash grab" - 🤓
"morbius was a poorly made cash grab" - 🤓
@@11561tammys ok
what are these replies
“what are these replies” - 🤓
(morbius is obviously one of the movies of all time and only a fool would think otherwise)
Since the writers of Morbius also worked on Madame Web I think that Eddie should also see it 5 days in a row
Absolutely obsessed with eddy buying a water to bamboozle the employees when he could've like asked where the bathroom was and pretended he was going to the bathroom, which he did anyway most days
Ok but are we going to ignore the 55 dollars on a few drinks?
@@cheese_handler_dangerous_job if you don't aknowledge it, maybe it didn't happen and the world is a happier place for it.
@@cheese_handler_dangerous_job Those aren't just normal theater prices... Those are Californian theater prices
@@develope3208 Yup. Here in the profane capital we charge arms and lungs for oh just about everything.
@@develope3208 tbh. He seemed to buy the expensive water. Would have probably been less if he bought Aquafina or something
Imagine going to the movies five days in a row while: The Batman, Everything Everywhere All At Once, The Northman, and The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent are playing… and going to Morbius every single time.
dont forget sonic 2
@@uhohspaghettio2195 yeah, that’s also a fun movie, definitely better than this dumpster fire!
Sounds like purgatory
morbius >>> twilight batman
@@SilverDOMO192837 Twilight ended a decade ago, I think it's time to let it go
You know, I'm watching this 11 Months after the video came out, and the echoes of Morbius can still be felt. What a time that was too. One day, I just found the entirety of Morbius on my phone, after accidentally clicking on a sketchy link. I think the fact that I managed to accidentally pirate it and still didn't watch it really tells you all you need to know about Morbius.
The modern poetry of paying $55 for drinks and then using a bathroom with no soap in it is more evocative than Morbius 12:55
Truely the America experience
@@breadg1818more like the California experience.
@@Brother_Piner American experience.
The grove blows
@@Sirfoodcrumbs The rot consumes
Eddy willingly put himself through psychological warfare by sneaking into Morbius 5 times
My favorite scene in Morbius was when he said: “Father, when can I go out on my own? I’ve got the whole world to see!”
wdym? He said "When can I go morb on my own? I've got the whole morld to see!"
🤓 correction: as a morb nerd who also rewatched the film 10 times, the line was supposed to be "Father, when can I leave to morb on my own? I got the whole morbussy"
Wasn't it from the spin-off Hotel Morbsylvania?
No it's from that Russian pinocchio movie that nobody likes or cares about
ahhhhh brilliant
You should do this for Madame Web - and repeat it for a week straight!
Plus she has a bunch of flashbacks so it does hit the nail on the head thematically
When Morbius said “The real Morbius was the friends we made along the way.” I screamed and cried and shit my pants and it changed my life forever. My second favourite part was when Morbina (Morbius’s wife) gave birth to the little Morblings, I think that’s a good sign that we will get a sequel to this fantastic film.
😂😂😂
wtf?!
You shit your pants? I morbed mine.
Little Morblings
m o r b l i n g s
“I don’t want to get banned from the theater”
Proceeds to explain and broadcast his process of breaking the theater rules to an audience of about 1 million
you really think anyone gonna go to court over sneaking into MORBIUS?
Most theatres won't care unless it causes a seating issue.
@@zgra74
Which is convenient because nobody in their right mind to come to pay Sony to watch Morbius, unless they themselves do a Burback.
Exactly
2 million, now. can't stop the morb
My favorite line in the movie was "It's not just morbi-me or morbi-you anymore... it's morbi-us now."
The benefit of finding this channel so late after millions of other people have been enjoying this man for many years is that I get to watch all of his old videos and enjoy them as if they were new🙌🏽
Hey fellow Morbheads, just finished my 26th viewing of the legendary film (Morbius) and I have but one word to describe the experience: Wow. The film was incredible, to put it lightly. I thought I had noticed everything there was to notice on my 10th go, but I wasn’t even close. Jared Leto’s performance leaves so much up to interpretation, and he truly builds the character presented for is in the MCU(Morbius Cinematic Universe). Every rewatch that I view just leads me further into the Morbi-hole(a term I coined just now), and I spot things I never would’ve seen on my first few gos. The world isn’t ready for Morbius - and I wasn’t either. When I say that I broke into tears every time I watched it, all 26 times, I’m not lying. I cried during the entire movie. I’m not even sure how my body is producing more tears, but I make sure to stock up on XL popcorn and 3 drinks each viewing. My tears are pure sugar water, butter flows through my veins.
Anyway, I’ll try to keep this review short, as the credits are finishing up and I’m about to go in for my 27th round, but know this; Morbius is one of the greatest movies of our generation - or better, this decade. The raw power behind each scene is only amplified by Jared Leto’s stellar performance. If he doesn’t win every Oscar available, I’ll be shocked. To say it was a masterpiece is an understatement. On my 15th viewing, I heard someone yawn during one of the dialogue scenes. I followed him up to the parking lot and decapitated him with my limited editionTM Morbius Blade. (Shop morbiusmerch.com) Please - if you haven’t already, do yourself a favor. Watch Morbius, and watch it again. And again. And again. You won’t regret it.
"Morbi-hole (coined that myself just now)" 🤣🤣🤣
PLZZ I hope u know that i am cackling and giggling so hard rn
this is eddy's alt account
i wish i could save comments to playlists
What the fuuuuuuu
When he said "I committed Morbs against Morbmanity" and "This is really morbing me on" I literally shat myself crying I had to call my doctor/therapist/lawyer to schedule an appointment because it was so life changing
i morbed when i saw no comment for 1 month
I really do appreciate that you went out of your way to support Everything Everywhere All at Once with your morb funny vampire man money, the real antihero of this cinematic universe.
Back in September i finally watched Morbius since there were a zillion dvd copies at the library, and even though I watched this video when it came out i did not remember anything that was described at all, Morbius is just that unremarkable of a movie despite how bonkers a lot of it is LOL
This man spent like $70 and way too many hours watching Morbius for our entertainment. Eddy you are a gem.
70 was just the drinks, including 5 tickets he probably spent 150$ to see morbius 5 times for us. What a legend.
@@bigmoneyswager he didn't pay for the tickets. He snuck I
@@jeffpienta4532 He paid for tickets to a different movie.
@@LostApotheosis I retract my statement I figured i missed something so I rewatched it. My apologies👌🏻
@@LostApotheosis I got the impression he had movie pass membership thing
I was worried that you were gonna be giving so much support to such a bad movie, but knowing that this all goes to Everything, Everywhere, All at Once is excellent.
Agreed!
Morbius has some of the characters ever written!
One of these days Morbius will be recognised for being the movie that dared to exist. Despite all odds!
The phrasing of this comment really got me hahah
watching this in the theater to see madam web
shhh the credits are starting to
Eddy is just preparing himself for when he takes over the role of Eddie Brock in the next Venom movie and has to team up with Morbius. He is the reason why this movie will make 100 Morbillion dollars.
I’m so morbin excited!
Eddie Burbrock
I’m being deadass when I say I’ve been sitting here laughing continuously for the past 10 minutes bc of the “morbillion dollars” holy shit I can’t stop
You mean Eddy Bricked Up.
The fact that you did the water discount thing TWICE on two consecutive days is SO FUNNY
I'm watching this video for a second time and the water thing still made me laugh out loud
5 days of Morbius is hard till you go to Rainforest Cafe for 3 weeks straight
The holy pilgrimage to Rainforest Cafe everywhere serves as a form and mental and physical training for the ultimate ritual of self-flagellation that is watching Morbius 5 days in a row.
Soon Eddy will reach his final form as he ascends to nirvana, having cast off the shackles of this petty human world and achieving enlightenment as a pure being.
@NullPoEx he should vist like, every "world's biggest" thing in America like world biggest thermometer world biggest ball of rubber bands cause I like watching his mustache when he goes crazy
And then follow it up a year later with a longer trip to every Margaritaville
I sure we’re getting “I went to go see Madame Webb 5 days in row” in the future. And y’know the best thing about the future? It hasn’t happened yet.
If anyone is wondering about the Morbius disease. It's closest real-life counterpart (at least I believe) is called Diamond-Blackfan anemia. In lay mans terms, its a congenital disorder that affects the bone marrow making it unable to produce enough blood cells. Regular blood transfusions are one of the treatment options for this condition. Of course this isn't a perfect fit since there are cures for DBA, which don't involve Morbing. I would suggest that you fact check me since I'm not an expect.
ok so i looked this up and basically the treatments for dba are blood transfusions (like the movie) and also steroid shots, which is the most common form of treatment. the only cure for it (according to the boston childrens hospital) is stem cell transfusions, which one could argue is where the comic/movie got Morbin’ from. TDLR: DBA totally could be the morbius disease and Morbin’ could be a bastardization of stem cell transfusions maybe /hj
very late on this but there are actual diseases that have been treated by a certain enzyme vampire bats make too! vampire bats thein the blood of the animals they feed on so they can drink it more easily. also as someone who knows quite a bit about bats this movie is gonna send me to an early grave omfg.... did they even know what a bat was when they made this movie?!
Oh cool! I was wondering
@@mackerel9875 Does anyone know what a bat is? I always thought they were mythical creatures like narwhals and pegasuses.
(Please note: no one is this dumb except perhaps the makers of Morbius. Your question is so iconic, I could not leave it alone.)
@@admiralofcuteness why thank you, also to answer your question bats are really weird flying rats that arent really rats because theyre more closley related to like a dog than a rat im pretty sure. might aswell be made up.
As a former movie theater employee myself, I guarantee you they all recognized you. We know our regulars. And they all knew you were sneaking in too, but didn't care.
That doesn’t make sense at all
@@tcoi1872 As another former movie theatre employee, that makes perfect sense. Regulars are very common. For instance, at my theatre there was one woman who came in 13 days in a row to see Cruella.
And movie theatre employees, especially front of house, are very perceptive. Yes, we see you going into the wrong theatre. Yes, I see that twix bar sticking out of your purse. Yes, I know you're high. Thing is, we hardly ever intervene unless your being annoying or management asks us to.
@@zgra74 *you’re
But yeah you made your point. I apologize for my ignorance.
@@tcoi1872 that’s right dummy
@@zgra74 now i dont feel as bad for the beer i snuck into The Batman
Honestly giving the money to Everything Everywhere All At Once is GENIUS. I strongly support this weird form of half-piracy and will probably be doing it myself any time I want to watch some hot trash for the memes
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Honestly same XD
That movie was so goood
That movie was trash too 🤮
@Garmon it was loud, obnoxious and had no emotional pull. Horrible.
Watching this a year later, and I remember these times fondly
It's a real shame. I watched the movie and was so disgusted, I just *had* to read the comics. I read a few - The Living Vampire from 2013, the "MORBIUS" comic from 2019-2020, as well as some of the Marvel Zombies storylines he was in, and I realized...
He's actually pretty cool. He's a lot more of a tragic victim of circumstance in the comics, whereas in the movie, he's an edgy teenager.
Compare these two lines -- one from the movie, one from the 2020 comic. They both have a similar set-up; Michael tries to cure himself, only he makes it much worse.
In the movie, he says -- _"This is a curse."_, explaining to the watcher that he ain't like the other boys.
In the comic, he looks into a mirror, gasping at what he had become, and says -- _"This can't be happening. I only wanted to be free."_
I dunno, I'm just rambling. Read the comics yourself and form your own opinion.
I can tell you I’ve neither watched the movie or read the comics nor am I a big superhero fan. I’m the type of person to skip to the sequel instead of watching the first movie. But that “I wanted to be free” line shook me up more than any line I heard watching the morbius trailer at the movies theater for spider man no way home. So thank you.
Meh. I don't read comics. I'll just wait until they get adapted into a movie.
THANK YOU. I’ve always been obsessed with Spider-Man’s lesser known villains cause they’re genuinely interesting characters, and it was kinda sad knowing they would throw away all his potential on this dumpster fire of a film.
Oh well, they’ll reboot him in like 5 years and we’ll actually have an interesting director before they beat that into the ground with sequels anyway
morbius is cool!!!!!! he’s so coooool animated i stg
I ain’t readin
Allat
Favorite scene was when he was like "It’s not morbime it’s Morbius" and then the whole team goes and fights thanos
I hope eddy understands that after the 3rd day the movie staff was definitely starting to notice
Someone in the comments said they currently work at that theatre and they only pay attention to patrons if they're minors, they don't even look at the titles on the tickets
As a former AMC employee, I think it's actually pretty unlikely. Depends on the size of the theater and MAYBE the filming could give it away, but you have to remember that the employees see hundreds (if not thousands) of moviegoers every day. So unless they're clocking the movie on the ticket AND the different auditorium he's walking into, they probably wouldn't think anything of it. Like spectre said, we only keep an eye out for minors sneaking into rated R movies. If you're just a regular Joe, you can kind of go wherever once you're past the greeter.
And a tip for Eddy's next adventure, simply spending 5 min in the bathroom is enough for them to not realize you're walking into the wrong theater (I guess depending on the location of the bathrooms)... no need to buy so much water!
@@spectre9340 odd to say you watch minors
@@TheReZisTLust lol I meant that they check if people are minors before letting them in to see certain movies but I get what you mean 😂
you know what to do…