If Your Social Media Accounts Could Talk

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  • @scifiwriter98
    @scifiwriter98 4 роки тому +4394

    "Chaos reigns and there's nothing you can do about it."
    Yep, that's Twitter.

    • @beckybrooks2150
      @beckybrooks2150 4 роки тому +123

      David Treciak “The world is on fire....Everybody is evil and also wrong.”

    • @Devynwithawhy
      @Devynwithawhy 4 роки тому +38

      Why are top comments always just quotes from the video? Is he really that much smarter than us?

    • @smareng
      @smareng 4 роки тому +18

      "I'll definitely come back in just a couple minutes though."

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 4 роки тому +41

      Devmafu Gaming Because those kind of comments can be super easy, barely an inconvenience....
      Also comments quoting the video are tight!

    • @TheShanicpower
      @TheShanicpower 4 роки тому +19

      ”But also if you don’t do anything about it, you’re evil.”

  • @indycinema
    @indycinema 4 роки тому +12010

    "I don't know why I immediately rechecked you" is the genius.

  • @eeyoreofborg
    @eeyoreofborg 4 роки тому +411

    Facebook: "Why do you not talk to me anymore?"
    Me: "Because I learn things about the people I love..and then I don't love them as much."

    • @theherooffire007
      @theherooffire007 3 роки тому +19

      This hits so very close to home.

    • @icucingme
      @icucingme 3 роки тому +14

      So true, there are just somethings that we don't need to know. Facebook the awkward Thanksgiving dinner every day.

    • @DustinBarlow8P
      @DustinBarlow8P 3 роки тому +13

      Yes because your love is an object that can be takin away if your family doesn't think the things you want them to. Like seriously, if you found out your Uncle hates Arabs, does it really affect you in any way? You are absolutely that cousin who loves hearing about other family members lives falling apart.
      If a family member of mine had to score my Social Media posts before the question, Do they love me?" is answered, I would just save them the trouble and tell them to jump off a bridge. I got other family who show love through action.

    • @rustyshackleford6035
      @rustyshackleford6035 2 роки тому +3

      @@DustinBarlow8P True but Still...🤔

    • @Japaneseanimeguy
      @Japaneseanimeguy 2 роки тому +1

      @@DustinBarlow8P for most leftists the "relative who says inappropriate things" gag has become something to genuinely feel shame over rather than being worth discussing. If someone says something bad then they are a bad person and do not deserve a defense as far as the court of public opinion is concerned. It's why Twitter is so horrible.

  • @doll_dress_swap12
    @doll_dress_swap12 4 роки тому +3053

    “The world is on fire and everyone is wrong”
    Yup. Sounds about right.

    • @estherkristi6660
      @estherkristi6660 4 роки тому +60

      Oh and, your president is telling you to inject dissinfectant into your blood stream

    • @howdy01
      @howdy01 4 роки тому +9

      Esther Kristi
      OH mY gOD

    • @VexChoccyMilk
      @VexChoccyMilk 4 роки тому +13

      @@estherkristi6660 That is something someone who goes on Twitter would tell people he said.

    • @vextronx
      @vextronx 4 роки тому +28

      @@VexChoccyMilk No, it's one of those things that people were spreading online, so you checked if it was true, because there's no way it could be, and it turned out to be true, and those people weren't even actually exaggerating online. I'm pretty sure that's how most people reacted.

    • @tuhmater2985
      @tuhmater2985 4 роки тому +3

      Oh and some random city from Michigan that nobody has ever heard about is underwater. Stupid Boise hydro

  • @ghostbxy
    @ghostbxy 4 роки тому +9606

    "Reddit, anybody interact with us?"
    "Nope"
    "Perfect"
    I felt that on a cellular level

    • @dv9239
      @dv9239 4 роки тому +213

      People always interact with me I'm quite controversial

    • @EnteIexia
      @EnteIexia 4 роки тому +227

      @@dv9239 Me too. I like to post something and then ignore all the incoming comments about how my opinion is "wrong". (or it's just that Redditors can't seem to understand other opinions exists)

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 роки тому +65

      I felt that on a subatomic level, and I don't even do Reddit.

    • @racool911
      @racool911 4 роки тому +8

      the mysterious Same

    • @ayushbajaj4708
      @ayushbajaj4708 4 роки тому +8

      @@dv9239 yes same

  • @jibekmechler139
    @jibekmechler139 4 роки тому +530

    Quora: your essay on why darth Vader smells got another three upvotes
    Me: YES!

    • @balkar01
      @balkar01 3 роки тому +5

      😂

    • @aasthade0309
      @aasthade0309 3 роки тому +29

      Wow! Three upvotes on Quora is actually great!

    • @volyumismyname3177
      @volyumismyname3177 3 роки тому +3

      What

    • @TheFourthWinchester
      @TheFourthWinchester 3 роки тому +15

      Quora is biased as well. It doesn't accept the truth with facts if it doesn't conform to the woke ideals.

    • @jibekmechler139
      @jibekmechler139 3 роки тому +10

      @@TheFourthWinchester unless it’s straight up Nazi stuff, then they let that go.

  • @reddragonminecraftmodsandm4366
    @reddragonminecraftmodsandm4366 4 роки тому +5179

    You forgot UA-cam
    “Ryan George just posted a new video”
    “Oh, let me watch that right now!”

    • @everburn
      @everburn 4 роки тому +62

      That would have been gold

    • @robertmcginty4146
      @robertmcginty4146 4 роки тому +37

      I've been awake for like 6 minutes and already watched this

    • @voxelverse
      @voxelverse 4 роки тому +9

      Perfect

    • @MKDumas1981
      @MKDumas1981 4 роки тому +42

      Watching Ryan George videos is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @filastyle84
      @filastyle84 4 роки тому +10

      Into an infinite loop

  • @JamoboBorg
    @JamoboBorg 4 роки тому +1331

    UA-cam: Are you aware of Talk Show hosts? And do you want to go down a rabbit-hole that will lead you to watching dudes in India building pools in the middle of forrests?

    • @hollyandstelladoodle8748
      @hollyandstelladoodle8748 4 роки тому +44

      I went down a UA-cam rabbit hole last night that led to learning about sheepsquatch. Yup, that’s a thing now.

    • @mariannecontrino6297
      @mariannecontrino6297 4 роки тому +44

      @@hollyandstelladoodle8748 I have no idea what that is, but you better believe I'm about to find out.

    • @nyfbie
      @nyfbie 4 роки тому +47

      Yes the dudes in forest are my favorite! Never watch them but stil they always find a way in to my recommendations lol

    • @fandomfancy2450
      @fandomfancy2450 4 роки тому +12

      That building channel is always on my recommendations

    • @paulatamaramohamad5794
      @paulatamaramohamad5794 4 роки тому +48

      @@hollyandstelladoodle8748 I learned 4 ways to wear my hijab. But I'm not Muslim

  • @Yelocob
    @Yelocob 4 роки тому +2454

    "Hey Reddit what's new?"
    "There's a trend where people make their
    Pets obese and call them a 'heckin chonker'"

    • @MB-zi4bg
      @MB-zi4bg 4 роки тому +174

      What, you don’t enjoy cats wider than they are tall and dogs that roll instead of walk? You monster.

    • @goofballcartoonist7848
      @goofballcartoonist7848 4 роки тому +43

      @@MB-zi4bg the mirror smiles back at you for saying that.

    • @shoepin385
      @shoepin385 4 роки тому +53

      Haha Keanu chungus WHOLESOME AF 100%

    • @y2123-l8c
      @y2123-l8c 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @johnderat2652
      @johnderat2652 3 роки тому +77

      Yep, it's horrible. And thing is, you can't even call them out for it or else you get banned.

  • @S1ipperyJim
    @S1ipperyJim 4 роки тому +3883

    "facebook?" "Present."

  • @mooninc.185
    @mooninc.185 4 роки тому +466

    “Wanna see some semi painful memories from 9 years ago?”
    That hit me deep

    • @BelleFlower15
      @BelleFlower15 4 роки тому +10

      I used to love looking at my Memories. Now they're all just cringe.

    • @geisavillot2123
      @geisavillot2123 4 роки тому +2

      That is the best one hahahaha

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 4 роки тому +3

      I accidentally quit Facebook at the same time as apparently most people and never realized everyone hated for the same reason. And yet we all kept visiting it day after day, why?!?!

    • @rustyshackleford6035
      @rustyshackleford6035 2 роки тому +1

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 how do you accidentally quit Facebook did you forget your password or something ?

    • @marcw6875
      @marcw6875 2 роки тому

      Yup, every so often Facebook tries to start showing me memories again and I turn it back off. It's probably not good that it never seems to come up with anything I enjoy seeing. lol

  • @nikoutoajaisai6310
    @nikoutoajaisai6310 4 роки тому +244

    Two minutes on twitter is like being in civil warfare. Well what imagine that would be like.

  • @crumbling1192
    @crumbling1192 4 роки тому +3905

    Ryan (after huge sigh): "OK, UA-cam comments. What do you got..."
    UA-cam: "You already have 1K comments on the video you just posted!"
    Ryan: "Oh wow! What are they saying..."
    UA-cam: "Yeah it looks like about 800 of those are just repeating that thing you say on your other channel"
    Ryan: "Right. The thing I say. People really like the thing..."
    UA-cam: "Yes sir they do. Oh, and there's another couple hundred comments repeating some of the other things you say frequently on that channel. I think these are people trying to show you they have a deeper understanding of your work. "
    Ryan: "By repeating it back to me?"
    UA-cam: "Uh huh. They really, really like those things you say, Ryan. And they really, really like YOU. They've memorized every line, every catch phrase. They came to UA-cam for you Ryan... and they want be with you forever and ever..."
    Ryan slowly backs out of the room, terrified.
    UA-cam: "Where are you going, Ryan? How come you never reply to us Ryan? Loving you is super easy, Ryan! Barely an incon..."
    Ryan slams the door and locks it. "OK, I guess we're never going in there again..."

    • @kenna176
      @kenna176 4 роки тому +144

      YES, EXACTLY.

    • @brentsimard977
      @brentsimard977 4 роки тому +95

      Ha Ha, great stuff mate :)

    • @emilycave754
      @emilycave754 4 роки тому +113

      That really made me chuckle, great comment

    • @RichardHeiney
      @RichardHeiney 4 роки тому +249

      Repeating things back is TIGHT

    • @wavingdragon
      @wavingdragon 4 роки тому +78

      Ryan (another video upload later, after huge sigh, again): "OK, UA-cam comments. What do you got..."

  • @ethanwatson6131
    @ethanwatson6131 4 роки тому +476

    “chaos reigns and there’s nothing you can do about it” Twitter’s philosophy is a Tumblr bio

    • @TruScorpio
      @TruScorpio 4 роки тому

      yooo

    • @hanarielgodlike9283
      @hanarielgodlike9283 4 роки тому +9

      because twitter is the new tumblr

    • @cidaliarei1
      @cidaliarei1 4 роки тому +11

      @@hanarielgodlike9283 everyone that made tumblr bad migrated to twitter because tumblr was bad

    • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
      @matthewtalbot-paine7977 4 роки тому +2

      nah if it was tumblr it would have pronouns

    • @zarina11589
      @zarina11589 3 роки тому

      Right when i saw this comment that’s when they said it

  • @illCMAC
    @illCMAC 4 роки тому +985

    "Ok, Reddit, anyone interact with us?"
    "Nope."
    "Perfect."
    This one gets me!

    • @modestea9667
      @modestea9667 3 роки тому +33

      The only reason you're on Reddit. The bliss of peace.

    • @admincommand2016
      @admincommand2016 3 роки тому +7

      @@modestea9667 no, I’m on reddit because of r/minecraft

    • @Hy3jii
      @Hy3jii 3 роки тому +22

      @@admincommand2016 I haven't played minecraft in years and I still follow r/minecraft. People make some really crazy shit.

    • @TheLivingThanos
      @TheLivingThanos Рік тому

      Honestly reddit is just so freaking scary because I am pretty sure it has more racist people than Twitter

  • @NaeemTHM
    @NaeemTHM 4 роки тому +269

    Nobody says “Oh my god” quite as well as Ryan.

    • @turbotaquitogoogle8095
      @turbotaquitogoogle8095 4 роки тому +5

      I've been trying to imitate it for the past year. It's just not the same

    • @rexblaze4
      @rexblaze4 4 роки тому +1

      There is that TikTok facts kid.

    • @raymondhugosnyman4646
      @raymondhugosnyman4646 4 роки тому +2

      It's all in the eyes, and the precise mathematical degree of the "head blown backwards" gradient (has possibly been calculated using the Golden Ratio, which takes this equation into the realm of the arts... where our graphs and "theorie(s) of everything" fall desperately short).
      Perhaps one day the equation will be solved..

    • @bigmane-money5216
      @bigmane-money5216 4 роки тому +2

      Joseph Joestar does.

    • @PebsBeans
      @PebsBeans 4 роки тому +1

      carl from detroit become human

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +115

    The fact that all of these are 110% accurate, makes it even better

    • @slipknot95maggot
      @slipknot95maggot 4 роки тому +1

      www.cliffsnotes.com/study-guides/grammar/commas-semicolons-and-colons/problems-with-commas

    • @LordVulcan93
      @LordVulcan93 4 роки тому +1

      If you listen to the sarcastic logic behind ALL his videos, you'll find he's 110% correct 100% of the time.

  • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
    @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 роки тому +61

    "Everybody's evil and also wrong. Danny Devito was cancelled, or maybe its a joke hashtag."
    I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Crazelord91
    @Crazelord91 4 роки тому +3723

    *Twitter:* "Chaos reigns and there's nothing you can do about it"
    That just keeps getting more relevant with time this year.

    • @timgray1664
      @timgray1664 4 роки тому +16

      yeah i hate all the bots

    • @manvirsahota5310
      @manvirsahota5310 4 роки тому +3

      I wanna like your comment but you're already on 69 😏

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 4 роки тому +10

      Chaos reigning is TIGHT

    • @Donnah1979
      @Donnah1979 4 роки тому +6

      That's Twitter for you alright.

    • @KRONOS1909
      @KRONOS1909 4 роки тому

      How're you doing?

  • @thebombspayloadisexposed
    @thebombspayloadisexposed 4 роки тому +1821

    World: So you sold personal data for money.
    Facebook: Whoops!
    World: Whoopsie!

    • @rahatthakur9865
      @rahatthakur9865 4 роки тому +71

      Selling personal data for cash is tight

    • @nw9801
      @nw9801 4 роки тому +3

      Best comment

    • @billychop8164
      @billychop8164 4 роки тому +4

      Schwoopse

    • @spiderjeranimo4992
      @spiderjeranimo4992 4 роки тому +44

      China : Buying your data was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @ConstitutionalRepublic00
      @ConstitutionalRepublic00 4 роки тому +5

      @@spiderjeranimo4992 I don't think that Cambridge Analytica had anything to do with China. Still funny though.

  • @Becktendo
    @Becktendo 3 роки тому +2180

    “Reddit is saving the world because everything there is just recycled.”

  • @PoemJunkie
    @PoemJunkie 4 роки тому +1115

    “It’s not...not racist.” Me scrolling through my family’s Facebook feeds.

    • @streglof
      @streglof 4 роки тому +52

      well, considering everyone and the neighbor's cat is considered racist these days, that's not very surprising...

    • @TwistedReality13
      @TwistedReality13 4 роки тому +23

      @@streglof Please give me your guidelines on racism..

    • @efu2046
      @efu2046 4 роки тому +29

      @@streglof please elaborate, especially the cat part

    • @s.s5933
      @s.s5933 4 роки тому +18

      @@streglof hmmm. You don't happen to be one too huh?

    • @sweetjesus697
      @sweetjesus697 4 роки тому +17

      @@s.s5933 streglof makes a good point, but the real question is, are you? now publicly deny it, it will only validate my question, see how this works? ya racist 😁

  • @ribhavgupta6148
    @ribhavgupta6148 4 роки тому +605

    Did anyone notice it's the same void that lives in Ryan's cabinet..

    • @THElarry27
      @THElarry27 4 роки тому +38

      Well the evil square is a metaphor for a phone

    • @ollo3934
      @ollo3934 4 роки тому +27

      Is it done?
      Did you acquire the orb?
      The girl grows stronger with each passing day.

    • @BBoy4040
      @BBoy4040 4 роки тому +2

      Except it's green? In another video the UA-cam was a door into a vast portal of pure white.

    • @heidibarker9550
      @heidibarker9550 4 роки тому +5

      But I still haven't found my orange rectangle

    • @youknow_nothing
      @youknow_nothing 4 роки тому

      Oh yeah, I was thinking about that video while watching this. Subliminal images are tight!

  • @WorldWeave
    @WorldWeave 3 роки тому +146

    “Is is a pyramid scheme?”
    “No it’s a Multi-Level-Mark-“
    “That’s a pyramid scheme”

    • @artoriasgameing6601
      @artoriasgameing6601 3 роки тому +4

      Damm a multi level mark

    • @Engieman909
      @Engieman909 3 роки тому +1

      @@artoriasgameing6601 thats a pyramid scheme

    • @nietur
      @nietur 3 роки тому

      actually it's not
      see Madoff for a real pyramid scheme

  • @tempuratuddies
    @tempuratuddies 4 роки тому +223

    "hurtful that the algorithm chose to show me that"
    bruh so true

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 4 роки тому +1

      Facebook was always showing me ads for Asian dating sites and I was like, how tf you know I like Asian girls?! Offensive in its perceptiveness

  • @eyelessJamie
    @eyelessJamie 4 роки тому +610

    Oooohhh selling personal info for cash is TIGHT

  • @tgguitarguy
    @tgguitarguy 3 роки тому +12

    Omg the rechecking Insta within 10 seconds was sooo accurate.

  • @nikkilee3840
    @nikkilee3840 4 роки тому +827

    This video is ART.
    Look at this man's EYES. Look at the acting.

    • @essentialrenee
      @essentialrenee 4 роки тому +27

      the bird!

    • @eileensnow6153
      @eileensnow6153 4 роки тому +18

      He actually has really sad eyes and I can’t believe he smiles so hard that I never noticed

    • @simmerke1111
      @simmerke1111 2 роки тому +4

      I mean, all the characters are doing their part. It's a team effort.

    • @rahulmitra3301
      @rahulmitra3301 2 роки тому +2

      @@simmerke1111 yeah sometimes i feel the other characters dont get as much credit as ryan does

    • @darthzayexeet3653
      @darthzayexeet3653 2 роки тому +1

      What acting? There is no acting in this entire video. It's reality

  • @sarasunshinemt4444
    @sarasunshinemt4444 4 роки тому +1270

    "I'm going to go sell some of your personal information for cash" -Facebook
    Yup.

    • @utkuayranc3210
      @utkuayranc3210 3 роки тому +6

      well it could be worse
      at least its not twitter

    • @neolexiousneolexian6079
      @neolexiousneolexian6079 3 роки тому +18

      Maybe organize a genocide overseas, then undermine a democracy here. Ya know, normal stuff.

  • @jxzgaming8851
    @jxzgaming8851 2 роки тому +13

    “I’m just gonna sell your personal info for cash”
    That caught me off guard

  • @bluefletcherfish
    @bluefletcherfish 4 роки тому +228

    WHY DOESN'T THE BIRD HAVE RYAN'S FACE??
    I don't know what to believe anymore.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 4 роки тому +10

      Maybe that's why he doesn't like it.

    • @sandordugalin8951
      @sandordugalin8951 4 роки тому +17

      The HiveRyan hasn't figured out how to absorb other species yet. Give it time.

    • @pisscvre69
      @pisscvre69 4 роки тому

      I didn’t even notice I’ve become one with the Ryan 😂

    • @KristaKangas
      @KristaKangas 4 роки тому

      There must be a glitch in the Ryanverse.

  • @camthedestroyer1490
    @camthedestroyer1490 4 роки тому +636

    Ryan: How about you, UA-cam
    UA-cam: Everyone keeps commenting that something is either tight or super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @donovanchase6086
      @donovanchase6086 4 роки тому +11

      Noice!

    • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
      @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 4 роки тому +21

      And or repeating lines from the video and adding nothing to them at all as if they think only they watched the video and no one in the comments section did.

    • @Ideas-xv7lb
      @Ideas-xv7lb 4 роки тому +5

      Man this comment is TIGHT

    • @ekimool9713
      @ekimool9713 4 роки тому +2

      Wow wow wow, wow.

    • @vancleave100
      @vancleave100 4 роки тому +2

      Making comments about something being tight...is tight

  • @clementgoh9270
    @clementgoh9270 4 роки тому +68

    The most unrealistic aspect of this sketch is that he woke up at 7:30

    • @brandonden795
      @brandonden795 3 роки тому +1

      That's when the notifications start coming in

  • @alloverthegaf7384
    @alloverthegaf7384 4 роки тому +4593

    "I'd say it warrants a little air from the nose, for sure."
    Me: *lets out some air from my nose in amusement*
    Me: goddamnit

    • @totalweirdo8538
      @totalweirdo8538 4 роки тому +214

      Me: *reading your comment*
      Me: *lets out some air from my nose in amusement*
      Me: goddamnit

    • @Leo-hr6yy
      @Leo-hr6yy 4 роки тому +74

      @@totalweirdo8538 and so the chain continues....

    • @SkiggsMoDiggs
      @SkiggsMoDiggs 4 роки тому +60

      @@totalweirdo8538
      Me: reading your comment
      Me: lets out some air from my nose in amusement
      Me: goddamnit

    • @JacobMRobinson
      @JacobMRobinson 4 роки тому +4

      Verbatim lol

    • @andrewcheng1948
      @andrewcheng1948 4 роки тому +30

      @@SkiggsMoDiggs
      Me: reading your comment
      Me: lets out a little air from the nose in amusement
      Me: godammit

  • @necessaryevil7777
    @necessaryevil7777 4 роки тому +6129

    Then ryan did a back flip, snapped Facebook's neck and saved the day!

    • @Aerials135
      @Aerials135 4 роки тому +105

      and everyone clapped

    • @natcrispy
      @natcrispy 4 роки тому +54

      REfErENceS

    • @jacknotonyt
      @jacknotonyt 4 роки тому +21

      Story time

    • @CrossingTheStreetArt
      @CrossingTheStreetArt 4 роки тому +29

      But won't that be difficult with Facebook being, you know, a multibillionaire company?

    • @Aerials135
      @Aerials135 4 роки тому +95

      @@CrossingTheStreetArt nah, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @tweek1133
    @tweek1133 3 роки тому +10

    i know it's kinda cliche but ryan is a really good actor, you can feel the preciseness of his scenes cascading down from his quiet, burning intelligence

  • @davidcool5189
    @davidcool5189 4 роки тому +449

    "Chaos reigns and there's nothing you can do about it."
    2020 in a nutshell.

    • @SiriuslyBlack7
      @SiriuslyBlack7 4 роки тому +14

      THE WORLD IS ON FIRE.

    • @polarbear1157
      @polarbear1157 4 роки тому +5

      Beautiful AND terrifying indeed

    • @ilikestew5719
      @ilikestew5719 4 роки тому +3

      And Twitter in general

    • @ErwinPommel
      @ErwinPommel 4 роки тому +7

      You had no idea. Oh sweet innocent two weeks ago.

    • @PlgDctr
      @PlgDctr 2 роки тому +2

      Oh boy, and we thought 2020 was bad...

  • @zacharyp7511
    @zacharyp7511 4 роки тому +705

    “Nope it’s not a pyramid scheme it’s a multi level-“
    “Yeah that’s a pyramid scheme”
    “Oh ok” 😂😂

    • @nameunknown007
      @nameunknown007 3 роки тому +15

      "Oh, dang it!"
      "I don't like you anymore"

    • @chrisred2733
      @chrisred2733 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂 its so true tho. Thats what they always say it is 😂

    • @racingfuel28
      @racingfuel28 3 роки тому +1

      We’ve all got that one friend who would get super triggered by this line😂😂😂

    • @nietur
      @nietur 3 роки тому

      actually it's not
      see Madoff for a real pyramid scheme

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 3 роки тому

      @@nameunknown007 "that's fair"

  • @addictedtomoney2196
    @addictedtomoney2196 3 роки тому +16

    The way he kept checking on Instagram is so accurate 😂😂😂 wow comedic gold

  • @platform14
    @platform14 4 роки тому +142

    Facebook's also like "Want me to keep showing you a bunch of people you either tangentially know, and have no intention of making friends with, or are total strangers to you?"

    • @godemperorofmankind3.091
      @godemperorofmankind3.091 3 роки тому +6

      yes sir i do!

    • @v8matey
      @v8matey 3 роки тому +5

      Facebook recommends you become friends with everyone on the entire planet.

  • @BongoBaggins
    @BongoBaggins 4 роки тому +441

    UA-cam: "Hey do you want to go premium or premium trial?"
    "No."
    "Ok, we'll skip the trial."
    "No wait, did you just skip straight to premium?"
    "I'm sorry, here are some ads. Do you want to skip those?"
    "Of course I want to skip them."
    "I'm sorry, you can't skip these ones."
    "Oh I'll wait then."
    "Thats great! While you're waiting, do you want to go premium or a premium trial?"
    "Didn't you just ask me that?"
    "Ok we'll skip the trial."
    "Wait, did you..."
    "Hey, do you want to watch a horse shoeing video?"
    "..."

    • @TyudroWymoreEdgartyu2
      @TyudroWymoreEdgartyu2 4 роки тому +16

      I just gave in and bought premium to get past the ads.

    • @BongoBaggins
      @BongoBaggins 4 роки тому +11

      @@TyudroWymoreEdgartyu2 NEVAH!

    • @alvarorey9308
      @alvarorey9308 4 роки тому +4

      This is very realateable.

    • @shanamana4078
      @shanamana4078 4 роки тому +1

      @@alvarorey9308 Your the marvelous Nakamba guy aren't you

    • @alvarorey9308
      @alvarorey9308 4 роки тому +1

      @@shanamana4078 How did you find me?

  • @houseofschenck6230
    @houseofschenck6230 3 роки тому +17

    "Is it a pyramid scheme?"
    "It's a multi.."
    "That's a pyramid scheme."
    So accurate.

  • @greenhowie
    @greenhowie 4 роки тому +76

    The slight changes in Ryan's expression in the real world were kind of haunting. I'm impressed.

  • @Ryan-mn2os
    @Ryan-mn2os 4 роки тому +176

    The only thing missing for Reddit was “AITA for telling the person who purposely burned my house down that’s not nice.”

    • @thebobbrom7176
      @thebobbrom7176 3 роки тому +39

      In the description briefly hints at killing the arsonists mother but never elaborates on that bit.

    • @wernerwombo3789
      @wernerwombo3789 3 роки тому +16

      @@thebobbrom7176 NTA, the arsonist's mom should have given you that cupcake she bought instead of giving it to her child.

    • @michaelarchangel42
      @michaelarchangel42 3 роки тому +15

      You mean "AITA for being unapologetically abusive towards my kids and expecting them to still love me even though I purposefully tried to ruin their lives?"

    • @xexpaguette
      @xexpaguette 3 роки тому +8

      @@michaelarchangel42 It's honestly both.

    • @thephoenixking3242
      @thephoenixking3242 2 роки тому +1

      And then there is AITA for purposefully burning this guys house down.

  • @fusakei1825
    @fusakei1825 2 роки тому +4

    yeah it’s totally super true how instagram is exactly like a refrigerator, you check what’s there for a bit, close the door, come back a minute later with your mind on autopilot and just check again for no reason.

  • @hermask815
    @hermask815 4 роки тому +18

    When Ryan looked so sad, overwhelmed, scatterbrained out the window I wanted to give him a hug or pat on the shoulder to cheer him up.

    • @TruScorpio
      @TruScorpio 4 роки тому

      scatterbrained 😆😅🤣🤪🤧

  • @orionh5535
    @orionh5535 4 роки тому +1049

    He should of had MySpace laying around, with a skeleton instead of him.

    • @danieldaniels7571
      @danieldaniels7571 4 роки тому +27

      I don’t even remember my MySpace username

    • @StarWarsomania
      @StarWarsomania 4 роки тому +7

      I felt that.

    • @emeraldkoala2
      @emeraldkoala2 4 роки тому +7

      Thank you for making me laugh like the frickin' Joker, now my family/neighbours will think I'm crazy. ❤️

    • @mehpainter
      @mehpainter 3 роки тому +25

      It’s like an ancient form of Facebook you Zoomer (this is a joke and should not be taken seriously)

    • @mehpainter
      @mehpainter 3 роки тому +18

      I assumed you knew what MySpace is, I was also making a Zoomer joke

  • @ClanImprobable
    @ClanImprobable 3 роки тому +1

    This…is the most perfect description of social media ever. EVER. Thank you. ForEVER.

  • @armchairrocketscientist4934
    @armchairrocketscientist4934 4 роки тому +345

    "Okay, UA-cam, what've you got?"
    "Well, we got a recommendation for a video from five years ago again, you watch the whole thing, and then realized you already watched this six months ago."
    "Oh."
    "Also your watch later list is crammed full of funny videos you claim you're going to show your family but -"
    "don't touch those."
    "well okay then."

    • @nol2607
      @nol2607 4 роки тому +15

      I feel personally attacked by this comment..

    • @WinterPains
      @WinterPains 4 роки тому +7

      I have 151 videos in that list, have only watched one or two of them.

    • @Brando550
      @Brando550 4 роки тому +2

      i'm pretty sure YT knows that we don't watch many new videos so they repeatedly recommend videos we've already watched years and years ago

    • @tegelstenen4178
      @tegelstenen4178 4 роки тому +3

      @@WinterPains I have 411...

    • @Hyrulistic
      @Hyrulistic 4 роки тому +4

      Just passed 420 watch later! Mobile reminds me that "only" 250 are unwatched, but what if one of the 170 got marked watched and I didn't actually finish it??
      Better just leave them all on there to be safe!

  • @aurawarrior1367
    @aurawarrior1367 4 роки тому +29

    "I'm not your social media, I'm your connection to the real world"
    I'm suprised people still have those

  • @sir_will_iam
    @sir_will_iam 4 роки тому +383

    "Tik Tok. Anything on your side?"
    "Just a bunch of 15 year old girls dancing like strippers."
    "Business as usual there."

  • @tokageki
    @tokageki 4 роки тому +135

    "Instagram!"
    "You're still on me."
    "Right. Twitter?"
    I lost my entire shit.

  • @fanpan3368
    @fanpan3368 4 роки тому +681

    Reddit should have shot twitter when he said that Danny Devito is cancelled

    • @notjustaperson2259
      @notjustaperson2259 4 роки тому +88

      i also miss the part where instagram stole a meme from reddit and facebook stole a meme from instagram

    • @bungiescams3292
      @bungiescams3292 4 роки тому +30

      Khada Jhin don’t forget reddit stealing from twitter

    • @grantschade2072
      @grantschade2072 4 роки тому +15

      Revendigo don’t forget everyone is stealing from real life

    • @anonlinealias7182
      @anonlinealias7182 4 роки тому +2

      That would be what would happen if this were real. Lmfao

    • @fawzigramajo
      @fawzigramajo 4 роки тому +1

      Fan Pan who’s Danny Devito?

  • @TheHobatron
    @TheHobatron 3 роки тому +2

    Every second of this spoke to me. It's kind comforting to know it's not just me but as much as this is a very funny sketch, it's also...eye-opening?
    I dunno. We have issues.

  • @diamondciano
    @diamondciano 4 роки тому +201

    The ultimate crossover

  • @static6684
    @static6684 4 роки тому +1637

    “I’d say it warrants a little air from the nose, for sure!” That made me warrant a little air from my nose.
    Edit: I had no idea this would get this many likes

    • @avocado4620
      @avocado4620 4 роки тому +75

      This comment made me warrant a little air from my nose.

    • @omnombrains
      @omnombrains 4 роки тому +54

      does nobody in this thread know what "warrant" means? rofl.

    • @ParadiseDB7
      @ParadiseDB7 4 роки тому +17

      @@omnombrains this comment made me warrant a little air from the nose.

    • @lordjack225pig2
      @lordjack225pig2 4 роки тому +21

      Black Dragon feel free to whoosh me or whatever but you shouldn’t say “made me warrant” that’s like saying the same thing twice. You either say “this comment made me let out some air from my nose.” or “this comment warranted some air from my nose.” Warranted means an action you are going to perform that is justified. So if someone killed my dad, it would be warranted that I hate the murderer. Ok now back to your regularly scheduled youtube

    • @Tokinjester
      @Tokinjester 4 роки тому +10

      @@omnombrains not gonna lie, that comment warrants a little air from everybody's nose

  • @sweetwheatsy
    @sweetwheatsy 4 роки тому +2

    The real-life segment almost made me tear up a little bit, this was so good

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 4 роки тому +79

    In a little more than three minutes, Ryan George brilliantly uses satire to show how Social Media has taken over our lives. Wow. Wow. Wow.

    • @chimneysoul1199
      @chimneysoul1199 4 роки тому +1

      Beautiful eh?

    • @erufailon4723
      @erufailon4723 4 роки тому +2

      And also parodies each platform invidually instead of just demonizing the concept of social media

    • @ThatReadingGuy28
      @ThatReadingGuy28 4 роки тому

      That’s what I love about his channel

    • @kristibrown1159
      @kristibrown1159 3 роки тому

      That’s TIGHT

  • @aguyontheinternet1973
    @aguyontheinternet1973 4 роки тому +96

    Disappointed with the bird does not have Ryan’s face

  • @samkohlo9158
    @samkohlo9158 Рік тому +4

    Ryan slowly realizing how terrifying everything in the outside world is and then quickly jumping back into his phone to forget about it is so good.

  • @gammawolf3
    @gammawolf3 4 роки тому +252

    Tumblr Ryan is sitting somewhere in a forgotten corner, crying

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 4 роки тому +45

      It's still doing better than MySpace Ryan. MySpace Ryan is a lopsided skeleton rotting away and drawing flies in the corner. =)

    • @LordVulcan93
      @LordVulcan93 4 роки тому +2

      Along with MySpace Ryan. Remember MySpace?

    • @LordVulcan93
      @LordVulcan93 4 роки тому +5

      @@jamesanthony8438 Dude, MySpace Ryan sold Myspace for like $400 Million. MySpace Ryan is doing just fine.

    • @backgroundnoiselistener3599
      @backgroundnoiselistener3599 4 роки тому

      Who downloads Tumblr anyway

    • @cardboard2night
      @cardboard2night 4 роки тому +12

      Me: hey, tumblr, what's up, buddy?..
      Tumblr: this post cannot be viewed cause it has titties...
      Me: oh, ok...
      Tumblr: also you are racist
      Me: wha?..
      Tumblr: here is some nazi blog
      Me: ...what?!
      Tumblr: and a cute deaf dog
      Me: omaygosh doggy! ❤️

  • @dragnell1348
    @dragnell1348 4 роки тому +190

    The world is on Fire..... Yeah, that's Twitter

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 4 роки тому +8

      But, to be fair, at present also actually the world.

    • @DanielRichards644
      @DanielRichards644 4 роки тому

      and r/Georgia and r/CoronavirusGA

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 4 роки тому +1

      And everyone is over parties

    • @newbeeify
      @newbeeify 4 роки тому +4

      Everybody is cancelled

    • @incog0956
      @incog0956 4 роки тому +1

      I haven't been on it since january, how are things there?

  • @ttsupra87
    @ttsupra87 3 роки тому +1

    That nature scene felt nice as I type this on my phone completely proving you'd video correct

  • @kebsis
    @kebsis 4 роки тому +314

    This guy has a very interesting head, like an Easter Island head

    • @Michael-rx7dl
      @Michael-rx7dl 4 роки тому +5

      lol why?

    • @winshwe9752
      @winshwe9752 4 роки тому +23

      That sound like a very serial killer thing to say.

    • @muck1ngfupp3t
      @muck1ngfupp3t 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

    • @lynnwest4307
      @lynnwest4307 4 роки тому +7

      LOL I was thinking the same thing when I first saw him. I think it is that haircut with the shape of his head they just don't go together but at the same time look amazing

    • @MrBronzy
      @MrBronzy 4 роки тому +3

      Is that supposed to be a compliment

  • @sam_c95
    @sam_c95 4 роки тому +140

    That was perfect. As someone who barely uses social media, this is exactly how I see most people's relationships with it

    • @generalqwer
      @generalqwer 3 роки тому +10

      Same, never had an instagram account, but I imagine this is what its like.

    • @Roule_n_Scratche
      @Roule_n_Scratche 3 роки тому +7

      @@generalqwer I have instagram, the video is pretty accurate, weird ads, and trending posts being just some meme screenshot, though it's a pretty good social media for art and that kind of stuff

    • @Isaacisaperson4677
      @Isaacisaperson4677 3 роки тому +2

      yep same here

    • @kohlcooke8789
      @kohlcooke8789 3 роки тому +3

      I just got back on my old Instagram account, can confirm that part is accurate. Not as bad as the others but suuuper addicting if you let it be

    • @sam_c95
      @sam_c95 3 роки тому +2

      @Lamashtar haha yeah true I can see it that way. What I meant though is I've made one FB post in my life in 2014 when I was drunk, I've made 9 Instagram posts ever, and I don't ever scroll through the feeds. I've never made a Twitter account and I've never made a Reddit account. I use FB messenger and WhatsApp to talk to my friends and I watch UA-cam videos. On discord I'm a part of 4 servers, three of which are just my friends. Back in the day I never did MSN, bebo, MySpace or anything else. I used to use Snapchat a bit as a messenger and I liked YikYak but never posted anything myself. So YT is the closest I come to relating to this video but I don't really experience what this video was showcasing in myself, I see it more in other people.

  • @madhir1716
    @madhir1716 4 роки тому +7

    Twitter : "Chaos reigns and there is nothing you can do about it"
    Also Twitter : Chaos is a ladder.

  • @nucleusmedicalmedia
    @nucleusmedicalmedia 4 роки тому +405

    Ryan, I hope you get 20 million subs! Your videos are amazingly funny and watchable.

    • @aidenhoogstra8636
      @aidenhoogstra8636 4 роки тому +11

      Oddly specific, but agreed

    • @TerryPlays
      @TerryPlays 3 роки тому

      Cringe

    • @arpitabrahmachari7649
      @arpitabrahmachari7649 3 роки тому

      Yeah, stupid teen gurls don't watch his content, so that's not gonna happen

    • @not_elie6116
      @not_elie6116 3 роки тому +4

      @@arpitabrahmachari7649 uh present. I’m watching all his videos and am a teen girl. Also, that’s hurtful.

    • @arpitabrahmachari7649
      @arpitabrahmachari7649 3 роки тому

      @@not_elie6116 my point was only people like James Charles, Charli from tik tok and people like that can get twenty million subscribers. Stupid teen girls don't watch him, so that's not gonna happen.

  • @trevorthornley8835
    @trevorthornley8835 4 роки тому +50

    "Everyone is evil and also wrong" yup that's twit-ter for you....

  • @BleedingUranium
    @BleedingUranium 3 роки тому +1

    These are all spot on, except reddit for me personally, though probably because I'm weird and never touch the homepage or the huge subreddits. Love that reddit gets the sunglasses though.

  • @renooblivion9526
    @renooblivion9526 4 роки тому +68

    *Connection to reality has entered the chat:
    *Crushing Depression has entered the chat
    *Crippling Anxiety has entered the chat

    • @jebatman756
      @jebatman756 4 роки тому +2

      Aaand connection to reality left the chat

  • @yagitoshinori9272
    @yagitoshinori9272 4 роки тому +37

    Aww I was expecting MySpace to be crying in the corner.
    MySpace: Notice Me!
    All Ryans: No

  • @epicboxx3838
    @epicboxx3838 4 роки тому +8

    The part where real life reins is like “I Giorno Giovanna have a dream, that nobody will ever face the challenges I have overcome”

  • @jackbob9961
    @jackbob9961 4 роки тому +31

    UA-cam, you got any-
    UA-cam: LET’S PLAY RAAAID SHADOW LEGENDS.

  • @themudbloodjedi8390
    @themudbloodjedi8390 4 роки тому +100

    Meanwhile Myspace is in the far corner: *"WHY WONT YOU LOOK AT MEEEEE!!"*

    • @just1desi
      @just1desi 4 роки тому +5

      Wait honestly though is that website still umm ... open I guess m

    • @BrownCoconut96
      @BrownCoconut96 4 роки тому +3

      I don't think it even has an app

    • @TraucerDaUrbania
      @TraucerDaUrbania 4 роки тому +6

      I thought we stopped making fun of how dead MySpace was like... 10 years ago

    • @themudbloodjedi8390
      @themudbloodjedi8390 4 роки тому

      @@TraucerDaUrbania well myspace was the only one I liked. I hated when Facebook took over. I don't use any of the others. So, lol, I'll still be referencing Myspace when no one even remembers Myspace was ever a space.

    • @marlonbryanmunoznunez3179
      @marlonbryanmunoznunez3179 4 роки тому

      @@themudbloodjedi8390 Tumblr is becoming My Space...

  • @ToxicSocks24
    @ToxicSocks24 4 роки тому +7

    I can just imagine my friend's google account: "I have seen... terrible things."

  • @hellothere2052
    @hellothere2052 4 роки тому +77

    A good thing coming out of lockdown is more Ryan George content

    • @menicman7044
      @menicman7044 4 роки тому +3

      @fjf sjdnx June? My country extended it till... Actually I don't know, quarantine never really changed my lifestyle.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 4 роки тому +3

      @fjf sjdnx Lucky you, my country is trying to ease its way out while we still have cases coming from nowhere. I expect things will go very poorly.

  • @TaurielTheElf
    @TaurielTheElf 4 роки тому +171

    Facebook: "You haven't posted anything on your wall since 2016."
    As a person who made their Facebook account in 2016 and never posted anything but the profile picture, this is PAINFULLY accurate.

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 4 роки тому +9

      Why the hell would you make a Facebook account in 2016, it already sucked back then and it sucks arguably more today.

    • @bensonmade8761
      @bensonmade8761 3 роки тому +4

      2008 for me. Everything since has been much more addictive

    • @alesrip
      @alesrip 3 роки тому +6

      @mandarina blue What the heck how does one need facebook for school

    • @sdrawkcab_emanresu
      @sdrawkcab_emanresu 3 роки тому

      @mandarina blue Is it a class mate thing or does the school force you?

    • @sdrawkcab_emanresu
      @sdrawkcab_emanresu 3 роки тому +5

      @mandarina blue Thats kinda sad. I didn't know that was actually legal, because of advertisement etc. My school uses their own apps, but they are kinda shitty, so i don't know which is better

  • @AngelWingsHolistics
    @AngelWingsHolistics 3 роки тому +6

    I can't stop watching this 😂🤣 I actually quit all those socials in November last year and it was the best decision I ever made!

  • @AbsoluteSkycaptain
    @AbsoluteSkycaptain 4 роки тому +83

    This is more accurate than I'm comfortable admitting.

  • @faceofciara
    @faceofciara 4 роки тому +112

    The 'real world' stuff hit me right in the feels. You need to add a tik tok character this too lol

    • @ksanag3426
      @ksanag3426 4 роки тому +10

      He is in the separate room with soft walls.

    • @TAVOXHXCX
      @TAVOXHXCX 4 роки тому +8

      Selling your privacy info but (in that case) to the Chinese corporations.

    • @PirateKingRoger-x1y
      @PirateKingRoger-x1y 4 роки тому

      No

  • @theratking3545
    @theratking3545 4 роки тому +1

    I love his "OH! my god" because he says it the exact same way every time.

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 4 роки тому +56

    Danny Devito is canceled? Or maybe it's a joke hashtag?
    Oh Twitter, what would we do without you?

    • @antiochus87
      @antiochus87 4 роки тому +2

      Not in the dumbest timeline for sure... and have teleportation too!

    • @franxx941
      @franxx941 4 роки тому +1

      be happy

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 4 роки тому

      I'm not sure I even know someone with Twitter. I swear it's like 1% of the population ruining everything for everyone

  • @carlosbranson7154
    @carlosbranson7154 4 роки тому +223

    Facebook: Hey remember that girlfriend you had 9 years ago?
    Me: Why are you like this?

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 4 роки тому +5

      *[Sad_Titanic_music.mp3]*

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 роки тому +16

      She's married with this super rich guy now

    • @carlosbranson7154
      @carlosbranson7154 4 роки тому +1

      Luis Sierra you are relentless

    • @astrol4b
      @astrol4b 4 роки тому +1

      Thank God she banned me

    • @grumpy9721
      @grumpy9721 4 роки тому +3

      So what?
      Do you mean Facebook hasn't reminded you of all the beautiful places you visited last year... while you're still in quarantine?

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 3 роки тому +3

    Me after the video:
    "Damn, it be like that sometimes huh"
    *continues viewing various social media*

  • @goldiwrld
    @goldiwrld 4 роки тому +37

    "Facebook, I don't know why I'm still checking on you"
    *Very True*

    • @sindri1447
      @sindri1447 4 роки тому +2

      Eh, it's the only social media I use. Am I old?

    • @ziggygunz2447
      @ziggygunz2447 4 роки тому

      I feel like Facebook was forced upon me because the majority of people were too lacking in creativity to enjoy MySpace, Twitter is too inane and vapid, I don't take enough pictures to do Instagram, and Reddit just isn't my thing so I guess I'm just stuck with Facebook :-(, guess I could go back to MySpace and be completely alone lmao!

    • @vernyulkisasszony4708
      @vernyulkisasszony4708 4 роки тому

      I needed Facebook to contact with my classmates about school, I still need it because of the university, I rarely use it for other things.

  • @monikakavaliunaite8017
    @monikakavaliunaite8017 4 роки тому +92

    UA-cam : yesterday you watched Lgbt tiktoks
    Me: yes, I did.
    UA-cam : Well here's 10 recommended Lgbt tik tok compilations, also here's an add for a giant pride flag.
    Me :but I'm not even gay.
    UA-cam : not my problem, oh and since I'm connected to your Instagram through your Gmail you're gonna be seeing A LOT of gay ship art in your explore page from every fandom you're in.

    • @westrim
      @westrim 4 роки тому +1

      @nan It's concerning that you didn't realize that.

    • @CasparSG
      @CasparSG 4 роки тому

      I wish I could get all of that without having to watch TikToks, whether they're LGBT or not, but I guess it's worth it. Where do I find the mentioned TikToks that will lead me to this paradise of colourful and fun advertisements?

    • @yahiaaymankamaly3518
      @yahiaaymankamaly3518 4 роки тому

      @@CasparSG bruh just watch JoJo's bizzare adventure , you will be drowning in gay ads

  • @williammcdonough4701
    @williammcdonough4701 3 роки тому

    stunning cinematography to capture the moments of time when your not checking the same thing twice every five minute

  • @myrojyn
    @myrojyn 4 роки тому +100

    “Was that bird hard to train?” “Actually no it was super easy barely an inconvenience.”

  • @mikeymccafferty5339
    @mikeymccafferty5339 4 роки тому +79

    It's always weird when you see Ryan George not in front of a green screen

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 3 роки тому

      He IS still in front of a greenscreen I think. You can still see patches of green on his face

    • @mikeymccafferty5339
      @mikeymccafferty5339 3 роки тому +1

      @@Killerbee4712 It looks like the first shot is in front of the green screen. It would have to be in order to change backgrounds in the same shot, but looking at the lighting of the second shot, it would appear that he's actually in that room. That's what it looks like to me anyway.

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 3 роки тому

      @@mikeymccafferty5339 That may be the true, but the shot of the window shows a clearly edited in bird with unrealistic blur. I still think all scenes are filmed on a greenscreen, but maybe he just took a photo of his living room and threw it on the greenscreen behind him. Either way, im not a freaking movie maker, go figure amirite ha

  • @missinglegs
    @missinglegs 3 роки тому +1

    My attention span is so short that I went to check what else is onmy UA-cam homepage while the real life bit was going on

  • @videogra5645
    @videogra5645 4 роки тому +431

    I started crying when he went to the real world and saw a bird

    • @yukisoba8888
      @yukisoba8888 3 роки тому +2

      What?!?! Why??

    • @melodychocolate3694
      @melodychocolate3694 3 роки тому +8

      @@yukisoba8888 I haven’t seen a bird for a week....lol😶🥲

    • @yukisoba8888
      @yukisoba8888 3 роки тому +2

      @@melodychocolate3694 I still don’t get it lol

    • @yukisoba8888
      @yukisoba8888 3 роки тому +5

      Oh sh- I get it, and I can relate 😭

    • @Shebleum
      @Shebleum 3 роки тому +10

      The real world is so real

  • @Eudomac99
    @Eudomac99 4 роки тому +32

    UA-cam, what've you got for me? Has Ryan George uploaded?
    Yes, yes he has, literally 2 minutes ago
    NICE

  • @jordanmicahcook
    @jordanmicahcook 3 роки тому

    It’s funny to me how people like to call decades-old, multi-billion dollar corporations pyramid schemes when pyramid schemes are illegal and yet many MLMs have A+ ratings with the BBB and are FTC certified…
    Personally I think it’s just people who like to talk smack about stuff they don’t understand to have someone to point a finger at and an excuse for why they’re not out building a better life instead of complaining all the time…
    Having said that, great video Ryan! Keep up the great work!

  • @boybyrdy
    @boybyrdy 4 роки тому +36

    Me: "I don't know what I'm gonna do today"
    UA-cam: "Ryan George just posted."
    Me: "Ok this is what I'm doing all day. All. Day."

  • @ProjectRedfoot
    @ProjectRedfoot 4 роки тому +15

    I just did an "air from the nose" at the "air from the nose" joke,
    which made me genuinely laugh.

    • @HeyTash
      @HeyTash 4 роки тому

      Project Redfoot 😂😂😂😂

  • @xenopizza10509
    @xenopizza10509 4 роки тому +1

    When you notice all of this is relatable. For example, I always check Twitter, leave, and come back 2 minutes later.

  • @lofilantern8935
    @lofilantern8935 4 роки тому +362

    This video: sends message about the stupidity of every social media platform except youtube
    Me: hmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @The_Draque
      @The_Draque 4 роки тому +50

      UA-cam is where 30 seconds of information is artificially stretched into 10 minute long videos because money

    • @TheEricZ
      @TheEricZ 4 роки тому +16

      Does UA-cam count as social media?

    • @blindleader42
      @blindleader42 4 роки тому +6

      He should edit it to add youtube reminding him to _never_ read the comments. 😯
      Though this channel's comments are really benign by youtube standards.

    • @TheGamerRist22
      @TheGamerRist22 4 роки тому +1

      Well UA-cam isn't that bad.

    • @nickmiles2862
      @nickmiles2862 4 роки тому +1

      And you just pointed out how stupid you truly are. You think UA-cam is social media.

  • @memeson69
    @memeson69 4 роки тому +29

    Just wanna say thank you, this literally made me shut off my phone half way through and force myself to meditate for the first time in a while. Crazy how good phones are at keeping our attention

  • @GabeCoolwater
    @GabeCoolwater 2 роки тому +1

    I'm an outcast. I have zero social media accounts. This video made me laugh and breathe a sigh of relief.

  • @AlphaMeetta
    @AlphaMeetta 4 роки тому +159

    “I’m gonna go & sell some of your personal info for cash”
    Epic 😂😂👌🏼