@@homerman76 makes sense when you think about it, then you can produce sacrifices or replacements for the sacrifices at will if no other concept exists when they're born
Now the real question is: How many people did Anthony Telemarketer have to call until he found a person isolated enough, that they would not be able to dismiss his claims easily?
Not that many. Most likely this is similar to the time share scam. They just get some vague affirmative response and then just start sending you bills every year for various fees, charges and dues.
"It turns out alot of stuff we thought was important just kinda stops existing when alot of people stop believing it exists." Words of wisdom right there.
Jamify ! I’m willing to give my heart, soul, and firstborn child for this opportunity. Seriously that little bastard eats too much. This will save me hundreds of dollars each month!
Cat: *starts making disturbing human-sounding moans before jumping over him, landing behind him and snapping his neck since he is the secret agent sent to perform the human sacrifice*
@@Jimbo893 Hello sir my name is Micheal Telemarketer I am here to update you about the guy who is coming to your home to pick you up for the sacrifice, he will be there in just two days I hope you will have a nice time
2:52 "Do me a favor, put Canada on the phone." "What? I can't put Canada on the phone. Canada's like a conce... oh my god." Love that moment of realization. Anthony Telemarketer's kind of right.
I was about to say "well I can't put the couch on the phone and a couch is a physical object" but I then I realized I can physically put the couch ON the phone lol. I know some people would dive deeper and say "well a couch is a human concept too, its just a manifestation of different materials into a shape we call a couch" but thats addressing language, whereas most borders and boundaries of countries are literally only concepts
@@Blast-Forward Tell that to poor suckers who end up dying in the name of their concepts, when it's ruling class decides to go to war with other concepts that have stuff they want.
@DraakoThe(Game-Breaking)Dragon If you want to get real technical it doesnt even apply to gay guys as breaking one's virginity is only applicable to females since you are litterally breaking a vaginal wall which can't be undone
@@ezzahhh That's a myth. Research suggests that a majority of sexually active teenaged girls have an undamaged hymen, as the membrane is usually both stretchy and only covering a small portion of the vaginal canal...and even if it does tear, it can actually heal. So really, virginity is just as imaginary as money...or countries. Unfortunately, money, and countries, can both be useful constructs. Virginity...not so much. At least not in the modern age.
Miners666 to be fair the abolishing of money doesn’t necessitate wealth inequality, and the abolition of nations doesn’t nessecitate a stop to inter group conflict. The human sacrifices is a net positive though.
@@rishad4907 Yeah, turns out words are just concepts, they are pretty much imaginary to begin with, and if you get enough people on board and they all decide that anazingly is a word, then it is a word. Stoner Bland decided anazingly is a word, and he is right I decided. Cause it sounds vaguely cool.
I know, right ? Ryan opens our eyes on a lot of things that we never bothered to understand, for example cats are disgusting because they walk around covered in their saliva.
I mean, Anthony Telemarker's point about money only having imaginary value was very solid. The line between what we believe and what we don't believe is pretty arbitrary. Makes you kinda think about that whole Zordon thing too.
Aame with the borders. They exist because we think we are different. If we decide we are not, borders are just some made up thing that are inconvenient.
I definitely don't understand how your subs aren't in the millions. Your content is consistently the best comedic content I come across (anywhere). You have a gift in making sarcasm/irony jolly.
Actually a weirdly valid point by crazy cult guy: Most things have no natural value, we as a society simply got together and said "no this is important now and I'm willing to trade my life away or kill over it." I weirdly agree with him on that. Not enough to approve of how they're warping our lord and Savior Zordon's message, everyone knows he demands teenagers with attitude as sacrifices not grown men.
@@KingDugan it was barney for slightly older kids. I hate power rangers. I would have liked walking dead as a kid. Like when glen got his head bashed in by a baseball bat and his eyeball popped out. That was cool.😁
Not really weird. The whole idea of money is to represent natural value because it's kinda hard trading a cow for pottery given the huge difference in value.
The money thing sounds profound but it isn't. We could use the same argument to say that love and altruism has no natural value; but we wouldn't because that would make us feel icky. It has value because it affects other people - that goes for love, altruism and money.
"It's real paper yeah but you can't use to buy anything if no one thinks it's worth anything, that's how it works" Could you take over for my Econ professor?
@@FoxxxFatal ..the value of rmoney is a concept, the religion of zordon is a concept, Canada is a concept (and other nations).. Basically he was realising that if they can change money to be worthless because it's an agreed upon value, than Canada can also cease to exist if enough people stop believing in it as being a country.
@@theperfectmix2 gold is just metallic version of money.. if i don't want to trade my food with your gold, your gold become useless.. if you don't want to trade my food with your gold, i still can eat my food..
@@krisyannuruha5147 not quite. for a long, long time, humans have liked shiny things. It's good for jewelry and decoration. it's almost fascinating how long it's stayed relevant, though you are correct that it's personally useless. Now you wanna know a good currency, SALT. that was the must useful currency ever. "I don't believe in that currency anymore." "Well darn" *goes home to preserve food.*
@@TotallyHuman well currency have very long history and various version in different place and yes some start from food because its the easiest to see value in it for everyone, but its evolved because various reason which one of them is because food can't be last forever (if you don't use it, its root or damaged).. gold become good currency because we love shinny object, we not consume it so it wont disappear and last long, not like other metal which is impact to its stability as currency.. but i'm not fans to gold standar because its have limited source and just found in some place.. so some country who don't have gold mines is destined to be poor, and weak country who can't protect themshelves doomed to be destroyed by stronger country who want to monopoly gold mines.. war for teritorial is not avoidable.. its still happen till now for country with rich oil.. weak country with oil just become puppet for stronger country.. they can't find peace because someone always want to exploit their resource.. their land become playground for proxy war between stronger country.. right now new currency between country is technology and culture.. you can't attack some country to steal their tech or culture and in the end there no benefits for teritorial war.. there still war like economycal war between USA and Chinesse but at least i don't have to afraid that some random bullet or bom will kill me tomorrow because of that war.. even there still damage, but there's no shortage of food.. so you at least can still live.. btw fun fact : in reality till now we still have various currency, like in jail cigarette is become currency.. even prisoner who not smoke still use it as currency because he/she now can trade it with someting else.. currency is quite interesting subject to discuss
"But wait, it rained just a few days ago. Why do they still need a sacrifice?" "So the movie can happen!" "What, Zordon eats the sacrifices or something?" "Listen, I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that."
Grasslander Isn’t it going to be hard to just talk people into agreeing to die for the villain of Power Rangers? Actually, it’s going to be super easy. Barely an inconvenience
@@GymCritical pointing out that the nation and currency are both social constructs in no way explains either nationalism or economics. Although I realize that pointing this out demonstrates that I'm no fun at most parties, rotten definitions aren't nice things; they're rotten things that make my eye twitch like a movie psychopath thats about to flip.
His conversation: “So you like that new tuna ay?” “Roww” “I see I see well what about the canned tuna?” “Mroww” “You are very mean don’t make me put you in the cage” “Hissss”
You see you start a worldwide cult that's based on cable and social interactions and then you stop believing in money and Canada cause let's be real here Canada never existed in the first place so then u make a call centre and kindly ask them to human sacrifices and if they don't agree call them a virgin and weird until they agreed cause they're stupid you see and so ya that's how you do it.
@@Lucas-Lee-1987 I have neither cable, nor have I been having conversations with people lately, but Zordon is still our almighty Lord. It's just common sense.
@@sirius4k You see, we stopped believin in the "g" and therefor had to rename it. And since "jem" kind of, probably, sounds like jam and people like to jam, we found it fittin to rename it to jem. Hail Zordon!
_"And, that is a good thing."_ Yep, the constant threat of financial-crisis and hyper-inflation is sooooo much better than coins with actual precious metal in them. Can you believe that money used to have intrinsic value?!? Stupid past people!
@@robotnoir5299 ACTUAL?!?! ACTUAL PRECIOUS METALS? Why is the value of paper agreed upon by everyone more fictional than the value agreed upon by everyone for some dumb rocks!?!?! Do YOU eat gold?!?!
RoScFan I mean. Do you eat paper? At least metals can be used to construct things. Paper is still useful, don’t get me wrong, but it’s quite easily produced which makes the actual value quite low.
@@RoScFan Precious metals are valued for ornamental uses and are used for other things, too. Gold is used in electronics and dentistry. Silver is also used in electronics, as well as in photography, medicine, and for silverware (which used to be a much bigger deal before stainless steel). Their (historical) use as money then gives precious metals additional value.
@@RoScFan It really isn't. But the fact that throws a monkey wrench into you line of reason is that over the past century the absolute price of gold (i.e. the amount of stuff you can buy with it) has stayed relatively stable if not increased. Compare that to the absolute price of paper money over the last century...and once of gold use to be $20... That is the market speaking. But, personally I don't think there is a strong connection between gold's "intrinsic" value and its economic value. There is correlation, though. Economics is value free. You're not supposed to be able to get information about moral value from looking at how the market values things. That's not how it works.
“If you have enough people onboard and they all decide that money’s not worth anything anymore, then it’s not worth anything anymore.” I swear there was an episode of Recess that did this same thing with stickers.
well to be fair over 2 billion have joined the "zombie wizard who was his own father and also tortures people for all eternity over completely arbitrary things" cult.
Anthony Telemarker. I love how he keeps up with everything in the Ryan George Cinematic Universe, cuz that was the name episode where everyone’s last name became their job
Judge: "You can't sacrifice people, it's against the law." Telemarketer: "Laws aren't a thing! They're imaginary!" Judge: "Regardless, we're gonna put you in a room and never let you leave." Telemarketer: "But Zordon?!"
I love how the Zordon's follower money argument is actually how it works. You can see in history how money has rapidly turned into useless paper many many times before.
Some Venezuelans started making purses out of their paper currency due to the paper having more value as a material than as a currency. It helps me to keep our inflation issues in perspective.
“So you have a human sacrifice for me?”
“Yes sir I do.”
I can hear this comment
Isn't it hard to get rain through sacrifices?
@@Grasslander Super easy, barely an inconvenience
Yes
Human sacrifices are tight!
The title: The Human Sacrifice Call Center.
What I expect: The Human Sacrifice Call Center.
What I got: Existential philosophy.
Welcome!
XD
and a bit of economics 101
The existential philosophy is an added bonus
Oh that's just so typically! Today, kids just want to kill themselves. Back in my day you had to be desperate and look for 'the' answers. Barefooted!
6 billion people and he calls the one person who doesn't believe in Zordon.
Maybe they aim to sacrifice the non-believers first
@@homerman76 makes sense when you think about it, then you can produce sacrifices or replacements for the sacrifices at will if no other concept exists when they're born
That would still be around 1.6 billion people.
@@ringringbananarchy 1.8 billion I think
thats just a 1/7 chance
Now the real question is: How many people did Anthony Telemarketer have to call until he found a person isolated enough, that they would not be able to dismiss his claims easily?
Not that many. Most likely this is similar to the time share scam. They just get some vague affirmative response and then just start sending you bills every year for various fees, charges and dues.
First call, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
pretty much anyone with a land line
No one can dismiss the truth of Zordon. It lives within all of us.
Oh he wasnt lying alright.
Imagine if this is how Thanos decided who he was going to snap out of the universe
Referencing Marvel is tight
Yeah and it's super easy and barely inconvenience
The universe wouldve died before hed finnish
I imagined Trump actually, except he still believes in money.
your momma is so fat that Thanos snapped his fingers twice!
1. Why does this exist
2. Why did I enjoy watching it so much
Answers: Ryan George
that doesn't answer the questions you asked yourself in order to make an attempt at a joke
@@andrewanderson3016 Ok sir,i will ask you to get out of here and stop being a partypooper
"Because"
"Fair enough"
Whovian Alert why would you have a weeping angel picture for your account now I cannot blink you silly human
Wow wow wow.....wow
I love how his ringtone is his outro.
What is his outro
Kamron Palmer His ringtone...
@@Zenith0WasTaken I thought his ringtone was his outro
@@kaliberkam0681 outro means the end of a video
@@Zenith0WasTaken no I mean what's the name of the song of the outro
"It turns out alot of stuff we thought was important just kinda stops existing when alot of people stop believing it exists."
Words of wisdom right there.
Indeed. The video actually does raise some good points, if not for doing so in such a ridiculous fashion for the sake of comedy.
I-I’m sorry. I ruined the perfect 300 😭
True! _cough_ Gender _cough_
When you realize that Covid-19 was caused due to a lack of sacrifices to Zordon
Gavin Dooley I have a great business opportunity and idea for you! It would go towards helping the rest of mankind...
Jamify ! Yo I’m in whatcha got?
Well if he's in, I'm in
Gavin Dooley quick question to check: are you willing to put in all your effort? And an arm and a leg?
Jamify ! I’m willing to give my heart, soul, and firstborn child for this opportunity. Seriously that little bastard eats too much. This will save me hundreds of dollars each month!
This might be me.
"Have you had a conversation with anyone?"
"Convers... Yeah. No Of course I have."
"Other than the cat."
"Oh no."
I don't even have a *^&%$# cat.
Cat: *starts making disturbing human-sounding moans before jumping over him, landing behind him and snapping his neck since he is the secret agent sent to perform the human sacrifice*
omg we watched the same video!
@@zperk13 ?
Oh my gooodd!!! Yassss. You're so unique. Lol ryan does those cat bits cuz alot of people are like that these days and its relatable
Ryan Telemarketer is like the names that they decided in the “First people to have names” video and I love that
Last names actually come from jobs,if you were a potter your last name would be potter for example
justin hope I know
@@lawyitkazuki5768 So about Hancock...
@@walkinmn probly prostitution lol
George H W Bush
I love how his ringtone is just the song at the end of every sketch!
I swear, these Zorgan people call me at least twice every month
I bet if you did this for real, you would find willing human sacrifices
Oh yeah, totally. I mean, people who want to die is a dime a dozen these days; take me for example
@@Jimbo893 man😂
*Zordon
@@Jimbo893 Hello sir my name is Micheal Telemarketer I am here to update you about the guy who is coming to your home to pick you up for the sacrifice, he will be there in just two days
I hope you will have a nice time
The commentary is brilliant here. Ryan is a genius.
What IS the commentary? I get the part with concepts only being real if enought people treat them as real, but apart from that...
Yeah I don't get the symbolism either
Mr Robot Season 4 is really worth watching if you guys aren't still caught up yet!
commentary isn't a thing anymore, ya *_beeep_* 'n idiot!
@@stefanpieper3757 yeah that's pretty much it
Even though this is only 3 and a half minutes, it feels like an entire movie.
This guy’s really missing out. I volunteered last week. Changed my life.
How's it been going for you? I got a call today but am on the fence.
For Zordon!
Hahahhaha good one 😂
Anthony: Human Sacrifice! You in?
Him: Well it depends if he's in. If hes in, I'm in.
@@justanothertinypartofthisi4651 Well nkw im out
@@Keagran well if he's out I'm in
@@CKing97 Well if your in I'm out
Well I’m in! Into this bag of potato chips...
@@Cartman4wesome
If there is potato chips then im in
Just realized the cat was a reference to his earlier episode “If Cats Were Able To Talk”
Do you know who???
Ohhhhhhh. He’s been referencing his older videos more now which is cool. Or I’m just noticing it.
Everything in the Ryanverse is connected!
But where are his Pinocchio nipples?
TomSFox he never lied.
I just assumed he was sad and lonely and talking to his cat who never responds because it's a cat.
Wait a minute isn't this the universe where everyone is Ryan?
That means Zordon is Ryan
zordon why is everyone getting this wrong?
@@hardwirecars Yeah, I'm super confused.
Everyone but celebrities are Ryan actuslly
And Jasmine from Aladdin...Jasmine isn’t Ryan either
M_lloyd
Have you seen them in the same room together?
2:52 "Do me a favor, put Canada on the phone."
"What? I can't put Canada on the phone. Canada's like a conce... oh my god."
Love that moment of realization. Anthony Telemarketer's kind of right.
I didn’t get that joke. Can someone please explain it to me?
@@beckmania1066 I think he was proving Canada, along with other countries, is just an “idea”. Since he can’t actually put it on the phone.
I was about to say "well I can't put the couch on the phone and a couch is a physical object" but I then I realized I can physically put the couch ON the phone lol.
I know some people would dive deeper and say "well a couch is a human concept too, its just a manifestation of different materials into a shape we call a couch" but thats addressing language, whereas most borders and boundaries of countries are literally only concepts
Still a better concept than many other concepts.
@@Blast-Forward Tell that to poor suckers who end up dying in the name of their concepts, when it's ruling class decides to go to war with other concepts that have stuff they want.
"now, now, now are you a virgin"
"Ok that is EXTREMELY personal"
"alright I'm just gonna write yes"
best line
Are you a virgin?
Yeah yeah yeah!
🙋♀️ 👰 😇
@DraakoThe(Game-Breaking)Dragon exactly, virgin is a female term
@DraakoThe(Game-Breaking)Dragon If you want to get real technical it doesnt even apply to gay guys as breaking one's virginity is only applicable to females since you are litterally breaking a vaginal wall which can't be undone
@@ezzahhh That's a myth. Research suggests that a majority of sexually active teenaged girls have an undamaged hymen, as the membrane is usually both stretchy and only covering a small portion of the vaginal canal...and even if it does tear, it can actually heal. So really, virginity is just as imaginary as money...or countries. Unfortunately, money, and countries, can both be useful constructs. Virginity...not so much. At least not in the modern age.
We ended nationalism and wealth inequality.
What did it cost?
Endless human sacrifices to Zordon.
So the cult of Zordon solved overpopulation then too.
I'm willing to pay that price
So basically.....it was super easy, barely an inconvenience. Hail Zordon.
Hey if the sacrifices are willing (or in this case dumb and easily tricked), I see nothing wrong with it
Miners666 to be fair the abolishing of money doesn’t necessitate wealth inequality, and the abolition of nations doesn’t nessecitate a stop to inter group conflict.
The human sacrifices is a net positive though.
“You can’t just sacrifice to fictional characters!”
“Actually it’s super easy: barely an inconvenience!”
Oh really?!
Toonami4EvaX yeah, yeah, yeah!
Human sacrifice is TIGHT!
It's not really, ya just gotta lay down and wait to be absorbed
Yeah, you can also fall in love with them. Nice picture.. by the way.
6 years with this name and it's finally worked out
I accept sacrifices from any age and demographic
lol
I could think of a few corrupt politicians I wouldn't mind having sacrificed lol
How many do you need for it to rain again?
congratulations on all of your success
I can provide one! It isn't me, though...
"have you had a conversation with anyone other than your cat" aged ANAZINGLY
'anazingly"?
@@rishad4907 ye
@@rishad4907 Yeah, turns out words are just concepts, they are pretty much imaginary to begin with, and if you get enough people on board and they all decide that anazingly is a word, then it is a word. Stoner Bland decided anazingly is a word, and he is right I decided. Cause it sounds vaguely cool.
@@leovk5779 ye
@@bimich7339 Oh, I see! So "ye" is a word no you decided, well ok then!
“I decided” is the funniest addition to his skits.
did you *decide* that?
Imagine a universe where all the Ryan’s who aren’t called Ryan , like Anthony, and have an argument.
Michal pickle-seller vs Anthony telemarketer
I want it!! Ryan, pretty please make this happen?
You forgot Bob Unemployed.
Daniel Bodovs and also bob unemployed
Daniel Bodovs how could I forget😁
Ryans* Apostrophes aren't used to make plurals.
I just love it that most things Anthony said were actually true
This must be true, I only have Netflix and it's the first I've heard of it too
I don't even have Netflix- I just watch challenge runs of video games on youtube. When were the youtubers planninng on telling me about this?!
Love the logic :D
Our generation is conditioned to reply to "SAME DAY delivery" as YES PLEASE! 😂
@@Sealthar yeah we kinda are
@@Sealthar yes we are, poor people aren't lol
U absolutely right
No
Not really, I hate same day delivery because it means constant crunch time for the people working in warehouses and on delivery
Zordonite since '94. It's about time we started getting representation in the media.
And don't get me started on that weird Gosei branch off cult...
well why havent you sacrifìced yourself yet?
@@aidsdoh8286 She's in administration, so she unfortunately can't. Someone has to help steer the helm!
Amen brother
Amen fellow Zordonite. I accepted him as lord and savior in ‘96 I decided. Still going strong.
This was my first Ryan George video and I've never looked back.
But the telemarketer guy was right about money and countries.
And about our lord and saviour Zordon
human construct
I know, right ? Ryan opens our eyes on a lot of things that we never bothered to understand, for example cats are disgusting because they walk around covered in their saliva.
Money yes. Countries no.
@@stringtheoryguitars4952 We all have a lot more in common with people in other countries than with a lot of people in our own countries...
I mean, Anthony Telemarker's point about money only having imaginary value was very solid. The line between what we believe and what we don't believe is pretty arbitrary. Makes you kinda think about that whole Zordon thing too.
well is like Bitcoin, have some value for weird people that believe is better than the rest
@@iYourDaddy paper money has no value because we got off the gold standard, bitcoin has the amount of work required to produce it to back it up.
Aame with the borders. They exist because we think we are different. If we decide we are not, borders are just some made up thing that are inconvenient.
I mean,it USED to be a stand in for gold but the us desided that wasent a thing
@@mennograafmans1595 nope, you are to close to the answer but you are a coward to accept why we have borders
Honestly I wasn't sure about this Zordon guy, but after hearing some of his policies all I can say is that I for one Welcome our new Zordon Overlord!
Hail Zordon
i've seen this so many times and "YOU STOPPED BELIEVING IN NORTH AMERICA" always makes me laugh so hard 😂
I definitely don't understand how your subs aren't in the millions. Your content is consistently the best comedic content I come across (anywhere). You have a gift in making sarcasm/irony jolly.
Sub to him if u agree
Cause I hvae
He’s not that funny
@@chocolatarein8940 Wrong
@@killmore7014 they're entitled to their opinion
Actually a weirdly valid point by crazy cult guy: Most things have no natural value, we as a society simply got together and said "no this is important now and I'm willing to trade my life away or kill over it." I weirdly agree with him on that. Not enough to approve of how they're warping our lord and Savior Zordon's message, everyone knows he demands teenagers with attitude as sacrifices not grown men.
It is kinda ironic that the Power Rangers were not teenagers, nor did they have "attitude".
@@KingDugan it was barney for slightly older kids. I hate power rangers. I would have liked walking dead as a kid. Like when glen got his head bashed in by a baseball bat and his eyeball popped out. That was cool.😁
Not really weird. The whole idea of money is to represent natural value because it's kinda hard trading a cow for pottery given the huge difference in value.
Ikr?
The money thing sounds profound but it isn't. We could use the same argument to say that love and altruism has no natural value; but we wouldn't because that would make us feel icky. It has value because it affects other people - that goes for love, altruism and money.
It sure is super easy barely an inconvenience to take over the world.
My lord zordon
I've got more sacrifices
@@natosie359 do you offer same day sacrifice? Cuz if u do im in
How many sacrifices to fix the weather?
Hail zordon
This must be the single best Ryan George video!
"Same day sacrifice" gets 'em every time.
Same day sacrifices are tight.
"It's real paper yeah but you can't use to buy anything if no one thinks it's worth anything, that's how it works"
Could you take over for my Econ professor?
this was perfect; imagine the "im only here for pitch meeting" people realizing they are in the Ryan cult
Pitch meetings aren't a thing anymore, we stopped believing in them.
@@N8_R but i just saw one today? have i been hallucinating?
@@williambaldwin9068 Could you put this pitch meeting on the phone?
@@N8_R fuck
William Baldwin it’s pretty much just imaginary
Ryan George is a phenomenon we decided
Love you!!!
"Can you put Canada on the phone?"
"What? No! Canada's not... canada's a con... OH MY GOD!" LMAO
I didn't get that joke because I'm dumb. Can you explain it to me?
@@FoxxxFatal bruh
@@FoxxxFatal they don't believe in canada anymore, that's the joke
@@FoxxxFatal ..the value of rmoney is a concept, the religion of zordon is a concept, Canada is a concept (and other nations)..
Basically he was realising that if they can change money to be worthless because it's an agreed upon value, than Canada can also cease to exist if enough people stop believing in it as being a country.
He should've put the government of Canada on the phone
"Tiny pictures of old dead politicians with numbers next to their heads"
-Ryan George 2020
He's right. The money exchange has now become toilet paper
@@TheWhocaresusername lol
The money thing is actually really true.
Yeah the gold standard ended awhile ago and everyone just went with it
@@theperfectmix2 gold is just metallic version of money.. if i don't want to trade my food with your gold, your gold become useless.. if you don't want to trade my food with your gold, i still can eat my food..
@@krisyannuruha5147 not quite. for a long, long time, humans have liked shiny things. It's good for jewelry and decoration. it's almost fascinating how long it's stayed relevant, though you are correct that it's personally useless. Now you wanna know a good currency, SALT. that was the must useful currency ever.
"I don't believe in that currency anymore."
"Well darn" *goes home to preserve food.*
@@TotallyHuman well currency have very long history and various version in different place and yes some start from food because its the easiest to see value in it for everyone, but its evolved because various reason which one of them is because food can't be last forever (if you don't use it, its root or damaged).. gold become good currency because we love shinny object, we not consume it so it wont disappear and last long, not like other metal which is impact to its stability as currency.. but i'm not fans to gold standar because its have limited source and just found in some place.. so some country who don't have gold mines is destined to be poor, and weak country who can't protect themshelves doomed to be destroyed by stronger country who want to monopoly gold mines.. war for teritorial is not avoidable.. its still happen till now for country with rich oil.. weak country with oil just become puppet for stronger country.. they can't find peace because someone always want to exploit their resource.. their land become playground for proxy war between stronger country..
right now new currency between country is technology and culture.. you can't attack some country to steal their tech or culture and in the end there no benefits for teritorial war.. there still war like economycal war between USA and Chinesse but at least i don't have to afraid that some random bullet or bom will kill me tomorrow because of that war.. even there still damage, but there's no shortage of food.. so you at least can still live..
btw fun fact : in reality till now we still have various currency, like in jail cigarette is become currency.. even prisoner who not smoke still use it as currency because he/she now can trade it with someting else.. currency is quite interesting subject to discuss
@@krisyannuruha5147 high school gossip as a currency
'this has been what's going on with cable" 🤣💀 is hilarious
After finding this dude’s pitch meetings he’s quickly become one of my favorite youtubers idk how he’s not bigger
“My name is Anthony Telemarketer.”
Oh my disbelief is SO suspended right now.
Suspended disbeliefs are tight!
@@darmam0o That's a stretch. :)
Suspending disbelieve is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Anthony Tella Marketer.
+Amal M Stretches are TIGHT!
"But wait, it rained just a few days ago. Why do they still need a sacrifice?"
"So the movie can happen!"
"What, Zordon eats the sacrifices or something?"
"Listen, I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that."
Grasslander Isn’t it going to be hard to just talk people into agreeing to die for the villain of Power Rangers?
Actually, it’s going to be super easy. Barely an inconvenience
"So if it's still raining people will notice it's inconsistent"
"Oh that that is indeed true"
"Whoops!"
"Whoopsie!"
@@83gemm Zordon's the mentor. The villain you're probably thinking of is Zed. Or Zee for our British compatriots.
So do you have a human sacrifice for us.
Yes sir I do
Wowowow
I love how this turned into a philosophical social commentary!
I love how he explained economics and nationalism perfectly as a joke.
Agree!
right. what kind of education do you have again?
@@Mishkola explained oversimplified. Must you ruin nice things?
@@GymCritical pointing out that the nation and currency are both social constructs in no way explains either nationalism or economics. Although I realize that pointing this out demonstrates that I'm no fun at most parties, rotten definitions aren't nice things; they're rotten things that make my eye twitch like a movie psychopath thats about to flip.
@@Mishkola calm down everybody, you’re both wrong because these concepts no longer exist in the eyes of Zordon.
This was supposed to be comedy but its actually geniunely disturbing and terrifying...
In the year 2090 this call will be made BUT if agree your family gets 10 years of food
-"Have you had a conversation with anyone recently"
-"converse- I mean yes-no, of course I have"
-"other than the cat"
-oh, no.
genius XD
I read this comment at the exact same time as he was saying this
"Have you ever had a competition with anyone recently"
"I mean yes-no, of course I have"
-"other than yourself"
-oh no
Somewhat more common after the lockdowns.
His conversation:
“So you like that new tuna ay?”
“Roww”
“I see I see well what about the canned tuna?”
“Mroww”
“You are very mean don’t make me put you in the cage”
“Hissss”
@@christyqueen1953 0:42
"My cat and I were about to sit down for dinner."
“Ok bye... wait. No. No. No.” sounds like the story of my life.
That's a nice ringtone! Really catchy and reminds me of an extremely funny youtuber...
And it’s used in a lot of toddler videos
Ringtones are tight!
Gedrolld wird net
Well actually we stopped believing in UA-cam
@@Ablelom1990 wer trollt, fliegt. Endlich mal ein Genosse unter seinen Videos!
“How do you even think that’s gonna work?”
I’m glad you asked, it’s gonna be...
*SUPER EASY BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE*
Wouldn’t convincing some one to sacrifice themselves for a fictional character would be hard
Actually Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience
Animation Gaige oh really?
ah... possibly the only way to make a suicide legit thing, finally.
You see you start a worldwide cult that's based on cable and social interactions and then you stop believing in money and Canada cause let's be real here Canada never existed in the first place so then u make a call centre and kindly ask them to human sacrifices and if they don't agree call them a virgin and weird until they agreed cause they're stupid you see and so ya that's how you do it.
Arjun rajesh
He’s only pissed at Canada cos he couldn’t buy it.
@@terrypeart3875 true true
Light humor that will ultimately reveal itself as prophetic truth of changes to come in the monetary system as we know it.
As a person with cable, I can confirm that Zordon is our true lord and savior.
I don' t have cable, but I have been having conversations with people lately, and I can also confirm. All hail Zordon, our one true lord and savior!
@@Lucas-Lee-1987 I have neither cable, nor have I been having conversations with people lately, but Zordon is still our almighty Lord. It's just common sense.
I'm doubtful. No one has cable anymore.
@@Gamer3427 Yeah, people have Deadpool nowadays.
"That bald guy from Power Rangers?"
We're talking about a Human Sacrafice Call Center here mate
...that worships Zordon. There are literally two pictures of him behind Anthony Telemarketer
@@subman23 behind Anthony Telemarketer *
sacrafice is my favorite kind of pasta
And sending children into battle with aliens/demons isn't human sacrifice?
@@HandledToaster2 ok, I'm gonna need you to get all the way off of my back about how I incorrectly name characters
If he’s in, I’m in.
Well if your out, I’m in
Myella Wafflecake well if you’re in, i’m in
@@FirstNameLastName-pg3pi Well if you're in then I'm out
@@veeringwindswx4646 Well if you’re out, I’m in.
@@IAmMoonAstraea Well if you're in, I'm in
Getting sacrificed for our one true lord and savior Zordon is tight!
This man is the golden jem of UA-cam
jem?
@@sirius4k You see, we stopped believin in the "g" and therefor had to rename it.
And since "jem" kind of, probably, sounds like jam and people like to jam, we found it fittin to rename it to jem.
Hail Zordon!
"If enough people decide money is just paper then money has no value."
Yes, that *is* how economics actually works. And, that is a good thing.
_"And, that is a good thing."_ Yep, the constant threat of financial-crisis and hyper-inflation is sooooo much better than coins with actual precious metal in them. Can you believe that money used to have intrinsic value?!? Stupid past people!
@@robotnoir5299 ACTUAL?!?! ACTUAL PRECIOUS METALS? Why is the value of paper agreed upon by everyone more fictional than the value agreed upon by everyone for some dumb rocks!?!?! Do YOU eat gold?!?!
RoScFan
I mean. Do you eat paper? At least metals can be used to construct things. Paper is still useful, don’t get me wrong, but it’s quite easily produced which makes the actual value quite low.
@@RoScFan Precious metals are valued for ornamental uses and are used for other things, too. Gold is used in electronics and dentistry. Silver is also used in electronics, as well as in photography, medicine, and for silverware (which used to be a much bigger deal before stainless steel). Their (historical) use as money then gives precious metals additional value.
@@RoScFan It really isn't. But the fact that throws a monkey wrench into you line of reason is that over the past century the absolute price of gold (i.e. the amount of stuff you can buy with it) has stayed relatively stable if not increased. Compare that to the absolute price of paper money over the last century...and once of gold use to be $20...
That is the market speaking.
But, personally I don't think there is a strong connection between gold's "intrinsic" value and its economic value. There is correlation, though. Economics is value free. You're not supposed to be able to get information about moral value from looking at how the market values things. That's not how it works.
Imagine Ryan's family gatherings! That would be confusing
Yeah because apparently in the RGCU or Ryan George Connected Universe when you give birth to someone they just like you but disfigured
@@awhryan And apparently in that universe males can have babies together and give birth somehow
@@awhryan I call it the Ryanverse. We've got to come up with a consensus on this haha
Just never include his horrifying bearded child
@@leincin haha his child was cute in a horrific sort of way
He’s totally right about money if you think about it
So THAT'S why Zordon "recruits" teenagers who usually vanish and get replaced without explanation
“So this human sacrifice thing . . . Is that going to be complicated?”
“Actually it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!”
He did a backflip, sacrificed himself to Zorgon and saved the day!
And it was super easy barley an inconvenience
Sacrificing himself to Zordon is tight
@@kevinseanzebua6342 Zordon is an anagram for Donorz
HA!
@@chinabluewho Oh my goodness it is!
I watch this sketch everytime I feel like having an existential crisis. Great stuff!
"Have you had a conversation with anyone recently? Other than the cat?" - Actually, no, its 2020
"But you could talk to people in January and Feburary and the first half of March in 2020, so you should be more specific."
So Covid walked into a cat
“If you have enough people onboard and they all decide that money’s not worth anything anymore, then it’s not worth anything anymore.”
I swear there was an episode of Recess that did this same thing with stickers.
yay, I'm not the only one who saw that episode
That episode is actually a very solid lesson in economics and the free market
I would like this but it has 69 likes
Oh wait I’m not stupid liked
He's having dinner with his cat and you still had to ask if he's a virgin? 😂
He clearly gets pussy.
@@Silburific that's a knee slapper
I watch this video every two months, it's a medical prescription for my mood disorder.
It's been a while, I probably got better :)
Me: *spends all day watching a guy talk to himself*
Also Me: Whoops!
Still Me: Whoopsie!
Me at midnight instead of being asleep: whoopsie
Try Daniel Thrasher
Me: why would 6 000 000 000+ pepole join a zordon cult
Ryan: because
Me: fair enough
That works!
"Would it be hard to join this 'Religion of Zordon'?"
"Actually it's gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience!"
quoting Ryan is Tight!
Raegan Glass works for me
well to be fair over 2 billion have joined the "zombie wizard who was his own father and also tortures people for all eternity over completely arbitrary things" cult.
“Talked to anyone lately?”
Yup
“Anyone other than your cat?”
Oh. Nope
“Of course Thursday’s still a thing.” Lol love that part.
"Same day sacrifice"... i feel like there should be a mandatory wait period on that lol
"We have people in the board who says money is not worth anything anymore, so money is not worth anything anymore"
*INDIAN GOVERNMENT LIKED THAT*
Hahahah. Good one.
People: How will you ban 80% of the country's hard currency
Govt: Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
“yea so that’s Done” is like the best delivered line he’s ever had
"Listen, my cat and I were about to sit down for dinner."
that's it. that's the comment
I nearly spit out my drink when he said, "If you've noticed it hasn't rained in some time."
"I'mma racrafice!"
"Like that is not a good thing Scoob"
😂 I was just watching this the other day
I could hear this and now my brain is spiraling into a realm of "What's New Scooby Doo" and the two 2000s live action films 👌😔
Did I actually get this joke? I’m literally Zoomer asf, how lol
The funny thing is that Scooby Doo is actually old stuff
Anthony Telemarker. I love how he keeps up with everything in the Ryan George Cinematic Universe, cuz that was the name episode where everyone’s last name became their job
"Same day sacrifice is actually pretty good" - it actually is. Imagine how organized are these people.
I love how this simple sketch illustrates the difference between materialism and symbolism so well.
Ryan, the only telemarketer I wouldn't mind talking to
Ryan: I don't believe in Zordon!
Telemarketer: My beliefs do not require you to.
That thumbnail is just pure fucken gold, i love it
Always gonna appreciate Ryan's ability to dunk on himself
Judge: "You can't sacrifice people, it's against the law."
Telemarketer: "Laws aren't a thing! They're imaginary!"
Judge: "Regardless, we're gonna put you in a room and never let you leave."
Telemarketer: "But Zordon?!"
Will he get free food?
@@aeonreign6456 The police will enforce the ruling. Putting people in rooms is okay if they do it.
@@aeonreign6456 I just thought the cultist was lying to take advantage of the sacrifice's lack of social ties.
@@aeonreign6456 praise cthulhu. "GASP"
Did I say cthulhu, I meant zordon
Well, we decided law isn't a thing.
So.........
"Money is just paper"
Absolutely right
And the call quickly devolves into an argument over cryptocurrency... or capitalism. Hard to tell.
The instant I saw Zordon I was laughing already. 🤣
The whole human-sacrifice thing notwithstanding, some excellent points.
I love how the Zordon's follower money argument is actually how it works. You can see in history how money has rapidly turned into useless paper many many times before.
There was a Cambodian leader who abolished the use of money.
And how does that work out?
Some Venezuelans started making purses out of their paper currency due to the paper having more value as a material than as a currency. It helps me to keep our inflation issues in perspective.
Yeah, nothing the telemarketer says is actually wrong. Y'know, other than Zordon.
Strictly speaking gold is just worthless metal
Ryan should do a "The first person to have an accent" sketch
"So what's this new sketch idea?"
"Have you heard 'Imagine' by John Lennon?"
"Yeah"
"That. But with the big bald head guy from Power Rangers."