The Human Sacrifice Call Center

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  • Опубліковано 27 лис 2024

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  • @sapphicsoph
    @sapphicsoph 4 роки тому +6271

    “So you have a human sacrifice for me?”
    “Yes sir I do.”

  • @muhammadagungwibowo3068
    @muhammadagungwibowo3068 4 роки тому +6643

    The title: The Human Sacrifice Call Center.
    What I expect: The Human Sacrifice Call Center.
    What I got: Existential philosophy.

    • @CosmicJubatus
      @CosmicJubatus 4 роки тому +47

      Welcome!

    • @nelsonsxs3515
      @nelsonsxs3515 4 роки тому +7

      XD

    • @TiMonsor
      @TiMonsor 4 роки тому +70

      and a bit of economics 101

    • @TriCookie9109
      @TriCookie9109 4 роки тому +33

      The existential philosophy is an added bonus

    • @gustavgnoettgen
      @gustavgnoettgen 4 роки тому +25

      Oh that's just so typically! Today, kids just want to kill themselves. Back in my day you had to be desperate and look for 'the' answers. Barefooted!

  • @aryaanbasu9636
    @aryaanbasu9636 4 роки тому +12242

    6 billion people and he calls the one person who doesn't believe in Zordon.

    • @homerman76
      @homerman76 4 роки тому +1193

      Maybe they aim to sacrifice the non-believers first

    • @GasperV0
      @GasperV0 4 роки тому +385

      @@homerman76 makes sense when you think about it, then you can produce sacrifices or replacements for the sacrifices at will if no other concept exists when they're born

    • @ringringbananarchy
      @ringringbananarchy 3 роки тому +191

      That would still be around 1.6 billion people.

    • @bidlingodoop4673
      @bidlingodoop4673 3 роки тому +45

      @@ringringbananarchy 1.8 billion I think

    • @funky555
      @funky555 3 роки тому +45

      thats just a 1/7 chance

  • @Elias_Ehler
    @Elias_Ehler 3 роки тому +1240

    Now the real question is: How many people did Anthony Telemarketer have to call until he found a person isolated enough, that they would not be able to dismiss his claims easily?

    • @conniethesconnie
      @conniethesconnie 2 роки тому +60

      Not that many. Most likely this is similar to the time share scam. They just get some vague affirmative response and then just start sending you bills every year for various fees, charges and dues.

    • @DISOPtv
      @DISOPtv 2 роки тому +51

      First call, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @crush3095
      @crush3095 Рік тому +11

      pretty much anyone with a land line

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir Рік тому +17

      No one can dismiss the truth of Zordon. It lives within all of us.

    • @Tigewew
      @Tigewew Рік тому +1

      Oh he wasnt lying alright.

  • @meghna4613
    @meghna4613 4 роки тому +4908

    Imagine if this is how Thanos decided who he was going to snap out of the universe

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 роки тому +150

      Referencing Marvel is tight

    • @emeraldbecs
      @emeraldbecs 4 роки тому +97

      Yeah and it's super easy and barely inconvenience

    • @benl8962
      @benl8962 4 роки тому +38

      The universe wouldve died before hed finnish

    • @ginsan8198
      @ginsan8198 4 роки тому +21

      I imagined Trump actually, except he still believes in money.

    • @iYourDaddy
      @iYourDaddy 4 роки тому +11

      your momma is so fat that Thanos snapped his fingers twice!

  • @vesey986
    @vesey986 4 роки тому +2081

    1. Why does this exist
    2. Why did I enjoy watching it so much
    Answers: Ryan George

    • @andrewanderson3016
      @andrewanderson3016 4 роки тому +3

      that doesn't answer the questions you asked yourself in order to make an attempt at a joke

    • @cristhianramirez6939
      @cristhianramirez6939 4 роки тому +19

      @@andrewanderson3016 Ok sir,i will ask you to get out of here and stop being a partypooper

    • @StableTableAble
      @StableTableAble 4 роки тому +10

      "Because"
      "Fair enough"

    • @shardulniraula8846
      @shardulniraula8846 4 роки тому +4

      Whovian Alert why would you have a weeping angel picture for your account now I cannot blink you silly human

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 роки тому +2

      Wow wow wow.....wow

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 4 роки тому +3161

    I love how his ringtone is his outro.

    • @kaliberkam0681
      @kaliberkam0681 4 роки тому +14

      What is his outro

    • @Zenith0WasTaken
      @Zenith0WasTaken 4 роки тому +71

      Kamron Palmer His ringtone...

    • @stabfenn2960
      @stabfenn2960 4 роки тому +32

      @@Zenith0WasTaken I thought his ringtone was his outro

    • @fraavezskyrim
      @fraavezskyrim 4 роки тому +7

      @@kaliberkam0681 outro means the end of a video

    • @kaliberkam0681
      @kaliberkam0681 4 роки тому +10

      @@Zenith0WasTaken no I mean what's the name of the song of the outro

  • @johannajohanna6015
    @johannajohanna6015 3 роки тому +595

    "It turns out alot of stuff we thought was important just kinda stops existing when alot of people stop believing it exists."
    Words of wisdom right there.

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk Рік тому +13

      Indeed. The video actually does raise some good points, if not for doing so in such a ridiculous fashion for the sake of comedy.

    • @Placeholder7778
      @Placeholder7778 Рік тому +4

      I-I’m sorry. I ruined the perfect 300 😭

    • @Strogman25
      @Strogman25 Рік тому +5

      True! _cough_ Gender _cough_

  • @gavindooley6153
    @gavindooley6153 4 роки тому +13798

    When you realize that Covid-19 was caused due to a lack of sacrifices to Zordon

    • @JamifyYT
      @JamifyYT 4 роки тому +210

      Gavin Dooley I have a great business opportunity and idea for you! It would go towards helping the rest of mankind...

    • @gavindooley6153
      @gavindooley6153 4 роки тому +124

      Jamify ! Yo I’m in whatcha got?

    • @rohnekkdosi1979
      @rohnekkdosi1979 4 роки тому +157

      Well if he's in, I'm in

    • @JamifyYT
      @JamifyYT 4 роки тому +66

      Gavin Dooley quick question to check: are you willing to put in all your effort? And an arm and a leg?

    • @gavindooley6153
      @gavindooley6153 4 роки тому +74

      Jamify ! I’m willing to give my heart, soul, and firstborn child for this opportunity. Seriously that little bastard eats too much. This will save me hundreds of dollars each month!

  • @Jimmy_Jones
    @Jimmy_Jones 4 роки тому +2553

    This might be me.
    "Have you had a conversation with anyone?"
    "Convers... Yeah. No Of course I have."
    "Other than the cat."
    "Oh no."

    • @mikeyh0
      @mikeyh0 4 роки тому +22

      I don't even have a *^&%$# cat.

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 4 роки тому +43

      Cat: *starts making disturbing human-sounding moans before jumping over him, landing behind him and snapping his neck since he is the secret agent sent to perform the human sacrifice*

    • @zperk13
      @zperk13 4 роки тому +10

      omg we watched the same video!

    • @Jimmy_Jones
      @Jimmy_Jones 4 роки тому

      @@zperk13 ?

    • @Jell-E
      @Jell-E 4 роки тому +2

      Oh my gooodd!!! Yassss. You're so unique. Lol ryan does those cat bits cuz alot of people are like that these days and its relatable

  • @zonaal2949
    @zonaal2949 4 роки тому +577

    Ryan Telemarketer is like the names that they decided in the “First people to have names” video and I love that

    • @lawyitkazuki5768
      @lawyitkazuki5768 4 роки тому +16

      Last names actually come from jobs,if you were a potter your last name would be potter for example

    • @zonaal2949
      @zonaal2949 4 роки тому +8

      justin hope I know

    • @walkinmn
      @walkinmn 4 роки тому +20

      @@lawyitkazuki5768 So about Hancock...

    • @lawyitkazuki5768
      @lawyitkazuki5768 4 роки тому +4

      @@walkinmn probly prostitution lol

    • @acdsarc11
      @acdsarc11 4 роки тому +6

      George H W Bush

  • @suzannahmeir7741
    @suzannahmeir7741 Рік тому +52

    I love how his ringtone is just the song at the end of every sketch!

  • @Jimbo893
    @Jimbo893 4 роки тому +3034

    I swear, these Zorgan people call me at least twice every month

    • @lolmao500
      @lolmao500 4 роки тому +84

      I bet if you did this for real, you would find willing human sacrifices

    • @Jimbo893
      @Jimbo893 4 роки тому +61

      Oh yeah, totally. I mean, people who want to die is a dime a dozen these days; take me for example

    • @DrBhaveshJain
      @DrBhaveshJain 4 роки тому +11

      @@Jimbo893 man😂

    • @icyhot8167
      @icyhot8167 4 роки тому +65

      *Zordon

    • @Quagmireee
      @Quagmireee 4 роки тому +25

      @@Jimbo893 Hello sir my name is Micheal Telemarketer I am here to update you about the guy who is coming to your home to pick you up for the sacrifice, he will be there in just two days
      I hope you will have a nice time

  • @nunyabusiness6693
    @nunyabusiness6693 4 роки тому +1342

    The commentary is brilliant here. Ryan is a genius.

    • @stefanpieper3757
      @stefanpieper3757 4 роки тому +38

      What IS the commentary? I get the part with concepts only being real if enought people treat them as real, but apart from that...

    • @astrobookwormsinger
      @astrobookwormsinger 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah I don't get the symbolism either

    • @daxterfireball
      @daxterfireball 4 роки тому +5

      Mr Robot Season 4 is really worth watching if you guys aren't still caught up yet!

    • @robotnoir5299
      @robotnoir5299 4 роки тому +28

      commentary isn't a thing anymore, ya *_beeep_* 'n idiot!

    • @dewaunwarren1
      @dewaunwarren1 4 роки тому +5

      @@stefanpieper3757 yeah that's pretty much it

  • @adammgolan
    @adammgolan 4 роки тому +218

    Even though this is only 3 and a half minutes, it feels like an entire movie.

  • @vicnent651
    @vicnent651 3 роки тому +87

    This guy’s really missing out. I volunteered last week. Changed my life.

    • @DLimit
      @DLimit 11 місяців тому +3

      How's it been going for you? I got a call today but am on the fence.

    • @nocturnalguardian
      @nocturnalguardian 7 місяців тому +2

      For Zordon!

    • @itsjustmetim
      @itsjustmetim 5 місяців тому +1

      Hahahhaha good one 😂

  • @Keagran
    @Keagran 4 роки тому +4757

    Anthony: Human Sacrifice! You in?
    Him: Well it depends if he's in. If hes in, I'm in.

    • @Keagran
      @Keagran 4 роки тому +64

      @@justanothertinypartofthisi4651 Well nkw im out

    • @CKing97
      @CKing97 4 роки тому +86

      @@Keagran well if he's out I'm in

    • @diobrando666
      @diobrando666 4 роки тому +73

      @@CKing97 Well if your in I'm out

    • @Cartman4wesome
      @Cartman4wesome 4 роки тому +68

      Well I’m in! Into this bag of potato chips...

    • @wirly-
      @wirly- 4 роки тому +60

      @@Cartman4wesome
      If there is potato chips then im in

  • @MegaBradster1
    @MegaBradster1 4 роки тому +985

    Just realized the cat was a reference to his earlier episode “If Cats Were Able To Talk”

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 4 роки тому +33

      Do you know who???
      Ohhhhhhh. He’s been referencing his older videos more now which is cool. Or I’m just noticing it.

    • @TheSaltySeaman
      @TheSaltySeaman 4 роки тому +33

      Everything in the Ryanverse is connected!

    • @TomSFox
      @TomSFox 4 роки тому +25

      But where are his Pinocchio nipples?

    • @cylasbreakdown6140
      @cylasbreakdown6140 4 роки тому +12

      TomSFox he never lied.

    • @roseJ96
      @roseJ96 4 роки тому +14

      I just assumed he was sad and lonely and talking to his cat who never responds because it's a cat.

  • @mr.freedom3068
    @mr.freedom3068 4 роки тому +2724

    Wait a minute isn't this the universe where everyone is Ryan?
    That means Zordon is Ryan

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 4 роки тому +56

      zordon why is everyone getting this wrong?

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 4 роки тому +19

      @@hardwirecars Yeah, I'm super confused.

    • @LetsTalkAboutPrepping
      @LetsTalkAboutPrepping 4 роки тому +26

      Everyone but celebrities are Ryan actuslly

    • @FIFAmusicMAN
      @FIFAmusicMAN 4 роки тому +31

      And Jasmine from Aladdin...Jasmine isn’t Ryan either

    • @terrypeart3875
      @terrypeart3875 4 роки тому +17

      M_lloyd
      Have you seen them in the same room together?

  • @magicalminty6203
    @magicalminty6203 3 роки тому +370

    2:52 "Do me a favor, put Canada on the phone."
    "What? I can't put Canada on the phone. Canada's like a conce... oh my god."
    Love that moment of realization. Anthony Telemarketer's kind of right.

    • @beckmania1066
      @beckmania1066 2 роки тому +7

      I didn’t get that joke. Can someone please explain it to me?

    • @socks1w
      @socks1w 2 роки тому +23

      @@beckmania1066 I think he was proving Canada, along with other countries, is just an “idea”. Since he can’t actually put it on the phone.

    • @bobbyshores
      @bobbyshores 2 роки тому +11

      I was about to say "well I can't put the couch on the phone and a couch is a physical object" but I then I realized I can physically put the couch ON the phone lol.
      I know some people would dive deeper and say "well a couch is a human concept too, its just a manifestation of different materials into a shape we call a couch" but thats addressing language, whereas most borders and boundaries of countries are literally only concepts

    • @Blast-Forward
      @Blast-Forward 2 роки тому

      Still a better concept than many other concepts.

    • @BearOnTheMoon
      @BearOnTheMoon Рік тому +10

      @@Blast-Forward Tell that to poor suckers who end up dying in the name of their concepts, when it's ruling class decides to go to war with other concepts that have stuff they want.

  • @ethenaheart5873
    @ethenaheart5873 4 роки тому +2602

    "now, now, now are you a virgin"
    "Ok that is EXTREMELY personal"
    "alright I'm just gonna write yes"
    best line

    • @massachusettssportscentral9444
      @massachusettssportscentral9444 4 роки тому +57

      Are you a virgin?
      Yeah yeah yeah!

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 4 роки тому +8

      🙋‍♀️ 👰 😇

    • @ISAACThBro
      @ISAACThBro 4 роки тому +18

      @DraakoThe(Game-Breaking)Dragon exactly, virgin is a female term

    • @ezzahhh
      @ezzahhh 4 роки тому +8

      @DraakoThe(Game-Breaking)Dragon If you want to get real technical it doesnt even apply to gay guys as breaking one's virginity is only applicable to females since you are litterally breaking a vaginal wall which can't be undone

    • @VoIcanoman
      @VoIcanoman 4 роки тому +33

      @@ezzahhh That's a myth. Research suggests that a majority of sexually active teenaged girls have an undamaged hymen, as the membrane is usually both stretchy and only covering a small portion of the vaginal canal...and even if it does tear, it can actually heal. So really, virginity is just as imaginary as money...or countries. Unfortunately, money, and countries, can both be useful constructs. Virginity...not so much. At least not in the modern age.

  • @Miners666
    @Miners666 4 роки тому +609

    We ended nationalism and wealth inequality.
    What did it cost?
    Endless human sacrifices to Zordon.

    • @eternalreign2313
      @eternalreign2313 4 роки тому +41

      So the cult of Zordon solved overpopulation then too.

    • @sunnyalphax3539
      @sunnyalphax3539 4 роки тому +11

      I'm willing to pay that price

    • @davidg6803
      @davidg6803 4 роки тому +30

      So basically.....it was super easy, barely an inconvenience. Hail Zordon.

    • @jeepersmcgee3466
      @jeepersmcgee3466 4 роки тому +9

      Hey if the sacrifices are willing (or in this case dumb and easily tricked), I see nothing wrong with it

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 4 роки тому +9

      Miners666 to be fair the abolishing of money doesn’t necessitate wealth inequality, and the abolition of nations doesn’t nessecitate a stop to inter group conflict.
      The human sacrifices is a net positive though.

  • @Kumori90
    @Kumori90 4 роки тому +2843

    “You can’t just sacrifice to fictional characters!”
    “Actually it’s super easy: barely an inconvenience!”

    • @Toonami4EvaX
      @Toonami4EvaX 4 роки тому +18

      Oh really?!

    • @PsychoPomp81
      @PsychoPomp81 4 роки тому +10

      Toonami4EvaX yeah, yeah, yeah!

    • @TheRockinDonkey
      @TheRockinDonkey 4 роки тому +13

      Human sacrifice is TIGHT!

    • @mindlessactor29
      @mindlessactor29 4 роки тому

      It's not really, ya just gotta lay down and wait to be absorbed

    • @adreamerlounge
      @adreamerlounge 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, you can also fall in love with them. Nice picture.. by the way.

  • @lordzorddan8971
    @lordzorddan8971 3 роки тому +135

    6 years with this name and it's finally worked out
    I accept sacrifices from any age and demographic

    • @iancorcoran1904
      @iancorcoran1904 2 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @emmasilver2332
      @emmasilver2332 Рік тому +2

      I could think of a few corrupt politicians I wouldn't mind having sacrificed lol

    • @crimson5pider
      @crimson5pider Рік тому +2

      How many do you need for it to rain again?

    • @315giants
      @315giants Рік тому +2

      congratulations on all of your success

    • @Strogman25
      @Strogman25 Рік тому +2

      I can provide one! It isn't me, though...

  • @stonerbland256
    @stonerbland256 4 роки тому +3634

    "have you had a conversation with anyone other than your cat" aged ANAZINGLY

    • @rishad4907
      @rishad4907 3 роки тому +77

      'anazingly"?

    • @bimich7339
      @bimich7339 3 роки тому +36

      @@rishad4907 ye

    • @leovk5779
      @leovk5779 3 роки тому +171

      @@rishad4907 Yeah, turns out words are just concepts, they are pretty much imaginary to begin with, and if you get enough people on board and they all decide that anazingly is a word, then it is a word. Stoner Bland decided anazingly is a word, and he is right I decided. Cause it sounds vaguely cool.

    • @bimich7339
      @bimich7339 3 роки тому +24

      @@leovk5779 ye

    • @leovk5779
      @leovk5779 3 роки тому +36

      @@bimich7339 Oh, I see! So "ye" is a word no you decided, well ok then!

  • @scooblov
    @scooblov 3 роки тому +190

    “I decided” is the funniest addition to his skits.

  • @hellothere2052
    @hellothere2052 4 роки тому +543

    Imagine a universe where all the Ryan’s who aren’t called Ryan , like Anthony, and have an argument.
    Michal pickle-seller vs Anthony telemarketer

    • @MyChaotica
      @MyChaotica 4 роки тому +2

      I want it!! Ryan, pretty please make this happen?

    • @danielbodovs1195
      @danielbodovs1195 4 роки тому +19

      You forgot Bob Unemployed.

    • @24601st
      @24601st 4 роки тому +5

      Daniel Bodovs and also bob unemployed

    • @hellothere2052
      @hellothere2052 4 роки тому

      Daniel Bodovs how could I forget😁

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 4 роки тому +3

      Ryans* Apostrophes aren't used to make plurals.

  • @Jan_Koopman
    @Jan_Koopman 3 роки тому +47

    I just love it that most things Anthony said were actually true

  • @tigerbread78
    @tigerbread78 4 роки тому +162

    This must be true, I only have Netflix and it's the first I've heard of it too

    • @Silburific
      @Silburific 4 роки тому +7

      I don't even have Netflix- I just watch challenge runs of video games on youtube. When were the youtubers planninng on telling me about this?!

    • @cristonsloan
      @cristonsloan 4 роки тому +1

      Love the logic :D

  • @rosaline7335
    @rosaline7335 4 роки тому +625

    Our generation is conditioned to reply to "SAME DAY delivery" as YES PLEASE! 😂

    • @NatAttack99
      @NatAttack99 3 роки тому +5

      @@Sealthar yeah we kinda are

    • @anshsharma2652
      @anshsharma2652 3 роки тому

      @@Sealthar yes we are, poor people aren't lol

    • @diederickbrauer3938
      @diederickbrauer3938 3 роки тому

      U absolutely right

    • @erezsolomon3838
      @erezsolomon3838 2 роки тому

      No

    • @agentwashingtub9167
      @agentwashingtub9167 2 роки тому +8

      Not really, I hate same day delivery because it means constant crunch time for the people working in warehouses and on delivery

  • @lkim9634
    @lkim9634 4 роки тому +311

    Zordonite since '94. It's about time we started getting representation in the media.

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 4 роки тому +10

      And don't get me started on that weird Gosei branch off cult...

    • @aidsdoh8286
      @aidsdoh8286 4 роки тому +1

      well why havent you sacrifìced yourself yet?

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 4 роки тому +12

      @@aidsdoh8286 She's in administration, so she unfortunately can't. Someone has to help steer the helm!

    • @RichardHeiney
      @RichardHeiney 4 роки тому +1

      Amen brother

    • @cobra8888
      @cobra8888 4 роки тому +1

      Amen fellow Zordonite. I accepted him as lord and savior in ‘96 I decided. Still going strong.

  • @skyhunter2816
    @skyhunter2816 Рік тому +3

    This was my first Ryan George video and I've never looked back.

  • @germancarrasco2028
    @germancarrasco2028 4 роки тому +1888

    But the telemarketer guy was right about money and countries.

    • @rainerzufall8090
      @rainerzufall8090 4 роки тому +150

      And about our lord and saviour Zordon

    • @wuhugm
      @wuhugm 4 роки тому +23

      human construct

    • @kimihitothegreat6396
      @kimihitothegreat6396 4 роки тому +49

      I know, right ? Ryan opens our eyes on a lot of things that we never bothered to understand, for example cats are disgusting because they walk around covered in their saliva.

    • @stringtheoryguitars4952
      @stringtheoryguitars4952 4 роки тому +8

      Money yes. Countries no.

    • @germancarrasco2028
      @germancarrasco2028 4 роки тому +32

      @@stringtheoryguitars4952 We all have a lot more in common with people in other countries than with a lot of people in our own countries...

  • @ObservableObserver
    @ObservableObserver 4 роки тому +618

    I mean, Anthony Telemarker's point about money only having imaginary value was very solid. The line between what we believe and what we don't believe is pretty arbitrary. Makes you kinda think about that whole Zordon thing too.

    • @iYourDaddy
      @iYourDaddy 4 роки тому +8

      well is like Bitcoin, have some value for weird people that believe is better than the rest

    • @DanielRichards644
      @DanielRichards644 4 роки тому +22

      @@iYourDaddy paper money has no value because we got off the gold standard, bitcoin has the amount of work required to produce it to back it up.

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 4 роки тому +31

      Aame with the borders. They exist because we think we are different. If we decide we are not, borders are just some made up thing that are inconvenient.

    • @lawyitkazuki5768
      @lawyitkazuki5768 4 роки тому +5

      I mean,it USED to be a stand in for gold but the us desided that wasent a thing

    • @iYourDaddy
      @iYourDaddy 4 роки тому

      @@mennograafmans1595 nope, you are to close to the answer but you are a coward to accept why we have borders

  • @deltahalo241
    @deltahalo241 4 роки тому +120

    Honestly I wasn't sure about this Zordon guy, but after hearing some of his policies all I can say is that I for one Welcome our new Zordon Overlord!

  • @maddie-ob7wb
    @maddie-ob7wb 3 роки тому +16

    i've seen this so many times and "YOU STOPPED BELIEVING IN NORTH AMERICA" always makes me laugh so hard 😂

  • @provki
    @provki 4 роки тому +497

    I definitely don't understand how your subs aren't in the millions. Your content is consistently the best comedic content I come across (anywhere). You have a gift in making sarcasm/irony jolly.

  • @Metalwabbit
    @Metalwabbit 4 роки тому +3530

    Actually a weirdly valid point by crazy cult guy: Most things have no natural value, we as a society simply got together and said "no this is important now and I'm willing to trade my life away or kill over it." I weirdly agree with him on that. Not enough to approve of how they're warping our lord and Savior Zordon's message, everyone knows he demands teenagers with attitude as sacrifices not grown men.

    • @KingDugan
      @KingDugan 4 роки тому +102

      It is kinda ironic that the Power Rangers were not teenagers, nor did they have "attitude".

    • @davidbeaulieu4815
      @davidbeaulieu4815 4 роки тому +16

      @@KingDugan it was barney for slightly older kids. I hate power rangers. I would have liked walking dead as a kid. Like when glen got his head bashed in by a baseball bat and his eyeball popped out. That was cool.😁

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 4 роки тому +90

      Not really weird. The whole idea of money is to represent natural value because it's kinda hard trading a cow for pottery given the huge difference in value.

    • @ADerpyReality
      @ADerpyReality 4 роки тому +1

      Ikr?

    • @GepardenK
      @GepardenK 4 роки тому +25

      The money thing sounds profound but it isn't. We could use the same argument to say that love and altruism has no natural value; but we wouldn't because that would make us feel icky. It has value because it affects other people - that goes for love, altruism and money.

  • @zordon4735
    @zordon4735 4 роки тому +1029

    It sure is super easy barely an inconvenience to take over the world.

    • @natosie359
      @natosie359 3 роки тому +21

      My lord zordon

    • @natosie359
      @natosie359 3 роки тому +20

      I've got more sacrifices

    • @domega2844
      @domega2844 3 роки тому +20

      @@natosie359 do you offer same day sacrifice? Cuz if u do im in

    • @human-tk2fo
      @human-tk2fo 3 роки тому +8

      How many sacrifices to fix the weather?

    • @ytdude2935
      @ytdude2935 3 роки тому +9

      Hail zordon

  • @chiarardn2401
    @chiarardn2401 2 роки тому +2

    This must be the single best Ryan George video!

  • @Dismythed
    @Dismythed 4 роки тому +87

    "Same day sacrifice" gets 'em every time.

  • @MatthewCSnow
    @MatthewCSnow 4 роки тому +102

    "It's real paper yeah but you can't use to buy anything if no one thinks it's worth anything, that's how it works"
    Could you take over for my Econ professor?

  • @williambaldwin9068
    @williambaldwin9068 4 роки тому +246

    this was perfect; imagine the "im only here for pitch meeting" people realizing they are in the Ryan cult

    • @N8_R
      @N8_R 4 роки тому +7

      Pitch meetings aren't a thing anymore, we stopped believing in them.

    • @williambaldwin9068
      @williambaldwin9068 4 роки тому +1

      @@N8_R but i just saw one today? have i been hallucinating?

    • @N8_R
      @N8_R 4 роки тому +1

      @@williambaldwin9068 Could you put this pitch meeting on the phone?

    • @williambaldwin9068
      @williambaldwin9068 4 роки тому +1

      @@N8_R fuck

    • @the_real_lego_commander_co6685
      @the_real_lego_commander_co6685 4 роки тому

      William Baldwin it’s pretty much just imaginary

  • @justaguywholikeshentai9019
    @justaguywholikeshentai9019 3 роки тому +2

    Ryan George is a phenomenon we decided
    Love you!!!

  • @Zwiebel-Dadof4
    @Zwiebel-Dadof4 3 роки тому +397

    "Can you put Canada on the phone?"
    "What? No! Canada's not... canada's a con... OH MY GOD!" LMAO

    • @FoxxxFatal
      @FoxxxFatal 3 роки тому +8

      I didn't get that joke because I'm dumb. Can you explain it to me?

    • @thewatcher9480
      @thewatcher9480 3 роки тому +4

      @@FoxxxFatal bruh

    • @buzzwithdrip6347
      @buzzwithdrip6347 3 роки тому +16

      @@FoxxxFatal they don't believe in canada anymore, that's the joke

    • @rylandrc
      @rylandrc 3 роки тому +42

      @@FoxxxFatal ..the value of rmoney is a concept, the religion of zordon is a concept, Canada is a concept (and other nations)..
      Basically he was realising that if they can change money to be worthless because it's an agreed upon value, than Canada can also cease to exist if enough people stop believing in it as being a country.

    • @somedudethatlovesmemes6625
      @somedudethatlovesmemes6625 7 місяців тому +2

      He should've put the government of Canada on the phone

  • @chamibrosnetwork7043
    @chamibrosnetwork7043 4 роки тому +276

    "Tiny pictures of old dead politicians with numbers next to their heads"
    -Ryan George 2020

  • @kazutokirigaya3506
    @kazutokirigaya3506 4 роки тому +1326

    The money thing is actually really true.

    • @theperfectmix2
      @theperfectmix2 4 роки тому +60

      Yeah the gold standard ended awhile ago and everyone just went with it

    • @krisyannuruha5147
      @krisyannuruha5147 4 роки тому +94

      @@theperfectmix2 gold is just metallic version of money.. if i don't want to trade my food with your gold, your gold become useless.. if you don't want to trade my food with your gold, i still can eat my food..

    • @TotallyHuman
      @TotallyHuman 4 роки тому +48

      ​@@krisyannuruha5147 not quite. for a long, long time, humans have liked shiny things. It's good for jewelry and decoration. it's almost fascinating how long it's stayed relevant, though you are correct that it's personally useless. Now you wanna know a good currency, SALT. that was the must useful currency ever.
      "I don't believe in that currency anymore."
      "Well darn" *goes home to preserve food.*

    • @krisyannuruha5147
      @krisyannuruha5147 4 роки тому +12

      @@TotallyHuman well currency have very long history and various version in different place and yes some start from food because its the easiest to see value in it for everyone, but its evolved because various reason which one of them is because food can't be last forever (if you don't use it, its root or damaged).. gold become good currency because we love shinny object, we not consume it so it wont disappear and last long, not like other metal which is impact to its stability as currency.. but i'm not fans to gold standar because its have limited source and just found in some place.. so some country who don't have gold mines is destined to be poor, and weak country who can't protect themshelves doomed to be destroyed by stronger country who want to monopoly gold mines.. war for teritorial is not avoidable.. its still happen till now for country with rich oil.. weak country with oil just become puppet for stronger country.. they can't find peace because someone always want to exploit their resource.. their land become playground for proxy war between stronger country..
      right now new currency between country is technology and culture.. you can't attack some country to steal their tech or culture and in the end there no benefits for teritorial war.. there still war like economycal war between USA and Chinesse but at least i don't have to afraid that some random bullet or bom will kill me tomorrow because of that war.. even there still damage, but there's no shortage of food.. so you at least can still live..
      btw fun fact : in reality till now we still have various currency, like in jail cigarette is become currency.. even prisoner who not smoke still use it as currency because he/she now can trade it with someting else.. currency is quite interesting subject to discuss

    • @TotallyHuman
      @TotallyHuman 4 роки тому +7

      @@krisyannuruha5147 high school gossip as a currency

  • @ava74748
    @ava74748 2 роки тому +2

    'this has been what's going on with cable" 🤣💀 is hilarious

  • @zacharyp7511
    @zacharyp7511 4 роки тому +23

    After finding this dude’s pitch meetings he’s quickly become one of my favorite youtubers idk how he’s not bigger

  • @KevinWidesouls
    @KevinWidesouls 4 роки тому +199

    “My name is Anthony Telemarketer.”
    Oh my disbelief is SO suspended right now.

  • @Grasslander
    @Grasslander 4 роки тому +922

    "But wait, it rained just a few days ago. Why do they still need a sacrifice?"
    "So the movie can happen!"
    "What, Zordon eats the sacrifices or something?"
    "Listen, I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that."

    • @83gemm
      @83gemm 4 роки тому +18

      Grasslander Isn’t it going to be hard to just talk people into agreeing to die for the villain of Power Rangers?
      Actually, it’s going to be super easy. Barely an inconvenience

    • @NovaAnimations
      @NovaAnimations 4 роки тому +12

      "So if it's still raining people will notice it's inconsistent"
      "Oh that that is indeed true"
      "Whoops!"
      "Whoopsie!"

    • @professorhaystacks6606
      @professorhaystacks6606 4 роки тому +4

      @@83gemm Zordon's the mentor. The villain you're probably thinking of is Zed. Or Zee for our British compatriots.

    • @mylesschaff6017
      @mylesschaff6017 4 роки тому +3

      So do you have a human sacrifice for us.
      Yes sir I do

    • @LavLightKnight
      @LavLightKnight 4 роки тому +1

      Wowowow

  • @kwmcgreal
    @kwmcgreal 3 роки тому +6

    I love how this turned into a philosophical social commentary!

  • @willowfoxy1702
    @willowfoxy1702 4 роки тому +9510

    I love how he explained economics and nationalism perfectly as a joke.

    • @francescademaio2639
      @francescademaio2639 4 роки тому +80

      Agree!

    • @Mishkola
      @Mishkola 4 роки тому +111

      right. what kind of education do you have again?

    • @GymCritical
      @GymCritical 4 роки тому +291

      @@Mishkola explained oversimplified. Must you ruin nice things?

    • @Mishkola
      @Mishkola 4 роки тому +259

      @@GymCritical pointing out that the nation and currency are both social constructs in no way explains either nationalism or economics. Although I realize that pointing this out demonstrates that I'm no fun at most parties, rotten definitions aren't nice things; they're rotten things that make my eye twitch like a movie psychopath thats about to flip.

    • @legohead2731
      @legohead2731 4 роки тому +538

      @@Mishkola calm down everybody, you’re both wrong because these concepts no longer exist in the eyes of Zordon.

  • @RoScFan
    @RoScFan 4 роки тому +73

    This was supposed to be comedy but its actually geniunely disturbing and terrifying...

    • @FirstNameLastName-oo1zm
      @FirstNameLastName-oo1zm 4 роки тому +3

      In the year 2090 this call will be made BUT if agree your family gets 10 years of food

  • @stefanietobar93
    @stefanietobar93 4 роки тому +1391

    -"Have you had a conversation with anyone recently"
    -"converse- I mean yes-no, of course I have"
    -"other than the cat"
    -oh, no.
    genius XD

    • @rexdino7405
      @rexdino7405 4 роки тому +4

      I read this comment at the exact same time as he was saying this

    • @anuroopkm3181
      @anuroopkm3181 4 роки тому +11

      "Have you ever had a competition with anyone recently"
      "I mean yes-no, of course I have"
      -"other than yourself"
      -oh no

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat 4 роки тому +5

      Somewhat more common after the lockdowns.

    • @SnickersEatsCookies
      @SnickersEatsCookies 4 роки тому +7

      His conversation:
      “So you like that new tuna ay?”
      “Roww”
      “I see I see well what about the canned tuna?”
      “Mroww”
      “You are very mean don’t make me put you in the cage”
      “Hissss”

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 роки тому +1

      @@christyqueen1953 0:42
      "My cat and I were about to sit down for dinner."

  • @jasonrodgers880
    @jasonrodgers880 3 роки тому +5

    “Ok bye... wait. No. No. No.” sounds like the story of my life.

  • @rajatava3500
    @rajatava3500 4 роки тому +248

    That's a nice ringtone! Really catchy and reminds me of an extremely funny youtuber...

    • @calebkuti7897
      @calebkuti7897 4 роки тому +5

      And it’s used in a lot of toddler videos

    • @TheRavenCoder
      @TheRavenCoder 4 роки тому +3

      Ringtones are tight!

    • @Ablelom1990
      @Ablelom1990 4 роки тому +1

      Gedrolld wird net

    • @PaperBagProduction
      @PaperBagProduction 4 роки тому +3

      Well actually we stopped believing in UA-cam

    • @4fkeeks458
      @4fkeeks458 4 роки тому +1

      @@Ablelom1990 wer trollt, fliegt. Endlich mal ein Genosse unter seinen Videos!

  • @PippiOnePointOh
    @PippiOnePointOh 4 роки тому +63

    “How do you even think that’s gonna work?”
    I’m glad you asked, it’s gonna be...
    *SUPER EASY BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE*

  • @Blanks8
    @Blanks8 4 роки тому +398

    Wouldn’t convincing some one to sacrifice themselves for a fictional character would be hard
    Actually Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience

    • @R.DumDum
      @R.DumDum 4 роки тому +2

      Animation Gaige oh really?

    • @gamerdweebentertainment1616
      @gamerdweebentertainment1616 4 роки тому

      ah... possibly the only way to make a suicide legit thing, finally.

    • @KingNachos4
      @KingNachos4 4 роки тому +6

      You see you start a worldwide cult that's based on cable and social interactions and then you stop believing in money and Canada cause let's be real here Canada never existed in the first place so then u make a call centre and kindly ask them to human sacrifices and if they don't agree call them a virgin and weird until they agreed cause they're stupid you see and so ya that's how you do it.

    • @terrypeart3875
      @terrypeart3875 4 роки тому +6

      Arjun rajesh
      He’s only pissed at Canada cos he couldn’t buy it.

    • @KingNachos4
      @KingNachos4 4 роки тому

      @@terrypeart3875 true true

  • @cheriescorner9923
    @cheriescorner9923 3 роки тому +4

    Light humor that will ultimately reveal itself as prophetic truth of changes to come in the monetary system as we know it.

  • @DrFlaccid
    @DrFlaccid 4 роки тому +271

    As a person with cable, I can confirm that Zordon is our true lord and savior.

    • @Lucas-Lee-1987
      @Lucas-Lee-1987 3 роки тому +15

      I don' t have cable, but I have been having conversations with people lately, and I can also confirm. All hail Zordon, our one true lord and savior!

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 2 роки тому +5

      @@Lucas-Lee-1987 I have neither cable, nor have I been having conversations with people lately, but Zordon is still our almighty Lord. It's just common sense.

    • @Gamer3427
      @Gamer3427 2 роки тому +6

      I'm doubtful. No one has cable anymore.

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 2 роки тому +5

      @@Gamer3427 Yeah, people have Deadpool nowadays.

  • @rhys5430
    @rhys5430 4 роки тому +557

    "That bald guy from Power Rangers?"
    We're talking about a Human Sacrafice Call Center here mate

    • @subman23
      @subman23 4 роки тому +13

      ...that worships Zordon. There are literally two pictures of him behind Anthony Telemarketer

    • @HandledToaster2
      @HandledToaster2 4 роки тому +10

      @@subman23 behind Anthony Telemarketer *

    • @SacchieILU
      @SacchieILU 4 роки тому +2

      sacrafice is my favorite kind of pasta

    • @japzone
      @japzone 4 роки тому

      And sending children into battle with aliens/demons isn't human sacrifice?

    • @subman23
      @subman23 4 роки тому +1

      @@HandledToaster2 ok, I'm gonna need you to get all the way off of my back about how I incorrectly name characters

  • @jettplane
    @jettplane 4 роки тому +145

    If he’s in, I’m in.

  • @LordOfMostGames
    @LordOfMostGames 2 роки тому +6

    Getting sacrificed for our one true lord and savior Zordon is tight!

  • @lukepeters4804
    @lukepeters4804 4 роки тому +118

    This man is the golden jem of UA-cam

    • @sirius4k
      @sirius4k 3 роки тому +2

      jem?

    • @MrSagranda
      @MrSagranda 3 роки тому +22

      @@sirius4k You see, we stopped believin in the "g" and therefor had to rename it.
      And since "jem" kind of, probably, sounds like jam and people like to jam, we found it fittin to rename it to jem.
      Hail Zordon!

  • @GeoffBosco
    @GeoffBosco 4 роки тому +186

    "If enough people decide money is just paper then money has no value."
    Yes, that *is* how economics actually works. And, that is a good thing.

    • @robotnoir5299
      @robotnoir5299 4 роки тому +17

      _"And, that is a good thing."_ Yep, the constant threat of financial-crisis and hyper-inflation is sooooo much better than coins with actual precious metal in them. Can you believe that money used to have intrinsic value?!? Stupid past people!

    • @RoScFan
      @RoScFan 4 роки тому +22

      @@robotnoir5299 ACTUAL?!?! ACTUAL PRECIOUS METALS? Why is the value of paper agreed upon by everyone more fictional than the value agreed upon by everyone for some dumb rocks!?!?! Do YOU eat gold?!?!

    • @brimbrim5389
      @brimbrim5389 4 роки тому +5

      RoScFan
      I mean. Do you eat paper? At least metals can be used to construct things. Paper is still useful, don’t get me wrong, but it’s quite easily produced which makes the actual value quite low.

    • @JonGunnarssonDotA
      @JonGunnarssonDotA 4 роки тому +9

      @@RoScFan Precious metals are valued for ornamental uses and are used for other things, too. Gold is used in electronics and dentistry. Silver is also used in electronics, as well as in photography, medicine, and for silverware (which used to be a much bigger deal before stainless steel). Their (historical) use as money then gives precious metals additional value.

    • @GeoffBosco
      @GeoffBosco 4 роки тому +3

      @@RoScFan It really isn't. But the fact that throws a monkey wrench into you line of reason is that over the past century the absolute price of gold (i.e. the amount of stuff you can buy with it) has stayed relatively stable if not increased. Compare that to the absolute price of paper money over the last century...and once of gold use to be $20...
      That is the market speaking.
      But, personally I don't think there is a strong connection between gold's "intrinsic" value and its economic value. There is correlation, though. Economics is value free. You're not supposed to be able to get information about moral value from looking at how the market values things. That's not how it works.

  • @michaeldunleavy3868
    @michaeldunleavy3868 4 роки тому +137

    Imagine Ryan's family gatherings! That would be confusing

    • @awhryan
      @awhryan 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah because apparently in the RGCU or Ryan George Connected Universe when you give birth to someone they just like you but disfigured

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 4 роки тому +3

      @@awhryan And apparently in that universe males can have babies together and give birth somehow

    • @fholojr
      @fholojr 4 роки тому +2

      @@awhryan I call it the Ryanverse. We've got to come up with a consensus on this haha

    • @leincin
      @leincin 4 роки тому +3

      Just never include his horrifying bearded child

    • @michaeldunleavy3868
      @michaeldunleavy3868 4 роки тому +2

      @@leincin haha his child was cute in a horrific sort of way

  • @MathMan410
    @MathMan410 Рік тому +8

    He’s totally right about money if you think about it

  • @jeepersmcgee3466
    @jeepersmcgee3466 4 роки тому +22

    So THAT'S why Zordon "recruits" teenagers who usually vanish and get replaced without explanation

  • @Warri0rLink
    @Warri0rLink 4 роки тому +93

    “So this human sacrifice thing . . . Is that going to be complicated?”
    “Actually it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!”

  • @leeney708
    @leeney708 4 роки тому +922

    He did a backflip, sacrificed himself to Zorgon and saved the day!

  • @vahidebrahimi9750
    @vahidebrahimi9750 2 роки тому +2

    I watch this sketch everytime I feel like having an existential crisis. Great stuff!

  • @talesmigliorini5541
    @talesmigliorini5541 4 роки тому +167

    "Have you had a conversation with anyone recently? Other than the cat?" - Actually, no, its 2020

    • @mariotuber2866
      @mariotuber2866 4 роки тому +1

      "But you could talk to people in January and Feburary and the first half of March in 2020, so you should be more specific."

    • @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen
      @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen 3 роки тому

      So Covid walked into a cat

  • @graemeedwards5856
    @graemeedwards5856 4 роки тому +76

    “If you have enough people onboard and they all decide that money’s not worth anything anymore, then it’s not worth anything anymore.”
    I swear there was an episode of Recess that did this same thing with stickers.

    • @joshu9444
      @joshu9444 4 роки тому +1

      yay, I'm not the only one who saw that episode

    • @jeepersmcgee3466
      @jeepersmcgee3466 4 роки тому

      That episode is actually a very solid lesson in economics and the free market

    • @wardwilkinson3890
      @wardwilkinson3890 4 роки тому

      I would like this but it has 69 likes
      Oh wait I’m not stupid liked

  • @m0L3ify
    @m0L3ify 4 роки тому +145

    He's having dinner with his cat and you still had to ask if he's a virgin? 😂

    • @Silburific
      @Silburific 4 роки тому +35

      He clearly gets pussy.

    • @eazyknotz1
      @eazyknotz1 4 роки тому +4

      @@Silburific that's a knee slapper

  • @RMarr-uy9hf
    @RMarr-uy9hf 2 роки тому +3

    I watch this video every two months, it's a medical prescription for my mood disorder.

    • @RMarr-uy9hf
      @RMarr-uy9hf 21 день тому

      It's been a while, I probably got better :)

  • @dshannon23
    @dshannon23 4 роки тому +515

    Me: *spends all day watching a guy talk to himself*
    Also Me: Whoops!
    Still Me: Whoopsie!

  • @gabrielmutombo7078
    @gabrielmutombo7078 4 роки тому +429

    Me: why would 6 000 000 000+ pepole join a zordon cult
    Ryan: because
    Me: fair enough

    • @indubio1
      @indubio1 4 роки тому +12

      That works!

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 4 роки тому +11

      "Would it be hard to join this 'Religion of Zordon'?"
      "Actually it's gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience!"

    • @yt-sh
      @yt-sh 4 роки тому +6

      quoting Ryan is Tight!

    • @rossmandell8734
      @rossmandell8734 4 роки тому +1

      Raegan Glass works for me

    • @MrAppleSalad
      @MrAppleSalad 4 роки тому +3

      well to be fair over 2 billion have joined the "zombie wizard who was his own father and also tortures people for all eternity over completely arbitrary things" cult.

  • @meepersxd4123
    @meepersxd4123 4 роки тому +96

    “Talked to anyone lately?”
    Yup
    “Anyone other than your cat?”
    Oh. Nope

  • @Wisdomatic1
    @Wisdomatic1 3 роки тому +2

    “Of course Thursday’s still a thing.” Lol love that part.

  • @NathanaelCrapo
    @NathanaelCrapo 4 роки тому +42

    "Same day sacrifice"... i feel like there should be a mandatory wait period on that lol

  • @Kunaaaaallll
    @Kunaaaaallll 4 роки тому +211

    "We have people in the board who says money is not worth anything anymore, so money is not worth anything anymore"
    *INDIAN GOVERNMENT LIKED THAT*

    • @nudirt1274
      @nudirt1274 4 роки тому +2

      Hahahah. Good one.

    • @rishabhsharma8123
      @rishabhsharma8123 4 роки тому +11

      People: How will you ban 80% of the country's hard currency
      Govt: Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @xyrehn1496
    @xyrehn1496 4 роки тому +11

    “yea so that’s Done” is like the best delivered line he’s ever had

  • @a_sconefield
    @a_sconefield 3 роки тому +10

    "Listen, my cat and I were about to sit down for dinner."
    that's it. that's the comment

  • @roseJ96
    @roseJ96 4 роки тому +20

    I nearly spit out my drink when he said, "If you've noticed it hasn't rained in some time."

  • @cyrisssmith8830
    @cyrisssmith8830 4 роки тому +112

    "I'mma racrafice!"
    "Like that is not a good thing Scoob"

    • @deeryyyyy707
      @deeryyyyy707 4 роки тому

      😂 I was just watching this the other day

    • @jakefoxx7978
      @jakefoxx7978 4 роки тому +1

      I could hear this and now my brain is spiraling into a realm of "What's New Scooby Doo" and the two 2000s live action films 👌😔

    • @theweirdwolf1877
      @theweirdwolf1877 4 роки тому +1

      Did I actually get this joke? I’m literally Zoomer asf, how lol

    • @RedRad1990
      @RedRad1990 4 роки тому +1

      The funny thing is that Scooby Doo is actually old stuff

  • @Pengtropica
    @Pengtropica 3 роки тому +14

    Anthony Telemarker. I love how he keeps up with everything in the Ryan George Cinematic Universe, cuz that was the name episode where everyone’s last name became their job

  • @Shogoeu
    @Shogoeu 3 роки тому +4

    "Same day sacrifice is actually pretty good" - it actually is. Imagine how organized are these people.

  • @aina3387
    @aina3387 3 роки тому +8

    I love how this simple sketch illustrates the difference between materialism and symbolism so well.

  • @hellojari07
    @hellojari07 4 роки тому +19

    Ryan, the only telemarketer I wouldn't mind talking to

  • @leroylowe5921
    @leroylowe5921 4 роки тому +25

    Ryan: I don't believe in Zordon!
    Telemarketer: My beliefs do not require you to.

  • @doc368
    @doc368 3 роки тому +1

    That thumbnail is just pure fucken gold, i love it

  • @Vindominus
    @Vindominus 4 роки тому +39

    Always gonna appreciate Ryan's ability to dunk on himself

  • @jamestown8398
    @jamestown8398 4 роки тому +330

    Judge: "You can't sacrifice people, it's against the law."
    Telemarketer: "Laws aren't a thing! They're imaginary!"
    Judge: "Regardless, we're gonna put you in a room and never let you leave."
    Telemarketer: "But Zordon?!"

    • @exodustimes4266
      @exodustimes4266 4 роки тому +13

      Will he get free food?

    • @jamestown8398
      @jamestown8398 4 роки тому +9

      @@aeonreign6456 The police will enforce the ruling. Putting people in rooms is okay if they do it.

    • @jamestown8398
      @jamestown8398 4 роки тому +18

      @@aeonreign6456 I just thought the cultist was lying to take advantage of the sacrifice's lack of social ties.

    • @edgewastaken2432
      @edgewastaken2432 3 роки тому +7

      @@aeonreign6456 praise cthulhu. "GASP"
      Did I say cthulhu, I meant zordon

    • @lordshuv-rowyoknow6486
      @lordshuv-rowyoknow6486 3 роки тому +3

      Well, we decided law isn't a thing.
      So.........

  • @TaskForce_911
    @TaskForce_911 3 роки тому +12

    "Money is just paper"
    Absolutely right

    • @cdorman11
      @cdorman11 3 роки тому

      And the call quickly devolves into an argument over cryptocurrency... or capitalism. Hard to tell.

  • @guillermodelblakeyo2019
    @guillermodelblakeyo2019 2 роки тому +6

    The instant I saw Zordon I was laughing already. 🤣

  • @Commando303X
    @Commando303X 4 роки тому +38

    The whole human-sacrifice thing notwithstanding, some excellent points.

  • @andresabastante9539
    @andresabastante9539 4 роки тому +26

    I love how the Zordon's follower money argument is actually how it works. You can see in history how money has rapidly turned into useless paper many many times before.

    • @alexmorahan9747
      @alexmorahan9747 2 роки тому +1

      There was a Cambodian leader who abolished the use of money.

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 2 роки тому

      And how does that work out?

    • @paulcooper1046
      @paulcooper1046 Рік тому +3

      Some Venezuelans started making purses out of their paper currency due to the paper having more value as a material than as a currency. It helps me to keep our inflation issues in perspective.

    • @Strogman25
      @Strogman25 Рік тому

      Yeah, nothing the telemarketer says is actually wrong. Y'know, other than Zordon.

    • @samuelwoodouse4482
      @samuelwoodouse4482 Рік тому +2

      Strictly speaking gold is just worthless metal

  • @reiwire_
    @reiwire_ 4 роки тому +178

    Ryan should do a "The first person to have an accent" sketch

  • @Strogman25
    @Strogman25 Рік тому +3

    "So what's this new sketch idea?"
    "Have you heard 'Imagine' by John Lennon?"
    "Yeah"
    "That. But with the big bald head guy from Power Rangers."