Attention, all Time Crisis gamers: there's been a kidnapping. It's Rachel, the daughter of the President of Sercia. Richard Miller needs your help to get into the castle and rescue Rachel. To do this, he's gonna need a firearm and plenty of ammunition. To help him, all he needs is your credit card info.
0:00 Original 0:11 Calypso drink 0:22 It's time to take a piss 0:32 grubhub 0:42 moog modular 0:54 yu-gi-oh 1:03 grangier market 1:14 Ultimate showdown 1:36 Bro kidnapping the wrong person 💀 1:47 Cryptoland 1:58 "Weird" Al Yankovic 2:13 flapjack
“47, this is Diana, There has been a kidnapping, it’s Rachael, the daughter of the president of sershia, our client wants you to infiltrate the castle, take out Sherudo Garo and his accomplice “Wild Dog” and rescue Rachael. The island is heavily protected with tight security, heavy artillery, and a rather peculiar military unit known as the “Claw Men”. this won’t be and easy mission, so you’ll be working along side Agent Miller for this one, Good luck 47.”
It really sounds like a line from the show. "I play the card, CASTLE KEY! THIS card lets me BREAK THROUGH the castle's DEFENSES! Getting into the castle allows me to draw TWO CARDS from my DECK!"
There's been a kidnapping. It's number 15, Burger King Foot Lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. Get into the castle and put your shoes on.
There's been a kidnapping. It's one of my greatest achievements, Wario Land 4 on the Game Boy Advance, wah hah hah! Get into the living ro -auuugggh hallway, I guess, and get to the bathroom!
Not only did this randomly appear on my youtube home page, but I never could have guessed what I would be in for when I went to see what other kinds of videos were waiting for me on this channel
0:47 Man, that particular kidnapper must have a really long left arm if he's able to get it all the way around a Moog Modular. No wonder he fell into a life of crime: with how inconvenient its length must be in the day-to-day, kidnapping Moogs is probably the only thing that makes him feel normal. You hate to see it. :P
There’s been a kidnapping, it’s Mr. White Christmas, aka Mr. Snow, aka Mr. Icicle, aka Mr. 10 Below, but friends call him Snow Miser. Get into the castle and turn down the thermostat thirty, twenty, ten, five, and let it freeze!
The “Number 10!” repeating with every new version is like being caught in a time loop where you’re subjected to every possible future
That is the time crisis
@@icesnort no way
@@icesnortnumber 10 number 10 number 10 number 10 number 10
@@icesnort fuckin a
This is... Requiem
The guy's arm bouncing up and down as he struggles to hold on to the Grubhub Perks dancing dude is a nice touch.
Wild dog
Definitely my favorite part. Worthy of the number 10 spot imo.
Not even Wild Dog can stop the Grubhub Dad from dancing.
There's been a kidnapping... in Lego City! ......... HEY! Get in there, and build the rescue helicopter!
I swear I was waiting for this to appear with each entry
Okay the one of him quickly realizing that Miller was captured was good
The only video that dares to ask the question: "What happens when the One-Man Army is the one in need of rescue?"
It's time for the none-man army
@@icesnort That, or any of the future Time Crisis protagonists.
@@icesnort from what game is the first scene from?
Rachel is not the damsel in distress this time.
the crunchy-ass compression really makes this whole bit
I had never felt more terrified seeing "There's been a kidnapping" pop up into my notifications 💀
Attention, all Time Crisis gamers: there's been a kidnapping. It's Rachel, the daughter of the President of Sercia. Richard Miller needs your help to get into the castle and rescue Rachel. To do this, he's gonna need a firearm and plenty of ammunition. To help him, all he needs is your credit card info.
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@@oli_gordon IYKYK
Reference to that guy who does the weird videos where he talks about anime but ends up asking for credit card info
This is gold
@@0DTEVIXCALLS Voiceover Pete
And social security number
There's been a kidnapping. It's Toadstool, the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. Get into the seven koopa hotels and rescue the princess.
the joke: NUMBER 10
*get into the seven koopa hotels and check out the enclosed instruction book
I dare you to find her if you can’t
There's been a kidnapping. It's the king of Hyrule.
Link, go to Gamelon and find my father.
There’s been a kidnapping! A man has fallen into the river in lego city!
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny one should have ended with "Get into the castle lightning fast, and kick Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass!"
na the videos one is funnier
I think it should have continued with: "And win the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny" but yours is really funny tho
This has late 2000's internet energy and I love it!
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
You must cast your gaze further afield
@@icesnortAre you suggesting I binge every video on your channel
It wouldn't hurt
meeting of gods
0:00 Original
0:11 Calypso drink
0:22 It's time to take a piss
0:32 grubhub
0:42 moog modular
0:54 yu-gi-oh
1:03 grangier market
1:14 Ultimate showdown
1:36 Bro kidnapping the wrong person 💀
1:47 Cryptoland
1:58 "Weird" Al Yankovic
2:13 flapjack
1:03 is Newcastle/Geordie lingo as far as I know... Living there myself xD
There's a kid napping? Someone wake them up!
“47, this is Diana, There has been a kidnapping, it’s Rachael, the daughter of the president of sershia, our client wants you to infiltrate the castle, take out Sherudo Garo and his accomplice “Wild Dog” and rescue Rachael. The island is heavily protected with tight security, heavy artillery, and a rather peculiar military unit known as the “Claw Men”. this won’t be and easy mission, so you’ll be working along side Agent Miller for this one, Good luck 47.”
Actually canon.
@@MotherGapshin12
someone needs to mod the time crisis games into the hitman games. There needs to be more of a modding community for hitman.
There’s been a kidnapping! There he comes now. The big ham!
Get into the castle, and convince him to make it snow in South Town!
Where's my ham? I put it right here!
"Getting into the castle allows me to draw 2 cards from my deck"
AH! POSSIBLE!
It really sounds like a line from the show.
"I play the card, CASTLE KEY! THIS card lets me BREAK THROUGH the castle's DEFENSES! Getting into the castle allows me to draw TWO CARDS from my DECK!"
this feels like an ancient shitpost i love it
Hi, I'm Stuttering Craig, and this is ScrewAttack's Top 10 "There's been a kidnapping"s in video games.
NUMBER TENNNN
Oh the Lemon Demon and Weird Al got me lmfao
I really love how the Time Crisis intro is part of the universe now
Clicked for Criptoland dude, stayed for the rest.
1:36 Imagine if you play as Rachel instead lol
Resident evil type gameplay with the authentic ps1 tank controls.
You won't belive number 10!
Number 10!
There's been a kidnapping!
It's Bowser!
Get through the 7 Mariott Hotels to save him!
1:14 Mf kidnapped the whole multiverse
There's been a kidnapping! It's Yukiko Amagi, the daughter of the owner of Amagi Inn. Get into the castle and defeat Yukiko's Shadow!
There's been a kidnapping. It's number 15, Burger King Foot Lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. Get into the castle and put your shoes on.
The shitpost wizard hits us with another master piece.
Instantly became one of my favorite meme shitposts in a while
That guy with the LMG is going ham
Dude’s got bottomless mags
The ScrewAttack #10 blasted me right back to 15 years ago. I never thought I'd see those again.
There's been a kidnapping. It's a Gohma, the biggest crab I ever caught. Get into the castle, then we can get back to fishing!
“Gee, it’s sure is Booooooriiinng around here.”
“Great, I’ll grab my stuff”!
Why are there so many kidnappings? When will these people learn?
They're trying to take the things we love
We should make kidnapping illegal!
Number 10: There's been a kidnapping. Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne
it's christmas in july
Panasonic Blu-Ray 99$!
H H H Gregg
32 inch LCD TV 299
‘Almost Christmas’ means it’s not Christmas!
LG 42 inch HDTV 489
Grainger market mentioned geordie fans unite
YEEAAAH I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
@@admiralkrafto1638 :)
I never thought I'd see a Time Crisis meme so quality in my lifetime but here we are
There's been a kidnapping in LEGO City!
HEY!!!!
Build the attack chopper, storm the castle, defeat wild dog, and rescue Rachael!
The new GunBlade collection from Lego Time Crisis™️!
There's been a kidnapping. It's one of my greatest achievements, Wario Land 4 on the Game Boy Advance, wah hah hah! Get into the living ro -auuugggh hallway, I guess, and get to the bathroom!
Not only did this randomly appear on my youtube home page, but I never could have guessed what I would be in for when I went to see what other kinds of videos were waiting for me on this channel
There's been a kidnapping! It's Meryl, the -daughter- niece of the Colonel. Use the PSG-1 against Sniper Wolf, and rescue Meryl!
Time Crisis YTP's are so rare and awesome.
That's good sentence mixing.
I’d ask where the “Honorable Mentions” section is…
But I feel like I know what happened to it.
NUMBER 10
@@Renne308*N U M B E R 1 0*
The moment I think the “randomly saying Number Ten out loud” affliction is finally wearing off, there ends up being a kidnapping
“There’s been a kidnapping, it’s Christian Weston Chandler. Get into CWCville and rescue him and his sonicu friends.”
The man in the pickle suit is wild dog
Time Crisis is such a classic for its sheer cheesiness.
FINALLY LMAO
All of these are top class, but the final one still makes me lose my mind lmao
"Grow up?! I'm 38 years old!"
STAGE 1 CLEAR
YOUR TIME:
00"13"37
ACCURACY: 27%
(43/63)
I didn’t look at who uploaded this but the second I heard MOOG MODULAR I just knew
"There's been a kidnapping, it's Lephise, the idol of Phantomile! Get into the moon kingdom, and- oh, right, your memories are fake."
0:47 Man, that particular kidnapper must have a really long left arm if he's able to get it all the way around a Moog Modular. No wonder he fell into a life of crime: with how inconvenient its length must be in the day-to-day, kidnapping Moogs is probably the only thing that makes him feel normal. You hate to see it. :P
Wild Dog has Wild Arms (for the ps1)
this video does something to me and my friend groups. thank you so much
There's been a kidnapping. It's number 10.
1:14 Most ambitious kidnapping in history
The ultimate kidnapping (of ultimate destiny)
That’s why all the combatants were into Tokyo city.
The fact each is ten second, you skip ten seconds on UA-cam, it’ll just be 10 10 10 10 10 until the video is over.
Imagine living in the Time Crisis universe. There's a mass shooting and all you hear is OOUH OOUH O-O-OOUH
i didn't realise this was an icesnort video untill the moog modular
I love the Soy Yo flute during the GrubHub part lol
There's been a kidnapping. it's you. they took you into the castle. now you must do everything you can to escape
We need more Time Crisis ytps like this!
Man, Wild Dog really hit low times if hes kidnapping all these folks
Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain!
NUMBER 10!
Dormammu, I’ve bargained to come!
NUMBER 10!
Dormammu, I’ve come to been a kidnapping!
NUMBER 10!
Didn’t realize Time Crisis 10 was so wild
There's been a kidnapping! It's Amuro Ray! Get into the White Base to slap some sense into him!
NUMBER 10
I can't believe the protagonist of Helltaker would kidnap so many innocent people!
Oh man that number 10 takes me back
there’s been no crime committed. no one’s getting kidnapped. get into the castle anyway!
THE I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS REFERENCE
Number 10: there's been a kidnapping. All My Fellas are trapped in the fort. Get into the castle and save all my fellas.
That screwattack top 10 counter gave me flashbacks
Is it time for Time Crisis shitposting to emerge?
The equally bitcrushed Cryptoland logo sliding in killed me 😂😂
There's been a kidnapping! It's Icesnort! Get into the castle and save Icesnort.
How does this fit into the smiser lore
you'll see
mog modular
that is for this christmas i assume
get into the Snow Miser's fortress and get that big ham!
I’ve never played time crisis but im obsessed with this video
Good work, my favorite aspect of this is mix of memes from different time periods, and the quality of video and voice
This is how it feels to have dementia
Wild Dog has never been this freaky
This video got me obsessed with The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. There are a million reasons to like this video, this is one of mine
This is the first mention of the grubhub perks meme in 2024 I've seen outuside my friend group gaahhh I'm feeling old
i don't know what kind of humor this is but it should mandatory from now on
A Time Crisis meme? On *my* recommendations? In 2024!? Is this the real life or is this just fantasy?
“ 🎶 caught in a landslide, no escape from reality 🎶 “
"Open your eyes look up in the sky and see"
#10 was my favorite
I need more of these please. I never was so amused by a meme this much in my life
This is one of the best videos ever
Same energy as "A man has fallen into the river in Lego city!"
There’s been a kidnapping, it’s Mr. White Christmas, aka Mr. Snow, aka Mr. Icicle, aka Mr. 10 Below, but friends call him Snow Miser. Get into the castle and turn down the thermostat thirty, twenty, ten, five, and let it freeze!
I literally just remembered Cryptoland a week ago and wasn't sure if I dreamed it all or something
Alt title: Time Crisis except I'm having a mental crisis instead of the time
There's been a kidnapping! It's not smoke, it's steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams...
Guys I think there's been a kidnapping on that island over there.
Looks like Rachel is going to be the one to save Miller this time!
I WAS NOT EXPECTING GRAINGER MARKET WHAT
Get yersel downt cheap tab shop like
This shit is going straight to my UA-cam Classics Playlist
This is fucking peak
There's been a kidnapping! It's Annette and Maria Renard. Get into the castle and slay Dracula!
This took me back to the early mornings of 2005 watching space ghost coast to coast at an age where I had not yet gained sentience. Pretty epic
Time Crisis as a meme is not what I expected yet amazing
The minging Calypso was honestly what did it for me 😂
There's been a kidnapping! It's the President and he's been taken by Ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to get into the castle and save the President?