And then the song is like.....ohh,a woman should b treated like a horse...just kick her in the ribs with Spurs when she goes off course....they shouldn't b allowed to speak....not a single day of the week.....so treat'em like slaves and never show remorse....😆
I learned the phrase watching these skits and as an Irish American with an Irish wife with Irish kids, I've used this 'hot Irish temper" phrase many many times in the last decade or two.
I'm pretty sure Artie's set list is: 1) Song about the depression 2) One for the Ladies 3) A ditty inspired by Conan's " Hot Irish temper " Sounds like a winner to me...
Bing Crosby was such an abusive father, two of his sons committed suicide, and that’s just for starters. He surely was the inspiration for this odious character.
@@williamshelton4318 oh UA-cam commenters are all fools and trolls They burrow in mom's basement just like moles Let's replace 'em all with bots And leave there to rot In the middle of the desert tied to poles
Truer words have never been spoken. Tragically, he was murdered before reaching his true potential. 😢 RIP Artie - you always showed love and respect for everyone in the world.
Babadi-boo🎵......sipity-sah🎶.......plopity-drown🎶......deserty-doo🎶......lobotamy-loo🎵......whiskety-woo🎶......hitlery-hoo🎵....stenchity-stu🎵....drownity-mick🎶.....lynchity-prez🎶....prisony-gal🎵......nostrily-sweep🎶......crackity-skull🎶......plowity-gal🎵.....hookity-dope🎶.....bitchity-boo🎶......hokity-hoo🎵.....yupity-doo🎶........................too sentimental eh?.......well then......how bout this little diddy I wrote in '35........and a one and a twoand a🎶🎶--🎵🎵🎵🎵..ohh,this sketch sux it should be put to death/just like women they both cause too much stress/so get yourself some rope and hang'em both until they choke/then maybe all of us men can get some rest.......li'l napity-boop🎶
You're missing my favorite: "We should surrender to the Germans right away and listen to what Hitler has to say. We'll tell Ol' Hirohito Serving him sure would be neato Because there's no chance we can beat them anyway!" The fact that I know that from memory shows how great it is.
Yup, never heard it but very funny indeed!...Artie Kendall is the best character they ever came up with other than the masterbating bear, the "Hemeroid" guy and of course Triumph the insult comic dog.
Brian had a really nice send-off for Conan when he retired. I'm timestamped the beginning of the bit, but it does take Brian a bit of time to work into the joke. You'll see what I mean if you watch it. It was definitely some of the old Conan humor: ua-cam.com/video/69wmjL19l9w/v-deo.html
After a long time, I finally sat down to figure out the chords. D-A-D-D7-G-G7-D-A-D. Then A-D for the 'dadada doo!' Lot's of fun to play and sing these Conan classics!
Yes, before the days of youtube you had to actually tell your friends what you saw on tv. I always sang the lobotomy lou and drownedy mick ones at parties
I come back and watch this compilation a couple of times a year and I never get tired of it. Stack was brilliant at coming up with dark characters wrapped in a deceptively cheerful coating. Artie is the embodiment of that style.
Conan Obrien was firing on all cylinders during the late night days. Brian Stack is just amazing and his calm demeanor and earnest delivery as Artie Kendall just kills me
Brian Stack is an incredibly talented man, along with the mannerisms and physicality of comedy. It's a shame he never seemed to aspire to be more camera facing. Seems like he was always content with the writing/producing side. Amazingly talented man though.
I just love Brian Stack singing the same melody, yet a different lyrics all the time. After watching this again few months ago, I come back to this often for the laughs, and damn, the melody is so catchy and is now stuck in my head.
One thing that makes these skits so funny is that underneath Bing Crosby's easygoing, avuncular public persona, he lived a rough life: he had drinking problems, beat his kids, swapped girlfriends with Bob Hope, and had a gambling addiction that got him death threats from the mob for money he owed. Surprisingly, the guy even liked smoking marijuana and advocated for its legalization late in his life. So, these songs hint at the real, unvarnished Bing Crosby the public didn't know.
Actually, even though it’s inspired by Crosby, the satire seems directed at WASPs. Crosby was Irish. WASPs were the ones putting “no Irish, no dogs” signs in there business windows.
Lots of people still do Sinatra impressions, but I love that the ghost has the laid-back style of Bing Crosby. And how about some love for the banjo happily chugging along in the background of each song?
It’s a perfect example of how Conan was in his absolute element on this show and the Tonight Show was actually a move down for him. We never really got back to this until later episodes on his TBS show and now his podcast.
I love how the camera pans out and you see Conan barely on the edge of breaking out into laughter, than he immediately calms down and scolds brian's character for the song.
-- the time period Artie is from. Watch the Conan Tinder sketch when he messages Gloria. He has a certain sense of humor that I think is lost on newer audiences.
I thought he was _Timothy_ Stack’s* brother, but I guess they’re not at all related *a comedian who had a parody talk show in the ‘90s called Night Stand with Dick Dietrick
Why is this tune so catchy? :D Now I can't stop singing "women shouldn't be allowed to vote, I'd rather hear opinions from a goat". And the parliamental election starts soon here in Finland.
@@mydjmode Whether or not you like Colbert doesn't matter. Stack does like him. He looked up to him a lot from when they were both in Second City (Colbert was on the main team). Conan likes Colbert a lot too, it is why they did those cross-over sketches during the writers strike 10 years ago. It must be shocking to learn that different people have different tastes, but better you learn it now as opposed to when you've grown up a bit more.
@Grizzled Sentinel People have different opinions about Colbert and that seems to upset you. No one cares for the late night hosts today. They're all hack propagandist, not funny or entertaining.
I liked how conan never lost the hope for a good song for the ladies
The ultimate optimist
plopidydrop 🎵🎶🎵🎶
Because his brain be made of corn!
😂
Let's change the topic 😅
Not about the Irish though. They are beyond redemption.
When he started adding the summaries at the end, like "plopity drown" and "nostrily sweep," the bit went from A to A+
Drownedy Mick!
I like to also think of those as the title of the song
@@shaopintsui9584 snitchity snoo!
Prisonery Gal, and he turns the key!
lynchity prez
Poor, Conan. He always thinks the songs for the ladies will be good.
14:08 best one
c´mon... the next one must be ok!...
They are good
And then the song is like.....ohh,a woman should b treated like a horse...just kick her in the ribs with Spurs when she goes off course....they shouldn't b allowed to speak....not a single day of the week.....so treat'em like slaves and never show remorse....😆
Prisony-gal
"Say, you've got a hot Irish temper."
The funniest part about that is all his songs are limericks which is named for the City/County Limerick in Ireland.
@@marcarvalho86 That's definitely not the funniest part
@@dynamicvoltage9765 ok how about the most ironic part.
@@marcarvalho86 Nope. The winner for that category would be the fact Brian Stack has Irish heritage.
"too sentimental eh?"
"That's a horrible song! I'm surprised you weren't murdered."
"I _was_ murdered."
Pretty gruesome, too. Tore me limb from limb.
Hilarious!
i prefer the story that he was thrown down a well for calling roosevelt a commie
"Well you had it coming you bastard."
"Oh"
“A ghost comes by from the 30’s, you gotta hear his songs.” Underrated line
“Hitlery-hoo” will always make me laugh hysterically.
It was a popular expression back then
That one is great, but nothing beats "Ploppidy drown."
@@christianriquelmeh😂😂😂
It was a little more popular on German radio.
LOL I am dying that you wrote it out.
The funniest part is that every time Artie shows up, Conan acts like he's seeing him for the first time.
It wasn't a gimmick. Conan is Irish so he drank so much that it affected his memory.
😂😂😂 I’m sure you got that info from Artie Kendall himself.
i LOVE that he sings the same melody every time. makes it even funnier
I don't care for the melody. Too sentimental.
@@joshuamatic345 No, too heartwarming.
.. melody whuu!
@@joshuamatic345 Say, you've got a hot Irish temper...
yes it does!
The "I wrote a little song about the Irish" line always gets me.
You got a hot Irish temper there Conan...
I learned the phrase watching these skits and as an Irish American with an Irish wife with Irish kids, I've used this 'hot Irish temper" phrase many many times in the last decade or two.
I'm pretty sure Artie's set list is:
1) Song about the depression
2) One for the Ladies
3) A ditty inspired by Conan's
" Hot Irish temper "
Sounds like a winner to me...
“Aw, let’s change the subject then.” i love how completely that shuts down any criticism.
Brian Stack is one of the funniest guys I've ever seen, his comedy seems so incredibly intelligent.
Best around
He sure used to be...
genius writer. and his delivery! so genius writer/actor too!
He's with Colbert now. I'd wish he'd do these characters with Stephen.
@@googleuser2874 Colbert has too much ego to let any of his staff take the spotlight from him.
Conan: You can't make poor people live in the sewer! That's terrible!
Artie: Yeah you're right, they'd just contaminate the sewage.
The hearing impaired thank you.
@@20alphabet For transcribing 5 seconds of a 20 minute video? I somehow doubt it.
@@DurkMcGerk
Yeah, deaf people are unappreciative.
You know, I wrote a little song about deaf people, and it goes something like this...
@@carltheshivan 🎵Oh the hard of hearing make a funny noise....
“Not long enough, eh?” always gets me
His speaking voice is a dead-on Bing Crosby, the ultimate crooner. So smooth and mellow.
Bing Crosby was such an abusive father, two of his sons committed suicide, and that’s just for starters. He surely was the inspiration for this odious character.
@@hopsiepike I’ve heard that as well about Bing. Unfortunately, art often has nothing to do with character.
Too sentimental eh?
Stack says the line about Conan’s fiery Irish temper with the same exact inflection each time
@@williamshelton4318 oh UA-cam commenters are all fools and trolls
They burrow in mom's basement just like moles
Let's replace 'em all with bots
And leave there to rot
In the middle of the desert tied to poles
"You're the worst crooner-ghost I ever met."
HeatherM0891 which begs the question "how many others has he met?"
@@washkabe9179 3
No Bing Crosby was worse
"You wanted women to be illiterate mules?"
"Not all of them. The large ones can be illiterate Clydesdales."
What a great joke
Great... now I have to google 'Clydesdales' :(
@@MrKrisstain - They're the giant horses with puffy white fur around their hooves that Budweiser uses in their commercials. Or, they used to.
@@JabberCT Thank You, kind sir!
Pony’s on steroids.
I love Conan's blind optimism at the end of every tune. "This'll be good" 😄
Poor Conan, always looking forward to that ladies song.
Sinatra, Dino, Sammy and Bing couldn’t hold a candle to Artie Kendall. The man had talent!
Truer words have never been spoken.
Tragically, he was murdered before reaching his true potential. 😢
RIP Artie - you always showed love and respect for everyone in the world.
The total lack of variety in this recurring bit's template and in the song makes this avant-garde brilliance.
Exactly, and they originally aired months apart. Seeing them now on yt back to back to back adds the sardonic, meme-y element to it
@MoviesGalore1000 call me a sentimental old fool, but I prefer Artie Kendall and his simple songs
How is it avant-garde?? I’m genuinely curious.
@Nenethegreat W what's the difference?
You being amused by the sameness of the melody amuses me!😄😆
"I'm surprised you weren't murdered."
"I was murdered!"
"OH"
Oh! Oh, there you go!
The "Boddle de boop" at the very end always makes me laugh
Drownedy Mick.
Lynchity Prez.
Stenchity Stu.
Hitlery Hoo.
Funniest bit
@@j.s.m.5351 Good ol' lynchity prez. God I loved that one.
That's the funniest part of the bit for me....how can u say such horrible things and then end it with a sweet babadi-boop lol
Babadi-boo🎵......sipity-sah🎶.......plopity-drown🎶......deserty-doo🎶......lobotamy-loo🎵......whiskety-woo🎶......hitlery-hoo🎵....stenchity-stu🎵....drownity-mick🎶.....lynchity-prez🎶....prisony-gal🎵......nostrily-sweep🎶......crackity-skull🎶......plowity-gal🎵.....hookity-dope🎶.....bitchity-boo🎶......hokity-hoo🎵.....yupity-doo🎶........................too sentimental eh?.......well then......how bout this little diddy I wrote in '35........and a one and a twoand a🎶🎶--🎵🎵🎵🎵..ohh,this sketch sux it should be put to death/just like women they both cause too much stress/so get yourself some rope and hang'em both until they choke/then maybe all of us men can get some rest.......li'l napity-boop🎶
That thing they do at the beginning of each song (🎶🎶) is called the "Minsky Pickup."
Thanks for this useless information, I live for it. No sarcasm, I really do!
no matter how many songs he sings, Conan is always excited to hear one for the ladies
You're missing my favorite:
"We should surrender to the Germans right away
and listen to what Hitler has to say.
We'll tell Ol' Hirohito
Serving him sure would be neato
Because there's no chance we can beat them anyway!"
The fact that I know that from memory shows how great it is.
LMAO I need to see that
11:10
Yup, never heard it but very funny indeed!...Artie Kendall is the best character they ever came up with other than the masterbating bear, the "Hemeroid" guy and of course Triumph the insult comic dog.
@@scottanderson7793 "Kinda went gold if you know what I mean"
That one wasn't on this video....?
I can't stop laughing at his end quips....drownedy-mick!
Hitlery Hoo!
Lobotomy loo!
lynchidy prez
how about a song for all the ladies,,,, 🎵🎶🎵🎶
@@kamuelalee lobotomy loo is my fav 🤣🤣🤣
Whenever my wife gets angry, I've taken to saying 'let's change the subject, pal' in this voice
Just sing her a sweet little diddy about the ladies...
@@chrisbender4987 The one about never disagreeing with men should set her straight. But, she won't understand with her tiny lady brain. Bobbity-boo!
Anyone who puts together an Artie Kendall compilation is a friend of mine. 🤣
Da da. Da dah dah dah! Brilliant musical writing...
Ploppity Drown!! I love this character!!
Brian Stack recommends amazing old songs on his social media accounts and they are the best recommendations you might ever encounter.
Brian Stack and Brian McCann were the Lennon/McCartney of latenight
Reality Andy Blitz was George Harrison
@@langdonalger9219 ah, He's more like Pete Best at his worst.
Brian had a really nice send-off for Conan when he retired. I'm timestamped the beginning of the bit, but it does take Brian a bit of time to work into the joke. You'll see what I mean if you watch it. It was definitely some of the old Conan humor: ua-cam.com/video/69wmjL19l9w/v-deo.html
My fave part is always the ad-lib: "I'm surprised you weren't murdered." "I WAS murdered."
Conan's genuine reaction to many of the Irish songs always got me. Also, Brian Stack is one of the most underrated comedians ever... Nostrily-sweep!
Yeah, nostrily sweep! Got me too...
"Nostrily Sweep" made me pause the video, look up from my phone, and I had to re-acclimate myself to reality.
Brian's feeble hand gestures make this even better than it is.
"One man's backbone is other man's parasite" Man, that broke me to laughs
That was my unexpected favorite, as well. :)
After a long time, I finally sat down to figure out the chords. D-A-D-D7-G-G7-D-A-D. Then A-D for the 'dadada doo!' Lot's of fun to play and sing these Conan classics!
Yes, before the days of youtube you had to actually tell your friends what you saw on tv. I always sang the lobotomy lou and drownedy mick ones at parties
@@gwendolenyoung4198 haha for me it's stenchity-stoo, which I still say when something stinks 😂
Thank u I'm play this on the guitar
Not true. The bathtime bob bit he played it in D but for this one its transposed in G.
It should be G-D-C-G-D-G then D-G at the end
He actually has a really nice voice.
I come back and watch this compilation a couple of times a year and I never get tired of it. Stack was brilliant at coming up with dark characters wrapped in a deceptively cheerful coating. Artie is the embodiment of that style.
I like how no one ever mentions the ghost band that had to be giving this guy his music...
He actually sounds really good
he might have had experience before working for conan I imagine
He was with Second City prior to Conan
That's why he was so popular in the 30s.
I cant decide if my favorite is hitlery hoo, lobotomy loo or drunkity Mick. They are all brilliant.
I'm partial to druggity dame and japitty bomb.
My favorite is "...droppity drown!"
Ploppity -drown!
"Stenchity-stew!" and "Drownedy Mick!" are great.
Lobotomy loo for sure
"How about a sweet little song I used to sing for all the ladies?" LOL
A song for the ladies? Well that sounds nice. Let’s hear that…
Bobili-boop 🎶 🎵
Prisony-gal.
Lobotomy louu..
Conan Obrien was firing on all cylinders during the late night days. Brian Stack is just amazing and his calm demeanor and earnest delivery as Artie Kendall just kills me
What’s nuts is how consistently good every episode was. For a nightly show, this is basically non-existent today.
I love how it's the exact same setup every single time yet it still works perfectly. Stack's a genius.
And he subtly escalates it each appearance so you’re always on the edge of anticipation.
Brian Stack is an incredibly talented man, along with the mannerisms and physicality of comedy. It's a shame he never seemed to aspire to be more camera facing. Seems like he was always content with the writing/producing side. Amazingly talented man though.
"Welllll, one man's backbone is another man's parasite"
That was the exact part I paused the video to find if anyone commented on it. So fucking great.
That's poetry
So true, so true
"...the larger ones could be illiterate clydesdales." LOL
That's outrageously offensive🤭
17:26 'You're a horrible person, get out of here. After the break we'll have Kanye West.'
😂 Who knew?
The ghost possessed Kanye!
Artie was awful, but maybe he wasn't that narcissistic.
the quick timing of the music coming in after he says "I wrote a little song about the Irish" is the funniest thing
The cheery bobba de boop at the end of the horrendous lyrics is priceless. Brian stack again being awesome.
Conan: Artie, you’re the worst!
Artie: Here’s a song for the ladies.
Conan: Oh, ok. This will be good.
Just goes to show you don't need a great memory to have a 160iq lol
Prisony gal!! This dude was hilarious
Babadi-boop
Too sentimental, eh?
I just love Brian Stack singing the same melody, yet a different lyrics all the time. After watching this again few months ago, I come back to this often for the laughs, and damn, the melody is so catchy and is now stuck in my head.
Deserty-doo, Whiskety-woo, Lobotomy -loo, Hitlery-hoo, Stenchity-stoo, Drownedy-Mick, Lynchedy-Prez, Prisony-gal, Nostrily-sweep, Crackedy-skull, Ploughedy-gal, Hookedy-dope,
You forgot 'bitchedy-boo' .. @17:58
One thing that makes these skits so funny is that underneath Bing Crosby's easygoing, avuncular public persona, he lived a rough life: he had drinking problems, beat his kids, swapped girlfriends with Bob Hope, and had a gambling addiction that got him death threats from the mob for money he owed. Surprisingly, the guy even liked smoking marijuana and advocated for its legalization late in his life. So, these songs hint at the real, unvarnished Bing Crosby the public didn't know.
Actually, even though it’s inspired by Crosby, the satire seems directed at WASPs. Crosby was Irish. WASPs were the ones putting “no Irish, no dogs” signs in there business windows.
Brian Stack is brilliant...seriously this is great stuff...talent you do not see today...his voice is signature...
His Brent Musberger impressions are very good also.
Say you have a hot UA-cam temper.
Lots of people still do Sinatra impressions, but I love that the ghost has the laid-back style of Bing Crosby. And how about some love for the banjo happily chugging along in the background of each song?
Even this throwaway skit in late night is far superior than most things in todays television. Damn this show was comedy gold
It’s a perfect example of how Conan was in his absolute element on this show and the Tonight Show was actually a move down for him. We never really got back to this until later episodes on his TBS show and now his podcast.
I love how the camera pans out and you see Conan barely on the edge of breaking out into laughter, than he immediately calms down and scolds brian's character for the song.
"Things cooled down after they threw me down a mineshaft." Well, yep.
This may be my all-time favorite Conan sketch. It's very well written and executed.
P
This one and Hannigan the Salesman
As an Irishman, I'm afraid to say the songs about us are actually scarily accurate except our brains are mostly made of cabbage not 🌽. Ba-biddy boop!
Drunkity Mick!
I’m part Irish, only half as offended😄
I like the reference to monkey DNA from a song written decades before the discovery of DNA. 😂
you got a hot Irish temper
Zappity-mick!
Man I miss these days... I used to watch him every night... So nostalgic
He has a fantastic voice, smooth delivery and quick wit. Conan was.lucky to get this guy.
Now I have the Artie Kendall song stuck in my head all week.
An easy solution would be a labotomy loo! :-)
Thanks but no thanks.
@@zipgow Say, you got a hot Irish temper. I have a little song about the Irish, listen up...
I can’t believe that somehow these have escaped my notice until now! Such a delightful variety of tunes! 😂
I love Conan’s old time humor. I wonder how much of it is lost in modern audiences
-- the time period Artie is from. Watch the Conan Tinder sketch when he messages Gloria. He has a certain sense of humor that I think is lost on newer audiences.
conans core audience is 80 years old so its probably fine
Nah I don’t think so, I’m 17 and love conan’s old shows, chappelle’s old sketches and the like.
Conans main demographic was college kids for awhile.
Hi from End of 2020! Here .. Kill me Now please
Nostril-y sweep!
When I was a kid in the early 90s, I thought Brian Stack was Conan’s brother...
...bobblety-boo!
Lobotomy loo!
I thought he was _Timothy_ Stack’s* brother, but I guess they’re not at all related
*a comedian who had a parody talk show in the ‘90s called Night Stand with Dick Dietrick
"Drinkety Mick!"
The best thing is Conan falls for "changing the subject evertime". Junior.
Say you got a hot Irish temper...
I was always so excited when Brian would do this character. Love love love this bit.
The 30s sounded awesome.
🤣
I'm in tears... solid gold work by Brian Stack.
...lobotomy lou Lol!
The funny thing is Brian Stack is also Irish.
That makes sense, actually.
Brian Stack is the rare combination of the nicest guy you've ever met, and the funniest. What a gem!
Lobotomy-loo
Artie only knew one melody.
Apparently. Look up Brian's first character, Bathtime Bob.
Its not too different with songs these days.
He only needed one melody
Legend has it it takes just one audience to like his lyrics and his curse will be lifted.
I don't know what I love more - his relaxed disposition, or his woefully outdated, racist/misogynist lyrics
Why not love both?......bothell dee boo !
11:30
"HITLERY HOO!"
Here's a little song that I wrote for all the Ant-Semites
“You’re the worst crooner ghost I ever met.” ☠️ 🤣
Love Brian Stack, one of the funniest people ever 😂🤣❤️❤️
Ploppity drown!
@@Agave310 Color me impressed 😂🤣👏👍🤘🤘
Conan fell for it each time...guess he must have been blibidy drunk
Can't blame him, he woke up face down in the street, he just wiped the puke off with his sleeve. And he probably has cloven hooves instead of feet.
He’s got a hot Irish temper
I love that 30 of his 32 songs are followed by "Wait a minute, wait a minute!"
Yeah its like all the bits follow a formula
Why is this tune so catchy? :D Now I can't stop singing "women shouldn't be allowed to vote, I'd rather hear opinions from a goat". And the parliamental election starts soon here in Finland.
That reminds me of the time where Conan found out that his show was broadcasted in Finland. HILARIOUS
@@pieterwillembotha6719 yes! And the people noticed that he was twins with their prime minister, and i believe they even eventually met!
Love how every melody is the same with different words
If there were ever a way to make appalling attitudes hilarious.....this is it. The power of comedy to lay stupid opinions bare is amazing.
Bless this man's soul
Nice to be able to catch Artie Kendall so many decades after his time.
I wish Brian Stack still worked with Conan today! He was HILARIOUS!
@@gsesquire3441 Are you kidding me?! Wow i feel bad for Brian. PSH🤦♂️
@@mydjmode Whether or not you like Colbert doesn't matter. Stack does like him. He looked up to him a lot from when they were both in Second City (Colbert was on the main team). Conan likes Colbert a lot too, it is why they did those cross-over sketches during the writers strike 10 years ago. It must be shocking to learn that different people have different tastes, but better you learn it now as opposed to when you've grown up a bit more.
@Grizzled Sentinel People have different opinions about Colbert and that seems to upset you. No one cares for the late night hosts today. They're all hack propagandist, not funny or entertaining.
I love the pronounciation of every sentence is bascally the same with that charming downpitched voice at the end.
Ploppity-drown! 🤣🤣