Triumph Attends The Premiere Of "Star Wars: Attack Of The Clones" | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

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  • @azulamazigh2789
    @azulamazigh2789 5 років тому +5964

    every second of this remote was a pure genius. hats off to star war fans for taking a joke.

    • @hmuifuscared
      @hmuifuscared 4 роки тому +186

      lol yup. If you crack jokes at fans of the Sequel trilogy, they call you an Anti-Feminist or a Racist

    • @Sarah_Gravydog316
      @Sarah_Gravydog316 4 роки тому +47

      honestly, what choice do they have?

    • @crowtservo
      @crowtservo 4 роки тому +3

      Jesse McMeme Or Man-Baby’s.

    • @tomk3682
      @tomk3682 4 роки тому +6

      To weak and pitiful to do anything else than to take it like a bitch

    • @Jedi-ge6lr
      @Jedi-ge6lr 4 роки тому +27

      @@hmuifuscared I personally loved the sequel trilogy, but I get why people don't like it. I don't think Ray is a Mary Sue, but I don't go out of my way to call people who do think she is one an anti-feminists. I don't get how grown adults can be as sensitive as a baby.

  • @BukovTervicz
    @BukovTervicz 5 років тому +5552

    And which of these buttons calls your parents to come pick you up
    I remember this burn 20 years later

    • @acetate909
      @acetate909 5 років тому +118

      I was just about to leave the exact same comment. I watched this with my brother when I was in middle school and still remember that line. I thought about it as soon as the clip started. Classic.

    • @Deangirl86
      @Deangirl86 5 років тому +68

      I remember when this originally aired. It's still funny.

    • @alienmind134
      @alienmind134 5 років тому +24

      Yep, I lost it at that moment.

    • @kaalen24
      @kaalen24 5 років тому +39

      BukovTervicz I know. I’ve been quoting this since I was 16 years old. I am now 35

    • @dylanshackleton1608
      @dylanshackleton1608 5 років тому +93

      He knew he had a gold line right away. He was barely keeping it together.

  • @kyle1847
    @kyle1847 2 роки тому +2691

    Twenty years later, and this is still one of the funniest segments to ever air on network television. I still quote it to this day.

    • @tttarms1970
      @tttarms1970 2 роки тому

      Sure wouldnt see this nowadays....usa is PUSSIFIED

    • @lethrneck4
      @lethrneck4 2 роки тому +15

      @r33mote jesus christ this was 20 years ago...crazy

    • @scottbianchi6018
      @scottbianchi6018 2 роки тому +12

      🤔.....I watch this about once a week.... it never gets old...😃

    • @zachgilchrist669
      @zachgilchrist669 2 роки тому

      you are a huge nerd

    • @lorilori3
      @lorilori3 2 роки тому +2

      Agreed 😎

  • @mrf19741
    @mrf19741 5 років тому +1319

    "What parent forced you to do this?" CLASSIC!

  • @Boyso5407
    @Boyso5407 2 роки тому +1321

    Him starting to laugh before he asked “which button do you press to have your parents pick you up” still makes me laugh so hard every time I see it. That is comedy gold

    • @charlenealban4318
      @charlenealban4318 2 роки тому +20

      Tears rolled down my face...look over my sister is hysterical... funniest line ever!!!!

    • @RichV20
      @RichV20 2 роки тому +45

      Smigel thought of it on the spot and it cracked him up before he could get it out because he knew it was so good.

    • @rickfoster1078
      @rickfoster1078 2 роки тому +15

      His entire dialogue with Darth Vader is classic, oh scary nerd!!

    • @rajatjain1284
      @rajatjain1284 2 роки тому +27

      @@RichV20 Nope. In the inside conan podcast, it was revealed that Smigel was told this joke by one of the writing partners who was there along with him and he laughed when he first heard it and instantly said this on camera.

    • @phxazjarhead
      @phxazjarhead 2 роки тому +8

      It's my favorite quote of the whole video. I watched this video from time to time just to get a good laugh.

  • @trebormyers1
    @trebormyers1 Рік тому +394

    "If you're here, who is taking care of your pet snake and/or tarantula?" One of my favorite lines. Love it.

  • @doslover
    @doslover 5 років тому +2637

    "Which of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up?"
    Such a classic skit, still holds up today.

    • @incredibilistic
      @incredibilistic 5 років тому +29

      "Which one of these, tehhha, which one of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up!?" Can't forget the chuckle in between.

    • @ublade82
      @ublade82 5 років тому +12

      Even the stormtrooper was shocked

    • @darlinglionheart4195
      @darlinglionheart4195 5 років тому +5

      @@ublade82 That knowing nod & look around, LOL.

    • @dtadeo2006
      @dtadeo2006 4 роки тому +1

      DEFINITELY

    • @thomasbrown7328
      @thomasbrown7328 4 роки тому +6

      Conan said something along the lines that “which of these buttons calls you parents” burn was the peak of television. Granted he said that within a couple years after it was made but man it’s an instant classic. Props to Smiegel (sp?) for getting that line out without laughing more than he did.

  • @drews.7107
    @drews.7107 5 років тому +1474

    "Have you ever talked to a woman without giving her your credit card number first?" LMAO!

    • @stevemuzak8526
      @stevemuzak8526 3 роки тому +28

      That was one of the most epic insults in the history of insults.

    • @hellmik
      @hellmik 3 роки тому +1

      Used by one Lemmy in Motorhead song around that time !

  • @macro16
    @macro16 2 роки тому +1217

    I was a part of that line and amazingly still friends with many people from it. It was truly a wonderful experience. How could we not laugh at ourselves.

    • @cr-cn4ky
      @cr-cn4ky 2 роки тому +61

      By any chance do you know the chick with the litter of guys who have no idea how to please her?

    • @acesul8811
      @acesul8811 2 роки тому +30

      Okay but why act out the Jar Jar Binks scenes? WHY?

    • @velvetbikes
      @velvetbikes 2 роки тому +46

      wait so that pregnant lady's baby has to be 20 yrs old by now! Need update!

    • @macro16
      @macro16 2 роки тому +52

      @@velvetbikes I haven't spoken to her in a few years, but the family was growing up and doing well last time I did.

    • @velvetbikes
      @velvetbikes 2 роки тому +30

      @@macro16 I'm in absolute shock how fast 20 yrs went by.

  • @straightupballin3
    @straightupballin3 5 років тому +1854

    "I am a stormtrooper."
    You are a huge nerd.
    ...
    This one kills me every time.

    • @bkelly821
      @bkelly821 5 років тому +1

      straightupballin3 me too! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Fleeto2006
      @Fleeto2006 4 роки тому

      LOL!

    • @kelzuya
      @kelzuya 4 роки тому

      It's the best

    • @FlammableDonkey
      @FlammableDonkey 4 роки тому +7

      The Peanut M&Ms line is the one that gets me every time.

    • @lorinrichman6001
      @lorinrichman6001 4 роки тому +1

      He's not wrong!

  • @supa721
    @supa721 5 років тому +2878

    One of the funniest ever on Conan. Thank you for releasing the old footage.

    • @calbertgaribo5284
      @calbertgaribo5284 5 років тому +3

      True

    • @ColtonRDean
      @ColtonRDean 5 років тому +16

      I hope they release the old “in the year 2000” bits.

    • @korykloth9244
      @korykloth9244 5 років тому

      The Michael trial is just as good. But not on UA-cam. But on the internet.

    • @kamuelalee
      @kamuelalee 5 років тому +1

      funniest Triumph ever

    • @Sarah_Gravydog316
      @Sarah_Gravydog316 5 років тому +3

      they are planning to bring every episode out online :)

  • @InjuredRobot.
    @InjuredRobot. 2 роки тому +1809

    R.I.P. Richard Washington a.k.a. Blackwolf the Dragonmaster. You were truly one of a kind and made millions of people smile. And huge respect to Smigel for keeping in touch with him, being a friend and finding some work for him from time to time. It gives your fans a glimpse of your soul.

    • @ag-bk5wf
      @ag-bk5wf 2 роки тому +39

      When and How did he pass?

    • @InjuredRobot.
      @InjuredRobot. 2 роки тому +330

      @@ag-bk5wf Sometime in 2020 of kidney disease is what I remember, hard to verify online. Smigel talked about him at length on a podcast and said he was a really good hearted guy that was dealt a bad hand in life but was never bitter about it.

    • @davidlewis5189
      @davidlewis5189 2 роки тому +225

      @@InjuredRobot. Wow. The guy in the Yankees Jacket and Green Lightsaber passed away in 2020 too..

    • @rcmanization
      @rcmanization 2 роки тому +49

      @@InjuredRobot. how did they get to know each other, smigel and richard washington? was it via this segment?

    • @monotech20.14
      @monotech20.14 2 роки тому +31

      @@InjuredRobot. Thanks for the info.

  • @martinezyonick
    @martinezyonick 5 років тому +1357

    They all had a good sense of humor

    • @7Nixie
      @7Nixie 5 років тому +23

      Yeah thought so too.

    • @danielsarmiento1591
      @danielsarmiento1591 5 років тому +4

      You think they warn the crowd first? Haha

    • @VegetoStevieD
      @VegetoStevieD 5 років тому +48

      @@danielsarmiento1591 No, that's not necessary, those were real people in the crowd. None of them are NPCs.

    • @mattjames5694
      @mattjames5694 5 років тому +30

      Remember humor?

    • @MinhNguyen-cx2gz
      @MinhNguyen-cx2gz 5 років тому +10

      Back then yeah. But today they're known as "incels" and go on shooting rampages. =(

  • @Jezza819
    @Jezza819 4 роки тому +1283

    "You can choose from all kinds of guys that have no idea how to please you" 😂😂😂😂 That one and the "which one of these buttons calls your parents to come and pick you up" both just killed me back then and still do.

    • @dingfeldersmurfalot4560
      @dingfeldersmurfalot4560 3 роки тому +12

      The first one is an all-time classic. Blew me away on first hearing it and it still does.

    • @gb032645
      @gb032645 3 роки тому +29

      "The groom has kissed the bride...after years of practicing on his sister and an ewok doll." Another classic! XD

    • @brandonlee2373
      @brandonlee2373 2 роки тому +6

      I half expected death Vader to be like “that would be the blue button”

    • @paultalley7046
      @paultalley7046 2 роки тому +1

      Agree, pure genius comedy

    • @paultalley7046
      @paultalley7046 2 роки тому

      Also that's the last time he'll ever see female genitalia is up there

  • @stevemuzak8526
    @stevemuzak8526 Рік тому +404

    The best part of this is that they 100% know how nerdy they are and they love it. That's why they love the jokes.

    • @Mario_N64
      @Mario_N64 Рік тому +6

      They have accepted their fate by then.

    • @stevemuzak8526
      @stevemuzak8526 Рік тому

      @@Mario_N64 Or just enjoy life and not being miserable pricks

    • @anxthemagnificent
      @anxthemagnificent 10 місяців тому +16

      There’s something more pure about nerd fandom back then. They loved nerding out, but understood not to take it all so seriously, hence being able to joke around and have fun with it. I feel fandoms these days take things wayyyy too seriously

  • @SlowpokeRodriguez80
    @SlowpokeRodriguez80 5 років тому +938

    You have to give it to the stormtrooper guy... "Hi, I'm Col. Sanders "
    That was genuinely funny

    • @McMarioG
      @McMarioG 5 років тому +10

      npnk I thought it was terribly unfunny.

    • @SlowpokeRodriguez80
      @SlowpokeRodriguez80 5 років тому +110

      @@McMarioG i think it shows the guy can take a joke and laugh about himself... nowadays ppl are too butthurt if someone makes fun of them... the lady which was pregnant also showed great humor being "insulted" by triumph ... not taking oneself so seriously is a very refreshing thing these days

    • @VegetoStevieD
      @VegetoStevieD 5 років тому +32

      @@McMarioGwell you're wrong

    • @McMarioG
      @McMarioG 5 років тому +8

      npnk Definitely agree. He demonstrated great character but bad comedy chops.

    • @McMarioG
      @McMarioG 5 років тому

      Khechari *your

  • @kim0mook
    @kim0mook 5 років тому +2664

    I'm surprised how well everyone took the insults. Good sports. That Korean line was funny as hell too.

  • @ignaciodiazmoore
    @ignaciodiazmoore 11 місяців тому +299

    The stormtrooper revealing his face and mocking himself with "Hi, I'm colonel sanders" doesn't get enough love

  • @gi822
    @gi822 4 роки тому +1536

    I love how Triumph laughs at his own jokes as he says them. It makes the bit even funnier

    • @jorgetomas380
      @jorgetomas380 3 роки тому +14

      SOOOO much funnier.🤣🤣🤣 I was HOOKED on this bit back in the day

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 3 роки тому +28

      You know when he starts to crack that it’s gonna be gold.

    • @ryok8090
      @ryok8090 3 роки тому +42

      “And which button, EH HE, which button calls your parents to come pick you up”. This one killed me.

    • @crazypumpkin7106
      @crazypumpkin7106 3 роки тому +11

      And to....eh....to eat lots of peanut m&m's? Lol

    • @georgewashington9173
      @georgewashington9173 2 роки тому +3

      Robert Smigel

  • @piashshohag
    @piashshohag 5 років тому +1063

    "Are you a korean guy under there?" almost killed me

    • @TheAmateurEditor
      @TheAmateurEditor 5 років тому +25

      That would not be allowed to air today though...

    • @drew9719
      @drew9719 5 років тому +33

      Im s korean and that made me laugh so hard. I know its to be taken as a joke, although it kinda is true.

    • @TheAmateurEditor
      @TheAmateurEditor 5 років тому +40

      @@drew9719 The insane thing is, people who aren't Korean would argue with you telling you you should be and will be offended on your behalf!

    • @drew9719
      @drew9719 5 років тому +4

      John Smith sjw, man. Let’s hope they don’t ever even see this at all.

    • @Sarah_Gravydog316
      @Sarah_Gravydog316 5 років тому +3

      & Leno just got crap for saying it to Simon Cowell a while ago...

  • @TacoBellManager
    @TacoBellManager 2 роки тому +532

    Spock coming out to give everyone the finger was the chef's kiss. Also Triumph's farewell line. This is one of the greatest achievements in television.

  • @oldkubota
    @oldkubota 5 років тому +826

    Lol the people in the background reacting to triumphs jokes are priceless

    • @LAFC.
      @LAFC. 5 років тому

      why

    • @joganof
      @joganof 5 років тому +9

      stormtrooper nodding his head killed me

    • @I.Odnamra
      @I.Odnamra 5 років тому +11

      It was a good crowd

  • @ObscuredByTime
    @ObscuredByTime 3 роки тому +841

    When you consider how many ways this could have gone wrong - from interacting with a little girl, a pregnant lady, and getting manhandled by someone who might very well have real psychological issues - Smigel deserves big, big props for making it all go so right. A masterclass in improv, no question.

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic 2 роки тому +45

      It's in editing too

    • @G1CAAAAEO
      @G1CAAAAEO 2 роки тому +42

      Bet if this was done now it would have gone wrong lol, so many short fuses these days.

    • @peterhandelson1193
      @peterhandelson1193 2 роки тому +50

      People back then had a sense of humor.

    • @tgeee
      @tgeee Рік тому +13

      It also didn't hurt that Smigel was making fun of their hobby/behavior - not about their personal characteristics!

    • @Dayvit78
      @Dayvit78 Рік тому +25

      @@tgeee No, he was full on about how fat (run 10 feet), ugly (put it back on) they were. As others said, back then you could do those things. Because it was all in good fun. He was not doing it to demonize them, just have some laughs. Nowadays people who do it don't have that joviality. Too serious.

  • @brianclover8709
    @brianclover8709 Рік тому +254

    This is one of the best segments in television history... not just from Conan, not just from late night television... PERIOD!

    • @serotoninsyndrome
      @serotoninsyndrome 9 місяців тому +1

      This is one of the best segments in television history.... FOR ME TO POOP ON

  • @jpetersgoyanks
    @jpetersgoyanks 5 років тому +950

    “and don’t you forget to finish your filet-o-fish, oh Dragonmaster”

    • @shakebooty
      @shakebooty 4 роки тому +38

      I love it how he says Burger King, where all Dragonmasters eat.haha

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet 4 роки тому +11

      @@shakebooty They should have used that as an actual commercial.

    • @thereisnopandemic
      @thereisnopandemic 4 роки тому +8

      What made it funny is that filet o fish is a McDonald’s product not Burger King.

    • @mitchcoughlin8335
      @mitchcoughlin8335 3 роки тому +2

      The people in the background crack up at that too

    • @ODUBlue
      @ODUBlue 3 роки тому +15

      And SOMEHOW, Smigel kept in touch with ol Dragonmaster and had him as an announcer on his podcast 🤣 Had him on one of his live albums, too.

  • @FireIsTheCIeanser
    @FireIsTheCIeanser 3 роки тому +304

    Honestly shout out to these nerds for having a sense of humor and being able to laugh at themselves. Seems like a fun crowed

    • @culwin
      @culwin Рік тому +7

      What else would they do? Smigel and Conan are nerds, working for nerd TV shows, and doing nerd comedy for nerds. Why wouldn't they like it.

  • @mattbernabe
    @mattbernabe 2 роки тому +276

    I remember watching this when it first aired. It's still hilarious.
    I just realized remembered that this was in 2002, this woman's baby 4:58 is already 20 years old. Time flies.
    I wonder if he's a Star Wars fan or if he hates it.

    • @mfgbass
      @mfgbass Рік тому +41

      ​@@Marc-io8qmi hate this website

    • @hq9344
      @hq9344 Рік тому +6

      @@Marc-io8qmbig pharma is the empire
      B

    • @chupscola9198
      @chupscola9198 Рік тому +9

      Disney fakked up Star Wars, it sucks now. No longer watchable.

    • @Christopher-ms5ke
      @Christopher-ms5ke Рік тому

      @@chupscola9198Andor

    • @getschwifty9531
      @getschwifty9531 Рік тому

      I wonder if he was able to see another female's genitalia.

  • @jamiewhitley8876
    @jamiewhitley8876 4 роки тому +751

    4:30 I love how he didn’t insult the little girl and was respectful to her...

    • @mochs62512
      @mochs62512 4 роки тому +55

      Yeah that was cute 😊

    • @cozymatthew6773
      @cozymatthew6773 4 роки тому +110

      @@mochs62512 for me to poop on

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 3 роки тому +76

      i mean, comedy is really for adults. Making fun of a little girl would be easy,boring and frankly cowardly

    • @swimmerdudeski6849
      @swimmerdudeski6849 3 роки тому

      Only FOOLS and JERKS hold children responsible for the actions of their parents. Castigate the idiot parents...but NEVER the helpless/indentured children.

    • @MaddawgMar
      @MaddawgMar 2 роки тому +30

      She was an adorable Twi’lek, for him to poop on!!!

  • @alexepena
    @alexepena 4 роки тому +808

    3:40 This guy, the "super nerd" David Liebowitz passed away today 7/24/2020 (found out on Twitter). Robert Smigel said that the people's willingness to make fun of themselves plays a huge role in these pieces being great.

    • @farrington4918
      @farrington4918 4 роки тому +4

      Can you link the tweet?

    • @C.Chandler_May
      @C.Chandler_May 4 роки тому +75

      I remember watching this when it aired and several times after. He always stood out, good sense of humor. Rip, Nerd.

    • @Toolmamon
      @Toolmamon 4 роки тому +27

      Ah man!! So sad! RIP cool nerd!

    • @turnupthesun81
      @turnupthesun81 4 роки тому +49

      RIP. Got to give them all credit for being good sports.

    • @XTRABIG
      @XTRABIG 4 роки тому +7

      Wow. RIP brother.

  • @fearmonkey
    @fearmonkey Рік тому +47

    I worked with a guy who was like one of these fans, wore his jedi outfit to the opening of the movies, had all the action figures, had the best most realistic light sabers, etc. Just recently learned he passed away young unexpectantly, a true shame, was a very nice guy with a family. Rip and hope he is happy beyond!

    • @BowenEros-gt8gn
      @BowenEros-gt8gn Рік тому +2

      Well, now he is among the stars and one with The Force.

  • @lemonysnicket9460
    @lemonysnicket9460 5 років тому +316

    “And now the nerds are congregating for the ceremonial banging of the plastic toys.” What a classic video!

  • @maikagere5744
    @maikagere5744 5 років тому +646

    "how do you explain this to your imaginary girlfriend?" HAHAHAHA

  • @willisknapick4405
    @willisknapick4405 Рік тому +45

    Respect. They are true fans. And they took the ribbing with a smile. 😂

  • @Nay-kp6uu
    @Nay-kp6uu 5 років тому +516

    One of the most classic bits on Conan.
    Filet O Fish lol

    • @stevenhosea4849
      @stevenhosea4849 5 років тому +1

      Nay Good Goodness

    • @Lt.Mingus69
      @Lt.Mingus69 5 років тому +1

      Burger King...where all Dragon Masters eat.

  • @jamesosullivan532
    @jamesosullivan532 5 років тому +229

    “Look it’s a geek from another dimension...” I’M WHEEZING!!!

  • @Pete_Finch
    @Pete_Finch 2 роки тому +72

    20 years later and this is still one of the funniest videos I've ever watched

  • @HanSoloxcs
    @HanSoloxcs 3 роки тому +4429

    This is before nerd culture come predominant and cool. These are REAL nerds.

    • @lotaryguy12
      @lotaryguy12 3 роки тому +302

      The cow says: Moo!
      The cat says: Meow!
      The delusional virgin says: "nErD cUlTuRe Is PrEdOmInAnT aNd CoOl NoW".

    • @chriscannone8617
      @chriscannone8617 3 роки тому +108

      Right it's so different now...I miss be bullied for going to episode 3🤣🤣

    • @riptiderobin1676
      @riptiderobin1676 3 роки тому +178

      That is so true, people used to make fun of me for liking anime or didn't know what it even was. Now it's everywhere.

    • @chriscannone8617
      @chriscannone8617 3 роки тому +69

      @@riptiderobin1676 Now every dude buys a Goku shirt from Walmart and acts like they know everything 🤣🤣rip to all our favorite IPs and animes like one peice so fourth and even cartoons .Big money's been injected and now our nerd culture has become the culture,while us original fans watch our movies,comics and shows slowly die and become cash cow's.

    • @riptiderobin1676
      @riptiderobin1676 3 роки тому +30

      @@chriscannone8617 That's true the quality in anime really went downhill. It's not what it used to be. Anime from the 90's/early 00's was so unique and different. There were shows like DBZ or Sailor Moon, but then there were shows like Please Save My Earth (not very well known but one of my favorites mangas/anime) or the early Gundam series. Hardly any fan service and not so loud and bright. More stylish and a quiet sort of beauty.

  • @RICCSALAZAR
    @RICCSALAZAR 5 років тому +1430

    Conan O'Brien is my biological father.

    • @brandonwei2430
      @brandonwei2430 5 років тому +4

      Especially since they all work at Marvel

    • @PettyPrinzeJr
      @PettyPrinzeJr 5 років тому +38

      Nerds are pretty self-aware

    • @djmips
      @djmips 5 років тому +34

      Well think about it. How can you not laugh at a guy walking around with his hand up Triumph's ass. A puppeteer is a true nerd and they recognize that

    • @jasonomnia9295
      @jasonomnia9295 5 років тому +7

      Mga Dapat Pigilan
      They’ve been laughed at their whole life, it’s not like it’s a whole new experience for them

    • @LeoWhalen1933
      @LeoWhalen1933 5 років тому +32

      Nerds are the most secure ppl in the world. They aren't trying to be anyone but themselves.

  • @KT-pw2in
    @KT-pw2in Рік тому +44

    Still one of the best skits ever!!!!....FOR ME TO POOP ON!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @darskay
    @darskay 4 роки тому +285

    I end up coming back to this every so often, and every time I watch it, I end up in tears from laughter. My favorite bit from any late night show ever.

    • @ExceptionalPleb
      @ExceptionalPleb 3 роки тому +6

      This and weiners circle are the best

    • @jorgetomas380
      @jorgetomas380 3 роки тому

      HANDS DOWN.🤣🤣🤣

    • @mjj6127
      @mjj6127 2 роки тому

      Its time to rewatch it .ding ding.

    • @bxbomber2365
      @bxbomber2365 Рік тому

      @@ExceptionalPleb 😂😂😂 literally just finished watching both. miss this era of conan and just late night talk shows

    • @alanpawlowski1202
      @alanpawlowski1202 Рік тому

      ​@D/R mm

  • @ZergRushJohnny
    @ZergRushJohnny 2 роки тому +85

    RIP Blackwolf the Dragon Master, what an incredible eccentric. Here after Robert Smigel talked about their long, odd friendship on Inside Conan.

    • @XTRABIG
      @XTRABIG 8 місяців тому

      wow. two of the dudes featured here have passed. rip

  • @Maikonix
    @Maikonix Рік тому +19

    I lost it when Spock just came to reinforce triumph and flipped the bird.
    Still a funny segment

  • @Badar2310
    @Badar2310 5 років тому +763

    This is one of the best Triumph remotes ever. Kinda wish they were uploaded a few years ago (officially). Had a hard time looking for Conan NBC remotes. But shoutout to Bobble and Inflatable Conan for all the NBC stuff. Enjoy folks! #ConanIsKing

    • @TRJ2241987
      @TRJ2241987 5 років тому +6

      This must be the 20th anniversary of this episode? May 1999? Man, I remember seeing this when it first aired and laughing so hard....can't believe it's been so long

    • @drownedcactus5618
      @drownedcactus5618 5 років тому +1

      TRJ2241987 Nah it’s from 2003

    • @TRJ2241987
      @TRJ2241987 5 років тому

      @@drownedcactus5618 definitely 1999. Maybe you remember seeing it in the 10th Anniversary Conan special in 2003.

    • @drownedcactus5618
      @drownedcactus5618 5 років тому +5

      TRJ2241987 No Attack of the Clones came out in 2002

    • @TRJ2241987
      @TRJ2241987 5 років тому +1

      @@drownedcactus5618 ....my bad, I swore up and down this was for Phantom Menace, thus people actually being excited for it

  • @storky1
    @storky1 4 роки тому +143

    back in my nyc days, i used to see black wolf the dragon master wearing that outfit and riding his bike around the east village. this was the early 2000's.

    • @alexanaya6820
      @alexanaya6820 3 роки тому +3

      He still alive?

    • @Bryant713O
      @Bryant713O 3 роки тому +23

      @@alexanaya6820 yeah. The guy that does Triumph kept in touch with him and has had him on other skits after this lol

    • @Rob_Himself83
      @Rob_Himself83 Рік тому +3

      ​@@alexanaya6820 He passed in 2021, kidney disease.

  • @jeffreymacintyre2711
    @jeffreymacintyre2711 Рік тому +33

    I have watched this at least 20x, it never gets old

  • @y3ee3e
    @y3ee3e 5 років тому +219

    Black wolf the dragon master. Lol. I'll never forget this classic. One of the best videos in history.

    • @CesarPerez-cv8yh
      @CesarPerez-cv8yh 5 років тому +9

      Yes it is...I remember I saw it live on a trip to the US and how much I laught...I found it yesterday and it makes me laught even more

    • @jorgetomas380
      @jorgetomas380 3 роки тому +3

      Hands Down

    • @TatankaTaylor
      @TatankaTaylor 2 роки тому +1

      Black Wolf the dragon master was part of Triumph's podcast. Playing the part of an announcer.

    • @ZX-ou5op
      @ZX-ou5op Рік тому +1

      He passed away in 2021, sadly.

  • @ozymandiaz1465
    @ozymandiaz1465 5 років тому +159

    No phones. All laughing. Good sports from humors. This is a good decade.

  • @Adam-bw5nz
    @Adam-bw5nz 2 місяці тому +5

    11:10-11:22 Spock flipping 🖕 everyone off caught me off guard 😂😂

  • @emcee9899
    @emcee9899 3 роки тому +668

    "You don't deal with lesser lifeforms? You must be a lonely guy." Severely underrated.

    • @omairsh8
      @omairsh8 3 роки тому +22

      That wasn't a burn, it was a roast

    • @emcee9899
      @emcee9899 3 роки тому +8

      @UCSAHaLyOLhpuR5oQOnBIiwA it can definitely be taken more than one way.

    • @maximusp210
      @maximusp210 3 роки тому +17

      @@emcee9899 it can..I personally took it like there are NO lesser lifeforms than you so he must be lonely

    • @emcee9899
      @emcee9899 3 роки тому

      @@maximusp210 yeah that is how I took it.

    • @NeaonBHB
      @NeaonBHB 3 роки тому +60

      @@maximusp210 but that doesn't make sense.. if he's the lowest lifeform then he can communicate with everyone... tbh the one burn I never quite undetstood

  • @MrGopalrockz
    @MrGopalrockz 5 років тому +130

    As soon as he said responsible correspondent, they knew. This is peak Conan O'Brien domination. What a legend

  • @williamobrien3540
    @williamobrien3540 9 місяців тому +9

    When smigel himself breaks mid delivery you know the line is gonna be a banger

  • @darrellid
    @darrellid 5 років тому +143

    Possibly the best Conan segment ever. Smigel was always so quick on his feet, and everyone was a great sport and appreciated the moment rather than taking it personally. Thanks for sharing.

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 4 роки тому

      duno, conan playing video games is one of the most hilarious things... the episode with him and elijah wood playing final fantasy, is my favourite thing ever. :')

  • @roop94
    @roop94 5 років тому +516

    Don’t forget to finish your Filet-o-Fish 😂😂😂

    • @wowomg1980
      @wowomg1980 5 років тому +10

      Later he revealed it was actually a McChicken

    • @cortneyjermainejones
      @cortneyjermainejones 5 років тому +11

      Fresh Hound!

    • @jimboramba
      @jimboramba 5 років тому +3

      What was that guy supposed to be anyways? He looked like a combination of Gandalf and Link from Zelda

    • @Kensuke0987
      @Kensuke0987 5 років тому +7

      @@jimboramba he's Blakewolf the drrragon master

  • @injuredlemon3032
    @injuredlemon3032 Рік тому +9

    Man, that look that the mom gave at 4:46. That's the look of pride and joy.

  • @snappertrx
    @snappertrx 5 років тому +342

    I remember watching this as it aired. It was beautiful. Time has done it no harm.

    • @jorgetomas380
      @jorgetomas380 3 роки тому +10

      When I 1st seen the priemer, I B.S. YOU NOT. I almost drove myself to the emergency room of how every syllable of this bit got extremely funnier and funnier!🤣🤣🤣🤣I literally couldn't breath, stomach hurting, heart palpations, OH MY GOD. SMDH.

    • @darryl2542
      @darryl2542 2 роки тому +1

      Same. I was in tears

    • @thegr8rambino
      @thegr8rambino 2 роки тому +1

      same lol

    • @stacyburton280
      @stacyburton280 2 роки тому +1

      Same, it was hilarious!

    • @Phinal_Flash
      @Phinal_Flash Рік тому +1

      Same here 😆.

  • @shouta1255
    @shouta1255 5 років тому +304

    This is a classic! I never get tired of seeing this.

    • @incredibilistic
      @incredibilistic 5 років тому +3

      Glad I'm not the only one. Pretty sure I've watched this skit no less than 20 times and it still makes me literally laugh out loud!!

  • @brihmendiola4347
    @brihmendiola4347 2 роки тому +34

    I laughed so hard it hurts. This is Triumph at his best. The nerds are adorable

  • @TheNaturalPatHarris
    @TheNaturalPatHarris 3 роки тому +149

    This is a moment in Television history that deserves recognition

  • @lgr2284
    @lgr2284 5 років тому +159

    My favorite Triumph segment ever. Hands down. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @brianplanchard5048
    @brianplanchard5048 2 роки тому +41

    The greatest Triumph sketch of all time.

  • @michellehammer1933
    @michellehammer1933 5 років тому +139

    "You can choose from all kinds of guys who have no idea how to please you"
    "Pretty much..." She answers for all of us.
    3:02

    • @sandal_thong8631
      @sandal_thong8631 3 роки тому +1

      She busted a gut in the background after 2:13

  • @bobert6523
    @bobert6523 5 років тому +54

    I like that the nerds know and appreciate the roasting. Good for them. Gold.

  • @dirktyler3643
    @dirktyler3643 2 роки тому +22

    This is one of the most memorable Conan segments. The "nerds" have a fantastic sense of humor.

  • @bungus49
    @bungus49 3 роки тому +250

    I wish comedy like this was still around today. I genuinely laughed at every clip.

    • @catherinefan32
      @catherinefan32 2 роки тому

      What m? This forced price of crap that’s considered humor. This was the most dumbest childish crap Conan ever came up with. Now he can’t say this or his ass would
      Be canceled and rightfully so

    • @dingfeldersmurfalot4560
      @dingfeldersmurfalot4560 2 роки тому +24

      These days half his screen time would be taken up by trigger warnings.

    • @catherinefan32
      @catherinefan32 2 роки тому

      @@dingfeldersmurfalot4560 as should be is an unfunny hack

    • @culwin
      @culwin Рік тому +1

      This comment is idiotic.

    • @wallyg1983
      @wallyg1983 Рік тому +5

      Guys, I’m here from the future. It’s only gotten worse.

  • @benjaminirizarry2531
    @benjaminirizarry2531 5 років тому +416

    The guy in the Yankees jacket was a clerk in the records room at the Federal Courthouse in New York

    • @djbis
      @djbis 5 років тому +75

      he is a legend now.

    • @handywijaya3689
      @handywijaya3689 4 роки тому +3

      Did he still work there until now??

    • @SiavashAgharazi
      @SiavashAgharazi 4 роки тому +38

      He sadly passed away.

    • @crowtservo
      @crowtservo 4 роки тому +26

      He saw the new movies and they killed him.

    • @thomasbrown7328
      @thomasbrown7328 4 роки тому +20

      He’s dead?! Man he seemed so friendly and not in bad shape. What happened?

  • @classiclife7204
    @classiclife7204 3 місяці тому +22

    An immortal clip. A real bummer that 2 of the regular folks featured here have passed on - the "supernerd" and the wizard guy. This was only 22 years ago and they weren't that old at the time this was filmed. Life is a swift river, gang - tell those whom you love that you love them, and mend fences while you can.☮

  • @JRMaster4000
    @JRMaster4000 5 років тому +436

    Trumph bullied a guy who wasn't even born yet, omg. I love this dawg!

    • @hellmik
      @hellmik 3 роки тому

      True Dawg !

    • @benyashers5753
      @benyashers5753 3 роки тому +2

      That unborn kid will be turning 20 this year!

  • @aimhighmediaservices8875
    @aimhighmediaservices8875 5 років тому +151

    The wizard guy holding the filet of fish wrapper is too much

    • @Yesman812
      @Yesman812 5 років тому +53

      He is Blackwolf the Dragon Master and don't you forget it!

    • @serbonkers4130
      @serbonkers4130 4 роки тому +9

      He used to roam the streets of NY for reals.

    • @asperhes
      @asperhes 9 місяців тому

      That's why Triumph is making fun of him. That's how this works.

    • @EternalNero
      @EternalNero Місяць тому +1

      Legends tell that he used his dark magics to transform Conan O’Brien into an exact Conan O’Brien replica, everyone has been in total awe of his amazing powers and tremble with deep respect of his might ever since, if he can turn people into Conan then who knows the true extent of his powers

  • @juampan
    @juampan 2 роки тому +15

    Oh my god, what a nostalgia trip this was! I remember playing this clip again and again when I was a young lad. Best late night tv piece in history.

  • @tobysgamingworld1550
    @tobysgamingworld1550 3 роки тому +255

    “Here’s a spoiler, you’ll die alone” 😂 when he said “which one of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up?” I was crying. He destroyed and could barely stop himself from laughing.

  • @jeffmiller9911
    @jeffmiller9911 3 роки тому +155

    I was a sophomore in HS when this first aired. To this day it is one of my favorite sketches of all time. And much like today, I revisit it when I need a nice nostalgic laugh

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc 2 роки тому +2

      Junior here

    • @darryl2542
      @darryl2542 2 роки тому +3

      Same here. I was in tears when it first aired and it’s still hilarious.

    • @TheNavyShark
      @TheNavyShark 2 роки тому +5

      Makes me feel old watching this again. 5:10 that "baby" would be 20 now.

    • @jeffmiller9911
      @jeffmiller9911 2 роки тому +2

      @@TheNavyShark haha, I think about that every time I watch it 😂

    • @elainazimmerman5105
      @elainazimmerman5105 Рік тому +1

      I was in 8th grade

  • @julianhermanubis6800
    @julianhermanubis6800 8 місяців тому +4

    This never, ever gets old. It's a true all-time classic.
    R.I.P., Blackwolf the Dragon Master.

  • @AGSA5
    @AGSA5 5 років тому +171

    classic. I was very addicted watching this particular skit. I even memorized every lines from it.

    • @edgein1830
      @edgein1830 5 років тому +2

      AGSA5 such a accomplishment , mom must be sooo proud

    • @sharifsobol3776
      @sharifsobol3776 5 років тому +4

      Where is the button to call YOUR parents up?

  • @nhlnms
    @nhlnms 3 роки тому +70

    This guy is so quick witted and off the cuff. So impressive

  • @Fotosynthesis858
    @Fotosynthesis858 Рік тому +30

    “Which of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up?” 😂

  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens 5 років тому +77

    "Are you a Korean guy under there?"
    My lungs hurt.

  • @ClifDickens
    @ClifDickens 4 роки тому +95

    This video is great because of how good-natured everyone is-they get the schtick, and they're amazing for it.

  • @subtlebluntduality5997
    @subtlebluntduality5997 Рік тому +9

    First time I saw this I had tears in my eyes because I was laughing so hard. One of the funniest things I have ever seen. This was the kind of hilarity you got to see with Conan. You certainly didn't get that with Leno.

  • @andrewwatson8591
    @andrewwatson8591 5 років тому +58

    I’m a die hard Star Wars fan, and 17 years later this is STILL one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

  • @koalanectar9382
    @koalanectar9382 4 роки тому +64

    "Who's feeding your pet snake and\or tarantula?" lmao

    • @370zLogan
      @370zLogan 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 3 роки тому

      I don't really get that one.

    • @koalanectar9382
      @koalanectar9382 3 роки тому +6

      @@k-leb4671 He's saying that particular kid looks like the type of weirdo who would own a pet snake and\or tarantula

    • @cripplermaximus
      @cripplermaximus 3 роки тому +3

      That one was a sleeper hit

    • @TRJ2241987
      @TRJ2241987 3 роки тому +4

      It's so accurate

  • @shermanngjazz
    @shermanngjazz 2 роки тому +7

    "Which of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up??" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hoju510
    @hoju510 5 років тому +698

    Not a cell phone in sight, just living in the moment.

    • @VegetoStevieD
      @VegetoStevieD 5 років тому +11

      Exactly.

    • @sterlingphoenix
      @sterlingphoenix 5 років тому +36

      @@VegetoStevieD Cellphones weren't really what they are today back then. We're 5 years away from the iPhone. Internet on phones was a novelty at best, and cameras were rare and (again, at best) kinda bad.

    • @hoju510
      @hoju510 5 років тому +7

      Hunter Brittell How did you know I wanted full communism from my comment? You totally read my thoughts.

    • @VegetoStevieD
      @VegetoStevieD 5 років тому +5

      @@hunterjayfilm False dichotomy. Not everything is progress.
      Can't believe you posted this on July 4th, Gregorian time. -The date that every tax payer celebrates independence from the tax collector, until next April....

    • @VegetoStevieD
      @VegetoStevieD 5 років тому

      @@hunterjayfilm I haven't been able to drive from one city to the next, without dodging swirving drivers who could have been drunk, but were too addicted to the new social media algorithms to bother with an alcohol addiction.
      This is real. Taxpayers getting together to celebrate their independence from the tax collector, until next April.... it's a real phenomenon.
      Just think about what's going on out there. It's pure insanity. Clown World is a symptom. Or let me guess, you celebrated July 4th, Gregorian Time, with all the other Fraudulent "men" who are also unworthy of the Founding Father's inheritance too, right? Tweet about it, faggot.

  • @Zejnex
    @Zejnex 5 років тому +73

    "Ceremonial banging of the plastic toys"
    #classic !

  • @afarro
    @afarro 2 роки тому +13

    These people have great sense of humour and sportmanship .. they were truly appreciating the triumph’s jokes ..

  • @themoviebaker
    @themoviebaker 5 років тому +38

    9:14 "Hi, I'm Colonel Sanders!" LOL

  • @andrewhogan6533
    @andrewhogan6533 3 роки тому +38

    Hands down, one of the funniest bits I’ve ever watched. This show was a beacon of light in my teenage years.

  • @BrakeFade
    @BrakeFade Рік тому +28

    I remember watching this the day it aired and laughed so hard. It’s one of the funniest and most memorable moments in television history. The only other moment I can ever remember laughing as hard was watching the Chapel/Rick James episode when it first aired.

    • @RougeMaster
      @RougeMaster Рік тому

      Chapel 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Gurra88
      @Gurra88 Рік тому +1

      Same for me. I got this clip from Kazaa 20 years ago and laughed so hard I cried. Conan and Triumph instantly became my favorite comedians.

  • @nahtesalinas1917
    @nahtesalinas1917 5 років тому +77

    "Carbonite"
    "No, the correct answer is 'who gives a *BEEP*'
    LOL

    • @mayhemjr.803
      @mayhemjr.803 4 роки тому +5

      And the answer is still true to this day!

  • @AT-yg4nk
    @AT-yg4nk 5 років тому +36

    Ahh one of the best nights I’ve had...I remember watching this opening night after having just watched Episode 2 with my friends. We were 17, we just smoked a joint before this came on and I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life. Seriously, it’s one of my fondest memories. We were on the floor, curled up in pain, crying from laughing so hard. Great times for sure. Miss those days.

  • @MrMonkchuck
    @MrMonkchuck 5 місяців тому +3

    “Dragon master, don’t forget to finish your filet of fish.” 😆 😂

  • @SolidSmurf91
    @SolidSmurf91 5 років тому +34

    “Obi wan-na wack off right now”
    Sooo underrated

  • @huckfinn3987
    @huckfinn3987 4 роки тому +7

    5:15 "Who's feeding your pet snake and/or tarantula?" Again, even Smigel can barely get the line off w/o cracking up.

  • @dragonzord2050
    @dragonzord2050 2 місяці тому +1

    @2:55 "you got your variable pick of the litter, you can chose from all of- all kinds of guys who have no idea to please you " lmao 😂

  • @SamaelStone
    @SamaelStone 4 роки тому +51

    Never gets old. One of the funniest things ever recorded.

  • @RamzaZero
    @RamzaZero 5 років тому +150

    Man I wish triumph did this during the avengers movie premieres.

    • @Davidsworldtravels
      @Davidsworldtravels 5 років тому +4

      Oh such a great idea

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 4 роки тому +19

      yeah but there are just regular ppl there now, not even proper nerds :s

    • @janesmith7676
      @janesmith7676 3 роки тому +2

      @@CaptainAMAZINGGG Nah, I'm sure there are plenty of basement-dwelling nerds to be found at those premieres. Normal people too, but the nerds won't be hard to find (they're probably more likely to be attending on opening day than normies are).

    • @CannibalKen
      @CannibalKen 3 роки тому

      Nobody lines up anymore

    • @JJDOG9
      @JJDOG9 3 роки тому

      @@CaptainAMAZINGGG found the nerd

  • @NevadaBoss
    @NevadaBoss Рік тому +6

    Priceless and still one of the funniest segments ever...Smigel is one of his generation's great comedic voices. For me to poop on.

  • @geddoe316
    @geddoe316 5 років тому +54

    I remember that dragonmaster guy showing up on a triumph tour or something(I think there was a DVD of it)...cause Robert smiegel(spelling) liked him so much

    • @Batman8657
      @Batman8657 5 років тому +4

      I remember that. It was a CD/DVD combo and they did a song to the tune of Monster Mash called Blackwolf the Dragonmaster. The best bit was with Horatio Sanz. "Oh, look at me, I have eyes, I can see things!" "Showoffs with the eyes!" Man, I gotta find that.

    • @jeffsomer
      @jeffsomer 5 років тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/bjE5WwACHgk/v-deo.html&feature=emb_logo

  • @JimStinson
    @JimStinson 3 роки тому +28

    This was the best Conan skit ever. Possibly one of the Top 10 skits in TV history.

  • @DDHOU-o9h
    @DDHOU-o9h 2 роки тому +40

    can you imagine watching something this funny on TV as it aired for the first time and laughing so hard but having no way to show your friends or watch it again.... unless you just happened to record it on VHS?

    • @BenjamUniverse
      @BenjamUniverse 2 роки тому

      i saw the same movie at that theatre. it was an awesome experince

    • @Thulgore
      @Thulgore 2 роки тому +1

      All my buddies were stoners and we always watched Conan at my house...........so we all just laughed and talked about it later. In fact the only time I watched anything back then was with friends.
      Now I only watch things alone, intentionally. The memories are nice though.

    • @shiningwizard327
      @shiningwizard327 Рік тому +2

      I lived it. We recorded it on a VCR and showed it to our friends

    • @krankymann
      @krankymann Рік тому +1

      this spread round the net at the time, really low bitrate stuff. I don''t even think I was aware of Conan and watched this clip (in Australia). We watched it over and over and just cried laughing every time

    • @Timthecommenter
      @Timthecommenter Рік тому

      In 1999 we were sharing a pre-release version of the Matrix on the university LAN (split into two halves, due to file size limitations). By 2002 you could find funny video clips like this, but someone would have had to have a TV tuner card, capture it OTA or from cable, compress it, and then share it at pretty low quality on LimeWire.

  • @seamslatasha3598
    @seamslatasha3598 5 років тому +87

    Oh god, this was so funny. These ppl were such great sports and triumph is a genius.

    • @swimmerdudeski6849
      @swimmerdudeski6849 3 роки тому

      I guarantee that the producer and his/her lackeys got EVERYONE in this parade of fools to sign their rights away PRIOR to the filming.